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wisteriagoesvroom · 25 days

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0 days since i last suffered from a papaya pookie-based attack

#Oscar Piastri #Lando Norris #landoscar #op81 #ln4 #mctwinks #twinklaren #they need to release their gorilla grip on my mental health please #it’s only mclaren accounts + delusion + race footage keeping me together at this point #I jest #but also…

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lemonlimestar · 2 months

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enough!!! i like the red robin cowl. i think it makes him look like a freak. and he needs that because when ur siblings with dick grayson and cass cain u gotta step up ur creepy factor.

#what’s bro yappin about #tim drake #idk it’s all i want the bats to be spooky until we get to the red robin cowl….#i jest #dc

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what-even-is-thiss · 1 year

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No, common misconception. You actually become asexual by beating Cupid's ass in a wrestling competition.

#roman said a thing #i jest #mythology #asexual

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incorrect-house-of-nine · 11 months

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Arrested on charges of Assault with a Pointy Weapon, Trespassing, Kidnapping of an Imperial Heir and Saint to the King Undying, Driving Without a Licence, Breaking and Entering, Not Getting In Line and the most heinous crime of all, not saying hello to Noodle.

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #alecto the ninth #alecto #i jest #shes allowed a little lite murder as a treat

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catgirljaneway · 4 months

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if there's one thing Kathryn Janeway is gonna do, it's look at her employees like the 🥺🥺 emoji

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tuituipupu · 3 months

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K IS PREGGERS ?!?

#i jest #käärijä #erika vikman #ruoska

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rice-crackerz · 1 year

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Conspiracy theory hat on...

Why would they take the time to tell us how many wins each nation has gotten, highlighting Sweden?

Why would Graham mention ABBA's 50th anniversary?

How'd the whole arena shout for Finland and not have them take the win????

#i jest #eurovision #esc #eurovision song contest #esc 2023 #eurovision 2023 #käärijä

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lambment · 1 month

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Slowly adds circus and bardcore music to the lambergheni playlist…

#I jest #fr au #speaketh #I have to go back and tag everything now

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mujori · 2 years

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old husbands

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 cas #ts4 portrait #maxis mix #simblr #mysims #mine #are the earrings cheesy #it's cheesy #.#ive peaked with these sims #it all goes downhill from here #i jest #*m #1k

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dear-ao3 · 2 months

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average ferrari fan lol

#from katya #not a tag #WOOO #BRO AO3 HAND REVEAL??? 🫣🫣🫨🫨🫨#i jest

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stevebabey · 3 months

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i have deleted instagram. i am officially unknowable and mysterious unless u somehow manage to find me through the brainrot on tumblr. all is as intended (i only make friends via the kindergarten way that we enjoy the same things)

#yippee!#deleted it & bought two books in one day…..damn i’m so much better than ppl #KIDDING #I JEST #ruby.txt

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eldritch-ace · 3 months

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Jonny yet again not knowing any names (now we have two Alices)

#i jest #I think he’s done better this time round #at least one of them uses a different name #anyways IM SO EXCITED I ENJOYED THE FIRST EP VERY MUCH #I AM CONNECTING AND MAYBE NOT CONNECTING DOTS #very excited for our new main charcters #I’m already drawing them :)#Magpod #TMAGP #tmagp spoilers #alice tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice daisy tonner #tma shitpost #tma #the magnus archives #too many thoughts

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i-am-an-intrusive-thought · 1 year

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how do i know i exist?

simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not

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what-even-is-thiss · 11 months

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Since Nintendo refuses to draw nipples onto Link that leaves them wide open to headcanons about how he lost his nipples and something like top surgery is the obvious answer but if instead he traded his nipples for something I’d like to know what that is

#roman said a thing #I jest

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badpjoideas · 4 months

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wait guys pjo tv show with 97% fresh rating on rottentomatoes isnt a badpjoideas post from 5 years ago? its for real??

#i jest

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keyframemarcy · 1 year

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The new rise of the beasts trailer has reignited my desire to finally get into Transformers, but I’m also hesitant to lose the pure comedy of lacking context for the transformers people are excited to finally see in a movie.

“Agavahsbsjsb oh my god Rinkidink in the new trailer!?! And Wide Load Jim!?? They’re finally here!” *insert 100 crying emojis*

#transformers #rise of the beasts #transformers rise of the beasts #i jest #I’m glad everyone is so excited #there are other comics and shows where I’m literally the same

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