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Lovers Rock: Rodrick Heffley x F! Reader
Author’s Note: Special thanks to @celootaku1 for telling me I should write this :) Hope you enjoy! Sorry it’s like months late though…
Summary: A panic attack in the school cafeteria leads to a chance encounter with none other than Rodrick Heffley.
Warnings: anxiety, panic attacks, probably OOC Rodrick don’t hate me. Otherwise lots of fluff <3
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You were certain this was the worst day of your life.
As soon as you woke up, the impending doom of the day seemed to loom over your head, your brain repeating over and over how bad today was. Your head felt fuzzy and confused, your body shaky and riddled with random jolts of anxiety.
It all came to a climax during lunch time, when the smells, sounds, and godawful fluorescent lights of the cafeteria all become to much for you, and you bolted. You grabbed your lunchbox, excusing yourself from your table, and bolting out to your car in the parking lot. The school was well aware of your condition, and all you had to do was nod and they let you out.
You slammed your door shut, the panic setting in. Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out. Your breathing cycled over and over, rounds of seconds of holding and exhaling.
Unbeknownst to you, was the guy sitting in the van parked right next to you. Rodrick Heffley had decided he did not want to go so Spanish that day, instead choosing to take a nap in the back of the van. He was rudely awakened however, by slamming doors and the loud beeping of the car’s lock system.
“Jesus Christ,” he groaned, rubbing sleep from his eyes.
Rodrick climbed to the front of the van, looking at his window at the commotion. He noticed you sitting in your front seat, breathing in and out as tears flowed down your cheeks, smearing your mascara down your face. He felt a little bad now, panic attacks were something he’d dealt with a lot in middle school. He took a deep breath, opening his van door, and knocking on your window gently. You jolted up, and he winced. You took another deep breath in, before rolling your window down.
“H-hi?” you said, voice weak and shaky. You were absolutely confused as to why Rodrick Heffley was knocking on your window, much less doing so in a nice way.
“You okay?” he asked, shuffling a little as he leaned down to your window.
“Not really,” you sniffled, wiping your eyes.
“Do you want to talk?”
“There’s really nothing. I had a panic attack over nothing.”
Awkward silence between you both. Rodrick because he wasn’t quite sure what to say, and you because while you appreciated his concern, you really did not feel like talking at that moment.
“I can go if you want…”
“No!”
Rodrick looked at you, slightly puzzled. It didn’t seem like you wanted him to be there, but your outburst was strange.
“Sorry, didn’t mean to yell, I just…”
“Nah, I get it.”
“You can get in if you want.”
Rodrick opened your car door, sliding into the passenger seat. You leaned your head back into your seat, continuing your breathing slowly and gently.
Rodrick sat, watching you. You were always such a fun-loving person, caring and kind, smiling like nothing was ever wrong.
Your heart started to settle down and your head cleared slightly. You checked your phone, seeing a few texts from your friends asking if you were alright. You smiled, but set it down. You would reply later.
“Thanks for sitting here,” you said, turning towards Rodrick. “I really appreciate the concern.”
“Yeah, anytime. You sure you’re okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fine, just sometimes I wake up with the worst feelings of anxiety for no reason. Today was one of those days. Cafeteria was just too much today.”
“I get it. In middle school, I used to get super anxious all the time. But my way of coping was just to not care, I guess.”
“I wish it was that easy.”
“It was hard, but that’s when I started to drum too. Helped me with the nerves and shit.”
You giggled a little, wiping your eyes. You pulled down your mirror, groaning at the raccoon eyes look you were pulling off right now.
“I’m a mess!”
“Hey, no worries, I have an idea.”
Rodrick bolted, rushing into the front seat of his van for something. After a few minutes of sifting through not done homework and fast food bags, he grabbed a small bag. Sitting back down in the seat, he opened it and pulled out an eyeliner pencil. You cocked your head, looking at him with a “what the fuck” look.
“I wear it for gigs sometimes. I carry it around just in case any pretty girls need it.”
Your heart fluttered at that comment.
“Close your eyes,” he said. You obliged, tilting towards him. He lined it around the top of your eyes, smudging it a little with his fingers.
“Okay, open.”
You did, and then he drew a small line underneath the bottom of the rim of your eye. Taking his pinky, he smudged it, wiping away the flakes of mascara along with it.
“Alright, done.”
You flicked your mirror down, examining his work. You smiled in astonishment, you looked wicked cool and totally smudged on purpose.
“I love it!” You squealed. “I look awesome! Thank you so much!”
“Anytime.”
You sat in silence, examining it. You looked so…not you, and it was so sick. You checked your phone again, seeing it was almost time for lunch to end.
“Crap, I gotta go,” you said, sighing. Instead of pocketing your phone, you handed it to Rodrick in a bold move.
“Can I get your number?” you asked, “Just in case?”
“Huh…oh OH yeah, um of course!”
You giggled again at his shock, handing him your phone as he put his number in. Rodrick handed your phone back, his hands so shaky it was endearing.
“Thanks again, Rodrick. See you soon.”
You exited your car, bolting back inside. Rodrick shut your car, staring at you walking inside. See you soon. His heart fluttered a little, something that hadn’t happened since Heather Hills sat next to him in class several years ago.
Later that evening, Rodrick felt his phone ping in his pocket, picking it up he read a text from your presumed number.
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He opened it to see a picture of you holding an eyeliner pencil in the makeup section with a smile on your face.
Another text from you that said:
had to get my own since i looked so cool! thanks again <3
His heart fluttered again, this time at an alarming rate. He typed out a response, palms sweaty and hands once again shaking like a leaf in the wind.
of course, pretty girl <3
From the other end of the phone, you felt faint. You set your phone down, letting your brain formulate a response. You typed it down, breathing in and out before sending:
do you want to hang out this weekend?
#rodrick heffley#rodrick heffley x y/n#rodrick heffley x reader#diary of a wimpy kid#not my rodrick#greg heffley#jeff kinney#rodrick heffley fanfic
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a bit absurd and worrying to me that there hasnt been a diary of a wimpy kid broadway musical yet
#apollo i am speaking drectly to you: please#diary of a wimpy kid#greg heffley#rodrick heffley#jeff kinney
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I 100% headcanon because it's 100% true but ever since Greg's play in the first doawk, Rodrick somehow caught wind of his audition and how he was the best by far and teases him with it.
any time he pisses Rodrick off, he'll respond with like "yeah okay bright eyes"
he'll randomly say lyrics in the middle of conversations with his friends just to get him upset in front of them knowing it's something only they know and there's no way Greg would explain it
years and years later, it's still an iconic thing between them and it ends up bonding them.
every party they have, that song plays. any road trip they have, that song is always first no matter where to or what the vibe is.
one of their bachelor parties you ask? they go ham on karaoke to this song. they've done it so many times that they're better than bonnie tyler herself
when Greg reached freshman year and Rodrick was a senior (im not sure if that's their canon age difference but it is now) there was yet another talent show, it went so well with the help of löded diaper and became an annual thing. Greg and Rodrick sang Total Eclipse of the Heart as a duet and got a standing ovation and were half bullied as nerd, half peer pressured to join every theater production and Rodrick pretends it totally ruined his reputation but he loves being known as Greg Heffley's Brother and the same with Greg
#loded diper#diary of a wimpy kid#diary of a wimpy kid rodrick#doawk rodrick#frank heffley#greg heffley#holly hills#jeff kinney#susan heffley#manny heffley#rodrick heffley
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*double take
WAIT. No WAY.
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Doodles of my childhood book series.
#dairy of a wimpy kid#doawk#rowley jefferson#greg heffley#manny heffley#childhood#zoo wee mama#jeff kinney
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Shower thoughts #1
greg heffley and nico di angelo are the same age
#percy jackson#hoo#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo fandom#toa#percabeth#annabeth chase#percy jackon and the olympians#nico#nico di angelo#solangelo#will solace#greg heffley#manny heffley#rodrick heffley#diary of a wimpy kid#wimpy kid#jeff kinney#Loded diper
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He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice… get ready for the wimpiest Christmas ever! 🎄🎅👀
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever streams December 8 only on Disney+.
#Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas Cabin Fever#Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever#Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Christmas#Luke Cormican#Jeff Kinney#20th Century Animation#Walt Disney Studios#Disney+#Disney Plus#Disney+ Originals#Disney Plus Originals#Disney+ Original Movies#Disney Plus Original Movies#Disney+ Original Animated Movies#Disney Plus Original Animated Movies
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We know that Jeff Kinney made poptropica, and this might be a false memory of mine, but does anyone remember when he used an alias for poptropica? Like, when crediting himself for its creation on the website it said another name instead of Jeff Kinney. If anyone remembers this pls say something
poptropica seal for attention
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#disney#20th century fox#thumbelina#hans christian andersen#anastasia#marcelle maurette#horton hears a who#dr. seuss#fantastic mr. fox#roald dahl#epic#william joyce#the peanuts movie#charles schulz#spies in disguise#lucas martell#diary of a wimpy kid#jeff kinney
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My favorite book series:
1. Harry Potter
2. Captain Underpants
3. Dairy of a Wimpy Kid
4. Dog Man
5. How to Train your Dragon
#book series#books#literature#harry potter books#Harry Potter#captain underpants#dog man#diary of a wimpy kid#how to train your dragon books#how to train your dragon#dav pilkey#j k rowling#cressida cowell#jeff kinney#screencap#HTTYD
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DIARY OF A WIMPY KID:
NO BRAINER
Jeff Kinney just dropped the 18th book in the Wimpy Kid series and it is an all-rounder!
Things are/were already hard for Greg Heffley in middle school, and things have now taken a huge turn as his middle school proceeds to shut down.
The middle founded by Mr. Larry Mack is on its verge of collapse, mice in the C wing, restroom sinks falling off, bee nests in classrooms, hiring of a robot janitor, the book has all your crazy middle school adventures covered.
The author has definitely picked up and made this 18th book the wimpy it gets. Many users across the reviewing platforms quoted how the book is action packed and fast-paced , which is an extremely true statement.
Not only this, but the book also covers the status of various public schools and how most of them are operating on/with debt or are struggling raising funds. It is to be understood that a school provides the very foundation of the child to grow and discover themselves and their surroundings,
And we most definitely not want them to be infested with some snakes that got loose during an assembly, or with robotic janitors, loose sinks, or people using school as a billboard in Times Square or Police dogs occupying the C-wing.
Jeff Kinney went far and above with his imagination of the characters and delivered us this masterpiece!!
This book deserves a spot on your reading list if you are a Wimpy Kid fan, want to start reading Wimpy Kid* or are looking for some light yet fast-paced and drama filled book. Recommended ages would be 9-14 years**. Also makes a perfect gift for Wimpy Kid fans or younger siblings.
This book has set the bar high and left us Wimpy Kid fans desperate for more!
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#wimpy kid#wimpy kid series#books you must read#2000s classic book series#iconic books#Jeff Kinney#reviews#book reviews#diary of a wimpy kid#greg heffley#rodrick heffley#no brainer#new wimpy kid is outnow#new wimmpy kid#2000s kid#2000s childhood
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Part 4 and final part of my favorite quotes/scenes from diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules
Every time Rowley is the only one clapping and says "yay Greg!!!'
Chirag going to ridiculous lengths to pretend to be Holly
Again with Rodrick's character development, him seeing Greg sad about the note/Holly/Chirag incident and taking him out to have fun
The comical reactions to the fake vomit
Character development!!!!!!! Greg opening up to Rodrick about Holly
"Chicks act like they're not into me but they are. I know they are" -Rodrick. Again, they have to be pathetic
The photos part 2 and the comical (take a shot every time I say comical in this series) photo of Rodrick pouring soda in the cups because this is a family movie and we can't have any innuendo with those red solo cups
The argument about the party
"You're my brother, but you'll never be my friend" -Rodrick 😭😭😭😭
Again again with the emotionalness of Rodrick
Maybe I'm the weird one but since I've watched this an ungodly amount of times I've noticed the inconsistencies. Rowley's mom is different from when they're at the mom/son dance and when Greg spends the weekend with them at the boardwalk. And then I noticed that during the talent show Rowley's mom isn't even there. On halloween, Greg and Rowley go to his grandma's house in the north part of the neighborhood. But when they go to their grandpa's retirement home, there's no grandma there. With a few things Frank has said about his dad, I think he's passed which means this is Susan's dad. And with no grandma in sight in the og trilogy you could assume Susan's mom has passed too and the grandma up north is Frank's mom. But in the long haul they road trip to see Susan's mom. I think I've watched these too much
Rodrick fake laughing so hard and spitting milk on Greg
"That is HILARIOUS grandpa [without missing a beat] read another one Greg" -Rodrick. I love the delivery Devon Bostick gives to his lines
Rodrick running around the hall reading Greg's diary
Greg not even making a noise and the old lady suddenly popping in front of the stall like mf YOU are the peeping tom
Them immediately jumping to beat Greg up
Rodrick tearing up during Patty's song in the talent show
I'm sorry but there's so many moments where Rodrick is sad and teary eyed I can't not mention it
"Can I borrow your eyeliner?" -Rodrick
The way the announcer announces loded diaper I just love the way he says it
It's tragic realizing that no one is actually singing themselves in this movie but I love Ben Segal and exploded diaper goes so hard
Rodrick kicking out Bill cause yeah!!!!!!!!!
Susan
Rodrick being nice to Greg on the way to school and then pretending to be a dick when he drops him off but the little thing he does when he leaves aughhh I love them
#diary of a wimpy kid#diary of a wimpy kid rodrick#doawk rodrick#rodrick heffley#rodrick rules#greg heffley#susan heffley#frank heffley#manny heffley#rowley jefferson#chirag gupta#fregley#holly hills#heather hills#patty farrell#jeff kinney
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hey can someone check on Jeff Kinney I think he's locked in a basement and only let out for sunlight whenever he writes a new wimpy kid book
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Ok but I haven’t seen anything more tumblr than this parody Diary of a Wimpy Kid freshmen year movie. It is soooooo freaking genius and creative and funnyyyy and just freaking unhinged as hell everyone needs to see it now!!!! It starts off sooo normal but then just blows your mind!!! If you ever wondered what diary of wimpy kid would be like in high school this is ittttt. And the rodrick is spot on!!!
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#diary of a wimpy kid#dowk#rodrick heffley#devon bostick#greg heffley#rowley jefferson#doawk#jeff kinney#poptropica#movies#YouTube#diary of a wimpy kid 2012
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