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gorejo · 2 years

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suna rintarou genuinely has the prettiest cock.

#priv.#@sunarin #I’m not joking… it’s so pretty #darkmode.

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cillixn · 7 months

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#oh my god are you actually joking rn #oh i’m gonna be SICK #PLSSS HES SO PRETTY 😭😭😭#cillian murphy

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feeble-minded-little-gay · 10 months

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the girls are fightingggg

ref

#anyway people keep making this joke and I’m tired of keeping my silence jskdkfj #guys this actually happened listen I’m sega🤨#also I plan on drawing more screenshots this show is so pretty aaaaaaa #sonadow #sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #shadow the hedgehog #my art

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chalamet-chalamet · 7 months

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💥 Timothée Chalamet for SNL (11/11/23) 💥

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #ok I’m heading to bed now #some pretty good content but at what cost #then they had to go joke about genocide #so tone deaf and cruel honestly #November 11 #saturday night live #snl

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happypeachsludgeflower · 2 months

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XIE LIAN PETS E-MING.

HE PETS HUA CHENG’S SWORD.

A SWORD WITH ONE EYE.

WAS THAT A DICK JOKE??!

#I’m pretty sure it’s a dick joke guys #mxtx absotluly would but idk if that’s a dick reference in China as well #mxtx does like her dick jokes or at least she did in svsss with cucumber bro and airplane bro #I’m not well versed in Chinese dick puns unfortunately tho so while it’s absolutely a dick joke here I have no clue if it is there #I feel like it should be because it feels like such an obvious joke #and yea I did notice it the first time I watched but I didn’t think to make a post about it til now #it’s kinda a double pun dick joke too #one eyed (snake) AND the sword!!#it’s absolutely a dick joke #i refuse to believe otherwise #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng x xie lian #mtxt #mxtx tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf #tgcf novel #tgcf xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf spoilers #tgcf season 2 #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing

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pearlwingdraws · 8 months

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I thought I’d posted this before but I can’t find it so here’s a meme that is so obscure

#my art #uhhh idk it’s jsut so I can find it idk if I consider a shitty meme I made art akkdkd #great comet #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #Moby dick #Moby dick a musical reckoning #Dave Malloy #malloysicals #such strange gravity #idk man I don’t think ANYONE knows abt that song cycle #like most of these songs have under 300 views and I’m pretty confident that I’m half of them no joke #Manik Choksi #Nick Choksi

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jalluzas-ferney · 2 months

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OKOK WHAT IF LEGO IS TRYING TO FOOL US AN PUR WYLDFIRE IN THE SUBTITLES TO FOOL US BECAUSE THEYRE FUNNY GOOFY JOKERS HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH YEAH I THINK THATA IT YEAH YEAH YEAH

#I’m losing it #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dr #ok but jokes aside it doesn’t actually bother me lol #that’s actually pretty cute #they better make it good tho 💀 but lol I’m much more hyped now like I wanna see how this goes so bad #like the intrigue #and good for her #good for her #but like #how #like out of everyone #I expected wyldfire going after no one #but ok 😭 I mean let’s see if it’s even real REAL after al #and if it is #they better not fuck this up omfg what if they mis characterize her 😨

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whereismyhat5678 · 6 months

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GETTING ONE DOODLE IN TODAY YESSSS!!!! 👏💥👏💥👏💥

Okay, not too long ago I was messing around with C.AI and I was talking to Anton as Gustavo (wanted to see what he thought of Gus-) and the ass-hole kept calling him The Monopoly Man from the way I described him. He also kept calling him short names which I thought was kinda funny but I think someone like Gustavo would get a bit upset after a while…don’t you think?

(Also bonus under. A little bit dark I think?)

He got fed up with it.

#Pizza Tower #ANTONBLAST #ANTONBALL #It’s been a while since I drew Anton on the tablet so *cracks knuckles* I’m pretty proud of how it turned out 😎#Last one I thought would be funnier but I didn’t like how it turned out. But it’s fine 🤷‍♀️#Also C.AI Anton is pretty funny- I can mess with his ass hell yeah 💪💪#ALSO- as much as I love Gustavo been this lovable guy I think he’d get mad if someone were to belittle him about his height #Of course Anton’s just trying to joke around but he sounds like a dick about it y’know?#(Don’t tell someone to do this please. This is meant to be a joke. If they’re in on it though I guess it’s fine I think?)

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lovekenney · 5 months

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Sad girl - Lana del Rey // Wikipedias definition of attachment disorder // class of 2023 - mitski // Wikipedias definition of motherhood // Norman fucking rockwell! - Lana del Rey // daddy issues - the neighborhood // Wiktionary definition of sisterhood // Wikipedias definition of sisterhood // this is what makes us girls - Lana del rey // Wikipedias definition of Anger in betrayal

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gaycrittercentral · 1 year

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Snongle!!! Smonch!!!! RIGHT NOW

Btw I made a video of my sketch editing process that I’m thinking of uploading soon if anybody is maybe interested :’D but if I do that I should probably write up a transcript lmao I talk way too fast…

Also I just wanted to give Sam a nice watch. I work as a watch technician so I see a lot of em lmao and like let’s be real, he looks very good with one eehehe

#I think he’d look good with an IWC or a panerai but those are extremely fancy and he is extremely cheap shfjhsjdhjs #he’s probably got like a timex or a fuckin invicta lmaoooo #come to think of it idk how cheap invicta is I just know my coworkers like to gag at them as a joke bc they too fancy hdkshsjhs #meanwhile I’m over here with a 20 year old quartz watch that I’m gonna customize to avoid giving up all my cash just for a tiny wrist clock #ohhhh but there are so many pretty watches out there I will say that. the prices disgust me but they are pretty :(#sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #my art

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enha-stars · 3 months

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okay this has nothing to do with enha (i should shut up) but i have to tell SOMEONE. basically, this guy, a friend of a friend, has been hanging out with my friend group a lot more. he’s cool and funny and okay looking ig (lie) except, one of my friends is interested in him but he is not interested in her. as in, he makes it pretty obvious. he avoids being alone w her (by inviting others) and he often dodges questions about relationships. however…. today… after my midterm, we were all in the library and my friend asked him if he wanted to go with her to get food, and he respectfully declined. but then, after a bit, when i got up to get food, he offered to come with me. i’m not reading too much into it but my other friends have claimed that he’s more inclined towards me than my friend because he’s always the first to invite me and he genuinely has conversations with me. the issue is that this friend is very insecure when it comes to men and IF anything between me and this guy happens, she’s going to end my life probably

#so do i die or do i die #I DIDNT NOTICE #i don’t notice these things #u have to slap my face and yell at me for me to believe that u like me #okay so he talks to me… yay?#he’s a man (a pretty man but a man) idc what he’s talking about #like yes he’s cute and it’s very adorable that he has such a strong passion for economics but like #see #it’s like when u don’t like someone but then ur friends bring it up and then u can’t stop thinking about it #i’m actually concerned for my life though #if my friend even believes that he could like me #i’d have to kms #no joke #this has happened ONCE before and we had this huge falling out but i literally told her to stop being an idiot #because why would a man come between us #however ☝🏽#after further thought #he does pay more attention to me i think #BUT IN A FRIEND WAY #maybe he’s compensating for paying less attention to my friend #i wish she would get the hint #ok don’t mind me this is me being crazy and batshit #enha!me #end me now ig

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viatrix-glow · 1 month

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new di x warrior cats

name explanations and more info below :3

basic stuff

-each agency is a clan, not each unit. 14-15 clans would be silly and then we would have some clans with 5 cats and some with 2.

-starpro -> lightclan. i couldn’t call them “starclan” for obvious reasons. light is somewhat synonymous with star, so i’m going with that.

-cospro -> nightclan. i don’t think the cats in warriors know the word “cosmic”, but cosmic implies cosmos implies night sky, so we’re going with night

-rhyth lin -> rippleclan. ripple is sort of a synonym to rhythm….? this one was hard

-new di -> fortuneclan. this one is a stretch but neither “new” or “dimension” have synonyms that really fit a clan name. fortune is something that relates to multiple characters in new di though

-starclan still sort of exists, but the cats do not believe in them the way they do in warriors. they are more of a nursery tale than anything, and select cats (ex: tatsumi) believe in them, but it is not written into their code. medicine cats can still interpret signs, but they do not necessarily think of them as coming from starclan.

-medicine cat forbidden romance is not a thing here

-intermingling of clans is ok and common

-there’s like. other cats in their clans besides just the enstars cast i assume

cat names/why i chose them

fortuneclan:

knights

-tsukasa -> scarletstar (scarletblossom) . he is the leader of fortuneclan because he is one of the new di reps for the summits. both scarlet and blossom were chosen bc of his last name (scarlet is a red color… kinda similar to cherry…. and blossom for the cherry blossom).

-leo -> lionheart. ok this one is kind of cheating because lionheart is already an existing warrior, but…come on….

-izumi -> silverspring. sora describes his color as silver, and spring is in his first name

-ritsu -> frostmoon. his first name means cold moon according to the wiki so i just rehashed it

-naru -> goldenroar. since she doesn’t like her first name i didn’t want to use “storm”, and her last name can be read as “thunder” but that’s a little too close to storm? so golden for her hair and roar for her last name

switch

-natsume -> sageeye. a sage is similar to a wizard, and eye is in his first name . also the “dovesong” mentioned is wataru :)

-tsumugi -> bluewing. he is a bluebird. warrior cats probably wouldn’t straight up call a cat “bluebird” so i put wing there instead. deputy cause he’s the vp

-sora -> skyspring . sora means sky. spring is in his last name. i could have used “stream” instead to differentiate him from sena but i think spring is cuter

mam/df

-madara -> tawnystripe . tawny bc it’s like kind of close to calico if you squint. stripe(s) is in his last name

#my art #enstars #ok so maybe we WOULD have 5 clans bc guess what was announced today #a new agency. and a new unit (or fucking 5? idk)#BUTWHATEVER #um i don’t know why i did this it was a joke at first but #then i started getting really into choosing names….#like originally it was just gonna be switch but then i was like hmmm… what if the agency is the clan #i’ve been reading so so much warrior cats i’m about to finish avos and then i’ll be caught back up to where i was #when i started this rereading journey last year #so like i have to apply it to my other interests #i’m proud of the names i chose i think they’re fun #yes leo’s is a cheat but idc #i hope someone else will appreciate this it’s mostly just me doing stuff for fun #i want to do the other units/agencies too but that might be a while cause yall this took #like a week . granted i’m busy rn but god damn picking designs for cats is hard!!#that’s why so many ended up being tabbies i just can’t resist they’re my favorites i’m definitely not biased #but also realistically tabby is a pretty common pattern so it’s fine #my fave design is naru’s btw i wanted to make her really pretty and i think i did ok #ok i’m going to bed bye #also forgot to mention i wanted to keep the names as close to canon warriors as i could so i had to find words similar to things that #the cats in warriors would know #sage is pushing it i don’t think they use sage in medicine . they def don’t know what a fortune is either but i don’t care

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thefarminggoblin · 2 years

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This man has had exactly 15 seconds of screen time so far but I always end up squealing like a teenage girl every damn time his beautifully handsome face appears on screen:

And just he keeps getting hotter and hotter with each episode I CAN’T

#the last one from next week’s preview has me hyperventilating #like I am not joking #fr though I’ve had some pretty bad mental health stuff so I gave my socials a rest for a bit #but i’m back now #and very much back on my simpy bullshit #I have 3 drafts on the go #and a master and rules list #anyways #jushiro ukitake #ukitake #bleach #jade is in love with ju-kun

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kitlroux · 9 months

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Green eyes shimmering.

#brunette #talk to me #tell me i’m pretty #selfie #make me laugh #me #say hi or something #long hair #green eyes #makeup #look at my face #tell me something #pretty face #so cute #freckles #tell me a joke #tell me something I don’t know

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ava-does-dumbassery · 10 months

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I think my favourite Egyptian mythology thing is that you could argue (based on some things said in certain texts) that Horus is Set’s best friend by default.

Uhhh basically: In a lot of spells in the Greek Magical Papyri say that Set hates friendship and ruins every relationship he’s ever been in because of how the strong the evil and hatred vibes he exudes are. Therefore, he has no friends. However, there are a bunch of other texts that say that Horus and Set became friends after the conflict around which one of them would be king was settled. And when the texts elaborate on how this happened, they usually have a part where whoever decided which one of them should be king tells them that they have to get along with each other now. Therefore, Horus is Set’s friend (because he has a court order that says he has to be). And if Set has no other friends, that means Horus is his only friend. Which means Horus has to be his best friend, because there are no other potential candidates.

Oh also, there’s a spell in the Pyramid texts that lists a bunch of gods along with other gods that they like, and they mostly list gods alongside their mothers, like Horus and Isis, Sobek and Neith, etc. But when they get to Set, they list him alongside “the two reconciled gods” (which is an epithet that refers to both Horus and Set specifically in the time after the conflict over kingship was resolved).

#Anyway. Egyptian mythology sitcom when #egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #This is a joke post so I’m ignoring some things for the sake of being funny #I know about Ra and Anat being Set apologists in the New Kingdom okay #But. To nitpick your nitpicks. Those things only show up in very specific eras.#While the Reconciled gods thing is pretty consistent throughout Egyptian history.#So uh. Definitely best friends by default. /j #ava has thoughts #ancient egypt stuff #Heru #sutekh #horus #set

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wool-string · 2 months

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Bite sized for a reason

I’m gonna eat him ong

#the pool #the pool manga #gamon sakurai #bite #he’s too cute #still no translation so I’m missing out on the joke he made with rip #but whatever #I’ll get it eventually #I love the persistence of his sharp teeth #his nose is what’s changing pretty often

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