Smallville 5x06
"How you ever had a crush on Richie Cunningham, I will never understand."
I'm actually so easy to please
"And Lois... *laughs* I'd do anything to get rid of Lois."
but thinking about how annoying she is makes him laugh, soooooo... she's a good influence, I rest my case😌😌
Jonathan knows too, like-
Chloe & Lois as an investigative duo are actually really fun
Lex really lives in Jonathan's head rent free💀💀
ohmygoooooddd
MOTHER.
"She's here to dance."
Chloe really threw Lois under the bus like that I'm cryingsjakjsha
the struggle is real💀
SOOOOO let's see if Jonathan actually apologizes when it turns out Lex didn't do anything
CLARKFNKLJFDISLYS
COVER YOUR EYES SWEET SUMMER CHILD
Lois x bisexual lighting I LIVEEEE
they did that for me😭😌
"I'll have a coke😇" ... "S- straight up, on the rocks.😤"
JAkhsshfdlskaBOOBOO WHAT ARE YOU-
I just choked on my ice cream
LMAOOOOOO bless his heart
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL PART 2 I'M CRYINDHSGFJFKD
I'm really not ready for what's about to go down here😭😭
🎶DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKEEE MEEEEEEE🎶
Someone needs to go to jail for that music choice💀💀
TOM WELLING YOUR FACE JOURNEYS. LET ME SAY THANK YOU KING🙇♀️
this is history in the making. absolutely iconic.
🎶DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS WRONG LIKE MEEEEEE🎶🎶
i do wish she was my girlfriend actually they're so right
aaand she's getting into it
ON MY FUCKING KNEES FOR HER MA'AM YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASEEEE
he's kind of giving me:
PLEASEWSWKRJWOPQP
EVERY SINGLE FRAME OF THIS IS SO FUCKING ICONIC LIKE WHAT DO I EVEN SAY??
it's okay bb, we're all looking respectfully right now
💀💀💀THE STRUGGLE IS REAL PT.3
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS BEAN
kshadjwka his fight or flight is kicking in😭😭
"What are you doing here?"
"What are YOU doing here?"
story of their life fr
the struggle has never been more real, pray for Clark💀
.
they did that.
smallville writers really did that.
legend behaviour if you ask me
i would like to take this moment and say thank you.
"I've never been in a position where people look up to me."
This is such a silly statement, Jonathan is literally the person Clark looks up to the most. His bigger personality flaws clearly come from Jonathan's influence💀 (not to say he didn't also learn a lot of good traits from him -he absolutely did- but you know)
I'm really curious what Lex's (and Jonathan's) politics are actually, don't be shy writers tell me👀
SIR I NEED YOU TO STEP AWAY FROM MY WIFE IMMEDIATELY
creepy mf
"Hey 007. Nice of you to show up."
"I'll start assuming that means thank you?"
giggling kicking my feet
"I can't touch him."
"Well, I can."
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, MOTHERRRR
pls his face😭
he knows he could never be as cool as her
THIS SHOT MAKES ME FERAL
my parents🥹
(listen the shit i went through to upload this last picture tho, i hit the upload limit and had to delete stuff, then i accidentally deleted the whole post for a second🤡 my whole life flashed before my eyes💀💀)
Lex talking about a guy falling in love with his best friend's wife uh oh, no thank youuuuu😬😬
He was making a good point though.
"The thing I always try to remember is, no matter how much le lays on, he never expects more than he expects from himself."
Clark really grew up didn't he😭😭
"What are you doing, you just moved back in."
from the guy who said "I'd do anything to get of Lois." at the beginning of the episode, what in the clownery🤡🤡
All men do is lie.
she's such a menace, I LOVE HER😭😭
AND HE CAN'T STAY MAD AT HER LOOK AT HIS FACEEEEE
they're secret bffs your honor😭
I LOVE THEMMM IT'S ACTUALLY SO SERIOUS
"And you didn't have to come after me but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend."
GOING INSANE ON THIS SATURDAY NIGHT
CUT IT OUT YOU ASSHOLES I'M TRYING TO STAY NORMAL UNTIL SEASON 8 QUIT EYE FUCKINGZFGDUWEOAK
well. stay normal challenge failed again but that's exactly how i thought this would go, sooo
Question for the people: should i even tag Lex in posts like this? I don't think twice about tagging characters like Jonathan because I don't expect fans to look through his tag for him specifically, but i know people do it with Lex and I feel bad at the thought of them having to scroll through me losing my mind over Clois with a few Lex mentions in between. Lex fans lemme know
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I love “blunt vs flowery” bc on one hand the people are like:
“Where is the context? The background for the words? I need a setting for the idea of this. What subtleties are you trying to convey? The layers? WHY ARE THESE WORDS NAKED?!”
Meanwhile we’re like:
“Damn, that’s a whole lot of nothing you’re saying, my guy.”
This of course is me trying to understand the flowery by theorizing that extra “fluff” is them “dressing” the core message with included context of the mindset, emotions, and overall giving a thematic dressing down of the situation.
In contrast, our words must feel like a naked gut-punch of immediate psychic damage.
YES YES, YOU, YOUUU GET IT!!!
IM SO GLAD THATS BEEN TRANSLATING (lol) THRU ALL MY BLUNT LANG POSTS!!
Modern language is in fact, a raw gut punch to these victorian-ass genshin ppl
Literally This:
Also thank you for sending that bc idk the way u described it?? *chefs kiss 🤌✨️
U know what i live for tho?? So they dont have to be "victorian" ik i say that, but i just use it as a way to like reference their speech/put smth recognizable
But IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF THEY ACTUALLY TOOK AFTER THAT TIME PERIOD, LIKE THE SPEECH AND THE BITS OF CULUTRE
Like shoulders being scandalous, modern music basically hella sensual/very genuine/vulnerable, etc.
Like- I LIVEEEE
I just wanna hear a sick drum beat in Sumeru and just start modern dancing and everyone's just like- 😳😳😳🙈🙈🙈💘💘💘❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥💖💖💖
Anyway, ive got too many other things i wanna talk abt/post abt to get into this now, but i might totally make it a passive AU for future requests :D!!
♡
Safe Travels Resident Cryptid,
💀♒️
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I LIVEEEE FOR THE THOUGHT OF SLIGHTLY FERAL WOLFIE/TWILIGHT ONCE HE REMEBERS THE GUIDE , (abandonment issues bcs of midna , pretty girl) AND LIKE , SLEEPING NESR GUIDE AS WOLFIE BECAUSE HE KNWOS THEY DOMT HAVE THE HEART TO TURN THE CUTE PUPPER AWAY , and infinite licks on the face , everywhere , kisses (dog version) AND GOING BATSHIT CRAZY IF GUIDE GETS HURT(not like a scrape thats top dramatic) but like.. hurt alot? Kinda like hyrule? But with the abandonment issues so it’s like a bajillion times worse(of course he can control himself, he is a link so he’s obviously level headed enough to not immediately leave, but that part of him that wants to stay just.. eye view close to guide, primal instincts,
I WANT TO FORCE FEED YOU TOMATO SOUP (if you like that) BECAUSE I KNOW YOUD BE SO CUTE WITH TPMATO SOUP AROUND YOUR MOUTH (as odd as that sounds ik, I’m batshit feral and I live in the woods)
𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 🃏
OKAY BUT WE LOVE FERAL WOLFIE BEING OVER PROTECTIVE OF HIS GUIDE!! He has lost Midna and now HE WON'T LOSE THEM (again) using Wolfie for (good) evil as he steals Player's attention
ALSO WHAT /lh I will say tho I am not a soup lover OIHDOIH
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Nerdy Prudes Must Die: Thoughts During the Premier last night Part 2: Everything Else
⚠️SPOILERS FOR NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE UNDER THE CUT!!!!⚠️
AND THERES OUR BACKSTORY YALL!
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
She’s so evil I love her.
OMG MINOR KEY
FORESHADOWING???
THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWSSSSS
Kyle and Brenda are so adorableeeeee
AWEEEE EVERYONE’S ADORABLE!!! they’re gonna die.
Mariah’s extensions kinda ate.
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE IM GONNA CRY!!!!
Jason and Kyle are so in love lol.
N-IG-HT-AWE AWE- ks!
FUCK clivesdale.
FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE WE’LL KILL YOU!
AWEEEEE
I LOVE FORGIVENESS!!!
oh no he’s gonna die.
Here comes the horror bro.
OMG ITS THE INTRO!
Get this shit a Kill Count.
OH MY GOD THE GHOST MAKEUP I LIVEEEEEEEE unlike Richie.
RIP Richie. He was just starting to live.
I hate theatre kids /j
HE’S EATING
THE SMOKE CLUB OMGGGG
OMGGGG ITS THE NAME OF THE SHOWWWW
HE’S RUNNING AROUND THE AUDITORIUM!!!
It’s giving 80s I love it.
REPEAT AFTER MEEEE I LIVEEEE
WHO WILL PRAY FOR ME WHEN I’M GONEEEEEEE
OMG THE BACKGROUND GIRLIESSS
THAT SHIT HIT SO HARD OMGGGG
THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEMEEEE
THE LIGHTNING!!!!
FUCK CLIVESDALE.
RUTH FLEMMING OMG
And we’re all caught up.
GASP THE COOL BEANS WERE SPILT
THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS WITH DAN AND DONNA!!!!
Fucking Clivesdale.
oh I love fear mongering.
YESSSS REPORTER JOEYYYYY DAN REYNOLDS I LOVEEEEE
OMG THEY’RE EATINGGGGG
OMG HATCHET SOMG EATS
NOT DONNA
“DAN!”
Ziggy cameo!!!!!
MAN IN A HURRY!!!!!
I love a cameo song!!!!
CHARLIE
THE LOCKDOWN OMG-
She ATE HOLY SHIT!!!!
GERALD
LINDA
THIS EATS I LIVEEEE
JAZZ HANDS
“Suddenly the show is real upsetting!”
HOLY SHIT THAT ATEEEE
Slaaaay miming Joey
The barbecue monologueessssss
What accent is that. Southern, New York, slightly British???
YESSS MIMING
PUNSSS
Oh Barbecue monologues is gonna fucking EAT.
Fucking TREVOR.
Thank you 10!
Uh oh.
OH she’s a theatre kid. Aw I’m gonna cry at her death.
no the lighting is red.
*Ruthy EATS*
She just wants to be loved ☹️
YESSSS LAURENNNNNN
Im gonna cryyyyy
NO THE RED LIGHTTTT
HER ANXIETYYY NOOO
NOOOO
Stop I’m cryingggggg
*Pets dead Ruthy’s head*
That ATE omgggg
*Drinks hot water instead of coffee.*
Fuck Clivesdale.
oh shit at the old Wayland place. Next to the body. Fuck.
GOD’S PLAN
OMG SHE SWORE
OMG SHE DREW A GUN ON A COP
OMG GRACE IS EVIL
OMG THE COP THEMEEEEEE
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
PAUL AND EMMA HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
CUP OF BLACK COFFEE THEME
IM GONNA DIE
HE’S ON NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
PETER IS HOT CHOCOLATE BOY CONFIRMED
If they start singing Your Fault I’m gonna scream.
Speaking of, “HWHAT???”
OMG THEY’RE BREAKING UP.
Love a good angry breakup sexual tension song
OH MY GOD HE CALLED HER A MEAN GIRL GET IT CAUSE MARIAH WAS REGINA GEORGE OH MY GOD
They’re gonna kiss.
Grace swearing is hilarious
LOOK OUT SHE’S GOT A GUN
*whips out a Canadian accent*
THE COPS THEME
INTO THE ALLEY OMG
*screams*
Omg she’s crazy
ALL TOO WELL MAYOR???
COREY OMG
why is the mayor…. Kinda fineee???
HE KNOWS. HE KNOWSSSSSS.
Why is mayor lauter….. kinda fine????
THE STARRY CHILDREN FUCK
AXES.
It’s the lords fuck.
Bro said fuck science.
GASP. He’s killing his daughter.
GASP X2! He foreshadowed this! HE SAID HE DIDNT CARE IF SHE DIED OMG I OMG OMG.
Her dad is a cultist omg
THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEME OMGGGG
THE BLACK BOOK OMGGGGG
THE FUCKING- THE FUCKING DARK GODS!!! WIGGLY AND HIS FUCKERS
THE LORDS IN BLACK OMGGGGG
He already performed a ritual didn’t he
OMG HEAD IN THE CAR OMG GET IT
well shit there’s red lighting.
shucks. nothing like traumatizing Corey and Mariah by killing their kid/parent
THE STARLIGHT THEATER (TGWDLM), THE MALL (Wiggly), OMG
Officer Shapiro eats. But NOT. Ben.
Couldn’t avoid the tide pods huh?
RIP Officer Shapiro, she was a bad bitch.
bring about the apocalypse. The apotheosis is upon us.
OH THAT HIT.
ATEEE
HELLO FWENDY WENDSSSSS
I love them omggggg
OH GET IT CAUSE PETER IS RELATED TO TED AND THE TIME ONE.
PALLY WALS!!!!
OH MY GOD EVERYONE WHO’S A LORD HAS DIED.
DROWSIE TOWNNNN
NO NEVER WHATEVER THEY WANT
why do I get Oompa Loompa vibes tho.
WHAT DO YOU WANT STEPH!!!
Nooooooooo my boyyyyyyy
They’re fucking EATINGGGG.
Oooooh they ate.
Noooooooo my boyyyyyyy
IM CRYINGGGGGG.
NOT A FUCKING REPRISE IM GONNA DIE
IM GONNA CRYYYY
I think I own that flannel.
ANYWAY I’M BAWLING MY EYES OUT.
OH MY GODDDDD
NOOOOOOOOO
OH MY GOD
IM FUCKING CRYING
IM CRYING
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Grace! Distraction! Yay! oh no.
I hate this.
Grace is so evil I love her.
Sexxxx with a ghostttt-
ANGELA ATE THAT UP.
Grace, you fucking queen. *Smokes a cigarette after sex.*
LMAO HER CHASTITY GET IT.
THAT ATE OMG MY BOY IS ALIVE OMG MY FAVORITE STRAIGHT COUPLE IS ALIVE!!!
Rip Mayor Lauter, you were kinda hot.
FUCK Clivesdale.
OFFICER SHAPIROOOOO MY QUEEEN
OH MY GOD THE FIRST SPANKOVSKI MAN TO KNOW HOW TO DANCEEEEE
OH MY GOD ITS A POP PUNK REPRISE OMGGGG
oh this makes me smileeeeee
but the cliffhangers that come from Hatchetverse. What’s the twist.
This homecoming flash mob is too good. I’m terrified.
this is too good what’s happening.
What’s the twist here. What is it. WHY IS THERE A BLACKOUT.
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.
aweeeeee this is gonna be bad. Yeah, get tricked Jason.
She’s gonna kill him.
Yup. the sequel: Horny Pervs Must Die.
OH she’s a reverse succubus?
YESSSSS TWIST ENDINGGGGG
DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE LMAOOOOO
Grace is psycho and I love her.
Angela, my chaos hamster.
WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOUUUUUU-
Darkness will spare my soul!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ATEEEEEEE
THE FUCKING HATCHET SONG FOR THE CREDITS I LIIIIIVE!!!
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