underrated zombieland saga joke is that most episode titles are normal length but saki’s focus episode is titled “Though My Life May Have Ended Once, By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA”

I’m agressively aroace but sometimes i just need to flirt with random people on the internet. like i think everyone just needs to be a slut sometimes

Also it just makes me laugh because irony

no beta we die like [canonical character death] is so fucking funny to me gold stars all around gets me giggling every time

i love the writing style of guy making a secret homestuck post. it s exactly the way someone sounds when theyre about to make a joke that they know is gonna piss u off real bad

love how the barbie movie fans are split into three categories:

- the extremely long paragraphs of revelation of how hard it is to be a woman

- the kenough/kenergy/horses memes

- allan

fav skz // Mr. Scrounger

underrated npmd line delivery: shapiro saying "what the FUCK??" when she sees max as a ghost

Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.

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short king and his shorter kings

when nate archibald meets bradley bradshaw

You must get a lot of asks, how do you decide which ones to answer?

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Gotta say I'm laughing at yall being surprised about the medical inaccuracies in 911 like hello? Rebar through the skull? Hen doing CPR on a dead woman for 15 minutes? Chim getting his heart fully stopped and restarted multiple times in a very short period of time and having no after effects? Hen PUTTING HER WHOLE HAND INTO A GUYS CHEST? Buck getting his leg CRUSHED and having an embolism and having ZERO lasting effects of either of these things? BOBBY FELL OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE LAST SEASON ENDED UP WEDGED UNDER A SLAB OF CONCRETE AND HAD ZERO INJURIES. ZERO. NONE. NIL. ZILCH.

This is not the show to watch if you want accurate medical drama. Why are yall still surprised?

the most Dog ever. or. dog shaped Thing ever

i really wish we got the tf2 tv show because i think, about your talk about how pyro ends up being a foil to the other characters, pyro is such a wildcard of a character that if you need someone for an episode to complete a dynamic it's pyro. he's designated driver. he's the mcdonalds employee. he's scout's ma. she's helping miss p dismember bodies. it's coming in through the dog door

your ask got me thinking about how i'd use pyro in a show and IDK if anyone else has seen Solar Opposites but how they split the Pupa's screentime between A + B plots in the first/second season would be spot on the money for me. Pyro could be there, in the A plot, in small ways (like you said, at the back of the bus or en rotue to the episodes mission) but then gets sucked into a 'mundane' B plot for some tonal levity within the episode. Pyro's gotta run that FTSE 500 company! They've gotta seduce the Ballicorn comic writer in order to read the never-published final issue! They've gotta earn an Astrophysics PHD in order to steal their Professor's Pokemon topped pen....that sort of thing. And then occassionaly they can show up with the deus-ex-mechina for the episode with the rest of the team being none the wiser (other than vaguely baffled as their flamethrower could've REALLY come in handy fighting those haunted scarecrows).

These guys seem trustworthy! :D