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maspers · 7 months
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Nathalie: Gabriel, you wiped Adrien's memories of his early life? Gabriel: In my defense, his early life was extremely traumatic. It's much better that he doesn't remember any of it. Nathalie: What could be so traumatic?! Gabriel: Well, for starters, I'm his father.
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irregularwebcomic · 2 years
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[Irregular Webcomic! #2305 Rerun](https://ift.tt/DiqKoE5)
I remember when I first read The Hobbit, I was really bothered by the fact that Bilbo found this ring, and he put it in his pocket instead of trying it on. It seemed obvious that if you find a ring, the very first thing you would do is try it on.
2022-06-04 Rerun commentary: When Bilbo opened his eyes, he wondered if he had; for it was just as dark as with them shut. No one was anywhere near him. Just imagine his fright! He could hear nothing, see nothing, and he could feel nothing except the stone of the floor. Very slowly he got up and groped about on all fours, till he touched the wall of the tunnel; but neither up nor down it could he find anything: nothing at all, no sign of goblins, no sign of dwarves. His head was swimming, and he was far from certain even of the direction they had been going in when he had his fall. He guessed as well as he could, and crawled along for a good way, till suddenly his hand met what felt like a tiny ring of cold metal lying on the floor of the tunnel. It was a turning point in his career, but he did not know it. He put the ring on his finger almost without thinking; certainly it did not seem that there was anything else sensible to do with a ring. Immediately Bilbo was assailed by horrific visions and voices as the dark attention of Sauron turned to gaze through him and into his deepest and most secret terrors and fears. Unable to resist the incredible power of The One Ring - for that is what it was! - Bilbo descended into darkness, only metaphorical this time for he was still in quite literal darkness. With a fresh mind to corrupt, Sauron's influence drew Bilbo to the depths of Mordor to the deliver the Ring unto him, thus sealing the fate of Middle-earth and ending our story somewhat prematurely.
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Serra: Are you a pickpocket?
Quinlan: Please! Pickpockets are thieves!
Serra: Oh, sorry...
Quinlan: ...But I do know how to pick pockets.
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Have You Read...
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Can be read here!
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Joruus C'Baoth: We don't need a method to our madness. We need madness to our method!
Captain Pellaeon: That seems... backwards. Like running to stand still.
Joruus C'Baoth: You are giving me a lot of ideas for a new treatise on motion. Wait until I tell Luuke about this.
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"damn" said the boy "I love this webcomic ever so, but the "next page" button is so small, so frail, so weak. whatever shall I do"
he thought for a moment
"oh cyberspace butler?" said the boy "could you write me a whole-ass fuckin custom firefox extension off the top of your head that adds a big NEXT PAGE button to this webcomic's site?"
"sure thing" said the boy's FREE CYBERSPACE BUTLER "and here's how to install it, also"
I don't know what kind of 'topia this is but it's sure a fucking futuristic one
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waaanderingluna · 1 year
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🥀 𝖀𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝕰𝖒𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘
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《𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙳》
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prokopetz · 1 year
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More inadvisable webcomic gimmicks:
Webcomic whose server sniffs your IP address and displays subtly different versions of each page based on your geographic location; the art is identical and the story in its broad strokes is consistent across all versions, but the dialogue gives very different impressions of certain central relationships between characters.
Purportedly autobiographical webcomic whose protagonist's life story consists of the plots of various popular science fiction and fantasy films, played out in reasonably complete detail, but interpreted through the lens of the "describe a film badly in order to make it sound as boring as possible" meme.
Webcomic which builds up a dedicated readership, then begins updating on an irregular schedule with frequent unpredictable delays, taking each page down after a few hours and deleting that page's source files, with the explicit goal of causing as much of the comic as possible to become lost media.
Garfield-style gag-a-day webcomic in which every strip consists of an identical tableau of two characters sitting on a couch, differing only in their dialogue and facial expressions; a separate, entirely unconnected ongoing story is related wordlessly and in miniature via the window visible behind the ostensible protagonists' heads.
Patron-supported webcomic with two separate entry-level tiers called "See the Comic Early" and "See the Comic Never". If you subscribe to the latter, the author blocks your IP address.
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bitterkarella · 9 days
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Identifying furries by their fursonas
Fox- this is the default fursona for the default furry, namely a twink with a blown out fucked to death asshole
Vixen- Girl fox referred to as a vixen is an egg, girl fox just referred to as a fox is an out trans woman
Kistune - the same as above but weeb flavor
he-wolf - a greasy guy who weighs 12 pounds soaking wet and wears a fedora. republican.
she-wolf - the butchest bull dyke you ever saw
coyote - manic depressive. always on something. the drug connection at any furry party
Cat- always a woman
black cat - could be any gender but always goth
kitten/kitty - a trans sex worker, has an only fans they really want you to know about.
bobcat - older dude. wants people to think he's ex-military
Jaguar - an older black guy. will probably have the word "black" in his fursona's name
lion - just a huge asshole
tiger - another asshole. old. wants you to believe he's ex military or ex-police, probably a member of the dorsai irregulars. major grill dad vibes
jackal - a huge asshole and a slut. white gay racist, probably transphobic
cougar - either a trans woman or a terf. there's no in between
Horse - white woman who identifies as 2 Spirit or a guy who wants to be stomped on
Pony - gay nazi
unicorn - either the absolute gayest dude you can be or a 9 year old girl. sometimes a late in life transition
Tanuki - latino
badger - either a huge lesbian or an old avuncular straight guy. possible sex pest
Raccoon - nature's greatest mistake. too normie to be furry, too furry to be normie. dilf.
bat - either a goth or a real annoying shit (some overlap). invader zim fanboy. doesn't drink alcohol but claims to act crazy on "sugar highs." definitely has dabbled in webcomics
cow - a woman. maternal. mom friend or mommy dom. milf. possibly trans femme
steer - a big strong fat rough trade gay guy
sheep - mom vibes
pretty much any farm animal - mom vibes
domestic pig - wild card. might be a wet and messy fetish thing tho or a trash eating thing. loves to be stinky. loves to talk about being stinky.
wild pig - trans masc
skunk - either a fat beardy guy who has a tumblr blog about animation squash & stretch or a stoner gal. very straight. the straightest. a kinsey 0. has strong feelings about what the fandom used to be like before there were all these kids in it.
rat - is a huge asshole as a front, probably likes talking cigars
lemur - autistic
sloth - 420 blaze it. will never finish any commissions
chakat - an older cishet man who thinks the fandom is too political & refers to "anime" as "japanimation"
sergel - nazi
citra - the biggest dipshit you've ever met
procyon - furry equivalent of the thomas jefferson miku binder pic. you should not be talking to this person, this is a literal child
weasel - a girl with cluster b personality disorders
ferret - a person who has at least one pet ferret, but probably many
mole - this person thinks they're in a beatrix potter story
guinea pig/chinchilla/jerboa/gerbil/any kind of fat rodent you can keep as a pet - the sweetest person you will ever meet
armadillo/pangolin/anteater/aardvark - smug, contrarian. "i just wanna be different"
mouse - vore fetishist, prey. sub.
hyena - vore fetishist, pred. probably trans masc
otter - a dommy twink, possible enby
bear - gay
panda - absolutely a white person pretending to be asian. probably running a gofund me scam with a suspicious story about how they're a professional nintendo gamer who injured their hand or something
bullfrog - a huge fat hairy straight guy
any other frog - inflation or rubber fetishist
axolotl/newt/salamander - genderfluid enby
rabbit - trad wife trans woman
squirrel - autistic and gay
deer - gay
gazelle - zootopia megafan
monkey - punk DIY artist type, definitely loves weed
ape - absolutely baffling. nothing this person does or says makes any sense. you will be left wondering whether you're speaking to a child, a person with severe mental issues, or someone who doesn't have english as a first language
elephant - mom friend
hippo - a fat fetishist or a transformation fetishist
rhino - an older cishet dude who wants to project a curmudgeonly yet approachable aura
kangaroo - definitely not an australian person. extremely focused kinkster, usually feet or inflation. more STDs than should be possible to carry
koala - an asian woman
virginia opossum - anarchist/communist punk trans man who makes zines and/or comics
australian possum - just here to have fun. wants everyone else to be having fun too. wacky funster. (sugar gliders and flying squirrels fall under this category)
any other marsupial - poser
monotremes - extreme poser, don't even bother
doberman- gay dude who tops from the bottom or a cop (there is some overlap)
german shepherd - a nazi or a cop (there is substantial overlap). definitely a furry raider. he will wear his cop uniform to con and after con will post videos pretending that someone was rude to him
afghan - arch femme
basset hound - racist
puppy - sub, probably an egg. extremely draining. cries a lot
all other dogs - just dudes being bros (gender neutral)
dragon - the furries of furries. like to talk about eating "sammiches" and "chocklit." probably an adult baby lifestyler. they will send DMs that just say "hi." they like to RP and when they contact you about a potential commission they are actually just trying to trick you into RP
griffin - the same as above but also a brony
snake - sissy hypno fetishist
turtle - an old man, probably southern. an ironic grandpa.
other scalies - furry in denial. either a child or an old person from CYD. the world's last something awful goons
any fursona with latino vibes - white
any fursona with asian vibes - latino
any fursona with native american vibes - eastern european
avian - girl who's not like other girls. hippie. vegan.
raven/crow - agender voidgoth
chicken - mom vibes
dinosaur - the absolute biggest nerd. probably has an actual degree in paleontology. definitely dresses like miss frizzle.
any invertebrate - not a real furry, their girlfriend just made them get a furaffinity account before they could get ass. either that or they've never even heard of furry, they just came up with the idea of anthropomorphics from first principles. a biology teacher or weirdo (there is some overlap)
amoeba - this is a troll
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the-mountain-flower · 4 months
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Spoiler Warning for the webcomic Aurora (@comicaurora)
I haven't seen anyone point this out yet so I will bc I love it:
The details of Dainix's ignan markings on his right eye!
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He's got some flame patterns specifically downward from his eyes (now that I think of it, they kinda remind me of Rayla's face markings from TDP, which is cool & I think the two would be friends for many reasons, but back on topic). The one on his right specifically, underneath his eyepatch, has irregular edges that don't show up on the left side. While this could've just been the markings not being symmetrical, this isn't the case for Dainix.
It's directly underneath his eyepatch, which we know is the result of a scarring injury,
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Most importantly, it's shown to be even with the other in the one panel where his uninjured right eye is shown,
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And the pattern matches the area of the wound, you can even see how the skin was altered by the upward movement.
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This isn't regular markings, it's part of the scar left by the attack. Of course the majority is underneath the patch, but this shows that there is some of it shown underneath.
Which is fucking AMAZING attention to detail!!!
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vikenticomeshome · 1 month
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Cyberchase - The Lesser-known Cybersites: #1 - Valussa
I decided to give some recognition to some cybersites that, to my knowledge, have never shown up in the Cyberchase show proper, but are known to exist through other media. I will start with Cybersite Valussa. So far, it has only appeared as part of the "webisodes", which were a set of prequel webcomics that were released on the pbskids.org website prior to Cyberchase airing. These are no longer on the site, and the Wayback machine captures are missing pieces. However, they have been preserved in full by Blue Maxima's Flashpoint Project. The Hacker was banished from Control Central to the Northern Frontier. This was after a failed plot to take over Cyberspace that involved stealing Motherboard's Encryptor Chip. Long before infecting Motherboard with the virus, The Hacker wanted to show her that he meant business. So, he shut down the power to Cybersite Valussa, leaving it in darkness. Here is the one picture of Valussa, straight from archives of the website. It's a bit grainy due to age. Remember that this was 2001, so they would have done some pretty serious compression to serve it as web content. If there is an original image in higher quality, I am not aware of any public release.
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We can see that the land mass has an irregular shape, with multiple peninsulas jutting out. We can see buildings in the the shape of bolts and wafers. Some of them are connected, but it's not clear if those are for plumbing, electrical conduits, or bridges. It's hard to judge the scale, since we never see anyone visit the site. Here's the original shot from webisode 2 for context, after The Hacker has shut down the power.
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Valussa is important. This is the moment that Digit, in spite of his great fear of The Hacker, his creator, betrays him.
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Digit sends a coded message to Valussa explaining how to fix the problem.
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Digit manages to save Cybersite Valussa.
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This is also the point where The Hacker discovered Digit's betrayal and locks him up.
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Digit breaks out of the cage with his beak and finishes his defection from Hacker. He is welcomed back to Control Central. He has worked with Motherboard ever since.
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I think it would be cool to eventually bring Valussa into the main show, as a nod to the older part of the fanbase. I have doubts that they would actually do it, due to the comic being dropped off the site so long ago.
Edit: I decided to come back to the original post with higher-quality pictures of Valussa.
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catboyclarity · 2 months
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kbspangler · 1 year
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Where to find me, Tumblr version
Like everyone else who uses Twitter as a rowdy bar where you can read highfalutin political takes while watching the real-time saga of a brother-in-law who accidentally purchased an entire semi trailer full of uncooked rice, I'm now searching for my social media home once that bird site implodes. Here is my current "Where to find me" list [updated June 2023] as I poke around.
A Girl and Her Fed (webcomic). Long-running science-fiction webcomic with quite a lot of ghosts. Once written and drawn by me, now drawn by @alepresser. Very infrequent news updates on non-AGAHF projects and books. No personal information shared.
SideQuested (webcomic) - Brand-new medieval fantasy comic about queer disaster teenagers falling in love all over the place. Written by Ale and myself, drawn by Ale. Very infrequent news updates on non-SideQuested projects and books. No personal information shared.
kbspangler.com - Personal website which is updated when I have major project news such as book releases, etc. Personal information is shared, but the focus is on writing, editing, and comics. Has a signup link for my mailing list, which I have now sent out...um...twice? This is also where potential editing clients can query me about their projects.
Patreon - Regular updates on Monday/Thursday with AGAHF comics. Semi-frequent news updates on projects and books. No personal information shared. Basically paywalled with a minimum of $1 a month.
Bluesky: I'm hoping this will become the viable Twitter alternative for its seamless politics-to-shitpost experience, but as of this update it's invite-only.
Redwombat server on Mastodon: I use this mainly because some good friends migrated to Mastodon. Comic updates are posted regularly, with irregular use for everything else.
Goodreads -I have some control over how content is displayed, but not much. New releases will appear; I do not update the news function. No personal information shared.
Amazon Author - I have some control over how content is displayed, but not much. New releases will appear; I do not update the news function. No personal information shared.
KBSpangler on Instagram - Mostly squatting on my name. Updates infrequently.
I'm not on Facebook or TikTok. Anyone claiming to be me, isn't.
*sigh* I just want to be able to liveblog congressional hearings and get in shouty fights about selling koalas.
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anonymouspuzzler · 10 months
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what's the most out-there webcomic you've read?
I don't know if I'd describe any of the webcomics I've read as "out-there", to be honest! I keep irregular check on some fun ones these days (are y'all reading runaway draikana yet. Go Do That) and i used to bounce around several when i was younger, most of which either I don't check on anymore or the artists have moved on to other things (Abby Howard and GGDG come to mind for the latter - on that note Abby's The Last Halloween might well count for most out-there webcomic I've ready, but only in the sense that it's The Good Kind Of Weird).
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mudavaye · 1 year
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I actually want to just drop Onti chapter 2 and 3 publicly soon… a couple webcomics that I read have a very irregular upload schedule but I and other readers still come back to them
Lemme finish the website first then see
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ministerscrewtape · 1 year
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A link to my Webcomic, if ya interested. www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/… Plus a link to a Commission Sheet if you want art done by me. COMMISSONS AND COMIC The Children of Sheol. Beneath the deepest circles of the Gulch it is said that another world exists, a dark world where the lights of the foundries never reached. A world in which the Corporate Overlords of the Gulch hold no power, where the Mortelle curse with the most vile of dust infused slurs, where the Rattler broods fear to tread, and where the eyes of the Ministry can not peer. This land is called Sheol. Ruled by the Children of the Watchers, the Acolytes. Many have heard of it, surely you too? It was wide spread during the Mirth Pandemic of 1917, anyone that used the Electrosphere heard it’s hollow knell calling to them. Yet you seem perplexed, you doubt my claims yet you know in your heart that I am right. Each irregular beat is followed by the knell of Sheol. Each of the Angels has its own cult. The Guardians of the Gothorum Falls, and the Temple of Typhon, the Cult of VENALI. They are said to hold Human life in high regard, offering a place to all those whom seek the understanding and knowledge of the Angel Typhus. The Shapers of the Dargoath Shores, and the Temple of Manus, the Cult of TALISAC. They are the creators of the Vile Mongroids, they capture humans and perform horrifying acts of unspeakable evil on them. Shaping and reshaping them in ways of that please the Angel Manilok. The Oracles of Lucidia, keepers of the Obsidian city of Anatomica, the Cult of LUCIDIQUE. Strange and still forms, they are mouthless and motionless, not much is known of them, as very few if any humans have ever entered the Obsidian city of Anatomica. They are said to be the mothers of all the Acolytes. The Dark Prince, Morgoth. He stands in the entrance of Anatomica, the few who have met him have said that they felt the presence of an ancient and all consuming evil around him. Something truly wicked stirs around the dark prince. Humeaba, the first acolyte. Lord of the city of Anatomica. He is the king of all of Sheol, a massive and corpulent beast. All must bow to him.
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