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cowboycannibalism · 6 hours

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I unfortunately find Dan Stevens very hot in Abigail (2024) even though his character is an absolute asshole

#something about him god damn #i liked him as a selfish dick for some weird reason #and when he is * ******* towards the end of the movie...#I HAVE BAD TASTE IN MEN ALRIGHT #horror #abigail 2024 #vampires

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cowboycannibalism · 6 hours

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guess who saw Abigail

#horror #yami's movie thoughts #vampire #Abigail

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cowboycannibalism · 1 day

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Fuck Romeo and Juliet I want what these bitches have: issues, homosexuality and two cheap halloween costumes

#sighh #thinking about scream again #scream #billy loomis #stu macher #scream 1996

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cowboycannibalism · 1 day

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babe what do you mean you don't want to make out in the saw 2004 bathroom

#this is my idea of romance #horror #saw #saw franchise #the jig is up.game over

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cowboycannibalism · 1 day

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#oh seeing this right after i posted about my gore horror show in my head was perfect timing

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cowboycannibalism · 1 day

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I have this running made up show in my head that's a rom-com horror TV show where a guy falls in love a lot, like a curse is on him. but he's a little fucked up so he's seeing visions of gore every time he feels too much. like pulling his own heart out of his chest and handing it to them, kissing their neck and then taking a bite out of it, having his lover stab him over and over, etc. it replaces what would commonly be sex/intimate scenes.

and the end of every episode is him being brought back to reality, it's all just in his head and they go on a normal date. also sometimes silly stuff happens during his daydreams/visions, like he takes a girl to a zombie diner where they share a brain milkshake or he goes on a date with someone to a werewolf petting zoo.

and I want it to be real so bad even though it's such a dumb concept and would make absolutely no sense lol

#so um anyways do you guys think my idea of romance is normal...#(i know its not okay)#dont shame me alright #i just really need people to know about my imaginary show i wish was real #horror

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cowboycannibalism · 2 days

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

#not on here but insta #had a groupchat with some people and we were all really close after a few years #one of the girls was pan with a fetish for trans guys (we realized this later)#and she ended up being hardcore blue lives matter #and i went to visit her in new york!! and it sucks that she turned out to be such a shitty person #and unsurprisingly turned out to be hella racist #wanted to be a cop #hiding under a queer feminist mask #also we think she was in love with me #because i used to make marriage jokes and flirt with our other friend (that SHE introduced me too so its kinda her fault lol)#and she HATED IT #she hated when i gave anyone else attention #especially one of my friends that i tried to add to the gc because i wanted her to be friends with them #anyways i hope her life sucks now #i still have a couple friends from the gc who i love dearly and would die for <3 #so it wasnt a total waste #but i do regret letting her talk me out of seeing Beetlejuice on broadway when i was in NY

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cowboycannibalism · 2 days

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Some Evil Dead Bro™: Ash is not bisexual! There's no evidence whatsoever that he's attracted to men, he's macho! Evil Dead the Musical:

#best version of this song tbh #their voices are so good together #this is the original cast btw #and i love them #evil dead #ash williams #horror #evil dead the musical #shop smart shop s-mart

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cowboycannibalism · 2 days

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#surprise surprise i am both of these people #i think he's great because he's horrible #but i am also so tired of seeing his fucking face in every saw movie #hes not smart enough to not have gotten caught after john dies #like cmonnnnn #horror #saw franchise #the jig is up.game over

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cowboycannibalism · 2 days

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they’re so silly. they killed 70 people.

#thinking about them #missing them #my absolute favorite lovett and Sweeney #they should have gotten away with it all!! they should be living by the sea!!!#if you need me I'll be crying #demon barber of fleet street #2023 revival #sweeney todd #josh groban #annaleigh ashford

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cowboycannibalism · 2 days

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need an official @sawthemusical cast recording like yesterday please

preferably with Ray Robinson & Adam Parbhoo because so far, it's def my favorite casting, although I do prefer Danny Durr's version of Filthy Things and You Make It Hard For Me. And I can't pick my favorite Amanda/jigsaw but it's between Jill Owen and Gabrielle Goodman!

#can you tell im kind of obsessed right now #I've been humming filthy things and onco-la-la-la-logist all week #horror #saw #saw the musical

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cowboycannibalism · 2 days

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got this today and god I hope its good 🤞🏽