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accio-victuuri · 2 days

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5/16/24 LRLG post + interpretations ❤️💛💚

so it’s not enough that we’ve been struggling for the past days, they really put meaning to the saying of “when it rains it pours”. at least they let people sleep and then released this in the morning. it is an unusual posting time cause it’s usually evening or even late like 1:00 AM but not this early.

original link from the rumor house is here. i will omit some parts and just explain what happens but i tried to preserve the integrity of the post. all of this is fake. if i missed some cpn related to this, feel free to comment or just reblog and add on. enjoy ^^

XZ: "Do I have to buy the flowers myself? I can't spend hundreds of dollars."

WYB: “You don’t need to buy it and use it at home. The bottle is also pretty.”

XZ: 🙄

WYB: “Your skills are really top-notch now.”

XZ: "Why don't you try to be more yin and yang?"

WYB: "Well done. Well done."

XZ: “Don’t let me go if you don’t have any symptoms”

WYB: "You know if I have a fart or not, I'm so awesome."

XZ: "gun"

WYB: 😘

XZ: "There is also gas in the mouth"

WYB: 🙄

XZ: "Hey, your skills are also top-notch."

WYB: “I can’t compare to you, but practice makes perfect”

XZ: “It’s boring.

WYB: “Come and play”

XZ: "If you don't want to play, you won't come from xx"

👧: "Looking for me, I won't delay the fun of you two"

WYB: "Then shall we leave?"

👧: “I also know that practice makes perfect”

WYB: “Excuse me”

XZ: "Whose number should I use?"

WYB: "I'll log in for you

Yibo really be buying useless stuff again. lol. I can only imagine him scrolling through shopping apps in between takes and ordering everything. Thank you ZZ for being the voice of reason. LOL. and them complementing each other’s skills in gaming, even the log-in, we think is for the game. && how they are trolling each other talking about gas/fart, it’s so them 😂😂😂😂

the part about the kiss emoji makes us think that wyb kissed xz but then xz had to comment like that lol and be a gremlin 😂😂😂

i saw one guess that the bottle/vase he is talking about where you can put flowers may be a souvenir from abroad that wyb gave him

WYB: XZ believes in Buddhism and doesn’t believe in anything.”

XZ: “Watch me assist”

WYB: "You are not playing support role."

XZ: "Okay, I won't go even if you call me daddy."

WYB: “Don’t help, you still have to help”

No but seriously i will pay good money to watch them livestream a game lol. to those who are not familiar of why XZ was saying “call me daddy”, it’s a common quip among people. kinda like saying “im your father” cause i’m helping you and more superior than you— nothing kinky okay?

WYB: “Where did the cat come from?”

WYB: "Can I not hear it when it’s meowing at me? "

WYB: "What to record"

WYB: “So where did the cat come from?”

WYB: “Questioning you on behalf of 🌰🌰”

WYB: “Oh, great shooting”

people are thinking it’s this chonky cat that xz got attached to

and all of us are cackling at how wyb is “asking for 🌰🌰” because his dad is being a traitor and looking at other cats! 😤😤😤 yibo is so loyal to their daughter lol

WYB : super cold, i’ll eat a fried egg for you in awhile

WYB: look closely, i’m going to eat one for you (fried egg = sun that just appeared ☀️)

WYB: i ate it too early, it’s not fully cooked yet

WYB: sure, i’ll wait for you to eat a cooked one

i swear their conversations don’t make sense unless you have some background. cpfs are saying here that it means, wyb gave xz a fried egg ☀️ and then xz ate a cooked egg, the way he did it in that milan vlog

and like, if we are talking about a literal egg, that was featured as well in the Milan vlog 🍳 so could that be a bit for bobo? a literal easter egg? lol.

next part is bobo asking xz why doesn’t it look the same to him and how xz hasn’t responded to the group chat. and how he will call him later 📲

them having a gc is not even a secret but just 🥹🥹 that must be one hell of a group chat to be in.

WYB: “How was the restaurant you ate at last time? Let's go there when Zhan ge comes."

🧔‍♂️: "Their ribs are amazing, but the chops are not as good as they should be. Why don't we order one for you tonight and try it?"

i won’t include this part anymore but it’s a conversation between yibo and members of his staff about food and what to eat. i love how wyb is always thinking about xz when he sees something that is good to eat. feeding xz is really his love language. i’m cackling how they are conscious about the carbs to eat. planning what and where to eat with your loved one seems so simple but really special too. there were talks about fruits, which we know what xz is fond of eating in CQL BTS. ( sorry for the screenshot lol xiao zhan i love youuuu. you have no bad angle! )

there was also a part that wyb was telling them to buy blueberries and the staff is like: "Just tell me what you want to eat and I'll give you whatever you want" but yibo was all "Let's see what he wants to eat" 🥹🥹🥹 it all depends on XZ.

and then this scene in the wedgwood ad. which is most likely a coincidence. but still 👀

WYB: “Look at this big pot”

XZ: Saw it

WYB: "I won't let you try the dishes in advance."

XZ: "If you want to eat, just say so and don't take the blame."

👧: Boss Xiao, we have already eaten it.”

XZ: "Grateful and thankful"

WYB: "Why are you so happy?"

XZ: You guys are going to have another meal in two days.

WYB: ☺️☺️🤭☺️🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

XZ: "Eat quickly and fight again when you get back."

WYB: “🫡Received”

XZ: "Idiot, hang up, bye"

WYB: "Bye"

with this fake rumor i feel so soft cause having a meal together is something they look forward to. i especially loved this comment from a cpf which u think perfectly explain why this romantic: But I especially understand how dad feels. . . When you are in a long-distance relationship, if you already have a date for your next meeting, you will really feel like you don’t want to taste the delicious food you want to eat with you before meeting! Just like "I want to share the surprise of the first bite with you" is the real thing. I only want to taste one-fifth of the taste. I want to wrap this little bit of deliciousness with the anticipation of seeing you soon. I want to see you soon. I have been stuffed to the brim these last few days, so that the day I see you I will explode with happiness!” 🥹🥹🥹

next part is wyb talking to a staff about eating and then this one, yibo! give your assistant a vacation! and well the boss is not taking a vacation too sooooo….

👧: “When can I take a vacation?”

WYB: "Anytime, if you have anything to do, just take a break."

👧: “Want to take a big vacation”

WYB: “It’s early then”

👧: “This year’s Qingming Festival and May Day are all in vain”

WYB: "Have arrangements been made for May Day?"

and the final part of the rumor contribution:

WYB: "Where"

WYB: “Okay, be safe.”

WYB: "I don't have time to ask you to keep the fake house.

WYB: "good"

-END

#bjyx #yizhan #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do #eversince i joined this pit i have never known peace 😌😌😌#is it over yet or are they gonna hammer us again??? 🔨🔨🔨

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thesassywitchofthenortheast · 3 days

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The way I’m so excited for all the “getting back together” fics we’ll get over hiatus.

Cause I’m 99% sure they’re gonna end the season with hope or at least the start of reconciliation

If I’m wrong. I will accept my clown nose with honor thank you very much

#the rookie #chenford

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speaknowworldtour · 2 days

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“once in twenty lifetimes” // “this happens once every few lifetimes”

“and if i’m gonna be drunk, might as well be drunk in love” // “these chemicals hit me like white wine”

“but i come back stronger than a 90s trend” // what if i told you i’m back?… but i’m coming back so strong”

“is it you? or have they come to take me away?” // “i was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me” // “the hospital was a drag”

“i am an architect i’m drawing up the plans” // “i laid the groundwork” // “i circled you on a map” // “and your location you forgot to turn it off and so i watched as you walk”

“but there’s robbers to the east, clowns to the West” // “ditch the clowns, get the crown”

“checkmate, i couldn’t lose” // “baby i’m the one to beat”

“and i knew you’d come back to me” // “cause the sign on your heart says it’s still reserved for me”

“isn’t it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me” // “honestly who are we to fight the alchemy?”

“stitching ‘we were just kids babe’, i said ‘i don’t mind’” // “that child’s play back in school is forgiven under my rule”

“lord save me, my drug is my baby i’ll be using for the rest of my life” // “he joked that it’s heroin but this time with an ‘e’”

“up on the roof with a schoolgirl crush, drinking beer out of plastic cups, say you fancy me not fancy stuff baby all at once this is enough” // “beer sticking to the floor, cheers chanting cause they said ‘there was no chance trying to be the greatest in the league’ where’s the trophy? he just comes running over to me”

#cuties #ttpdminutes #ttpd lyric parallels #ttpd parallels #web weaving #taylor swift

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pencilscratchins · 3 months

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to everyone asking when i’m gonna post art again… hey guys i recently acquired six incredibly large clown paintings so i’m sort of booked at the moment

#no one is asking actually i just want to talk about my recent clown acquisition #6! for $20!!! and they’re really good!#my cat loves them my roommate is bringing in his witch boyfriend to cleanse them #he has told me it’s him or the paintings #and i’m telling him it’s always gonna be the paintings #anyway this account is now my public diary #no art anymore just me posting these things #welcome to my twisted mind #not art #delete later

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magicratfingers · 25 days

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#sometimes u say I’m gonna go to bed early #next thing u know it’s almost 11 and you’re drawing a podium inspector creepy clown meet cute #game changer #dropout tv

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jjoneechan · 2 months

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a silly lil thing to clown on

#artists on tumblr #animatic #anyways #support victims #dream #punz #was a bit silly #Bro really admitted to being cucked #by a faceless drick #IM HOLLERING #I’m gonna miss them #rallied up the community to clown on him 😭😭😭#procreate dreams

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horrorlesbians · 15 days

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my life went downhill the moment I realized as a child that there was no grand adventure waiting for me and I wasn’t the main character of some incredible story. genuinely that is when it all went wrong

#🦌#something something I should probably see a therapist but whatever it’s fine #I rationalized that as ‘I’m not important to the plot’ basically and I think that has defined my whole life #I’m still just a child waiting for my true life to begin and it’s never coming and I’m only getting older and it’s all too late #I’m for sure gonna get my period in like 3 days and then feel like a clown

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stagefoureddiediaz · 2 months

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So thinking about Ryan’s interview and the way he low key implied Marisol isn’t going to be around for too long and how he’s also said Chris has more than 1 girl he’s interested in. There’s so much potential for the he is dating storyline to parallel the Eddie and Buck/ Marisol dynamic.

The idea that maybe one of the girls Chris is interested in is an existing good friend while the other is a new person who maybe doesn’t really fit in with Chris’s friendship group etc. And if Chris then goes for the girl he already knows well it could be a low key hint at the direction of things on the buddie front.

Because by the sounds of both Ryan and Oliver’s interviews they’re really going to double down on the Buckley-Diaz and especially the Buck/Eddie dynamic and that implies that there will be some aspect on playing with the idea that Marisol doesn’t fit into Eddie’s life - playing on the idea that the space and places she might fit are already filled and by Buck.

So everything I’ve read so far seems to point towards the next step towards buddie canon

#I’m fine - I’m just gonna be over here putting on my clown make up 🤡🤡🤡#give me a Chris dating parallel with the Eddie/Buck and Marisol of it VP all #911 spoilers #911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #Christopher diaz #s7 #buddie

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gayandfullofdismay · 2 months

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KDJ: ugh I feel like I’m being electrocuted…

KimCom, electrocuting him: wtf why isn’t this working

#they rly did some of the most insane stuff when he passed out tho #lux reads #orv #like bro the way they just slapped him for 10 mins the other time he passed out #like entire convo was ‘hey dude I don’t think u should slap him anymore times he’s not waking up and he’s looking rly swollen now’#‘shut up just a few more’#and then literally electrocuting him omg #they can’t even call him the insane one #like they all think they’re the one with the brain cell #no!!!#ur all insane!!!!!#kimcom comedy troupe #one of these days I’m gonna make that clown makeup meme with all the ways they react to him passing out

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hitmeupaep · 6 months

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i can’t wait to see the confession meme be used to announce the revival and dean and cas reunion

#like it’s gonna be so fucking surreal to see the meme and than see dean sayin “i saved you”#like omfg i’m already gonna cry thinking about it #ugh i need to stop clowning like it’s gonna be a while before this #let me not have hope lol #supernatural #destiel #misha collins #jensen ackles #castiel #dean winchester #destiel meme

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accio-victuuri · 2 days

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5/15 assorted candies: timestamp, mismatched shoes, sparkly clothes end everything else 🤍🍬

i honestly don’t know what’s going on. these two just happened to be in the same city for approximately 12 hours and after that it’s been sweet all over. 🤦‍♀️ just keep it rolling, we are all here to eat the candies.

let’s start with the shoes. the fairly odd parents themed combination lol. when i saw him wearing that, i thought he was gonna wear the same clothes he did for the MV. cause his shoes will kinda match that but nope. his outfit was totally different, but i guess the sparkly bits are kinda in the same color? anyway, the pink immediately reminded everyone of the pink jacket (p1) and all the cpn that is tied to that. it’s pretty much one of top cpn clowning so i’m just assuming everyone knows ok? but the fact that this pink shoes comes out after we speculate they spent time together??? i’m —- who gave you that???

yibo often wears this brand (christian louboutin) and there’s another different cpn linked to that, but this one is so loud. it appears that these might be gifts from xz. he knows bobo likes green but he has to throw in the pink because he is disgustingly in love like that and it’s actually yibo’s color. fans are clowning that he can’t really do red and green, cause it might anger some people, so pink is the best bet. and they have history with that color so it’s better. plus when he was racing in zhuhai, photos of him riding the pink car ( evisu racing owner’s car ) was spreading. so maybe zz was like, oh, let me get the pink one. 💕 coincidence too that shoes cost 995 USD. 95!

THE COLOR OF LOVE IS PINK 🗣️🗣️🗣️ yibo said it himself so it must be true. and this is a guy who was wearing black/grey kinda monochrome shoes lately and now this????

also, the sparkly sparkly and soft denim combo takes us back to something that xz wore before. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

the chongya pose too! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ EDIT: adding this bit, yibo official posted live photos of the performance on 22:50 which is 10:50 10/5???? and the first photo from that bunch is the chongya pose. 😌😌😌

let’s not forget how his jacket is from the dsquared2, which has it’s own sort of controversial cpn 😂

all these elements coming up today is 😭😭😭 and remember how xz posted his selfie at 15:15 it’s like he is showing his excitement and support for bobo’s performance this 5/15.

bless beijing!!!! i hope they get to spend more time together please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

-END

#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM STRUGGLING THESE TWO ARE JUST 🤯🤯🤯 THESE PAST FEW DAYS #yizhan #bjyx #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do

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ngeibheann · 6 months

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a study of the worlds scraggliest senior cat this side of the mississippi

#my art #true detective #rust cohle #‘i’m gonna bite the bullet and paint a portrait where someones face is visible’#words uttered by a clown who thought this was just going to be a little exercise

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halfblood-princes-crown · 1 year

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I think half of the reason that Snape is so popular is that he's a canon redeemed villain...the other half is that he's allowed to be bitter and petty against the people who hurt him.

I agree.

I think (maybe it’s just my personal experience, idk) Snape gave us what we couldn’t get in real life. Snaters are prime examples of people who tell victims of abuse to

• “get over it”

• Because “it wasn’t that bad”

• “But you did *this* so in my eyes they did a Justice”

• And “what exactly did you do before that happened? That’s why it happened to you”

• And let’s not forget that “being angry and impacted long term by the actions of others (AND their lack of consequences) isn’t called trauma, it’s called “holding grudges” and that’s childish”

For us, it was a damn statement that he held on to that shit. It was relatable that it affected him well into his adulthood and that he didn’t tolerate anyone telling him to do and feel otherwise. The books, whether Snaters want to admit it or not, laid it out: he was valid for hating them.

Even Harry saw the bullshit after he witnessed swm

And, like we see with Snape, trauma is villainous apparently. Because how dare what we went through negatively shape our thoughts, feelings, and perspectives? How dare our trauma force us to put up a wall around ourselves and become cold and unlikable as protection? How dare we do stupid things in hopes we’d be accepted SOMEWHERE because god knows the rest of society doesn’t give a shit…How dare us?

And how dare Snape show us that traumatized ppl don’t have to be lifeless husks but brave mfs who will die to save the rest of the ppl who were too busy judging others to do it themselves. Let’s be honest, most ppl who hate on Snape wouldn’t have half the balls to do what he did…

Snape was a voice. That’s why I think he’s popular. Some ppl don’t like the voices of victims…that’s why he’s so hated.

#damn I got passionate #thank you for coming to this ted talk #severus snape #pro severus snape #pro snape #snape community #hp fandom #anti snaters #oh and to the idiots that think the tag before this is incorrect #snater means Snape hater #I’m gonna clown you if you tell me my post is tagged wrong

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vryarts · 5 months

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