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seek--rest · 9 months

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stan culture is a disease that I will never understand. I cannot reconcile the cognitive dissonance of reading that your favorite star actively avoids going out because of the stalker, creepy photos and videos that people are taking and somehow accept this as okay because “that’s the price of being famous” no. no it isn’t. a celebrity acknowledging that their fandom is fucking deranged and has entire accounts dedicated to stalking your every move does not magically give everyone a pass to keep doing it. it’s not PR. it’s not fun. the normalization of the actual stalking of celebrities and bending over backwards to defend what you all do is absolutely fucking bizarre.

#seek speaks #stan culture #Drew Barrymore’s stalker 🤝 Zendaya being followed everywhere by tomdayas 🤝 Taylor fans hiding outside her apartment #you all are the fucking same and it is the same fucking culture #absolutely deranged behavior the cognitive dissonance should earn an Olympic medal for the stretches I’ve seen

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fernsfabulousfloweringfacility · 1 month

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Silly little comic that almost killed me witha chainsaw <3<3

DDVAU by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11!!!! so much love for them :D

#ddvau #desert duo vigilante au #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #ddvau fanart #cuteguy #ddvau cuteguy #ddvau hotguy #SO MUCH RESPECT FOR COMIC ARTISTSS. HOLY FUCK. THIS ALMOST KILLED ME.#DUDE.#HOW DO YOU DO IT #i was absolutely dying #hated the last stretch of it #maybe this would have been better with planning #i hate comics sm im never doing it again (will 100% do it again)#fern does art

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ducktracy · 6 months

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a short placing heavy emphasis on Hungarian Rhapsody No. II is a rite of passage for golden age cartoons. Bugs Bunny did it! Tom and Jerry did it! Daffy and Donald! but one thing Woody Woodpecker has above the competition is that he is held hostage by a group of gangsters and is forced to entertain, lest he get executed. amazing

#fans of Mickey's Trailer will note the similarities at the beginning of the moving van stretching out the fence--that's because #this was directed by Don Patterson who animated that absolutely BIZARRE cut in Trailer #please look it up if you haven't because it is some of the best animation you will ever see. it is insane #i'm so sad i didn't know this short existed until yesterday because i love it. i love musical cartoons and the story/hook of this one #genuinely made me laugh. and Daws Butler voices the gangsters and cop!#Hungarian Rhapsody No. II... gangster is named Mugsy... it's almost a Friz Freleng short! almost #Hugh Harman did write this one though which is bizarre to me. yes that Hugh Harman who established and ran the first 3 years of the Warner #studio with Rudy Ising #(and Herman Cohen animates on this who of course was a longtime WB animator!)#i love cartoons #ww #convict concerto #patterson #vid #also i am team Rhapsody Rabbit on the RR vs Cat Concerto debate i'm sorry Tom (and Jerry)#but one short has Bugs Bunny killing a man in cold blood and the other doesn't

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svtskneecaps · 2 months

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i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 #there hope those filter for u fuckers #(/affectionate)#shut up vic #block game brainrot #if you can't tell my povs went something like this:#crab -> raccoon -> panda -> capybara -> goose -> crow #so i didn't watch all of them lmfao #i only spent a few hours with raccoon and crab; panda i caught all of #capybara and goose i mostly watched on their elimination day #crow i hopped into on the final day as well tho i'd been keeping some tabs on them previously #just not concentrated watching #i like purgatories :D #to be clear though i hope they don't run purg 3 until like november 2024 at the absolute EARLIEST #the staff is NOT at the point they can handle it yet lol not for a while #the fact that one of the ex devs said they were already talking about purg 3 was crazy #like i'm patient i'm not nuts let's cook this one #this is neglecting to mention the post-server close calls which are my favorite part of the event no contest #oh yeah and i also have issues w how some of the special events work #those need some tweaking it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination #but i enjoy it :) it has good moments

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heartnosekid · 5 months

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the chimcken….. it’s defrostimg….. | source

#stim #sphinx cats #cats #animals #sfw #pink #brown #green #white #absolutely just wallerin #defrosting...#kitties #big stretch #toebeans #paws #sphinxes #hairless cats #hands #ishy gifs #postish

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rain-after-thunder · 19 days

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Disabled Aelwyn who uses crutches.

Aelwyn who can’t go back to school to finish her wizzard studies, who starts researching different ways to bend magic to her will.

Aelwyn, who has always had a knack for creating new spells, starting to tinker at her own crutches, weaving wards into the framework.

Aelwyn, for who good is not good enough, caves and asks Gorgug for help. Who finds a way to make her crutches extend, bend and move to support her arms, elbows, shoulders. Makes them connect to her back, her hips, down her legs .

They no longer look much like crutches anymore, it’s a thin, light framework that supports her entire body, that moves her exactly the way she wants, that allows her to stand with her back straight for more than 5 minutes for the first time in two years. The exoskeleton glows with abjurative runes and the outline of a powerfull ward is visible over her body, deflecting blows like steel armor.

New spells rest in her memory, mechanical and precise if nature in a way that the arcane inks in her spelbook can’t articulate. Spare the Dying, Resistance, Cure Wounds, Sanctuary.

Her joints still ache, she tires fast and even after all this time it is still hard to control the venom in her words, still hard to accept help and kindness without it feeling like a wool blanket on freshly flayed skin. But she has found something that is wholly hers, found something to be proud of that isn’t tinged with approval from her parents.

Aelwyn still can’t walk without support, but the frame folding her up is crafted by her own hands. Maybe everything will be allright.

#to I had some ideas for a artificer multiclass for Aelwyn #she has the armorer specialty #the rules say the arcane armor can replace any missing limbs and circumvents any strength requirement #so i feel like making it function as a mobility aid is not much of a stretch #also i think the inscribed ward thing is a neat explanation for why there is no strength requirement #while still giving the mechanical bonus of armor #can you tell i thought about this a lot #feel absolutely free to use sny part of this idea in any fic you may write #please reblog with the link so i can go insane over it #aelwyn abernant #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high sophomore year #disabled Aelwyn abernant #multiclass #dnd #also please share your thoughts on disabled Aelwyn

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hotwaterandmilk · 2 months

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Seeing Wedding Peach referred to as "tradcath propaganda" on Twitter has irrevocably altered something in my psyche.

#personal #mfw #like #wow #twitter is a fucking cesspit on all conceivable levels #but this take is truly one of the wildest i've encountered #it's ok to just not like things!!!#fr #WP is not a brilliant series by any stretch of the imagination and it is totally valid to not enjoy it for all sorts of reasons #but tradcath propaganda has not been intentionally baked into this title #if anything WP is propaganda for toys #it's a cute media mix made up of various mythological nonsense and designed to sell toys #if you think WP in any way reflects anything from catholicism beyond the absolute barest window dressing then you need sunday school

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hydrachea · 10 months

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I love that ship where both characters are introduced as friendly, only for one to turn out to have been lying the whole time and try to kill the other, all of which eventually culminates in their defeat and dramatic (and literal) fall, only then for them to return as a reluctant ally of their once enemy who knows them way too well and whose new relationship with them is largely interpreted as bantery. What do you mean which one.

#so maybe i have types yeah #thought about this the other day and hm those sure are similar! funny!#wonder if that's why i love both so much who can say really #absolutely a sucker for those blue themed antagonists turned allies who aren't very happy about it and are also very tsun about it #genshin #fgo #obeguda #scaraether #scaralumi #too bad those last two don't have an encompassing tag for both travelers à la obeguda #oberon 🤝 scara #suffering a crushing defeat and falling to their demise in a way that absolutely marked their fandoms #scara's friendly introduction is a stretch compared to oberon but hey he did start out as friendly in unreconciled stars #i wasn't there for it but i did my research

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spielzeugkaiser · 2 years

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[Backstory] - [First] - [Second] - [Third] - [Four]

I think the kid saw the horse plush on the market and immediately fell in love - he is Geralts son after all. And as painful as it is sometimes, Jaskier doesn't hate Geralt. He certainly would enjoy seeing him suffer for a bit, but he doesn't want anything bad to happen to him either. You could even say he might still love him. So I think a big part of Jaskier really hopes that Geralt is roaming around somewhere, Roach at his side, and he doesn't need him to be happy (that would hurt) but I don't think he wants him to be unhappy either.

#I didn't knew until I drew it that Jaskier with stretch marks and a slightly sagging tummy and pecs was something I NEEDED #geraskier #jaskier #the witcher #geraskier lovechild #omegaverse #roach the horse #the more often I draw him the more feral I get about the baby too honestly #also I'm not sure how realistic I think it is that Jaskier is that good with age appropriate language #but you can take them being sweet with each other from my cold dead hands #also has Jaskier issues with his body post birth? Absolutely

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mediumgayitalian · 2 months

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I want a part two of whatever angsty thingy you wrote cause that was so juicy I slurped it up and let not a singular drop behind

(pretty please with a cherry on top 🫶)

i don’t have a part two (YET) but i have this for you:

#bc i know will absolutely can step out of the infirmary and i don’t like when people say that he’s a workaholic who never leaves #i think it’s more nuanced than that #i think he has long stretches of time where he’s FINE. where he can leave no issue #where he’s happy and laughing and a brat and enjoying life #and visiting his mama and just having the time of his life #but then he gets these spirals #and leaving the infirmary feels IMPOSSIBLE #because if he leaves and someone dies it will be ON HIM #like all the others were #anyways #ask

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houseswife · 2 months

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we spend the entire show watching house do anything to treat his pain — he goes to (understandably) insane, destructive lengths just to ensure he never has to suffer being sober. his entire life is focused around a cycle of distraction, thrill-seeking, and avoidance. we know that his home is filled with hundreds upon hundreds of pills, so he can always prolong and maximise those moments where his agony is muffled. and yet, in the final scene, we see him dive head-on into the end, and despite this being the most gruelling, insurmountable prognosis of his entire life, we see him smile bathed in the sunlight; those muted tones are dauntingly lifted, yet there’s no echo of a bottle rattling.

#this is a pretentious way of wording it but #it’s driving me insane that house — at the peak of his addiction and for most of the years following the infarction — was seen to take #HANDFULS of vicodin every few hours #because it hurts for him to even just EXIST #he’s never gone long stretches without relapsing #and yet!! and yet!! it’s so visibly clear that they don’t have much on them when they run away #not enough luggage space for a chronically ill AND a terminally ill person’s worth of painkillers anyway #it’s absolutely certain that there will be pain.#for both of them #this will be no doubt the most excruciating months they’ve ever lived through #but it’s worth it #and they’re more content than they’ve ever been #I JUST. AUGHHHHHHGGGH #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson

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xceanlynx · 7 months

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Only Friends (2023) x Major Arcana Sand → Strength

The Strength card, when reversed, demonstrates how uncertainty and a lack of self-confidence make one vulnerable, heartbroken, and incapable of comprehending their own value. The Strength card, being upright, reveals that said value and one's inner force do not come from brashness or indifference, but from resilience and the kindness within one's heart — it's through determination and love that the lion is tamed.

#only friends #only friends the series #onlyfriendsedit #oftsedit #ofts #first kanaphan #ofts sand #sandray #this one and the mew one were like the inspiration for all these #because the cards are completely for them like no doubt whatsoever in my mind #also do I have to say the lion here absolutely represents ray? because it does #disclaimer: the strength card has multiple meanings - this is only one of them #I wish I had enough development from other characters #I could try doing a gifset for cheum but even then I would have to stretch her character so hard to fit a card...#oftstarot

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werewolf-transgenderism · 1 year

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the absolute best thing is when people on the internet go absolutely bonkers about art that depicts stretch marks or wrinkles or grey hair or mobility aids or trans features or body fat etc etc etc like hell yes romanticize those features baby let's make people love themselves through the power of art!!!

#like yeah!!!!!#seeing people on twitter go absolutely wild over art that shows stretch marks and also tdicks rn an like. yeah!!!#love that!!!!!!

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fucking-relax · 2 years

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point and flex your feet ten times or until satisfied,

rotate your ankles in each direction ten times in each direction or until satisfied,

give 'em a little shake!

#adapting one of the recovery things my surgeon sent me #specifically they ask 'point and flex feet about 10 times in an hour to help blood flow'#and no surprise. im absolutely appalled it helps. so into the rotation.#relax #stretch

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kobrafangs · 24 days

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one of my friends who started dragons rising ships wyldfire and kai It's so over guys. i literally told him she is like FOURTEEN and he is TWENTY THREE and he still dont gaf . Jail time NOW.

#ninjago #i will forever see them as father daughter #siblings is a stretch but ABSOLUTELY NOT LOVERS

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campbyler · 3 months

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current ch09.2 word count: 26,369

current ch09 total running word count: 48,715

current mental state: unwell (/pos)

#i thinkkkk i have about 2.5k left of this One Scene i'm writing before i get to editing #which i'll def be able to get to tomorrow during lunch/when i get home #i still feel rly good about posting on friday BUT absolute worst case it'll be a saturday upload babeeyy #no later than that bc i am fr in the home stretch #i've also written like. 12k since monday lmfao

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