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i just realized that i haven’t posted here in ages so please behold my son.
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📖 + "I think... I'm in love with (Name)" || "Congrats on being the last one to find out" prompt w eddie omgomgomg💗 also congrats on 400 angel <33
thank you my loveee 💖💖💖
here comes, hope you like it! (a little dialogue heavy, sorry for that!)
join the celebration!
every day for us, something new
"Gonna make some more popcorn, guys! Get the next one ready," you said, getting up from the couch where you were sitting between Eddie and Argyle.
"Get me another coke, please!" Robin, from the floor, asked.
"Oh, get me another beer, sweetums, will 'ya?" Eddie joined in.
"No one else ask me anything, I don't have hands for more!" you exclaimed before leaving for the kitchen.
Movie nights were routine at this point. After all the trauma and the babysitting and the saving the world, the least you all deserved were some fun nights chilling with your friends. Steve or Nancy would host, you'd all take turns choosing movies for the week, and you'd get together to watch and gossip and just be around each other in non-threatening ways. There was no bond like the one created between life-or-death situations.
Eddie's eyes followed you as you walked out of Steve's living room. Jonathan chuckled.
"What?" Eddie asked and Nancy and Robin groaned in unison.
"You are. So. Dense," Nancy complained.
"I don't think he's dense, I think he's just stupid," Robin completed. Eddie hated how she and Nancy came to sharing a single braincell lately.
"C'mon, let's take it easy on our brochacho. The matters of the heart aren't easy," Argyle said, words all considerate but his smirk was nothing but teasing, and Eddie wanted them all to just shut the fuck up.
There was a loud noise from the kitchen, and Eddie was up on his feet in an instant.
"Don't worry, I'm okay!" you called out before anyone could even say anything, to Eddie's relief, and he sat down again.
All of his friends were looking at him funny. What was this plot against him, honestly?
"What's going on?" he asked, waving his arms around in annoyance.
"Dude. Use a single neuron. You'll understand," Steve advised, letting out a dramatically exhausted sigh.
Eddie just stared back at them, one at a time, for several minutes. Trying to find the answers in one of his friends' eyes, or just hoping to be scary enough to make them tell him at once.
"I can't do this, he's the dumbest man alive," Jonathan said after a long while in silence.
What were you even doing in the kitchen for such a long time? Popcorn gets ready in like, five minutes.
"He's never been in love before, maybe he just doesn't recognize it," Steve pitched in, and he knew that information because Eddie had told him once.
What did it have to do with anything?
"What does being in love has anything to do with this? Who's in love here? No one's in lov-" he started, and then he stopped.
Thought about your smile, and that funny little laugh you saved only for his stupid jokes. The way you'd hug him tighter and longer than everyone else. The way you and Robin shared perfumes, a fragrance he didn't really like much, but on you he'd love - something about the way it'd interact with your natural skin smell, and it intoxicated him in the best of ways. He thought about how soft your skin was, and how he loved when you ran your fingers through his hair. He thought about how he thought about you first thing when he woke up, and he thought about you last thing before sleeping. How he thought about you even when asleep - how he'd dream of you, and him, your hands clasped together, your lips on his.
"Oh my god, I think I'm in love," he muttered.
"Congrats on being the last one to find out," Nancy answered. He just looked at her, freezing, hands trembling a little. "What are you thinking about so much, just go!" She nodded at the kitchen and, once again, Eddie was up on his feet in an instant.
He practically ran to the other room.
"Steve, your cabinets are a nightmare," you said, back turned to the door as you heard steps.
"Not Steve," he said, and you turned to face him. That smile, the one reserved just for him, on your lips.
"Eddie! Here to help me? Does anyone want something else?"
He just shook his head and walked closer to you. Took your hand on his, and your skin was just as soft as he thought about constantly.
"Is everything okay?" you asked.
He nodded, "Yeah, just came to a realization."
"Care to share with the class?" your words all teasing but your smile was nothing but sweet. He wanted to kiss you.
"I want to kiss you," he said out loud.
Your smile grew wider, "Well, do it, then."
And he did. And it was so much better than in his dreams. Yous lips were soft and tasted of whatever soda you were drinking, and your hands craddled his neck and you sure could feel his pulse going a million miles per second. But he didn't care, because you seemed eager for more, tongue poking at his lips and he let you in, and it was like fireworks exploding inside his head. He feelt fuzzy, and warm all over, and the happiest he's ever been. Because he's in love with you, he realized, and he was kissing you and you were kissing him back.
It felt like years before you separated, both panting a little.
"Oh, man, I like you so much," you mumbled, lips still almost pressed to his so he feelt every vibration in each of your words. It tingled him, head to toe, in and out.
"That's my realization," he responded, and you gave him another peck, and another one, and you were kissing him again when you heard steps behind you.
"C'mon, slow lovebirds, where's my damn popcorn? I wanna watch the sequel!" Robin showed up, picked up the popcorn bowl and her coke before leaving again.
You and Eddie laughed, and you gave him another peck, and another one, and you were kissing him again.
Neither of you got to watch much of the sequel.
#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson ficlet#stranger things#stranger things fanfic#stranger things fic#stranger things ficlet#lui's strange celebration#lsc 📖#lui writes
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i’m thinking about zosan.
thinking about sanji who says you’re the dumbest fucking man i’ve ever met but also god, i’m so in love with you it hurts and you call and i answer, because you’d do the same. i would move mountains to get to you if you needed me.
thinking about zoro who says you’re a priss and an ass and absolutely insufferable but also i’d fucking kill for you. i don’t know what i’d do if you ever got hurt because that would mean i failed to protect you and also i’ll be there. no matter what, i will be there. say my name and i’ll cross oceans for you.
zosan who bicker and fight and and snip at each other’s heels like they’re getting paid for it, but as soon as one of them actually gets hurt it’s over.
zoro takes a bullet to the side and sanji’s there, furious and incandescent in his rage, covering for him, fighting for the both of them because he can. he’s strong enough for zoro to be weak, just for a moment.
sanji gets a slash to the thigh and zoro’s tearing across the battlefield with a vengeance, desperately cutting down anything that gets in his way because they’re insignificant, they don’t matter, not now, not ever, not when sanji’s compromised.
and their love isn’t all just blind rage in the name of protectiveness, either; it’s the way sanji stocks up on zoro’s favourite liquor and yet still locks the cabinet to give zoro the satisfaction of stealing it and not getting caught. it’s the way zoro appears in the galley after dinner, gently taking the clean plates from sanji’s hands with a dishcloth, drying as sanji washes.
it’s the way their things keep shifting around until there are more of sanji’s clothes in zoro’s room than zoro’s, until zoro’s sword cleaning kit becomes a permanent fixture on sanji’s nightstand. they still decide to not share quarters; they’d really drive each other mad if they did. they’re the kind of people who need their own space.
but on the nights when the quiet gets a little too quiet and the silence gets a little too loud, they know where to go. they show up at each other’s doors in the middle of the night to crawl back into sleep-warm sheets and familiar arms; zoro runs hot and sanji runs cold, and it never gets too much of either.
the nightmares are vicious, with the lives they lead. the ghosts of their pasts are still very much alive when they close their eyes. but when it gets too much, there is always, always a door open. a designated side of the bed. soft reassurances mumbled half-asleep but no less concerned, no less tender, lips pressed to mussed hair, a second heartbeat, an anchor, a safe port to dock in the night.
and even when they don’t need the company they seek each other out anyway, simply because they can and they want to; late nights in the flickering light of the electric lamps, laughter hushed so that they don’t wake the others, curled together so closely they can’t tell which limbs belong to whom. it’s easy— warm and content and strong like the rhythm of the sea, and they don’t need to say anything to hear what they already know. i know you. you know me. i care for you. you care for me. i choose you and you choose me and i need you, i never learned how to love but by god will i try, because i’m learning from how you love me.
their love is a constant. it flows like the waves they sail, but it will never ebb— and it says we may fight and we may argue but i don’t care, i don’t care, i will be there. call for me. please. do not doubt me. do not doubt us. we may drift but you are the home i return to. i will come home, always. always, for you. to you.
#zosan#one piece zosan#op zosan#zoro x sanji#ronoroa zoro#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#they make me SICK#SICK I SAY#GGGJFHFHHFHDHDHDJHD#one piece sanji#one piece zoro#one piece#one piece but my heart is no longer in one piece because of these clowns
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a late-night drive with bokuto after a party. he finally met all your friends after a few months of dating and it went perfectly. of course it did, there isn't a person alive who can't fall in love with bokuto right after meeting him. you felt a little foolish for worrying so much.
it's a comfortable silence - something that doesn't happen often between you too since bokuto loves to talk about anything and everything.
but this time, you two were taking in the wonderful night you had and were listening to the music playing softly on the radio.
"you know..." bokuto says, speaking up for the first time. "your ex has got to be the dumbest person ever."
your head snaps over at bokuto, whose golden eyes are fixed on the road disappearing underneath the car. in all the time the two of you have been together, bokuto's never once mentioned your ex—the one who broke your heart and made you unable to open up to anyone until bokuto came along to put the pieces back together.
"what makes you say that?" you ask, feeling weird for even dancing around the topic of your ex.
bokuto reaches over and grabs your hand, his free hand still on the steering wheel. "just like...how could he give all of this up? i get to have you and your friends are all so wonderful..."
he shrugs his shoulders, a big smile on his face. "i just can't imagine anyone being dumb enough to let all of this go."
it might just be one of the sweetest things he's ever said to you and bokuto just brushes it off like it was some thought nagging at the back of his head.
tears well up in your eyes and as the silence comes back into the car, you're eternally grateful you have this man sitting beside you.
#bokuto x reader#hailyuu x reader#haikyu x reader#bokuto koutarou x reader#bokuto koutaro x reader#bokuto kotaro x reader#bokuto scenarios#🍑#🍑bokuto#based off an actual situation between me and my boyfriend 🥰
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Toji Fushiguro
Pairing: Toji Fushiguro x f!Reader
Summary: Toji is utterly is in love with you
Warnings: Pure Fluff
*Cute drabble because most of the Toji stuff I write is either heartbreaking or pure filth
Happiness. Toji has truly never known happiness. But tonight as you guide his feet, his hands on your waist while your arms are over his shoulders, he couldn’t be happier.
He can only focus on the beauty of your eyes, the spark that’s in them. You look so helplessly in love with him. And if that’s you, he can’t begin to imagine how much of a fool he looks like. He firmly believes that he loves you more than you love him.
He can’t fathom the thought of your heart beating rapidly, as if it’s about to beat out of your chest just at the mere thought of him. Because there’s nothing special about him, but you on the other hand– You’re the woman of his dreams.
He’d never thought he’d find this kind of love. He can’t believe this is his reality. Sleeping alone and cold each night was his reality, but now you warm up the bed. Your melodious laugh, better than any song, filling up the room as he makes some dumb joke. He says the dumbest things ever known to man just to hear your laugh.
“Are you real?” He asks, his eyes shifting from his feet to your face. He doesn’t want to step on your feet, but at the same time he can’t stop looking at you. Your beautiful face. Your gorgeous eyes. Your jaw-dropping smile.
“I am. Do you need me to step on you to confirm it?” You joke, making a chuckle leave his lips. Anything you say can make him laugh– Or cry. You make him so emotional. So weak. Toji would call any other man weak for being so sensitive, but now he understands as he holds you.
“I need you.” He mutters, almost inaudible. It would’ve been drowned out by the music that plays in the background if you weren’t attentive to his every word. He can’t bring himself to say it out loud because he finds it pathetic. Depending on someone else for happiness and stability.
But any fool would understand if they got to hold you for a minute or so. To feel the softness of your lips on theirs. You look at the eyes that go soft for you. The spark that’s in your eyes doesn’t compare to the one that’s in his’. “I need you too, Toji.”
He brings his head down and presses his forehead against yours. He presses his lips against yours. It makes the biggest smile appear on his face. Your kisses are a source of happiness. No. You’re a source of happiness. All of you.
“I love you.” He says. He stares at your eyes for a minute straight, taking in all of the beauty behind them. Until he hears a cry, and he quickly apologizes, “I’m so sorry, baby. I didn’t mean to step on you.”
“I know, honey.” You respond, holding back a tear because it isn’t easy when a grown man steps on your foot. “And I love you too.”
This is the reason he’s alive. Holding you and dancing with you like this. He didn’t quite get the feeling at first, but now he does.
You continue to guide his feet, his hands on your waist while your arms are over his shoulders, he couldn’t be happier. Toji now knows and understands this feeling. Happiness.
#toji imagine#fushiguro toji#toji zenin#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#jjk toji#toji fluff#toji x y/n#toji drabbles#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#i love this man sm
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Brozone Headcanon pt2 ft their Voice Actors mentioned…..
John Dory:
-when ever his parents introduced him to his baby brother he would asked his parents if they could return them back to where they came from…
-He copy’s everything that Eric Andre dose he’s eric Andre biggest fan
-Eric Andre Once called John Dory a Amazon box or has mistaken John Dory for an Amazon box
-John Dory once try to sell all of his baby brothers because they couldn’t hit the perfect family harmony which made Floyd cry so loud that John got in trouble
-just like Floyd who chased troye Sivan John would chase Eric Andre for miles
-Eric and John would be good friends John would even embarrass his brother in front of Eric 
-After Trolls band together; he will probably hangout with the snack pack cuz poppy made him after branch said “Poppy No!”
-He tells dads/uncle jokes to the snack pack
-The fashion Twins Looks up to John Dory for some reason
-The younger brother play pranks and tricks on him
-Floyd pranks on John Dory was the cruelest of them all back in their bands days John was protective of baby branch Floyd thought it would be funny to hide branch in his hair and told John that branch has been kidnapped by some fans which cause John to panic and called the cops and cancel shows….
-John Dory “Hates Creek.” Despite never meeting him b/c branch told him about creek betrayal
-John was secretly there during barb rock-apocalypse that’s how he knew branch was still alive (That’s my biggest theory)
-He moves around without making a sound so he will appear out of thin air without making a sound just like branch
-John Dory gets along with most trolls
-King peppy; still holds grudges against John cuz he played a prank on king peppy back in the days telling him that his daughter viva has been taken by Bergens (Now I know where Floyd gets that from)
-He cussed a lot even in front of Bruce kids Bruce would make Jonh eat literal soap
-John Dory and clay still have beef w each other (They would secretly get along when no one around)
-Branch caught both clay and John bonding together but they deny it
-Clay was probably Jonh Dory favorite brother beside branch
-Probably screams like a little girl
-John has a harder time opening up his feelings to clay since the two has some grudges against each other
-when branch,poppy and tiny diamond walk out on them Bruce and Clay didn’t stop Jonh Dory from parking on the spot maybe they try too but John refuse to listen to them “reserved for brozone” it was probably Jonh Dory most dumbest moment even Floyd was shaking his head on how dumb his square brother was
-will stare at his brother when sleeping (totally not creepy at all right)
-Beside chasing Eric Andre around John Dory stalk clay the most out of the brothers
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Bruce:
-made John Dory ate soap because he keeps cussing in front of his 13 little angels 🥺
-He meet Daveed diggs when he came into his restaurant he and daveed became good friends and he became a regular at Bruce restaurant
-That dude loves hugs he will hug anyone and anything 🫣 he once hugged a cactus brandy spend hours taking the spikes off Bruce
-Bruce would love to be in a musical theater w daveed
-Bruce would describe John Dory as the Wicked Witch of the West
-Bruce also describe clay as the tin man, Floyd as dorothy, branch as the scarecrow and Bruce would describe Queen poppy as the good witch and also describe himself as the lion
-Bruce always talks or quote stuff from any musical when talking to his brother or anyone in general even his kids who dose not get the reference
-Bruce is a smooth talker
-He still got that charm ;)
-Bruce listen to what ever his kids listen too
-Bruce along with clay try to stop Amazon box Dory from parking at the “Reserved for Brozone.” At mount rageous but failed
-Bruce also called John Dory a potty mouth even back in the days
-Bruce didn’t cause much trouble beside giving people wet Willy’s (mostly his brothers)
-Bruce is happy on Vcay island 🏝️
-when he visit pop troll village all of poppy friends would surround him with hugs (that dude will hug anyone) he kiss one of poppy friends hands causing them both to faint *cough cough* satin and chenille
-Bruce always act like he’s living in the Wizard of Oz for some reason
-Bruce asked guy Diamond if he could babysit tiny diamond but branch knows what’s up
-Bruce loves his kids but he hella adore tiny diamond b/c he’s so small (I also adore tiny he’s so cute 🥰)
-he would go to prison for attempting to kidnap guy Diamond child but guy Diamond bailed him out and he could understand why Bruce wanted tiny b/c they bonded and how well Bruce took care of tiny
-After band together; tiny would beg guy Diamond to marry Bruce “Ayo, Daddy can this big hair purple dude be my other daddy please 🥺👉🏻👈🏻”
-guy Diamond and Bruce would be good friends exchanging dad’s advice…
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Clay:
-missed John Dory the most despite having beef with an Amazon box poor dude missed his big Amazon box brother
-Went to a kid Cudi concert and meet him back stage and he started being his little assistant but left cause he’s a licensed CPA Fools
-He’s and branch share the same exact personality
-He would also describe Jonh Dory as the Wicked witch of the west
-He and viva are like branch and poppy ✨
-Clay and Bruce still hung out with each other before the Bergens escape clay sent a letter telling Bruce that he was alive cuz Bruce was worried sick during his stay at Vcay island
-Clay is the tallest (How is he tall sjshshshs)
-Clay makes fun of John Dory heights
-Clay dose not eat sweet
-Clay has contact name for his brother which are name by Viva she gave him that idea…
John Dory: Square Fish head
Bruce: Grapes
Floyd: Fro-yo
Branch: Blueberries
-Clay has a masters degree?
-John Dory always calls clay for inconvenience stuff
-Clay loves April fools his pranks are scary af even bitty B wasn’t safe around the house during April fools days
-Clay can rap
-Clay will roast each one of his brothers he roasts John the hardest and Floyd the lightest since Floyd is sensitive clay would often roast Floyd with nice words instead of insults 😮💨
-Floyd is clingy to clay when they were younger
-Clay adore Floyd still dose at this point
-Clay would often talk about Jonh and Floyd the most to viva and the others trolls
-Clay would rather be locked up in a room with a Bergens rather than his own brother John cuz he had a harder time expressing his feelings towards him
-after trolls band together: Clay,branch and Floyd would have a day where they do stuff together like a younger siblings stuff
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Floyd:
-edits himself on every single one of Troye Sivan posted (totally not edit by me doe 🫣)
-would kill for Troye Sivan
-Wants to do a song collab w Troye Sivan
-Troye got a restraining order on Floyd what??
-plays pranks on John Dory a lot where he tell John Dory that branch has been kidnapped back in the days which cost him to freak he never trust Floyd afterwards
-his favorite show is “The Idol” because troye Sivan is in it duhh
-Floyd is a grandma boy :)
-Grandma Rosiepuff gives branch and Floyd the most kisses and attention
-Floyd had live with rocks trolls during his solo days
-he is claustrophobic (From being locked up in a diamond prison)
-Floyd listen to Twice so he’s a “Once.” 😙
-His favorite member is probably Momo or sana
-He likes Newjeans song “Super Shy & OMG”
-He dose the best Troye Sivan impression
-Floyd is still afraid of Velvet & Venner 🥺
-Floyd has no clue what happen after he got out of the diamond prison
-Dose Kpop cover dances and stuff
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Branch:
-his Bts bias is Rap monster cuz he reminds branch of clay and his blackpink bias is Jisoo (She’s really underrated show some love to jisoo 1 like = love for jisoo 🥹🫶🏻💕)
-He got poppy into kpop aswell
-He used to follow Floyd around when he was younger
-Also a Grandma boy along w Floyd 🫶🏻
-He miss grandma Rosiepuff the most 🥺
-“Singing killed my grandma!” Was his quote even poppy and the snack pack would rephrase it
-He also Listen to Ariana Grande his favorite song is “Yes, and?” And “I wish I hated you” and no tears left to cry and so on
-He would answer almost every question by saying “Yes,and?” Or “No,and” especially to his brothers
-he definitely has gone through phrases (not even one that his brother knows only poppy dose)
-He once got beef with Justin Timberlake b/c they sound alike but they made up for it and confused people with their voices
-Branch is literally the troll size Justin Timberlake 🤧
-Branch went into Floyd room one time and saw massive posters of troye sivan even one that was edit w him and Floyd ._. And even a Pillow of himdon’t ask what Floyd dose w it
-Branch loves all his brothers ✨
-when branch was a baby he has gone through phrases where he would bite his brother Floyd was use to branch bites since they sting like a bee..
-He won’t even try biting Floyd cause Floyd was use to it but for his three older brothers is a hell of a ride
-Branch once got Justin Timberlake to gather Eric,daveed,kid Cudi and troye, to a get together with the brozone brothers troye would sit far away from Floyd as possible ;-;
-Branch would ask king peppy for baby pictures of poppy or viva since she has baby pics of him
-Branch likes it when his brother baby him around just not in front of Queen poppy or anyone else
-Branch don’t need sleep 💤 (HE NEEDS SOME SLEEP YALL!)
-Branch would quote songs when talking like “If anyone gonna love you Queen poppy it’s Gonna be me.” Or “It’s gonna be May~” you get the idea right…
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P.S I kinda want to see the Brozone Voice Actor do a video together or even the hot ones video 🫨🥹
#dreamworks#trolls#trolls band together#trolls fandom#trolls movie#dreamworks trolls#brozone headcanons#trolls headcanons#dreamworks trolls headcanon#brozone#trolls floyd#trolls john dory#trolls bruce#trolls clay#trolls branch#brozone branch#brozone clay#brozone floyd#brozone bruce#brozone john dory#trolls brozone voice actors mentioned#trolls 3#trolls x reader#funny headcanon
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Audiodrama Sunday 4/7/2024
Lots of stuff to listen to this week. I really need to stop starting these writeups at 11:30pm on Sunday evening.
Loved the new Dear Liisphyra this week. I thought that the sponsor for this episode was really funny. I laughed out loud and looked like to an insane person to some guy I was walking past when they said that every weapon box comes with 50 feet of hempen rope.
Season 2 finale of @backagainpodcast! Man I love the themes of this show. It's such a well written tragedy, the dramatic irony is so good. Also I desperately want to know more about the other Soldier. We know several very relevant details about him but very little else.
New @spoutlore-blog was fun. Billie is such a good character, Jessica plays the "immortal child" trope so well. This show really puts the coolest worldbuilding you've ever heard with the dumbest dick jokes in existence. I still haven't gotten over the spider and the hummingbird.
Speaking of Spout Lore, the new Rude Tales of Magic episode has Abdul Aziz as a guest. He was a great guest, his style of humor fits perfectly with the setting of Piss Harbor. Are all the characters he plays street rats with a heart of gold. Excited to see who they bring on as guests in the future. They had Zac Oyama a few episodes ago, I would be excited to see more Dimension 20 people.
The new @midstpodcast was super interesting! Every episode in this season they've introduced another way that the Trust is incredibly fucked up. Why can't we go back to the Mother's Merciful, they were so nice.
Somehow I fell behind on @storiesfromylelmore. I'm not sure how that happened, I think my podcatcher didn't update or something, because I've been listening to new episodes of this show immediately. The second most recent episode was great, with Rion going through werewolf puberty. The most recent episode had some really good character work, with character development for all 3 main characters. I love this show so much.
New episode of SCP: Find Us Alive. A new Dash Two being created is really interesting, we've only had Dumptruck and Hiway Robbery for so long it's weird for there to be a third one. Where did they even get a bird?
I reached the crossover with Forgive Me in @kingmakerpod. Forgive Me is such a grounded show, especially by audiodrama standards, which tend to be way out there, so it's so funny when they cross over with shows that have such a wildly different tone and premise. The character interactions were on point though.
@camlannpod the fairy world! This show continues to have really cool takes on myths. The idea that you can shed a Name simply by going by something else is interesting. Could some random person start going by Lancelot and gain magical powers? The reveal at the end was great too, both from a worldbuilding standpoint and a character perspective.
Man that really was a lot. Lots of stuff to look forward to next week as well!
#audiodrama sunday#audiodrama#audio fiction#dear liisphyra#back again back again#back again pod#spout lore#spout lore podcast#rude tales of magic#midst#midst podcast#midst pod#stories from ylelmore#stories from ylelmore podcast#scp: find us alive#the kingmaker histories#kingmaker podcast#camlann pod#camlann podcast
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Their Arms Round Him, Pressed As Though Forever
(A/N: happy birthday @philistiniphagottini !!! My tumblr bestie who has never failed to endorse my filthy ideas and shenanigans, ily so much bby 🩷🩷)
No warnings; also fun fact: kakashi was my first anime crush 💘
Konoha has been far too quiet. With the war finally over, you've dutifully kept your eyes peeled for your beloved husband's return, anxiously awaiting a sign from him, from his ninken, from anyone.
Yet he has not returned to you. It has now been weeks, with no sign of your lover, and you grow anxious.
You've done everything you could, from venturing out into the wilderness surrounding the village, to haunting the hallways of the hospital. Yet he has not returned. The only reassurances you have are from his squad members, and you grow restless from those as well.
Your heart aches once more. Another day gone by, yet no progress was made.
As you watch the moon rise with tears in your eyes, you heave out a heavy sigh and sluggishly prepare for bed. Another plate of leftovers for the fridge tonight.
"Where are you, you silly man..." you wonder aloud, stumbling into the bathroom only to stare at your own reflection.
Your hair is terrible. There are dark bags under your bloodshot eyes. You haven't washed your face in days, maybe even weeks.
You sigh. "I look like shit."
"Just a little bit."
With a scream, you jump away from the sound, scrambling to grab a weapon to defend yourself from this intruder, until warm hands wrap around your wrists and a body presses against you. Silver hair tickles your nose.
"Sorry I'm late. I had some business to take care of," your husband murmurs into your ear, softly kissing the skin in apology. "I'm home."
He smells of the woods, and antiseptic, and his ninken. He smells alive.
Tears stain your eyelids. Nothing you do could stop them from spilling down your cheeks. And you weep in his arms, finally able to let the stones on your chest fall to the ground so you can breathe.
"Deep breaths, love. You're gonna choke on your own air," he chuckles humorlessly. "I'm here now. I'm sorry I took so long. I wanted you to see this."
His warm hands gently wipes your eyes dry, briefly cradling your face in his palms before pulling away and reaching into his pocket to pull out a small box. "The Cloud Village is known for its steel jewelry... I figured I'd get a souvenir for you."
You jokingly pout at him. "That is one of the most dumbest reasons I've heard from you so far," you sniffle.
But you smile nonetheless, and when he pulls out the necklace, you let him clasp it on you.
But nothing could compare to the way he wraps his arms around you once more, wordlessly letting you know that he isn't disappearing again.
And he presses you close to his heart as the moon continues to rise, and you know that he is with you. Now and forever.
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A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAGA!! I'm so sorry it took so long to get out, school has been rough 😭 but I hope you like this short and sweet fluff!!
#naruto#kakashi hatake#kakashi x reader#forgive me for the shortness it's been a long week 😭#law school is a b*tvh rip
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the worst sin about the worst of evil was its lack of passion. I've always said it was a fun! show to watch, and I still think it is. But the last 3 episodes made it even worse to see how much potential they wasted. The script at least tried with Gi Cheol and Hae Ryeon, but Junmo and Euijeong? It never felt like Junmo actually liked Gi Cheol (that's why it's wild to me people even saw homoerotic subtext), therefore it always felt like Gi Cheol was the dumbest guy alive for actually believing Junmo was loyal to him. Junmo felt more loyal to Chief Seo than any person in this show, really. And Euijeong? What happened to the conflicted wife who brought a gun to a date, who was willing to put herself in that position in order to save the two men she loved? It's not In Se Mi's fault, she did the best she could, but the script never allowed those conflicts to fully arise. They were so focused on doing a hong kong gangster movie homage they forgot about the most important aspect of it all, that it isn't the aesthetics (that they got it right), but the passion. Junmo saving Gi Cheol's life is so meaningless because it never felt like he cared. At least with Hae Ryeon we got that amazing scene in which he realizes how much he cares, but that was so little. It should've been much more. And what is more disappointing is that if they didn't have the guts to fully commit to the couples they set up (Gi Cheol and Euijeong/Hae Ryeon and Junmo) the LEAST they could do was to commit to Euijeong and Junmo, especially after everything they did to save one another. Yes, life will be miserable now, but they should be together, even if they're miserable. But they're so cowards they couldn't commit to an ending that has any passion in it, so Gi Cheol dies in the arms of the woman he loved, he is shot by the man he trusted the most... But I don't feel anything? Because it never felt like those people cared! The passion is not even about couples being together, but about loving each other and being willing to kill for each other even if they've been betrayed. One of the best scenes in Heartless City is when Jin Sook learns that Baeksa is a cop. She has raised him all his life, she's one of the people he trusts the most and she's in it with him. She's a criminal. And once she learns that she cries! She says how hard it must've been for him, she said they should congratulate him for being a cop! Like she knew what his being a cop meant for all of them, but at that moment she was just sad because she never got a chance to say how proud she was for him to have become one. It's been 10 years since I've seen that show and I still remember that scene. And then you go into The Worst of Evil and they have everything to make something even crazier than what HC was, they could make people do insane things because they learned to trust and love the enemy... but no? It's just so disappointing. It's not a bad show, it's just a show that never fully commits to being anything but aesthetics and fun fights. If they were so keen on killing Gi Cheol, the least they could do was make us feel something more than "poor Wi Ha Joon dying again on another drama". Being for real, do we like his character or do we just like WHJ in general? I'm just... sad this ending was boring and it could've been so much more if they hadn't forgotten about the characters' motivations.
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Do you mind dumping all of your thoughts on ebina for us?
i dont even know where to begin on ebina he just sucks major horse cock and i cant be swayed on this but ill put it under the cut for everyones sake. this is rambly as hell too idc i refuse to spend any more time thinking about ebina more than i already do
like what is his purpose. like i KNOW his purpose but it sucks- him being a Plot Twist baby is the dumbest shit in the world and they dont even ATTEMPT to do anything meaningful with it i do not care what anyone says
why even HAVE HIM be related to ichiban if he never even interacts with ichi in a meaningful way, esp when ichi's whole theme is family-- WHEN THE GAME IS LITERALLY ABOUT ICHI MEETING HIS MOM (or it was until they decided they didnt care about akane in the plot anymore)
like we mentioned it before here but if you have to have ebina related to a yakuza from the past for his ol Bring Down The Yakuza gig then why not make him an orphan from kazama's orphanage ???? literally nothing wouldve changed except it would've made more sense with how much kiryu deals with him instead of ichi. it wouldve been a great way to round things off with kiryu's saga too, what with having to confront the consequences of kazama's actions directly and finally and officially burst that fanatic bubble of his (i dont wanna HEAR nothing about gaiden that's not enough for me im GREEDY). theres something in here too about kiryu and daigo but i cant articulate it... i just know that wouldve been better too .... something something kiryu brought daigo into this life and now that he sees kazama 'bring' ebina into this life hes projecting ... idk ..
the game def didnt seem to give a fuck that ebina was arakawa's son considering they fucking revealed it in a bland-ass in-game cutscene FROM DAIGO OF ALL PEOPLE daigo respectfully why the fuck do you know this
i dont know how many people watch my streams but i was so obnoxious about ebina's villain monologue before his fight because its just ...... it just SCREAMS Hey You Guys Remember Aoki Right. fucking Masumi Arakawa Had Two Sons: One Who Loved Him And One Who Hated Him LITERALLY SHUT UP AND DIE I HATE YOU MASATO ARAKAWA WAS RIGHT THERE AND HE DID IT BETTER THAN YOU fucking stealing his bleach japan shit too. you might be able to steal bleach japan and piss me off about it the entire time because fucking everyone and their grandmother besides zhao seems to have forgotten fucking bleach japan but you can NOT steal Number One Hater Son from masato arakawa GET AWAY FROM HER 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 'why did masumi arakawa have to get himself killed' BECAUSE HIS NUMBER ONE HATER SON HAD HIM KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS A BETTER HATER THAN YOU SHUT UP
another thing that pissed me off to no end was the sawashiro shit fuckin Oh He Kept Him Alive Because He Wanted Him To Stop Him SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU . i really wouldve preferred if they just killed sawashiro like old man why are you here- WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO SEE YOUR EYE GET GOUGED but im getting off topic. NOTHING bout what we've seen from ebina could convince me he Wanted To Be Stopped like absolutely nothing i dont want to hear this bullshit excuse. it is MERELY just reminding me of ichi being like 'i wish i couldve been there to stop you' @ aoki and its making me pissed
like im the only person who cares this intensely because im the only person who likes aoki enough like this and im trying NOT to mention him so much and just focus on ebina but its just so annoying... like its impossible NOT to see the parallels, especially when the game is practically bashing it into my brain every three seconds. like if we're talking aoki/masato-adjacent antags then i like eiji so its not the fact that HE IS aoki adjacent that pisses me off its just that he has no agency OUTSIDE of being a ghost of him. like there's nothing interesting about him in the slightest and he's barely even on screen why are you forcing me to give a fuck about this twat. if anything the one aoki thing i wish they did mirror onto him was dying at the end i do not care about this man
#iw spoilers#spoilers#snap chats#i think these are all my thoughts. or at least the very basics#point is Resident Aoki Fan Hates The Guy Reminiscent Of Aoki more at 11#its like .... aoki was an interesting antagonist for his reasons you cant just frankenstein them onto this rando motherfucker#most deviantart oc ass backstory too literally kill yourself#OK IM DONE FR NOW. i wanna DRAW TODAY#maybe ill finally update my ichi blog cause ive had a post sketched for weeks but i keep getting distracted on sundays#im also driving back to school later so .... heres to hoping i have energy tonight vjeLVKERJ#im drawing other bullshit rn .. lol..
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Future Career Headcannons for the Characters from Revolutionary Girl Utena, after they escape Ohtori
Anthy Himemiya: Work in/ own a flower shop. Utena suggests this to Anthy herself in the show after Anthy tells her that she only wishes for a future where she can keep tending to her flowers. Anthy smiles at the suggestion.... IF not that... well I got the idea for this after reading a fanfic where Anthy is a veterinary. That would make a good second option for Anthy since animals, like flowers, where her comforts during her imprisonment as the Rose Bride. Also of course she would find Utena, and they could be together without Akio and the games getting in their way,
Utena Tenjô: A Securtiy Gaurd. So in the show Utena is very Chivalrous and wants to protect people "to be like a Noble Prince". Her intentions come from a good place and are not necessarily bad in of themselves. An active job, where she could protect/help people would be good for her. But she also has difficulty sometimes understanding the complexity of others problems, and is prone to being manipulated. I decided against suggesting "Police Officer" because then she could be manipulated again, by a more corrupted Chief/Head of Squadron. I think a security guard would be a better job for her because there is more structure and a clearer (necessary) objective. Observing a surrounding putting a stop to any fight/trouble that break out suits Utena more than investigative questioning or arresting bad guys does.
Touga Kiryuu: I believe Touga is alive in the Anime and head cannon that he grew up into a: Hairstylist. He was a bit of a hard one because I could only really think of one time in the show where he seemed like he genuinely liked or was happy doing something; and that was when he was playing with the kitten. Now he can foster stray cats on the side as a hobby/volunteer work (probably the only volunteer work he would ever do) but it won't pay his bills. So I had to think harder. Now apparently his abusive relationship with his adoptive father is cannon across the board (shudders because no one deserves that). That man is the one who made Touga grow his hair long, and one thing the fandom seems to universally agree Touga should do for himself if/when he is finally able to get away from the bad people in his life is to cut his hair short. Well I actually think that once he is free learning about all different ways to cut and style hair would be something he would really enjoy. It might also be theraputic to be in an enviroment where he gets to exsursize this knowledge/activity regualrly. Lastly hair stylists at shops can sometimes be flirty and chatty to customers, and some will act flamboyant too. I imagine Touga's chair would be pretty popular. Don't date your customers Touga
Kyouichi Saionji: A cook. Saionji might be the most unstable character in the duels. He actually got kicked out of the duels and the school,saw the world outside...came back to Ohtori on his own. Met a girl he could have a happy and healthy relationship with. Decided that was wrong/to much for him, and left her to rejoin a system he knew just wanted to abuse and manipulate him. He is both the dumbest character show and the most aware: From the upside down castle, to the more dangerous parts of loving someone, to Touga's BS, to Akio... Saionji knows it is all fake but always clings to it... except for one breif episode where he took a break and did some pretty positive things for himself... In episode 27 "Nanami's egg" Saionji decides the moon and weather are "beautiful" tonight and that he will leave school grounds on his own and go camping. He also decided to cook (a traditionally feminine role... made all the more feminine by him dawning a frilly apron) his own food. He is out of school, he unconcerned with appearing all powerful and completely masculine. He is relaxed and smiling. Nanami came up to him and tried to instigate a fight, which Saionji responded to by remaing calm and trying to gently talk her down. You have this one moment where Saionji is being completely non-toxic and its peaceful. He is still far from perfect (At least one, and possibly all, of his eggs he found on the forest floor. Not very hygienic). But still, teach the man what a grocery store is and let him cook more meals (and wear more frilly aprons). Maybe he can camp more when he has time off
.... On that note I do ship TougaxSaionji in season 3, and post show. So if they go camping together they will need a pet-sitter for Touga's foster cats. Maybe Nanami can do it? That would be a nice way for her to make up for and show growth after killing Touga's kitten from their childhood.
Nanami Kiryuu: I just mentioned Nanami so I might as well do her next. This girl is gonna want to be a T.V. Reporter. Possibly a weather girl at first, but most likely her goal would be to be a event "gossip" reporter. She is one of the most difficult ones to for groups/people to impress. and many of her questions an comments are super random and outlandish and their is no way to be prepared for what she might say/do. Her viewers though it eat it all up and consider her to be the funniest personnel on T.V. Working as the shows Lead Producer Nanami's long time, platonic, childhood friend: Mitsuru Tsuwabuki. Yeah I don't really ship these two as anything more than good friends..Their show ages aside, I notice that their relationship mostly becomes unhealthy when one tries to make it romantic. But do show genuine care for each other in a platonic sense and are kind enough that you hope their friendship lasts. So yeah instead of them becoming husband and wife with 2.5 kids, make them partners in "crime" (a.k.a buisness) with Nanami being the face and Tsuwabuki being the brains, just as it was between them in the show (as opposed to Nanami's relationship with her cronies where it was flipped).
Miki Kaoru: A math teacher/professor. I very much do not want Miki to grow up to become a concert pianist. The piano is a beautiful instrument and playing it is a wonderful skill. Since teachers do not make that much, Miki can always have a secondary side job tutoring kids in playing it on the weekends. But do not let the piano continue to be the center of his life when it is also such a symbol of his own nativity, and how he has been manipulated into serving others. Both Touga and Akio use the Piano to get Miki to do what they want in the duels. But we also learn that his father used to exploit him and Kozue as publicity tools (which sadly broke them apart). Notice that "The Sunlight Garden" is such a famous piece that even Utena has heard of it, but no one has heard that Miki is the one who originally composed it. He got no credit. He also admits that he kept playign as he started to grow up mostly out of nostalgia for when he and Kozue were younger and had an easier time getting along. Miki's academic success has always felt "just his" in a way that the piano did not, and it has more to do with his present and future than his past. Math seems like it's his best subject, and he is able to be both an effective teacher and develop a positive relationship with Utena and Anthy, when he agree's to tutor them in it. (Up until Anthy has to go and start playing that piano song.) So in adulthood I hope Miki can, not necessarily give up the piano (forget his early childhood), but give his other talents (other stages of his life) some more focus. Math Teacher/Professor Miki, who maybe tutors in music on the side.
Juri Arisugawa: Own a bowling Ally. Juri's three main extra curricular in the anime are fencing, modeling, and bowling. Fencing is her main one. She is acting head of the fencing team. My reasons for not making "Champion Fencer" her career are similar to the ones I gave for not making "Concert Pianist" Miki's. It was an talent and hobby of Juri's that was exploited by both the games and others, and is surround by so much negativity. She took up her sword to prove that miracles do not exist, even though she wishes she believed in them. Also Miki was her only friendly relationship on that Team. All her other subordinates feared her, and she was terrified of Ruka, who was known to be stronger than her. I also rejected Modeling because then Juri would work for an agent and model products that a designer or company wants to make money selling. I definitely think Juri should be her own boss, just in a less hostile environment than Ohrito's fencing team. I like what she said about bowling in "Nanami's Egg": how she does it just because she "thinks it feels good". In what I think was episode 37 Juri states "I used to only think about myself... now I cannot stop think about myself". To me her statment implies that she wants to start thinking more about things that make her happy rather than sad. Juri has got to have some money saved from modeling gigs and Fencing tournaments. Let Juri use that as Seed money to open up a bowling ally, that she can make into a play where she and other can go, and play, and just feel good/happy doing so. Make that Juri's miracle to believe in.
Kozue Kaoru: A School Guidance Counselor. For her I am going the route of "be the person you needed growing up". Kozue is protective of people. You see that in her pushing down the teacher she thought was groping Miki.... except that the teacher was not groping Miki, he was trying to ease Miki's worries. He had his arm around Miki elbow, not his backside like Kozue thought; and Miki was laughing because of a joke not because he was being flirted with. (Has Kozue ever seen her brother try to flirt/react to flirting? Miki is a panicked shaking mess). Both Miki and Kozue were used in a way by adults when they kids, and then again in the duels as teens. Kozue seems to understand that they were used for others pleasures (social/status pleasures first, then other ways) in a way Miki did not. But, she also continuously seeks out relationships where she will still be used and craves, yet rejects, more emotional ones. Examples being how she is mentioned to have several boyfriends that she is physical with but does not have any kind of emotion to them. She yells that she does not need her parents, and then goes out with an adult man the night she learns her dad is getting married again. Lastly she refuses the homemade milkshake her brother makes her saying "I cannot have anything that sweet", does she mean the milkshake or the gesture? The PoBaW comment "We accept the love we think we deserve" really fits Kozue and how she allows other to love her. But she has moments of stepping away from this "I only deserve to be loved as a tool" mindset, Like when she let Miki take care of her at home after "fainting from anemia" or the couple times she goofs off at the piano; when it is just her and trusted friends, who do not care if she is plays the key sloppy. She is making baby steps towards a healthier mindset on relationships in the show. If she can build on that, post Akio and Anthy, then maybe, like Utena, she could use what she went through to keep protecting the "Inocent children" she relates her past too.
Also Maybe she and Miki could work in the same school (NOT Ohtori, but a good school) ,and that way they could still have time together, while also doing their own thing.
Shiori Takatsuki: Well the first thing I want her to be is as far away from Juri as possible. Sorry to people who ship them, but give me one healthy or not toxic moment between them? One moment after their early childhood where one makes the other happy? One moment were being around the other doesn't make them remember just how miserable and angry they are? Pretty much every relationship in the show has some kind of skill/wealth/power imbalance between them, and some kind of love and hate balance too. Utena and Anthy are the main ones, but all the secondary characters were meant to have relationships that mirror certain aspects of UtenaxAnthy. If Touga and Saionji (who at least have some moments of working through their issues together) are a parallel to Utena and Anthy, than I always saw Juri and Shori as a warning sign to them... that if you are not careful and do not work on things then hate, jealousy, and toxicity can destroy once loving relationships. So for these reasons I do not want her to be Juri's business partner, or even run a similar business as Juri's Bowling Ally. Shori would always see Juri's establishment as better, because she saw everything Juri did as better than her, and would never be able to enjoy her own work. Instead maybe she could find some enjoyment in a completely different field. One that maybe doesn't really suit Juri in the long run. Shori is just as pretty as Juri, a little more girly, very social, and she likes being part of a team and relying on others. I think she would be a good model period, not just in comparison to her old rivial.
Wakaba Shinohara: A Nurse. Do I really need to explain this one? Wakaba is like the most caring soul imaginable. She has wonderful optimism, great bedside manner, and is not afraid to call people out on not taking proper care of themselves. Plus I could see her having romantic fantasy's about some rich and successful man coming to stay at the hospital while he was sick, and falling in love with her due to the excellent care she took of him. Let her have her day dreams. The girl would be a fantastic nurse either way.
Keiko Sonoda: It is late and I so not want to pretend Keiko was that deep or complex of of a character. She was a lackey to the queen bee. She hated being a lackey but liked being a bully, because she kept doing that even after Nanami lost her crown. Underneath all that she falls really hard for her crushes, and likes to dress up... So either she can be a housewife to a (hopefully) nice man, or maybe she can go into clothing design.
Tatsuya Kazami: A therapist/Life Coach. The Blackrose tried to manipulate his unresolved feelings for another into making him duel. Something they have sucessfully done to more than 100 others before. But despite Tatsuya's pain over learing his crush loved someone else, and Mikage (a.k.a Akio and Anthy) doing everything that has worked numerous times before, Tatsuya is able to calm himself down. He changes his persepctive and decides "You know what? I don't need to be this upset. My crush liking someone else right now isn't the worst thing in the world. They probably will not date forever. I care about her enough to stay friends and wait for her to decide to give me a chance." Tatsuya did not need a sword. He beat Mikage, depression, despair, and anger all down, with just a few minutes and a handful of sentences.
Mamiya, Mikage, Kanae, and Ruka:.... Well they all die, so they will not grow up to be anything. Very tragic. I suppose not everyone was going to be able to leave that school alive.
#Anthy Himemiya#utena tenjou#touga kiryuu#Kyouichi Saionji#nanami kiryuu#Mitsuru Tsuwabuki#Miki Kaoru#Juri Arisugawa#kozue kaoru#Shori Takatsuki#Wakaba Shinohara#Keiko Sonoda#Tatsya Kazami#Utena X Anthy#Touga X Saionji#Platonic Nanami X Tswabuki#Platonic Nanami X Mitsuru#Kiryuu Siblings#Kaoru Siblings
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Losers Hc's
I have so many personal Loser Hc's that just live in my head and I just want to share them. I wanna put them somewhere so I'm putting them here. Some hints of Poly Losers
Ben
He has a peanut allergy, idk why, it's the vibes
Until he met Bev his wardrobe consisted of nerdy t-shirts with awful puns. You know what I'm talking about.
Secretly loves Twilight (him and Richie watch it together)
His favorite drink is lemonade, iykyk
Keeps fish! Like really big aquarium set ups and he actually designs some of the decor. Can't keep any aquarium plants alive tho
Mike
loves the smell of cashmere and just collects candles in general
I've mentioned picnics with him before (the ones he takes with Bev and Eddie) but he also likes to make little finger sandwiches and wears fancy sun hats on said picnics
hates the taste of olives, my man is anti olives
bringing this up again, but he had a stuff tigger as a kid and when he's an adult he keeps it in a shadow box
also he's a bit of a technophobe, he had a flip phone until the Losers literally made him upgrade, it was difficult for group texts
Eddie
red shorts this, red shorts that, consider him wearing overalls! He has a whole collection for every kind of weather and they're adorble
not much of a gamer but went through a really intense minecraft stage, the other losers refused to play with him
he loves traveling. Sonia never allowed him to go anywhere so as an adult he goes everywhere. Constantly taking trips and planning the next place to explore. Also he tries to travel with the Losers if they're going somewhere for work. Richie to L.A., Bill to London, Bev to Italy for fashion shows
secret huge ya novels nerd (don't tell Bill)
he's really into fancy coffee. Has an espresso machine in the kitchen and tries to make little designs in the foam and is constantly watching aesthetic coffee videos
Richie
pretends to like horror movies but is actually baby, he covers his eyes the whole time
He owned a ferret, his name was Todd. Eddie and Stan pretended to hate it but the creature grew on them
allergic to cats, cue the ferret, his skin will break out in hives if he's near one, but he doesn't care. He will pet that cat and the others Losers have to stop him
LOVES Futurama, he has a tattoo of Bender on his ass
Actually enjoys doing yard work. His mind is constantly going but when he's doing yard work, running the weed wacker or the lawn mowers, he can't hear himself think. Or if he's raking leaves or cutting bushes, his mind is too zeroed in on his task. It's strangely therapeutic for him
Bill
constantly has ink on his hands, from drawing or his typewriter, it's always there
had adult braces, IK I've said this before but I'm very passionate about 20 year old something Bill with a full set of braces. Yes I had adult braces too, why do you ask?
Sticks his tongue out when he's really focused on something and gets a wrinkle between his brows
he is dumbest smart person you will ever meet. He is an idiot. Everyone thinks he's supposed to be smart bc he's a best selling author but no, this man will try to pry something open with a knife with his face too close to said knife. He has no self preservation instincts, it's only bc of the Losers he's made it this far
has a weird obsession with Cherry Coke
Bev
again, i've said this before, but Bev always wanted a pet and she can't give the emotional care a cat, dog, rat, ect needs so she keeps reptiles. They're really cool and besides their basic care, they don't need anything else from Bev, they're perfectly content to be watched by her on the other side of the tank
speaking of that, her favorite reptile are geckos and she's actually based a couple her designs on their patterns
went through a phase where all she did was play the Sims. She was obsessed. The losers would go to bed while she was playing and wake up and she was still playing it. Yes this overlapped with Eddie's minecraft phase.
believes in Bigfoot. Like for real.
complete roller coaster fanatic, loves going to amusement parks to ride the most extreme roller coasters
Stan
has a deep passion for the Law & Order shows, they're his guilty pleasures
had a mental breakdown in his twenties and dyed his hair blue. The others losers where surprised and yes Stan regretted it. It was Impossible to get out and he basically just had to grow it out
believe it or not he is a horrible driver. He insists he's a great driver but the other losers refuse to ride with him. He doesn't get it. It's not like he's hit multiple curbs and gets massive road rage
he is constantly cold, over half the sweaters in the house belong to him and he's always under the blanket when watching tv. His cuddles are rare but during winter with no hesitation he will snuggle up under the human space heaters (Richie, Ben, and Mike)
he gardens! Has a rose garden out front with a bird bath and feeder. hates dirt though so when he's out there he has gloves and a little garden apron on
I have more too
#I JUST HAD TO PUT THEM SOMEWHERE#they're things that live in my head about the Losers#it 2017#it 2019#bill denbrough#stanley uris#richie tozier#beverly marsh#mike hanlon#ben hanscom#eddie kaspbrack#poly losers club#poly losers headcanons#polylosers
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A Blade of Grass
Character: Kinemon
Reader: gender neutral
CW: size difference (smaller reader), cheeky reader
Word count: 686
Prompt: An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.
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If a piercing gaze could kill, you would’ve been lying there dead for hours. Luckily, it couldn’t, and the worst that could meet you for your boldness were his long and strong hands, able to catch you before you would run for it—and pin you down until you beg for mercy.
For some reason he hasn’t moved yet, leaving you to do your shenanigans as you please. He’s probably been too lazy, much to his own demise, because you definitely wouldn’t leave him alone on your own.
“Y/N,” Kinemon whines and frowns. “Leave me alone already. Don’t you have anything better to do?”
“No.” You aren’t lying. There’s nothing better than tickling his nose with a blade of grass. You run its tip right under his left nostril and giggle at the sight as his face scrunches in yet another hilarious expression.
“Do you want me to sneeze so bad?” He grumbles and tries to turn away.
“Yes.”
If he only wanted, he could just snap your hand away. Or take the grass from you. Well, he did take it, once, but you have a whole arsenal around you, no need to move an inch to get a new one. The fight was lost for him, if he refused to fight back.
You love teasing your partner. He’s worked up so easily, like a child trapped in the body of an adult man, but hardly ever tries to oppose you. He can’t even raise his voice properly against you—even if he can shout louder than a group of men, you’ve witnessed. There’s something about you that turns him into a salt dome, the absolutely dumbest man alive, a fool sentenced for doom on his own record. A victim so easy to be bullied you almost feel sorry for irritating him.
Almost.
You’re just utilizing all the possibilities that opened for you.
Since his nose got used to relentless tortures, you slide the grass down, teasing his lips on your way. Kinemon tries to catch it with teeth, no luck, as he hasn’t put even an ounce of will into it. You don’t have to put any effort into that, you can just enjoy yourself, safe and sound, sitting on his chest, and tracing his skin as you please. His chin is as ticklish as his nose, his face turns sour and he bites on the inner side of his cheek to not burst into hysterical laughter.
Humming, you continue the exploration, teasing his facial hair until you get bored with his easing reactions. His neck is your next target—and this time his whole body spasms, hard enough for you to jump in your place on his chest.
Of course. Neck is the most ticklish of his sensitive spots.
“You are crossing the line,” Kinemon tries to sound harsh and serious, but tears appearing in the corners of his eyes ruin the effect. “This is a forbidden area.”
He always says more than he means, so you happily ignore him yet again, merciless grass tickling down his throat.
“Y/N!” His voice pitches hilariously high, words barely able to squeeze through clenched teeth. How many weird sounds you’ll be able to drag out of him just teasing his neck, you wonder.
Frankly, you don’t expect him reacting—and especially not pouncing at you, for once in his life using the upper hand he has over you: his enormous size. In no time you’re flipped on your back, both of your arms pinned to the grass, and your lips pressed to his in a deep, desperate even, kiss. It’s simple, a bit clumsy, but the sudden switch and his determination to keep your tickling schemes away from him is enough to take your breath away and make you behave.
“That’s better,” he rasps against your lips, his face scarlet-red but his eyes gleaming with mischief you hadn’t seen in them for so long. He takes the traitorous blade of grass out of your hand and attacks your nose, mimicking the tortures you practiced on him. “Now, let’s see how smart you’re gonna be if I tickle you back.”
#one piece reader insert#one piece x reader#one piece x y/n#one piece x you#op x reader#op x y/n#op x you#one piece imagine#one piece fluff#one piece x yn#op x yn#kinemon x reader#kinemon x you#kinemon x yn#kinemon x y/n#bas writes#kinemon#gender neutral reader
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Headcanon (crack): Wednesday’s characters being drunk
Don’t ask me why. @beggingforxavierthorpe and I talked and boom -- crack thoughts, you know the drill
Wednesday:
Doesn’t get drunk easily, is used to fancy wines from family dinners; it takes around a whole bottle to get her tipsy.
Prefers old age whisky (or nail polish remover)
Blunt af – even more than usual it is
But it also means blunting compliments
“Your dress is nicely complimenting your body, Enid”
“....I’m sorry wHAT– “
“I said what I said”
0 sense of danger
Like, none
Would accept any dare, I swear to god
“Hey Wednesday, bet you can’t walk barefoot on that electric line”
“Hold my beer–”
Probably confessed a hella lot of personal stuff to Thing without realizing it
(he’ll keep it to himself, he’s not suicidal)
If she tolerates a hug more than 5 seconds, she’s wasted
Enid:
Can hold her liquor for like three cups top – after that she’s a goner
Will deny she gets drunk
Switch between sad drunk, happy drunk, and cuddly drunk
Also will fight God in a fistfight on her 6th drink
Sad drunk Enid will cry her heart out and cuddle you over any random subject. Last episode of her favorite show? Yep. The caramel dessert at the cafeteria at lunch? Absolutely. Yoko wearing the same outfit as her at the last party? She’ll cry on your shoulder. Mommy issues? bOI bring the tissues.
Karaoke is a must do; don’t tempt her with a mic, you’ll have the full Taylor Swift discography blasted ‘til daylight
Came become suspicious of everyone on her top drunk state: she’ll be sure one of the guest is actually principal Weems in disguise
Probably had show her boobs on top of a table for fun (sober Wednesday had to pull her down)
Gets whiny when the alcohol starts to wear off
Already ended up asleep upside down in a bathtub – somehow always wakes up in her bed
Ajax:
Mildly light weight; can hold his beer as much as he wants, but anything stronger and he’s gone.
At 3 drinks he thinks he’s a good singer; at 5 he’ll demonstrate it (he’s not)
Definitely an affectionate drunk
Will hug anyone – anyone
The only person who had tackled Bianca Barclay into a surprise hug and lived
Bc drunk Ajax is a gentle giant too cute for his own good
Actually managed to get away after being busted by Ms Thornhill as he stumbled drunk in the school’s corridor
Asks the dumbest yet most legit questions
“So snakes are basically walking on their bellies?”
“D’you think Weems can have a baby with herself? I mean theoretically–”
“If I stone someone during sex and pull out, do I pull the sword out of the stone?”
Loves everyone, will die for everyone if you ask enough (just ask him)
Saw a bearded man once and hugged him while crying “Dumbledore, you’re alive!!”
Xavier and Yoko filmed the scene; it’s an official meme of Nevermore now
Harder drunker, so somehow the best at knowing all the tricks how to handle hangovers
Will leave ibuprofen and bottles of water in the bathroom every time the party’s in his room
Xavier:
Also familiar with fancy drinks (family dinners and all)
Ajax definitely made fun of him during their first time drinking together because of that
Will defy anyone in a drinking contest – will most likely win but at what cost
Knows when he’s drunk, will have another drink to celebrate it
Needs no more than 3 drinks to dramatically turn to Ajax singing like he’s a judge in The Voice
Hair has no rule anymore: past 5 drinks, Xavier will let anyone try any hair style on him – should he end up with a palm tree hairstyle (he definitely did. Multiple time.)
Instaured a socks race with Enid to establish a winner in beer pong in case it ends in a tie
The scale of drunken Xavier can be established by the corny nicknames he uses: babe, sweetheart? Getting tipsy. Muffin, baby doll? Drunk. Sexy cake, pudding, honeybun? Definitely drunk. Baby boo, Sugar pie? Bro you’re wasted af, drop this drink right now and stop trying to hit on the coat hanger.
Emotional drunk; the daddy issues WILL show and the emo playlist will be brought up.
Also somehow a bitchy drunk. Will make a gossip club with Yoko and Wednesday on the spot to bitch about every single guest while sipping mojitos and margaritas.
Bianca:
Will drown a bottle of tequila without blinking an eye and then recite an entire Shakespeare sonnet without stuttering
Slightly emotional drunk, but also a loud drunk
Like, legit sounds like Cardi B laughing while drunk – a hyena
Brutally honest with you, but more prone to help you after a few drinks
Dance monster on her 4th drink; don’t try to stop her getting on the dancefloor
Taster of every new mix by Yoko; she has excellent cocktail tastes
Will cry watching ‘Monsters Inc.’ on her 5th drink, will absolutely trash talk the little mermaid tho
The strongest drinker – it takes a lot to actually get her drunk
So she always end up being the referee to all drinking games (which she’s most likely to have instigated)
Have tons of pics of her friends during their drunken antics – goldmine.
Mama bear taking care of the drunk crew
Tyler:
No filter whatsoever
Will either broke down into tears or unleash anger
Would fight anyone too
Not a lightweight but doesn’t know how to handle the amount of liquor he’s drinking
Conspiracy theories after the 5th drink. So. much. theories.
Had improvised a drunk strip tease once; will not do that again (for free)
Actually received a lot of compliments after that
The official coffee supplier of the crew on hangovers
“Give me a pint of that coffee, Galpin”
Around 4am, he’s usually taken by the urge to stress/hangover clean everything. Will do all the dishes to sleep off the alcohol.
Will alternatively flirt or try to fight everyone, no middle ground
He’ll actually defend any of his drunk friends being harassed
High chances he’d join the bitch club too; Enid once photoshopped his, Xavier, and Yoko’s faces on the ‘Mean girls’ poster
(every one of them had secretly that printed in their locker)
Also a mother hen – at least he tries
Bonus: Principal Weems
Did indeed transform herself into a student to attend a party
Quickly understood why she preferred a glass of Chardonnay in her cozy office
The sole time she threw up after a party thanks to cheap vodka
Also had to purposefully ignore some students after that – some pictures can’t be erased
#wednesday#wednesday series#wednesday netflix#headcanon#crack headcanons#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#ajax petropolus#xavier thorpe#bianca barclay#tyler galpin#larissa weems
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I've watched the first 7 episodes of Dragons Rising and while yes I haven't finished it I have so much to say.
First of all, the animation, holy fuck the animation looks so good, and here I thought that it couldn't get better than Crystalized's animation.
The fight scenes are once again, incredible, standard with Wildbrain's animation, the set pieces and backgrounds and just everything is so incredibe and including the Ninja powers & Spinjitzu, which may I add both look absolutely gorgeous.
Wildbrain has taken it to the next level, so amazing job to them.
Arin and Sora and Riyu.
Fuck me i love them already so much-
poor Sora got treated so badly, she reminds me of Nya when she was still figuring out her powers, she's frustrated of herself and feels responsible for the Photacs despite it not really being her fault, she was still young when she made them and the Imperium used her technology for things she resented can't wait to see where she goes next.
Arin.
I don't even know what to say, he's just so damn loveable, it broke my heart to see him ask the Cloud Kingdom writers to bring his parents back, because despite being at least a bit more mature and skilled, he's still just a kid at the end of the day, and that scene with him in Imperium when he finds that group of kids like is just... Fuck man, he literally says he feels so seen, he saw people sorta like him but that was also taken away with how they immediately started talking about serving the Imperium Claws, such a good character and I'm hyped to see what they do with him.
Riyu.
Little dragon baby, that's all I'm gonna say, you just can't hate on him, are you seriously going to pick a fight with a little guy like that?
Okay now, old team members.
Finally, we got actual RGB siblings content, not like a few seconds worth of interaction, and hell it's really good as well.
They just take the piss at each other and mess around, I especially like the scene in the Cloud Kingdom archives, and the one on the new bounty where Sora explains how Arin told a barber to give him "The Zane", only for Kai to interject and tell Arin to get "The Kai", it's such a fun scene.
Nya is badass as always, great to see, I especially love how she's respected by the craglings to the point that their leader takes her word for a lot of stuff.
Kai has taken a more responsible role while still being himself, which I love so much because he's being serious while also being the dumbest guy alive
And Lloyd is well, Lloyd! He's just chilling and I'm happy that not all focus is on him, actually that brings me to another the point, the show doesn't really focus on 1 character all that often, it keeps changing POVs constantly and it's really nice, props to them.
Sidenote: this scene... Ugh man it hits...
Lloyd is so surprised by this, and the kids coming along to explain it is just uhhhh I love it.
Finally, dialogue, lore and the humor.
One of my biggest gripes with Ninjago from SotFS to Crystalized is was that it was no longer a story with some elements of comedy, rather it was a comedy with a story.
It still told really good stories don't get me wrong, but the comedy just didn't land most of the time, and that sorta unintentionally affected the story as well, it felt too childish and while Ninjago is a kids show, the jokes were just too on the nose sometimes.
But, with Dragons Rising?
Haha, NOPE!
I love the comedy here, it's so goofy and fun at times but it's never on the nose, I found myself constantly smiling when they joke about something, the gags are aimed at kids and adults as well, and it shows.
This scene for example.
This is such a ridiculous and goofy gag I can't help but smile each time I see it, and the series keeps this type of humor up the whole time, it's fantastic!
The lore.
Jesus man I love the world they've built, it's so good and you really feel the sheer diversity and verity of the Crossroads, you really get a feel for it.
It basically screaming: The Merge displaced so many many people, which is everyone is welcome here regardless of what you are, Nindriod, Frog, serpentine, Human, anything! You're accepted here.
And I think that's lovely.
And for the Dialogue, it's excellent.
It reveals what you need to know most of the time using Flashbacks, and these flashbacks are nice as well.
The dialogue isn't boring, not at all, even if it's a small comment and it feels really fitting most of the the time thankfully.
Now, the only issue I have with DR is potentially the pacing, but I literally don't have it in me to blame the predoucers.
This is the first time this team has tried writing 22 minutes long episodes, and they have done an absolutely spectacular job at that so far.
Remember, this team is used to writing 11 minute episodes only, so you could imagine how challenging it was for them to write a 22 minute episode.
And the best part is, they pulled it off almost flawlessly, they hit perfectly with the humor, world building, lore and just everything, seriously amazing job to these guys!
So overall, Dragons Rising Part 1 so far is absolutely awesome, I still haven 3 more episodes and I honestly can't wait to finish them, I'm so excited for part 2 and I hope yall are as well.
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising spoilers#ninjago spoilers#Love this show so much
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Generic Dr. Bright x Reader Headcannons
The two of you meet at work (obviously)
At first, you annoyed Bright. He hated your kind, bubbly attitude and your concern over his reckless behavior (an attitude which no doubt was a product of his self-loathing)
Despite his best efforts, however, the two of you end up working on a project together. However, much to Dr. Bright’s surprise, he discovers that he is endeared by your kindness, and eventually falls head over heels.
And let me tell you, this man would be completely TORTURED over his love for you. He knows that you two could never work out due to the foundation’s strict rules on relationships and his curse of immortality. So, he tries to convince himself that his feelings for you are not real, writing them off as him just being lonely or wanting attention.
However, despite his best efforts, Bright’s infatuation builds and builds to a fever pitch, and one day, he finally breaks down and admits that he has feelings for you, to which you reply that you feel the same way.
The two of you begin a secret, tentative courtship, relegating your love to the night hours and dark corners of the foundation, and in that time, you learn a lot about Bright…
Mf is clumsy as fuck… It’s probably a side effect of switching bodies often exacerbated by his careless behavior. You’ll constantly see him running into walls, tripping over thin air, or just… falling with no apparent cause. He often comes to you several times in the day with some manner of bruise or injury in need of “patching up.” However, both of you know it's just an excuse to see you.
Also, this fool calls you the DUMBEST of pet names. Seriously, you’re not sure where he pulls out such ridiculous phrases. He especially tries to use them when you’re feeling down or are upset, continuing to amp up the ridiculousness factor until you're smiling again
Very physically affectionate. Anytime the two of you are out of sight from cameras or other coworkers, Bright is always holding you, kissing you, or touching you in some way. Sometimes you two will be working together and he’ll just. Stand close enough so that you’re discreetly touching.
The two of you often spend your time in one or the other’s rooms. You’ll sneak out at night and go to one another's rooms. There you’ll lie together, kiss, cuddle, and talk for hours.
Sometimes, you’ll even have “date nights” in one another’s rooms, where you’ll clear off a desk, throw a blanket over it, and break out some candles and wine and whatever other fancy delicacies you may have been able to smuggle from the Foundation’s kitchen.
Despite his chaotic and reckless behavior, Bright also has a soft side. If you're having a rough day or are feeling anxious, insecure, etc. he’ll get this sort of quiet way about him, where his voice gets low and soft and he’ll gently hold you, whispering comforting words and doing anything he can to quell any negative feelings you may have.
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Heyyyy, I’m alive, and trying to breathe some life into this stale ass blog, lmao. Sorry if this post is a little subpar. It’s the first time I’ve really written anything since march, so this post is more of a warm up than anything. I do have plans for more SCP content in the future, so stay tuned!
-Amber
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