(...used an image of miguel in the movies but a lot of those points are from the comics, here's hoping his backstory is the same and this meme doesn't age like milk when beyond the spider verse comes out)
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Anyways telltale Sam is an absolute disaster with kids and it's very funny.
(Reminder that this man belives the point of having kids to be "tax deduction". Also, from my understanding of 305 since I only saw playthroughts of it, it's apparently possible to leave Sam Jr behind inside Max's stomach, and I don't think there's any repercussions to it?)
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There’s this one workplace safety video that someone posted a clip from on here a while ago of a coworker saying something like “I’m going to kill you, hurt you, or harm you in some way 😐” and it haunts my subconscious but I can NEVER find it when I go searching. does anyone know what the hell im talking about.
anyway jamiazu doodle
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feels weird that my main acc on tiktok still has more followers than this acc and my spirkbitch tiktok combined like
these people want to see my face? y’all listen to my voice with no filters on it? you care about my opinions on things other than star trek? weird
also some old guy followed my tiktok and like, i’m glad he’s here but sir are you sure this is the star trek content you want to be seeing?
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👀
Send 👀 to find out how much my muse would like to _____ yours
Get to know: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Befriend: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Date: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Make love with: NEVER! (respectfully) | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Hook up with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Protect: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Help: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Stop: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Kill: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!
Wally was pretty cute, Khare would give him that. He'd caused quite the stir during his first visit when he ordered all the eggs and bacon, and by that, he really did mean all the eggs and bacon. He ate enough to feed a small army and effectively broke the breakfast menu that day, a record that had not been broken before (and after) he walked through the diner doors that day.
They hadn't interacted much beyond Wally stopping by for breakfast but Khare found his visits entertaining enough. He was funny, kind-hearted and a real sweetheart even going as far as taking all the dirty dishes back to the kitchens so she didn't have to carry them. She'd insisted it was her job, but before she could blink an eye, the plates were all gone and by the time she got to the kitchen to see where they'd actually gone, they were all sparkling clean, standing up in their racks ready to be reused again.
It still had her scratching her head, just how Wally gotten the plates to the kitchen out back so fast and washed them, disappearing only to leave money for his bill with tip included. She'd really love to get to know him more the next time he showed up at Pauli's, if he showed up again.
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