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"Apparently I made this with my partner and daughter"
They skipped the flirting and dating stage, are now married, and adopted one daughter.
#buddy daddies#they are in love your honor#I hope they add one more child in the future. I know Miri would make an awesome big sister#Imagine Miri begging these two to adopt another child#I hope they adopt one in a legal way tho#domestic bliss#reikazu#kazurei#rei suwa#kazuki kurusu#miri chan
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twst teachers as your dad!(+Crowley)
The news were devastating, after all the efforts to bring you home, it finally became official : you could never return to your world, and your new home consisted on a magical institution and the friends you made along the way <\3
As sad as these news were for you, some teachers who had grown fond of you have waited for this moment, in hopes of adopting you (and keeping you safe from Crowley too, ofc)
1.Dire Crowley-
Had to fist fight Crewel for this to happen.
Has been planning on adopting you since week 1 (thus the lack of interest on bringing you back)
Bought custome matching pajamas with "the handsome man beside me is my dad" and "the kid beside me is the luckiest dad-haver ever" written on them.
No kidding, this was his way of celebrating your # 1st adoption anniversary.
A weird guy.
Invites you to very fancy family (of two) dinners, brings Pepsi with him and drinks it in front of everyone.
Also loves ordering whatever is currently the most expensive item of food at burguer King.
God forbid any male student looking your way ( very unfortunate because there's no actual female students)
If you are queer you would live in fear of telling him, but not because you think he's homophobic, but because you wouldn't be able to talk to anyone.
Not if you're a lesbian tho. that would be a blessing in his eyes. (he wouldn't let you out of school)
Encourages you to be your gothest self every day.
Tries to bribe the teachers to score you perfect grades.
Never works.
Tries to guiltrip you by saying that you would prefer Crewel as a father rather than him.
When you say "actually, yeah" he bursts in tears, like, ugly sobbing.
This is a common occurrence, every 4-6 days or so.
That's why you end up telling him that.
Not the best father but in this world full of magic and dangers you won't have the need to worry even once.
2.Divus Crewel-
Had to beat Crowley up for this multiple times.
Because before signing all the paperwork he kept on insisting you to reconsider.
And boy was he persistent.
Unlike Crowley, Crewel was actually concerned for you.
"Okay so this kid has lost any chance of seeing their og. family again if they have one, and their friends. maybe they had a pet???"
Whether you are of age or happen to be the independent type, he still takes those feelings into account.
That said
Prepare to become a fashion model.
Your new dad loves dressing up.
He asks you what kind of fashion do you incline towards and buys you lots of outfits.
If you never were the fashionista type or you just don't care about your appearance, he'll just have you dress like him.
And as a teacher.
Does he give you a special treatment? yep.
Does this mean extra work every day? also yes.
He's more forgiving with your other classes as long as you pass
But- if you are his kid- you HAVE TO be top student in science and potionology.
So whenever you don't get a perfect score he will flood you with extra work until you get everything right.
Also will always get you the best partners for his class.
He doesn't care who you date, but if they hurt you ... there will be consecuences.
Overall a pretty solid dad. A little strict and materialistic at times but i mean, at least he's not Crowley.
3.Mozus Trein
This man is not a dad. he's a certified Father.
Probably a grandpa already (?)
Maybe not in canon but, this man has basically three kids (yes I'm counting the cat)
His two actual kids however are around the age of Crewel if not just a few years younger.
He's been straight up suffering of empty nest syndrome for a long time.
He won't admit it tho.
This is why he initially takes interest on being your legal tutor.
(he thinks Crewel would be too superficial and could turn you like him.
he also doesn't want you to live like you're in the military, if Ashton adopted you,
and c'mon he's gotta keep you safe from Crowley.)
So, in his eyes, he's literally the only right option available.
Once he speaks his mind not even Crowley complains.
They are SHOCKED that this tired old man wants to take care of another kid.
When you come to his place for the long weekend, you are horrified at the specific old-wood smell that fills the house.
It's the furniture. This old, reddish dark, polished wood. around every corner.
His cat loves you already.
As a teacher, he's very much like Crewel.
He makes sure regularly that you remember what he taught you by randomly pop-quizzing you
You end up dreaming about history.
If you're queer and want to come out to him, i mean, he's not homophobic but he is very much and old man. yk.
If you're gay he's gonna tell you "but what is wrong with men/women?"
If you're bi/pan however, "could you be as ambitious when studying, please?"
If you're aro/ace he'll just be like. "i do understand you, really, but aren't you too young for this?"
He's not judging honestly.
He's not trying either.
Gives the best relationship advice having watched all the romantic disasters his older kids already went through.
Will teach you manners.
4. Ashton Vargas.
He adopted you because he really felt bad for you with all this "loosing where i belong, the people i love, the places i know" thing.
This kinda stuff can bring the best man down.
He won't let it happen!!
And you're so ridiculously out of shape!! he knows none of his colleagues would help you with that. He also doesn't think leaving you to Crowley is safe so.
Now you're his kid.
Wakes you up everyday at 5am for a morning jog to "start the engines" so you do better in school.
Doesn't let you eat anything from the cafeteria.
He meal preps once a week so now you will be eating slightly cooked veggies, eggs and non-spiced chicken everyday.
If you're vegan you will be eating a ridiculous high amount of legumes. half the timed they're just boiled and unsalted.
Will be a competitive dad. I mean, he will make everything a competition. who will wash the dishes faster? who will get to the bottom of the stairs first?
If you play competitive sports with him prepare to be absolutely destroyed.
But
If you're in any type of competition that he has trained you for, and you win, he will cry literal tears.
Of pride and happiness ofc
You do so much better in his classes now because you've being training 24/7
He won't ever say a thing about your crushes or partners unlike the others, even if he sees the red flags
Because he thinks it's better if you learn this kind of thing on your own, the hard way.
If you have an uterus and suffer from bad period cramps this man will research the whole market as well as natural and magical remedies because nothing should interfere with the grind 💪
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Coffee_love_Luna : I’m absolutely loving this fic(prolly cus of my daddy issues lmao), and I have a question: Do you think that alya&nino will get miraculous in their future? I personally think it would be okay if they didn’t tho
GreenTrickster: Thank-you so much! ^U^
I think that, in this universe at least, Alya would actually be a really good fit for the peacock miraculous once it's repaired, and I'll probably talk about that more in a post at some point. As for Nino, I don't think he gets his own personal miraculous, just because I don't really see the resistance succeeding in getting their hands on anymore (the Supreme got even more strict than usual after the loss of the bee to Chloe). That said, I can see this Nino being the sort of person who can swap between which miraculous he uses pretty easily. The first one he gets to try is probably the bee with Chloe, to counter some shenanigan from Volpina and Jack Badbit in-universe (and this is also the out-of-universe reason why he's the member of the group who gets gifted one of Chloe's combs (set-up!)), and from there things just evolve over time. His slightly go-with-the-flow chaos gremlin nature can often give him a unique outlook on situations that have him getting ideas for solutions that the rest of the group doesn't think of, and by the final fight it's reached the point where he can go, "Hey, _, I have an idea, can I borrow your miraculous?" and they'll go "Sure," and just hand it over.
Coffee_love_Luna : Also, I think hesperia would be horrified when he learns how canon!gabriel treats his son
GreenTrickster: Hesperia's going to find out how Hawkmoth treats Adrien and, for the first time since he became Hesperia, he's going to Choose Violence.
Coffee_love_Luna : I like to think when hesperia adopted(literally or figuratively, your choice) them, they also adopted him as dad/uncle/etc
And I also think there would be lots of stress cus yk, the whole empathy thing, and probably occasional ‘oh god I’m bringing children in to these situations-‘ break down, his usual business stress
I like to think the teenagers(mostly nino) helps him during worse days, tho I feel more like hesperia would conceal his emotion due to guilt and responsibility
GreenTrickster: Probably a figurative adoption in a legal sense, and very literally in an emotional sense. It may not be Official On Paper, but it is still Very Very Real, and also all the kids notice first that they've decided that he's family and they absolutely accept this into their hearts once they do (albeit at different paces). He's the adult in their lives that they didn't even know they wanted, but they're so glad he's here now.
And, frankly, he's equally glad to have all of them. Yes, there's definitely a lot of stress that comes from having to care for a bunch of young teens with extremely volatile emotions, including and especially the ones you mentioned, but I think they're also very much a comfort and a balm. They feel so strongly and can believe so fully, in a way that can be very hard to replicate the older you get, but which can be very inspiring to people like Hesperia. The lightness they treat their lives and this situation overall with sometimes terrifies him, but watching them heal and become stronger and closer, watching Chloe, Shady, and Claw all grow into better, happier versions of themselves… it's an indelible reminder of why he's taken on this burden beyond his own guilt, of why it's worth fighting and hoping and carrying on.
He definitely goes out of his way to make sure he's not leaning on them too heavily, but by the end the kids are really good at making sure he always remembers that he's not carrying this alone. They're not adults, they can't carry or support as much as he can, but they'll do what they can. On his worst days, you're right, it's Nino who tends to be there with a playlist or a new track that he's working on (because music helps and heals in a way that transcends nearly all human boundaries). Alya's got everything organized and all her sources triple-checked, and will happily push him over to have a nap in the corner if he looks like he's overworking himself, he can double-check her work later, she's got this part down. Claw's really thrown himself into first aid and somehow wound up as the team medic, to the point that he'll fuss at Hesperia to quit bothering his patients, shoo, naughty butterflies get swatted! Shady's ability to talk smack about their enemies is just… so much funnier than he should find it. So, so much funnier. Chloe's impressively good at deciding she wants positive attention just when Hesperia needs to be able to take care of someone else, and also at calling him out when he's being cagey with his own emotions.
Coffee_love_Luna : So, I’m kinda seeing this au as found family trope with lots of trauma, learning to open themselves and relying to the others while defeated the evil(geez this sounds like 40k+ fic)
GreenTrickster: (stares at this, then sighs and goes to add the found family tag) Friggin' calling me out like that, no respect. (But seriously, thank-you!)
#Tales of Miraculous Hesperia#gabriel agreste#hesperia#betterfly#ask#ml paris special#ml paris spoilers#shadybug#claw noir#chloe bourgeois#nino lahiffe#alya cesaire#fanfiction
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ok so I couldn't get the age order to be the way I wanted and ignore the moms names they're just placeholders;
but here is Abby's immediate family for the bookseller and the florist. François was married to Anne and they had Matt; they got divorced and after the divorce François realized he was Bi. Such is life. Matt was an "every 3 days kid" until he was like 12 and something with the custody came up; he went to being with dad all the time and mom only every other weekend. And by the time he was 15-ish he just stayed with François (and Will) all the time.
Will was married to Dorothy (they were highschool sweethearts who got married at like 19 and everyone was like 'bad idea but go off ig'), they pretty quickly had Jack, and then about three years later Liam. William had some Stuff (TM) happened that made him realize he was gay, him and Dorothy were divorced by the time Liam was 1. They're still decently good friends, even though she moved pretty far away. Jack and Liam always spent summers with her, school year with William and then bounced back and forth for the allotted holidays.
{side note there's eight-ish years between François and Will so Matt is significantly older than Jack and Liam even tho their dads were about the same age when they had their first kid}
I haven't decided exactly but Abby was somewhere between 7-10 when she was adopted; she's older than Liam, about the same age as Jack, and younger than Matt (yes i know what the fic says i'm going to edit some things). Will and François had been together for about 3-ish years when they adopted Abby. (well, William adopted Abby, François got his name added when it became legal where they lived when she was about 12)
{side note pt 2. in this AU François and Will never actually get married due to a little thing called "it's not legal yet" & when it does become legal they just don't bc of a mutual "marriage was fun to try but i'm never doing that again sorry"; they might file for some sort of civil partnership eventually but besides that}
Years later, like Liam is in his 2nd year of highschool later, they get early on-set empty nest do some Debating, and end up getting a surrogate and having Peter. Officially they don't know who his bio dad is, but you look at the boy for two minutes and can tell he's a Kirkland. Just,,, Matt is back in town, Abby & Jack are back from College for fall break or smth, Liam is in highschool he's always home but; they sit all the kids down and are just "we have big news, we're having a baby!" and the general reaction is "what-what the fuck? aren't you two like,,, ancient?"
Anyway time goes on, Peter is like 3, Liam moved out to live with his mom and go to college around where she lives, Abby is back with an English degree to help Will run the shop (initially she was going to be a teacher but changed her mind); Jack is getting some long fancy degree no one quite understands but he's hyped about it and he's never been excited about school. And Matt is off wandering a national park and having a grand old time doing it.
Pete is down for a nap François slides in the room with a serious conversation to have with William;
within two years they've adopted Angelique, she's about six when Pete is five so they're close but not as close as Abby and Jack. It's so stereotypical but Abby was super happy to have a sister FINALLY she had kinda been hoping Peter was a girl but it's fine. She's fine.
And then last but def not least in the story there is actually going to be a future chapter when Abby drags Lars to meet her parents with the excuse of "you know that baby my parents have been fostering? Wendy? well the adoption papers finally went through, so legally she's their kid and legally she's my sister and they're throwing a little party and you should come and meet the rest of my family everyone is going to be there yes bring Emma and Henri"
anyway the age order is;
Matthieu
Abby
Jack
Liam
Angelique
Peter
Wendy
#tb&tf#hetalia#hws france#hws england#hws america#nyo!america#hws canada#hws australia#hws new zealand#hws seychelles#hws sealand#hws wy#fruk
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Someone pickin on ya? Notice a dude kick a Pokemon? Need a colonizer statue torn down? Need a poacher tracked? You Come to Riley Red Rose. Pay whatever you can, free if the person's a real piece of work.
Want a bio? Alright, I guess you could call me a mercenary. Pay me, point at who you want me to punch, and I'll do it. I don't hurt kids and I don't hurt no one just minding their own businesses. I can choose to back out whenever I want. Don't like it? Don't hire me. I'm 17 so probably keep it on the down low too, lmao.
I ain't looking for any internet fights, I use my fists and claws, don't pick fights with me here unless you wanna schedule a brawl.
I battle too, fighting is more fun but sometimes people don't do bad enough things and just need their ego taken down. Battling's good for knocking people down a peg in a legal way. My Team.
Oh, I should probably mention I turn into a Lizard Pokemon thing sometimes if I wanna. Long story short I may have been asked to hide a magic rock, and kid me may have panicked and threw it in my mouth. .... and swallowed it. I've got some regeneration abilities too, growing back arms like a lizard does a tail, but I really would rather not. Hurts like a bitch and takes forever to actually grow back.
So Uh, guess I found some kids that like me. So expect them to. Be around sometimes? You can ask 'em shit if you want and I'll let 'em borrow the phone to respond.
((OOC DOWN HERE:
This is a new oc blog because i needed someone less annoying (rip)
she can turn into a krookodile if she wants. one day she ate a magic rock and now she can turn into a lizard. yeah.
art commissioned from @/blinkpen on tumblr, originally an adoptable I bought many years ago with the extra text being something like "a girl who turns into a lizard to fight crime" and I loved her. I HC her with darker skin now tho. And uh pretend that looks more like a Krookodile since this is a Pokemon AU.
Hoping her personality comes off as "lesbian Sonic the Hedgehog."
Morally ambiguous
(Stuff like Magic Anons, Pelipper Mail, Musharna Dreams and Asks all open!!!)
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you guys....... YOU GUYS.......... i just finished s1 of grey's anatomy and i have Thoughts.
first of all, love sandra oh and cristina SO MUCH <3 she's my bestfriend she would trade me for hard candy she's the love of my life. her struggles with being a people person are so relatable to me bc i used to have a very hard time during most of my life to relate to others (i'm kinda more like izzie in a way now) so that was . Great to see. (also her thing with dr burke is so!!!!!!! it had me giggling like omg raw lust in their eyes and the "you're the only one" line and just that whole scene..... i need them to adopt me legally.)
then meredith i don't.. really care abt tbh she lives in the shadow of her amazing mom who can't even remember who she is anymore. it is tragic and she's rlly good at what she does but her continuing the affair with derek aka doctor mcdreamy pissed me off quite a lot so. since she seems to have nothing else going for her i'm kinda just hoping her scenes end early as of rn. it could change later on tho there's 20 seasons of this shit lmfao
someone who i liked from the beginning is george because god he's SUCH a loser i need him PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need him to be bisexual and have such hard raw anal sex he can't walk for a week and feels like he's been knotted for life but i also need him to date izzie like this is insane!!!!!!!!!! he's so anxious all the time and has 0 social skills and i love him sorry to any haters u will never see me hating him,,,,
i don't have any other strong feelings towards others as of rn, i love izzie and want to see more of her backstory, but as of rn cristina and george are my faves! who knows what will change next season but we're gonna find out soon (it's already opened and ready to play)
#grey's anatomy#should kinda have a tag for this experience considering it's a real long show and im probably gonna change opinions quickly too#hmmmmm#cw:gsa#meh thats good enough#back to the hospital drama bye :3
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The concert has wrapped up and I’m omw home so here’s my highlights:
- Everything was vibrating so much. It was a learning curve. It made my poor little sister nauseous but at least she managed to get thru TX2’s set! She sat in the back and had a good view
- I got thrown around a bit in the mosh pit. I also was super close to the stage I swear Evan looked directly at me which is like. The most normal thing ever but it still made me so giddy
- I made some buddies kinda! Some boys were handing out necklaces and glow sticks and I got 2 noise makers. I hung out with them for a while and they enlisted me to go give them out and so I just stuck a noise maker in my mouth and would go up to ppl hold things out and blow the noise maker at them awkwardly. No one knew what to do with that interaction so they’d just take it and start laughing. It did entertain people quite a bit. Except I did wreak havoc with the noise makers. All through Teenage Joans’ set ppl would blow their noise makers instead of cheering
- I got a picture with those boys. They also had an autism creature plushie.
- TX2 was handing out the shirts ppl were buying and one kid with TX2 written on their face in eyeliner wearing a button up and tie like he used to in all his videos got their shirt from him and they were shaking and grinning so much stimming excitedly with these big shiny eyes and I felt so much joy on their behalf. I hope they can look back on this part of the night as one of the coolest things to happen to them
- Teenage Joans had a chill presence but the audience loved them. We were all so happy to be playing along and singing with them and stuff. TX2 riled everyone up a TON there was screaming jumping moshing everyone was yelling along it was INTENSE. NOAHFINNCE was super exciting and kept up the crowd’s energy but in a distinctly different way from TX2.
- The bands hyping each other up was so cute. Definitely was in part just etiquette, but it felt like they were like. So happy for each other and Noah especially kept talking about how awesome the other bands were. Probably in part bc they rlly hyped him up for being the headliner. Literally during their set Teenage Joans had everybody chanting his name.
- Someone shouted to Tahlia, the lead singer of Teenage Joans to adopt them. They said “legally I can’t do that, but in spirit I’m adopting you”
- Actual interaction between Tahlia and the audience: “how’s everyone feeling? Everyone feeling good? Everyone feeling safe? Anyone feeling unsafe?” “I’m feeling gay!” “You’re feeling gay? We love to see it! We love to hear it.”
- Noah: I recently got diagnosed with autism-
*The crowd erupts into cheering*
Noah, slightly taken aback as this obviously wasn’t the intended segue into his song about autism: “fuck yeah autism!”
- My sister and I got a picture with Evan and Cam and their drummer photobombing in the back. We also got shirts :]
- “You guys look like you wanna throw shit at me. Okay, I’m gonna get off the stage so you can throw shit at me because yesterday I got hit in the head. So I’m gonna count down from three and then on… zero… whatever comes after one…” -Noah
- Noah opened and closed with 2 of his most popular songs, GROWING UP ON THE INTERNET and Life’s a Bit
- I have awful taste I think bc I’m so attracted to Evan. When he came to handle shirt sales I just stood and watched him and took a photo of him bc I can’t ever be normal about boys I have a crush on
- My sister said that it was a little weird being right next to Evan bc she could “feel his back and it was weird.” His hair was literally dripping with sweat so I don’t blame her tho LMAO 😭
- Noah’s guitar got messed up during the beginning of one song and he had to start over
- Cam was wearing a vest that said “SERVICE DOG DO NOT PET”. At one point during an instrumental part of one of the songs Evan pointed to him and yelled “Give it up for my best friend! Make some noise!” which was adorable-
- NOAHFINNCE played two trans rage songs which is so real. They both absolutely slapped if you were curious.
- Noah, at the beginning of SCUMBAG (one such trans rage song): “This song is not about JK Rowling! Legally!”
- Compare to TX2, who I guess got legally cleared to name drop US senators in Randy McNally because he not only did that but also told us it was about them before playing the song. Which he did play btw and it was AWESOME.
- Everyone was dressed so cool this was obviously such an event for everyone and like. The joy everyone felt was palpable every set. Everyone was excited to hear from and get along with Teenage Joans, admiring them, TX2 channeled that into aggression and encouraged everyone to go fucking nuts, and you could just FEEL how much everyone loved NOAHFINNCE. I was almost overwhelmed by the happy energy in the air. I think I love live music more than I thought by a very large margin
- My mom posted our pics on Facebook with a joke about how she never expected to be in another standing-room-only mosh pit concert again. After she and my sister left she also periodically texted me to ensure I was still doing ok and every time I had just gotten done screaming my lungs out cheering.
- They were serving free cups of water (it was at a bar) and at one point I grabbed one and started drinking and then I was like “oh someone could’ve EASILY drugged this” so I started making my way toward a middle aged lady with a kid and like three teens wearing pride flag capes and studded belts and chokers cuz I figured in case someone HAD drugged it they would be the safest people to assume would care about my wellbeing and not allow me to be harmed.
- Unsurprisingly, no one had drugged the cup of water. But I did feel pretty safe around the middle aged lady and her kid and all the teens wearing pride flag capes and studded belts and chokers
- Everyone had a different way of ordering the audience. Tahlia would tell us “ok now I’m gonna sing this and you sing it back to me! Can you do that? Let’s go!” And Evan was more like “You bitches ready to FUCKIN MOSH?!” and Noah was kind of in between like “now you’re gonna jump! I want you to make the fucking floor shake!”
- I hurt my elbow somehow. That connective tissue do be disordered 😔 (<- hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome)
- Apparently in August Teenage Joans are gonna be back in Minnesota where they were tonight with sleeping with sirens which is INSANE. Their merch guy (who has also been transporting them, and who they had us cheer for during their set) told me that they were “very excited” for it and I was like yeah no shit?? It’s sleeping with sirens?? Who WOULDN’T be excited that’s mfing HUGE (<- I did not say this. I said “yeah, I bet! I’d be excited too”)
- All around an amazing time!! I had a lot of fun and I’m very glad I got to go and now and am familiar with 2 new punk artists
BRO THIS ALL SOUNDS AWESOME, I’M SO FUCKIN’ JEALOUS I WISH I COULD’VE GONE TOO EVEN THOUGH I PROBS WOULD’VE ENDED UP DEAD OR PASSED OUT BY THE END OF THE NIGHT-
#i wish i could’ve been there especially for when they played randy mcnally-#asks#answered#valleyfthdolls
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neji and hinata are literally cousins- their fathers are TWINS and hinata treats neji as her older brother she calls him "nii-san" why are you shipping them? disgusting. 🤢 at least ship something healthy there's tons of boys to ship hinata with. what a waste of talent.
Dear anon, let's take a closer look at your claims to my OTP :)
Prepare for a really long text.
>Neji and Hinata are literally cousins
Yes, they are first cousins, aaand?
Cousin marriages ARE legal in many countries in the real world, in case you didn't know. Use google to check it.
If you live in a country where cousin marriage is banned and illegal, well, it doesn't mean that it is the same in the rest of the world.
If personally you were raised in a culture/in a family where such a union is ‘strange’ and 'wrong', once again - it doesn't mean that the rest of the world is the same. No one makes you marry your cousin, if you don't want to. If you see your cousin as a family it is totally fine. But the reality is that not all ppl have the same mind set, cultural background and relationships with their distant relatives. And it is normal as well.
To make it clear - I don't support unconsentual arranged marriages that take place between relatives in some cultures (I don’t like this trope for NejiHina either, tho it is rather popular opinion in non-NejiHina fandom that they would have been forced to marry each other if Neji lived). Especially when it involves minors. But I hope I don’t have to explain myself why these cases are not the same.
After all there are not a lot of such couples, and I am not calling for everyone to marry their cousins, this is ridiculous. But if it happens that two ppl fall in love with each other and they are cousins, it's a great thing that they have an option to make their relationship legal.
In real world from law pov Neji and Hinata are an ‘ordinary and boring’ heterosexual couple. And it’s strange to me that in 2022 there are still people who have prejudices against a group of people based on who they chose as partners for consensual relationship and marriage.
>their fathers are TWINS
Yes, their fathers are twins that makes them genetically half-siblings. In case you thought I or any other NejiHina shipper didn’t know that - we all are perfectly aware of it.
The fact that they are genetically half-siblings matters ONLY when it comes to childbirth.
Let’s imagine that Neji and Hinata, whose fathers are identical twins ( if we assume that Hiashi and Hizashi were identical twins and not fraternal ones. As far as sometimes fraternal twins of the same sex may look really similar), live in the real world. And let’s imagine such a couple is thinking about their future and about children. Considering all input data such a couple will have plenty of options actually.
Marriage, being in a relationship and having sex =/= making children. Romantic and sexual relationships don’t necesserily result in child birth and it is not the main aim of it for some ppl. Nowadays there are many ways to avoid pregnancies and not everyone wants to have children. If such a couple consciously chooses not to have children, then I do not see this as a problem.
In case such a couple wants to create a family with children there are still some options like:
adoption
surrogacy
IVF (in vitro fertilization)
Full genetic testing before natural insemination in order to find possible pathologies. Nowadays this is used by non-related couples as well because there are many factors that may cause pathologies in children even when it comes to non-related parents. These factors are, for instance, increased age of the first pregnancy, not a healthy lifestyle, genetic illnesses and pathologies that a person may have.
Despite grossed out statements that “inbreeding for sure will result in severe pathologies in children” it is not fully correct. Genetics is much more complicated than this. Even a non-related couple can get a genetically damaged child and a close-related couple can get a healthy one. There are too many factors that may cause such pathologies.
To sum up the decision to start such a relationship or not, to have a child or not is up to the couple. It is their responsibility.
In the canon setting it seems to me Neji and Hinata would want to have a family. They would want to raise their children without 'branch VS main house' prejudices, give them love and attention they both were deprived as children. And I think they would be great parents.
Considering everything written above we can't ignore the fact that in the end of the day Neji and Hinata are FICTIONAL characters. They were created in the fantasy world where live giant toads that can talk, eyes can be easily transplanted from one person to another, characters throw galaxies into each other and many other non-realistic things take place.Many things in Kishimoto’s fictional world don’t work the way it is supposed to work in the real world. But he didn’t give us strict rules of how his world works, so there is enough space for creativity and imagination.
The Hyuga clan originated from Hamura, who was the son of Kaguya. Kaguya is an alien-goddess that makes Hamura a half alien-god. And the Hyuga clan are their descendants. And their Byakugan is the same Hamura had. There is no other way to get Byakugan except being born with it (except transplantation but it won’t make the user a Hyuga, Kakashi or Danzo are not Uchiha by blood and in case they have children - they won't get Sharingan).
Once again. Neji and Hinata were born in the clan that originates from ONE ancestor. I'm really very curious, how do you imagine that the Hyuga have managed to grow into a clan, managed to preserve one particular trait of their ancestor without close-related marriages. Moreover, all clan’s members share a similar appearance. Hmmmmm.
We know so little about the Hyuga clan, but many indirect signs tell us that is highly probable the complex of recessive genes, that's why marriages inside the clan was an only option to preserve it and make it stronger. Being the descendants of the alien god they probably had no damaged genes to pass and/or they have some “immunity” against harmful mutation. It's fiction after all.
The Hyuga clan exists from the times of Hamura till the moment shown in Naruto, if I’m not mistaken, it is something about 1000+ years. There for sure were some natural or fictional way to keep them existing, otherwise all Hyugas would have died out after 5-6 generations of inbreeding or didn’t manage to preserve Byakugan. The indirect confirmation - Boruto and Himawari. Hinata is the heiress of the clan and should have the purest genes, but marrying with a non-Hyuga, we got the children that did not get the pure byakugan. It hints tha it is rather difficult to preserve Byakugan. This can also explain the existence of strict rules and traditions in the clan, but this is a topic for another discussion.
> Hinata treats Neji as her older brother she calls him "nii-san"
“Hinata treats Neji as her older brother” is only your own interpretation, your vision of the situation, much like I assume that they are a romantic couple. And you are free to stick to this version if you like it. And I'm free to stick to mine.
Tho I accept that for someone who is not interested in these characters it can be natural to look only on the surface without using imagination. If anything, I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just stating the fact of how our thinking works. For example, I’m indifferent to such characters as Ino, Shikamaru, Sai, Temari and the whole trinity of Sand. That’s why, no matter how justified the canonical or fanon couples with these characters are, I won’t be able to feel them so much that I can see some kind of deep drama in them, think out the context, and so on.
Hinata is an heir of a noble ancient clan, she is timid and shy; it seems rather natural that she is well-mannered and polite with Neji. When they were first introduced to each other when they were children she obviously was told that she should address him with ‘nii-san’; Neji was told that he should address her with ‘sama’ because Hinata was an heir of the clan (as far as I remember he addressed Hanabi with 'san', but I maybe mistaken. He used 'san' because she was not an heir at that moment, but she was from the main house and the daughter of the clan's leader.)
I mean, how do you think Hinata should call him? Neji-kun? Neji-san? You know, I’m not a native japanese speaker, but I studied it long enough to say that neither of these variants seems to be reasonable enough when they were children, when they were in a conflict.
Suffixes in Japanese are extremely complicated lingo-cultural units. They imply much more meanings than it seems from the first look. Haven’t you watched any other anime or Japanese doramas? The theme of suffixes and its usage is frequently brought up there for a reason. The choice of a proper suffix is not an easy thing to do and it depends on such conditions as age of the one who uses it and the age of the one you are addressing to, related or not, male or female, and many other social and hierarchy nuances like your position in a company, your year at school and university, are you a client or the service staff, are you talking to the person from your company/family/circle of friends or to someone from outside. Suffixes express the attitude of the speaker to the one to whom he is addressing. And as you can see this topic is extremely complicated.
“Nii-san” is polite enough and shows that he is her family (he is much closer to her than other clan's memebers, as far as Hyugas are obviously all related). This suffix is not necessarily used only in relation to a native older brother, it can also be used in relation to cousins. Maybe there were some clan rules that made her address him with ‘nii-san’ much like Neji addressed her with ‘sama’ suffix (which I don’t see as something humiliating for Neji, it is just a etiquette).
Btw he called her without any suffix during the war when they were alone. I consider it as a signal that their relationship was close enough for him to call her that way. Hinata continued to call him ‘nii-san’ till the end. Maybe it was a much more difficult step for her to take at that moment, and it can be explained fully with her nature, so she kept addressing him ‘niisan’ out of habit.
In case you are interested, as a NejiHina shipper I think that it was natural for Hinata to call Neji with a ‘nii-san’ suffix because it took her much longer time to realize her feelings for Neji. And when they confessed to each other she still kept calling him ‘nii-san’ when they were not alone, especially before the clan's council. Becoming a family they would call each other without suffixes.
> why are you shipping them?
I wrote about it a couple of times, but I will repeat it again, specially for you, dear anon.
I ship them because this couple gives me the emotional experience I want to get from shipping in general.
To be more precise, NejiHina gives me everything I’d love to see in canon but the canon failed to give it to me.
First thing is character development. Both characters have a lot of potential to develop both together and separately within this ship. At the same time the characters will not be subjected to excessive OOC, their changes will be a natural result of canon events. NejiHina made me love and adore Hinata as an independent person and not an appendix to the main character, created to match the plot needs. Only when paired with Neji, she begins to shine for me to the fullest, becomes an interesting, deep, strong heroine.
Second, their conflict stands out of all conflicts in Naruto. They share the clan's drama which is extremely complicated and is a matter of gray morality. I love such mature conflicts in fiction. The fact Neji and Hinata are involved in it and share it gives me a decent base for shipping and creating headcanons for them.
Third, this ship allows to take a closer look into the lore of the Hyuga clan and develop it. We were robbed in the canon so ok, I will do it myself. With NejiHina the clan can be changed for better and yet Byakugan will be preserved, Hyugas will keep on existing.
Fourth, it's not necessary, but this ship implies, I like it this way, that Neji will live. He's a good character, he deserves a longer story and a better ending. However even if he dies, with NejiHina his death becomes only more dramatic and makes more sense.
Fifth, they look good together and make an aesthetically beautiful couple. I’m not the one who ships characters basing only on the character's appearance, but this is just a nice bonus. They look appealing to me and I enjoy drawing them.
>disgusting. 🤢
It is only your subjective opinion.
Noone forces you to ship them if you don’t want to, so chill.
If a ship freaks you out that much, skip the content with it. Add the hash tags to the block list. I won’t mind if you add my acc to ignore list/block it. Everyone should take care of their own content hygiene and nowadays social media provides everything for it. But you are here, on a NejiHina acc, writing publicly that the ship is disgusting. I wonder, did you scroll all my gallery before writing an ASK? The fact that you consciously consume content that you obviously don’t like and/or understand and get triggered by it is clearly not my problem.
>at least ship something healthy
If a consensual relationship between two adults who love and support each other, are devoted to each other, who share the same values and goals, overcome various obstacles together is not ‘healthy’ then I don’t know what is.
And this is exactly the way I ship them.
It is so funny that you can’t look deeper, you even don’t know how I imagine them and you are still making some groundless accusations. It’s rather childish, didn’t you know?
>there's tons of boys to ship Hinata with
You are probably a multishipper yourself, since it is so easy to offer to change one character in a ship for another. It doesn't work that way for me, I'm a one OTP shipper. All the characters have different stories, personalities, different dynamics and chemistry between them. As I’ve already mentioned I’m not the one who ships characters basing only on the character's appearance.So I can’t just take and change one character for another. I n no other ship with Hinata I can feel and find what I get from NejiHina.
>what a waste of talent.
Oh, was it a sloppy compliment on my art? I’m happy to know that you actually took a look at my gallery and you find my drawings good enough to make you write this phrase.
However. Thanks for your concern but this talent is mine and I will waste it the way I want.
I’m fully aware that my shipping preferences affect the amount of likes and followers on my accs, but it is my conscious choice. I love NejiHina, I enjoy drawing them, and I enjoy our small community.
If you want more art with your fav ship - find an artist who ships your fav couple and support them with your likes, comments. Order a commission and contribute to your ship’s community. Start drawing or writing fics and make your friends and other fans of the ship a bit happier.
If you think I'm a sick and inadequate person, a freak, a pervert only because I ship for NejiHina, then consider me lost forever and block me, I’m not ashamed for shipping Neji and Hinate and I don’t really give a damn :)
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Naturally, I am Very Interested in hearing literally anything about Remix. But aside from that, the titles of "God's Most Faithful Hater" and "My Son is the Final Boss" are very intriguing!
The later because I read that Webtoon (among many others); the former because I love Tommy angst /and/ religious themes in this fandom can be really fun. There's no telling what direction any given person will go for DSMP gods and thus no telling what new (to me) ideas they might have that I could fall completely in love with.
...And after looking up what CYMK is, I think I'm legally obligated to be curious about "Wandering The Border". Dimension hopping my beloved.
I hope that's not too many? I have so much fun with your stories, it's hard to cut it down from "all of them, please!"
i very much understand, there's a reason why i listed only those when i have a few more dusting away on my shelf lmao. BUT LET'S GET INTO THESE THREE!!
gonna cut this bc it's long
God's Most Faithful Hater - A DSMP Fantasy AU
Summary -> Tommy Innit is the most devout, religious, faithful follower Ranboo has ever met. It's hard to believe at first, but everyday without fail, Tommy would pray to XD, hold the silver and green x-cross necklace (the symbol of his religion and his god's crest) whenever he got angry or anxious, and would reprimand Tubbo if he ever jokingly swore by XD or Prime's name.
Ranboo thinks it's nice that Tommy was so faithful to his god, it wasn't for him personally but hey, everyone had something they put their faith into.
Only he finds out that his initial thoughts to be very much, untrue. Well, Tommy is faithful. But he has no love for XD and his religion, no.
He has nothing but contempt and hatred for the malicious God that sunk its divinity into his very soul.
Details and Thoughts -> basically xd cursed tommy to be 'faithful' and be his unwilling follower.
i got this inspiration from Tanya the Evil, both the anime and manga. for those who don't know, it's about a man reincarnated as a little girl in fantasy imperial germany during world war 1 because he was agnostic and 'god' decides that the man needs to be faithful and believe in god. it's a cool anime, i suggest you pick it up.
but i only took 'forced to be religious' from the anime and applied it AND angst to tommy in this au. the more original side of it is that tommy is unwillingly immortal and constantly haunted and 'put to the test' by xd.
those tests are very dangerous, and the only way to get out of them? pray to xd, praise xd and such to save him, the unworthy and unwilling.
of course sometimes tommy can pass those 'tests' or other situations without praying to xd, but as time passes, tommy just ends up praying to xd. mostly after his past adopted family nearly died because he didnt pray to xd. that past family? sbi ofc but thats for later down the line.
the shot would be focused in ranboo's pov in the first part. how he and the others are friends with tommy and talking about how surprisingly religious tommy was. unknowing that tommy kept praying every day for their sake, and to stave off xd's malicious actions.
make no mistake, tho tommy prays and praises xd outwardly, he still fucking hates the damn god. and his internal prayers always, always has him damning xd. which both amuses and annoys said god, but somehow tommy's prayers are at least genuine and stuff, enough that he has to keep his word and not fuck shit up for tommy.
i'd say more but, we need to get to the others lmao.
My Son is the Final Boss - DSMP AU Wilbur-centric
Summary-> None Yet
Details and Thoughts -> so this one is very unfinished and was back when techno was alive actually. around then i was reading a webtoon called My Daughter's the Final Boss or something- basically it was about a dad whose daughter, as told by title, became the final boss of a world-ending apocalypse.
it starts w the dad having to confront the daughter that he had abandoned in the past, who grew up terribly and abused and turned into an apocalyptic event boss. The Final Boss. and in that confrontation he...
turns his back on his allies and tries to protect his daughter from them. dying as a result.
but of course, the webtoon continues and the dad is time traveled back to BEFORE he sent his daughter away (he had issues and shit and was an asshole really) so he decides that he was gonna prevent every bad thing that happened to him, his daughter, prevent the death of his daughter's mother, etc etc
so yeah basically that, but with wilbur and fundy. i think i was reading a lot of fundy angst and sbi angst when i thought of it while reading.
i might revisit this shot again, but morph it bc im trying to catch up with QSMP and i love tallulah. and recently read a fic of fundy and tallulah being twins and i just love that. wilbur gets to be angsty over TWO children lol but no promises it's only an idea that hasn't even flourished
Wandering the Border - CMYK AU Dimension Hopping
Summary -> Yeah this one doesn't have a summary either sorry
Details and Thoughts -> it says so on the tin; dimension hopping cmyk! EXCEPT
all four of them are dimension hopping separately and are constantly meeting each other... in the wrong order. in different spanning dimensions, and each of them hop dimensions in differing ways.
for example:
T̸̢̧̞̯̠̖̱͖̙͚͎̈́͒̅͑̇̋͐̃͒h̷͙̻̖̞̾̇̂̎̊̀̈̌̏͝ě̶͖̖͂̔͗̿̌̒͗̔̚s̷̛̫͙̤̯̬͕̺͂̐̊̓̐͒̂̕͠e̶̻̓̍̀͋͘û̶̲̾̊͒s̸͓̉͊̇̃̆͛̀͘͝͝ aka Tommy Innit- Chaos Demon currently cursed with dimension hopping because he pranked his dimension's Chaos Demoness Goddess Drista. He cannot stay in one dimension long, pain will overtake his body if he stays for more than a week, sometimes more than a few days or even hours. It's randomized whether or not he can stay or withstand the pain of staying. He is the 'youngest' and 'latest' of the friend group.
Experiment T-U88-Oasis aka Tubbo - A test tube experiment genius, actually the youngest (he's only been alive for 5 years, 3 of them dimension hopping) but technically the oldest in terms of dimension hopping? He always seems to be the one ahead of the curve, meeting others and referencing meet ups that haven't happened yet for the others. Rare instances of other others meeting a younger him that is so unlike the chaotic, hyper Tubbo that they know of. He stole an unfinished experimental device that lets him dimension hop, he keeps fiddling with it, which makes him hop dimensions- or well, it sometimes short circuits on its own and he's gone.
Lethe aka Ranboo - Initially from a superhero universe, Ranboo's powers were mostly about teleportation. Short range, sometimes long range if he could focus and had the stamina for it. He and his superhero mentor ended up busting a villain lair who was messing with powers. Something happened, Ranboo's powers got MAJORLY messed up and he ended up hopping dimensions and losing his memories. He didn't even know his name was Ranboo or his actual superhero name- Tubbo named him Lethe the first time they met, even gave him his trademarked memory journal. Ranboo's powers are unstable, each use has him forgetting all over again, but slowly, over time he doesn't forget. Slowly though.
Purpled - He's a regular teen and mercenary. He does odd jobs, REALLY odd jobs and somehow he's in every dimension all three of them have been to? Second 'eldest' to the group, he's been at this almost as long as Tubbo has. They have no idea how he's dimension hopping and Purpled refuses to answer it straight, not even Tubbo knows how he's going at it and technically he's the oldest! Purpled's the one with the most mystery, he's 'normal'. Fully human with no powers whatsoever, just pure martial skill, however from his travels that he somehow goes on, he has the most stuff. Weapons, items, etc.
so yeah, dimension hopping cmyk :) again i could go on but this has gone long enough.
maybe ask me again if you'd like to know more. or more about the other shots that are dusting away on my shelves. it was really fun talking about this stuff :DD
#non answer#non post#fanfic#fanfic ideas#man it's been so long since i've thought about these shots#like seriously these ideas were so good#i just didnt have the motivation or inspiration to do them#honestly anyone is welcome to do them#because i actually wanna read them too
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Character Intros
So as I started writing some longer things and will hopefully start posting them soon periodically, I think it’s a good time to introduce the recurring characters that I will be using. These characters are based on PC’s (and a few NPC’s) from one of my DND campaigns, so most stories will have my PC as the main character and the whumpee (cause I obviously know and care about her the most and I’m uncomfortable torturing other ppls PC’s unless I’m DMing) and will take place in parallel universes, in the same vague fantasy DND forgotten realms settings. Also all names changed cause it’s not exactly the same characters but rather my interpretation of them, and more importantly to reduce the chance of anyone finding out. (though if you’re reading this you have no right to judge me cause you are here as well)
Character profiles under the cut. All portraits made in this picrew.
Mirwen (female 25)
Main whumpee.
Half-elf oath of vengeance paladin.
She grew up with her very abusive human father, and joined the military to get away from home. After several years she left to become an adventurer, which would allow her to engage in legally questionable vigilante activities.
She is trying to keep an appearance of being strong and stoic but she’s very impulsive and uses anger to hide her fear. Would rather die then ask for help. She is the designated responsible adult of the party, and is extremally protective of the other party members and would happily sacrifice herself for them.
Rauna (18 female)
One of 2 main caretakers.
Half-elf life domain cleric of Salune.
She never knew her parents and was raised by nuns. She had a quite happy, but very sheltered childhood, and ran away from the monastery to become an adventurer to to see the world and use her powers to help people.
She’s smart but very awkward, so often ends up accidently saying the wrong thing, but she is doing her best. Baby of the teem who can do no wrong and must be protected at all costs. Also she’s the main healer and the one with revivify so if she dies everyone dies.
Calina (23 female)
Party member
Aasimar arcane-trickster rogue.
She is from a well off family and grew up with loving and protective parents. She wanted to learn how to fight and learn magic so her parents reluctantly allowed her to go away and become an adventurer.
She is the party’s resident ray of sunshine and probably the most emotionally stable one. She is very nice and friendly, and can talk her way out of most situations, and she usually sees the best in people, though sometimes she can be too trusting.
Thancur (20 male)
Party member
Earth genasi battle-smith artificer.
He was raised by his dwarvish adoptive father and grew up to be a blacksmith just like him. When his father disappeared under mysterious circumstances he became an adventurer in the hopes of finding or avenging his father.
He is definitely the smart one of the team and he tries to act like a serious adult but can sometimes be childish or petty due to his naivete and youth. He is rather stoic and quite introverted, so though he likes his party, he can sometimes feel somewhat uncomfortable with how loud and emotional his teammates can get.
Alysa (28 female)
One of 2 main caretakers. Mirwen’s crush/S.O
Aasimar life domain cleric of Eldath.
She grew up with a single mother who was a midwife and she followed in her mother’s footsteps and became a healer. She never really left her hometown, quite content with living a safe and “boring” life and leaving the adventuring for others.
She is calm and patient, but can be strict when needed. She is smart and good at reading people, but not the best with dealing with other’s emotions.
Firiende (~300? female)
The party’s employer/boss. Thuncur’s new mentor
High Elf necromancer wizard.
She is very intelligent and dedicates her time to the pursuit of knowledge, especially of dark and forbidden magic, not for some evil plans but out of genuine curiosity. She does not like risking herself though, so despite being way more powerful than them, she employs adventurers for the dirtier and more dangerous parts of her research.
She is very calm and collected, and it’s near impossible to get a rise out of her. She is nice enough but doesn’t really get emotionally attached to anyone, especially from shorter lived species.
Adan (22 male)
Party’s “sidekick” and Calina’s boyfriend
Human mercenary
He is Calina’s childhood friend, they grew up together and they both always planned to go adventuring and see the world. When Calina went off adventuring he joined a well respected mercenary group. He met the party when they were off on a quest and dicided to join them so he could travel with Calina as they always dreamed of doing. He is not a full member of the party but more of a “sidekick” as, though he is a good fighter, he is still “just some guy” and not nearly as powerful as them.
He is levelheaded and easygoing and does not involve himself with the others’ drama. He is always trying to learn new things and improve himself so he can be as powerful as Calina and prove himself to her.
Duke Amerik Ravengard (40′s male)
Whumper
Human noble
Honestly I don’t ever give whumpers much character, but what’s story relevant is that he is a power hungry noble that wants to build himself an undead army (dead soldiers are lower maintenance and cheaper than living ones) and will do whatever he can to get his hands on Firiende’s research that he believes will allow him to achieve that.
#character intro#character reference#character picrew#whump character#I'll probably reblog it periodically as I update it and add more characters#not me trying to be ~quirky and original~ with the though bubble things#dnd oc#dnd character#dnd whump#I'll hopefully post the first story this week
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Briar Twins
Yvone & Yvana
For those who don’t know (ig most of you guys) I have a ts4 gameplay with the Briar family, and since it’s kinda a “fix it” universe, the briar parents are alive and had more children, two beautiful twin girls! So I wondered: How would they look like in the SxF universe?
So meet Yvone and Yvana! They were separated from their oldest siblings when they were toddlers and got adopted by a not so nice family when they were pre teens.
But since then, they worked hard to get information about their bio family, siblings, relatives and such, their research was successful and when they finally turned the legal age they changed their last name to "Briar"
They work at Berlint's courthouse and people often confused the twins, so they began wearing diff hairstyles.
But it's spyxfamily! Ofc they're hiding a secret!
The family who adopted them was the "Fumagali" a mafia family famous for their drug dealing work. The twins were never seen as part of the family, they were more like workers, pursuing the ones who were in debt or the ones who were rebellious~
They absolutely despise their "family" and can't wait for the day the family's patriach finally get his one way ticket to hell... they could do it themselves tho, but then they wouldn't have a moment of peace.
anyway! I hope you liked my babies lol
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Do you think adopting your partner's child after you marry your partner is also bad? (I hope this doesn't sound aggressive, I'm just genuinely curious about your opinion)
i was just abt to post that i am actually not anti this at all!! in fact, i think im pro this, of course recognizing there are nuances (especially when it comes to race and domestic violence). i was thinking abt it in the context of queer couples and how if i were to be inseminated, my partner not only could but should have the ability to make decisions, specifically medical ones, on the childs behalf in the same way i am. however, a) i recognize my own personal bias in this as a queer person (even tho i dont want kids) and b) as im typing this im realizing how STUPID legal claims to a child in general are. like even if you birth a child. like idk i think im thinking about all the examples of like teens and teenagers having a lot of their agency stripped away from them from even their birth parents and because their a minor the law just like,,,, doesnt listen to the kid. i guess i just think we need an entirely new understanding of the way we respect and give agency to kids, as well as understanding the implications of parents making decisions for kids who actively do not consent to things. like the entire concept of staking claim over a child under law is really weird to me, biological or not. but these r highly developing thoughts and im here to just share and discuss, not necessarily make a strict argument abt this part
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Firstly you're terrifying and i love you (4am lightbulb moments for work that you actually get up to follow thru on!?!? Okay i see you and im in awe and a little 《a lot》 scared)
i've questions about spooks the office kitty tho. Is he like collectively owned or does he actually belong to someone and just visits or like. Whats the deal?? Is there a spooks fund we can donate to?? Also. Whos bathroom is the litter box in?? i just need as many spooks facts as you feel like sharing please.
Anyway!!
You're doing so well!!! You kick ass at this lawyer gig, you know?? Truly inspirational like wow. i hope you make sure to take twice as good of care of yourself as you do your clients tho, okay?? Jiejie must always be okay no matter what 💗💓💗
do not validate my 4am lightbulb moments omg i have never regretted anything more tbh i am so tired today i feel like i'm living solely off the caffeine in my system
ANYWAY!! spooks (formally Spooky because firstly, black cat, duh, and secondly, he was adopted last halloween) legally belongs to mr and mrs bossman, but tbh if anyone tries to tell me spooks is not coming to the office anymore, i will lead a straight up strike at the workplace, and i'm sure everyone will join in. we all love him!! spooks enjoys spending time on our desks overseeing our work - a very good supervisor!!
he wasn't meant to be the office cat, but bossman had to bring him in one day on their way to the vet, and spooks just took a liking to the office! i'm told he enjoys it more in the office than at home with mr and mrs bossman, so now he just comes in every morning with bossman! he's got a scratching post and all at the office, and enjoys sitting in client meetings in our conference room because it's the room with floor to ceiling windows and spooks likes to watch the birds ehehehe
spooks has unfortunately clocked out for the day, but i'll see if i can get some photos of him in action tomorrow! :DDD
#asks#karetahana#work stories#we don't officially have a spooks treats fund but we all just end up buying him snacks and toys anyway because we're suckers like that
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let’s talk about 9-1-1 buddie headcanons:
- eddie gets rid of his truck. christopher is getting older and wants more independence so he gets something with better clearance. and I’ve decided that something is a dodge durango. eddie is actually really into it. can’t stop talking about the fold down seats and towing capabilities. buck teases him and calls it his soccer mom van. then immediately starts researching CP-friendly soccer leagues for chris.
- buck strikes me as a podcast kinda guy. I feel like a lot of his random facts probably start with information learned via podcast and then researched separately on google or wikipedia.
- luddite eddie my beloved. but not like luddite luddite. eddie’s a millennial so I see him as okay with all the 20th century technology he grew up with and just not all the newfangled smart home/internet gaming stuff.
- abuela gives eddie an old turntable and a box of records and he falls in love with it. likes to play spanish love songs while cleaning on the weekends.
- eddie breaks up with ana. he does it quietly and cordially a couple weeks after the sniper incident.
- buck and taylor date for a little while but never really take off. and it’s super important that it’s buck who makes the decision to break up. they both have very busy lives and different priorities. and taylor acknowledges she probably shouldn’t have kissed him in the first place. she just hated to see buck so broken and wanted to comfort him. they decide they are better as friends.
- bosko and eddie friendship rights! eddie actually apologizes to her and they become gym buddies. lena stops going to the junkyard fights and finds an MMA gym that she’ll take eddie to. during the pandemic they somehow find themselves doing socially distanced tai-chi in the park. they keep it up once the gyms reopen.
- side note: lena does in fact get a cat. he’s a huge floofy maine coon named sarge who absolutely adores eddie. rubs his head all over him and immediately worms his way into his lap when eddie visits. he hisses at buck tho and lena finds it endlessly hilarious.
- demisexual eddie! I like the idea of lena no-nonsense asking eddie if he’s ace one day and eddie just having an internal panic attack but not being able to figure out why. karen gently brings it up few months later and he’s just deny deny deny. then he overhears david telling michael that he gives off ace vibes and that’s the last straw. so eddie pulls a full buck and starts researching just to prove everyone wrong. except it’s like a lightbulb clicks on and yeah. maybe there’s something to this.
- eddie and karen have a book club every other week. usually novellas or a short story collection. queer theory and literary fiction. the occasional poetry book. at some point they invite david to join them. they also have a not-so-secret romance novel exchange because they are big saps.
- eddie is also a sucker for a really good cup of black coffee. has a favorite hole-in-the-wall cafe where he buys beans in bulk. buck calls it his diesel fuel drink and grimaces at the taste. he prefers simple oatmilk latte from the place near the station. and yet buck always seems to know what days eddie will be running late and rushing to work and has a cup from said hole-in-the-wall coffee waiting. despite it not being on buck’s route.
- christopher loves buck’s loft. buck keeps a stash of toys and coloring books in his coffee table trunk for when he visits. chris sees the stairs as a fun challenge and will often ask to go up and sit on buck’s bed to watch the city. or sit on the patio while buck bbq’s dinner for the three of them. he thinks it’s the coolest house ever.
- buck actually rides his bike. it’s not just for show. especially after the pandemic hit. he likes to go out in the mornings. drives to a nearby trail on his days off and enjoys the scenery while the sun comes up. sometimes eddie and chris meet him there after his ride and they have a breakfast picnic.
- the diaz-buckley-han’s share one netflix account. it’s technically buck’s in that he pays for it, but when maddie moved to LA he set her up with her own profile. then logged into his account at eddie’s one day and never logged out. renamed the profile buck & eddie after he setup a kid’s profile specifically for chris. then after learning about maddie and chim’s not-dating buff-fridays, buck put both their names on her profile as a prank. and then it just stayed that way. jee-yun even has a profile despite being a literal infant that doesn’t watch tv. maddie cried when she saw it.
- buck takes the legal guardianship thing very seriously. he’s already really involved in essentially co-parenting chris but he starts getting really nervous about asking invasive questions about chris’ medical history. so eddie sits him down with chris and the three of them talk about it. eddie very specifically asks chris if he’s okay with sharing that kind of info with buck. because even tho christopher’s a kid eddie always wants him to have a say in his own health decisions. then he has a more in-depth convo with just buck about insurance and bills and doctor’s visits. makes sure buck has access to all of it.
- chris played secret matchmaker. went to his old friend santa claus and asked if buck would stay forever. santa came thru, as always.
- also carla knows. buck starts spending more nights at the diaz house and one morning she lets herself in and sees buck coming out of eddie’s room in just a pair of sweatpants. she gives him a coy eyebrow raise and buck blushes. then she just laughs, pats his cheek affectionately, and says your secret’s safe with me buckaroo. when a bleary-eyed eddie wanders out a half hour later she pushes a cup of coffee into his hands, waits a few moments, looks eddie dead in the eyes, and points at buck. I see you took my advice. eddie chokes on his coffee.
- speaking of carla she is family. she and her husband are regular guests at the 118 get-togethers, holidays at the firehouse, and family meals. she occasionally takes on other clients, but she’s mostly exclusive to the diazes these days. esp as christopher gets older and wants more independence. she’s been around since he was 7 and he’s comfortable with her. she stays his home heath care aide until she retires. then she personally vets a new one. because not just anyone will do for her boy. they throw her a huge retirement party.
- gonna jump into the future because christopher absolutely names his daughter carla shannon buckley-diaz. there isn’t a dry eye in the house.
- and I don’t actually see chris calling buck pops or anything. he’s just his buck. tho I can see eddie asking christopher if he wants to hyphenate his last name when buck officially adopts him. buck’s his hero so chris is 100% onboard.
- buck and eddie don’t have more kids. eddie never wanted more and buck is surrounded by the ever-expanding horde of firefam kids. they love their little trio.
- also eddie is hilariously terrible with other kids. he just. doesn’t know how to talk to them. he’s literally the best father ever with christopher, but any other kid and he’s all awkward hello small human. it’s also the reason the team sends buck to handle kid rescues. he knows how to speak to kids and they light up around his sunshine energy. but then there are certain kids who just glom onto eddie. usually the quiet ones. they find something about his calm dad presence very soothing so they just cling to him until buck can coax them around.
- I do not see the buckley-diazes getting a pet. buck and eddie work long shifts and it’s not fair to put that kind of extra responsibility on carla when her job is to care for chris. however, as chris gets older he does get a mobility service dog to help with counterbalance. she’s a golden retriever named stella and she’s a very good girl.
- buck proposes by accident. they’re at the park with christopher and marriage just sorta comes up during one of his infodumps. eddie is eating his sandwich, nodding along, and just casually says of course I want to marry you. buck stops talking. christopher giggles. eddie panics. but when he looks at buck he’s all puppy-eyed and hopeful. you do? eddie nods. chris chimes in with a stage whispered ask properly buck and say yes dad. so they do.
#been doing some more eddie meta lately so these are an extension of that#honestly I probably have even more but I'm gonna stop#buddie#eddie diaz#evan 'buck' buckley#christopher diaz#carla price#lena bosko#911 what's queue emergency?#writing in the ready room#911 fox#9-1-1
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God imma have such a great time with fnaf lore /s
Bruh i need to go out and touch some grass think about life and refresh my mind cuz I'm going insane, i decided to go down a path of research for fnaf lore so i can work around my au and actually do the damn comic, cuz i want it to at least be close to canon as i can
But it's, like always with fnaf, so many loose threads, and at this point i just gotta convince myself to make the damn thing for comfort like i originally planned
But i most definitely need a god damn break, cuz my mind is plauged by fnaf and its exhausting
Like i just want a way to make a silly comic with a happy ending where, vanessa is saved takes care of Gregory, and adopts him for legal reasons (but i mostly see her a sister figure to him), and the both go on to rebuild the animatronics, and live somewhat of a happy life and that William STAYS fucking dead (like dude plz, you're one cough away from turning into dust, you're supposed to be dead!)
But just like, vanny herself is a mess, she honestly the one i have most trouble with tbh, Gregory's story seems more concrete then her's, and i think matpat should try and foucus on her ngl
Tho i found someone who really focused on het story a bit more, witch holy shit thank heavens cuz i needed some answers
Tho, as much as I'd like to wait till the dlc for me to actually work on the comic with more concrete answers, i don't, i wanna make this comic soon, i alreday have the script for first part of it half ready
I just hope i can fulfil my young self from when i first entered this fandom, witch was when it first came out, to become those comic artists with aus on tumblr and ppl asks stuff lmao, a kid can only dream
And like yeah, they weren't very close to cannon and more for fun, so i have that to boost my confidence on this as well
#fnaf rant#fnaf security breach#security breach spoilers#fnaf gregory#glamrock freddy#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#william afton#glamrock animatronics#glamrock chica#glamrock roxanne#monty gator#fnaf#fnaf sb#cake talks
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Being Scott’s Boyfriend Would Include…
Fandom: X-Men (Marvel)
Pairing: Scott Summers & Male Reader
Requested: yes/no
Warning(s): none, just fluff
Notes: so um lmao I had this in my mind and I just needed to write it. I think it may be a little too long but that’s okay I hope you guys enjoy it! 💕
(GIF not mine)
Cuddling 24/7
Mans cannot function without cuddling at least once a day
Having movie night dates every Friday (mostly always Star Wars)
He will always pay even if you protest
“Borrowing” the professors cars along with Jubilee, Jean, Ororo, Peter, and Kurt
Xavier has given up at this point
Always dressing up as something Star Wars related
One time, you dressed as Leía as a joke to fool around with Scott. Let’s just say he stopped functioning and had a nosebleed when he walked into your guys’ room
Always comforting him and making him food when the anniversary of Alex’s death comes around
You make sure he takes it easy and cuddle in bed all day with him if that’s what he needs
At first he was nervous to show pda since he was new to this whole dating a guy thing
Eventually, with some reassurance, he now proudly holds your hand in public
If he’s feeling extra confident that day, he’ll wrap his arm around your waist
Scott being amazed at your powers even if the other kids were afraid of them
Everyone knew not to mess with you unless they wanted to get badly injured. I mean, they all saw the incident with the tree
You being his sparring partner since you could easily put up a shield with your energy powers
If you get injured during a mission, he will instantly rush you to the med bay once you arrive to the mansion
He will baby you once you get out of med bay. Scott will run a warm bath for you, dress you, and tuck you into bed
Constant I love yous whether it be across the room, table, in between classes or in the hallways
Small pecks here and there
Scott’s kisses are passionate, slow and full of love
He will hold you by your waist while you wrap your arms around his neck
On stressful days tho, his kisses are rough and messy
Scott will always show you off
Sometimes, you’ll be walking down the hall and you’ll hear:
“Have you met my boyfriend (y/n) yet? He’s the greatest person to ever exist” or “My boyfriend (y/n) can do it 10 times better than you”
Scott can get jealous very easily
He will feel threatened by every guy that talks to you that’s not him, Charles, Hank, Peter, and Kurt
If a guy starts to get a little to flirty with you, he will wrap his arm around your waist and kiss you on the cheek which results in you kissing him completely
He gives the guy a cocky smile, knowing that you acknowledge him as your boyfriend and don’t try to hide it
When you guys settle for the night he’s always the big spoon. It makes him feel that he’s protecting you in a way
You’ll wake up first and turn around to look at him
He looks so peaceful and at ease when he sleeps so you just nuzzle into his chest and fall asleep again
Eventually, after 6 years of dating he’ll pop the question. Sure, you can’t legally get married yet, but you’ll both be married in each other’s eyes
It also doesn’t bother both of you that other people think that your both too young to get married. It’s your guys’ life
You guys go to Paris for your honeymoon. Yes, it’s cheesy but Raven suggested it. She said it’s actually pretty fun when your not getting shot at. Whatever that means
And, a couple years later, you and Scott “adopt” a kid in a way. A kid named Bobby who’s dealing with being a mutant and, with being gay.
You both greeted Bobby when he arrived at the school and somehow since then, he’s become a son of sorts to both of you. He was really happy that you both accepted him even if he was gay, somehow not knowing both of you were married.
When he does find out tho, he’s ecstatic and ever since then, all three of you had become somewhat of a small family. And it was perfect. Everything you both ever wanted. A family of your own. And it was perfect
Fin
#male reader#x male reader#marvel oneshots#Scott Summers x male reader#x men x male reader#x men imagine#headcanons#marvel imagine#cyclops x male reader#male reader insert#male reader imagine
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