#Justice League: War
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I'm watching Justice League: War, and I'm sorry, but Green Lantern shielding himself and Batman in a green ball of light while Superman proceeds to kick them around Metropolis like a dodgeball is so fucking funny.
Bruce just saw the inside of three buildings go past real quick because they got punched through them by Superman, and he's relying on Hal to keep him alive. A man who a mere few hours ago accused him of being a vampire then went off on him for not having any superpowers and whose ring Bruce managed to steal with a sleight-of-hand trick to make a petty point.
His control freak issues must be screaming.
#Justice League: War#dc#also Bruce's shit eating grin when Hal finds out he's a regular guy in a bat suit is mwah*chef kiss*#he's so fucking pleased with himself for being a normal human and being able to go toe-to-toe with literal gods#like aw#sorry#do your magic powers not seem so special now?#suck on it
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What? Nobody asked you to prom, so now you dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?
JUSTICE LEAGUE: WAR (2014)
dir. Jay Olivia
#batman#bruce wayne#batmanedit#dcauedit#dcmultiverse#justice league: war#chewieblog#userbbelcher#junkfooddaily#useranimusvox#jokerous#userrobin#userkd#userk8#usergal#animationedit#*#dc#bats please
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thinking about the justice league: war to batlantern shipper pipeline
#batlantern#bruce wayne#hal jordan#bruhal#green lantern#batman#It is not my fault they made them like that#And the identity reveal ??#I imagine other superheros are like:he just told you his identity after a few hours?! He took years to tell me!! And hal is just like yep 👍#I mean yea technically superman had already revealed Bruce's identity but still#He didn't in the new 52#Also the comedy in Hal having no idea who Bruce was is undeniable#Justice league: war
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he's so proud that he was emailed as much as that cyborg was sharing a joke with him that's fucking adorable
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Why is everybody convinced Bruce Wayne has Kardashian-level fame?? He's literally a “Gotham-celeb” that is, Gotham royalty. Like, can any of you name any multimillionaire socialites that live in New Jersey? Can you?? No? How about a more popular place, say- Atlanta? NY?? No! No you cannot! I can't even name them and I lived there most of my life! Green Lantern literally goes- “Who?” when Superman outs Batman's identity. The only way anybody knows Bruce Wayne's name off-rip is if they're a techie nerd impressed with Wayne tech products, a lifelong Gothamite, or somebody running a 501 c charity chasing donations, or a reporter. The only way people outside Gotham would be widely aware of him is infrequent cameos in his peers’ “Keeping up w the Kardashians” style shows rich socialites might have. Literally who is this guy.
#batman#original content#bruce wayne#waynetech#dc comics#dc universe#hal jordon#clark kent#Superman#green lantern#brucie wayne#batfam#justice league: war
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Reasons to watch Justice League: War (2014)
free on tubi
absolute banger start with Dry Humor Hal
"Batman is real????"
once again we bring you speculation of Batman Turned Villain?/Is He Abducting Random Civilians Or Is That Just Parademons?
We have Green Lantern thinking Batman's a cryptid right out of the gate then going "wait you're not just some guy in a bat costume, right?" while Batman gives him a deadpan stare and Green Lantern weeps and also they are in the sewers
Bruce "I make it my business to know" Wayne, for your consideration
Billy Batson conning his way into a football game
Billy Batson being a fan of Victor Stone??? and stealing his jersey
Victor is a nice young gentlemen to everyone except his father, with whom he devolves into Indignant Gremlin and will Break Things watch out
Flash and Victor's dad being friends
poor Barry went and got burritos for EVERYONE and SOMEONE STOLE HIS
Green Lantern and Batman already hate each other's guts
Bruce stole Green Lantern's ring just to be feral and made fun of him for it
✨Utility Belt✨
space cop Green Lantern
Superman's costume is so sexy
testosterone overdose with Green Lantern, Batman, and Superman all in the same scene: 368 dead, 1,590 injured. Obligatory catfight between those three while also there are hostile parademon soldiers flying around everywhere
Bruce stopping Superman in his tracks by saying his name quietly
Clark just staring at Batman for a second, then: "Bruce Wayne??"
"who's Bruce Wayne?" help
Diana publicly coerces a man into admitting that he cross-dresses as her and it makes him feel powerful while standing in the middle of a hostile mob on her way to meet the american president
3 seconds later she decides to ditch the president and go get ice cream
Diana thinks ice cream is The Best
Diana makes friends with Hannah and adopts her on the spot
🚨Flash and Green Lantern bromance!!🚨
"Batman is real????"
Diana is Bloodthirsty.
oops victor got yeeted. maybe he shouldn't have touched that glowing alien space box in his dad's lab
Billy's gonna fight demons in his backyard alone at night with a baseball bat which in no way seems saf--⚡SHAZAM⚡
squad is so lit my dudes
actually they are so cool together
the writers were clearly Clark/Diana shippers because man there was SO MUCH chemistry between those two
Diana gets to stab Darkseid in the eyeball with her sword :3
Barry gets to stab the other eyeball with a crowbar :3
Batman tells Green Lantern he's normal and then disguises himself as a civilian in .002 seconds and promptly hitches a ride on a parademon like he's hailing a fricking taxi and gets carried off into the night, leaving the rest of the heroes to hold the line while he tries to rescue Superman from wherever he got portal-ed off to single-handedly BRUCE SHUT UP
Green Lantern is really bad at giving speeches. but like. it's funny
Everyone kicks alien butt
Bruce does, in fact, end up saving Superman single-handedly
Victor is soooo OP
Diana punches Captain Marvel through a wall and shoves her sword in his face and says "you are a warrior, not a child! act like it!" LIKE NO MA'AM HE'S LITERALLY TEN YEARS OLD
Captain Marvel does not stop flirting with Diana throughout the time they work together
Green Lantern said "I like trains"
lads I am not joking about how cool the squad is
Victor has bad reception so he flies into the clouds. pray
Victor finds out Captain Marvel is actually an infant and lets him keep the jersey. Billy cracks jokes about his arm being a cannon
Diana calls them all gods. she said Batman is Hades. send help.
Sean Astin voices Captain Marvel
I'm not the biggest fan of the way they drew Superman's face. it's too shaped. BUT the rest of the animation is so spirited and vibrant. storyboard and choreography is phenomenal, not to mention the cinematography! amazing animation
Batman, to Green Lantern: let them think we're friends so the cops don't get me
dialogue is so much fun and so rich. no lines wasted. full to bursting with wit and humor
exposition is breathtaking, considering the time frame they were working with. I'm honestly floored. they took an hour of screen time and made it feel more than twice as long. holy kriff, that's some masterful storytelling right there
this film had more character development for a cast of seven than most modern movies--and some shows--have for one character
excellent voice acting
completely stand-alone; can be watched and thoroughly enjoyed without any prior knowledge
#justice league: war#dc animated movies#gritty animation#please go watch it#it makes the happy chemicals in your brain#trigger warning for alien guts tho#lots of that
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so i’m watching this movie and i’m like 15 minutes into it and i already want to marry batman superman and green lantern because the animation is so good and they’re so hot
but tell me why
this movie is so gay
like they’re constantly on top of each other
#justice league#justice league: war#superbat#hal jordan#i love hal jordan#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent
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Y'all really liked the last clip I posted so here's another funny one with my thoughts on it.
1. "I knew that. Anywho I can do anything!" Speech from Hal is funny because he really cannot. He has a BUNCH of limitations.
2. Batman's dig about him shutting up cause he's detectiving
3. You think the vampire thing is a joke? No. Hal is genuinely confused as to HOW he isn't a vampire.
4. Bruce very clearly does not want him there.
And of course
5. "I am not a vampire." Said with only the sincerity that Batman can provide.
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'Justice League: War' – superheroes collide on HBO Max
Justice League: War (2014) reimagines the first meeting of the DC superhero stars: Superman (voiced by Alan Tudyk), Batman (Jason O’Mara), Wonder Woman (Michelle Monaghan), Green Lantern (Justin Kirk), The Flash (Christopher Gorham), and less obviously Shazam (aka Captain Marvel) (Sean Astin) and Cyborg (Shemar Moore).
They fight the nihilistic Darkseid here, the most powerful of DC’s villains,…
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#2014#Alan Tudyk#Batman#Blu-ray#Christopher Gorham#DVD#HBO Max#Jason O&039;Mara#Justice League: War#Justin Kirk#Michelle Monaghan#Sean Astin#Shemar Moore#Superman#The Flash#Wonder Woman
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It’s important to me you know how underrated this movie is
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so superman and wonderwoman gon fuk
#ok but batman just spilling his guts to green latern up front was hilarious#superman#wonderwoman#justice league: war#dc animated movies
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so superman and wonderwoman gon fuk
#dc animated movies#justice league: war#wonderwoman#superman#ok but batman just spilling his guts to green latern up front was hilarious
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⠀⠀⠀⠀— он твой парень?
⠀⠀⠀⠀— нет.
⠀Justice League: War (2014)
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What is the DC Animated universe but a group of gays and their himbo lesbian
#I’m watching#justice league: war#and everyone is so gay#I have a whole backstory if anyone wants#for what their gay relationships are#Demora’s chats#🍃
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yea, i'm no a bit of a DC binge... sort of. weeks apart, but still a lot of DC. seems like the start of this universe.
ok, green lantern is a lot of fun being able to summon anything. fuck it, throw an old timy train as someone.
what does it say about me that i start worrying about the collateral?
the crossdress "joke". on one side it's pretty good. in universe no joke is made of it, just acknowledged. sounds good right? kind of, but i fear that the "joke" was so obvious that it didn't need to be spelled out. that they made it a fat guy doesn't help.
the aliens prepare for invasion, what targets do they go for? all in america. by this point it's just fucking funny.
well this one is already more optimistic then the one i watched before, someone near dead is actually saved.
rebuilding victor. this interest me too much. i have something unhealty with loss of limbs and replacing them, and i don't even think it's rooted in starwars.
computer sais "excuse me i need this".
ok, diana is cute.
oh shit, is excuse me i need this victors thing? if so awesome.
"we lost an engine" you lost a wing.
"you're strong" "i know" it has some great lines.
oh. victor is a failed parademon. that makes the other one i saw make more sense.
batman will stop someone with superpowers with a broken arm from trying to save superman, and so will do it as a normy.
they do make it easy on themselves by making wonderwoman fly when they thing we won't notice. i apparently do.
that was deep enough into the eye that it should have poked his brain.
this superman is very fine with killing. batman doesn't kill anyone, superman sure as fuck does.
nvm, this wonderwoman just flies.
you know this plan to get rid of most of the troops only works like this with them getting sucked into the portal if they are made to be extremely dumb and only they are sucked though portals because that's easier then making them follow orders. it feels like aesthetics over logic.
overall pretty good, though very surface.
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