personaly I THINK that xenk should straight up put on full mr darcy suit just to walk out of the fog to edgin saying "you have bewitched me body and soul" ect ect for the sole reason of edgin standing there looking at him with teary heart eyes before breathlessly say "why are you like this" and kiss him passionatly on the lips

Do u have a movie that you love to death but when you check the cast you find out the leading role is a Zionist sympathizer .

what the fuck?

[spoilers for nope (2022) ahead]

it’s been a couple days since we saw Nope and Oh My God I Cannot Stop Thinking About Jean Jacket. it’s a ufo. it’s an alien. it’s a force of nature. it’s an animal. a wild animal. a hungry, territorial, untameable predator. it’s a spectacle. an object of attention, obsession. an exploited show pony. a must-see event. with its gigantic screen-shaped eye it in itself IS a horror movie, a theater of billowing, constricting curtains and played back screams. it’s the viewed. it’s the Viewers. it’s the lens of the camera watching, capturing the image, of a black man on a horse. it’s an eye. it’s a mouth. it’s both, good god, it’s both. it ravenously consumes all who looks upon it and all it looks upon in return. it’s the perfect kind of movie monster that we as an audience are so horrified to look at, but the monster, in so many ways, is also us. it’s just us. we’re looking at a reflection, and it startles us, scares us. just like lucky at the beginning of the movie.

and it’s just fantastic.

I know this is a very unoriginal observation (much like any other), but I'm finally reading The Great Gatsby, and even I wouldn't describe men the way Nick does.

DEAD BY DAYLIGHT

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Having watched Ewan McGregor in Shallow Grave and Velvet Goldmine its kinda crazy to me he was cast as Obi Wan. He has such a powerful fuckboy/dirtbag energy in those films it's amazing he was cast as someone so straight laced.

"Dinosaurs"

Watching @a-dinosaur-a-day go to war with morons over what is and isn't a dinosaur is equal parts hilarious and horrifying, but fact of birds being dinosaurs reminded me of a scene from great film.

If you haven't heard of or ever seen the film "Who Killed Captain Alex?" by Wakaliwood, I highly recommend it; it's free on Youtube and is only an hour long. The film is pretty much Z-tier in terms of actual production quality, but it more than makes for it with its authentic feel and genuinely amazing story behind the scenes. One of the key elements of the film is the presence of a "video joker", who is a narrator of sorts; his role in the film is to explain the plot and crack jokes.

So onto the point, about 53 minutes into the film there is a shot of a large group of birds, to which the Video Joker simply says "Dinosaurs."

For some reason this just proper cracks me up, because yes, these are dinosaurs.

Even film makers in the slums of Uganda back in 2010 knew these are dinosaurs, what exactly is these dinobros excuse?

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

i watched “friends with money” (2006) and honestly i didn’t like it but jason looked so pretty waaah

Film & TV I Think About A Lot » Selah & the Spades (2019) dir. Tayarisha Poe

"They make the new kids take our photos because they don't take us seriously. That's a mistake the whole world makes. They never take the girls seriously."

I have a headcanon that Mibuchi does self-care nights every Friday after the week is done, where he'll put on a face mask and watch some sappy romcoms in his room. Sometimes, he'll get Akashi and the other Uncrowned Kings to join him, and, on occasion, he'll even offer to paint their nails. If any of them show up to practice with different color nails after the weekend, no one else on the team mentions a damn thing.

painfully aware of all the wasted time in cambridge and how what i might have wanted to do is just not ever gonna happen. idk if i'd have liked punting but i never went and now the friends who i'd have gone with are all too busy in exams and about to graduate. maybe i should have gone to the formals and just suffered through the sensory overload so that i could have taken photos with my friends at the end of the night and convinced myself afterwards i had fun. i've been to a couple of museums here, but only with my parents. i spent hours and hours in this stupid place hiding in toilets, self-destructing, not going to things because i was too scared, when i could - should - have been exploring the prettiest parts of cambridge with my friends. friends who were too fucking busy all the fucking time. friends whose social calendars were always already full of "drinks with [ensemble i'm not in] after the concert" or "dnd with [a group they formed before i met that friend]" - no one's excluding me on purpose, but what are you meant to do when you have friends you love but you missed out on all the things you wish you could have done with them and now it's too late? no one has time to do anything. i feel so so alone and i have for so long and it never seems to get any better

Captain Sabeltann (eng sub)

The time has finally come. I have now subbed all three shows of Kaptein Sabeltann on NRK in English. This has taken about as long as I suspected and I don't even know if people will watch them, but I had a lot of fun doing it 🥰✨ 🏴‍☠️

Here is the link to a drive with the shows.

A little about the shows and which order to watch them in:

"Captain Sabeltann and Gory Gabriel's Treasure"

Captain Sabeltann and his crew travels to Kjuttaviga where Pinky is sent ashore to spy on the people there to find out where Gory Gabriel's treasure is hidden.

2. "Captain Sabeltann and the Magical Diamond"

Captain Sabeltann and his crew goes to Shangri-La in the search for the Magical Diamond, a diamond that can fulfill wishes, but the evil Maga Khan is also on the hunt for the diamond. A small boy, Marco, has stolen the diamond in an effort to keep it away from Maga Khan and his queen.

3. "Captain Sabeltann and the Enchanted Island"

Captain Sabeltann and his crew has been plundering the island of Gral and stolen the Golden Tiger from the Count of Gral. The witch Miriam of Gral was supposed to guard the treasures of the Count, but the Count punishes her for failing and starts scheming to take revenge on Captain Sabeltann and his crew.

looking at the descriptions of all these shock movies like a serbian film, trauma, salo, etc. so much of this is like. not nearly as horrifying as that interview i watched where an actual serial pedophile/rapist talked calmly about all the things he did to his son and the neighborhood kids. i wasn’t even watching the screen half the time just hearing it messed me up for a month. i don’t think any amount of visual effect rape or snuff porn can amount to that because i know it’s not real. you know. real life is always worse. and also i don’t really feel compelled to watch any of it because i think i’ve seen enough real life gore and violent porn that i can just piece it together in my head on my own.

and also once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. they are literally all the same. at a certain point you truly hit the limit of shocking film, and all they can do is stretch it out.

BABY WE WON!!!!!! 😭😭