Travis announcing that his “significant other” is auctioning off four (4) Eras Tour tickets for the Mahomies Charity Gala event (27 April 2024) (via sophiaromo27 on IG)
if you told me last year we’d get TS11 very soon and it would have songs about aliens, masturbation, an NFL player, taylor comparing herself to jesus, matty healy, fake pregnancy, and the state of florida……
I know that everyone has realized this already but I absolutely love how on such a confusing album, she gave us a through line to understanding through the track 5s.
So Long London & How Did it End being the most directly about Joe & being the track 5s is such a lovely way for her to say, “this is what was behind it all. This is what I was really so upset about.”
anyway here's all the clean/alternative lyrics compared to the original lyrics on ttpd:
the tortured poets department
explicit: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-fucking-body
clean: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-o-body
down bad
explicit: everything comes out, teenage petulance / fuck it if i can't have him
clean: everything comes out, teenage petulance / [gasp] what if i can't have him?
explicit: 'cause fuck it i was in love
clean: 'cause what if i was in love?
but daddy i love him
explicit: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin'
clean: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this gripin' and moanin'
explicit: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but fuck 'em, it's over
clean: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but... it's over
florida!!!
explicit: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the shitstorm back in Texas
clean: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the firestorm back in Texas
explicit: at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, Florida
clean: at least the dolls are beautiful, f-- me up, Florida
explicit: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / go on, fuck me up
clean: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / can i use you up?
loml
explicit: you shit-talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles
clean: you talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles
i can do it with a broken heart
explicit: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle my shit
clean: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle it
explicit: lights, camera, bitch, smile
clean: lights, camera, and smile
the smallest man who ever lived
explicit: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the fuck was that guy?
clean: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the hell was that guy?
the black dog
explicit: and i hope it's shitty in the black dog
clean: and i hope you miss me in the black dog
thanK you aIMee
explicit: screamed, "fuck you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing
clean: screamed, "f--k you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing
cassandra
explicit: when it's "burn the bitch," they're shrieking
clean: when it's "burn the witch," they're shrieking
the bolter
explicit: ended with the slam of a door / then he'll call her a whore
clean: ended with the slam of a door / then she'll call him a bore
explicit: all her fuckin' lives / flashed before her eyes
clean: all her many lives / flashed before her eyes
Happy Friday have we talked about “you talked me under the table” as in she was drunk on his promises while he remained unaffected, like when you say that someone is drinking you under the table as in they hold their liquor so seemingly well that you can’t keep up with them you’re so inebriated while they seem completely unaffected????