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memorybackupstorage · 4 months

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Posting this right after bingeing!!! Feeling like such a failure rn ✌️🫶😀

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sweetface-the-dollbaby · 11 months

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hhhh

#just ed things #hhhhhhhhh #i’m such a failure

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halfa-failure · 3 months

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he looks a bit wonky

#he has a green glint in his eye #danny phantom #digital art #dp #danny fenton #it’s my jacket design oooo #KABOOM #I’m gonna take sewing next year hopefully I’ll make it #or make one #art #cackling #dp fanart #a goober #my art #halfa-failure #ITS LIGHTING HE HAS NOT BEEN KEN KANEKI’D

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fangirlproblcms · 1 year

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you make me feel like i’m living a teenage dream ✨

#saw someone asking for this #look if they’re not endgame or i’m setting myself up for failure again i’ll jump 😃#i love them so fucking much you have no idea #school spirits #maddie x wally #wally x maddie #waddie #maddie and wally #wally and maddie #maddie nears #wally clark #peyton list #milo manheim #zombies #zeddison #cobra kai #keenry

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gummybearstastelikesadness · 2 months

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Vlads secretary recently quit in the middle of Vladco having a minor business expansion into Gotham and now he needs to hire a new one.

The bats are currently investigating one Vladimir Masters after he started to bring his business into Gotham. They’re very interested in the suspicious nature he acquired his wealth. Maybe it’s time to forge some resumes and bust out some old identities, Tim still has that blonde wig after all.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #tim drake #vlad plasmius #Tim would immediately be judging all of Vlads poor business decisions #Vlad when hiring a new PA: I will have to make sure Daniel doesn’t bring up plasmus around them #Vlad: hires new PA. New PA: immediately tells Vlad off for making bad decisions with the company and about not properly scheduling #fights with his nemesis (Phantom) on the calendar. honestly even Lex Luther makes sure his board knows he’s unavailable before gallivanting #after Superman again #Tim who’s had the job for a week and knows too much: I should not be relating to the super villain through failure with clone making #Vlad and Tim: I’m totally normal about cloning this one black haired blue eyed teenager… (Kon and Danny)#I’m referencing Tim because I’m more familiar with his cover identity’s then most of the other bats although Lego Batman could probably #pull off a disguise that would work based off the time he dressed as the mayor of Gotham

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brother-emperors · 2 months

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Agrippa, Antony, Actium

I cleaned up an old sketch I did of Antony and Agrippa when I was doing some reading about Actium: it was one of those ideas that I thought would make a cool painting until I realized I’d have to render the ocean and blood diffusing through the water 🫠

something something rival dogs of war. Antony and Agrippa actually ended up being the least interesting thing about Actium imo, when you realize the ocean became a tomb of the unburied. imperialist violence and and dynastic rivalries infecting the water. etc and so forth.

⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!

⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#so so so many bodies in the water. christ. and for what #Roman Empire tag #alright! that’s it. sometimes I have thoughts for the tags but what else is there to say #(inhales) actually I have a lot to say. SO ABOUT THE FAILURE OF LEADERSHIP—#(I’m forcibly removed from the venue because I stop talking about Antony half way through and start yelling about Tirad Pass)#that’s 80% of why I won’t do a dynast rivals comic I got so mad thinking about other stuff while writing it last year that I binned the #whole thing like (screams for three hours straight and immediately begins to summon up ghosts to yell at them directly)#marcus vipsanius agrippa #mark antony

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stxrry-dxys · 3 months

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“we need more complex female characters” y’all couldn’t even handle bloberta puppington

#moral orel posting #ik im late to this joke but it’s only because i insisted on watching the whole show before i made it #also if someone else already made this joke i’m sorry #i looked but couldn’t find anyone who had #is she a bad person? yes. but is she good character? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY #she’s a horrible failure in the shape of a woman and i love her #immaculate character writing #bloberta puppington #bloberta hymentact #moral orel

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chuluoyi · 2 months

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Imagine reader and LE satoru had triplets, all three boys. This happens in some parallel universe. lol. Pls write a little something for me on this. Like really short ☺️🫶🏼

triplets 😭 since he’s been annoying a lot of people in his life, this is karma getting him back—

those three boys look the very same as him in every way it’s almost scary. and for some reason, they seem to share some sort of mental connection🤭 so when one of them cries, the rest will follow

somehow or another gojo makes one of them cry and he tries shushing him, but it’s too late as his other 2 babies have started to sob 💁🏻‍♀️ the three of them are now sobbing in unison

“hey—uh, don’t cry. don’t cry!” he’s frantically rocking baby 1 but tries to pat baby 2 and 3 too

it’s no use—they keep crying. and after 10 minutes gojo too feels like the world is ending 🤭

so don’t be surprised when you come back home to find your three inconsolable babies… and your husband, who tucks his legs close to his chest, giving up altogether and cries with them 😭

#again another failure gojo i’m so sorry i love him this way 😭#—chu’s mailbox 📬#—headcanons☁️#fic: triple trouble

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juniper-clan · 2 months

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Sorry I haven’t posted recently! I’m burnt out from chugging through the last moon so I’ll be taking a week long break until after Easter.

#jcooc #I’m sorrryyyyyyy #I wanted to post as much as possible but I’m currently a rotting corpse from work and social responsibility #it does give me a feeling of failure but also it’s a free cat comic

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devildomresidentt · 3 months

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Belphegor Headcanons (Pathetic lil shit)

Loves sleeping in the pitch black, frequently argues with Beel about his nightlight (and yes, Beel sleeps with my nightlight in my world)

Despite sleeping all the time, he still has heavy and dark eyebags

He drags his pillow around with him everywhere he goes, he’s rarely seen without it when he’s at home

Painfully scared of fireworks, he’ll act all tough as if he’s not scared, but you’ll always catch him flinching everytime one of them goes off

Can see, control, and enter people’s dreams and he’s an ABSOLUTE JACKASS with it, he won’t hesitate to give you nightmares or literal fever dreams if you piss him off in the slightest

Though he has the power to manipulate people’s dreams, this power is limited based on how strong the victims mental state is (Cries every night because Lucifer’s mental barrier is too strong)

You’ll never see him without an absurd amount of smudged eyeliner on, along with his layered studded belts + Pant chain combo

HORRIBLE POSTURE, him and Levi slouch like two old geezers to the point where they have to constantly be reminded by Lucifer to fix themselves

Sleeps so much that he rarely eats, you can see his ribs a bit when he stands up straight

And on the topic of eating, he lives off of those microwavable Kraft mac and cheese cups and Ultra Violet Monster

!Other headcanons under the cut!

Lucifer’s Ver

Mammon’s Ver

Leviathan’s Ver

Satan’s Ver

Asmodeus’ Ver

Beelzebub’s Ver

Belphegor’s Ver ~ You are here

#I’m heavily attracted to boy failures #now that I’m done with these I can start posting my NSFT Headcanons 😈#obey me #obey me swd #obey me!#obey me nightbringer #obeyme!#obey me drabble #obey me hcs #obey me crack #obey me belphegor

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birdsofanarchy · 4 months

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I’m stuck imagining the universe where Annabeth couldn’t get Percy out of the chair and she ends up in the underworld only to find his mother trapped in gold just like him

#angst #it won’t stop bouncing around in my head #her failure in saving Percy then also failing in saving his mother #i’m sick #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #percabeth #sally jackson

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stinkythehutt · 5 months

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also. something about palpatine being so adept at seeing into the future that all of his successes feel completely joyless by the time he achieves them because he’s just going through the motions… how fucked up and nihilistic and brutal that would make you…

#teddy talks #anakin is like the opposite of this bc he’s tortured by his future failures #so he lives in constant terror and denial #whereas palpatine is lowkey tortured in a different way though he’d never ever label it as such #but the boredom of it all. the inescapability…#in a sense of course you would long for ultimate power over the force. because you would feel so much just like a meaningless vehicle #of its will otherwise #and anakin would be a PERFECT toy for someone like that. because he is so bewildered. he’s easy to tangle up in knots #i’m just doing some character Thinking #but yeah. of course one in palpatines position might hate the force and feel a need to lash out and dominate it #and he manages his own repressed bewilderment by manufacturing it in anakin to an extreme degree #but. importantly. while also having complete control over the machinations of anakin’s experience #and by crushing the force and all knowledge of it #CHRIST i’m back sorry but all the stuff he does to extend his life. he obviously is terrified of death #and rather than face it he just creates My Apprentice: The Guy Super Fucked Up About People Dying #to punish somebody else for his own horror…. it’s giving projective identification. not to bring freud into this

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halfa-failure · 1 month

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Another thing for dannyversary

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catsnakes · 22 hours

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Some of the posts I’m seeing about the new fantasy high junior year episode makes me think that some people don’t get that it’s a comedy d&d series.

“They shouldn’t have killed the rat grinders”

The rat grinders were literally helping end the world, what else were they suppose to do? Like d&d is a combat based system, when you’re fighting the big bad you usually also kill their minions, because the big bad having a bunch of little guys around can be really bad for you.

“They shouldn’t have been so vindictive with how they killed them”

Comedy show

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #like if the rat grinders get revived and redeemed I’m fine with that #but I don’t think it’s a failure if they’re not #I’m not sure how well this is phrased #but I just think people need to have more genre awareness when they talk about things

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thegirlwholivesin-delusion · 7 months

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#mental health #memes #lol #twitter #relatable #procrastination #perfectionism #perfectionist #i’m scared #of #failure #thegirlwholivesin delusion

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mossiestpiglet · 7 months

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The way Izzy presents the legs to the crew makes me really think about what happened each time he lost a toe and the fact that the crew was aware of it. How much he must have felt their gazes, their attention, a spectacle made of him all because he didn’t do his job right. It is not enough to take the unicorn’s legs, they must be made an example of.

#and still it’s izzy who falls #ofmd s2 #don’t worry I’m dying about it trust me #like he’s been alone the whole episode since Stede left. the crew don’t come to him and he doesn’t come to them until he’s taken the legs #and then he has to bring them to the crew to show them how the unicorn has been punished #like not just the trauma of losing the toes and his leg but also the trauma of it being so PUBLIC. of the witnesses. of everyone seeing his #failures and weakness again and again. of being injured in ways that would show and that being the whole point #pain and blood as spectacle #ofmd s2e4 #ofmd season 2 #izzy hands #ofmd #ecdysing

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