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No one is talking about Taliesen saying that Orym is the reason Ashton joined the Belle’s Hells!!!! No it was not for some super cute reason, (which wouldn’t have made sense for Ashton anyway), but it makes so much sense for how they interact and the Attention Ashton pays him. I’m obsessed. I’m feral. I’m once more in love with the characterization and attention to detail that Taliesen and Liam put into their characters.
#when I say I ran outside into the snow without shoes on when this happened#I’m not fucking kidding#i have a problem#and it’s entirely ashrym’s fault#orym of the air ashari#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#four sided dive#ashton greymoore#ashrym
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before tonights show starts may i please reiterate how we are currently in the greatest mcr era. id elaborate but i dont even think thats necessary to be honest. ill summarize by saying: have you ever felt so in love w this band until june of this summer? have you ever been more excited, more happy, more emotional over this band than in the last few months? more specifically since foundations dropped? the answer is no. we are in the greatest mcr era.
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Someone pls muzzle and gag me. I keep embarrassing myself.
#luce talks ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚#I’m not fucking kidding#sew my lips shut and chop off my fingers#it’s getting ridiculous#kinky kitty#text post
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If he breaks up fexi I’m not watching and that’s on Kittys blue suit.
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Oh god this website is changing me. HAUUUUGGGHHHH IM BECOMING UNHEALTHY ABOUT MEDIA AND CHARACTERS AGAIN FUUUUUCK WHY CANT A SKUNKBOY PROPOSE TO ME AND SHINE MY SHOES WHILE MY OTHER DARLING HUSBAND CRITIQUES MY INTERIOR DESIGN AND MY OTHER HUSBAND ASKS FOR 525 GOLD BARS NOT TO DIVORCE ME….
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Ok I’m normal again
What was that
#I’m not fucking kidding#this website makes me sick in the head#people draw my furry crushes too cute on here#im obsessed#help#kicks#digby#polar patroller
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Holy shit guys.
I had to take my sister on a hay ride yesterday and I was salty enough to help her fuck with the guy keeping the kids entertained with a quiz but that’s not the point I was sitting next to some thirteen year old kid and one of the quiz questions was about this certain breed of draft horse (Percheron) they were using and having the kids guess where the breed originated from because everyone here are horse nerds. So all these kids are guessing all the different countries that they can think of and the guy goes:
“No, you’re close though! The Percheron is a French breed!”
And that kid next me goes, “So they’re from Italy?”
#I’m not fucking kidding#i had to look at him and be like#no they’re from fucking France#sans the cussing#because this was a church activity#pondhead rambles#i still didn’t want to be there
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Y’all guess who can literally beat my 6’5 200lb cis male friend arm wrestling.
#I’m not fucking kidding#he said I didn’t look strong#i said I’m stronger than I look#he said ‘try me’#I beat him twice#sfahajkelslalakbsbehs#I’m like a 5’7 130lb twink
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going to a museum tomorrow but because of all the vandalism that’s been happening lately security measures are so strict you’re not allowed to even wear a coat or bring a wallet into the museum with you
#i’m not fucking kidding#they said anyone with medical need for a bag would be given a clear one by security upon entry#… I get safety but if security is the one giving me my bag why does everyone need to see what's in it? Security (who matters) has already#okayed it obviously if I am using one of their bags? Huh?#idk I understand but also I don't and it sucks#very conflicting emotions about this despite it literally being nbd#shut the fuck up ghost
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The one and only time I ever tested the “I like your shoelaces” move resulted in them literally showing me a DashCon pass they kept in their wallet and it felt like time stopped
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Does MMM have any fav artists?
Yeah, and they all look like this
(as a bonus I’d also like to point out 3 important words I found out are in this band’s name)
(vaginal liquid explosions)
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Anyway she likes a ton of bands. Music is her life… it’s her oxygen, her water, her food, her medicine
(Link) Ask me anything
#that first band’s name is#xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx#I’m not fucking kidding#ask#vampchat#my ocs#milly
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#archive of our own#ao3 stuff#ao3 quotes#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#ao3 tags#this isn’t a fix-it fic#this is the opposite of a fix-it#this is a break-it#i make it so much worse#bro star kid is so fucking good#I watched npmd and now I’m rewatching the whole hatchet field universe#and I forgot how fucking good they are
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Tristamp memes to cope with whatever the fuck EP11 was
#trigun the stampede#trigun wolfwood#trigun fanart#trigun#vash the stampede#vash x wolfwood#wolfwood fanart#wolfwood#million knives#vashwood fanart#vashwood#what the actual fuck was Ep11#I’m not kidding it fucked me up so badly#give vash a donut he deserves it
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my headache has a headache
#I’m not fucking kidding#I have 2 different headaches#I’m going to sleep good fucking night#kas says
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Zukka for the win my guys
#it’s that one scene in the middle of the night in the tea shop in We will last the night by CSHfic#guys Zukka has a chOKEhold on me like#a DEATH GRIP#im not kidding I’m fucking dying out here man#they produce the most egregious amount of serotonin in my brain#like it’s not even fair#like i love them so much you don’t understand#rec me fanfics PLEASE#fanart#Zukka#zuko#sokka#atla#atla fanart#avatar the last airbender#atla zuko#atla sokka
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things in DC canon i’ll literally never get over
1. dick finds out batman replaced him as robin (without asking him) from the NEWSPAPER and simultaneously finds out bruce adopted a new kid without telling him (to make things worse: bruce didn’t even adopt dick)
2. dick finds out jason died from the newspaper (AGAIN? REALLY BRUCE?) and bruce had the fucking funeral WITHOUT HIM while he was still in space
#i’m only like 80% sure these are fully canon btw#correct me if i'm wrong#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#robin!jason#batman#batman comics#nightwing#batman and robin#ok yes ik there’s a reason bruce didn’t adopt dick#aka he didn’t want to replace dick’s father#but imagine being a teenager and your foster dad adopts a kid without even telling you#and then giving him YOUR name without asking#like no one would feel great about that#i will never forgive bruce for not telling dick jason died / having the funeral without him#though i do love some yummy angst#where hood!jason yells at dick for not even being at the funeral#and dicks like ‘i was still in fucking space!’#like yes bruce was grieving but BRO thats ur other son come on
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