something i won't finish but hey
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DOUBLE NPMD POST TODAY?!?!???!!!🤯 (Mostly because I just wanted to draw dead max already 🤭 it was so fun)
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grace chasity has got a gun, tra-la-la how fun!
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it fit them so perfectly i had to
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"the worst thing she can say is no" actually, no...the worst thing she can say is "I paid the price, now fuck off" after she sacrificed her virginity to send you to hell
this actually happened to my buddy Max
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Rewatching the dirty girl soup scene is funny bc when I saw it for the first time I was like 'wait did Max really break into her bathroom or is it just in her head??' and now I'm like of course it's not him He Would Not Fucking Say That
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I love that in npmd Grace is just not threatened by Max whatsoever.
That is the face of someone with no natural predators.
Like I understand that he doesn't give her a hard time but you'd think at least a rumor would make it her way. But no, the way she acts around him implies that she has no idea he is a person other people are scared of.
And I know it's probably because she doesn't have a lot of friends and therefore has none to tell her, but I like to think it's actually because Max has gone to extreme lengths to protect his image around her.
I can just imagine him punching someone in the face and ends the interaction with "and if you tell Grace Chasity about this I will fucking find you."
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Dear God, thank You that I can cast my burdens over on You because You care for me. I release every fear, worry, and every weight that I carry into Your loving hands. Fill me up with Your peace that surpasses all understanding and strengthen me today. In Jesus Name, amen. 🙏
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What if Max actually didn’t like the prank but he saw grace and was like “oh this was your idea?? Oh it was amazing!! Loved the prank you made babe <3 *dies*”
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Ah yes my favorite toxic duo 🙏😊
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02/16/2024
Luxury. Refinement. Power.
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JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. The Holy Spirit asks Jesus if He forgot His lunch, and Jesus responds in the affirmative, as if forgetting His lunch is something He was supposed to do. The Holy Spirit's question is similar to a mother reminding her children to pack their lunches for school, but the opposite, reminding Jesus to forget His lunch instead of bring it. This is because Jesus is going into the desert to fast (eat less than usual as a religious sacrifice), so He's not supposed to bring lunch with him.
2. The Bible translation I drew from said, "The Spirit drove Jesus out to the desert." To "drive" someone can either mean (1) to encourage, cause, or force them to do something; or (2) to take them somewhere by automobile. In the Bible, they mean the former. I, being of sound mind and gentle soul, innocently wonder, "Why not both?"
3. Jesus declares that he's "going TO fast" (going to eat less than usual). But this sounds like "going TOO fast" (going at an irresponsible speed). The Holy Spirit assumes Jesus is saying the latter, and corrects Him by saying They're going the speed limit (i.e. not too fast).
4. The car is based on the one featured in the hit television program, "Joe Pera Talks With You." It's a white 2001 Buick Park Avenue, which his students call, "God's car." Now, it IS God's car.
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