i think they’re releasing a trailer tomorrow for our divorced lesbians drama 🤭
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Mommy told me something
A little girl should know
It's all about the Devil
And I've learned to hate him so
She said he causes trouble
When you let him in the room
He will never ever leave you
If your heart is filled with gloom
So let the sun shine in
Face it with a grin
Smilers never lose
And frowners never win
So let the sun shine in
Face it with a grin
Open up your heart and let the sun shine in
— “Open Up Your Heart (And Let the Sunshine In)” (1954) by the McGuire Sisters. Song played in The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
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For the first impression post
Tell us about Ashe
First Impression: OKAY, so I wasn’t a big fan when I watched the Reunion short. Her design put me off especially compared to her beautiful concept art that came out + Bob’s mere existence. (Also I was distracted by how much they lightened Cole’s skintone to hell and back.) So YES, I dogged on her alot. Its my right as a brown Southerner!!!
Impression Now: I have v much softened up to her once I realized she is simply a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain. With her silly lil plans and ragtag family. Also she’s fun to play and its satisfying to hit her combos + send out Bob to knock ppl up.
Favorite Moment: Uh, the time a Mercy was pocketing me as Ashe in comp and said I deserve to be in a higher rank bc my aim was much better than the other players she pockets. Real recognizing Real 👭
Idea for a Story: Would love to see a lil parody of A Day in the Life of Ashe where everything comically goes wrong.
Unpopular opinion: I don’t think this is unpopular but I do think a fifty year old white woman who works in the hot sun should look like a raisin. Can we let women have different faces and look older? Is that okay blizz? Huh?
Favorite Relationship: Of course its with Cole (strictly platonic), since they have most of the history and its messy and complicated and they are very much the characters in this song. But I am interested how she would be with the Junkers specifically with Junkerqueen. They should interact and also have raunchy terrible sex. Queen putting her in her place and showing her who’s really in charge. Yes, I am normal.
Favorite Headcanon: Ashe helping Cole transition is real sweet I think. She gave him his first Big Haircut and she stole alot of clothes for him to see what works. Them trying to diy HRT and almost killing Cole in the process. Good times.
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I watched Ballerina last night and it reminds me so much of My Name (the one with Han Sohee).
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The thing about me is that I’m gonna fall in love with fictional gingers.
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I don’t know Rivers but I’m excited to get to know her! Idk what she and niki did but whatever it is I SUPPORT!!!
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sometimes i think about how funny and terrible it is that we came up with tons of names to call c*lvin h*rris because we thought he was a jerk but it turned out taylor almost cheated on HIM in the end 💀💀
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one of the things that annoys me so bad right now is seeing letterboxd reviews about Lisa Frankenstein being like "she's such a horrible character", "those people didn't deserve to be killed" blah blah blah
SHUT UP
it's a horror romance!! a girl keeps a reanimated dead guy in her closet and falls in love with him! what did you think was going to happen? it's SUPPOSED to be fucked up and weird and that's part of its charm. quit being boring, let female characters (esp in horror) be messy and chaotic and morally gray.
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"Your girlfriend is evil!" "Your girlfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, she's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.
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