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emmyrosee · 9 months

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You left him for two minutes. All of two minutes.

On the rare days off that you and Shoto get to spend together, it’s almost always spent curled together on the couch or in the bed, watching him work out for fun before making him cheat on his diet, anything that lets the day drip by slower than any other day of the week.

You left him to pee. That’s it. Placing the bowl of sour candy down, you slip out from his lap, give him a kiss before moving down the hall like any standard, subconscious person would.

Two. Minutes.

“Shoto, what’re you doing?”

“You like the strawberry flavor the best.”

By the time you come out, he’s got a pile of pink candy, separated by the other colors except for purple, which is in its own little pile. “You don’t like the grape flavor.”

You quirk a brow and walk back over to him, watching as he continues to segregate the candies, “baby, I would’ve been more than happy to just pick around them, you didn’t have to do all of this.”

“But you don’t like them,” he repeats, looking up at you with those doe eyes that you love to get lost in. “You look down every time you reach for one. I thought I might help ease the burden slightly.”

Burden. Your first world problem of not liking sour grape skittles should be the farthest thing from a burden to him.

But to shoto, it’s not one, and it’ll never be one; little acts of services like these aren’t new, small details just to make hour by hour tasks and privilegies just that much easier.

It’s something he’s always done. Something he’s always going to do. Because he loves you.

With a smile, you slink back into his lap, your head nuzzling against his stomach while the tv drones on about whatever he put on while you were gone. You kiss the warmth of his tummy to feel the muscles constrict under the affection, and you bury your hand into the bowl of candy right after.

“Don’t be cheeky.”

“Don’t know what you’re talking about,” you hum. A hand rests on your head, thumb gently rubbing over the warmth of your crown as silence fills the room once again.

Popping a skittle into your mouth, your face quickly grimaces, and he hums in acknowledgement.“Eugh,” you grumble, and he looks down at you, silently asking you what happened.

And you want to lie. Truly! It’s better for everyone if you do, just tell him you bit your tongue and let him think nothing more.

But apparently, you don’t.

“Missed a grape one,” you tease.

“….”

“Sho?”

“Spit it into my hand.”

“Sho, no-“

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designernishiki · 9 months

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it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now

#I think on another level he was sorta saying like ‘hey kiryu. you’re making it extremely clear that you don’t trust me and my intentions #and I’ve been trying to show you- over and over again- that I’d do just about anything for you and your safety #but I can’t just let my mask fall off in front of everyone- I need to keep up the unpredictable morally grey wildcard act for both my sake #AND yours. because disguising my helping you as crazy random violent outbursts and weird stalker behavior #is the only way I CAN help you. do you think it would go over well with shimano or literally anyone else if I was outright helping you out #of the kindness of my heart and fondness for you? stop being so fucking dense and look past the crazy wacky nonsense for a second and #maybe you’ll realize that all I do at the end of the day- really- is help you and put my own life and reputation on the line for you.#I am an honest guy when it comes to my real values and when I told you I wouldn’t let anyone kill you unelss it was myself- I meant it.#I’ve taken a knife and a bullet for you now. can you REALLY not see through the act yet? am I REALLY that unpredictable when you think about #it?’#that was a longer explanation than i intended but. it was difficult to put into words #I basically feel like it could be read as him implying kiryu shouldn’t backstab the people who put themselves on the line to help him #and/or pointing out that he’s never actually done kiryu dirty and has stuck to his word protecting him in the ways he can #trying to say yeah all this is a crazy act and all but when it comes down to it you Can trust me #it really makes sense when you think about it that he’d have to help kiryu/show affection towards kiryu in unpredictable convoluted ways #at that point in time because. I mean. there’s a reason he was the only person who showed up to welcome kiryu when he got out of prison #and that’s because A) he sticks to his word and his loyalty to people he cares about and B) no one else had the balls or the batshit insane #mask to wear to ward off anyone asking real questions like majima did. because ANYONE associating themselves with the supposed #patriarch-killer was a HUGE NO-NO at the time. someone important showing up for kiryu and welcoming him back outright could’ve caused #all-out warfare probably. except majima. because majima was dedicated and smart enough to use his widely-feared wildcard persona #(that everyone tended to view as incapable of having any Real agenda to worry about) to his And kiryu’s advantage #does that make sense??? I feel like it makes a lot of sense if you get it to click in your head #kazumaji #majima #kiryu #yakuza #kiwami 1 #yk1 #rambling

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sciderman · 4 months

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I feel like Karan Soni just should've been a Francis henchman Wade would kidnap, call him Bob and make him tell Wade everything about Francis, his plans and operations, he even could drive him around. It wouldn't be perfect but imo it'd be better than the disrespect Bob got in Deadpool 1.

i think the bob scene in deadpool 1 is hilarious and also do not know why you think bob is deserving of any kind of respect

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#we’ve never respected bob in this house and never will #sci speaks #sorry anon . i love the bob scene.#you’re wrong about this. disagree wholeheartedly.#I think honestly it would be more disrespectful to have bob and it not actually be bob.#bad take anon.#also I do think bob has to be white. I think it’s important that he is.#don’t make me elaborate. but he is nazi coded after all.#I know they didn’t use hydra in deadpool movie. and that is good.#think this is honest to god the best way to go about adapting bob without hydra.#if karan soni were bob it would be a very. very weird flex.#BOB IS NAZI CODED. I don’t trust those of you who are electing to ignore that.#it is the whole reason why it is okay to disrespect him. he is literally there to be disrespected.

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londonknights · 27 days

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entomology class is so much fun i love *checks notes* staring at a mountain of dead insects and trying to identify them without screaming crying or throwing up

#my thoughts #rick’s college era #if you think butterflies are pretty you’re wrong and i don’t trust you #they’re just bigger insects with weird scaly wings #and don’t even get me started on the moths with clear wings

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thesmallestmanwhoeverlived · 3 months

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sorry here i am complaining about twitter again but there’s certain people in the fandom that are acting like those popular girls in high school and it’s pissing me off. okay you have a secret you don’t wanna tell anyone but then maybe don’t constantly tweet about it because obviously people are going to want to know what happened????

#they’ve been doing this since the beginning as well #there’s this group and if you’re not part of it they don’t tell you anything and you can’t talk in the twitter spaces either #i don’t understand how they don’t see that that’s so weird??#anyways the thing that happened is nell tweeted something like #you really trust the writers #to someone asking her about a bobbie season #and she deleted it later #wtfock

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samsqueerpolycule · 2 months

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So you’re an American who watched Emily in Paris and now you have a little voice in your ear saying that it might be cool to move to Europe. Heed my warning! Do not listen to him! That little voice is the devil and he wants to ruin your life. Trust me. Trust me look me in the eyes do NOT move to Europe. It is not the fun quirky adventure you think it is. Do not do it! Don’t make the same mistakes I have

#Europe is beautiful but like once you’re here for a while you get used to the beauty and then it’s just inconvenient and kinda sucky #there’s nothing to do in my city #literally nothing #the food at least in my city is terrible #for some reason literally everything is just a little bit worse #toilet stalls are way smaller #toilets flush weird and never flush all the way #no central heat or AC so you’re always either freezing or hot #the windows don’t have screens so there’s bugs everywhere #for some godforsaken reason they refuse to use decent laundry technology so it literally takes me 8 hours to do one load of laundry #and the machines are tiny so it often takes 2-3 loads #public transit isn’t as fun as it sounds #like guys I could go on just trust me do not let the devil tempt you #I wish I could go home every single day #collette speaks

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silo1013 · 11 months

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i’m watching the secret x files which are about interpersonal relationships and character dynamics

#today’s topic of musing. marita covarrubias. she interests me a lot #particularly her relationship to mulder. like she’s his source but she’s more than his previous sources were #but she isn’t really a love interest for him either. at least not that i noticed #so they’re in this weird limbo of like. i trust you i don’t trust you you don’t trust me #i have your home phone number i fell asleep on your couch when you stole evidence i was the first one you called #but when i’m in trouble you can’t help me and when you’re in trouble i can’t help you until i can and then i will #idk. fascinating

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sammygender · 1 year

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i literally don’t understand what it’s like to be boring. like sorry i guess i’m just built different. imagine possessing the ability to say no. imagine not being incredibly, deeply, maladpatively impulsive. i always attract people who i love but are just like sorta loser adjacent as in they never are up to do Crazy Random Shit (and all of them CLAIM it’s because someone needs to be ‘responsible’ out of us but like i am an older brother and very intelligent i’m just impulsive while i’m smart💔) and always whine at ME for doing things that AREN’T EVEN THAT CRAZY! like sorryyy that my life is interesting and i can’t Not Do Things. sorry that i am not someone who worries in a way that stops him from doing anything. maybe i just befriend too many people with anxiety disorders but that’s not even it cause you can have an anxiety disorder and still Not Be Boring. like being boring is a state of mind. just stop it. sometimes it’s easier to say yes so like why are you even saying no

#‘i can’t be bothered’ BE BOTHERED.#and then when they act like IM somehow worse for it like no??? sorry that ur boring and wouldn’t do anything if it wasn’t for me??#i’ll like do ONE tiny slightly unhinged thing like. idk! smoke a random cigarette from an ash tray #or like talk a lot about jumping over train tracks #or attempt to climb over a barbed wire fence into one of those electrical thingys because there’s a whole pretty grassy area #or like eat muffins off the ground cause i wanted to see what they were like #or miss my stop 3 times in a row and completely change the plan of where i was going to #and suddenly it’s all like. ohhhh you’re so irresponsible i need to keep an eye on you #like. girl. you realise i do this shit alone too and i am always completely fine #newsflash but i know how to use bus systems i know how to get home from places i wouldn’t actually kill myself on train tracks or barbed #wire and ingesting some weird toxin is not going to immediately kill me #i didn’t even ask u to do it with me i just saw a fun opportunity and toon it. DONT #be a spoilsport. don’t judge💔#like u think this is me crazy?#ohhh u haven’t even seen me crazy. trust i can be a LOT more crazy #oliver talks #need more friends who match my energy fr

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ghostzvne · 1 year

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the problem with putting a lot of effort into honing a creative skill that is only accessible to approx 3 people at any given time is you feel really weird saying you’re good at it because you have no way to “prove” it unless the person you’re talking to is one of those specific people so then it’s just like you’re talking out of your ass and being self-important about it

this post is about being a game master

#i’m goin post!#i don’t think i’m ever gonna reach a point where i don’t feel like i’m lying when i tell people i’m a good GM #especially if they’ve 1) never been in a game with me 2) played in a game i GMed when i was genuinely not good or skilled at it haha #and it’s like. gah. i am so so so proud of the creativity i’ve poured into gming #and i’m so proud of myself AND MY FRIENDS for all the amazing stories i’ve had the opportunity to help make in that way #but i am. self conches about like? bragging about that. even when i’m in a situation where tooting my own horn is encouraged #gah idk a part of me is like “wow danny this whole post is just you fishing” but it’s smth that’s been on my mind lately #same with like. saying i’m a good roleplayer #it feels very weird to go “just trust me” about my own skills when i have no way to back it up unless you’re currently roleplaying with me #this post may self destruct if i start feeling weird enough about it

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neoriots · 2 years

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i think the best interpretation of ‘utah’ truly is just that whatever wilbur decided, either really going there, going ‘home’, even killing himself, etc, & us being shown him going there and being happy means his story ended with getting to where he wanted.

#neo.txt #regardless of how you’re Supposee to interpret it—that makes me happy.#now for My opinion personally: i don’t think he really went to utah outside of an irl joke. i think cWilbur is off on another adventure #maybe one he’ll bring tommy on someday maybe not. maybe send a card or come back to tell #him how it went. but wherever he’s decided to go (even if that’s like. Hell) he’s happy to be there. and that’s a good ending #also i’m taking ‘never trust americans’ and wilbur saying he is one is meant to just read to tommy as ‘you shouldn’t have trusted me as much #as you did.’ but in a weird ccrime injoke way. bc they’re weird like that

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mars-ipan · 1 year

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Do you like your brother ?

?????? of course???? we’re really close???

#ask #gstone97 #context: this person saw a post where i mention that my brother is autistic #(it was relevant to the post)#and is now quizzing me on whether i’m ableist to him #i’m. assuming as kindly as i can that you’re asking this because you may have faced something from your own family #but trust me when i say my brother is treated as equal in my house #we’re all neurodivergent it’d be really weird if we singled him out #anyways. this is not normal to ask people lmao #my brother and i are close. please do not ask me bad faith questions like this #we fight as all siblings do. but also we are each others’ prime defenders #pls calm down #weird ass tumblr experience. who are you #i do not know you. clearly you don’t follow me #what a lovely time to be alive

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nothingweirdhere · 2 years

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people be like “don’t follow unless your bio includes your race, sexuality, gender, date & place of birth, full legal name, home address, mother’s maiden name, and social security number k thanks”

#yes i just saw a blog that said ‘dni if you don’t have your age and race in your bio’ and yes i’m mad #it’s weird!!! it’s fucking weird!!!!!#like fine okay you don’t want minors or white people or cis people or straight people or whatever to interact #kinda weird but okay #(it’s a public blog like)#(idk. seems weird)#(make a private twitter or something if u wanna be like that)#(but fine whatever)#but when people insist u list that shit publicly???#like bro there’s this radical new concept maybe you’ve never heard of it but it’s called privacy????#also ffs PEOPLE LIE #WHY DO YALL ACT LIKE ‘LISTED IN BIO’ = ABSOLUTE UNDENIABLE TRUTH???????#PLZ STOP ACTING LIKE U CAN TRUST PEOPLE 100% BECAUSE THEY LISTED PERSONAL DETAILS PUBLICLY #*deep breath* anyway. it’s weird #like ok u have a blog aimed towards trans folks #i still think it’s odd to insist that no cis people follow/interact but fine i get what you’re going for #but if you say that people need to have the fact that they’re trans publicly in their bio or carrd or whatever to follow???#nah. fuck that #like especially in that hypothetical situation cuz like #maybe people are closeted???? u ever think of that????#hhhhh it just. stop demanding details about people #it’s weird #(and fuck like this isn’t even cuz i personally care)#(like i have my name and sexuality and whatever public idgaf)#(but insisting on it?? fuck off)#jx.txt

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qlala · 2 years

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For the collective playlist: getaway car by Taylor swift

I remember you once saying that you think that coldflash would constantly break up and get back together towards the start because they’re both terrible at emotions and commitments, so I think this song may work as a ‘len running away from the relationship by joining the waverider’ situation.

Lyrics include “There were sirens in the beat of your heart/ should’ve known I’d be the first to leave/ think about the place where you first met me” but mainly I’m thinking of “I was dying in a getaway car/ said goodbye in a getaway car”….because of obvious reasons

noooo how dare you make me sad with that last part :((( but yes i DO love a messy early years of their relationship where they’re both constantly self-sabotaging and splitting up and getting back together until their friends are like jesus god go to therapy and put us all out of our misery

#literally jane austin voice ‘maybe if i loved you less i could talk about it more’#barry is like well crucially everyone i love dies or leaves or both. so just go ahead and do that because you will eventually #and len is like you’re going to realize this is a mistake eventually and leave so i need to ruin this myself to have control over the pain #and their friends are like have you considered that neither of you actually wants to leave. and you could just trust that.#and they’re like no #len: sometimes when i think of barry getting killed in a senseless act of violence by a stranger it feels bad. like a weird bad feeling #lisa: yeah we used to do that to people. it’s called guilt #len: don’t like that. will it go away if i break up with him. one way to find out #lisa and iris have to lock them in a room with a couples therapist and an NDA #if len tried joining the waverider mick would carry him back off the ship by the scruff of his neck like a misbehaving kitten #(sorry for answering this sooo late i’ve been catching up on asks!!)

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skoolweirdo · 2 years

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Not really totally sure where the all or nothing mindset comes from with LGBTQ people, but the second part of your life begins when you realize you can be attracted to people you would never even think of dating/fucking lol

#lgbtq #pride #you’re making it weird #you’re being an exclusionist over nothing #I don’t understand why people can’t just like trust people at their word #your sexuality can flucuate too #you can be bi or straight and over time become a lesbian or gay and it doesn’t mean you aren’t #not everyone has it all figured out all the time and they shouldn’t have to #you can be a lesbian and over time become bi and it doesn’t mean you’re betraying anyone #not what this post is about but still

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turnedinto-themoon · 8 months

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God all the pro shippers found my anti post… lmao go away

#they’re all like 13 #I genuinely hope you’re safe #also I’m not arguing with a child. get blocked.#and I’m not arguing with adults on this topic because that means you’re a fuckin weirdo #also kids… the opinions you have at 13 and the things you think are okay at that age #are not the things you’re going to think as an adult #because to a 13 year old. things like age differences and power dynamics don’t make much sense #because you can’t comprehend that yet #also get off tumblr #I was on tumblr at 13. so trust me when I say. get off tumblr #read a book. go outside. hug your parents. do your homework.#the reason these things don’t seem weird to you is because when you’re 13 you think you’re so mature and grown #but you’re not! and that’s okay!#enjoy that!#you have plenty of time to be mature and be an adult #and I knowwww when people say enjoy being young feels so patronizing #I know. being 13 is hell.#but you’re going to grow up #and you’re probably going to wish you were young again #I mean I don’t wish I was 13 again. being 13 fucking sucked man.#but #okay wait what was I talking about #anyways. pro shippers DNI. fuck off. get blocked. go to therapy to see why you feel these things.#because you are probably either a literal child. or have some serious issues you need to work through.#bye <3 fuck off <3

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