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iverna · 1 year

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trust him, he's a professional

#he's had far worse plans #and they worked too #don't have to be a genius when your opponent is an idiot #star wars crack #obi-wan kenobi #han solo #sorry anakin but it's true #you are a dumbass #going to the dark side did not help with that

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!!#in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off)#and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright'#then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings.#he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that'#yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That-#barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks)#only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf!#bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

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houseswife · 2 months

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practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways…#what if we were both the losing dog. what then.#house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

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pandadrake · 6 months

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This isn't even a meme or anything. I just wanted to make Pikmin tutorial.

If you asked my personal opinion about these characters, I'd say they are flawed people who are ultimately good and well-meaning. I'm still out here drawing slander though, because it cracks me up.

Top image references official art of Captain Olimar from Pikmin. Bottom image is a draw over of that panel from Attack on Titan Ch79

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whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx · 2 months

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Of all the theories as to how Carmilla and her daughters found eachother in Hell (adoption, reuniting after they died, one or all three being Hellborn, ect;), I think my personal favorite is the one where Carmilla was either pregnant when she died or later gave birth to a child she miscarried when she was alive.

But whether or not that’s true, one of my favorite crack theories/headcanons about Carmilla being pregnant in Hell is how absolutely weird the other Overlords would be about it- because let’s be real, they would absolutely be weird about it. Maybe supportive and weird, but weird.

Zestial, nervously following Carmilla around: My darling. My own heart. I beg of thou, please, for just a moment.

Carmilla, still stubbornly walking around in her ridiculously sharp shoes: I’M FINE.

Zestial, who’s been trying to get her to sit down or at least change her shoes for over an hour: 0,_0

Rosie, crouched at her side with a glass of something red and questionable: I’m telling you, honey, just try this. It’ll cure that morning sickness in a jiffy.

Carmilla, curled up on her bathroom floor: …it disturbs me that I’m nauseous enough to actually be considering this.

Zestial comes to her rescue and shoos Rosie out to go make her some (GINGER) tea before Carmilla can do something she’ll regret.

Alastor, gazing suspiciously: Why on earth is your abdomen moving like that? Is something trying to break out?

Carmilla, too exhausted to deal with this: That movement is my baby kicking, Alastor.

Alastor: Pardon? You mean to tell me that one can see that on the outside? Eugh.

Carmilla, glaring at him: You are so lucky you’re not worth getting up for.

- Rosie insists on throwing her a baby shower. Vox and Alastor get kicked out for fighting and are forced to put together the IKEA furniture for the nursery as punishment.

- I seriously doubt this lot can build and work an ultrasound machine, so something like this is likely.

Carmilla, slowly coming to after giving birth: Mmmh…?

Rosie, happily bouncing one baby in her arms: Oh good, she’s up! Congratulations, sweetie. You have two beautiful daughters 🥰

Carmilla: ….

Zestial, who’s gently cradling the other: Carmilla…? Is something the matter?

Carmilla: …there’s really two of them. I thought I was hallucinating.

BONUS:

Fun fact- some scientists say cats have sensitive enough hearing that they can hear babies’ heartbeats within their mother’s bodies.

Husk, staring at Carmilla:

Carmilla, who’s still processing that she’s pregnant and hasn’t begun telling anyone else: …is something wrong?

Husk, ears bristling slightly: h o w m a n y h e a r t s d o y o u h a v e ?

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sharky-the-idiot · 4 months

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Quick PSA about asexuals because woohoo stuff happened 😁

ASEXUALS ARE NOT ALL THE SAME.

I can't believe it's 2024 and some people still don't get this.

Asexuals can have sex and still be asexual. Asexuals can be sex repulsed and still be asexual. Asexuals can make sex jokes and still be asexual. Asexuals can be aromantic and still be asexual. Asexuals can be alloromantic and still be asexual. It's not just sex and romance repulsed. It's a spectrum. Ok thanks for reading my Ted talk for a second, hope you have a great rest of your day <3

#help #i am slowly going insane #silly #im a dumbass #hmmmm #huh #lolol #asexual #asexuality #lgbtq #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #lgbt

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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The girls are plottinggggg

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen chao #wang lingjiao #Realizing she was supposed to have an upper lip mole was a cold slap in the face. So sorry ma'am. I won't forget again.#They are evil dumbass 4 evil dumbass and I think we are all missing out on the sheer potential of the comedy between these two.#They have way too much power and are using it for the wrong reasons - which makes them truly great villains.#And when things don't go their way they become piles of whining sludge.#Wang Lingjiao is forever fascinating to me even though we only get crumbs about her.#She's a servant girl who's greatest asset is her beauty and her attractiveness.#Meaning she's had a life being in the gaze of people with significant positions of power over her.#I can't help but read her childishness and petty tantrums as someone who has finally been given the chance to not feel powerless.#If she was a more virtuous type we might 'like' her more but honestly...I don't think she would have survived to this point.#WLJ has only known power hierarchies her whole life. Probably accused of seduction before she even understood what that meant.#I love contrasting her with mianmian because they have similar(ish) backgrounds but different approaches to moving forwards #But WLJ's story is about flying too close to the sun and mianmian's is about going too close to the water.#Like the sea mist dragging her down into complacency - all the sect powerplays are mandatory to 'go along with' if she wants to climb-#-the social ladder. Yet she is the cautionary tale (and a foil to JGY as well) she leaves before sacrificing her own morals.#Mianmian flies away with her wings only slightly plucked while those who sacrificed everything to reach for the top crash and burn.

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otaku553 · 6 months

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More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover

#one piece #spy x family crossover #revolutionary sabo #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk #but that might be a bit on the nose #sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight #ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless #plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess #because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass #the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate)#the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable #mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day!#some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier #when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts #paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe #not the best idea.

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dizzybizz · 3 months

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sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat

#hi remember when i thought i was in for a really bad bout of hsr fixation. lets see how thats going.. lets just check in and #oh . oh no. oh this was. this wasnt the plan. oh no #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #gill in pjs got to me ok. gill fighting in pjs got to me. the thought of gill sleeping in a barrel of water with pjs on got to me.#wheni tell you this fkn podcast is the only thing ive been thinking abt for the past few days dude what thef uck #theyre all so stupid they get up to so much bs its fkn great i lvoe the three of them so mcuh WHEHhghh >:'O #my art #i keep nearly forgetting that tag help???#ive slowly been getting used to drawing them jsut you wait til i feel good abt the designs n shit ok its gonna be epic or smth #oop s its 1am soon whoopsies ehehee but like ..... the dumbasses... theyre in my head..#there are so many stupid scenes i want to draw 😭😭😭😭😭#im sorry to. my friends. for jsut . yknow. and everyone really #i wasnt ready for this 😭 idk what happened i just started going through eps so quickly all of a sudden and ive gone through like 12 eps in #2-3 days and i feel absolutely insane and i think abt them so much. theyve taken up all my time help

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helpfulhellhounds · 2 years

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day/night

#actual disney prince julian pankratz #y'all I can't stop drawing these dumbasses #send help #witcher #geraskier #geralt #jaskier #witcher fanart #fanart #artists on tumblr #the witcher 1x02 #witcher netflix #mine.#1k #my old art

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forestshadow-wolf · 10 months

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Ghost completely forgetting to ask soap out so he goes MONTHS just assuming that they're in a relationship. It all comes to a head when ghost says something to tip soap off to the fact that ghost thinks they're officially together.

Soap's just like "wait what?"

And ghost just freezes for a moment as the realization dawns on him that "... I forgot to ask you out, didn't I?"

And soap, a little slack jawed, just nods at him

#Simon's a dumbass #johnny is dense #someone help these boys #el rambles #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #soapghost

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cobaltfluff · 4 months

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one last night

#p5r #shuake #art tag #i finished this game last week #and it's had me in a chokehold ever since #i cannot think about anything else #all my waking moments are consumed by p5r thoughts #especially the bad end and BOY do i have some headcannons #i have like 3 dumbass memes and 2 long ass comics i want to do #but i aint got the time!!#im YELLING into the void guys please help me #also p5r cured my artblock #im rusty but i need to draw

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deckoftrickcards · 1 month

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wait i need y’all’s opinions on which voltron characters would be which scott pilgrim characters?? help a girl out and leave a like and comment down below ❤️❤️

#voltron #keith kogane #klance #lance mcclain #vld #voltron legendary defender #klance fanart #vld fanart #keith you big emo #dumbass akaline trio shirt #i just draw him in my clothes #smh #GUYS HELP ME OUT

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sibmakesart · 2 months

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luckily there was a half bottle of cooking wine left in the fridge

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA no i wont be seeking help lol ignore me #tw alcohol #tw alcoholism #sib is a DUMBASS #r u surprised #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #self insert #ig #personnal #vent #ig ???#idk #i still dont know lol #im 2and half glasses in just ignore whatever comes out of my mouth. keyboard. whatever #ngl as an atheist i think the second step is bs so

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royalarchivist · 1 month

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Slimecicle: So we're starting to build an audience, I think it would be best if we kind of like, established a really unhealthy relationship with them? So maybe we hug, and we turn to the camera and go "We love you!"

Vinny: I think we're gonna establish the right audience that's totally not gonna like, blow up in our faces later. It's gonna be awesome!

Slimecicle: I think we should send these people after people we don't like, like dogs!

#Slimecicle #please help I don't know the other person who's talking #This will probably be a tumblr exclusive #I don't need dumbasses in my notifications #This game is called #Content Warning #Apparently #April 3 2024 #Tumblr exclusive #Charlie Slimecicle #This is an incomplete transcript to be clear

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booklovers-pleasure · 9 months

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Xaden: And whatever you do... don't fall for me.

Also Xaden: sneaks out to pick violets to leave in her room before a leadership meeting

#fourth wing #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #such a simping dumbass #but we still love you #and violet does too #but dude... did you think picking flowers would help your case?

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