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descendantofthesparrow · 5 years

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my version of the d3 timeline

okay so with d3 being out, im going to say something

I thought the timeline would be different.

so here's mine

starts off with good to be bad, obvi

then the choosing of the kids

engagement

vks go get the kids

they pick up the four, but instead of the isle crowd being exited, they’re mad, they want to go to auradon too!!! they shouldn't have to wait around till another vk day (this is back when we all thought isle people would only be chosen annually) so the car speeds out of there, and the now just rejected crowd stands behind the car as it exits

hades.

queen of mean

Audrey grabs the scepter, a plan in mind, but because she is not maleficents blood, she falls into a deep sleep, and in a final bit of magic, makes the scepter and crown disappear from her grasp, and she teleports herself to her bed, making it seem like someone else spelled her

now its the mal ben talk, beast suggests closing the barrier for good, both mal and ben are against it, more ben than mal, but mal soon agrees, bens disappointed, but “understands” then he gets his phone call about the crown and scepter being stolen.

beast suggests uma, mal agrees, Ben = uma protection squad

mal tells evie, the exact same scene happens except with more, “kids who want to go back and see their bothers and sisters, or their parents, we’re just going to take that away from them?!”

mal asks evie “E, since when was any parent good on the isle”

“smee” “that's tight, he never did anything but he certainly never stopped anything” “dr facilier” “he was crap to Freddie, he really only likes Celia” “lefou” “again, never really did anything, but never stopped anything”

evie just sits there, trying to come up with an argument, “what about food, if no one goes in or out, what about the barges?” “the goblins grab that remember, no one actually goes in or out, they just reach across the barrier” evie just looks devastated, while there are a lot of bad parents on the isle, some of them are a lot better than others, like Anastasia, dizzy had said multiple times that she wanted to go back to see her auntie, the one who raised her. then the scene goes on like normal.

then the getting ready for janes party scene.

that's when mal gets a call from ben

“Audreys been spelled, her grandmas been trying to wake her up to no avail.”

mal rushes to head over to the dorms, she gets there, seeing Audrey motionless on her bed.

then either she or FG runs a diagnostics on Audrey, revealing that this was a curse of the scepter.

“the only thing more powerful than the scepter is Hades ember”

mal heads back to Evie's house, telling them all about what was going down, and they needed to go back to the isle for hades ember. mal is about to head inside to get changed when magic strikes her, spelling her into an old hag.

the scene goes on like the movie, but instead of Audrey being there, they think its uma behind all of this.

cut to Audrey, Audrey is awake, and she has the scepter and crown, she releases her sleeping spell at janes party, jane goes underwater, she calls Ben, telling him about Audrey.

ben tries to call mal, but she's on the isle, no cell phone service.

mal and gang head to the isle to grab the ember, Celia tagging along, they go to the arcade to get key, the tv plays the same scene, they still think its uma behind it all, then the same pirate stealing bikes scene.

mal tries to get the ember, but hades catches her doing so, and FYI, hades is NOT mals dad in this version, he asks what she wants, she says she needs it to break a spell, one song later (a hard rock version of do what you gotta do, with no daddy issues shit) hades only agrees to give it to mal IF, his son hadie comes off the isle next. mal “I can't do that” “well then~, I guess no ember for you” procedes to walk away, mal breaks, agreeing to his plan.

mal now has ember, but hades warns her only gods/demigods can use the ember, and she would need either him or another god to use it for her

“ill take my chances” “if it gets wet its game over”

cut to ben and Audrey scene. Audrey curses ben to beast mode. but does not turn FG into stone yet.

the core four + Celia exit the isle, mal goes though her little blue up, but Celia bumps her arm, causing the ember to go flying through the air, right into umas grasp.

in the background, harry and gil are rejoicing.

“it can't get wet! give it back before it goes out!!”

“why? you won't be able to use it, either way, ~ only a god or demi-god can use it...and oh~ your not one, but...I am~”

mal is stubborn not wanting to team up with uma, evie rationalizes with her, “M shes right, we need a god to use the ember, and we have one right in front of us”

“but shes the one who cast the curse in the first place remember?” “mal shes offering an out right now, if we just go along with it she might back off”

“uggg.....fine”

uma cackles, but says one more thing “if you want my help....open the barrier for harry and gil”

jay growls but opens the barrier anyway, the boys don't even wait before jumping though.

uma cackles, releasing her transformation, mal yelps out a no, the ember was gonna get wet.

uma reappears on the bridge, harry nearly tackles her, but he remains mostly calm, gil is just like a retriever tho.

the scene continues on like in the movie, with some exceptions.

“uma give me the ember, I need that to break a spell”

Carlos: “yeah one cast by you”

confused uma is confused “what spell? I didn't cast any spell”

the core four are now stunned, “what? but you cursed Audrey to sleep with my mother's scepter-’

“hold it right there dragon breath, if I used the scepter...wouldnt I be asleep right now? cuz im not maleficents blood, only your mom or you can touch it remember?”

mals brain fizzles out, shit shes right

“but if you didn't do it” evie inquires, “who did?”

uma grins turning to her boys “this seems like a job for pirates!!!!” mal is just frustrated “uma give the ember to me, i need it”

uma just hums ‘well I might not give it back~ just to see what happens”

“uma it's not the time for games peoples lives are in danger!!!”

“guarantee me that every single villain kid that wants too, can get off the isle”

“I can't do that” “can't do that huh *holds it over the edge* well how bout now!!”

“deal!...deal” *uma fake stumbles, harry still tries to catch her*

the scene continues on like in the movie.

they arrive at the school, going to make their way to audreys dorm, but they find everyone asleep.

the scene continues on like in the movie, but dude doesn't talk. so they have no clue on who the culprit is.

mal and the others head to audreys room, to use the ember to wake her up, only to find she's not there, they do a minor search tiring to find clues on who took Audrey, uma flops on audreys bed, finds her diary...and that how they find out.

“Hey, guys...come look at this”

they gather around uma, who reads the last input Audrey put in her diary.

detailing her plan for becoming the queen of auradon, and taking it by any means necessary.

it clicks for harry and uma, but takes a second for the others to understand.

“guys” harry growls, like its obvious,(which it is) “yer princess is the one who cast the spell!”

“shes not like that!” “yeah Audrey wouldn't do something like this”

“oh really” uma hums, flipping though audreys diary “take a look at all this”

pages and pages of heartbreak and grief, rants about the pressure put on by her grandparents, how she never even got an apology from Ben OR Mal.

how shes a failure for not keeping her hold on ben, and how she wishes he had broken up with her like a normal person.

“it's obvious she snapped and took the crown and scepter”

‘We need to find ben” mal says, snatching the book from uma and tossing it on the bed, gil steals a glance, seeing that Audrey hung out at fairy cottage a lot, and stashes that info for later.

“and find FG too, we need the wand”

they all nod, following mal out and to the museum, evie calling fairy godmother.

as they arrive, they see FG trotting up the steps,

“mal what in heavens-” shes turned to stone, the vks gasp, harry runs towards uma, as always trying to protect her.

“no!”

the rush off, not wanting to get turned into stone.

they stop in front of the school dorms, breathing heavily, Carlos hears dude bark, and (referencing the fact that he can speak dog) asks dude if he knows where ben is, confused harry is confused “what are yeh doin’ pup?”

“I can speak dog” “okay then”

now for the scene Night falls, goes exactly like the movie. but instead of the dance break defeating the knights, its Mal, Uma, and Evie's combined magic that overheat audreys magic and cause it to fail.

Evie tries the ice breaker, to no avail.

mal sends the boys to find ben, she and the girls follow Uma's plan to go back to audreys dorm to find out where she might be, then Gil brings up that he saw that Audrey likes to hang out at fairy cottage.

core four are surprised, uma and harry are not, their boy remembers things at the best of times.

the boy's forest scene is exactly the same.

mal, evie, uma, and Celia just start to head to Evie's house, since they know where Audrey might already be.

then the Doug scene, now there is no one kiss, evie finds Doug, but because of her fast thinking, before uma can suggest true loves kiss, evie remembers that she has anti sleeping spell potions, uma is surprised, evie just goes, “my mom is a witch remember?”

Doug wakes up, uma is impressed, “alright im a little intimidated by you now”

“as you should be~”

witch evie is best evie

the boys encounter beast ben, the scene is not changed

back to the girls, mal thanks uma for suggesting audreys place, uma is defensive, mal feels guilt because ‘what the hell have I done to make uma this defensive around me’

later mal apologizes to uma about the shrimpy incident, uma does not forgive her

“Apology accepted, but you're not forgiven”

“i-i can accept that”

Audrey boards up the house and mal and uma work together, uma does NOT give mal the ember, she still doesn't trust her. not completely.

the boys arrive, uma reunites with her boys. the scene continues on as in the movie

now the dark forest scene. it continues on as in the movie, but when mal reveals she been lying the entire time, Celia takes the ember from uma, tossing it into the pot.

the scene continues on like in the movie

mal tries to beg uma to help, but she's done with mals shit, she doesn't want to be hurt anymore, harry leads her away.

final fight scene.

uma returns, picking up the dropped umber from the ground where mal dropped it. as soon as she picks it up, it ignites, sensing Umas demigod status.

dragon mal in the sky pressing down on Audrey keeping her distracted, uma controls the water in the air and plants and sends it towards audreys, aided by the ember, she surrounds Audrey with water and puts pressure on the scepter, breaking it.

Audrey falls defeated.

the movie continues on like normal.

okay, so this is my version of the timeline. hope yall enjoyed!!!!

#Descendents #descendants #disney descendants #harry hook #harry hook descendants #mal daughter of maleficent #evie daughter of the evil queen #Carlos De Vil #jay descendants #ben descendants #Audrey deserves better #audrey descendants #jane descendants #my timeline #my version

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minjiwritesstuff · 5 years

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Kpop questions I can answer: iKON version

Who is your bias? Junhoe!!

(can he please come and get me?? that’s all I’m asking for)

How did you find out he was your bias? I actually was looking at their picture and when I saw him I was like ‘’ah, he’s pretty cute, he might become my bias’’ and then I learned that he was doing the first chorus in Love Scenario and I was like ‘’wait, so you’re telling me that this voice, which is my favorite, is Junhoe’s voice?’’ the boy totally became my bias

Who was your first bias? Junhoe has always been my bias

Who is your bias wrecker? Cute, handsome, magnificent voice, smoll, did you guessed? Jinhwan!!!

Why is he your bias wrecker? When I first saw him, the first thing I thought was ‘‘Ever since when Suga left BTS to join iKON??’’ and since Suga is my bias, I was amazed by Jinhwan’s beauty but didn’t think more of it. Then I learned how salty and easily mad he could become and I saw myself in him so that’s how he became my bias wrecker

If he wasn’t your first bias wrecker, who was it? My first bias wrecker was actually Yunhyeong

Your bias list order? When I first got into them, I thought my bias list would be stable, but then I learned that it simply cannot be?? But it has been stable for a few weeks and I’m really happy aha, here it is:

Junhoe (Ju-ne) Jinhwan (Jay) Chanwoo (Chan) (he recently got up, I’M SO SORRY YOYO!!!) Yunhyeong (Song) Hanbin (B.I) Donghyuk (DK) Bobby (I love him as much as the others, don’t you guys think otherwise!!!)

Your favorite song from them? Killing Me. I can listen to this song for hours

Favorite MV? I like Killing me and B-Day a lot

Favorite era for the group? Clearly Killing Me

Favorite era for each member?

Jinhwan: Killing Me (boi has green hair, it’s SO sexy) and also his cute curly hair in Rhythm Ta!!

Yunhyeong: B-Day (his blonde hair got me every damn time)

Bobby: Bling Bling (Curella de Vil took over his stylists and I like it) and Killing Me (long purple hair, WOW)

Hanbin: Killing Me

Donghyuk: I’m OK and Love Scenario

Junhoe: Killing Me, Love Scenario (I’m a real sl*t for pink hair if you guys didn’t guess) and Rhythm Ta

Chanwoo: Love Scenario, Killing Me, and that time when he had purple hair (I know it’s not an era, but boi looked so beautiful with this hair color, he clearly needs to have more color like this)

Favorite album? The New Kids repackage

Favorite choreography? B-Day, I LOVE dancing it

A moment that made you cry: When they got hypnotized and Donghyuk talked about his father, I cried so much. I also cried when Jinhwan talked about how he wants the boys to know he’ll always be there for them and that he’ll stand for them, he’s just so cute and cares so much for his bandmates

A moment that made you laugh: When they were hypnotized (once again) and that Jinan talked that he was at the dentist and that the guys teased him, also that time when he talked about the fact that once the guys ate tacos without him and that he was ‘’mad’’. Oh and also when they were passing their exams at the hospital and they were waking up from the anesthesia, they looked so stupid oh and also when they were on Men on a Mission (they really need to go back and with everyone this time!!)

What subunit would you like? Junhoe and Jinhwan and also Chanwoo and Yunhyeong

First song you listened from them: Love Scenario

Which member are you most like? I think I’m more like Jinhwan. We both can get mad easily, we both are smoll beans, we both LOVE wine, we both love Junhoe (yes I dared, but have you seen them together? It’s just so cute). We also can get salty.

What’s one thing you share with each member?

Jinhwan: We both are multi-lingual, we have tattoos, we both have difficulties to speak when we’re nervous, we’re quite moody Yunhyeong: We’re good at cooking, we’re both mischevious and we’re good at making fun of the others Bobby: We both sleep talk (it happens to me sometimes, not as much as Bobby tho) and we have tattoos Hanbin: We’re both born in October, we have tattoos, we’re nice to animals, we like to go bowling Donghyuk: We’re both intelligent and we both get lonely easily Junhoe: We both find it difficult to accept new people, we both like to write poems, we’re both born on a 31 Chanwoo: We got a talent to tease and annoy aha, we both speak English when we’re drunk (English isn’t my first language, like him), we don’t cry in front of other people (at least for me, I will rarely cry in front of someone. I have to be either really comfortable with you or be really overwhelmed by the emotions)

Which member you think deserves more attention? I think Chanwoo deserves more attention. He’s always a bit in the back and barely talks in interviews. I also feel like since he wasn’t in Team B, people get to ‘’forget’’ him a little. Also, he deserves more line (but that I know that he isn’t the only one who deserves more) but I feel like Chanwoo’s voice in underrated

Top 5 songs:

Killing Me Best Friend Love Scenario Bling Bling B-Day

Favorite ship? Junhwan! They’re just so cute together. I think the fact that they always hang out together makes me ship them. Also, the way that they look at each other or mess around together on stage and everywhere else. They’re really cute, I absolutely love the ship

Rapper line or vocal line? Vocal line all the way

Which member is closest to your birthday? Hanbin

Are you the same age as a member? No, but I only have a year of difference with Chanwoo

Favorite vocal? Junhoe, his husky voice is so beautiful, damn sometimes I just can’t stop thinking about him whispering dirty things in my ears and... (ok sorry I’ll stop here before going too far)

Favorite rapper? Bobby, I really like how fast he can go, and I really like rapping his parts

Favorite dancer? I can’t choose in between Junhoe or Jinhwan so I’ll just choose both of them

Favorite visual? Well, Yunhyeong is the only visual so the choice isn’t really hard, BUT I do consider Jinhwan as a visual (since he self-proclaimed him as the visual aha)

Hyung line or maknae line? That’s actually pretty hard because both lines can be as stupid as the other but I’ll go with the maknae line because of Junhoe’s and Chanwoo’s stupidness, and also because our sweet angel Donghyuk is the oldest member of this line

Which member would you want as a brother? I actually would want Junhoe (weird right since he’s my bias?) but I’d like Junhoe because we could both be stupid asses together but we’d also have each other’s backs and I feel like he’d be sooo protective of me

Which member you would want as a best friend? I’d go with Chanwoo because I feel like we’d both get along pretty well, we could play video games together and just do nothing together, maybe teasing the others too, pulling pranks on them

Are you taller than any member? No, but I’m the same height as Jinhwan

Are they your ultimate group? Heck Y E S !!!!

Is your bias your ultimate bias? O F F R E A K I N G C O U R S E M Y B A B Y J U N H O E !!!!

Is your bias wrecker your ultimate bias wrecker? Y E S!!!! MY SMALL JINHWAN IS THE CUTEST BIAS WRECKER ON EARTH!!!

#ikon #jay #song #bobby #b.i #dk #ju-ne #chan #jinhwan #yunhyeong #jiwon #hanbin #donghyuk #junhoe #chanwoo #ikon questions #kpop asks

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roguesavior · 5 years

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Rare question tag game I stole

I’ll tag @j-erseyboy and @gayperrymason and if anyone else wants to do then go for it!

1. What is your favorite childhood story of yourself?

When I lead a small gang of kids to steal some supplies from a building site and we built a fort in the woods. I was like 7 or 8 and didn’t realise how disruptive it was to do that sfjsdf

2. What is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt?

Zipped up my hoodie then pulled it on over my head to see what would happen and what happened was I got the zip stuck on my eyelid. Was also around 7-8 years old then too

3. What was the first PG-13 movie you watched?

Not a clue!

4. What was the first R rated movie you watched?

Scream. I was 4, horror movies were just always on in my house

5. When was the moment you felt most badass?

A rapper (Hyro Da Hero) was supporting a band I was going to a few tour dates of and I’d talked to him a few times and he was cool as hell. One morning we just walked past each other on the street and without speaking or signalling each other we high fived and it felt so damn good, just the timing...perfection

6. What is a band you can reliably always love?

Green Day, I guess. I’ve been burnt thinking that shit before tho (I’m goin’ with band-bands and not solo babes)

7. What is your favorite form of self expression?

Music/songwriting but basically whatever makes the person show their feelings the best

8. What is something from your childhood you wish you still had?

A collection of original Jurassic Park toys, I had all the jeeps and dinosaurs and characters and stuff and played them to death but my dad sold them. I re-brought a few from ebay last year but it’s not the same

9. Where is your favorite place on earth?

I haven’t found it yet

10. What is the longest friendship you have ever had?

18 years so far

11. Is there anyone is your life you wish you had met sooner than you did?

12. Do you believe in ghosts?

13. What is the coldest water you have ever swam in?

A beach in Cornwall during the winter, I ran from the road to the water and my mom got mad because my teeth chattered for like an hour afterwards

14. How old were you when you learned how to swim?

Around 4, ish?

15. What song do you listen to when you’re sad?

I don’t really listen to music when I’m sad cos I usually end up feeling worse even if it’s good stuff and I’m trying to actively avoid wanting to die

16. Are you an adrenaline junkie?

Noooo I’m a huge wimp. I was 22 before I rode a rollercoaster

17. What is a song that takes you back to childhood?

So many but the first I thought of was Livin Da Vida Loca by Ricky Martin

18. What is your favorite word?

Fuck

19. What is your least favorite word?

Genitals. It’s just sounds so fuckin gross

20. What scent reminds you of childhood?

Gingerbread men

21. Were you sad when you found out clouds weren’t like pillows, or did you never think that?

Nah, I never thought that

22. When in life did you laugh the hardest?

Definitely with Jay, I don’t have a clue what we were talking about but it was some time in like 2014 and I laughed so hard I was crying and couldn’t see, and I bent my head into my lap and just smashed my head straight on the desk

23. What makes you laugh when you don’t feel like laughing?

Also probably Jay, we’ll just talk about something ridiculous. And that vine of the girl saying “hello?” when a whole bottle of water is tipped on her face

24. Do you come from a big family?

General family yes cos I have like 30+ cousins but my immediate family is small

25. What is your favorite part of yourself?

Weird flex but I like my forearms

26. What is the worst pain you have ever felt?

When I broke a couple ribs, but that’s probably pretty tame tbf

27. Do you swear often?

All the time

28. Do you get confused for being older or younger than you are?

Younger. I brought a bike the other day and the dude was like “you’re between frame sizes but you’ve got loads of time to grow into the bigger one” but I’m 27 :/

29. What is your favorite way to eat a potato?

Chip shop chips (british chips, not like crisp-chips)

30. What is the best compliment you have ever received?

Just when people say I made them feel better when they really needed it, that shits important

31. Describe yourself in 6 words?

Small man yearns for cat cabin

32. What is the worst insult you have ever received?

When someone mistook me for someone else who I super hated

33. Have you ever taken in any media that changed your life?

I kinda take in a bit of everything worthwhile so that’s a hard thing to answer

34. Have you ever collected anything?

^^ JP toys mentioned above and I’ve got a lot of Game of Thrones and Alien merch and figures too

35. Strangest thing you have ever broken?

Nothing that strange, other than my ribs it’s just been fingers and toes

36. Weirdest food you have ever eaten?

I used to put gummy cola bottles in a sandwich with crisps. English people will put anything in a sandwich but I don’t think cola bottles are the go-to anywhere

37. Childhood nickname?

Theebo, which my mom still calls me

38. Most people you have shared a bed with in a non sexual manner?

Three others I think, so four of us in a king size

39. What is something that makes you fall asleep?

god i wish i knew please tell me

40. Did your parents ever accidentally lose or forget you?

They lost me in the Magic Kingdom in Disneyworld and I thought they were going to fly home without me, it was about 4 hours til I found them. scary shit

41. If you were a superhero what would your weakness be?

Kittens. If you made me pick between a basket of kittens and bus full of people...sorry folks, you’re dead.

42. What food reminds you of home?

Bread and butter pudding. I rarely even ate any but it was something that got made on Sundays when I was growing up

43. What is your comfort food?

Pizza

44. Cold room with lots of blankets or hot room with no blankets?

Cold every single time

45. No shoes without socks or no shoes with socks?

First one, I’m usually barefoot

46. Do you run hot your cold?

So, so fucking hot

47. Favorite condiment?

Ketchup is king

48. What utensil do you use the most?

Knives I guess, while cooking

49. When are you most comfortable?

Like 2am when I have nothing to do and am just playing a video game and chatting shit with Jay and it feels like the rest of the world is in bed

50. If you could be really good at one thing, what would it be?

Carpentry. I’d love to just have the skills and $$$ and lack of fear around giant saws half an inch from my hand to go for it and fix shit up/build whatever I could think up

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sanjayyyy-13 · 6 years

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Oops, I think I pissed off a Batboy.

Hey guys! I noticed people liked it when I do Batboy imagines so I will try to make more batboy related stuff. If you have ideas on what want for these kind of imagines, please tell me. Anyways, enjoy!

Bruce: He would be the kinda guy who would be a little confused and wonder why you are ignoring him. He will notice if you are ignoring him after a couple of hours. First reaction will be him joking round with you, thinking that it is fake. He will be kinda insulting without meaning to, which makes things worse. This is usually because he is sleep deprived because of his night job and day job. The conversation will usually go like this.

“Babe…..Babe?”

“What!?”

“whats your problem?” *nervous chuckle*

*scoff* “you know what. You’re my problem!” *angrily storms out the room*

*confused puppy dog face*

When it comes to redeeming himself he will first give you time to cool off because he know he shouldn’t exactly jump into this problem without a “contingency plan”. His first approach will be giving you chocolates and flowers or any other expensive gift he can think of. He would first figure out what he did wrong by asking Alfred and his boys, then he’ll approach the situation accordingly.

“Hey, (Y/N).”

“Now what do you want?”

“I understand why your mad at me now and you totally have the right to be mad at me. I apologize”. He slowly approaches you.

“I forgive you.”

“Phew, but to be honest you didn’t have to be that mean…”

“I take it back. I hate you”

“NO, No. Sorry, sorry. You are completely right.”

Things that trigger him are sparse but he will get angry if you don’t follow the simple rules he has set for you both. For example he doesn’t like it when you go anywhere without telling him. Especially if you are going out late a night wearing something skimpy. He also doesn’t like it when you go out with any guys, alone. Its because he knows its going to be plastered on all the tabloids, “BRUCE WAYNE’S S/O IS CHEATING ON HIM?” Or “WAS BRUCE WAYNE’S RELATIONSHIP A PUBLICITY STUNT?”. The first time this happened, almost all the tabloid magazines were being sued.

Dick: You’d probably get mad at him for the small things he does. It’ll first be, not washing the dishes, and then not putting his dirty clothes in the basket, and boy he does not to them cuz he is one messy person. All these small things will keep building up and then he does one thing that triggers your madness. When you start ranting about his incompetence, his face will be neutral but on the inside he is trying not to laugh. But he will try his hardest to make everything better. He won’t give you any space and keep bombarding you with his love and affection. It’ll be kinda pissy tho, but cute at the same time.

“Hey sweetheart, how was your day?”

“It was gre- are the dishes still in the sink? Even after I told you for the 15th time?”

“Oh, umm….. Yes?” *nervous smile*

“Ughhh, you imbecile. How many times do I have to tell you….”, you keep ranting.

*trying his hardest not to burst out laughing*

As I said before, he would immediately start apologizing and try to get you to calm down. He will hug you and kiss you, but you still would be so mad that you push him off and go to your shared room, locking it. He’ll try to make you open the door with his humor and over dramatics. After he has knocked on the door for the fifth time, you will let him come in and he will try to talk it out with you.

“(Y/N), can you please let me in, so we can talk about it?”

“Go. Away.”

“Fine, I shall go. But who will keep you warm in the winter” *over exaggerated sigh*

“GO”. He starts walking away. “ wait no, come back”

*winks* “i win” he will whisper.

There are various amount of things that will make him angry and pissed at you. Let me roll out my list, ah em. Since he is jealous boy, he does not like it if you don’t spend enough time with him, if you go out to a party without him, if you don’t tell him where you are at all times and last but not least he hates it if you hang out with any of his brothers, cuz they all smooth talkers.

Jason: He would notice right away if your mad at him. This is because he is usually used to hearing you talking a lot. He will immediately go over anything that he might of done wrong. He will hate it so much if you don’t talk to him and aren’t receptive to him. This is because you guys don’t have enough time with each other, with you at work in the day and him doing work in the night. He will get riled up and start a fight, demanding why you are mad at him.

“Doll, I need to go out for patrol now,”

“Whatever, it’s not like we have only spent 10 minutes together today”

“DO you seriously need to start a fight about this now?��

After he has had some time to think about it, he will feel horrible for having a fight with you. He will ditch patrol, just so he can spend the rest of the night with you. He would usually find you sleeping on the couch because you were waiting up for him. He will smile and pick you up to put you in bed. After changing he will get in bed with you and cuddle. This is when you usually wake up. The rest of the night will be spent cuddling, talking and maybe even some other things, if you know what I mean.

“You’re back early”

“I had time to think about it, and I would rather spend the night with you”

“Ugh, I am so selfish. You should be out saving the world”

“Don’t change your mind now, doll”

When this dude gets mad, oh ho ho, he gets super duper mad and depending on the situation he might even get a little jealous. He hates it if you lie to him, it could even be a little white lie, he will still get really pissed. Like if someone was hitting on you and you don’t want to tell him because you know he will go over board. He hates it, and he will figure it out half the time. If you were to flirt with any of his brothers he will take you straight home and be silent the whole trip. You know he will be punishing you when you get home. *wink* *wink*.

“Look Jay, I know I shouldn’t of said that to Dick, can you please forgive me?”

*grunt* “I will only accept your apology once you are on your knees, begging for me to”

*Gulp*

Tim: This boy is always distracted all the time he won’t realize you are ignoring him, right away. But once he does realize he will be sad and wary. He wouldn’t exactly know how to approach the situation. You’ll probably get angry at him for not giving you attention. He won’t purposefully do it, but he is always distracted with his work that he won’t be receptive to what your saying to him.

“Hey Tim, do you want to go see this movie?”

“…..Okay”

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Yup, gimme a second babe”

*sigh*

Around the time you have come to forgive him, he will be the one who bangs down the door and telling his well rehearsed apology. The first time it happened you were very confused and didn’t know how to react. He was legit on his knees with his hands pressed together and head bent down in shame. He became super dramatic and exaggerated what he did wrong.

“(Y/N), would you please forgive me, I was being so stupid not giving you attention and love”

“Its alri-“

“No, I was such a douche towards you and I don’t deserve you, oh please, I knew you may never forgive me for what I have done”

He would keep apologizing and wouldn’t let you speak. So the only way to shut him up is to give him a big kiss.

“I’m so sorry, so sorr-“ *cue the big kiss*

“ I forgive you.”

“Oh, um, thank god”

He rarely gets mad at you and would never get annoyed with you. So when he does, it is kind of weird. He is a cinnamon roll, so his kind of angry includes stuttering and ignoring. He hates it if you flirt with anyone. So whenever that happens he will get angry and try to talk to you about it. But remember he gets angry, VERY rarely.

Damian: Very rarely did you get angry at him, but sometimes when you did it was usually his fault. He would usually be the one to create a fight between you two, leaving you angry at him. This fight would usually be about something stupid, like the pronunciation of a word or an answer to a random trivia question. The thing is, his stubborn ass would never admit you had a reason to get angry at him. Whenever you got mad at him he would equally get pissed and you both would spend a long time ignoring each other.

“Dami, the longest river in the world is the Amazon river.”

“(Y/N), Oh God. Its not. The answer is the Nile.”

“Don’t fight me on this, I know that the answer is the Amazon. I am right.”

“Wow, you seriously are full of yourself”

After a long time of you both bickering he would search up the answer on google only to find out that he was wrong. Then he starts fighting you, saying that google is wrong and is not a reliable source. You give out a long exasperated sigh and just start ignoring him. When he does realize he’s wrong, he will try to get you back with a lot of expensive gifts. But he will never admit he is wrong.

“Babe, I got you a new purse, a new pair of shoes and a diamond necklace”

“I don’t want your gifts, all I want is for you to admit that you were wrong”

“Not happening, sooo do you want the gifts or not?”

“You’re so stubborn, I can’t believe you” You start walking away.

“What the fuck am I gonna do with these? Maybe Grayson would be interested”

He gets annoyed with you for a variety of things. But the usual would be you going out late, teasing him in public etc. Over time he has come to trust you to be careful when you go out, he has taught you many self defense techniques because he does not want anything happening to his beloved.

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im-the-female-version-of-beebo · 5 years

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Ninjago headcanons

So i decided to make some ninjago headcanons just because.

Kai

Burned the floor once when he was mad

Listens to rock

Bragging about everything he does untill someone does it and does it better than him (also upsets him so the ninja usually dont attemt to beat him (except Nya))

Total flirt

Hates sleeping with socks

"KAI I SWEAR TO THE FIRST SPINJUTSU MASTER IF YOU DONT PICK UP YOUR SOCKS... "

Extravert

Can't speak other languages than english (he really tried to learn spanish and french but he's just really bad at it)

"uhh Je suis kai and je ne parle francais"

Drinks beer (sometimes a little too much) and watches football/soccer

Skylor wasn't his first kiss (already kissed a girl he met on the streets when he was hanging with his friends. After a few times of hanging together they became closer and she kissed him. He really liked her but she had to move to another part of ninjago)

Hetero

Hates reading (he has dyslexia)

"you still haven't finished that book huh?" "yea im not planning to do so"

Sensei never asks him to read out loud either because he knows kai hates it and it takes a while and he says 'uhh' a lot

Super protective over everyone (even Cole and sensei

Makes jokes like "go make me a sandwich" not because he actually means it wrong but because he knows it annoys the hell out of Nya

Bites his nails

"Kai your hands are discusting"-Nya

Would probably get slapped a lot if he would say what he thinks

Is afraid of spiders

Dorito adiction (not only the hot ones)

Has 0 patience

Once slapped jay because he asked for the salt after being incredibly anoying to him (not a really hard slap just enough to scare him)

More hot than handsome (he kind of has the atitude that matches his face)

Cole

Big buff n cake luff

Tallest out of the ninja

Also has the biggest hands

Can't propperly hold knife and fork when at a restaurant because of this

Loves going outside and just laying there (preferably on grass or dirt but because they're on the bounty a lot he lies on wood planks a lot)

Gets sea sick

Isn't afraid to try new food

Hates breaking things (most of the time including rules)

Once he jumped belly down on his bed and broke it (he was devistated)

Speaks english and a little spanish

Looks like he could kill you but is actually a sinamon roll

Loves drawing (mostly with pencil)

He kind of has a hate-love relationship with rain (he loves watching it and going outside and just the feeling of it and the smell, but it turns the eath into mud and it gets a mess when he uses his elimental power)

Never kissed before

Can play the piano

Can sing a little (not amazing but hey its something)

Loves reading mistery books

Has trouble starting a new book (usually isn't over the old one yet)

Can't put a book down when he finally starts in one and takes it with him EVERYWHERE (a lot of times sensei has to take it from his hands so he can focus on training or actually eating breakfast)

Loves animals but is hella scared of them at first

"Cole come pet/hold this (animal)!" nahh im good i'll just watch from over here"

Is good with kid's but doesn't especially like them (i mean like they are okay but sometimes he finds them anoying and just needs some quiet)

Does groceries (with nya)

Likes to watch while Jay is playing video games (he's not really good at them but he does like them so win-win)

Jay is his best friend evenrhough they fight all the time

"Cole your cooking is shitty" "not as shitty as YOUR FACE"

Does his own laundry (well, half of it. The ninja have a rule that they can only have one laundry basket full and since cole is a lot bigger then most of them his clothes take more space)

Has a crush on Nya but won't make any moves because he knows how Jay feelf about her and Jay would never forgive him if he would

Looks hella good in a suit but hates wearing one because it's always to tight around his arms (and pretty much everywhere else)

Not really a softy but really cares about the emotions of other people and can't stand it when they're feeling bad

Is very proud of himself because together with zane he is the only one that doesn't cry when Mufasa dies in The Lion King

Really likes thay/chinese food

Never gets angry because he feels like he is really intimidating (what is true)

Doesn't really talks about his feelings until someone else shares theirs first

Keeps a cookiejar on top of the kitchen cabinets where no one can reach it (except Zane but he wouldn't do that)

Pretty patient and will warn you if he gets angry

"Jay stop i can't do this right now" "but-" "Jay no stop you are really annoying me right now"

Can whistle pretty good

Acts like he doesnt care but cares

Gets really upset when someone eats his chocolate (he still doesn't know who eats it but he's determent to find out)

Jay

Watches to much youtube

And vines

He's the one true meme lord (he held a meme competition with Lloyd but Lloyd lost so he is the meme prince)

Not a picky eater but just has a love for certain meals so he prefers to eat that over everything else (like way worse than normal people)

When he's nervous he can't stop talking

Always finishes last with diner because he spend most of the time talking to the others

Can't whistle

Has a huge ass crush on Nya

Really dislikes spiders (he's not really afraid but he still can't sleep if there is one making a web above his bed)

Cries the most in public out of all ninja (mostly fake because of a prank or to make a lie seem more real)

Finds everything funny

"Jay wth why are you laughing?" *jay points at scandal on the ground while laughing*

Shortest male ninja out of the group

Hates cole that cole hang the mirror in the bedroom because it hangs just a little too high for him (like he can see himself, but just his face when he stands up straight

Probably hetero

Nya was his first kiss

Kai still doesn't know because they think he'll flip

Had a little gay crush on Cole but like a really small one (probably more because he's really close to Cole and Cole always listens to him when he needs to rant about something and because Cole's pretty hot)

Doesn't drink at all (mostly because he knows Nya hates it when he or her brother drink, but he also thinks beer a little too bitter for his taste. he does still drinks 0.0% sometimes, but only when he ate a lot of sweets for a long time and he craves something else)

Actually hates rain but pretends to like it because he knows Nya loves it

Has a lot of inside jokes with different people

Couch hogger

His fav fruit is banana (is more of an veggie person tho)

Really loves spinach

When he was little and didn't want to eat his food his parents told him it was spinach)

He always eats to much snacks before diner so he eats a small portion

Everyone thinks he has ADHD but he hasn't

He does have light insomnia and it takes him atleast an hour and a half to fall asleep if not more

Knows a lot

Likes reading (reads more comics that actual books but also likes reading normal books)

His favorite genre is sci-fi

Loves fixing Zane together with Nya

Zane

Sometimes tends to react on non-serious things serious

Loves it when Jay and Nya are repairing him because there is a lot he doesn't know about his robo-body

Sometimes wonders if his emotions are real or that the computer part of him is just telling him this is how he should be feeling

Really quick reflexes

2nd tallest out of the ninja

Enjoys meditating with sensei sometimes

Feels misunderstood and sometimes left out because there are somethings that the other ninja do that he just doesn't understand

He can push away his emotions easy tho because he mostly relies on his head instead of his heart

The only time they saw him cry was when jay called him cold-hearted once (no pun intended). Jay really regrets it and later went to Zane's room to apologize and cried a little too

Doesn't really know what his sexual preference is. He kind of likes girls like the others, but he doesn't make a big deal of it.

Does not like being in the rain (spoiler season 5 i think) before he became the titanium ninja because he was afraid he would rust. After that he loved it and goes oustide a lot when it rains because he doesn't have to be afraid of that anymore

Drank beer before but he doesnt like the idea of being drunk so he doesn't drink. It's fun too without alcohol

Doesn't talk much during diner but really enjoys listening to everyone else talking and laughing

Usually does the laundry if sensei is sick (then he also washes Cole's clothes)

Let's Nya paint his nails because ot makes her really happy. He doesn't really understand why people care so much about 'what is for boys' and 'what is for girls' and he actually kind of likes it afterwards too and he thinks its a shame it already starts crumbling after a day. His favorite nail polish is the one with silver glitters.

Was the first one who knew Cole was bi

Was really cool about it ofcourse (pun intended hehe)

Has a small bed for his falcon

Also goes to talk to the falcon when he is upset

"whatever i'll go to talk to my falcon or something"

Has a lot of patience like A LOT

Doesn't talk much but says the best things and really says the things you need to hear at the moment

Likes Kai the least out of the ninja because he thinks Kai can be mean without a reason

Together with kai he is the only one who enjoys spicy food out of the ninja because it is a really extreme taste and as a nindroid he can have it

His face is perfectly symmetrical so you could say he is handsome

Body temperature depends on the weather

Nya once burned her hand on him when it was really hot outside (Zane felt really bad about it even if he didn't do something wrong)

Oldest but they don't excactly know how old (but somewhere between 25 and 50 years)

Lloyd

Talks to himself a lot

Loves plants (but only has cacti because he always forgets to water them and cacti dont die easy)

Loves drawing (he mostly makes pen drawing because he always looses his pencils and usually draws when he is bored

He is pretty good actually

He LOVES disney and they sometimes watch disney movies together

He has a disney playlist and he always sings disney songs

"i can show you tha world" "Lloyd stop no"

"Iiiiiiitts supercalifragilisticexpialidiocous" "supercali-what?" "omg Kai how do you not know that even Jay knows that"

Cries the most out of the ninja

Doesnt like being seen crying but if you ask him a second time if he is okay just to be sure he'll snap

Really insecure

Has no idea if he is handsome or not (he kind of thinks he is but then he looks in the mirror for a while and he is like 'nevermind im ugly lmao' but he is actually pretty darn handsome, but has like an unique face. He askes the others what they think about him when he gets in a 'brave' mood and they think he looks handsome (except for kai who actually has no idea) but he kind of thinks they are saying it because they know thats what he wants to hear and because they don't know his face as well as he does)

"kai do you think i'm handsome?" "sure dude" "but like average handsome or handsome handsome?" "wtf i don't know"

Doesn't like being put in a box (like clothing style or sexual preference or highschool stereotypes)

If you say something mean to him he will think about if for atleast a month

He hates giving presentations even tho he doesn't mind standing in front of a group of people when he is fooling around

Loves rain and snow

"OMG OMG OMG JAY IT'S SNOWING"

Really mature or really childish. There is no inbetween

Can whistle but really bad

Has never kissed and is convinced that girls don't like him (they do they REALLY do)

Meme prince

Out of the ninja the most shy about his body (what is a shame because he loves swimming. He still does go swimming with them and soon reallises that no one cares. Everytime this repeats itself)

Is really good with people but prefers to be alone or with a small group of friends (he kind of likes meeting new people but he is afraid he'll say something wrong or that they don't really like him but just don't say that to his face because 'that's rude')

Loves wool for some reason

Is a morning person. He doesn't need a lot of sleep (unless he's not feeling well mentally/physically) so he can scroll through instagram at 12:30 and be up at 6 without any problems

When he isn't feeling well he can actually sleep for like 12 hours a day

First one up on christmass day

Always hot or cold

Has like 6 blankets (one is fuzzy, one is really big, one is thin, one for when he's in the livingroom watching tv and it gets cold, one for on the floor next to his bed so his feet won't touch the cold floor in the morning and one that he takes with him to the diningtable for breakfast

When he's hot he gets cute little pink cheeks and tries to cool his face down (he sometimes asks zane to put his hands on his cheeks to cool them)

Can cook but not as good as Zane. He can make simple meals but sometimes does burn the hamburgers or adds to much salt

Mostly because he eats a lot of salt himself. The others hate it because they cant eat his food because of this

Really is a hugger but only with certain people. He won't admit it tho because he thinks everyone will find it weird but he really craves physical afection. (Also because his mom and dad weren't there when he was a kid and he didn't have a lot of friends or a girlfriend and he is to shy to ask for a hug)

Shuts everyone out when he is stressed (not before a battle tho, then he tries to be with everyone as much as possible)

He kind of understands why is mom left him and is kind of glad she is there for him now, but still doesn't understand some things... (Like why couldn't she come back earlier. He was already capable of taking care of himself so that couldn't have been the problem)

He doesn't really like it that his mother was together with Wu before his father became good (even tho he was happy for her and he did understand her choice) but he feels like it's none of his buisiness

Tearable at math (unless you make a story of it with things that interest him like 'if fritz donnigan would jump off a building that is 20 meters high with a rope atached to the pole that is...' Etc.)

3rd tallest out of the ninja

The youngest but the oldest (if you don't count Zane)

Really loves bordgames

Has ADD (ADHD without hyperactivity for those who don't know)

Loves animals a lot

"look a dog" "look horses!" "OMG is that an alpaca!?"

Loves strawberries the most. Also really loves pineapple but doesn't eat it too much because it hurts his mouth (does anyone else have that too?)

A fruit eater (he would love to eat like 4 pieces a day but because fruit still contains a lot of sugar he can't (sensei says so))

He is a very picky eater, so the ninja usually eat the same seven meals every week.

He hates vegetables (except green ones, he still kind of likes the green ones like spinach, broccoli, lettuce, endive and peas)

If someone cooks something he doesn't like he won't eat it.

He usually doesn't eat a dessert (sensei hates this because he can't say 'if you don' t eat your food you won't get a dessert' because Lloyd literally doesn't care and replies with 'pfft okay')

Listens to all kinds of music (can go from 3 days of grace to ariana grande)

Lets Nya paint his nails green sometimes but not on weekdays. He is afraid that other people will think its weird.

Sweet tooth (he once ate so much candy that he was really darn sick for a good three days)

Nya

Badass like really badass

"what do i get if i win? "

Still likes girly stuff tho

Loves painting her nails (and Zanes and sometimes Lloyds)

Actually doesn't like rain (pretents to love it because 'jay loves it'). When they found out they both don't like it they die with laughter and everytime it rains they joke about it

Loves repairing Zane with Jay

Does groceries (with Cole) and really enjoys that, because she feels like she and Cole hang out way too little

Has light dyslexia but its not really noticeable for others

Has a secret little sweet tooth and is the one eating Cole's chocolate

Not really competitive, but when Kai is bragging she has to beat him

Loves tropical islands (she has imaginairy planned a lot of trips for her and the ninja but she knows that they'll never happen)

Loves kai so much that she would die for him but he'd better not touch her charger or he's the one dying

Kind of clumsy (she breaks at least one thing a week and always ends up with a lot of bruises from walking into things)

Hates when kai makes sexist jokes

Definetly gets angry a lot (and looks really cute when she is)

Loves the sea (when they land the bounty in the sea she'll always sit on the edge with her feet in the water)

Wants to dress up as a mermaid with one of those tails

Has atleast broken 3 noses (one guy was trying out the wrong girl, one time when they were younger Kai was bullied by older kids and one time she accidentally broke jay's nose. He was sneeking up on her, trying to be funny and her instincts took over. She felt really bad and apoligized non stop for two weeks)

Jay and her also had their first kiss somewhere in those two weeks (it was really awkward tho because Jay had this thing on his broken nose)

Would definetly dress sexier if her brother wasn't around

"what the hell are you thinking you are not going out like that"-Kai

Will take every chance she has to wear a gala/cocktail dress

Loves men in suit

Had a crush on cole before and in the beginning of joining the team and had a hard time figuring out if she was over Cole and really liked Jay now, but she is over him

Really likes Jay but is annoyed by him. He also really needs a lot of attention and can sometimes make jokes on the wrong moments. But no one is perfect and she knows that and accepts him for who he is

Really likes popsicles

Eats a lot but doesn't get fat (even if she doesn't train)

Loves eyes (she is obsessed with Lloyd's eyes because "mostly they have like this REALLY green color but when he gets angry they are red and when he got his holden powers there was like this golden line in them and urg they're so pretty")

Loves horror games

She really enjoys playing it with Jay around because he DEFINETLY DOESN'T like horror and she finds it hilarious when he actually jumps at jumpscares

Could be a morning person but stays up too late so she is always tired and getting up is the hardest thing ever for her

Loves fashion and makeup (but her skin sometimes reacts really bad on some makeup so she doesn't wear it very often)

#ninjago #ninjago headcanons #ninjago kai #ninjago lloyd #ninjago zane #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #ninjago cole #cole brookstone #kai smith #nya smith #zane julien #jay walker #lloyd garmadon

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legion1993 · 6 years

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You Are My Alpha...

A/N: this is for the Alphabet of Genre’s Challenge brought to us by @trunk-full-of-ideas. This is gonna be another bumpy ride so buckle in its gonna get wild!

Pairing: ALPHA!Jensen x OMEGA!Reader

Letter: S

Word: ‘Safeword’

Summery: Jensen ackles is your celeb crush... he is a bachelor and a hottie but you being a functionable OMEGA never thought you would ever find an ALPHA worthy of your affection. till you set foot in this convention and everything changes...

*~THE SONGs USED IN THIS STORY ARE HALLELUJAH BY PENTATONIX & MAD WORLD by GARY JULES~*

Masterlist

Being a writer meant everything to you, you always had a passion for speaking as much truth in your stories as you did in reality. You went to conventions year after year to vlog, you wrote reviews and always managed to pick up several collectables and more souveniers every time.

This time upon entering the convention you spilled your bag all over the ground… thank god it hadn’t gotten super super busy in there yet, but something else happened. The heat in your core lit up in 2 seconds of a set of strong hands handing you your camera.

Jensen: “are you okay miss?”

You reached up looking as you did, your eyes meeting his as both of you just stood there starring at eachother… your brain was processing, your brain was screaming at you, your mind analyzing the fact there was an ALPHA right in front of you, there was your alpha right in front of you.

Jensen: “OMEGA.”

You could only pant, your heat wasn’t due for another 3 weeks… but it sure as hell came early…

Y/N: “ALPHA.”

At that moment you absent mindedly stuck your camera in your bag not bothering to take your eyes off of him. Neither of you realized that 2 other alpha’s had come up behind him… but you guys could hear their conversation.

Jared: “OMG Jay found his OMEGA…”

Misha: “from the scent of it they are heavily shocked right now…”

Jared: “ya but now they are stuck in Jay’s rut and her heat.”

Misha: “so what do we do, the panel is about to start…”

Jared: “from the looks of it she is apart of the press… her bag split open, she will need a new one but more importantly we need to get them out of public eye before anything bad occurs…”

Jared and Misha approached both you and Jensen but a low snarl ripped from Jensen’s throat when they got too close…

Jensen: “back off guys, this is my omega…”

Jared: “the public is gonna start rolling in soon, why don’t we move to a back room and we can talk about this..”

Jensen let out a low growl and you whimpered, upon realizing that you were scared he pulled out his wallet and handed some money for a new bag to the nearest shop he could find… handing the new bag and your broken one with your stuff still in it to Jared you clung tight to Jensen as you guys made your way to the back room… the door was shut as Jensen pulled you to sit on his lap on the couch…

Jensen: “Omega…”

He says as he breathe deeply moving your hair away from your neck making you moan.

Jared: “dude you can have sex, mark her, claim her or do whatever you what when the panel is done…”

Jensen growled at Jared making you quiver in fear, Jensen then went back to nuzzling his face deep in your hair…

Jared: “so does this omega have a name?”

You nodded and smiled lightly making the lightest moan ever…

Y/N: “Y/N… my name is Y/N…”

You said with a shrill gasp of air as Jensen was now fluttering kisses across your neck…

Jensen: “is there a way that I won’t have to part with my sweet omega for the panel.”

At that moment there was a knock at the door, Richard came through the door and gasped at the sight of Jensen kissing your neck and your shrill moans of pleasure. Jared took Richard aside and watched Richard’s exprssions turn all over the place…

Richard: “okay what the hell is happening over there?”

Jared: “Jensen found his Omega… they have been like that for an hour and a half now…”

Richard: “so there is a really good chance that they will be smashing after the panel…”

Jared nodded and sighed…

Jared: “as long as he knows what he is getting into…”

Richard: “I have an idea but its gonna take some time which I think I can buy… but you need to get them out of honeymoon central now…”

Jared and Richard walked back into the other room and Jared let out a growl that made Jensen snap his head towards Jared…

Jared: “that’s not your omega yet… she hasn’t been claimed and the scent of her heat his driving me wild…”

Misha catching on to what was happening joined in…

Misha: “same for me Jensen… so what will it be fight us for one omega or pull your head out of your ass and wing it like normal…”

Jensen moved the hair away from your shoulder and slid down your tank top strap and bit into your neck marking you. You squirmed a little but then let the bliss and passion sweep over you, it lasted 5 minutes it stung and your eyes shut on their own, your body shivering as Jensen pulled away from you.

Jared: “what the hell just happened…”

Misha: “OMG…”

Richard: “Jensen claimed her…”

Jensen and you look at the surrounding faces confused as fuck…

Jensen: “what are you guys starring at?”

Jared: “you did it dude…”

Jensen: “did what im a little fuzzy…”

You felt your neck and pulled it back feeling something sticky…

Y/N: “I think you claimed me…”

Jensen: “someone explain please… we don’t remember anything…”

Y/N: “I remember my bag falling apart, I remember dropping my camera… then nothing…”

Jensen: “I remember picking up this camera and then nothing…”

Misha: “I believe that was when you both realized that you belonged to eachother…”

Jensen looks at you as you do him making a smile appear on your face… Jensen wraps his arms around your waist…

Jensen: “ok so how long till the panel?”

Richard: “like 5 minutes but I have a plan if you don’t want to be apart from your claimed Omega…”

Jensen kissed your cheek as he turned his attention to Richard…

Jensen: “I really don’t how bout you my sweet Omega?”

Y/N: “I never want to leave your side my handsome Alpha…”

Richard: “ok so here’s the plan Jensen you will enter the panel last only cause ill introduce you and Y/N at the same time… and don’t worry if anything goes wrong well let’s just say no one will be too thrilled about it…”

Jensen: “ill make sure im ready to go up with my beautiful Y/N, but first we need to clean up the blood…”

Y/N: “is there a towel or a wipe or something…”

Misha: “there is a bathroom down the hall but I don’t…”

Jensen looked at you for a moment as if telling you that you were allowed to go and get cleaned up… you smiled lightly getting off his lap and starting for the door…

Jensen: “ill wait by the door for you to come back to me…”

Y/N: “you wont have to wait too long…”

Jensen only smiled his green eyes starring at you with a golden tint shimmering cross them, you scampered off to the washroom where you removed your tank top to make it easier to clean all the blood off…

You grabbed your phone to take a photo of your mark… you couldn’t believe it, neither would anyone else… you were gonna text this to the one person who might actually care enough to keep you happy…

You sent the photo and waited 2 seconds before your phone started ringing…

Y/N: “yes Y/F/N…”

Y/F/N: “what the hell girl… I don’t even hear from you for a week and all of the sudden you decide it’s a good time to text me a photo of your claimed mark…”

You sighed looking at the mark as you cleaned off all the blood…

Y/N: “hey I’m sorry okay but I knew the photo would raise one particular question in your mind and I didn’t want to text you the answer to it cause I wanted you to hear it from my lips…”

Y/F/N: “okay spill who claimed you… seriously tell me he is hot?”

You breathed in deeply as your fingers slid over your mark…

Y/N: “its Jensen…”

You could hear Y/F/N screaming at the top of her lungs…

Y/F/N: “DO YOU MEAN JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES???”

You knew you had to answer almost immediately…

Y/N: “the one and only…”

Y/F/N: “well I guess that is ok… but wait the panel isn’t it…”

Y/N: “just be ready to watch it live girl… its gonna be one hell of a show…”

Y/F/N: “don’t worry I’ll be watching every moment of it… I’ll even record it so you can finish your expose for the review… I do have one random question tho, what the hell are you wearing for an outfit?”

You could only smile knowing that she was just looking out for yout wellbeing, well that and the status of your wardrobe…

Y/N: “my fuschia tank top and short jean shorts…”

Y/F/N: “good so at least you looked hot for that first meeting… so how was it…”

You could only smile more as you threw the paper towels in the garbage and dried off your shoulder…

Y/N: “I promise ill update you on everything when I make it back home… hopefully it will be with Jensen but that’s just so you can meet the man responsible for my happiness… oh and just be mindful that I won’t be able to text you back during the duration of the panel.”

You said as you put your tank top back on…

Y/F/N: “I know just be mindful of what you are doing?”

You sighed knowing that she was right…

Y/N: “I know just be prepared for a possible hometown visit very very soon…”

Y/F/N: “I always look forward to you coming home… love you…”

Y/n: “love you too girl…”

You hung up the phone and once more running your fingers over the scar, your heat settling down enough that you were comfortable. There was a peace over you, your fingers tracing the bite mark, your thoughts drifting to Jensen’s face burying in your hair as you sat in his lap.

That was the moment when you walked out of the bathroom without a care in the world, you walked into the room where the guys were waiting for you. Jensen upon seeing you came over to you and spun you around to hold onto you from behind as the guys talked about what the schedule was gonna be like…

Richard: “so now that most of us are on the same page but Y/N I need you to stay as close to Jensen as possible… when we bring you both out you will be singing with Jensen… you will sit beside Jensen, Jay will also explain this to the world… you will introduce yourself to the world… if anything goes wrong we pull you and Jay out of there… I will also be up there but for the first little bit its you, Jay, Jared and Misha. Do you have any questions or anything so far?”

You shoke your head leaning into Jensen’s embrace, the feeling of his lips on your neck just left you in a state of happiness…

Y/N: “what exactly goes on during the time im up there, like will I be asked questions too??? I mean technically I am apart of the press, I usually sit with the press, so this is gonna be something very new to me…”

Richard: “well actually Jay weren’t you supposed to perform for the fans?”

Jensen: “ya during the intermission…”

Rich: “Y/N, can you sing?.?”

You nod your head as Jensen nuzzles his face once more into your neck…

Jensen: “she smiles, kisses beautifully, takes photos like a badass, writes like a expert journalist and she can sing… im officially deeply in love…”

You smiled and that’s all you could do as Jensen talked about what song you guys would do… and then you took 1 glance at Jensen and nuzzled your cheek against his… you suddenly placed your trust in a guy who turned out to be your alpha the same one that turned out to claim you, the one that who im sure after the panel would make sweet passionate love to you…

Jay: “actually I want to change the song for the performance…”

Richard: “Jensen its your floor whats your plan?”

Jay: “well, I want to do something to dedicate what I have found with Y/N I want to do something to express how we feel right now… how bout a karaoke version of Hallelujah? Do you know it Y/N?”

You nod and hold his arms tight to your waist…

Y/N: “I know that song all too well…”

You and Jensen then turned to face eachother for a quick vocal warmer… you and him choose a part of the song…

Y/N: “and its not some cry that you hear at night, its not somebody who’s seen the light, it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.”

Jensen joined in while you held the note…

Jensen & Y/N: “Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

You were starring at him your voices blending as you held the note your face beaming with bliss, your body shivering, your mind struggling to corner your thoughts… Jensen’s hands on your own…

Jared: “that was almost mesmerizing… like almost…”

Richard: “haunting… it was like a haunted melody… one that…”

Misha: “might touch a lot of lives today…”

You smiled hugging yourself into Jensen, feeling his arms tighten around you… you continued to hum the tune of Hallelujah, as you guys waited for the cue to enter the panel… you guys could all hear Richard on stage telling everyone the schedule…

Richard: “so everyone shall we bring them out… you know who im talking about… but today one of our guys has a newly found secret… you guys know them as J2M but I know them as the funniest mostly well controlled bunch of guys I have ever had the pleasure of working with… Jensen, Jared and Misha…”

The crowd was in a uproar as Jared and Misha went up first with Jensen following closely behind with you on his side holding hands you guys entered the stage to which most of the fans did little gasps of shock… you clung to Jensen’s arm feeling the crowd starring at you, your press badge still attached to your body, Jared and Misha surrounding you and Jensen as you all went to sit down…

Jared: “hows everyone doing today?”

The crowd cheered once more and your body relaxed under Jensen’s touch to your thigh…

Jared: “as you all im sure are wondering what is happening here we will jump straight into some questions…”

First person to step up to the plate was one of the press people…

Press guy 1: “Jensen who is the lovely young lady your with?”

Jensen only tightened his grip on your thigh knowing that you were claimed no one else could take you from him so he moved his hand from your thigh to your shoulder…

Jensen: “this is Y/N she is my omega…”

Press guy 1: “but she is apart of the press so why is she up there with you?”

Jensen: “cause I claimed her…”

The room started whispering and gasps filled the air, leading everyone to a moral of snarls filling the room…

Press guy 1: “well that puts a spin on things, how long ago did you do this?”

Jensen: “1 hour ago…”

You were feeling several hundred eyes on you at that moment you were scared of everything. Jensen then pulled you up to sit you on his lap, yielding to the fact that you were scared. He cuddled you close…

Press guy 1: “so your serious about this then?”

Jensen: “yes I am, we are very serious and very very happy…”

That press guy jumped off the stage and the next person came up to play..

Fan 1: “Jared how does Jensen claiming this omega make you feel?”

Jared: “I feel nothing but the happiest for my best friend… he deserves to be happy…”

Fan 1: “Jensen you mentioned you claimed her an hour ago but you haven’t mentioned what made you guys realize eachother existed…”

You decided to speak after nodding slightly at Jensen…

Y/N: “we realized eachother existed when my book bag broke and my camera fell right in front of Jensen… he was kind enough to hand me my camera and right then that first glance we knew…”

Jensen: “it didn’t take long for me to feel bad about her bag there was a little shop near by and they witnessed the whole ordeal… so I took it upon myself to buy her a new bag, and then we were backstage just before the panel I claimed her cause of all the commotion in the room… thanks Rich, Jare and Mish for that btw… but we are very happy…”

The fan goes back down as someone else moves up to the mantle… this continues on for an hour and a half… multiple people asking different questions, making comments, smiling at you guys, asking you and Jensen to kiss and so on and so forth. But it wasn’t long before Rich goes to his mic and smiles at the crowd…

Richard: “hey everyone here is our intermission… where we have a special performance lined up for you all… this performance takes a new spin on a beloved song, well at least a well known song, this is gonna be done by 2 of our lovely panelists…”

You stood backstage with Jensen trying to figure out who was starting but then you thought about how it starts with the version done by pentatonix…

Jensen: “so im starting then what happens…”

Y/N: “then we wing it…”

Jensen: “I hope we can do this… I really hope we can rock the house…”

You nod nuzzling into him humming your first note, he joins you as you guys do a little rehearsal Jensen starts…

Jensen: “hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

Y/N: “Hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

Jensen and you harmonized it at that moment…

Jensen & Y/N: “Hallelujah, hallelujah..”

That’s when you guys stopped cause you heard Richard finish his speal…

Richard: “so now that ive finished talking lets bring them out… here to perform a cover of Hallelujah here is Jensen and Y/N…”

The crowd cheered, the crowd went wild as the accompany music started… Jensen leaned down and planted a soft kiss on your lips before letting go of you and walking on stage starting the song…

Jensen: “I’ve heard there was a secret cord. That David played and it pleased the Lord, but you don’t really care for music do ya?”

That was when you stepped up on stage walking out you started to sing…

Y/N: “Well it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall the major lift. The baffled king composing Hallelujah…”

Jensen & Y/N: “hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…”

The crowd was swaying and you stepped up again to start the next verse…

Y/N: “well your faith was strong but you needed proof, you saw her bathing on the roof. Her beauty in the moonlight over threw ya…”

Jensen joined in at that moment… neither of you noticing that Richard and Jared had joined you guys with mics on stage… but all of you took notice of how cold the room got…

Jensen & Y/N: “she tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair and from your lips, she drew the Hallelujah…”

Jensen, Y/N, Jared & Richard: “Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

Jared: “well baby I’ve been here before I’ve seen this room and ive walked this floor. I used to live alone before I knew ya…”

Richard: “and ive seen your flag on the marble arch, and love is not a vict’ry march. It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah…”

Jensen, Y/N, Jared & Richard: “Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

That’s when you stepped ahead of the guys for your all versed solo…

Y/N: “maybe theres a God above, but all ive ever learned from love, was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya…”

You took a breath and continued…

Y/N: “and its not a cry that you hear at night, its not somebody who’s seen the light, it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah…”

You took a breath as the guys started the hallelujahs…

Jensen: “Hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

Jensen & Jared: “Hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

Jensen, Jared, & Richard: “Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

You joined in at that moment…

Jensen, Y/N, Jared, & Richard: “Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…”

The crowd started clapping, cheering and chanting your names, they wanted an encore… but you looked at Jensen who smiled nodding at the band who started the beat…

Jensen: “all around me are familiar faces, worn out places worn out faces bright and early for their daily races, going nowhere, going nowhere…”

Y/N: “their tears are filling up their glasses no expression, no expression. Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow no tomorrow, no tomorrow…”

Jensen: “and I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad the dreams in which im dying are the best I’ve ever had…”

Y/N: “I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take when people run in circles it’s a very very…”

Jensen joined you then..

Jensen & Y/N: “Mad world… Mad world…”

You were about to start the second verse when a set of glowing eyes in the crowd startled you, you ran off stage… you hid in the corner, crouching down you took a few really deep breaths leaning towards your panic attack setting in… Jensen’s voice was no sooner to be heard than you started crying…

Jensen: “Y/N… Guys over here…”

Jensen was kneeling in front of you immediately, you wrapped your arms around him, your entire body shivering with fear…

Jensen: “its ok Y/N… baby its ok… im right here…”

Jared: “is she ok?”

Jensen: “that’s fear im smelling it strongly off her… how long can we delay the panel…”

Richard: “we can cancel the rest of the panel if need be but we shouldn’t disappoint the fans…”

Jensen holds your shivering body as you both get off the floor…

Jensen: “no you guys go back to the panel and finish the second half without us… meet us back at the hotel… we will get cliff to drive us back… call when you guys are leaving…”

Jensen cups your cheeks in his hands, making you restless… you looked at him through the tears lingering in your eyes…

Jensen: “baby can you tell me what happened to make you so scared like this…”

All you could do was nod at first till you found your voice again…

Y/N: “eyes… red eyes… glowing red eyes… they haunt me…”

Jensen: “what red eyes? Who do they belong too?”

Y/n: “him… he is here… he came for me…”

Jensen tensed at your words, his eyes going darker and darker with the angrier he got…

Jared: “we took a look around from the entrance of the stage there aren’t any red eyes out there in the crowd now… but ya maybe head back to the hotel… jay just let us know if your at ours or hers…”

Jensen nodded at them as he turned his attention back to you…

Jensen: “which hotel is all your stuff at?”

Y/N: “same one you guys are at but on a different floor…”

Jensen: “well this makes things easier…”

Y/N: “alpha, carry me, I don’t trust my own movements…”

Jensen heeded your words, knowing how scared you were he could feel every single emotion you were feeling right then… but he scooped you into his arms just as Cliff came round the corner with your things as well as Jensen’s.

Cliff: “Jensen, Y/N where to?”

Jensen: “the hotel and bring the car around… we need to get there as soon as possible…”

Cliff: “May I inquire as to what happened?”

Jensen: “something scared my sweet Omega… I don’t want anything bad to happen, so we need to get back to the hotel asap…”

Jensen held his forehead against your cheek, placing a kiss to your cheek… as he then followed Cliff to the black SUV that always was driven… you guys got to the SUV and Jensen slid you in first as you waited the 2 seconds it was for him to join you… He pulled you as close to him as he could your hands shaking in his own, your eyes blank but a deep shade of gold, a scent of fear around you, a scared look in your facials…

Jensen: “babe what room are you?”

You looked up at Jensen at that moment…

Y/N: “513… but I don’t know why he would come here, I left that place a long time ago… I have been a self functioning omega for a long time, why would he come here… it doesn’t make sense… why does my past always come back to haunt me…”

Jensen: “shhh its ok babe its ok… we will talk more about this when we get to the hotel… Cliff how much longer…”

Cliff: “we are almost there… ill follow you guys to the room with the bags…”

You just clung tightly to Jensen knowing that everything would make more sense to him, once back at the hotel there was a small crowd but with Jensen carrying you, they made a wide birth with all of the bodyguards and officers around it wasn’t long before you guys were through the doors and heading to the elevators…

Once in the elevator Jensen leaned down and kissed your forehead…

Jensen: “babe wheres your room card?”

You reach up with your hand and pull it out of your bra… Jensen smiles taking it from you, his eyes lightening up by several shades as he catches a slight glimpse of your hard nipple… you began blushing knowing that your next stop would be the bed… Jensen slid the card through the door and it opened… you guys entered cliff followed, he then placed the bags on the bed and he smiled at us…

Cliff: “Jensen ill be right outside if you guys need anything…”

Jensen: “just let us know if and when you hear from Jared and Misha…”

Cliff: “will do sir…”

Cliff left the room that was when Jensen set you back on your feet, you went to the sink and splashed some cold water on your face… drying it off with a towel you turned to see that Jensen had removed his sweater… you smiled and went to the room service menu…

Jensen: “what happened back there…”

You froze at his question, you knew it was coming, you just didn’t realize how long it was gonna be before it came out…

You went to sit on the bed and motioned for him to join you…

Y/N: “better get comfy cause this is gonna be a tough nut to swallow…”

Jensen laid himself on his side and just rested his head in your lap as he motioned for you to continue…

Y/N: “it began when I first presented as an omega… I have 1 older mainly aggressive brother and 1 overly possessive father… my mom died shortly after I was born… so when I presented as an omega, their alphaic asses went into deep ruts, I wasn’t barely a day old as an omega when they tried to rape me… they didn’t get very far well my father didn’t, my brother however was the one to penetrate me, but he wasn’t able to knot me before I shot him… my father was still knocked unconscious when I finished packing my shit and taking his keys and making the fire that lit my house on fire look like an accident… I guess my father wasn’t as unconscious as I thought but I have long since ditched that specific car… I stole his car and 3 days later ended up in New York where I moved in with a pen pal I had and so ya ever since then ive changed my name my hair everything... but the question is not how he found me, its why he is coming after me now, why now its been 10 years since the incident… but that’s not why it scares me… it’s the fact that he survived… and he is a full fledge werewolf alpha now… not just a human alpha… his anger and rage has turned him into a full werewolf… that’s why im so frightened that’s why im scared that’s why when I saw the red eyes during the song I ran off stage and ran into the corner…”

By this point Jensen’s eyes were black with anger but his body was calm, he was just looking up at you, he was just watching your expressions as you began to cry he flipped over to cradle you against his chest… he was just holding you against him, he didn’t care that your tears were soaking his shirt, he didn’t care about much else the only thing on his mind was making sure you were ok, he was holding onto you when your phone started ringing with your best Friends tone…

You reached away from Jensen for a moment grabbing the phone you answer it…

Y/F/N: “girl, I saw the clip so that’s what you meant by it was gonnna be a hell of a show… but why did you run off stage…”

You looked at Jensen who only proceeded to pet your hair as you laid your head in his lap…

Y/N: “its him he survived…”

You could hear the breathing of Y/F/N get really heavy…

Y/F/N: “how is he alive… from what you told me…”

Y/N: “that’s what I thought but apparently he made it out of the house and he is here in Vancouver… I need you to keep the apartment on lockdown till I can get back ok… put into action plan ALPHA…”

Y/F/N: “done, how long?”

Y/N: “soon… ill talk to Jensen and see what we can do… ill let you know… just for now don’t leave the apartment ill let you know soon… I love you…”

Y/F/N: “I love you too…”

You hung up the phone and Jensen checked his…

Jensen: “Jared and Misha are on their way I told them where we are… they are bringing food… sounds like you and your friend had prepared for something like this…”

You nod as you feel his lips press against your forehead…

Jensen: “we can go swimming if you want later… I mean if you want or we can stay in here and find a way to entertain ourselves…”

Jensen says as he leans over again to press a kiss to your lips… you got up off him and knelt on the bed in front of Jensen who was scanning your body over… his lips were instantly on yours again, his hands roaming your sides a light moan escaped your lips between kisses as his hands lifted your shirt over your head…

Jensen: “before we go any further, we should have a Safeword…”

You looked at him helping him out of his shirt…

Y/N: “screw safewords… knot me Jay I’m not going anywhere…”

Jensen: “but the guys are gonna be here shortly… then again we can do this and at least get some fun out of the way before they get here… plus im sure cliff will knock before he lets them in…”

Jensen says as he pins you to the bed, and starts fondling your breasts, he then unhooks your bra only to hook his lips over your hard nipple. You let your head sink back into the pillow as a loud moan escapes your lips. Jensen pulls off your nipple letting a smile graze his lips as his eyes darken.

Jensen: “someone likes that…”

He then slides his hand down your side and into the waist line of your shorts, your juices pooling your pussy dripping wet, Jensen’s finger grazed your clit and your back arched, your hands clenching the bed, your legs wrapping round Jensen firmly…

Y/N: “I want this, I want you…”

Jensen: “do you not care who witnesses us?”

Y/N: “all I care about is us here and now…”

Jensen moved a piece of hair from your face, you were really sure this was what your life would be like… you would have Jensen by your side forever, you were gonna have a fabulous life… one that ensures your heart is his forever and he wont ever leave you…

Jensen: “mind releasing me sweetheart while I get rid of the rest of our clothing…”

Y/N: “as you wish…”

You released him so he could undo his jeans and remove them along with his boxers as he sunk down to remove your shorts and panties… your core dripping wet as he finished sliding off your panties and took a good whif…

Jensen: “ill have to sample what you have done down there omega…”

Jensen’s eyes went completely black as he moved his face close to your core, you squirmed as he moved his hand to your stomach as if to hold you to the bed…

Jensen: “stay still baby…”

Y/N: “yes sir…”

You said in almost a moan… your eyes shutting on their own, as you suddenly felt his tongue flick over your clit you let out a scream, one of pleasure… Jensen got the idea and moved his tongue faster against your heat, you reached 2 orgasms in a matter of 5 minutes before he slid up your body to kiss your lips… as he pulled back he lined himself up to your entrance.

Jensen: “you ready for me baby?”

Y/N: “yes alpha…”

Jensen no sooner took in your reply that he slid his length in your slick heat… he did that and there was no slowing down, he pounded you into the bed the pillows and heavy blankets were off the bed the sheets were drapped over your bodies, Jensen’s idea of modesty, the shuttering of your body, the curling of your toes, you orgasmed another 5 times before minorly acknowledging the door opening with a shrill moan your nails digging into Jensen’s back making him thrust quicker…

Jared and Misha walked in only to witness the scene before them… you and Jensen getting it on in the bed… you felt no remorse you felt no shame no guilt… no nothing… you only felt the length of your alpha growing with each thrust… Jared and Misha tried to distract themselves from the scene… Jensen had pulled the sheet over your forms… his frame making it like being in a tent…

Jensen: “hold on baby my knot is coming…”

Jared and misha upon hearing that took it upon themselves to lay out the food… Jensen’s thrusts became a lot harder and faster making you orgasm another 7 times before his own shaking orgasm came with the knot… he placed you both covered beneath the covers as you guys laid spooning on the bed… Jensen had not pulled out yet, he was still unloading…

You guys looked up to see Jared and Misha whose expressions told you guys exactly how long they had been there…

Jared: “well are you guys alright now…”

Jensen: “we are perfectly fine right now aren’t we my sweet omega…”

Jensen says as he leans down to rest his face in your hair…

Y/N: “perfectly fine my handsome alpha…”

Jensen: “Y/N told me about the guy with the red eyes that she saw… to paraphrase what she told me its her asshole father who thinks she belongs to him and no one else… she burned her house down knowing her dead brother and her unconscious father were inside, apparently daddy dearest isn’t dead he is alive, Y/N here tho has a backup plan for her current home but that’s in new York, her best friend is there on lockdown right now…”

Jared: “wait your saying that person with the red eyes she saw is her father?”

You nod knowing you would have to speak sooner or later..

Y/N: “the very same douchebag that tried to rape me… would have succeeded too if I hadn’t knocked him unconscious… it was my brother who almost knotted me… or at least he would have if I hadn’t shot him…”

Jensen: “which is why I just knotted her so no alpha will dare touch her again… and once we deal with her asshole father I intend to knot her until we are pregnant and then once we can confirm that we will live happily ever after…”

Y/n: “what would be the best plan of action I mean he isn’t just gonna give up now that he has found me… he knows also probably where I am… whats his plan…”

Jared: “is there anything we can do?”

Misha: “we will help in any way we can…”

Jensen just smiled as his arm draped over your waist he snuggled closer to you making you swoon… Jared and Misha dished out 2 plates of food and wrapped them up placing them in the fridge as they watched you fall asleep…

Jensen: “how did the rest of the panel go…”

Jared: “good except one person asked what happened to you guys and we simply said Y/N wasn’t feeling well so you took her to rest…”

Jensen: “anything odd happen?”

Misha: “that same pair of red eyes that Y/N saw, we saw it too…”

Jensen: “what happened after wards…”

Jared: “by the time the guards were able to go find them, they were long gone…”

Jensen: “damnit… I want him found and caught or my darling wont be safe from harm…”

Jared: “Jay she is your omega now, isn’t she already safe from harm…”

Jensen: “I mean like you know from her father… we find him we kill him… if he hurts her we play judge jury and executioner… he is a full werewolf tho so pretty much like the show… silver, chopping of heads the entire ordeal…”

Misha: “I can see if Cliff has some silver…”

Jared: “we will help in any way we can… it will be just like the show… 2 brothers and their guardian angel… or just the 3 hotties who are trying to save one of their omega!”

Jensen: “Saving People…”

Jared: “hunting things…”

But before misha could finish the motto the door was kicked down, with a cloud of dubri flying everywhere Jensen covered you with his form as a loud growl rang through the air… you woke instantly…

Jensen: “babe your shivering….”

Y/N: “Jay its him…”

You and Jensen looked out from the covers to see Jared unconscious, Misha groaning in pain and a large wolf in the doorway…

Fredrick: “Y/N ive come for you… you left me to die and now you go and let another alpha knot you, your gonna regret ever messing with me…”

You cowered in terror as Jensen held under the bed a red alert which would alert the hotel to lockdown… you both laid in wait as he stood blocking any and all hope of exit…

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Food in the Basket - CPD One Shot - Between Season 3 and 4

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So this was wrote to field the space between Season 3 and Season 4. Enjoy

It had been ages since Jay and Mouse spend some quality time together out of the Precinct. And Jay was glad to be in Mouse’s company tonight but when Erin said that she preferred to be alone he felt frustrated. As always she was shutting down, closing herself alone in her shell and trying to solve Voight’s messed up vendetta. He felt like they were heading backwards again. And he just hoped she could admit that she needed him to help her get through one more pitfall in her life. Yes her life had been full of them but now she had him to rely on, but as always she forgot about that.

“Yeah I won again!” Mouse shouted with a jump from the couch.

“Since when are you any good at Black Ops?” Jay asked, stunned how his friend had managed to win him three times in a row.

“It’s a computer game man, I’m a computer technician! Don’t fell bad, I’m just good, You know?” Mouse said mocking his friend.

“Stop boasting! Do you want a beer?” Jay asked, preparing to get up but Mouse beat him on that and went to the kitchen.

“I’ll get it!” Mouse informed him.

“You feel very comfy in my home. Have you been spending time here when I’m out?” Jay asked.

Mouse looked at him with a closed face.

“What? You use to do that!” Jay said.

“Not since I got my life back.” Mouse answered still staring at Jay. But Jay didn’t seem convinced. “What? Yeah Jay all I wanted to do is come to this bunker of yours and cuddle on the couch alone, thinking about the time we spend together.” Mouse said making a snort.

Jay snorted back. “I know we use to spend more time together… I’m sorry but she prefers to stay at her place and I prefer that too. So we end up to going to her place and I don’t fell comfortable inviting you in there… sorry!”

“No sweat man. It’s ok for me and I’m really happy that you found someone. It’s good for you… But just why do you prefer to stay there, you are always so picky about your stuff?” Mouse asked.

“Exactly for that… She makes a mess in my bathroom and you know how I like stuff clean and organized.” Jay said, kind of embarrassed.

“Yes I know Jay Halstead “The Cleaning Lady”!" Mouse added, breaking out in a big laugh making Jay laugh too until they heard the knock.

Erin was at Jay’s door fluctuating between knocking or not. She was home alone and for a moment she put her life in perspective. Voight was the only man that she could call a father, but was she ready to fight the world to protect him? Did she agree with his actions? Did he even kill that guy anyway? What was she doing at home by herself? She had someone in her life now, someone that she could trust and could help her decide what to do with all that she didn’t know about that night?

She could not close herself in her shell again. Jay would not forgive her this time. He was always reminding her that he was there and she could not go to down rabbit hole again.

“What are you doing girl?” She thought to herself.

“Are you expecting someone?” Mouse asked.

Jay smile to himself, he already knew who it was. “No I’m not! But it’s very good that she came!”

“She? How you know who it is?” Mouse asked as Jay got up to open the door. When he saw Erin at the door, he added, smiling to himself, “Never mind…”

Jay gave her space to enter and smoothly speak to her trying to not trigger any regret on her by coming to him. “I thought you wanted to stay alone?”

She smiled at him. She noticed his insecurity, he knew her too damn well and knew how this was really thin ice for her. “I just thought that I should not fall into old habits.”

Jay’ face lit in big smile and he hugged her, kissing her quickly on her lips. “That was an excellent decision!”

She felt uncomfortable with the kiss, because Mouse was just right there. “Jay!!!” She said waving at Mouse.

“What? Is just Mouse come on…” He added but she wasn’t convinced. “Hey! Mouse knows all about us ok!”

She nodded“Ok!”

Mouse looked at them. “Maybe I should go!” And picked his jacket from the back of the couch.

“No Mouse! It’s ok. I came here and overran your evening… you should stay. I need some distraction for sure and I guess you could tell me some juicy stories about Jay in the army, no?”

“No!No!No! No stories about Jay!” Jay said waving his hands in disagreement and making Mouse break out laughing again.

Erin and Mouse sat on the couch leaving no room for Jay. He looked at them and felt a little relief. It was important for him that Mouse feel comfortable around Erin and vice versa. And the most important part of this evening was that Erin was at his house chit chatting with the two of them with no worries that he noticed.

Jay ended up sitting on the floor near them. "You know that I will kill you if you tell something that could embarrassed me for any reason. Don't you?" Jay said facing Mouse trying to make an upset face.

Erin laughed. “And I will pay you with a big dinner at the Fat Pig if you tell me something juicy about him."

Mouse rub his hands in discomfort.

"Erin stop with that you are making Mouse uncomfortable!"

"No she is not!" Mouse said.

"Ok but I don't want to hear about my funny stories. I already know them all."

Erin gave an understanding smile and placed a soft kiss on Jay's lips caressing his hair distractedly not noticing that she was doing it in front of Mouse. Jay noticed how comfortable she was. Yes Jay was Mouse best friend and yes they were alone in there but she was never so intimate with him in front of other people. But he was enjoying this change of behavior on her and he was not going to complain about it, but that was no reason to let Erin dig out of Mouse some shady story about how he broke his front tooth in some stupid prank and had to replace it overseas by some shady doctor with everybody making fun of him because first he looked like an old man and than the replaced tooth had a totally different color compare to the rest. Or about that time when he lost his ID and his commander ordered him to clean the bathrooms for a week.

But Mouse surprised him by telling the story of how they both end up in a detention room in some small town with two mad guards that really didn't know how do their work.

" You know Halstead is a really Dun Juan right?" Mouse asked teasing.

Jay just shook his head smiling to himself and knowing that he had lost this battle.

"So we were in some small city walking around at a small street market and a girl came after Jay to sell him some food in a basket. Jay always managed to make the girls come after him. Can't really understand why." He said smiling.

His comment made Erin smile at her man. He was for sure really handsome and she knew she was a lucky girl. With that in her mind she kept caressing his hair.

“So the girl insists he has to by some local vegetables or something. Jay argued with her that he didn't wanted nothing from her basket so she offered him herself, making Jay almost choke himself in surprise when she showed him her naked breasts." Mouse said already laughing remembering Jay's face when the girl tried to get closer to him. "He try to run from the situation, but some local police was passing by and caught Jay pushing the girl away from him. So the four of us that was there, were taken to some shady police station to be interrogate. Of course when we got there we were put in a small interrogation room and had to wait for more than an hour for someone to come and ask for our ids. And than Jay pull up his gallons and we left with some wise advise about not messing around with the locals and with a very shy Jay. As you can imagine this was motive for mocking him for months.

"So you tried to full around with the locals and ended up in jail. Very responsible of you Jay." Erin said jokingly.

"Hey it was the girl who came to me and I was just trying to get rid of her." Jay said in his defense.

They laughed at him and Mouse got up preparing to leave. "Well I'm leaving guys. It's late!"

"Already?" Jay asked.

"I'm tired and you two need your privacy. I can't imagine how your life is, working together and be profissional and all that," Mouse said smiling.

Erin smiled and squeezed Jay's shoulder.

Before he left Mouse turned back and spoke, his eyes cast to the floor. "Could you two come with me tomorrow to Molly's after shift?"

Erin and Jay looked at each other and smiled. Jay questioned Erin without talking and she nod in agreement. Jay rubbed her leg and smiling she asked. "Of course man, but why?"

Mouse still couldn’t face them. "I kind of have a date!"

"And you want us to chaperon?" Jay asked laughing.

"Hey don't be like that!" Erin said taping her boyfriend’s head. "Of course we will go with you Mouse, if that makes you more confident!"

"It will and it will not look like a real date, so I think it will be better." Mouse said finally facing them. "And Erin understands me better than you, you ass!" Mouse said to Jay.

"Hey! I got it, I was just messing around!" Jay said, getting up and saying goodbye to his friend.

"So... Do you want to talk about it?" Jay asked slowly when they finally were alone and comfortably arranged in the couch, with her legs on top of his lap.

"I know you are here for me and I will not shut you down, but I need time to process ok?" She asked and kissed him slowly on his mouth.

He nodded, hugging her to him. "I'm here! For all!" Once again he thought about asking her to move in with him and once again he thought that it was not a good time. He could feel how insecure she was. She asked him for time to handle Voight and he would give her time. But he needed to face her and ask her soon. She really needed him now and he really wanted to be there for her. He loved her for God sake, why was it so hard to ask her this.

It's hard because you know her and know how something like this could make her run away, you really don't want to cage her. She needs to feel safe. He thought. Soon Jay! Soon! And clearing his head from all this, he kissed her deeply and let her use his chest as pillow as she usually like to do.

Let me know what you think ;) and thank you so much for reading.

Thank you so much my friend @justkillingtimewhileiwait

#linstead #fanfic #my fanfiction #my artwork #chicago pd

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kitty’s absolute fucking TUNES: a v, v mismatched playlist of my absolute favourite songs

no church in the wild ( kanye west, jay z, frank ocean ): kanye west is the titan to my chloe, tbh. my party trick is giving an hour long rundown of his life, defending him like i’m his fucking lawyer ( don’t @ me tho some of his shit is indefensible ). i used to have ‘kanye historian’ as my twitter bio. so it can’t be understated when i say i love him. and this is probably my favourite song of his, and my most played song ever ( according to itunes, i’ll get to my most played according to last.fm soon ). i truly feel like this song speaks for itself. the iconic production, the haunting magnificence of frank ocean’s vocals, the question, the narrative.... goosebumps. and it fuckin’ BANGS.

magnets ( lorde and disclosure ): it’s difficult to say everything about what this song means to me, but i think i can distill it down to... ‘pretty girls don’t know the things that i know’. lorde has always popped back up in my life at the strangest times ( and hilariously enough i have had seizures in close proximity to seeing / hearing her ). when i saw her last year, she played this song. and i got to touch her hand. i still get misty eyed thinking about that night.

africa by toto: did you think anyone could make a playlist of CHUNES without africa by toto? madness, i tell you. absolute madness. fun fact: i’m going to an africa singalong event with 5000 people from facebook next week.

feeling good ( nina simone ): i’m gonna give you an assignment, okay? listen to it. listen to it and tell me it’s not one of the greatest songs ever made. you just can’t argue with me on this one.

love drought ( beyonce ): this is the sound of heartbreak. of agony. and it’s so painful and so raw. i really don’t have that much else to say, because like most of my favourite songs, love drought speaks for itself.

SWEET ( brockhampton ): lil bit of a humblebrag, but i went to highschool with a guy who’s tight w kevin abstract so by association i am tight with kevin abstract... where to begin with sweet? i’m from the vast land of tejas ( live in the uk now ) and this is a texas anthem. the honey butter references made my life ( i’m a vegetarian but i miss honey buttahs like a mothahfuckah ). my cousins live in / are from the woodlands, which is a place referenced a thousand times in the song. ‘poolside in houston, tryna see if beyonce will take me for adoption’, ‘don’t call me stupid, that ain’t the way my name pronounced!’, joba’s entire verse... so much iconnery in here.

seigfried ( frank ocean ): i listen to this song every single day, and it’s my most played song according to last.fm, which is about right. i would tattoo every line of this song on me if i could. it haunts me. my favourite part is the switch when he sings ‘i’m living over city / and taking in the homeless sometimes.’ seigfried is pure poetry, especially at the end, and especially when he sings ‘i’d do anything for you ( in the dark )’.

love lies ( khalid and normani ): okay i’m suffering from recency bias but i’ve played it 54 times since it came out like less than a month ago i think? ( thanks 2 last.fm as per ) i really, really love this song. i can’t say what it is, but i’m obsessed with the layering in the chorus.

in the air tonight ( phil collins or lorde idc ): this song? so fucking good. like, it’s the same deal as with africa. it’s well established that it’s a fucking tune, and it’s so SO good for screaming when you’re mad. see also: not ready to make nice by the dixie chicks.

dna ( kendrick lamar ): put this on at a party. i fuckin dare you. it goes off so, so fucking hard. same with loyalty, which has rihanna, so that’s a bonus. in all honesty choosing a kendrick song was hard, because i replay his albums constantly, but this one reminds me of some drunken nights with a friend that i love very dearly... so i hold it close. I GOT I GOT LOYALTY I GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA.

nocturnal ( the weeknd, disclosure ): chose a random song from my ‘night driving’ playlist, but this is a good one, because the weeknd is one of my most played artists and i haven’t chosen one of his songs yet. it’s atmospheric as fuck, and i love a good bit of darkness when i have the aux ( i can’t drive. it’s because i’m gay. ) and i’m speeding across the city ( jk mama ) with my friends. my aim for night driving is to make the soundtrack from drive, except longer.

style ( taylor swift ): she’s the most disingenuous, ridiculous, human being alive, but i grew up on her songs ( hello from the south, where our song was stuck in my head for like two years ) so i have a tiny, tiny, tiny little soft spot for her. style isn’t the country singer i grew up with, but it’s an absolute fucking tune so it belongs here. this video is an incredible breakdown of what makes it so good and says more than i ever could tbh.

home ( edward sharpe & the magnetic zeroes ): this is, full stop, the only song that can make me cry. it reminds me of home, of my friends, of my family, and every single time i fucking sob.

#glossytask #i have no personality this was easier #long post

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Med Rewatch Series (#2)

\haha yeah I was totally planning on sleeping but I literally cannot think about anything else other than getting this idea out of my brain. so, we will try to get through the finale of s2: Love Hurts. please enjoy.

-okay so right off the bat before even starting the episode, i noted a few things. the episode description is “Robin experiences complications and a new face arrives at the hospital.” How fucking annoying that it’s the season finale and the entire episode is centered around connor? of course, at this point we don’t know that the ‘new face’ is his future love interest.

-also!!! the fact that ava is mentioned in the episode description of the season finale? That’s huge!

-the episode description makes it sound like nothing fucking happens in this episode.

-also i am extremely scared to start the ep bc i feel like it is going to through me straight back into the deep end and put me in a state of emotional shock.

-i will try to take very deep breaths before the episode starts. okay. here we go.

-does this episode open with robin being carted in on the ambo bc if this is the ep im thinking about, i remember appreciating how angsty this scene was

-i still remember charles yelling ‘2 of adavan!’

-okay hi sarah i really was not expecting to see you this soon

-oh wow. just. sarah calling shots in the ed. in control. you love to see it. also. im just now remembering how early in the ep we get to meet ava. i always remembered it as being at the very end but. i remember connor being distraught with his messy hair.

-also i’m highkey loving how out-of-control connor is rn

-reese. god i missed you so much.

-they counted again. love that.

-okay but like i have no analysis just every time sarah’s onscreen i just want to say ‘i love you’

- i have not heard sarah speak in a HOT SEC and god i forgot how deep her voice was and it is sending me (its not even that deep i just like, forgot.) It has been years and I honestly think i have forgotten who sarah really was. sad.

-like i don’t remember the last time i could describe her as in control but right now treating robin she’s calm (honestly bc she’s the only other shrink on the show, but HOLD ON WAIT DOESNT CHARLES GET SHOT AT THE END OF THIS EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK. reese has one moment. and then her and charles start bickering. i remember why i was so mad)

-i’m in love with her.

-i really have to sit through the next 40 mins of this and just everytime i see sarah going ‘i love her,’ and now you do too.

-oh my god CHARLES SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CANNOT BLAME CONNOR FOR THIS

-also the reason i became disillusioned: dr charles just started being suuuuuper sus.

-i do love sarah. and honestly, connor, not my favorite, but this storyline really made me empathize with him. his girlfriend is having a psychotic break and people keep shitting on him. (maybe the reason i didn’t like ava at first. really kicked him while he was down)

-I... haha. sarah. hnghhh. you can guess the rest.

-if you were in this situation, with robin, would you be thinking like connor or would you be thinking like charles? personally- connor. Robin was fine. maybe a little impulsive to take her home, but charles was being suuuper overprotective (from what I remember).

-Charles: “This is on you. You did this.” I remember that line hitting really hard when I watched it the first time lmao damn.

-SARAH. HER EYES ARE RED. SHE’S SAD. SHE’S CRYING! COME ONNNN MEDDD YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME!!! (and I swallowed my water the wrong way which somehow triggered my gag reflex so now im crying too please god stop Im sorry what did I do)

-yay sarah. hey guys look at that. sarah gets to, like, do her job.

-ALSO I JUST REALIZED THAT S3 STILL SUCKS FOR SARAH BC OF HER INTENSE INTENSE PTSD??? LIKE SHE WHOLE ASS PEPPERSPRAYS HER PATIENT???

-also these are the clothes charles got shot in and honestly i’m not even mad. I’m mad that him getting shot put sarah through so much pain (i talked a lot about ava but y’all are really gonna see just how protective i am of sarah. like god even I forgot.)

-you can see how much sarah cares about connor. which is like, fantastically crazy. (it fuels the rheese shippers which is why i tend to be against it) but just like, that’s just how sarah is. she cares so much. she’s not even close to connor, but you can see how much she cares. this is why its so unfair for sarah to work in psych. like, she’s way too soft for that come on man. (y’all remember the huge car crash episode and at the end she tells ethan that it was nice to be back in the ed bc you can fix people’s bodies but not their minds? 1) she was adorable in that. 2) i am so scared for her. she just cares too much)

-okay but the above bullet is probably the exact reason why people ended up shipping ava and sarah. they both are characters who care way more than they let on. sarah is the only one in the hospital who would probably give ava a second chance after an icy first encounter. That being said, being realistic? ava is probably the only one who would she the bullshit that sarah has to go through everyday, so she would never have the icy first encounter. which in turn sets sarah’s empathy bells off or whatever.

-honestly? ava is a mean to people because she thinks they deserve it. that’s it. she’s not a bitch or anything like that (and yeah, ava stans do a little bit of overlooking her behavior bc hey if a careless med student bumps into her while passing by, thats on them). (and of course, in this world and in reesker minds, sarah has never done anything wrong, ever.)

-look guys, i did it. i boiled reesker down to its bare essentials! (lmao tho literally walking through it again from almost a totally fresh perspective, it is still so easy to see how they would have been great together.)

-also. uh. not to pile on the reesker but. ----- connor just got paged by latham. is-is it happening?

-refusing to go home and sleep because the person you care most about is lying in a hospital bed is such classic angst oh my god

-wtf? charles has meds i completely forgot? for his heart? when is he gonna get shot the suspense is killing me.

-ALSO. YOU ARE TELLING ME. THAT S3 SARAH HAD TO DEAL WITH PTSD AND A POSSIBLE PATIENT LAWSUIT. AT THE SAME TIME HER FATHER WAS BEING SUSPECTED OF MURDER, AT THE SAME TIME HE TRIED TO RECONNECT. it is a fucking crime that that is the season we have to rewatch. its a crime they abused her so much.

-waiting for charles to keel over and die like

-the worst thing is that like, he actually cares. he actually truly cares about sarah, he just did a lot of bad things. so sarah has to justify them all! and sarah had no idea how to feel because now she’s disillusioned again. please chill

-lmao stoll wow

-oh. soft sweet boy noah. he really doesn’t know better, and that’s almost the worst thing.

-also. dr. shore. that’s really all i have to say about that.

-ohhhhh my god nat fucking chill

-what is it with couples on mad and not being allowed to be happy. (this could be about reesker if you, like, reallyyyy squint)

-aw! hey, look! it’s jay! he’s nice to look at too. ooh i also forgot how deep his voice was lol

-counting

- i honestly forgot what a good source of angst this show was. this guys parents are flying in from germany to go to his graduation and then he got hit by a car??? damn

- i still forget how much i like the cop/doctor brother duo. I love it.

-GUYSSS

-GUYSSS ITS HAPPENING

-the air literally left my lungs I am not ready.

-ITS FUCKING

-oh my god

-it is 3 am and I just screamed out loud holy shit

-I FORGOT I FUCKING FORGOT. IT DOESNT HAPPEN WITH HER IN CASUAL CLOTHES. THAT IS AT THE END. I FORGOT THEY INTERACT WITH HER IN SCRUBS

- I FORGOT I FUCKING FORGOT

--holy shit she is fucking stunning. she was just allowed to be like that? in her first introduction? while connor looks like complete shit? IMAGINE THE POWER SHE HAS HOLY SHIT. THIS IS THE GREATEST POWER MOVE IVE EVER SEEN.

-uh for those of you who are confused, ava bekker has entered the scene and holy. shit. is she fucking amazing. and she hasn’t even said a word yet. all she did was turn

-H E R P O W E R

-uhhuufhuahdoas back to the analysis - latham reiterated all of the points we just discussed in the premiere, only goes to show how this was planned, from the start.

- t h e p o w e r ava has to step on the scene and instantly fuck things up. I ASPIRE

-okay let me try again to move forward. (nope. i tried to go back to the tab and just. the expression on her face. guys. i cannot express the emotions. we will press on)

-deep breaths

-she’s so pretty oh my god

-I-uh- okay listen. it is really, really, really hard to analyze this because i have not watched an actual scene or actually heard her talk in her very very pretty accent in two years. I, uh, i need a minute.

-i honestly cannot recall a thing she just said. (i am literally in fucking love) (i’m gonna go back and rewatch the scene and see what I pick up)

-THE----the fucking way she puts her hand back in her pocket

-GOD IM FUCKING GAY

-as for analysis - god that cheeky little smile.

-she’s blunt. is what took me about 75 words to say. this is gonna be a nightmare. (if i torture myself and make myself watch s4 and s5 then I’ll be really sad) (at this point can you imagine what would’ve happened if i had watched her death? I’m remembering exactly how crushed I was)

-OH. YEAH. IN CASE YOU FORGOT? THAT GIRL? THE SNARKY ONE? ON SCREEN RIGHT NOW? SHE’S. FUCKING. DEAD. CANONICALLY SHES DEAD. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

-like just that fact is sending me so hard. i am already so sad. I had like thirty seconds of elation. it’s not FUCKING FAIR

- i need another minute. AND SHE STILL HAS ANOTHER LINE.

-this doesn’t really pertain to the theory but the “loyal, that’s sweet” line has got to mean something. Like something to be said about how connor couldn’t commit to her in s4. (its just so fucking unfair that she’s dead but we really need to move on)

-this also means that ava isn’t entirely loyal? bc she’s looking down on connor for being loyal? I um really don’t have all the info to unpack All of that, but it should be noted.

-DID YOU CONNOR? DID YOU ENJOY WORKING TOGETHER???

-from ava stan perspective: @ connor you like made her life hell, which wasn’t your fault but still. uhh she’s the one that’s dead, you’re not, so obviously one of you enjoyed it a little more. let’s move on.

-i love her.

-haha oh man jack kelloggs back. FUCKING MERC HIS ASS (i don’t hate charles that much and this storyline gave me so much fucking anxiety throughout the ep)

-god jack kelloggs such an asshole

-OKAY BRUH ETHAN AND APRIL HAVE A THING THIS SEASON? jesus this show really moves

-there are a lot of things I could complain about.

-will: “Why’d she do that? Cut her hair. A woman makes a change like that, it’s a big deal.” S4 AVA WHAT DOES IT MEAN

-i can’t believe its the season finale and they have enough time for will to ask maggie why nat cut her hair. this show is the reason I have anxiety. charles is about to get shot and what are you doing

-oh. oh wow. noah and sarah bickering/noah flirting. it’s like, adorable. which i don’t think is really fair. just, sarah’s the best

-I- uh- can’t believe that was the first time I watched an ava scene in years? that was a really big step for me?? god wow.

-god remember how sarah just like, saved robin? yall remember that? REMEMBER WHEN SARAH COULD DO THINGS? there’s a reason i hated this show.

-okay but just like the fact that charles was - content with letting his daughter be holed up in a room for the foreseeable future? when sarah had a perfectly logical answer? who is he trying to undermine here? (and that is why i hate charles)

-sharon: “where’s the daniel who doesn’t give up? doesn’t your own daughter deserve that much?” kind of a reach but if charles really cares about sarah as much as he does, and sharon knows this, the double meaning here is almost impeccable.

-oh hey guys! ava’s back!

-okay this is like super nitpicky but at this point it feels like norma didn’t have the accent down packed and its a little exaggerated and awkward at times but, come on, still love her.

-Ava: “excuse me, you’re an emergency medicine resident, why are we even talking” AVA BEKKER REALLY TAKES NO SURVIVORS (the writers just really weren’t banking on the fans being that attracted to ava) (like i forgot how blunt she was and holy shit. wow. i kinda see where the haters were coming from. its amazing to see how we clawed her back tho [by we i mean the lesbians])

-analytical. That’s what ava is. It’s almost like that thing where people purposefully say something outlandish just to gauge people’s reaction. she doesn’t argue with connor, at least not now. she just looks between him and ethan, sees she’s outnumbered, and walks off. She doesn’t know how the place works yet. she’s testing the waters. - this could be why she slowly gets more and more confrontational as the series progresses. she sees that no matter what, everyone will be on connor’s side. she doesn’t fight a losing battle. but when you’re constantly losing, its frustration. (reminder, these things only hold true in s3. s4 doesn’t exist)

-I’m fucking?? where the hell did jeff go?

-also, oh, this is maggie’s storyline. the guy dies right but he wanted to propose to the girl? wait no that doesn’t seem right...

-yooo its the girl in the gorilla costume. certified iconic. also how the hell did they have enough time for all this crap in the finale. this show fucking moves.

-for like a split second i forgot that noah and april were siblings

-noah’s a sweetie

-oh hey look it’s ava

-knock knock. who’s there? oh boy, point one for ava stans, she’s right about the surgery (potential evidence showing how this is the first scene of connor not being shit/actually being out or equally matched)

-OKAY WOW SARAH GO OFF (she’’s just fantastic i mean look at her. she’s adorable)

-ava: “Why do all the residents in this hospital think they can offer their opinions?” DR BEKKER PLEASE (okay but like i said last ep i had the exact same question. go off ava)

-connor just took control of the case (first instance of ava outright saying ‘i disagree’) (and let me guess, he’s gonna be right in the end because he literally fucking always is)

-if you look at it from a different perspective, ava was necessary. they needed someone to put connor in his place. at least, she tried. (very disappointing that she also had to sleep with him but that’s not the current point) if they wanted to fix his problem of coming off as spoiled, ava gave him a force to fight against, to earn his stars. they could’ve done it better, and actually had him lose a few times. because what does constantly letting connor win do? it undermines ava, it also undermines his attending. his attending who he is constantly having to stick up for. dude. hero complex chill. ava never had a hero complex. which cannot be said for a lot of the people on the show (IF YOU EVEN TRY TO ARGUE THIS POINT IS WRONG I POINT YOU TO THE EPISODE WHERE AVA PUSHED THE CREDIT FOR THE SURGERY ONTO CONNOR WHEN A FAMILY MEMBER WAS HUGGING HER) they did it wrong. they tried to, idk, fix connor by giving him humility, but they kind of completely forgot the humility part. and the part where he learns things. HE EVEN HAS TO STAND UP FOR AVA TO HER OWN MENTOR. LITERALLY? DUDE? FUCKING. CHILL.

-okay but that’s what it is though. ava was always meant to be the villain. because she was always a counter for connor. and connor is the hero. (you may be thinking this goes against my theory because I’m fighting for ava rights, but my actual theory is that ava was never supposed to stay past s3. the only reason she stayed was because she became a fan favorite. she was supposed to take connor’s mayo clinic offer. and you know how it probably would have happened? Connor probably would have gave her the offer. letting him be the hero one last time. [of course, this isn’t what happened. we all know.])

-OKAY FUCK THIS RESIDENT? “good call, Dr. Rhodes” SHUT THE FUCK UP??? (resident speaking rights revoked)

-I have nothing for this but just want to point out how she looks around and says “yes” all contemplative. god if i could just think about what she was thinking

-jack bro stop

-okay. was there ever an active shooter in the hospital when ava was around. bc if there was. i legally need to know

-lmao stoll

-sarah... makes me smile.

-fun fact: we are at about the half way mark. I am so sorry.

-no no no nono. so, robin just got diagnosed and is getting prepped for surgery. Sarah. don’t give charles credit for solving it. stop.

-Hey! yall remember how the best characters on the show only got thirty seconds of onscreen time together? yeah! I’m still mad about it too!

-aww connor being worried. (i think im fine with connor as long as like, ava is no where near. this scene is just very pure)

-when is this guy gonna get shot already

-aww he loves her. i want to kill him. (why? playboy. gets feelings way too quick. stop him. keep him away from ava)

-HAHAHAH okay. robin just got put into surgery and latham and ava are performing it (is it a brain surgery? yes. are they ct surgeons? yes. don’t ask questions) BUT you can see this emotion on ava’s face. she feels sorry for him. it’s up for us to decide if its condescending or she just feels bad for or bc she is on a surgery he wanted, but for the sake of opinion, i’m inclined to say she just felt bad for him (cough empathy cough)

-literally everytime charles is on screen im like when is he gonna get shot

-this scene where both connor and charles admit they were wrong is very nice (hey actually look, connor does have humility! not in front of ava tho so hmm) (sexual tens- literally no, shut the fuck up)

-HAHA HOLY SHIT I FORGOT CONNORS MOM KILLED HERSELF?? HOLY SHIT? THIS FUCKING GUY LITERALLY CANT CATCH A BREAK (maybe take a hint bro? and go far far away? well he did. too little too late ig)

-connor: “i obviously couldn’t save my mom, but I sure as hell didn’t try to save robin” *through cupped hands* HEY! HEY CONNOR! D-DID YOU TRY? WITH AVA? DID YOU TRY? okay literally what is it with this guy and people dying. for such a good surgeon... oh yeah, irony.

-hi sarah! how nice of you to check in with connor and charles about robin!

-sarah: *looks between charles and connor, who have probably agreed on something for the first time since connor got with robin* “everything okay?” literally she’s so sweet my heart.

- sarah: *laughs in disbelief* SARAH STOP MY HEART IS ALREADY FULL

-this man needs to button the top button of his shirt, i do not like that i can see it

-I------ HOLY SHIT?

-WHY DID NO ONE FUCKING WARN ME THAT JOEY WAS STILL ON THE SHOW???

-FUCKING EXCUSE ME???

- the air left lungs on that one again, i was Not expecting that.

-HOLD THE FUCK ON. I JUST WENT OF HIS WIKI AND HE APPEARS IN S4??? FUCKING WHAT??? SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE FUCKING DID AND IF IT WAS IMPORTANT

-sarah reese is such a fucking dork she got her boyfriend a rubik’s cube as a gift?? a guy who is so nerdy that he definetly already has like five of them. hmm. things don’t add up. also he’s nerdy enough to give back a gift at the breakup. dude seriously. get some social cues. in like the bargin bin at goodwill. please.

-IF SARAH FUCKING CRIES I SWEAR TO GOD

-oh yeah she’s pregnant. that’s how the story ends.

-okay. natalie comes off as empathetic but like, in the most condescending way.

-like its fucking obvious she’s only ever caring about herself (ava bekker would never. sarah reese would never. get your head out of your ass) (ok wow that aggression came from nowhere lmao)

- i really wanna say something about - Connor: “We all know that love can hurt, but loneliness? that’ll kill you.” have fun with that fic writers. (insert obvious connection to loneliness killing ava? have we had enough? this doesn’t pertain to the theory)

-jesus will at this point stop hesitating at the ‘if we’re wrong, it could kill him’ stage. we all know you don’t care

-how funny would it be if the family just like, disowned that girl

-this will nat and co. love triangle is already so fucking exhausting

-JAY REALLY SAID WILL I AM TAKING NONE OF YOUR BS

-is he really about to break up with her. right now. i swear to fucking god

-this is so fucking stupid (what i would pay for ava to hand him his ass right here right now) (that’s a hc idea right there)

-FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY WILLIAM

-sarah and noah stay adorable

-aww stolllll, my heart

-lmao i forgot the girl who played robin was on once upon a time and i was like ‘ive seen her recently what was it’

-FINALLY HES GONNA FUCKING GET SHOT! HELL YES!

-charles looks high as balls

-the queen returns. she’s back

-IM GONNA FUCKING JUMP OFF A CLIFF

-okay. from the previous ep i mentioned ava’s line being something like ‘you’re quite the gossip magnet, your mother commited suicide, drove your girlfriend crazy, and you murdered your attending.” right? we all remember that?

-well lads, do we remember connor’s response?

-connor: “...Well you’d better watch yourself, hadn’t you?”

-...

- I-

-hahahah this is not okay.

-AND GOD. JUST THE WAY AVA TAKES IT AND JUST SMILES, ACCEPTING THE CHALLENGE. holy shit. this fucking breaks my heart.

-i like almost can’t even appreciate the easy ending of noah’s grad party.

-oh yeah charles still hasn’t gotten shot.

-god sarah is still adorable. the way she finally relaxes FOR ONCE and lets herself have fun. fun fact: this may be the last time we see sarah just easily enjoying herself. also maybe the first.

- i am officially starting the save ava campaign, anyone who wants to join can. the goal is pretty simple. save ava. save our hearts.

-oh my god is he finally going to get shot?? like what dude come on

Okay. another episode down, the first full one, and what have we learned?

Well, this was Ava’s first episode and we learned how it seems she was doomed from the start. It makes no sense, even just her writing is disconnected from s2 to s3, like how do they do that? This ava lines up so well with s4 ava it’s almost uncanny. if you completely cut out s3 her character arc would make complete sense, in a frighteningly tidy way.

Like I said at the top, the fact that Ava was referenced in the episode description of the season finale is huge. It means she is a big character, ground shaking, almost. I really don’t know why they had to make this introduction at the end of s2 and not the beginning of s3, other than making it fit with the three month time jump that i’m pretty sure starts the season.

The way I see it, Ava had 4 main interactions/points. 1) She called connor loyal (and was blunt about Latham) 2) She remarks that residents shouldn’t have speaking rights (that one’s just funny) and disagrees with connor on the surgery, which they go with connor’s decision because of course they do. granted they switch to her plan midway through) 3) connor takes over her surgery after they disagree on whether or not the patient can be saved. Connor is right. and 4) we have the final ‘I like dangerous men’ interaction.

Let’s focus on the train of Ava vs. Connor disagreements. If we go by my previous statement which was Ava was designed as the villain to Connor’s hero, so the hero could win the favor of the public by defeating the villain, the trajectory of their interactions is not surprising in the slightest.

First, Connor wins the first point bc they initial go with his plan. Then, mid surgery, they have to switch to Ava’s plan, because she was right. This obviously pisses him off, that he was wrong and she was right. His crown had been knocked askew. But then, he wrestles it back. They disagree on whether or not the patient can be saved, connor takes complete control, and he actually ends up saving him.

It’s interesting that the final disagreement came at the sake of a patient’s life. Ava was quick to dismiss the heart as gone, but Connor fought for it, being the hero. It’s easy to shut Ava down right then and there, call her heartless and call it a day.

if s4 had come immedietely (i have no clue how to spell that) after, it would be completely in character for ava to be a psychopath from what little we’ve seen. And honestly, no one would care. The villain would get her due justice.

Let’s switch gears to the conspiracy theory, or the redemption arc. whichever sounds cooler.

A hero is only as good as their villain. That’s really my argument. At this point, yeah, s4 seems like it was planned, just based on s2.

Okay, so, what? Is that another layer of the theory that I’m adding? that the connor/ava plot of s4 was ACTUALLY supposed to be in s3? I... no. we’ve established that is is very rare for the med writers to plan storylines that far ahead. so what am I saying?

I think that the s4 plot was actually a scrapped plot potentially to be used in s3. and when they were left floundering at the end of s3 for an answer? they retreated. sacrificing character development in the process.

So what the hell happened in s3? A horrible fluke? why was it so different?

in s3 ava became more of a rival and less of a villain. while those words can have very similar meanings, the bulk of it is that neither of them really wanted to be that mean each other, they never went out of their way to stomp on the other (at least that I’m aware of). they just were always forced to work together, naturally leading to friction.

This shift meant all the difference. Connor no longer had to beat Ava. it wasn’t required. as a result, ava was very very slowly allowed to interact with people other than connor. she was allowed to slightly develop.

Why the shift? well, the conspiracy theory suggests it’s because they wanted someone who could follow up connor if he left at the end. IF they were true rivals, each of them should be able to hold their own without each other.

okay yeah, i managed to get like 4k words out of like 5 minutes a screen time and 8 lines. jesus christ.still didnt do my hw tho

next we watch the premiere of s3 and see what happens. thanks for reading

read the next parts:

Part 1 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Extra

#i got exactly one (1) hour of sleep last night holy shit #this was so many bad decisions wrapped in one #chicago med #med rewatch series #ava bekker #mine #love hurts

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(Psst, your fics are amazing!) Cassandra as Batman and Red Hood duo/Jason as Batman and Cassandra as Nightwing duo, what do you think?

First of all, awww thank you so much glad you like them!!!

Second, Well if i want to be short I'd say they’re both good ideas, honestly i would read bat!cass and jay’s adventures tho I imagine it'd happen sometime after Bruce retires or just he can't be Batman because of some kind of reason?? Who knows. If it has some A++ big sis + lil brother jason interaction, I would love it. tho im not sure it would keep my interest for long haha

And the second!! I can see it happen in like an au where jay doesn't die?

More under the read more about the second but i kind of just left the others out because you asked jay and cass, here some backstory and some hc with them in this situation

literally talking about nothing oh my god @ me: pls stop

okay about the jay!bats + nightwing!cass!! I don't really like giving one costume to another character? Like even if it's an au I like if they keep their original story. (okay except when they change which Robin dies, those fics are kind of good but I'm too weak and too attached to dick as nightwing.) So it's not gonna be nightwing!cass… but hey,,,

kind of MIXED AGE REVERSAL AU because I don't think I could work this into canon.

Jason steals Batman’s tires when he's twelve and Batman doesn't let him go back on the streets and Jason doesn't want to end up in the juvie, so he accepts the offer of Batman’s adopting him (and he argued for hours to adopt him because he will escape if he isn't the one who adopts him). Batman definitely wasn't happy about it but he knows Jason wouldn't be moved on this.

Jason trains and trains and it takes months but then he's out on the streets.

Of course the fall out happens here too about the case and Jason being too violent and Jason being mad about it. And then he finds out Catherine isn't her birth mother but before he could look for Sheila, Cass arrives.

Cass meets Batman when she saves his ass from a drug ring. Cass has been homeless for years, roaming the streets and fighting the bad guys, atoning for the past mistakes she had done.

Cass escapes before Batman can thank her or ask her who is she. I kind of like the idea that Cass would keep an eye on Batman because she remembers all the lessons from Cain that the Bat is vicious and if he ever finds her he'd make her regret the life she lived. Which is clearly a lie because the Batman isn't like that and she has been watching him for a long time.

Cass definitely helps him out while Batman in her city and Batman definitely finds her because come on he has to know who he is fighting back to back.

It all ends when Cass takes a bullet for Batman and Batman just can't let her die.

Cass wakes up and she's alive and the Batman wants to adopt her, saying he'd help her learn to talk and Cass is so tempted because it's exhausting to watch her own back sometimes.

Anyway, Bruce adopting Cass, Cass finding a home. And let make Cass like fifteen years old and first she mostly hides from Bruce and Alfred, and while she expected Bruce to find her, Alfred finding her is surprising for her but she starts to hang out in the kitchen with Alfred.

About Cass and Jason. Jason first thinks Bruce is trying to replace him after their argument but Cass looks small and while Jason knows she's strong and when Bruce tells him she can't speak, Jason is ready to help her (and it doesn't matter that Jason is scared of being replaced while he's benched.)

ANYWAY Jay becomes Batman when the unavoidable happens, Bruce sinks into a coma instead of getting lost in time. And maybe magic caused it so Jay goes researching while taking care of Gotham with Cass on his side and of course let's not ignore Damian who's like ten and Jason has to take care of him and the few weeks they've known each other their relationship has been rocky but now Bruce isn't there to sit down and talk with Damian and Jason has to try harder because Damian is his brother who has just lost his dad and can't (Jason won't) send him back to that place ever.

so back to jay!bats and Cass (finally):

When Jason overworks himself, Cass just goes, “Don't be like Bruce.”

Jason is offended and he denies it but he goes to sleep soon after that. (after the third time, he realises he was manipulated and he's not impressed with Cass, Cass just pats his head and he can't do anything but rolls his eyes. [OK, maybe he was really tired. Three times? Shame on him.]

When Bruce fights against big bad and slips into a magical coma (no true love kiss won't wake him up) Jay is 22 and it wearing the batsuit? It's hard. It eats him up some nights when he can't seem to get sleep.

Jason and Cass together an effective pair. Jason doesn't restrain himself, sometimes hitting harder than necessary but he's not a killer. (at least not yet?)

Cass has a hard time first getting used to Jason in the Batsuit. She loves his brother dearly and she knows he'd never wanted to be Batman. Sometimes Cass just sits down beside Jason and lays on him so he won't get up. And finally rest.

#jason todd #cassandra cain #anyway there would be more kids ofc #and the whole fam would appear but its just them now #lit answers #tbh i have been sitting on it for a week and didn't know what to write #bc both is a nice idea #HOPE U LIKE IT ANON 1!!!! I TRIED HARD!!!! idk what you wanted so i just made an au for you?????? and they say kindness is dead tsk tsk tsk #i'd never write it but it's nice ok

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Meet 🐮 (originally saphy)!

Who are you?

Moo! *clears throat* Hey, I’m saphy (cow~). I’m the creator of this blog. I just really needed to have more History blogs out there to bring more content from these Kings.

How long have you been a fan of History?

Since I was a wee little calf. *chuckles* Psycho era was when I started looking into them, I listened to their other songs but just never looked into them.

What’s your favorite thing about History?

Um? Everything?! Mmm I just love all of them so much. I love how silly they can get and they are hard workers. Ugh how they are all fit God. So much to love.

Favorite member and why?

Dokyun always has a special place in my heart but everyone in history does. Dokyun was just so sweet and cute and his honey voice. Man. But then Sihyoung was like dude I’m here and I’m great. And then kyungjeong and I just. Kyungil is so good. Yijeong does me so proud. And Jaeho! Man. There’s too much to say about him. I shouldn’t even get started.

Who would you take on a deserted island with?

Crap. Kyungil? He’s strong. Sihyoung might be a better beat tho… Knowledge wise… I don’t really know. It’s ether Kyungil or Sihyoung.

Who do you think you would be good friends with?

Mmm. Dokyun. I can be sweet and he would probably bring that side of me out and try and make me a better person in general. Maybe even Jaeho. I’m a tease and love mess'n around and exploring so I would have so much fun with him. If I could understand and speak Korean that is.

Other than History, what other groups/things are you into?

Infinite has a place not nearly as high as history tho. I watch Cow Chop (YouTube) which is why I am cow now. Moo. I used to care about Nu'est quite a bit but I’m done with them I’m just buying their albums and supporting them from a far. I care deeply about Japanese music. I always listen to American stuff and dubstep. I’m everywhere.

Do you have any hobbies?

I constantly do my nails. Once a week sometimes twice. I draw. I play the clarinet. I play video games. I love walks. Skinship if that’s a hobby *laughs*.

Favorite song?

I can’t answer that. It’s too hard. Especially with all the music I listen to. My 5 most played history songs are Slow Down, D-Day, Don’t Be Mad, There’s No Sun, and Ghost. Most played song in general is S-Low by The Oral Cigarettes which I closely fallowed by BTSTU by Jai Paul.

Favorite movie(s): Ha. xXx: Return of Xander Cage for the soul reason that Kris was a baller. XD it’s not really my favorite. I just don’t have a favorite movie.

Favorite REAL quote:

Crap… “I cuddle Yijeong.” I really don’t know there’s just so much greatness. That one is the one that comes to mind right away. But Yijeong saying “Yes I’m the king bitch.” Damn. Hurt. There’s so many good quotes out there to pick one.

Personally blog(s): @sapphiretrain & @admin-saphy

#getting to know the admins #not a quote

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rapfornication · 7 years

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A List of a Bunch of Songs We Liked by Siya Mbatha & Norman

2016, what a year. Included in this list are the emotions and memories that came with these songs. Here is a list that attempts to consolidate a most uniquely strange year .Fuck Donald Trump and enjoy the links to other pieces we thought you might enjoy too. And also fuck Donald Trump.

Danny Brown – When It Rain

Produced By Paul White Album: Atrocity Exhibition

One of the more left field songs that still somehow has an underlying jitty foot-light feel to it. It sounds like ‘Dip’ if it grew up in a dark basement and suffered from crippling anxiety. Danny Brown matches the atmosphere with some of his most vivid, impressive writing to date as he describes Detroit as a city that sees no change but gentrification, grannies getting robbed and more guns than necessary. Unforgettable.

Kendrick Lamar - untitled 02 | 06.23.2014.

Produced By Yung Exclusive & Cardo Album: untitled unmastered.

Cornrow Kenny brought out the circus tricks without losing his seriousness. The build-up is one captivating performance but once his voice swings into high pitched, the stunting and trumpets go into overdrive and you’re left pleasantly stunned. Get God on the phone.

Fat Joe & Remy Ma Feat. French Montana & Infa Red - All The Way Up

Produced By Cool & Dre & Edsclusive Album: Plata O Plomo

They say regionalism is dead but this all NY affair begs to differ. Cool and Dre provide the bass and unforgettable horns and the legends (plus Montana) rip it apart like a swaggier version of The Avengers. Remy Ma came back and ignited desperately needed fire.

Fat Joe & Remy Ma Feat. Infa-Red, Jay Z & French Montana - All The Way Up (remix)

Produced By Cool & Dre & Edsclusive

Lean Back left a lasting legacy, even for the millennials like my whack self who remembers slogans like Terror Squad, before Khaled was Billy Ocean, back when Fat Joe had the red parka in the video

"Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is". Lemonade the album that I still haven't listened to has just dropped and every beyhive fan on Twitter was up in arms mad that Jay Z was getting his lemonade from a woman named Becky -if you're into that kinda thing. And that’s all Hov was gonna do in terms of speaking on it. One more time, let it sink in. Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is. He pretty much ethered Beyoncé if you think about it.

Rihanna – Needed Me

Produced By Kuk Harrell & DJ Mustard Album: ANTI

For the first time in her long career, Rihanna sounded liberated. ‘Needed Me’ amplifies the dark, sexual charisma she always displayed in ways that feel less put-on (Rated-R, basically) and more like self-expression. A fantastic wonky Mustard beat gives her room to remind her past flame who really was doing who a favour. Savagery personified in one song. Oh, that shot of Robyn in a lacy blue dress, gun in hand, looking out to the beach? Iconic

BBNG Feat. Samuel T. Herring – Time Moves Slow

Produced By BADBADNOTGOOD Album: IV

It’s been great watching BBNG grow into their own. The legendary Sam Herring lends his heartfelt voice to this perfectly crafted number. Personally, it got me through a messy situationship. Unreciprocated love makes it feel like time is moving slow.

Kid Cudi Feat. Travis Scott - Baptized In Fire

Produced By Mike Dean & Plain Pat Album: Passion, Pain & Demon Slayin'

This is the most Kid Cudi Kid Cudi has sounded for a long time. And it's scary to figure that your preference for an artist is derived in their articulation of their personal pain and struggles, I mean it's why we fuck with a Basquiat right? But here, here it's like Cudi just wanted to make his number one fan Travis Scott happy. The reserved role that La Flame takes in this feels like that, like he's soaking the moment in. The production overall sound is very reminiscent of Man On The Moon, if not a remake considering Plain motherfucking Pat, Mike Dean, La Flame and Cudder were all on this, SQUAD.

Schoolboy Q – JoHn Muir

Produced By Sounwave Album: Blank Face LP

Deadly basslines and triumphant horns score Q’s coming of age tale to churn out one of the best songs on ‘.Blankface’. Can’t help but poorly crip walk when this album cut comes on.

Kemba – Already

Produced By Frank Drake Album: Negus

Honestly, one could have chosen any song on Kemba’s often brilliant LP, ‘Negus’ but ‘Already’ takes the cake for two reasons: it’s Frank Duke’s hardest beat since ‘Fuckin’ Up The Count’ and the artist sounds angry, dissatisfied and wounded by the awful recurring problems surrounding race. Isn’t that how we all felt in this bizarre year?

Samiyam Feat. Earl Sweatshirt - Mirror

Produced By Samiyam Album: Animals Have Feelings

This song was supposed to come right after Faucet but looking in this in totality it's fitting that it only dropped in 2016, a year later. A resolute Earl spits his way through his insecurities and imperfections "despite how they praising your face I'mma make do!". Earl's raps are never really about us, mans just telling his story and again we find ourselves in it. Looking in the mirror, seeing the only the nigga we wanted to be. It's not angry, it's aggressively encouraging.

Isaiah Rashad – Park

Produced By Park Ave. & D. Sanders Album: The Sun's Tirade

Trying to follow the topics Rashad dives into is genuinely exciting. In lesser hands, it just wouldn’t work but he’s always saved by the mere fact that he’s a compelling writer. Over fluttering hi hats and knocking sparse bass, he compares himself to Nicki Minaj and Guwop, reveals sexual infidelity while denouncing his savagery and still sneaks in discerning bars about fatherhood and religion. What really trips one out is how effortless it all sounds.

Noname – Freedom Interlude

Produced By Phoelix & Saba Album: Telefone

Out the shadows, Noname took her spot as one the more talented rappers of her generation. ‘Freedom Interlude ‘ is all her strengths wrapped in one warm song. Her intricate soliloquies spill over some steady drums and calming chords as she wanders and aches about Bill Cosby, perception, motherhood, becoming and everything in between.

Jeff Chery – Salty

Produced By Stefan Green

The cliché goes: if you don’t have haters, you aren’t doing anything noteworthy. So, naturally, songs about them are probably my favourite. Nothing like glorious flexing as a defence mechanism to truly propel a song and Chery leans into his naysayers over woozy bass and autotune.

J. Cole – Neighbors

Produced By J. Cole Album: 4 Your Eyez Only

Certain people will always let prejudices rule their perception of others. As a young black man, the hurtful reminders creep up on you every time who walk pass a car and the white person inside frantically locks their door or when you call your friends for a get together and your racist nearby residents bring the police to your doorstep to break it up. Cole explores this reality in a way that’s both relatable and fittingly hopeless. No matter who or where you are, the burden of being black is sometimes too heavy.

DJ Khaled Feat. Drake - For Free

Produced By Jordan Ullman & Nineteen85 Album: Major Key

I didn't want Khaled and Drake to have another anthem so they made another anthem. And as audacious as Drizzy Drake Rogers might be, as irritating as his love "Serana, Rihanna and JLo in one year" life might be, this is a really nice song. Like those moments after when you're feeling yourself, appreciating your agility wanting to ask the person next to you “... Is this sex so good I shouldn't have to fuck for free?"

Ma-E & AKA – Lie 2 Me

Produced by: Brian Soko, Mr Kamera & Ma-E

Ma- E is basically your uncle who tries way too hard to look/sound ‘hip’ but still somehow pulls it without coming off corny. This ‘Township Counsellor’ gem hides the lingering insecurity of being rich/famous and always wondering if people like you for you or what you offer. Roping in SA’s erratic egoistic makes perfect sense as the pair smash this one out the park.

Ka – Just

Produced By Ka Album: Honor Killed the Samurai

Gangster turned firefighter, Ka writes like how one would imagine if they found themselves in a ‘I Am Legend’ type world. Even the pragmatic, bare-knuckle beats can’t dull the emotionally profound bars about backstabbers, dead loved ones, poverty and unfulfilled potential. Guilt more than anything invades this samurais’ nightmares.

Lil Yachty - One Night (Extended)

Produced by TheGoodPerry Album: Lil Boat

It's really the most pleasant mean way to tell a hoe she ain't no wifey, matter of fact to tell anyone she ain't no wifey. But the video is tight tho, very Odd Future 2011-esq and very much Lil Yachty's assertion that he's pretty much here to do whatever the fuck he wants with this hip hop thing, and even scarier is that you actually can't stop him. Hook hella catchy tho.

Cousin Stizz Feat. Larry June – Down Like That

Produced By Puff Daddy Album MONDA

Billed as a showcase of star potential, Stizzy breaks out of the seriousness that drives ‘MONDA’ for some old fashioned hijinks. But Larry June truly murks this sizzling beat with one of the verses of the year. Who else can deliberately rap off beat, admit and end the bar with cold ‘fuck rap’?

Belly Feat. 2 Chainz, The Weeknd & Yo Gotti - Might Not (Remix)

Produced By Merlin Watts, DaHeala & Ben Billions

Between the time the original and now Belly had delivered consistently cold bars embodied in solid projects twice. And hip hops heavy hitters and OGs aren't asleep to this, Belly's signed to Roc Nation. Everyone on here does their part but it's 2 Chainz who steals the show with his playful but vicious flow with audacious lines like, "IF YOU LOVE ME TAT MY NAME ON YOUR UTERUS!". Belly comes through cold tapping into the drug taking, model fucking persona The Weeknd had before he went full pop on us. And while Yo Gotti's verse is otherwise forgettable, mans didn't go down without a fight.

Young Thug - Digits/Swizz Beats

Produced By Wheezy Album: JEFFERY

Thug’s output makes it hard to pick a favourite but these two highlight why I love Slime’s style. He’s a unique, eccentric singular voice that constantly defies rap norms and conjures up memorable hooks with ease.

A$AP Mob Feat. A$AP Rocky, A$AP Ant, A$AP Ferg, A$AP Nast, A$AP Twelvyy & Juicy J - Yamborghini High

Produced By Hector Delgado Album: Cozy Tapes Vol. 1: Friends

First off, s/o and daps to A$AP Mob for executing skits on a tape the way we remember skits on a tape, niggas too fucking cozy. It's the type of contextualising taking us back to Pesos. A corner store in Harlem. Second, you gotta want to believe that Yams in heaven tripping the fuck out not only watching the most tumbler-esque video but fact that the whole tape is not only an ode to Yams but also the preservation of his legacy.

Denzel Curry – ULT

Produced By Finatik N Zac, Nick Leon & Ronny J Album Imperial

The most gifted pick on 2016’s XXL Freshmen List. ‘ULT’ is the perfect song if you’re unfamiliar with Curry’s work. It’s high tempo and ferocious coupled with unyielding intelligence. Denzel sounds unflinching in the face of racial profiling and police brutality as he basks in the idea of unity. The chorus carries its 2Pac influence proudly. Revolt music.

Chance The Rapper feat. Saba - Angels

Produced By The Social Experiment & Lido Album Coloring Book

Chance is that guy, he either irks you or like Obama he's on your playlist(s). So this song found its way onto mine. This is the soundtrack to my success, the background music to scenes of triumph, the sound of joy, a thugs prayer of gratitude ..that's this song. Pain is beautiful but it takes real skill to articulate happiness.

ASAP Mob - Telephone Calls Feat. Yung Gleesh, Playboi Carti, Tyler, The Creator & A$AP Rocky

Produced By Plu2o Nash Album Cozy Tapes Vol. 1: Friends

The best thing about this song outside the quotable, outside Tyler stepping his flow up, outside walk Gleesh walk and outside "POST MAN, who dis?" is A$AP Rocky's verified lyrics where he writes about Tyler "I wish I knew this nigga my whole life" ❤

Frank Ocean Feat. KOHH – Nikes

Produced By Malay Ho, Om'Mas Keith & Frank Ocean Album: Blonde

Frank’s writing displays vulnerable humanity that we all try and tap into on our best days. ‘Nikes’ is filled with hilarious shit talking, short eulogies to passed peers and kin, lines about doing lines and trying to stay young. Life in your 20’s captured in 5 minutes.

Isaiah Rashad - Free Lunch

Produced By Cam O'bi Album: The Sun's Tirade

Damn, I hate to say this but drugs and depression gave depth to this man’s music and made it interesting. After Clivia Demo, I had feared that under the shadow of TDE/Kendrick hype, that like other almost kinda famous sorta artists we were going to lose him, collateral damage so to speak. But instead Rashad in the most cliche of ways turned tragedy into triumph.

Skepta – Man(Gang)

Produced By Skepta Album: Konnichiwa

The appeal of grime is its ability to be entertaining and aggressively haughty simultaneously. Skepta comes for everyone’s head on this ‘Konnichiwa’ standout. Fake fans and friends, washed rappers &wannabe fashionstas; no one is spared. London boyz made noise in 2016.

Childish Gambino – Me & Your Mama

Produced By Ludwig Göransson Album: "Awaken, My Love!"

The signal to the stars. Sitting through this ever mortifying gospel-rock joint feels transient. A shift from dick inspired punchlines to channeling Parliament Funkdelic; Donald Glover is proof of the rewards of artistic progression.

Danny Brown - Dance In The Water

Produced By Paul White Album: Atrocity Exhibition

I'd like to think that this song would fit perfectly in a Tarantino film that's already been made, maybe that one about the car with Rosario Dawson and the lady who did stunts for Uma Therman. I'd like to think those things, a perfect middle between the old world and new. Danny Brown, at his peak, paints the most perfect picture of curated chaos..

Saba & Noname – Church/Liquor Store

Produced By Cam O'bi Album: Bucket List Project

Two of Chicago’s more gifted writers take us on a ride through their hometown. Saba is insightful, sorrowful and clear headed as he tackles addiction, gang violence, gentrification and the school to prison system. Noname acts as the perfect foil. It soars with gorgeous keys and beautiful choir worthy voices that only add to the misery

Earl Sweatshirt & Knxwledge – Balance

Produced By Knxwledge Album: 2016 Adult Swim Singles

A sensible union. Two talented non stars whose styles fit each other like big feet & AF’s 1.Earl’s attention to detail add a personal touch to universal gripes of being young, black & confused. His mumblings feel at home over Knxwledge’s lush, anxious phrases.

AKA ft Yanga – Dream Work

Produced by KJ Conteh

Sampling ‘Street Fighter’ should already make this a classic but AKA takes it a step further by rightfully staking a claim to SA rap’s crown. The hook is masterful; Yanga’s voice complements the thumping bass perfectly and AKA sounds focused, sharp and agitated. A continuation of a 5 year streak that doesn’t seem to be ending anytime soon. Long Live Supa Mega.

Terrance Martin – Valdez off Crenshaw

Produced by Terrace Martin Co-Produced by Robert “Sput” Searight

Modern music would be less great without Terrace Martin. One could go on an endless tangent listing countless accolades and contributions but rather we stick to this one moment on “Velvet Portraits”. It’s a mesmerizing piece of jazz leaning funk that contains an electric guitar solo that’s so beautifully over the top you can’t help sit in awe. An experience.

D.R.A.M Feat. Lil Yachty – Broccoli

Produced By J Gramm Beats Album: Big Baby D.R.A.M.

There's this phenomena taking place where new kids want to be their own, don't want to inherit problems, keen to dictate their own narrative. This song is a prime example of this. D.R.A.M is on here with his puppy hugging positive healthy outlook on life bars and Lil Yachty is here in his whole self. The millennials Big Pimpin', I’m calling it.

Kadhja Bonet – Honey Comb

Produced By Kadhja Bonet Album: The Visitor

‘Classical music’ can be an off putting label. But Bonet puts a modern spin on the genre and breathes new life into it. It sounds so good it possess the power to you cleanse all your proverbial sins. Gorgeous piece of music.

Solange Feat. Lil Wayne - Mad

Produced By Troy "R8DIO" Johnson, David Longstreth, Sir Dylan, Solange &Raphael Saadiq Album: A Seat at the Table

Very rarely are us folk, black folk, worldwide given the space to be angry. Our sorrow, our pain and small glimmers of happiness have their time, designated hours. So when you're mad, you're mad on your own, you're carrying it on your own .. and when you finally exhale it's a lot. Mad about inabilities and inadequacies of the self. It's always just too much to never have someone ask "why you mad son?". It's a relief to have a song like this affirm that anger. Affirming the experience of holding on anger only for it to be dismissed, invalidated to be "why you always be so mad"-ed. I praise Solo for speaking this truth.

Rae Sremmurd Feat. Gucci Mane – Black Beatles

Produced By Mike WiLL Made-It Album: SremmLife 2

Mannequin challenge aside, ‘Black Beatles’ was destined to be a hit. Swan Lee sounds like a fallen angel; cautious and courageous. Jimi admirably keeps up and Gucci is his outrageous melodic self. Mike Will brings out the trademark ear wormy tunes and you’ve got a stellar song that celebrates youthful exuberance like no other this year. Rae Sremmurd > The Beatles

Rich Chigga - Dat $tick

Easily the hardest bars and hardest beat of the year, or the 2nd Quarter. Upper Echelon bars. YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER WAS SHOOK WHEN HE HEARD IT.

DJ Esco Feat. Future & Rae Sremmurd - Party Pack

Produced By Southside & DJ Esco Album: Project E.T. Esco Terrestrial

If you questioned the longevity of Future's "glow up" or how Rae Sremmurd would navigate beyond being the cute small guys then this song stands as testament. On this song Future sounds energized, he sounds damn near competitive on a song that features another well executed Swae Lee hook and a very well placed Slim Jxmmi.

Boogie – Nigga Needs

Produced By Keyel Album: Thirst 48, Pt. 2

Boogie has a knack of simplifying nuanced thoughts and conflicting feelings. Coupled with a video of him as a bleeding centrepiece in an art gallery, The Thirst 48 rapper tries to come to terms the difficultly of self-improvement in a world that conspires against him.

Travis Scott Feat. NAV - Beibs in the Trap

Produced By NAV Album: Birds In The Trap Sing McKnight

Ay, millennials finally get our own cocaine raps, that tight. But say no to drugs. Drugs ruin lives. Drugs also cost way too much money to pick it up as a habit. Also, who actually does cocaine anymore. Isn't tripping on anxiety meds, though troubling cos clearly in the purest sense of self we have proved incapable of dealing with the realities of this world, the wave? I dunno, just don't do crack kids. That's not glamorous. Neither is crushed up Ritalin on your gums. Great song though 5/5 shout outs NAV for the harmonies and production s/o Justin Beiber.

Westside Gunn & Action Bronson – Dudley Boyz

Produced By The Alchemist Album: Flygod

Wrestling and food references? Boasting about hardness and superior garments over velvet soft chords? Why didn’t this collaboration happen sooner? Old heads need to pay more attention to Westside and stop complaining about mumble rap.

DJ Khaled Feat. Jay Z & Future – I Got Keys

Produced By Jake One, G Koop & Southside Album:Major Key

The God MC came down a couple of times this year to bless his subjects but this Future – assisted joint was a highlight. Not a world beater but admirable considering it is a 42 year old taking a jab at a relentless Southside banger.

2Chainz – Ounces Back

Produced By DJ Spinz Album Daniel Son; Necklace Don

This Christmas, I’m thankful that the most entertaining rapper on earth was inspired all throughout the year. A performance littered with ludicrous lines about forgotten apartments in Jupiter(???), expensive jewelry and his upper echelon sex game. The flow is never forced or out of pocket over dreamy bass and stuttering keys. How is he over 40 and more inventive than rappers half his age?

21 Savage – No Heart

Produced By CuBeatz, Southside & Metro Boomin Album: Savage Mode

The line between fantasy and realism grows blurry with each social media update. We continue to laud rappers who seem to draw from real life experiences more than the ‘posers’ and that what makes ‘No Heart’ so great.21 is way too specific & menacing not mean any of his threat- filled lines. Metro Boomin’ matches the dead eyed feel with his most minimalist work to date and the end product is as enthralling as it is terrifying.

Chance The Rapper Feat. 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne - No Problem

Produced By BrassTracks Album: Coloring Book

Chance The Rapper Feat. 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne - No Problem Produced by: Album: Coloring Book Coloring Book is one of those polarizing projects, you either felt it or you didn't .. I didn't. But he made songs like this that didn't make you feel like you were at Christian Rap Camp, some menacing statements were made on here echoed by your mum’s church choir. Wayne told us about freeing the choir, Chance threw threats about labels meeting the real south side and 2 Chainz? Man that man effortlessly floated just right on this pleasant song that even this weird iPhone class project video even is enjoyable. ZBo8QA/K2O8

Migos Feat. Lil Uzi Vert – Bad & Boujee

Produced By Metro Boomin Album: CULTURE

An ode to classy fly women that even Uzi Vert couldn’t ruin. Offset’s show-stealing hook sticks in your mind like a deferred exam. A shining example of the power of Migos as a hit-making collective.

Kanye West Feat. Kendrick Lamar -No More Parties in LA

Produced By Kanye West & Madlib Album The Life of Pablo

It's only fitting that the most flagrant and audacious bars would find themselves sitting on this masterpiece. It's almost felt like a battle rap, Kendrick urging Kanye to rap again and Ye coming the fuck thru, "that God for me!" Pablo declares triumphantly and the song is so good, it's such a Kanye signature sample old heads the energy in the recording studio is crazy with McDonald's and Hennessy. Crazy. Fucking magical is what it is.

G.O.O.D Music Feat. Kanye West, Big Sean, Quavo, Gucci Mane, 2 Chainz, Travis Scott, Desiigner & Yo Gotti - Champions

Produced By Kanye West, A-Trak, Lex Luger & Mike Dean Album: Cruel Winter

Briefly, for but at least a second it looked like Kanye, Pusha T, fucking Kid Cudi, La Flame, 2 Chainz and even Big Sean .. it looked like the gang were back together. This single came as a result of hysteria, a just released Gucci, Kanye West finally releasing an album, a Quavo in his prime on a fucking MIKE DEAN track. In this moment, with the whole world in a frenzy doing everything they could do to somehow get their hands on these super stars, we were reminded that this label, GOOD Music, is a home to champions.

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