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If able to, would you rather work 5 days a week and 8 hour shifts; 4 days a week and 8 hour shifts; 3 days a week and 10 hour shifts; 4 days a week and 6 hour shifts; or 5 days a week and 6 hour shifts? Or something else (explain in tags). Assume your paycheck would be the same regardless of how many hours a week you would work.
Assume your paycheck would be the same regardless of how many hours a week you would work.
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This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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she got that Capri Sun Roarin’ Waters pussy
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the pledge lied actually all indians are NOT my brothers and sisters. some of you straight up suck
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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game
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Steph posts dance TikToks even though she sucks at dancing (she still thinks it’s fun and people think she’s just bad ironically so she’s still cool) and the first time she made Pete do one with her he hit ALL THE SCHMOVES and the comments were exclusively any variation of “GO WHITE BOY GO”
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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''
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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh
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thats so super cool i love things encased in resin !’
WHO WANTS PICTURES FROM THE REPTILE EXPO I WENT TO TODAY :3
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