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luffyvace · 4 months

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Luffy x reader x Zoro

yup ur relationship is basically this gif right here 😋

anyway uh y’all really like the sanji x reader x zoro so now i’m doing a version with luffy

the zoro simps are all over my acc?? 😭😭 anything zoro y’all on it. i don’t blame y’all tho ☝️i actually very appreciate all of you :)

contains (big) spoilers at the end for wano, (manga readers are fine)

your relationship is pure chaos

if you don’t mind the chaos all is well

you can try to take luffy out on a date but it won’t end well

either all YOUR money is blown off on food

yes YOURS because luffy ran out of the diner

or you guys end up fighting some other pirates or marines

you can’t keep him still for a minute

zoro gets the concept more but..

NO HE DONT

anyway

will hardly try to be romantic unless you display that it upsets you

”you said you wanted to eat out, so we’re eating”

assumes you were just hungry so he doesn’t treat it much like a date

dont let him lead the dates

YOU plan it out

he’s for sure getting you lost if you don’t

you’ll probably end up fighting some guys too

if you go on a date with them together

expect nothing less then them either arguing, getting into a fight with someone, not paying and definitely not acting like this is a date

outside of chaotic dates tho

you get chaotic energy and adventures from luffy

luffy sees something cool

drags you along with him

zoro follows saying you two’ll get lost

and you all end up into trouble <3

nami scolds you three

she tells you, you were supposed watch over these meatheads

not JOIN THEM

💥💥💥 😓😓😅 😡

you know the context.

you’ll get all the physical affection in the world from luffy

even if you don’t want it- mwah! shishishishi!

with zoro it’s pretty much the opposite 😎

LOL

yeah if your affectionate person you have luffy

if not use zoro as a kiss shield

Luffy forces you to play with him because your like, his favorite person

Zoro forces you to train with him because your like, his favorite person

unless your highly expressive about your opinion like nami, robin or sanji

you WILL do such tasks with them 🤪

Luffy asks “are ya hungry” in front of sanji to get food out of him

especially if your a female

if not your probably not as annoying with food as Luffy is so sanji won’t mind fixing you a quick snack if it’s not close to dinner

Zoro tells you about Kuina

Luffy tells you about Shanks, Ace n Sabo

you probably tell them your past as well

Luffy praises and celebrates with you anytime your bounty goes up

Luffy probably doesn’t ask if you want a bath he just hops in when you do

makes a game and mess out of it

calls it a bath party

you have to force zoro to take a shower

even more so after he trains

which is like all the time

its not that he doesn’t want to he just doesn’t think he needs to

‘im not musty enough’

‘i dont smell bad yet’

DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN ORDER TO CLEAN YOUR BEHIND???

if you don’t nip it in the bud quick fast it becomes a problem

they both protect you with your life

at this point you could punch a god and get away with it ain’t nobody gonna lay a hand on you

you got the protection of the straw hat pirate’s captain and first mate on you

if you don’t feel safe i don’t know what’ll make you

(Wano arc) Spoilers‼️:

don’t look unless your caught up with the anime

god forbid somebody hurt you

and i’m talking SUN god. Nika ☀︎

spoiler over :)

A/N:

hopefully you enjoyed!! some more topics from my list will be coming out

as well as some i randomly thought of. LOL

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thedivineflowers · 5 months

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hi!!! Love you works they’re so silly and good😜but sad😔 anyway I hope you’re doing well! I wanted to ask for when the boys (idk how many you’ll take but I think if you need a limited amount go with the first years😭) but yea when the boys say something plain ass bitchy and mean to middleschool!reader, like how were magic-less useless kid (looking at you Ace😡) saying some shit about our family or babying us too much till it become insufferable or smth and then when we get rightfully upset and cry or get upset (leaning on crying for more drama, angst and guilt😘) they realize how bad they fucked up and apologize, I feel like we would be a little stubborn about the apology depended on who it is to😭 but yea my goofy ahh request take your time and you can switch up the characters it’s your writing I don’t care! Love you works<333

YEHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS IDEA SM AND I LIKE DONT REALLY HAVE A LIMIT UNLESS I COULDNT REALLY THINK OF SOMETHING SO EYEYEYEY

OKAY IMA ETART IM SOMEZCIYED

I ONLY DID THE FIRST YEARS BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME AND I DIDNT WANT TO KEEP YOU WAITING SO HERE 😆

Ace: he’d always tease you. And during the first few weeks when he was warming up to you he’d diss you by saying that you were nothing without magic. He even referred to you as the useless and magicless kid for some time. Even after months he still referred to you as that and one day you just bursted. “Why can’t you shut up about me being magicless?! I know I’m at a disadvantage but I’m tired of it! The jokes dead now why can’t you get it!? If I could I’d just make a portal by myself to go back to my world so I don’t have to listen to you all damn day but guess what?! Im just some useless and magicless kid!!” You shouted at tears ran down your face. You stormed away and he tried running after you but you quickly maneuvered away from him. Because of his pride he didn’t apologize for days and stayed quiet when around you. One day after he was given a reality check by Deuce he apologized because guilt was really eating away at him. You still avoided him for a bit just to make sure but your friendship came back together.

Deuce: he kinda has a temper (to me he does) and he’ll let it out sometimes making him call you shit like Ace. But because he is trying to be a good student (and a good friend) he’d be very quiet if he’d call you things but you always manage to him whisper it to himself. One day you two were alone in the classroom doing detention because you two got into a fight when a guy mocked you. “Hey, Deuce.” You called him with an empty tone. “Do you really wish that I had magic. That I had someone to look after me so you didn’t have to stick around me all the time?” You asked as you eyes were glued to the table in front of you. Barely managing to answer the first question on your math homework. “I see how you look at me when I mess something up because I lack magic. I just wanna know.” You said as there was a pressure on your throat. Like you wanted to throw up and let out a yell at the same time. His answer only made the pressure worse as your breathing became short. Did he really think that it’d been better if the magic mirror didn’t pick you? That you’d only stay as the schools janitor? You quickly walked out leaving everything behind to go to the teachers bathroom that you had access to. Everyone thought the same thing about you so why were you throwing up in the sink and crying your eyes out? Because you thought of him as different? No. Deuce came to your dorm later that evening with your completed math homework and backpack. He sighed before apologizing about what he said earlier and the things he’s called you. After some talking your friendship was alright but with rockiness

Jack: At first because you were obviously magicless he’d be very overbearing to you when it comes to things like flying your broom three feet off the ground. He’d chastise you when you used simple spells by waking you up the morning and running with him. He’s trying to protect you but it seems that he underestimates what you know you can and can’t do. You’d get frustrated and try to express that you didn’t need to be babied but the words would just stay stuck in your throat because you knew that he was just trying to look after you. “I can do this Jack! You need to stop worrying about me with small things like having the damn ladle stir itself in the pot! I’m not gonna get hurt with it and I know you’re looking after me but you’re making me uneasy like I could die from just touching a book about small spells! You’ve seen me fly a broom around and be perfectly fine in Mr. Crewels class so what is it that makes you think that I need you breathing down my neck all the time?! Is it because I’m magicless and from another world? Is it because I’m still a kid?” You bubbles over and spewed at him one day while you were making yourself dinner. Jack stood there as he awkwardly looked to the side trying to find an excuse. “I-“ “Im not as fragile as you think. If I was I would’ve been dead.” He’d been contemplating how much magic you could handle and he knows you know that he’s watching over you but he doesn’t know that it was getting overwhelming for you. He avoided you for a bit before apologizing and admitting that he had protected you because he feared you were weak because you were still a kid. You nodded in understanding and forgave him.

Epel: he had a small ego boost because he heard that you were magicless and a child who still knew nothing. He’d also heard Vil chatting away about you and saying mean things even when you were around. So he thought that you wouldn’t mind if he did too. You tried getting along with him at one point but he just pushed you away. “Is there something wrong with me that makes you stay away from me? I know that Im nothing like you but I’m trying to make an effort to get along with you!” You cornered him one day in the hall with small tears about to well over. He had almost nothing to say but a small peep “Does me being magicless and from another world disgust you? If it does then just say it already so I can leave you the hell alone and stop wasting my time trying to make an effort!” You demanded “I- no, not at all! I just…” He cleared his throat away of his country accent. “I thought that a kid like you couldn’t go through so many things and not have anything to hold onto yourself, ‘thought it was silly and that everyone and you were bluffin’ so I pushed you away because I thought you were way over yourself before I even got the chance to talk you properly…” he trailed off as you wiped your eyes and looked at him in understanding. Over time you both tried holding conversations to get to know each other and get warmed up so the same mistake doesn’t happen again. (It is hot in my damn room help 😭)

(The ones from diasomnia don’t really know you here)

Sebek 😈: He’d always talk about it was ‘impossible for a child with nothing to their name’ to even do anything in a world where they didn’t belong when he wasn’t stuffing his mouth with praises for Malleus. How ‘Their parents clearly made a mistake in raising them’ because you couldn’t cast a spell in class without needing help or looking at the instructions again. He’d even insult you in front of Malleus when you do someone like walk past their table “That child has no grace when they walk! Even in the presence of my lord himself! Utterly disgusting!” He’d say and the other three wouldn’t really respond because they hardly know you. One day Mr. Crewel had you two paired in a project so you two went to a secluded place to start (I mean he walked away while you followed after him.). “For the hundredth time that species will poison you! Can’t you understand?! Sevens I don’t know how you’re alive when you can’t even memorize stuff like this.” He muttered as he pinched the space between his eyes. You then slammed your fists in the table with tears of Frustration boiling up. “Can’t you understand that I can’t get a grasp of things here?! I’m only (age) and I’m in the (grade) grade! No sebek I cant understand anything because I’m not from here! I’m not supposed to be here making spells or talking to you because I’m supposed to be in a world where I get shut out like you have done to me because of shit like this! I don’t have an identity but only my face as proof of my existence! I don’t care about this project anymore you can blame me all you want I’m leaving.” You concluded before shoving papers in your bag and hastily walking away before he could even speak. After he had complained of what you said to him to Lilia he suggested that he look at it from your view and apologize. So he did. Which earned him nothing more than a smack on the face and a door to his nose. It’s up to you if you forgive him.

#thedivineflowers #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #middle school mc #deuce spade x reader #jack howl x reader #epel felmier x reader #sebek vigzolt x Reader #ace trapolla x reader #middle schooler mc #twst x child reader #twisted wonderland x child reader

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buggyandthebartoclub · 6 months

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Sick headcannons bc I’m still sick and gonna make it these fuckers problem 😡

Characters When THEYRE Sick (which characters? Dunno random ones I’m so sorry- no consistency in this post)

Who’s a whiny little bitch about being sick

Buggy, Shanks, Ace, Shachi, Luffy, Usopp, Kidd, Brook (can be even get sick?), Barto, (me)

Who’s taking it like a champ

Zoro, Nami, Law, Robin, Jinbe, Smoker, Koby

Who can take it like a champ but is going to whine a little for the extra affection from you anyway

Franky, Sanji, Penguin, Corazon, Sabo

Who’s begging for kisses while sick knowing damn well you’ll get sick too if you kiss them

Ace, Shanks, Shachi, Usopp, Penguin, Sabo

Who’s asking if their medicine can be given in beer

Zoro, Ace, Shanks, Barto, Kidd, Smoker (smoker you know better!!)

Who is being responsible and preventing YOU from kissing them so you don’t get sick

Sanji, Law, Robin, Jinbe, Nami, Corazon, Smoker, Koby

Characters when YOURE sick

Who’s trying to give you medicine in beer

Ace, Shanks, Zoro, Barto, Kidd (again you guys NO!! Chopper and Law said water ONLY!!)

Who’s giving you the mother hen, doting lover treatment

Sanji, Law (pretends he’s not, definitely is), Corazon, Usopp, Ace, Jinbe, Penguin, Koby

Who sure fuckin tries to do that and ends up making everything worse and getting scolded for it

Shanks, Buggy, Zoro, Barto, Shachi, Brook, Kidd, Luffy

Who takes care of you but is normal about it/manages to cheer you up easily

Nami, Franky, Robin, Benn, Killer, Sabo

Who is stressed out/thinking you’re dying the whole time

Ace, Shanks, Luffy, Barto, Shachi, Penguin, Buggy, Usopp, Koby

Who knows you’ll be fine and gives you a some shit for being sick and/or for being a whiny bitch about it

Kidd, Law (the duality of a man ik), Benn, Nami, Smoker, Zoro

Knows you’ll be fine and won’t show they’re stressed about you being sick, but they’re still lingering around being obviously anxious and checking on you till you’re better

Smoker, Law, Corazon, Franky, Jinbe, Sanji, Benn, Sabo

#one piece x reader #sick headcannons #sick hc #one piece headcanons #unhinged writing #idk I am doing this at 1am bc I’m mad I’m still sick #anyway #open to rb and add on if you want to #or give a differing opinion #they’re your blorbos not mine #that’s a lie some of them are mine #we can share it’s fine

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skyward-floored · 11 months

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While I was half asleep I had Incredibles AU thoughts.

Can Twilight and Legend use their toes like fingers from how much fine motor control they likely learned from having part time paws?

Does Sun give Sky's feathers a dirt bath, or oil coating to keep them healthy?

Does Twilight have any Chockers/collars that he wears as Wolfie so people don't get suspicious

Is Wind the back up AC when it inevitably breaks at some point?

Does Wars wear one of those hydration backpacks as part of his hero costume to keep up with his powers?

(feel free not to answer any of these I just woke up with a head full of thoughts)

I would’ve answered this sooner but my internet is having a bad day and keeps going out 😡

Anyways! I’m always happy to talk Incredibles au :D

1) I’m going to say no, because while their animal forms do effect their hylian selves to an extent, they’re still pretty different. If either of their animals forms was a monkey, it might be a different story, but nope, they can’t use their toes like fingers. They probably have much better flexibility and control of their toes than the average person though!

2) For sure! When Sky doesn’t have his wings out, they don’t need as much maintenance and things, but if he keeps them out more they require some upkeep. Sky has some oil he keeps on hand for just such occasions, and Sun definitely does it for him when she can. Sky usually falls asleep while she preens them XD it relaxes him a lot.

3) they have one emergency collar on hand if Twilight has to be a wolf in public, but he hates the feel of it, and it’s rare it’s necessary.

4) him and Warriors when he’s around, yep XD The only problem is that using powers for a long time is pretty exhausting (especially for Wind since he’s pretty young still) but he always does what he can on the occasion that the AC inevitably dies.

5) I don’t think he would, since it takes a lot of use of his powers to get himself severely dehydrated (and due to the nature of his powers, he generally keeps up with staying hydrated). He does try to keep water on hand with him if he can, but that’s not always an option. (He also wouldn’t like the way the backpack looks I bet XD)

#answers from the floor #lovely nancyheart11 #incredibles au

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chagrin-roses · 1 year

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I’m tired of antis misinterpreting media especially fucking BANANA FISH

Banana Fish Spoilers under the cut, please read at ur own risk (also mentions of SA and rape)

I came across this, and at first, I understood the annoyance, but then I look at everything else and then realized how terribly they misinterpreted Ash’s character.

I wanna preface this by saying: You are absolutely allowed to have headcanons, and you are 100% valid for controlling your online experience. You are allowed to have discomforts. I’m not shitting on anyone who doesn’t like seeing Ash depicted in any sort of sexual act or situation, regardless of the context/who he is depicted with. But your own discomforts/opinions about a FICTIONAL piece of media aren’t definitive rules/must-beliefs in regard to fandom especially. We all enjoy media differently

But that’s all, what should be, common sense. But I wanna talk about how these people could not only misinterpret Ash Lynx’s character, but the story as well.

First of all: Ash is NOT Gay, he is canonically bisexual, as stated by the creator (but also shown in the manga/anime). It is also worth noting that the people in the comments were stating that Ash is asexual(I’ll go into why this is wrong in this context, but headcanoning him as acespec isn’t the problem here)

As you can see, Ash canonically identifies as bisexual, and this image also implies, that Ash has/would engage in consensual sexual intercourse.

Some other things I wanna clarify:

- Ace ≠ SA Victim (and vice versa)

- Ace ≠ No sex/sexual attraction whatsoever

- SA Victim ≠ Inability to have healthy sexual relationships

Not only do the above screenshots show that people have a terrible concept of Asexuality as a whole, but also how trauma, and SA can impact a person. Everyone’s experiences with anything varies.

Asexuality is a spectrum. Sometimes being a SA victim and being Ace have no correlations between eachother, sometimes they do.

I also wanna note how hypocritical these antis are for using the cop out excuse of “(character) is ace!” to not depict a character a certain way, yet tell people who like certain themes in a FICTIONAL context (problematic ships, media, etc) who identify as ace are just saying that to hide the fact they are a pedophile or something.

Me and many others who identify as ace and happen to be proship/anti harassment/etc have been told we aren’t actually ace and are actually just creeps. Yet, antis jump on the (in this case not canonically stated whatsoever) “Ash is ace so you can’t sexualize him/depict him in (xyz) way!” as a excuse to push not only their purity culture agenda, but once again, this is a prime example of how people force their opinions to police everyone else and treat it like they’re laws.

Also, another excuse of “Ash is a minor! 😡” was used here which, once again, it’s fiction and two, Ash literally turns 18 during the events of the story, so if you are so worried about the safety of a character that isn’t real, it’s a dumb and ignorant excuse anyways .

I also think the general misinterpretation of not only Banana Fish as a whole, but more specifically Ash, is so incredibly present here.

Regardless of how you decide to interpret/headcanon Ash, doesn’t mean you have to force that on someone else. Fandom, and fiction, should be something enjoyable, not stressful.

And one more thing, if you can't deal with talk about certain subject matter that is depicted in the form of media itself, then maybe you shouldn't be consuming it in the first place :/

Grow up, curate your own online experience, and don't ruin something for someone else just because you're a whiny bitch who doesn't know what the block button is.

#proship #proshipping #antiship #banana fish spoilers #banana fish #ash lynx #asexuality #sa mention #proship safe #anti anti #anti fanpol #pro fiction #comship #profic #discourse #fandom discourse #aslan jade callenreese #sexuality

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evansencezz · 2 years

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PLAIN JANE—MODERN AU—♪♪♪

⌨︎︎⌨︎︎⌨︎︎

Notes: discordians, everyone’s here, mentions of harem’s, present time, VC halfway through, bullying/j, Kai is so popular what, Kai solos, stop writing about them istg, music taste, they all baddies god damn, no solid point of view, third person, no MC, mentions of death threats, hints to smoking and drinking, strong language.

In differen’t cities, and in different countries, people were on they’re phones. Always. No matter if tradegy struck, they still took to social media. Thus, here we are.

‘WHAT THE FUCK.’ A person by the username hesteria typed.

‘oh….’ Another followed, by the name of mayfieldluvzkai.

‘JESUS CHIRST EVERGARDEN, YOU PUSHED ME OFF 💀💀💀💀’ hesteria typed again.

A angry white- nette was currently scowling at her phone.

“I WOULD’VE FUCKING WON TOO, WHAT THE FUCK!!” She said outloud, watching as multiple came up as typing.

‘ oh?? did I?? sorry, I didn’t notice..’ Ace typed, apologizing.

‘whatever 😒’ Kai typed back with a emoji.

‘who wanna play roblox??’ Astro’s username came up.

‘me 😵’ Hiraeith, Celeste, Violet, and Akari said.

‘alright fr join me ☺️’

𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ☼

𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ☼

𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ☼

𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗶𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ☼

‘what the fuck 😡😡’ matchaleaves typed, otherwise known as Henira.

‘hi guys’

‘OH EM GEE HI SUIMUKI 😱😱😣’ Reko greeted her crush.

‘oh jesus here we go..’ Aether teasingly said.

‘bro why are akari, astro, hiraeith, celeste, and violet playing a roblox obby 🤨’ marsargo typed up.

Meanwhile with the said group of people..

“ASTRO MOVE YOUR FUCKING AVATAR BITCH!!” Akari yelled into her mic as Astro was right infront of her. Thusly, blocking her view of the course.

“No.” The middle child responded simply, moving to block Akari’s view more.

“Dawg, I thought that playing roblox would mean playing Dahood or some shit. Yknow, like in those cringy ass tiktok stories that are somewhat addicting..” Violet rambled while being in the lead.

“Oh my god, I saw one the other day that went way to far with the sad shit, sobbed my eyeballs out fr” Hiraeith said, cursing when she died.

Astro and Violet laughed and Akari groaned.

“Guyssss, can we just play mimic or something?? this obby is fucking boring.” The heterocromidia eyed girl whined.

“Hey, Akari??” Astro said, voice in the tone of asking a question.

“Hm?”

“Get better then, bitch.” The yellow eyed one finished, laughing at Akari’s face.

“WHAT THE FUCK???”

“AHAHAHAHA! THATS FUCKING HILAROUS!!” Celeste and Violet laughed manically.

“SHUT UP I’M LEAVING.” And that’s exactly what she did.

“Awww, someone can’t play robloxxxxx~..” Astro said teasingly as they started playing again.

“She probably went back to the group chat..” Hiraeith said, while blinking mutiple times.

“Talk about a sore loserrr..~” Violet sighed out.

“KAI GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW 😡😡😡” Akari said when she entered another voice chat.

“Holy shit- Hello..” The younger white-nette scrambled to join before she did.

“Heyyy guys!~” Jin’s cheerful voice greeted when they also entered the voice chat.

“God damn. That shit fucking jumpscared me.” Reko said when she appered out of fucking no where.

“What in the fuck.” Akari’s younger sister while more and more people entered the voice chat.

“I’m pretty sure I only asked KAI to come in here..” The said blue and red red eyed girl said, sighing slightly.

“Get the fuck on, Akariiiii, you were all ‘kai get your bitchass’ in here two seconds agooo?” Astro said, face twisted into a bored expression.

“Shut the fuck up Astro.” Hiraeith flipped the middle child off.

“WHAT THE FUCK. YOU GUYS SAW THAT RIGHT???!” They reacted strongly while Hiraeith rolled her eyes.

“Ok yeah yeah, whatever. What’s up anyways, you two.?” A calm purple eyed girl said, that one being the one who flipped Astro off.

“How are you and Thalveich, if that’s even his name..?” The oldest sister curiously said, blinking.

“HOLYYYYY SHITTTTT!!” Aether, Jin, Reki, and Henira all said, trying to stiffle their recations.

“Ummmmmmmm..I..I guess it’s okay?? I don’t know..he’s confusing..” Kai said, sweat-dropping slightly.

“You won’t be confused when he gives you that damn DICK- FUCK!” Reki said before bursting out in laughter.

“HAHAHAHA 💀💀💀” Jin, Aether, and Henira all laughed, Astro stiffling her laughter.

Poor Kai’s face was extremely red and she scowled before shoving her hands in her face. They groaned while the more mature ones sighed deeply.

“Guys please…” Suimuki said, sweat dropping slightly.

“It wasn’t thattt funny..” Gensis also said, nervously smiling.

Everyone was pretty quiet for a few minutes, Hiraieth leaving to get food quickly. Also, with Elizebeth excaliming that she had to go to the bathroom, to which Misery shut her up quickly.

“Oh my god guys, we should totally troll as guys in roblox!” Jin suddenly had a genius idea.

“Akari and me litterally did that once.” A red eyed girl said, mouth sideways.

“Wow okay then 😒😒😒” The oldest Lumine family member eyed them.

“Yeah, it almost ended with us getting fucked, wouldn’t recommend.” Akari said.

“WAIT WHAT??” Both Aether and Reko said.

The younger one merly smiled a little and scooted closer to her microphone.

“Yeah, but then we told them we were gay, which is somewhat true since we are both bisexual. But anyways, they proceded to get upset because we didn’t like them. And then they called us slurs before we left.” Kai explained.

“Oh..okay..” Astro said.

“Any fucking ways, who wanna play genshin with me?” Hireaith said as she loaded it up.

“OH MY GOD ME PLS 😣😣😣” Aether, Henira, Kai, and Suimuki said.

“K, join me then.” The purple eyed girl said.

“Why are all the fun people leaving god damnit.” Maya finally spoke while taking a sip of her coffee.

“Idk 💀” everyone else said.

Meanwhile, with the co-op players, Hiraeith was fighting Childe again.

“This stupid fucking ginger, shut the fuck up.” The said girl scoffed before killing him.

“Why the hell did you guys die anyway?? I’m litterally using Kokomi and Ei.” She said to her other players.

“Because Aether is fucking using her level thirty five fucking AETHER.” Suimuki scowled and sighed.

“Hey!! I think it’s hilarous, right Henira?” The blonde frowned before making his character turn towards Henira.

“…It’s kinda funny, Lumine…” The green eyed girl said with a stupid smile on her face.

“Shut up, you stupid Itto main.” Hiraeith hissed while teleporting to a different boss.

Cue to five mintues later, to where the current boss, AKA the wolf boss was so close to killing Henira.

“HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU ALMOST DEAD???” Aether said, trying not laugh were Henira was so close to crying.

“STOP IT! I GOT HIT LIKE FIVE TIMES!!” They whined while doging again.

“DON’T YOU HAVE ANY FOOD???” He asked, while criting and cheering when he did 150,000 damage.

There was another, quieter conversation going on.

“Woah, your albedo is so strong.” The younger sister said while marvelling.

Suimuki laughed a little before yelping when she got slightly hit.

“Yeahhhh..I like him alot sooo..I tried to build him as best as I could.” She replied while going in and hitting the stupid wolf again.

Hiraeith hummed before walking away and joining the two other’s conversation.

“Aether..please just swap to another character..” She practically begged the dying girl.

“NO FUCK YOU-AAAAA NO AETHER!!” The blue eyed girl replied before dying worthlessy.

‘for the love of god Aether, i told you to SWAP. CHARACTERS.’ endlessmelaonly typed.

‘i thought it was funny 😣’

‘FUNNY WHEN UR STUPID ASS BROUGHT US DOWN??’ she contiuned to scold him.

‘this is so stupid…’ Suimuki said.

‘heyyy genshinersss, why are we mad at Aeth’ again??’ mayfieldluvzkai greeted.

‘because his stupid ass made us FUCKING DIE ☺️🤯’ Hiraeith sarcastically said.

‘maybe all that smoking and drinking you’ve been doing finally got to you Aether..’ The oldest girl said, AKA Suimuki.

‘SHUT UP SUIMUKI 😡😡’ Aether refused to adimit it.

‘five bucks she was high while fucking around with you guys..’ venusaura betted.

‘she probably fucking was! 💀💀’ Henira snickered while responding.

‘OH? SO NOW WE’RE TAKING BETS ON ME??’ The said blonde erked.

‘jesus christ i litterally just got here 💀💀’ Kai said.

‘OH MY GOD HI KAI HI HI BELOVED 😱😱🤯🤯’ the obessed other greeted her beloved, maya being the first one to respond of course.

‘andddd i’m leaving byeeee..’ They quickly said while avoiding Maya.

‘fuck you scared them off 💀’ Astro said.

‘bro what the fuck is ‘the neighboorhod’ 🤨’ Clover asked.

The groupchat was silent for a few seconds before errupting in pure chaos.

‘WHAT THE FUCK???’ Hiraeith, Suimuki, and Reki responded in pure disbelief.

‘ain’t no wayyyyyyy..’ The other twin pink-nette spoke-or more like typed.

‘Clover litterally looks like a neighboorhood listener, what the HELL 💀💀’ marsargo said.

‘why is everyone in shock about this?? Clover litterally listens to the smith’s and tears for fears bro..’ Akari said while sweat-dropping while she typed.

‘holy shit u probably like head over heels Akari shut up’ Astro pointed out.

‘what the fuck is wrong with that song 💀💀’

‘fr like astro probably listens to vending machine of love or some shit’ Kai came back.

‘SROP IT’

‘someone on roblox sent me death threats guys ☺️’ Lenevery pushed the topic away from Astro.

‘oh em gee people send me roblox death threats all the time and then i doxx them ☺️’ Nirvanna- no not the band replied.

‘HELPME 💀’ Henira, Iris, Venus, and Lenevery said.

‘i tell people to kys but as a joke like /j bro’ A blonde haired girl with pink highlights said.

‘tbh same bro’ hesteria agreed.

‘bro who wanna play valorent?’ Reki asked.

‘OH HELL NAH U PLAY VAL?’ Violet finally woke from the dead.

‘the fuck is wrong with valorent..😒?’ Reki scoffed.

‘people asking me for nudes THATS WHAT.’ The dark eyed girl said in response.

‘trueee that game is filled with a bunch of sexist and homophobic assholes Reki..’ The second oldest damershera pointed out.

‘idc imma carry them anyway 🤣🤣’ The third oldest said with a confident demenor.

‘i’ll play with u ig’ Misery, Elizebeth, and Marie said.

‘oh fr? okay join me kittens 😖’ she said before going offline and making valorent load up.

𖦹ᴍɪsᴇʀʏ ʜᴀs ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ

⍟ ʟɪᴢᴢʏ (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ ʜᴀs ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ

᪥ ᴍᴀʀɪᴇ sᴏʟᴏs ʜᴀs ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ

‘ get fucked ig 💀’ Maya said after the loser valorent players went offline.

“What the fuck?? there’s like two girls in here guys.” A teenager boy’s voice said when Misery greeted the players.

Elizebeth and Marie went off to split up and play in a different game but everyone agreed that they would swap people every round.

“Ummmm, yeah??? Hello i guess..” Reki confusingly said.

“Holy fuck, your voice is hot as fuck dude!” A more rasper voice said while laughing when the round started.

“She had a girlfriend, fuck off.” Misery unimpressily said while staying close to Reki. (idfk i’ve never played valorent in my life)

“Oh? Ok..what about you, ‘fuck off’ girl??” The teenager boy from the begining asked.

The black and red haired girl said before responding. Albit, a little too honest.

“No, I’m single and I like pretty much everyone.” She said.

“Oh my god okay mommy ☺️☺️’ He quickly said before making his little bitchy friends laugh.

“I’m seventeen…” The talking girl quickly clarified.

“Crazzzyyyyy…all of us guys here are litterally the same age mommy 😣😣..” A british voice finally spoke up, having a some-what attractive laugh but Misery still didn’t want attention.

“Uh? Can you guys..like keep your dicks in your pants? Or is it the hormones getting to you??” Reki finally spoke again.

“Reki, it’s fine really..” Misery said while killing another person from the opposite team.

“Bro mommy is carrying us for real what the fuck?” The british voiced man spoke again.

Misery tried not to focus on that but something was bugging her, like she knew who that was. Finally, when the round was almost finished it clicked.

“Holy shit, Neo?? Is that you??” The red eyed girl asked.

“…Maybeeeee?…” He said, slightly laughing while his friends chaisted him.

“Holy shit, wait man, is that Misery Chasitan?? You know, the really fine student council member??” A different guy spoke.

“Yeah dude, since I’m a quote on quote ‘deliquent’ me and her talk allll the time..” Neo cockily said.

“What the fuck is going on..” Reki whispered towards Misery, while the other ignored her.

“Stop getting cocky, Neo. Where’s your mommy when you need her, huh?” She asked.

Neo and his friends laughed before he responded.

“Yeah, I’m talking to her right now, mommyyyyy..” He snickered when Misery was speechless.

The said girl composed herself before scoffing and directing her attention towards Reki.

“C’mon let’s get outta here, Reki.” And with that, Misery and Reki left.

‘i’m so fucking tired..’ Elizebeth said before fucking knocking out.

⍟ ʟɪᴢᴢʏ (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ ʜᴀs ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

‘same..gn guys..’ Misery said aswell before leaving.

𖦹 ᴍɪsᴇʀʏ ʜᴀs ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

‘gn losers’ litterally everyone else was passed out as Astro finally logged off and went to sleep.

ᴀsᴛʀᴏ ʜᴀs ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

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