I love your touch starved Gale so much 😭❤️ honestly it's so tender and yum haha

Do you have an A-Z/Alphabet NSFW thing for Gale??? 🙏

I do now!!! I totally forgot abut Alphabet stuff, if ya'll want one for every character let me know, I'm working on Astarion right now!

Gale Dekarios NSFW alphabet (x reader)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Gale is kind and caring, he will always make sure you get what you need before he really relaxes. Sex isn't over for him until you're taken care of, aftercare is a part of the sexual experience to him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Creampie every time, though after eating you out he has stopped to cum on your thighs.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not that much of a secret since anyone who looked at his underwear knows, it's self jerk off underwear. Honestly I think he's used them during battle when you look extra hot. Trying really hard not to show that he's pleasuring himself.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Gale is fairly experenced, having a few mortal hookups/relationships and obviously a long fling with Mystra that left him a bit sexually traumatized (and generally very traumatized). He's had enough sex to know what he wants but still open to try new things.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Side fucking is his favorite for sure, it's easy to get away with while camping with the others as well. Also plowing you from behind while you lay on your stomach is a favorite, as he can kiss your neck or hold down your waist.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very serious. Once he gets in that mood there's no getting him out of it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's trimmed for your pleasure, otherwise he'd definitely just forget.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Gale is a great mix of romantic, passionate, and filthy. Everything does hand in hand very well, he can absolutely run a train through you in astral protections with gangbanging you with literally just clones of himself, but he will still whisper sweet and romantic things, still check if you need to stop or if anything is too much.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Gale cry jerks like all the time lmao. Guilty masturbation is something he has mastered. Thinking about you before you get sexually involved? he will feel guilty.

How he jerks off is two different ways. The only way he can really cum is by grinding on something, his hand, the bed, his enchanted underwear, etc... But he doesn't need to cum. So he also jerks off with his hand behind the rocks near the beach in act 1s camp.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This is gonna be a hear-me-out kind of situation.

Semi public sex kink. in front of windows, on balconies, middle of the forrest, etc.

lil bit of a jealousy thing, leaves hickies on your neck to show that ya'll fuck good.

he wouldn't do anything to harm you, so anything thats too 'harsh" is a no no for Gale.

thigh fucking kink?

sweaty kink?? cause battling? that whole speech was one of the most sexually charged things I have read.

lil bit of a breeding kink, not with actually getting pregnant, but definitely the deep creampies and keeping his cum in you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Gale cannot WAIT to fuck you in every single inch of his tower. Whenever he pictures fucking you, he pictures you in his home. It's kinda romantic.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly, any glance at you will get him going. Like an instant hard on. If he looks at you too long, boner. if he looks at your thighs or butt? Boner. Slightly low cut top? Boner. Battling? Boner.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would never do anything to hurt you, the most he'd do is wax play.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving. This man GIVES. He fucks to serve. He wants your pleasure, he doesn't cum til you do, no matter what. If that means he won't cum, then he won't cum. If he could spend all day between your legs he would.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Sensual but fast and hard. This man pounds.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He hadn't ever been able to not last a while before you, now, he can actually do quickies, which infatuates him for a while so you have a lot of quickies for a time. But usually everything lasts an hour or so.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Gale is down to try just about anything you'd want, but he definitely already knows what he likes most.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Shockingly he can go for awhile. He will need to just lay for a while because he definitely isn't made for long sessions, he just ignores his knee and back pain for you until he absolutely can't.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

We all know he will, can, and has used magic hand during sex. Does copies of him count as toys as well?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Gale isn't one to tease much. Verbally, sometimes, yes, telling you how hot you are, how good you look, etc, while having no time to slip away to fuck.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I feel like Mystra wanted him silent, so he's working on getting more vocal during sex. But he doesn't moan loudly, sometimes whimpers or gasps.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Gale absolutely reads smut. We know this kinda from his diagram books basically, but I think he has a whole bookshelf dedicated to smut. His favorite being wlw.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Said this before but honestly? I watched something and that dick that was shown just screamed Gale to me, so I'm revising my HC and saying Gale is 7 inches, girthy, and curved upwards and slightly to the left, it absolutely fucks. Like tied with best dick of the group, tied with Wyll and his ribbed cock.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Gales sex drive is very dependant on you. If he's thinking about you or around you? very high. On his own? slightly above average.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends. After a long fuck, literally instantly after he checks to see if you need anything. after astral fucking he feels energized, after a quickie he feels a bit tired but fine overall.

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Simon "Ghost" Riley and König trying to do ASMR (seperate)

A/n: I had to re-write this because it deleted😔 ANYWAYS enjoy this little mess I came up with.

WARNINGS: slight swearing from bbg Simon, German with translations

Simon "Ghost" Riley

💀 He WILL not do this by free will nor will he initially know what it is.

💀 In other words after you explain it to him you have to beg him like mad man (good luck)

💀 "Darling I love you but I'm not doing that now stop begging, are you daft?"

💀 But as much as hes a stubborn reserved Lieutenant you're still his world and he wants to make you happy. (how sweet😘👍 totally not like you promised him a little something something in return)

💀 Fast forward to getting him to the little set up or whatever you have he can not grasp the concept of having to whisper.

💀 I mean what were you expecting him being good at this wasnt part of the deal.

💀 Honestly I can see him breaking sonething by accident and getting super pissed.

💀 "OH BLOODY HELL!"

💀 "Simon, hush you have to whisper, its fine we'll clean it up"

💀 " I DON'T NEED TODO SHIT FER THIS STUPID VIDEO!"

💀 After cleaning up don't expect anything besides him being all moody you got him to do something so stupid😭

König

👑 I can see him being more opened minded about it considering he already had some knowledge on it.

👑 He wouldn't admit to it but watching ASMR is probably one of his guilty pleasures when he has alone time.

👑 "Schatz must I it seems kinda seltsam no?" (Translation: treasure and weird)

👑 "Yes könig, you must."

👑 "Alright meine liebe lets get this over with shall we." (Translation:my love)

👑 He honestly wouldn't be half bad at the whole thing his accent would just be oddly comforting in a whisper. (Like him whispering to you when you can't sleep SIGN ME TF UP)

👑 At some point he'd probably accidentally break an orbeez ball and feel SUPER bad though.

👑 "Scheiße es tut mir lied liebling." (translation: shit, I'm sorry darling.)

👑 He'd probably offer to keep going after ya'll clean up the mess but you tell him its ok. (Hes so bbg for that though🤭🤭)

👑 I can honest to god seeing him randomly whispering for a few hours after this.

Side note: All in all they both tried to make you happy BUT they both also swore you to secrecy if you post that anywhere good luck.

it’s mink but tumblr wants to force me to send asks via main so i had to go anon lmao

but you had to know that i was gonna ask about this 😈❤️‍🔥 I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THIS DELICIOUS MASOCHISM CAME FROM 🙏🏻❤️‍🔥

He couldn't deny how good this felt; he, himself, would have a lot to answer for later, in the privacy of the basement. He moaned as he thought of his future atonement, limbs spread and head to the floor to form the cross before a statue of Jesus. His fingers would be clawing into the floor as he recited his virtues and prayers pleading forgiveness for a sin he felt no guilt for.

(MINK, MY BELOVED-- 😭❤️✨️)

That thirst was brought to you by: my c*nt going into autopilot--

Honestly, HONESTLY though: for as much people peg (h e h) Alastor as a sadist, I think the sadism has roots in something deeper.... In fact, the phrase "it takes one to know one" feels SO Alastor Coded to me.

Even in the canon, Alastor is a manipulative asshole with a choke hold on leashes... while he himself is on a leash to a higher power.

I feel that all the torment he dishes out comes from the place of: I've been there. I've done that. I want control back... but also: a its a guilty pleasure. Almost akin to a brat fighting back against a dom? Something about putting him in his place is foreign, so different for him. He will genuinely be interested and DEFINITELY aroused from the mere defiance, let alone any success. But just know: he would be an absolute brat the whole time, unless you've made him "hail mary" few times.

To put it in the perspective of someone who is a manager, kind of a bitch IRL, and someone who generally has a short fuse: it's nice to be able to come home and be reduced to a tiny, little thing. No thoughts, no adult decisions: only bliss. To be so small, near powerless, while someone else takes care of you or your desires... or, while they use that weakness to drive you crazy? Vdhdbshs it gets me fucking GOIN

Call it projecting, but sometimes Alastor LIKES being made into a quivering little mess. Nun!Alastor, who is oppressed and objectified by his clergymen and religion ESPECIALLY.

Tldr: he's got a kink/pension for power imbalances; whether they rule in his favor or not✨️

Bachelorette season is starting up again! Y/N L/N is the new stunning face of the Bachelorette and so far the viewers feel that she’s favorable.

Of course, the honeymoon phase of the show will decrease episode by episode and someone is bound to crack really soon.

INTO THE LIVES OF THE BOYS: exclusive interviews with the eight remaining contestants

“What are you looking for in a partner?”

COLT GRICE: i’m honestly looking for someone who is willing to go through the ups and downs of life with me. i know that sounds basic but trust me, i know what it’s like to watch a marriage fall apart because one person wasn’t committed enough.

EREN YEAGER: you know, when i think of a partner, i think of someone i can jump out of a plane with. my partner and i should be able to feel the “breeze” of marriage and overcome everything together

“Do you have any past relationships?”

OYANKOPON: who hasn’t? i hope this isn’t some sort of trick question. there was a person i thought i’d marry but an unforeseen event helped me understand that they weren’t for me.

JEAN KIRSTEIN: oh yeah…too many. i was kind of a player in high school and i screwed around a lot in college but as i’ve gotten older, i realized that i want a family and a future.

“Eren you and Zeke look oddly alike. Why is that?”

EREN YEAGER: really? that blonde mop? i don’t really see it.

“What is your guilty pleasure?”

ARMIN ARLERT: i’m sort of into conspiracy theories. sometimes i feel bad because as bizarre as some are, they’re kind of believable.

PORCO GALLIARD: i won’t lie; i love ordering in. i eat healthy and everything yes but, boy, don’t i love sitting on my couch on a friday night and eating my favorite that just got delivered to me.

“How do you like to spend your free time?

CONNIE SPRINGER: i personally love spending time with my two younger siblings. i love living life through them.

REINER BRAUN: my niece is the funniest person i know. since the moment she was born, she’s brought a smile to my face. i love spending my free time with her!

A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME…: dirt on the cast

“Rumor has it one of the contestants has a wife.”

We wouldn’t be surprised. 10 handsome men enter the show and none of them are married? That’s a little suspicious don’t you think? Colt and Reiner are definitely hubby material.

“Eren is passed around like a football 😞”

With those green eyes, the ladies are probably all over him…and he’s probably all over them too. You didn’t hear it from us though.”

“Jean and Eren don‘t get along”

An insider told us the two were throwing looks at each other. It probably has something to do with Eren stealing Jean’s girlfriend in highschool.

“I heard that jean and eren went to high school tg and that eren stole jean’s long term gf”

What did we say?

“Zeke has a crush on Y/N”

we have a crush on y/n too!

“Zeke has daddy kink”

Oh!😀

“I heard y/n f*cked zeke to get on the show”

Are we talking about the right Zeke?

“yn is just gonna be playing all the guys, she's there for vibes”

We love a good feminist! Why be on a show for marriage when you can be a show to play men? We love it.

That’s all for now! Tune in next week for more juicy details!

i didn’t hit all questions but i will use them next week’s post! some of these answers made me laugh lmao😭 imagine zeke falling for you (UNLESS👁️). i’ll definitely incorporate some of these rumors into the story :). i also forgot to introduce hitch and pieck, so i’ll try and integrate them into the next few chapters!

if you would like to vote again, press here. you don’t have to answer the written answer questions if you have already! just let me know that you’ve already answered! i’ll probably close the poll tmrw so i can finish up the chapter :)

tysm again for reading the bachelorette!

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which twice songs do you think easy company would listen to?? like i imagine winters would probably chill with “the best thing i ever did” playing in the background. obligatory nixon + “alcohol free”. joe toye won’t admit that he likes “i can’t stop me” because it makes him feel like a badass

YESSSSS I LOVE THIS REQUEST!! Sorry this has took so long to get back to!!

BoB as TWICE SONGS

For one I know that Winters would probably enjoy something soft like The Best Thing I Ever Did while he’s relaxing!! I feel like he might think it’s a bit sad when he hears the translation, but he likes it either way!!

Nix is DEFINITELY Alcohol Free, except he is in fact not alcohol free lol 😭 it’s a nice song that’s really fresh and fun, plus it talks about liquor so it’s perfect for him.

YESSSS I Can’t Stop Me is definitely a guilty pleasure for Joe, like i’m sure he would listen to it when no one is around just so he doesn’t accidentally embarrass himself 🤣 His favorite is the choreography for SURE

some others that I thought to include without context are:

Donut - Carwood Lipton ( I also think he would like a nice relaxing song to listen to in the background while he chills.)

Cry For Me - Joe Liebgott ( it’s mature and passionate, it just gives off his vibe so much)

The Feels - Bill Guarnere (He would know ALL of the lyrics, no questions asked.)

Eye Eye Eyes - George Luz (this song is chaotic and perfect just like him)

What Is Love? - Bull Randleman (just a great song for one of the bests tbh)

Rewind - Eugene Roe (Honestly this is a chill song I think he would listen to while he relaxes.)

Cheer Up - Floyd Talbert (it’s a flirty song that gives off his vibe 100%)

Signal x Yeah remix - Skip Muck ( it’s chaotic but it sounds so good i love it so much)

Fancy - Don Malarkey ( It’s my favorite song of theirs, it’s super fun and refreshing like him!!)

Talk That Talk - Shifty Powers (This song sounds so fresh on the ears it just reminds me of him sm)

Yes or Yes - Babe Heffron (This song is so cunty, just like him)

TT - Frank Perconte (The music video is the funniest and it reminds me of him somehow lmao)

This was wayyy too funny to think about oml 😭😭 thank you for talking about twice and BoB with me!

Hey! I just wanna thank you for all the Overhaul fanfics that you had written over the years. Honestly, I felt like the smut kinks & dark story moments are catered made by what my filthy raccoon brain has always wanted especially including all historical AUs (even thou I didn’t know much about Viking times but I had a lot of fun on the ride still) 🥹. Reading them gave me a lot of comfort to heal mentally with your suspense thriller since it was frustrating to work in retail (which I left thankfully). -Lemon scented 🍋🧼

Thank you so much honey! 😭 These kind of messages mean the world to me, they really do.

And I totally understand what you mean about these kind of stories being therapeutic in a certain way. I'm married and I like to think that me and my partner have a pretty healthy relationship, especially since they know full well about the kinds of things I write about and the characters I write for, so it's not like this is some sort of guilty pleasure that I keep hidden from him. But there is something just so disturbingly appealing about the idea of a rich, powerful, good looking individual, who is so infatuated with you that all they want is to keep you for themselves and spend the rest of their life spoiling you and taking care of you, even if it's not what you want.

Hi! I’m here for the redacted boy pairing, I saw it on your blog and honestly wasn’t going to submit, until I read the questions and thought that they were super fun, unique, and interesting! The song I’m fixated on at the moment is This is what Autumn Feels Like by JVKE. The lyric I always look towards too whenever I play it is “Love is like riding a bike, scary but then it’s alright. I got the hang of it, right?” Because I feel like it’s a pretty good analogy! And I definitely relate to always wondering whether or not you’re doing something correctly 😅. My Enneagram Type is 6 apparently (I took the test just now) and I’m an ENFJ if that helps. I don’t think I’ve ever gone out of my way to listen to a ‘gargantuan YouTube essay’ but I do enjoy hearing people ramble about their interests if that’s similar! My childhood imaginary friend was Lucy from Narnia, I used to imagine that we would go horseback riding and I would run away to Narnia with her and never come back. To fall asleep I usually stay up watching shows (current obsession is criminal minds) or doing things like that and then passing out, though if I can’t sleep I usually just count until my brain shuts off. I would love the name Adrianna. I just think it’s really pretty and it has a lot of nickname options! Which is one of the few things I dislike about my current name, there are like 2 things you can call me to shorten it and one of them reminds me too much of my dad for me to feel comfortable with people using it. I think my favorite audio is either the decorating for the solstice one with David (I’m feral for the way he explains it all and then goes out of his way to tell Angel that he doesn’t want them to feel left out and that they’re the most important part of his life!!) or the one where Vincent tells Lovely about the monarchal summit (oh the foreshadowing) and about his first time there (I think it’s called Cuddling with your Vampire bf but I could be wrong). The Redacted boys I don’t get the hype for but don’t necessarily hate are Ollie (sorry dude, I’m sure you’re sweet and all but it’s just not my cup of tea) and Vega (I do actually dislike him! Everyone talks about this one video of him in the imperium but I’m too scared to watch the whole imperium and no one has given me a clear answer on what video it is that he’s not a ass). I’ve read the Lunar Chronicles (highly recommend) so many times that I practically know them by heart. I have a soft spot for twisted Fairy Tales and LET ME TELL YOU THEY DO IT SO WELL! This may be an odd answer but I’d want Damien as my best friend. I feel like we have a lot in common and I love me a sarcastic but incredibly driven kinda guy, that’s how a lot of my friends are. I don’t have a go-to topic when I tired, but everyone can tell because I start giggling like crazy, as if everything is funny 🥲. My gas station drink is the Cumberland farms slushies, I would mix the blue and red to make purple. I’m a sucker for the Spotify daily mixes tbh, bc I don’t have premium and they offer me the most amount of control as far as changing the song, replaying it, and only listening to the ones that I want to, plus it’s curated which I very much enjoy. My guilty pleasure media is probably in part Redacted 😅 but also I enjoy SOME Yandere stories that I find on like fanfic websites. And I’m talking about like ‘log this person is so dedicated to you! How fun! 🤩’ I usually scroll past when it’s like an actually ab-sive situation or senario. I really enjoyed this thank you!! 😊

Sorry this is the same person who just submitted the last ask (the one with the imaginary friend being Lucy from Narnia) and of course after I submitted I thought of some extra to add 😭 sorry for the inconvenience, I just wanted to add that I’m an Aries and a huge swifty, have a good day!!

Hmmm, this is hard because I feel like ENFJs could really work so beautifully with a lot of people- at least, Redacted people. In the end, I decided to pair the Protagonist, the natural leader, with our favorite leader, David Shaw.

After all, ENFJs, Arieses, and Sixes can be summed up as confident, principled idealists, the kind of friend who takes charge and takes care of their own. You’d be a wonderfully extroverted contrast to David, the perfect mate of the pack Alpha. I also like David for you because Sixes tend to be motivated by a desire for stability and security in their lives, and… well, c’mon. He runs a security company. I need not say more.

In addition to the pun, there’s so many cute, little things that’d be charming about your life together. Criminal Minds marathons would be so fun with David; he strikes me as the type who can always guess the UNSUB, and he feels a strong kinship with Hotch. He wouldn’t really understand the Taylor Swift hype, but that wouldn’t stop him from pulling some security connections to get you killer seats when she tours close to Dahlia.

Song:

No matter where you are, I'll be there/ We can be the generation/ Who learns how to love/ Mistakes and empty promises/ Will never be enough/ So tear apart these giant hearts/ That beat inside us now/ Let's conquer the percentages/ And rise above the crowd/ And I won't let you fall (won't let you fall)

This song is one of the most down to earth yet romantic songs I know, and that’s why I like it for you and David. Fun fact, the duo who sings this are married, and this is the song they wrote and performed as their wedding vows. That’s the kind of heart-melting, ooey gooey lovey shit that I think suits David and his partner, because that man is a sap and not good at hiding it.

Runner-Ups:

Lasko, I like for you for two reasons. One, he could use a friend and partner like you, he needs it. Two, I can see him also being a Narnia kid growing up, so that’d be a really cute thing for y’all to bond over. Geordi, I also think could use a partner like you, but honestly he’s mostly a runner up because he’s my favorite Redacted boi to headcanon as a Swiftie.

note: it’s no inconvenience at all, lovey, you’re good 💚

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

get to know me meme (tagged by @strandedchesspiece, tyty! 💜)

do you make your bed? nnnnnot nearly as often as i should ahaha.

what's your favourite number? 3's pretty good tbh. it forms two of my favourite text-based emotes, :3 and <3.

what is your job? i'm one of the kens whose job is beach (Currently Unemployed).

If you could go back to school would you? tried that, got nothin' to show for it but student loans that i'll be paying off until the end of time; unfortunately my brain isn't really cut out for academia. (if i ever discover what it is cut out for, that'll be the day.)

can you parallel park? no, i don't drive >.>'' i'm lucky enough to live in a little city with decent public transport and with a lot of stuff within walking distance.

a job you had that would surprise people? wayyy back when i was in polytechnic i worked part-time as a life model for art classes for a bit. had a few friends who were art students, they were down a model for one of their classes, i needed the cash. yeah that meant my friends did see my whole naked booty ass out, but eh.

do you think aliens are real? eh, universe's pretty big. probably something out there, even if it's just little amoeba dudes wiggling around on one of those exoplanets with water somewhere.

can you drive a manual car? i can barely drive an automatic 😭

what's your guilty pleasure? honestly, writing fic. no guilt or cringe for the hobby in general; it's more the fact that there are folks out here putting out these thoughtful, plotty, well-researched works, and i am but a silly creature who writes mostly fluff and banter and occasional smut.

tattoos? none yet.

favourite colour? orange, teal, any shade of red. i wear mostly black though.

favourite type of music? my long-term heavy rotation is a lot of old-school goth rock and post-punk (sisters of mercy, the cure, siouxsie, etc) but i listen to a lot of stuff.

do you like puzzles? i do! when i was a kid my dad and i would get one of those big 1000-piece jigsaw puzzles over every summer break. i like puzzle videogames too, but there's something nice about putting something together with your hands.

any phobias? not since i was very little. my fears these days are all of the less concrete variety, like "dying alone" and "the inevitable heat-death of the universe".

favourite childhood sport? did karate for a few years... i miss it tbh.

do you talk to yourself? i sing or make weird noises more than i talk. my latest thing is making a weird kind of gravelly chainsmoker-catboy "nyagh!" sound when i drop my phone on my face in bed or something. three years of living alone has undone all of my human socialization.

what movie(s) do you adore? oh god i haven't seen a movie in years i think. a knight's tale is a Formative Childhood Classic to me though. been really itching to rewatch the hellboy and blade movies also.

coffee or tea? coffee is like a wife to me. even though all she does is make me sleepy (got the Caffeine Makes Me Sleepy adhd) and make my stomach kinda upset. we should get divorced maybe tbh.

first thing you wanted to be growing up? probably an astronaut? i read a lot of books about space when i was a kid and they had a lasting impact (see above: lingering existential anxiety about the inevitable heat-death of the universe).

tagging: uhhh picking some folks from my recent notifs: @mcbitchtits @thelittlestancient @thebansacredbanned @toybeluga (no obligation ofc!) also like, literally anyone reading this who likes doing these things PLEASE consider yourself tagged. (i like to know who i can annoy.)

WE ARE BONDED...I THINK YOU'RE A GRYFFINDOR?? RIGHT?? IF IM WRONG ILL BE SO ASHAMED

OH MY GOODNESS YEAH I TOTALLY AGREE. LIKE WHY DO ALL KDRAMAS NEED TO BE KTRAUMAS 😭😭?? COULD WE NOT GET SOME FLUFF FOR ONCE...

HELP THAT ANIME IS SO FUNNY?? he's so relatable for turning into dust btw that's actually mad funny 😂😂😂

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ANIME OF THE GUY WHO'S VA WAS LAUGHING AT THE DUDE'S NICKNAME BEING DICK?? I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME BUT THE VA WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING IN THE STUDIO

no because cheol/hao/wonwoo (and- hot take maybe- shua and jeonghan??) totally give off that 'passive dominance' vibe

YEAH I TOTALLY LOST FEELINGS FOR THAT GUY....LIKE I THINK I MESSED UP IN THE BEGINNING BECAUSE I TEXTED HIM TOO MUCH 🙃🙃 it is what it is tho because i think im much better off without him...........

OKAY I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT PULLING DOMINANT MEN....you either have to act SUPER independent/borderline "leader" like OR you have to act like someone that could be a sub little housewife (like its the 1970s oops).... IM TRYING THOSE 2 OUT RN SO LETS SEE HOW IT GOES LOL

so many meds?? that sounds so complicated (and borderline terrifying 🙁) it must be so bad to be given something that's supposed to help but somehow makes things worse

would a sleep study actually help? here's to hoping it will because not being able to sleep must be torture brie im so sorry i hope you get through this in one piece (ONE PIECE MENTIONED!??!?!?)

PRINCESS SWITCH IS SUCH A GUILTY PLEASURE?? IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE MENTIONED IT BECAUSE IM SO EMBARASSED TO SAY ITS...KINDA GOOD......

true. imagine ignoring your child's pleas for mashed potatoes... those creamy garlic mashed potatoes are actually a god given right, you can't convince me otherwise 😒😒

NO BRIE YOU DON'T SUCK! YOU'RE A WONDERFUL BEING THAT DESERVES THEIR PLACE IN THE WORLD.... AND YOU ARE PRETTY?? I THINK YOUR VISUALS ARE REALLY FRESH 😭

i'm doing great (besides finals.)!! YOU GOT THIS BRIE I BELIEVE IN YOU

-finals week or 🫨 anon's final week? stay tuned

Hufflepuff 😨

NO SERIOUSLY they should make a website like does the dog die but for what episode of a drama you should stop watching at if you want to pretend there is a happy ending

NO HAHAHA I DONT THINK IVE SEEN THAT ANIME BEFORE BUT IT SOUNDS SO FUNNY IF YOU REMEMBER THE NAME PLEASE TELL ME???

I actually really heavily agree on that Joshua take that’s crazy but i feel that

NO I THINK I REALLY MESSED UP WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS i’m so stressed about it too she’s taking a break from social media and i’m going crazy like i feel like part of it is just that i’m too much for her now and i’m so stressed, every day i want to spam her and i have literally been crying every single night because i’m so upset cause i think i really fucked up but like is it worse that i think that she would just abandon me? IDK but i’m so upset it’s been a week now. What if she hates me, and also i went literally crazy and i don’t think she knows how crazy but crying every single night cause i think she hates me and left me is CRAZY like every time i calm down i see reason but i was rereading our interactions so much and analyzing all the things i did wrong so much i had to delete the messages

I’m crazy. I’m crazy actually. I want to just forget everything and move on but imagine i put all this effort into forgetting her because i had a maniac anxious breakdown in the middle of a depressive episode and she comes back completely normal expecting me to be completely normal 😭😭 that would be crazy right

I’m crazy right. I’m crazy.

OKAY THATS IMPORTANT RESEARCH RIGHT THERE ACTUALLY CAUSE I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER MET A MAN WHO WANTS TO DOMINATE ME AND HONESTLY?? IM SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT I KEEP PURPOSELY ACTING UP IN FRONT OF GUYS TOO LIKE PURPOSELY I WILL ACT LIKE A BRAT WHO CANNOT BE CONTROLLED AND NOTHING. NOTHING! PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOUR RESEARCH PROJECT GOES TODAY I LITERALLY TOLD SOMEONE THAT A MAN I FRIENDZONED LIKED TO BE DOMINATED AND TOLD WHAT TO DO AND THE GUY I FRIENDZONED HAS LITERALLY SEEN MY FUCKING BDSM TEST RESULTS AND THERE WERE NO REPERCUSSIONS 😭

Meds are meds i guess i’m just really hoping these new ones work. The sleep study SHOULD be helpful like if it’s a serious health problem. And it will help them know if it’s not like sleep apthia? Or something like that

I WAS TRYING TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THE HEIST ONE?? AND THEY WERE LIKE but the first one is so bad and i was like oh my god… they haven’t even met the third twin LIKE ITS GOOD???

I don’t remember why i said i suck but oh god so annoying i give myself the ick. TODAY I WAS LIKE i was like when i serve food out to people sometimes i like can’t explain this well but i smile and pose? Like when i turn around i’ll like IDONTKNOW POSE? ITS LIKE SUBTLE BUT ITS LIKE IM IN A MOVIE AND IM THE MAIN CHARACTER AND ITS REALLY ANNOYING AND SUBCONCIOUS SO IM ONLY AWARE AFTER IVE DONE IT AND ITS SO ANNOYING AND IT GIVES ME THE ICK SO BAD i have A SERIOUS pick me problem that no one will EVER acknowledge even when i say it i’m surrounded by LIARS

HOW HAVE YOUR FINALS BEEN GOING ARE THEY GOING WELL?! YOURE GONNA DO AMAZING YOUVE GOT THIS

so today i was at the DWD screen in mexico. well it's something that everyone knows but the movie is too simple i only liked 3 scenes (the best of the whole film) so i'll give my opinion here.

1. the dinner (which literally we all already saw it bc youtube) is very good the healing of Chris and Florence, it's one of the important scenes of the movie and as someone said it doesn't make sense that miss cockburn post it before when it literally was the best scene lol

2. after dinner (lol) when they are about to escape and Harry starts with "i'm sorry", "fuck" HIS BEST SCENE! it was amazing just like everyone else who has watch it already he does it greats and i loved him!

3. not a scene but the visuals the eye games and all stuff (thanks matthew libatique) was great.

the movie is very predictable and just like everyone else. there is no female power at all let alone female pleasure😭 the sex scenes appear the first 20 minutes of the movie lol.

and just like everybody what the fuck with Olivia. she has more screen time than Chris Pine himself!!!?!? 😭 i mean like when chris was talking and they put O's face 🤣🤣? or when gemma was giving the speech and they switched to O? man... be serious🥴 plus Gemma and KIKI (especially)!!! they deserve a lot. personally thanks to kiki the plot of the movie is unleashed. and the fact that they didn't give her that much credit.

and yes there are a lot of scenes where harry is in and you shouldn't laugh but you do laugh it's unavoidable. Especially when they appeared in reality 😭 my poor baby (honestly we all laughed. the whole room laughed every time those scenes came up like 3-4 times).

honestly it's boring, if i was from GP and had read all the articles without knowing anything i would be so disappointed (as some who have seen it already are lmao) it doesn't entertain you, it's simple, predictable and boring i feel sorry for florence and harry.

edited:

also when harry dances 🫶🏻 he looked so cute i loved that scene! and i also took him as a puppet you know? he was frank's puppet he was dancing bc frank told him. even though he's guilty for what he did to alice and even though he felt bad (it just seems but we know jack really is to blame for everything) yk he kept doing that to alice (kidnapped and non-consensual stuff) and listening to frank and blah blah (don't pay too much attention to me on this i just saw it that way hajshaha)

another thing i don't like that florence is supposed to wake up with jack dead... like we DON'T KNOW what happened 😭 we only know that she wakes up (bc it's obvs) but then what, what happens to the other women? what does she do next with jack's body, does she help the other women? they free themselves? or is gemma the one who takes over now? but now with woman power (i think). because when she kills chris she says "stupid man, now it's my turn".

well anyway that's all. maybe it's repetitive because many of u have already read or watched it on so many screen she has done lmfao but i just wanted to say my opinion :)

ok Zero relationship rambling under the cut-

(again in order of least to most reasonable)

Jana

Obviously not gonna happen but these two bonded so quickly over having to keep Gattina in check 💀

plus they're both big, strong n hot so my brain just did the math automatically-

But they're both very busy on opposite sides of the kingdom so they don't really keep in touch often :(

Maybe Jana could teach Zero a sport or two...

Hades

Also not gonna happen but they're kinda cute tho!

They're the two strongest (known) and highest ranking demons in the kingdom, but they can't talk to each other like normal ppl at first 😭😭

Hades has to work on getting Zero to be less subservient (while he unlearns tht trait himself), and they do end up as pretty good friends~

no matter what, Hades still throws some shady verbal teases at Zero when they're alone (lee to lee communication)

Gattina

this is my #1 guilty pleasure oc ship I think!

Gattina's the first person in Zero's life to ever beat him in a fight (even if it wasn't Totally fair) and honestly? that's kinda hot to him!

he's not gonna let it happen again thooo

And in Gatti's case, she just likes hearing him raise his voice whenever she does smth stupid

Like with Jana, he's usually holding her back from an Actual Fight, but w/ Zero she'll deliberately do something outta pocket just to have him grab her by the arm and give her a stern look-

He knows what she's doin 👀

Shura

oughhg the pains the angst,,,

These two were the best of friends as kids, and they already dated thru their teenage years before Shura got possessed left the village </3

I haven't decided whether I wanna let Shura Survive the plot yet but even if he does, I might not put him back with Zero fully bc of the bad stuff he did 😳

Zero still has light feelings for Shura in Any continuity tho :')

Izzy

this one came outta fuckin nowhere tbh!

These two are the definition of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby (radiation dog vs banjo wielding puppy idk)

the shawl that Izzy wears is the one Zero used to wear when he still lived in Asayesa, and Izzy wouldn't let a single thing happen to it 💖

Izzy's the first one of the Asayesa gang to actually go visit Zero at the castle! (minus Shura but that wasn't a good visit 💀)

Zero usually has to scoop Izzy up out of some kind of peril, but he doesn't mind bc his lil country boy is just too goofy n cute!!

In return, he gets plenty of teasing and kisses an-[Removed for 'Too Affectionate' Crimes]

oh also they play music together anytime they get the chance to :)

Meri

getting into the Intended Relationships now :)

Traumabonding 3.0

Another Stoic/Silly ship, but the silly is mostly hidden on Meri's side

These two are both sooo used to forcing themselves to act super professional. They're always in the public eye, being scrutinized over every little detail...

They finally get to meet in private when Zero accidentally ends up in Zidenna's garden, and that becomes their secret meeting place whenever they both have spare time on their schedule 🖤

Aries

already muchotexto'd about these two in the last one-

Zidenna

childhood friends to lovers trope my beloved 💚 (+size diff my Ultra Beloved)

Super Gigantic Traumabonding 4.0

It takes Zero a pretty long time to warm up to his other coworkers, but the day he sees Zidenna again he's acting like they weren't even separated for 15 years~

Zinny's always hovering around Zero, playing with his hair or pinching his cheeks and ears just to idle, and he lets it happen (you can even catch his tail wagging if it goes on long enough :) )

Zidenna's clownery kinda rubs off on him sometimes! They've convinced him to play lil pranks on Noel or Aries every once in a while

Anytime they walk past Zero, they have to make sure they're not Too close or he's gonna scoop them up in a big hug and Not let go for a bit :'D

(they both think Meri is fine as hell-)

I could go on about these goofies for centuries but I shouldn't 💔

Zin & Meri

This one is Zero's definite endgame for sure,, it makes the most sense!

Zinny joins in on the little meetings once they figure out Zero and Meri are using their garden for em, and it just blooms from there!

heyyy can i get a lover, you should’ve come over (also, love this song it hits so hard) for an f1 driver or atp player

i’m 5,3” with short brown hair (floppy curtain bangs), brown eyes and freckles just across my nose. i love classics, history, geography, english and politics in school, and i’m currently rereading the heroes of olympus series. jewelry is my favorite thing in the world and i love wearing novelty earrings, i don’t really wear make up just some occasional mascara. i love to read and write, and obsess over fictional characters and sportspeople in my spare time. my favorite music artists atm are the smiths, jeff buckley, the cranberries, fleetwood mac, hozier and the cure. although i don’t really believe in astrology, i am such a cancer and get very emotional about things. my family and my friends mean more to me than anything else in the world and one of my main goals in life is to be the kindest, best listener i can possibly be <3

tysmm and i love your writing <3

i ship you with oscar piastri!

— ok so a lot of my reasoning for this is that in another writer’s celly i was shipped with oscar piastri, and girl YOU SOUND JUST LIKE ME WHAT ??!! 😭 but like after reading it it made so much sense ?? i’ll explain:

— first of all you sound adorable, like i’m building up a picture in my head and you and oscar look so cute together 🥹 obviously he’s not the tallest, but he’s still significantly taller than you, and you can bet he’s gonna tease you about it at every given opportunity 😭 (he’s such a little shit i’ll stand by this till i die) also i feel like he’d absolutely love your freckles !! like one of those slightly cliche moments where your s/o traces the freckles on your face ?? you know one of those moments ??? yeah, that’s oscar with you 😭 cue him zoning out trying to count them and you catching him just staring at you and he blushes so hard 🤭🤭

— the more i learn about oscar piastri the more i can picture him with a super intellectual s/o, not just because of the vibes, but also because i think he’d take a genuine interest. not a lot of people would be interested in things like classics and history (i mean in my opinion it’s literally the coolest thing ever but from experience not everyone agrees 😭) and oscar definitely thinks you’re like the coolest person on earth 😭 he’ll ask you loadsss of questions about it just so he can hear you talk 🥹 and you can bet he’ll try to learn as much about it as he possibly can so he can impress you 😏😏 the man is a SIMP

— i don’t know whether a lot of other f1 fans think this ??? but i feel like oscar has surprisingly diverse music taste 🤔 like i can definitely picture him being into some of the old classics rather than current mainstream music (à la sebastian vettel) so i feel like you guys would have LOADS in common when it comes to music. oscar is definitely a huge blur fan (idk why he’s giving damon albarn vibes to me) BUT his guilty pleasure music is the smiths and fleetwood mac !!!! he’s a soft boy at heart 🥹 he’ll literally make you custom playlists and buy you vinyls if you’re into that stuff (pro boyfriend behaviour honestly)

— i feel like oscar will quite often be the voice of reason in your relationship. i mean we’ve all seen how chill he is (he genuinely reminds me of kimi he’s just completely deadpan 😭) so when you get emotional about something he’s always there to talk you down and help you feel better 🥹 and he’d be such a good listener too !! this man will literally sit and let you rant for HOURS if you need to without losing concentration 🥹 i also feel like oscar sometimes bottles things up ?? so when you can sense he’s doing that, you always try to coax him out and get him to talk to you about whatever it is that’s bothering him. you guys genuinely tell each other everything. you’re his confidant, and he yours 🤍

— + bonus head cannon !! sometimes oscar will surprise you or turn up at yours a day or so early after his races, and every single time he’ll bring you a new piece of jewellery from whatever country he’s just been in: whether it’s your favourite novelty earrings or a necklace or bracelet from one of those independent jewellery stores (the best jewellery imo) and he’d love just seeing your face light up every time !! 🥹 it’s not a particularly expensive gift, but you both love the authenticity of it and how personal it is to you ❤️

Fuck it, y’all are going to be hearing about my all time favorite fanfics today

It’s All Right by empresskatariah

The level of honey nut feelios this gave me cannot be described. Like, this was written pretty soon after the All Might vs All for One fight in the manga. And just the concern and care they showed him and he’s fought for so long and so hard for them???? 😭😭😭 It reminds me a lot of that scene with the train passengers in the second Toby Mcquire Spider-Man movie, and that is the biggest compliment I can give a superhero related thing.

I had so many feelings about it I had to draw a scene from it.

Last Lullaby by Ardent Aspen

*vibrates* have I told you about my lord and savior Last Lullaby??? The fic that left me so inspired I had to write my own??? Fuck I absolutely adore this fanfic. Like, this fic rocked my world because I had never read this dynamic between Megatron and Optimus and it was SO GOOD!!!

Let Me Hear You Whisper by scancrasher

I don’t think you guys understand the depth I adore Megatron/Soundwave (particularly TFP). It’s like, one of my all time favorite ships, and this fic absolutely feed into that obsession. The characterization and world building is so so so *chef’s kiss*

Come Morning Light by NotHereForIt

My all time favorite Mob Psycho 100 fic. Mogami arc in the anime got high key nerfed, but this really captured the horror presented in the manga. It really hit me hard, man

A Courtship by nev_longbottom

Look, I’m not really sure what to say in my defense, I just like gender role fuckery. And this hit a spot I desperately needed hit.

The Sum of All Our Parts by Windsett

Fuckkkkkkkk, I liked Hermann a lot okay??? And I’m just so genuinely absolutely obsessed with idea and his relationship with Newton and this fic messed me up (affectionate)

Tears Are Gems of the Soul by akblake

The world building is some of the best I have ever seen, I am in awe every time I read it. And this fic is the perfect middle ground to something heavy enough it gives me plenty to be consumed by, while not being so overwhelming it takes me a week to read it.

The Bat Paladin by thecityofthefireflies

Look I don’t know SHIT about Voltron after like,,, season 1, and frankly after what I’ve heard I don’t want to, but I’m absolutely obsessed with “Batman adopts orphans from other shows” and something about this one is really fucking fun?? And deliciously angsty.

Subject E by Ook

To this day I am dealing with severe Maximum Ride brainrot, because I’m obsessed with human experimentation stories. It’s the perfect vessel for whump and angst and a shitton of comfort and learning/relearning how to rejoin society.

I think this is only fic that survived my rage after X-Men……………..went the direction it did. But that’s neither here nor there.

Mr. Yagi by AoiMikans, Swiftwidget

Im so obsessed with the idea of All Might and heroism, even when he’s not using One for All. What does Toshinori Yagi mean to people?

Number One In Our Hearts by SilverInkbolt

I have a huge guilty pleasure of outsider POV/social media fics y’all have NO IDEA. And with All Might being a hero, in and out of costume?? Love at first read.

Sword and Shield by SilverInkbolt

I like the duality of it. All Might is a ducking dweeb and I love him, but I ALSO love when he’s terrifying. And the show is all about learning to be a hero, so reading about him showing off his years of hero experience just made me so happy.

Laugh Out Loud by Deviation

Honestly I’m not sure what to say I love this one. Aizawa reaching an understanding about All Might was so delightful to read, and it’s just so satisfying.

o that i were a man by dvldegg

Not sure if I found this before or after my Trans Realization™️, but I love it. Beatrice and Benedict are great characters to be smacked with the transgender agenda 😂😂

Overpowered by galaxysoup

This fic reads so fucking Autistic to me. Maybe I’m biased, but I have had sensory meltdowns like this. And honestly? With how much masking Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan do throughout the show, to me it’s not a stretch.

Step One: Don’t Fall In Love (Step One Failed) by ApatheticRobots

This is actually pretty new to the list, but it’s still really fucking good. I had tricked myself into shipping Starscream/Optimus and was genuinely surprised by how good a lot of the stories were!! This one perfectly balanced being so absolutely hilarious and also a grounded way for these characters to grow close. Stop Me by megadoomingir is also incredible, but is a very big investment. Worth it though!!

Carry On Wayward Son by Kenyastarflight

Another new one to my list, but still so fucking good. And then after being so freaking good it has to remind me of Last Lullaby and my own fic. The audacity (complimentary)

Keep Me Safe by NovemberBear

The Batman (2022) really fucking did me in okay! And then this fic had to come along and kick me while I was down!! I think I just really enjoy superhero stories where we see how the public reacts to these heroes. The symbiotic relationship between the person that saves and those they save. So this just really gave me intense feelings.

When I’m ready to die from these wounds by xantissa

I don’t exactly know how to explain why I love this fic, but it’s incredible. The plot is just awesome, and I love how alien Aziraphale and Crowley are here. They feel not human. I guess I like it when two characters are a bit fucked up for their love of their life. It’s just so absolutely delicious and it deserves so much praise.

Satan is Tired by Your_Narrator

The Devilman Crybaby fixit we didn’t deserve. It is legitimately glorious and I adore this fic so fucking much.

Sebei by ariasune

I rewatched Yu-Gi-Oh around 2017/2018 and I absolutely fell in love with Rishid’s character. And this fic just scratched absolutely everything I need.

A Handful of Water by ariasune

This fic is THE SHIT if you love Rishid. I love his convictions he makes regarding the situation, Malik’s confusion and angst and guilt, and Isis just backing Rishid up. Their hug meant EVERYTHING to me.

Sérum de Vérité

wc: 668

cw: reader's parents not minding their business, reader's parents are the plug(bless parents that fill your fridge after you moved out of their house), reader ooh got attitude I like that (Self indulgence at this rate honestly), reader does not like men but she is not labelled either, mentions of self pleasuring while thinking about Rangiku and feeling guilty, reader and Rangiku are literally a couple but they are oblivious about it just get married already, Rangiku is such a sweet woman 😭 Imma cry brb, reader in denial due to her parents expectations and societal pressure, feelings are reciprocated, reader scoot over to the side and let me rest on rangiku's bosom too okay I am done with my tangent

cs: Always wanted to write for Rangiku san but no smut for the moment 🙃 that's for the future 😊

gist: reader san constantly has an ear full whenever she comes back from her parents place. Dinner with her roommate results in a love confession…

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Relationships? Meh.

Your life was completely fine without it, of course there are inconveniences about this matter: your parents. Each time you go back to their house, they start mourning your life decisions concerning motherhood, dating and so on. What are they doing exactly now, acting like a broken record saying stuff along the lines 

“People that don’t have kids are unhappy” 

“You’ll change your mind, just give it time”

“What about my grandkids?”

"When am I going to meet my son in law ?"

To which your reply has always been a threat 

“I’ll stop coming if you keep this up mom and dad, just so you know. I am not changing one bit what I am doing, also you don’t seem to get it I do not do men”

You were furious. Don't people know how to mind their own business and let you live peacefully? Yesterday, some elder lady had the nerve to tell you 

"It's about time you have kids" 

Bro, have they considered the sole possibility of one being infertile maybe!?What if you don't want them? You are not evil, are you for not having children?Going back home was fine, you were always greeted by your lovely roommate. She helped you with all the bags you had to get out of your car and store them in the fridge. With all of the food your parents gave you, you were safe for a whole month. Hell, you didn’t need to cook.

Dinner was simply a glass of wine and a charcuterie board shared with your roommate. She was in charge of getting the cheese and you were the one that had to get cured meats. Some biscuits, sliced cucumber, carrots, sun dried tomatoes, olives, grapes, foie gras and some strawberries. 

You discussed several topics that piqued your interest, she was a breath of fresh air. There were times where you felt so guilty being her roommate because when you masturbated the first person that came to mind was her. It was so wrong but it felt so darn good. Why does it have to be her? She’s your sunshine! Your life has significantly gotten better ever since you met her, any time you doubted yourself she was there for you. You don’t feel okay, she takes care of you. You both have somewhat of a couple dynamic going on without the romantic feelings.

“Y/n are you listening?” she says 

“Sorry, I was thinking about something else!”

“I knew it, we should check out this new store. They have high end blankets and we also ran out of alcohol so remind me to buy some because it’s on the way there.”

If there’s one thing Rangiku noticed is whenever you make charcuterie boards, you get drunk quite fast because you down the red wine bottle like there’s no tomorrow. Now, she is left with a mellow and unfiltered version of you that is really adamant about how attractive she is. And she cannot ignore it. It starts with you telling her how much you love her, she nods yes.

“Rangiku I love youuu, I hope you know that” 

“Yes, I do.” She takes the glass of wine away from your hands.

 You are going to marry her so you take her hand and kiss it.

“I am going to put a ring on it soon. I just have to make sure I save some money first!”

“Oh, really?” she chortles, you’re the reason she rejects men too.

She is amused by it but what you don’t know yet is that your feelings are reciprocated. All this tends to end when you rest your head on her pillowy chest. She strokes your back and you say those last words before you finally drift off to sleep “Rangiku is my woman, my wife and I wouldn’t have it any other way!” Now, all that is left to be done is for you to do the same thing but without being drunk next time!! (wink wink)

Part 17 of the Pride Series

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Hey! May i request a blurb with someone from nct? What member you think fits me the best in this case, i’ll send you a short description about me:)

Let’s start with it haha

I’m an ambivert(Infj for mbti) and an artist. I like to make colorful portraits or abstract art and i’m also very passionate about fashion. I’m 5’5 and my style is Parisian Style with Modern streetwear(depends on my mood haha)

I’ve been told a lot of times i’m very mature and responsible for my age,i can say i’m the mom of the group. I love to live a peaceful and healthy lifestyle(i meditate,i cook a lot of healthy vegan recipes and i love to do yoga). I’m also charismatic and i love to smile and to laugh so if you joke around,we’d definitely get along.

Even so,my appearance says otherwise lol (i’ve been told i have that dominant aura and i turn heads when i enter the room- i really hope this doesn’t sound selfish or anything 😭) I’m also a plant mom and i do tarot ☀️

I have this guilty pleasure which is literally perfumes if that makes sense. I have a collection of perfumes, if you smell good and are looking healthy and neat,you’re instantly attractive to me hahaha. So yeah,i’m a sucker for Arabic perfumes as well. I love expensive stuff 😅

Overall,i’m a bit reserved but unique and sincere people catch my attention so i will open up to them little by little. I hope it’s enough and even tho i read the rules, if there’s something i missed pls let me know! and thank you for doing this. Stay healthy and happy 💕

sorry i took so long! & thank you. you stay healthy & happy as well 💖

pairing: you x johnny suh (nct)

genre: angst, fluff, comedy, romance

au/trope: ceo au, office au, fake dating au

I immediately thought of the One & Only Johnny Suh as the best love interest for your story! Honestly, I just feel like the both of you would vibe well together. A part of me also feels like you’d catch his eye & then he’d fall for your mature personality as well as your healthy lifestyle. He’ll definitely make you laugh. Maybe it’s because Johnny in suits makes me feel things, but I couldn’t help but see the two of you in an office setting, haha. But!! You both are CEOs from different companies & the fake dating proposition likely comes up because one of you wants to get your parents off your back.

Even though you are a young, successful and happy woman who runs your own company, your parents believe it is time for you to focus less on career life and finally pay a little more attention to your love life. Most of your same-age relatives and friends already have their own families, but to you, your company is your baby. However, to please your parents and get them off your case for a little while, you turn to your colleague, CEO Johnny Suh, and suggest that the both of you start a fake relationship for a few months and then break up. At least it will look like you tried to put some effort into dating. Truth be told, Johnny seems to be the one going all out for a relationship that is not real. Is the partnership really just all business?

OOGH!!! Could I get 3, 4, 24, 27, and 33 FOR MY DEAR RAT BOY...RONNY 🙏🐀 Jvuhvughu Thank you!!!! :D !!!

Rat boy Ronny has too much information that has to go under the cut unfortunately sdpfjspj. Rat boys have to go in the rat chamber

You are now in the rat chamber spjfddsp

Thank you for showing so much interest in my stinky guy 😭. In the last question we are playing a game of "making up lore on the spot" sdfpjdspfjs

3) How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

I honestly think Ronny has a 50/50 chance of surviving the apocalypse, it really just depends on his luck lol. Because he could hold his own pretty well in a one-on-one fight, even though he’s pretty scrawny. And he’s not afraid to hold back either, but if he ever got into an encounter where he had to fight against two zombies, I think he’s probably gonna die lol. Also, what type of zombies are we talking about, are they the slow type of zombies, or are they absolutely unhinged and super strong like fucking knocking doors down and everything. Because if it’s the second one, I wanna say Ronny’s got somewhere from a 5-10% chance of living lol

He would definitely be the type to infiltrate into other surviving groups if he could find them. If not, he’s gonna quickly become overly confident with how long he’s lasted (even if that’s like a week or something lol). He’d be like “Yeah, I know my way around a zombie or two. I basically own the place now.” But yeah, I can totally imagine him taking advantage of other people and taking their supplies to survive longer. Unless he finds a group that he feels like it would be better to stay in, then he’s willing to contribute to everyone’s survival. You know, if he even survives long enough to get there 😔

I think as long as he’s not somewhere where there’s a massive amount of people when the apocalypse starts, he’s probably got a decent chance. Idk

4) Where do they see themselves in five years? Ten?

This one’s actually kinda difficult to answer, specifically because I don’t think Ronny is the type to really look ahead in the future. It’s probably more of he’s afraid to look into the future, because deep down he does honestly feel like he’s essentially thrown his life away and that he’s probably not gonna amount to much anyways, so he prefers to act in the moment. The bleak answer is that he probably sees himself in the same place in 5-10 years 😔. The better answer is that in 5-10 years, he’s hopefully found someone by then and imagines that they would be living together :)

24) Do they have any phobias?

I think Ronny has fears and worries, but they’re not strong enough to be considered phobias. Like, his parents really have engrained a fear of failure into him, but he’s learned to cope with that by just saying “fuck it” and pushing his concerns as far down as he possibly can. Which you know, isn’t good. He’s more likely to get angry and riled up as opposed to being afraid though. I mean if you let it sit with him long enough, then he’ll be afraid. But 99% of the time, he’s not letting that happen

27) What’s their favorite genre of music?

I don’t remember if I mentioned this before, but he’s actually got two favorite genres of music 👀. One’s more of a guilty pleasure thing though. For one, he very much enjoys rock and metal music and is not afraid to let the world know that. He thinks it sounds cool and finds it very fun 😌

But on the other hand… he’s a huge fan of pop music. And he’s sadly gonna take this to the GRAVE, HE’S SO EMBARRASSED. But like, come on, the music is so fun to listen to. If you see him walking around wearing his headphones, it’s a 50/50 chance on whether it’s going to be this sick guitar riff, or whether it’s going to be this peppy cutesy pop song that he can’t get enough of. I like imagining him singing the lyrics to cute love songs while he does things in his apartment

I wasn't originally gonna add this, but I am now because I have decided it would be a better reference than what I have to say because I'm horrible when it comes to music genres... Like a couple weeks ago I got a special interest in this one series and I don't wanna name it, but they made 11 different songs and his two all-time favorites from those 11 songs are this one and this one (which is what I imagine him singing in his apartment 😌)

33) What’s the worst injury they’ve ever had?

So obviously, he’s gotten a lot of injuries before, especially since he often gets into fights with people lol. I’m not sure if I can figure out what his worst injury would’ve been, I feel like I can only give examples of some of the fights that he’s lost 😔. Because honestly, when he loses, that’s when he’s getting the worst injuries since he’ll refuse to give up until the other person yields, or it’s clear that one of them is close to dying or getting sent to the hospital lol. He’s definitely been stabbed before, most notably in the arm (which ruined his jacket and has now been covered up with a patch). But I feel like one of the worse fights he’s lost in was one where he left with several broken ribs and a broken arm, since he decided to mess with the wrong person… (And you know, this is his worst injury until my brain comes up with an even worse injury sdpjfdspf)