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epiclamer · 5 months

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Hey! I love your work! If you're taking requests could you do a hero x villain, but the hero is taller than villain and easely flustered and the villain is seductive and loves to make hero squirm? Maybe spicy if you want?

This has been stuck in my head...

Rendezvous

It took a maximum of three seconds for the hero to locate and glue themselves to the villain. "What the fuck are you wearing." He hissed, barely catching his tongue from a rant.

The villain smirked, placing both of her hands against his chest in response to his presence. "You like it?"

Fury blinded the hero's rational thought and reddened his face, he couldn't believe how worked up he was getting, but he couldn't stop himself either. "Are you joking? Are you--" he stopped to smile at his superior officer who was passing through the crowd, "fucking serious right now?" He said through his strained smile and clenched teeth, eyes locked on the Superhero heading their way.

"Hero!" Superhero exclaimed, arms wide as they brought the other in for a hug.

The crime-stopper cleared his throat, subtly trying to hide the villain behind his back as he made small talk with his boss. Feeling Villain draw her hands up and down his back, nails scratching against the expensive fabric of his suit. She was making idle patterns and leaving goosebumps against the hero's skin in her wake, she knew it drove him crazy.

"Enjoying the party?" Superhero's voice was the only thing grounding the hero from the touch at his back, he coughed up a response.

"Y-Yeah, just got here, but I'm really excited about this new chapter with the villains."

Ever since Superhero and Supervillain came to an agreement for the betterment of the city, everything became a little bit quieter. Of course, not everyone agreed necessarily, but those who did showed up to tonight's dinner and dance.

It was safe to say the place was packed. But for some reason, that hadn't stopped the villain from showing up in the shortest dress known to mankind.

And whom, one might ask, is responsible for this villain? Hero was. Villain was his villain, and anything she did reflected on him. Or at least that's what he liked to think.

"I'm so glad you're enjoying it. Make sure to get some food before we run low, alright?" With that Superhero left him with a pat on the shoulder, proceeding to find someone else in the crowd to attend.

Hero whipped back around to face the villain, evidently unhappy with her actions during his conversation, but all she did was giggle at his flustered state. Her hands returned to the lapels of his jacket, slowly making their way under his layers.

"You don't own me, handsome." Although, I'm sure you wish you did.

"You're putting us both at stake." I wish I did.

One of his hands brushed her thigh, fingertips grasping at the silky fabric hugging her form and he tugged the hem down gently.

Her hand found his, moving it around her body until it found the other side of her, pulling that side of her dress down too. "You're obsessed." She whispered rolling her eyes with a smirk, arms reaching up and wrapping around his neck, pulling his head down to brush her lips by his ear.

Hero's hands moved up to her hips, they shouldn't be doing this, but they were. The treaty meant they could acceptably be close now right?

A shot rang out and the villain pulled them both to the ground, straddling the hero's hips, both hands wrapped around his neck as she leaned forwards. Hero tried to focus on the commotion happening around him, the shots, the screams, but he couldn't when she was leaning ever so dangerously against his body.

"Sorry, pretty boy, you're too easy to distract. Maybe if your Superhero was nicer we could've made this work." And she was gone with a brush of their lips and a wink.

By the time the space was cleared there were three victims, Superhero, Supervillain and Hero liked to consider his heart was the most important one.

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datshitrandom · 9 months

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Darren Criss, Joey Richter, Lauren Lopez and Dylan Saunders at The Ford | I Can't Dance | July 23, 2023 | 🎥 via DorianneGay

#darren criss #dylan saunders #joey richter #lauren lopez #starkid #darren criss @ the ford #dailymusicians #dailymusic #musicsourcedaily #musiciansedit #popculturesource #darren x emporio armani #i can't dance #need to learn that choreo #some #crappy gifs #please do not repost

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ecoamerica · 24 days

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my-chaos-radio · 6 months

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Release: November 11, 1991

Lyrics:

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around

Hot sun makin' me sweat

Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

I can't dance

I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance

I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything

Blue jeans sittin' on the beach

Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach

Mhm, she's got a body under that shirt

But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt

'Cause I can't dance

I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance

I can't sing

I'm just standing here sellin'

Oh, and checking everything is in place

You never know who's lookin' on

Young punk spillin' beer on my shoes

Fat guy's talkin' to me, tryin' to steal my blues

Thick smoke, see her smiling through

I never thought so much could happen just shootin' pool

But I can't dance

I can't talk

The only thing about me is the way that I walk

I can't dance

I can't sing

I'm just standing here sellin'

Oh, and checking everything is in place

You never know who's looking on

A perfect body with a perfect face

Mhm

No, I can't dance

I can't talk

The only thing about me is the way I walk

No, I can't dance

I can't sing

I'm just standing here sellin' everything

Songwriter:

No, I can't walk

No, I can't dance

No, no, no, I can't dance

No, I said, I can't sing

Anthony Banks / Michael Rutherford / Phil Collins

SongFacts:

👉📖

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singles-bar · 3 months

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#45record #45records #45rpm #single #vinylcollection #vinylcommunity #7inch #beatmasters #Betty Boo #i can't dance

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fallevs · 7 months

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Temperatures have dropped, gotta warm up 🤧

#i can't dance #darren criss merchandising #masquerade #i can't dance sweatshirt #i basically made this piece of clothing my entire personality #darren criss

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kseenefrega · 3 months

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Genesis - I Can't Dance

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#genesis #i can't dance #video youtube #music video #Youtube

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gumbuk9 · 4 months

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ohh i can't draw, i can't sing, learning new skills is just not my thing

no no no i can't map, i can't model, even what i'm supposed to know i just can't do

#it should be evident that neither can i rhyme #genesis #i can't dance #Phil Collins #i'm definitely not the first to come up with this joke #artists on tumblr #amateur artist #help me please

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coffeeisaritual · 1 year

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babe got me dancing like

#erastourcountdownparty #scotty says #i can't dance #taylor swift #swifties

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wolfasketch · 11 months

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Day 9 - Dancing

The nineth image in my 30 Day Art challenge with @tinyevelyn.

#ROTTMNT #ROTTMNT OC #ROTTMNT Sky #Sky #ROTTMNT Raph #Hamato Raphael #Skyphael #30 Day Art Challenge #Left green to make life easier and color later #I couldn't skip the opportunity to draw these two being goes #By the way #I can't dance

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miscreantmermaid · 1 year

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Shout out to the guy at Pride a few years ago who tried to teach me how to dance. Your efforts were fruitless but appreciated.

#lgbtq #lgbtqia #pride #I can't dance #I just can't #I'm so sorry

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nedison · 1 year

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new PG single just dropped

#peter gabriel #pantopticom #2023 #genesis #i can't dance #phil collins #genesis band #mike rutherford #tony banks #yesterday movie #Himesh Patel

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posttexasstressdisorder · 2 years

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Just watch! Kudos to whoever did this! Their timing and choice of scenes are absolutely spot on!

It fits so well it’s just damned beautiful, especially to those of us of a certain age, whose musical tastes span the decades in question and beyond.

I’m serious...sitting here in tears...you gotta see this. It’s nothing less than fucking perfect.

#ICantDance

#i can't dance #dance #dancing #amazing #fred astaire #rita hayworth #fred and rita #goddammit im just a sentimental ol' fuck #im not cryin youre crying

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datshitrandom · 9 months

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Darren Criss, Joey Richter, Lauren Lopez and Dylan Saunders at The Ford | I Can’t Dance | July 23, 2023 | 🎥 via @jenndesq

#darren criss #dylan saunders #joey richter #lauren lopez #starkid #long post #darren criss @ the ford #dailymenedit #dailymusicians #dailymusic #musicsourcedaily #musiciansedit #popculturesource #i can't dance #anymore #need to learn that choreo #lots of #crappy gifs #please do not repost

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misfitwashere · 2 years

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Sad day today. This scene has been playing in my head all day.

#i can't dance

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flowerinfestedlungs · 1 year

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Since this is a writing blog, I decided to give this random dance scene I spent two weeks trying to figure out, a little attention :^ (and by attention, I mean dumping it here for writing tumblr to prey on)

here it is. do as you please.

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Leaning away from him, she thrust her hand out, palm up. A wicked smile pulled across her lips, “Come on snake, let’s rattle.” She sneered.

He huffed, and locked his hand with hers. (his right her right) Flinching slightly as she pulled him in, he glared as hard as he could into her eyes. Hoping she could catch on to how much he hated her. She did catch on. In fact, she hated him too. They had grown up together, hating each other from the beginning. But instead of glaring back, she just shot him a wink and pressed their forearms together. He rolled his eyes at that. Of course. She always put on an act, even when no one was watching. He took one large step back, just as she was doing the same. They pulled each other in once more. He used much more force than she did, making her stumble a bit. “Wha-!” She stuttered, being pulled sharply by the arm into a twirl. His grip on her hand never loosened as he twirled her, then took a half step back, letting her swing out. Tugging harshly, he pulled her back in, swiftly moving his right hand to her waist and grabbing her right hand with his left. She barely had time to put her hand on his shoulder before he was stepping forward, leading them into a waltz.

#i can't dance #take that into consideration #please #for my own sake #writing

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112emptycoffeecups · 4 days

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Musical Theater is so fun like you get to play pretty pretend for a few hours and sing without annoying anyone.

#I can't dance #musical theater #Acting?

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