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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 1 year

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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—

He just shows up as Danny Fenton.

“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.

“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”

“Don’t worry about it”

They worry about it

#danny phantom #john constantine #dp x dc #dc x dp #demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost #not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses #this maybe changes some of Constantines powers?#like I don’t know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it?#so like maybe now it’s fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such?#not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN?#Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right #and then does not elaborate further #he’s selling that he’s just a normal kid VERY HARD #they’d almost believe him if they didn’t know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS #bonus content of Batman #you can choose what he’s doing but I think it’d be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool I’m super allergic to..#… this one specific flower haha #not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe #one reason I love OP Danny in DC universe—if Danny’s native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeated…#…if not outright killed #the ENTIRE LEAGUE #ITS GREAT #1k #2k #3k #hnnnnnnnn #4K #5k #?!??!!!

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clownsuu · 10 months

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Yknow- iv been asked a lot for a while if it’s possible to leave Wally’s mob family-

there’s only one way to truly leave smhh

cw death

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#FINALLY IV BEEN WANTING TO SHOW THIS FOR A WHILE BUT ART BLOCK GA. H #Biggest issue I had was who to pick smhhhhhhh #But yeah anyway you die permanently when your taken eye is destroyed #The eye is a contract bound to Wally- as long as that eye is fine your body can be resurrected at any time #However once that contract is broken there is no point in your existence anymore smhh #Nobody will remember you- besides the ones who truly connected to ya #Then you will just be a figment of a dream to them #Welcome home #welcome home mob au #welcome home wally #Wally darling #Robbie robs #This made my left hand cramp up #But I’m right handed-???

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apollos-boyfriend · 3 months

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it’s not an awards show if austin doesn’t make out with a straight man

#icarus speaks #icarus liveblogs #i’m 90% convinced it’s in his contract

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cosmosully · 2 years

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up to no good…..

#just a messy little animation i made for fun i’m no animator #greens #buttercup #butch #ppg #rrb #sbj mth #made this with the part of mth when theyre ‘contracted’ to prank farmsville high in mind #art tag #powerpuff girls #1k

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unholy-screeching9 · 1 month

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The last resort 🫠…

Anything to please his boss yk

#cuphead #cuphead dont deal with the devil #the cuphead show #cuphead game #cddwtd #king dice #king dice cuphead #cuphead king dice #king dice fanart #cuphead fanart #fanart #my art #those eyes are hypnotizing and we all know it #trust me I’m actually the contract so I would know #teehee

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poppy5991 · 2 months

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Twice: Why do you want to join the LOV, anyway? Isn’t it great being a hero?

Hawks: If I died and went to hell right now…

Hawks: It would take me at least a week to notice that I wasn’t just at work.

Twice: Ok, wow.

#hawks: they blew up the HC and I’m not mad about it tbh #still gonna stab you tho #he doesn’t want to be a villain but he would like a vacation lol #they made him sign a Scientology style 500 year contract for labor #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #mha incorrect quotes #hawks #mha twice

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houseswife · 4 months

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#tumblr won’t let me format the images properly ARRRGH #but anyway I’m obsessed with how deeply their lack of social contract runs #they can just spit venom at each other and then carry on like it never happened #no bad blood no hard feelings #same with when wilson casually told him ‘of course you’re type AB. you take from everybody’#like damn that’s a crazy thing to say to ur bff #but not for these hoes #toxic yaoi at its finest #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson #hatecrimes md

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merakiui · 4 months

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there are no words to express how crazy i am going right now……..

#meraki mumbles #PLEASE AZUL JUST ONE CHANCE OTL OTL OTL #HE LOOKS SO GOOD I LOVE HIM #HIS SMIRK. WAAAAAAA \(//∇//)\ cool tako…#folded hands……….. and one leg folded over the other #it’s no use i’m signing a contract orz i accept the dangerous consequences

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slythereen · 7 months

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lestappen playing padel publicly… rbr and christian posting lestappen content… openly supporting their friendship all of a sudden… do you think christian horner sent max on an extraction mission

#christian was like contract offers are not enough we need to lure him with vibes and fun hehes #do you think Christian has max texting Charles shit like tough luck mate 😔 if only you had a team that supported you 😔#you can’t convince me that there isn’t a second (or third???) campaign push to poach Charles going on rn #like if there isn’t one after that race idk what rbr is doing #get him while he’s weak Christian!!!!! send the bestie you’re gift wrapping for him to get the job done!!#rbr charles #the agenda is here it’s present I’m living and dying by it #Ik some of y’all think rbr would be horrible to him but frankly I don’t think they’re that stupid tactically #their pr game is better than most at the very least they wouldn’t want the horrendous optics #and lbr the narrative of stealing Ferraris golden boy and treating him better goes crazy #that’s the sort of ego rush diabolical marketing rbr thrives on #i mean. look at daniel #charles leclerc #f1 #lestappen #red bull racing #*delphi

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cloud-based-and-rainpilled · 8 months

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Michael Sheen playing Aziraphale as cockhungry as possible VS the Good Omens fandom and Neil Gaiman and the Lord himself screaming for Aziraphale to be asexual

#aziraphale is asexual? oh. fucking watch me #u know aziraphale wouldn’t be this gay had it not been for him #‘cause he ships it for. 30 years #and is also physically incapable of not constantly shooting fuck me eyes at david tennant #my man put a kiss scene in his contract sksksksksk #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #david tennant #i’m sorry ace enjoyers but he made his choice. interpretation and all that but. he chose gay and will fight to the death for it #the same man who has a haha just kidding unless blood oath with david tennant to work with each other #also he/him/his for the Lord because i think it sounds funnier #i think Himself should be capitalized but idc #also obvs it’s not the whole fandom who wants him asexual (i don’t lmao)#he really said ‘i fell in love with dr. who for the bit’

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ahhrenata · 7 months

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little late night warm up sketches

#im almost done with my third playthrough lol #its still just as good as the first time #and im still trying to get Leon’s face down 😓#i want to make some stickers of them to put on my case #adding it to the list of things to do when I’m done with this work contract #serennedy #luis serra #leon kennedy #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #misc fanart #resident evil fanart

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hisbutler-problematic · 1 year

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what i really love about black butler is they said what if there was one little boy and for some unknown reason absolutely unhinged occult stuff ALWAYS happened around him

they try to play it off by being like “oh he’s a phantomhive, they deal w all kinds of stuff” but then they make it very clear that this little boy is the only one who has to deal with shit like demons and shinigami and werewolves and zombies, etc

like no one is super surprised when he’s like “oh just another day dismantling the zombie factory” but there’s also a distinct “wtf do you mean zombie factory” air to it

queen: there’s witches and werewolves in germany that you have to deal with ciel: why the fuck do i have to go to germany (his only problem w that sentence)

and then the little boy has the audacity to be like “tbh don’t really believe this witch and werewolf thing :/“ to his DEMON butler

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #our ciel #im obsessed w this little dude ngl #remember that time he said ‘i’m not interested in the occult’ right in front of his demon butler with whom he holds a demon contract #hes so fucking funny #the overall attitude towards his everyday is hilarious honestly #imagine rolling up to buckingham palace and being like. hello your majesty it turns out the problem was zombies #completely straight faced #and then the queen just goes ‘oh zombies? alright’#and it’s not just ciel it’s not just the queen #lizzie heard ‘corpses’ and freaked out but got over that FINE.#there are bigger problems to deal with than moving corpses. how will i stay CUTE through all this!!#shes right tho #also shout out to her family for hearing ‘you need to go for their heads’ and questioning nothing and just being like ‘cool tnx 4 the info’#like. what the fuck were the phantomhives involved in BEFORE ciel ever brought a demon into all this #sky posting

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mrslatifi · 8 months

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idk much about how f1 works but this is how I understood the logan situation

#can someone tell me if I’m close #I mean this is what it seems like to me #this isn’t hate don’t come for me #rahhhhh america #I’m a logan fan on the dl #and by on the dl I mean not at all #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #f1 memes #williams racing #ls2 #logan sargeant #james vowles #the vowles verdict #f1 contract #god bless that second Williams seat #he does seem like a polite cat to me #williams f1

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rickybaby · 3 months

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Daniel on Ted’s Notebook | Testing Day 3 | pt.2

“[Lando] is normally pretty honest. So if he’s feeling a little down, maybe they expected to be a little quicker […] but for now, we’re hopefully a Q3 or top 10 car but to be much more than that, I think that’s probably getting too excited 😁😁😁”

#sorry to the dando or landan girlies you guys may need to block me #but the way this guy in 2022 was still recovering from Covid was fighting that orange bag of dicks car #all while his boss was busy talking about an exit clause in his contract in the press #and yet he still showed up being positive about the car while the other was being petulant to everybody who dared to ask him about the car #anyway the more I watch the different interviews of him talking about how they’re not at where people keep hyping them to be #with the biggest sneakiest smile every single time #the more I’m convinced he’s been asked to shut up and he’s acting like a kid who can’t lie to save his life #which truly makes you realise why Zak brown is shaking and convulsing so much #daniel ricciardo #testing 2024

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lunarrolls · 9 months

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i am only a little emotional about the fact that ashton’s new art is so much more vibrant and visibly more muscular and bigger than his level three art. i’m. i promise i’m only a little emotional. it’s just. they were never scrawny by any means, they were always very strong, but this art looks so much more solid, and everything about them is brighter, and the marbling on their face is so much more apparent, and we know their natural eye color now, and it matches their skin… i’m FINE it’s FINE

#cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #they’re free of hexum’s contract…#they have steady means of coin and food #enough to help them gain weight and muscle…#they look so much more genuine and comfortable between the pose and the new colors #i’m so fuckingjdkg. am i allowed to be proud of someone who doesn’t exist #god. FUCKIN HELL

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thescrumptiousstuffs · 8 months

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