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lynxgirlpaws · 2 months
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i inform my father i ought shave immediately as i hate having facial hair. he responds. "Why? Is it because you wanna be a..." the world freezes. i think., is this the day i come out ? do i finally be my honest and true self to the world? what would he think... what would he do? i don't pass in the slightest... is it even worth it? I guess so... here goe- "cat?"
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hoyoversenews · 2 months
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subscribe to my telegram - t.me/AratakaBattleBeetlesItto o((>ω< ))o
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Oh my fucking god. Oh my fcucking godd. Oh my fuckxunhhs godbjwnksnsjsjsjskaksmzk
THIS IS SO GOOD. THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING GOOD IM GONNA START SCREAMING
I’m gonna eat through the walls like a fuckibg termite god jesus this is fucking incredible and I have no coherent thoughts at the moment
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seginbeats · 1 year
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"We live in a society."
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chaoticnerdsstuff · 1 year
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Don't tell me Leighton and Tatum(?) actually are cute together omfg please😭
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mudwingprince · 2 years
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Dw-The British ones are the hot ones-(Also dw I have the duo owl up my ass abt French lessons :<) Also I’m gonna have to pull out the uno reverse on that, because YOUR ART IS AWESOMEEEEEEEE I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE U-Ngl you have been my biggest idol since we first met-
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lowkeyrobin · 2 months
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Heyy :) Can you please write headcanons of dating quackity, but in his earlier eras? (like 2019-21 maybe) ❤
ooooo yes of course!!! ; fun fact I've been watching him since 2018 or so (I don't mean this in a "Oh I'm cooler than you way) ; thank you for the request!! this was fun as hell ; I tried to kinda do it in a chronological order but yeah, I did like stuff and then more details of relationship if that makes sense yk???
QUACKITY ; 2019-2021 era
warnings ; language, talk of drugs, jokes about sex
genre ; fluff
word count ; 858
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Raiding Club Penguin with him and Axel was a core memory for you. It was the first true time, however cringe it sounds, that you saw Alex as your best friend.
he'd always try to make you laugh, especially on stream
such a little tease
back in the olden days, we had those Discord server 'wtf is that food' videos
you guys rank some of them and how likely you'd eat them
also ranking Discord memes
so many of them were dumb shit or weird shipart from like 2015 deviantart LMFAO
"guys I know me and y/n are dating but that doesn't mean compare us to Shrek couples!"
"I thought Thanos was your true love?"
"He-He is! Oh my God, stop being so desperate, y/n. ugh"
once he got invited to the Dream SMP, you were all ears and proudly taught him how to play Minecraft
you made his alt skin with the tuxedo, which he didn't wear often, but used in lore some time later
youd often help him with lore ideas
he also got you invited into the SMP where he introduced you to some of his new friends
you knew schlatt and some others, but most of these people were new and it was nice meeting all of them
the fiances are established and then you and quackity are already a think and you also like karl, which creates a weird love rectangle with an open end because you and sapnap are sharing the other two 💀
lore goes fuckin crazy with that
while Karl's off making Kinoko Kingdom and Quackity's running Las Nevadas, you're building El Tropicana, off in the far away jungle biome
Alex would usually stream and translate Mexican soap operas, which you joined in for sometimes
you'd give the characters different voices and twist their words up a bit to make it more entertaining for chat
the amount of drug talk that went into that was wild
also the amount of queer kids bullied in those schools?? yikes on bikes
also the one with that girl who got in trouble for kissing a boy on the playground or whatever that was?? Jesus christ man
youd both act put the scenes on occasion and use Tiger as whatever kid was being yelled at if she was in the room with you
taking a break halfway through stream for him to play guitar and for you to karaoke to fuckin Bo Burnham
also making fake joints out of paper he had laying around and "lighting them up" aka setting paper on fire next to a PC and your faces
Jackbox streams with the Feral Boys until 3am>>>
Paranormal Activity in the middle of the night went so fucking crazy
teaching Bad how to play GTA is your favorite memory with those two
playing horror games and watching him play horror games with Karl while he visited him
how dare he leave you all alone (you couldn't go because you had a busy schedule)
your chats shipping the hell out of you and your dsmp characters
hella fanart and fanfictions man
try not to laugh streams where you always ended up laughing before the ten minute mark because of him
he purposefully does shit to make you laugh
reading fanfiction on stream was a regular activity especially for y/s/n
youd rank the book on a scale from one to ten and how accurate to real life they were
"nahhhh that one doesn't have enough Thanos, two out of ten"
"yknow what... were gonna have our own tier lists... okay?"
"damnit... does this mean I'm not getting laid later?"
"what"
promoting the quackityhq merch religiously
also stealing whichever beanie he wasn't wearing, either the LAFD one or the plain black and blue one
him tying you to a chair and forcing you to laugh was a common stream plot
tweets that were either very inconspicuous about drugs, very sexual, or very old married couple vibes
youd both be frequently trending on twitter
hot wings or dare streams with Bad >>>>
playing girls go games and hoping you wouldn't give his PC a virus
sitting in the inflatable pool fully clothed, playing with children's bath toys
he'd for sure be the type to fall for his best friend
whether it be all the way back then or just now, he could go forever without feeling any feelings but one day they'll show up and the nervousness begins
he'd lend you a hoodie if you were cold in his room and he just straight up begs you to keep it
lots of just staring at you while chat ships you, like genuinley just zones out on your pretty face
would probably doubt his feelings at first and talk to his mom about it and she's like "boy you have a crush. Go ask them the hell out, you're a handsome young man, I'm pretty sure they like you too"
"mOooOooOoOoM"
genuinley spoils you with no good reason and after a while you just accept it
he starts sending good morning and good night texts
he'll repost (or reblog) (he has a secret tumblr) fanart of you two, especially if it's shipart
will constantly send you clips of movie characters making out or kissing and say "this should be us"
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cutiewutiepatootie · 8 days
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hello i saw that you have request open and was wondering if you could write about Jill having a massive lesbian crush on reader and how they get together please ?
yes hehehehehehehe
I couldn’t really write it from Jill’s point of view like it seemed you wanted me too so hopefully second person view is good enough 👍
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I’ve been waiting to finally get a request if you can’t tell lmfao so this was made with in like a day of the request
Tags: very fluffy, love confessions, college setting, lesbian Jill & reader, not proofread
 Jill wasn’t a stranger to you, she started at you everyday during your classes. Although, she wasn’t slick at all to the point where you were contemplating whether she was trying to get you to notice her starring or not. The first time the two of you talked was when your teacher paired the two of you up for a partner project. You worked nicely together, so much so that you developed a crush on her, but after the project you really didn’t talk to her that much. Little did you know, Jill developed an even bigger crush on you way before the project.
Today was going to be the same as every other school day, or was it. You woke up and did your morning routine, as usual, got to your first few classes on time, and the day was going well. You went to your next class, one of the classes you had with Jill, pretty early and when you walked to your seat saw a note taped down to the desk. You thought that maybe it was from Jill, only problem was, Jill wasn’t here yet. As a matter of fact there were only about 7 people in the classroom, most of them being guys. As more people started flooding in you snatched the note up and shoved it into your pocket. You could barely focus in that class, luckily the professor wasn’t teaching anything too important, but you needed to find out what the note said. 
Right when you got back into your dorm you picked the note out of your pocket and started unfolding it, hoping it would still be legible.
“Please meet me at the park right outside campus at 3:35pm, I have something important to tell you. - somebody from Mr __ class” The note read.
“God damnit” you said unconsciously. One of the most important parts of the note, a hint to who this person might be, is eligible.
You decided that you would sneak around the area, you really wanted to see who it was even if it was a guy. It was already 3:30pm so you change your clothes and put on your shoes and swiftly go to the park.
It was a public park, so it would be a little easier said than done to just sneak around. To your luck, the park was pretty busy, so you could hopefully blend in with them. You hoped that you changing your clothes would keep you a little more hidden, and it did, because you saw a similar someone and they didn’t even notice you standing in plain sight. Jill. You saw Jill.
“It was Jill?!” You accidentally uttered. As you were just standing there, dumbfounded, Jill makes eye contact with you. You quickly come back to reality as Jill starts walking over to you with a cute little smile on her.
“Hey, I-uh didn’t expect you to actually show up.” Jill says awkwardly. So she was the one who wrote the note! 
“Well, you know, it was a last minute thing.” You felt bad for saying that, but you felt like you couldn’t stop yourself from talking. “The professor name on the note was eligible when I read it so naturally I got pretty curious.”
“Oh, I see, sorry, my pen must’ve smudged” Jill said nervously. You did regret saying that, but because it was Jill you did want to know what she had to say.
“So, what did you want to tell me.” You ask happily. Jill’s checks start to get red as she tells you something that you can barely comprehend.
“I like you, a lot, like way before that project we were ever paired up to do. You’re just so cool and pretty and for the longest time I was scared you didn’t like me back, but I decided I would just have to get my little confession over with.” Jill confessed, averting her gaze to anything but your eyes.
“I do like you back, Jill, how could I not.” You say as you put a hand on Jill’s check so you two are looking eachother in the eye.
You two stand there for a minute, in complete silence, you really did like her, you are just confused, but mostly relieved, that she liked you back. 
“Want to go to my dorm? This place is already busy so I really don’t want anyone from class to notice us.” You propose, kissing Jill on the cheek. 
“Sure, as long as your roommate doesn’t mind.” Jill says awkwardly, still flustered about the kiss.
“She doesn’t mind company if she’s away from the campus as long as they don’t mess with her things, and she just so happens to be away right now.” You assured Jill. “You promise not to mess with her stuff?”
“I promise.” Jill replied. “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome” 
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lynxgirlpaws · 5 months
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Okay so it's christmas and I might end up doing this for the channel anyways, but. I figured at least here would be smart to update my face reveal, bc I was thinking about me appearance-wise and then thought to look at old pictures of me. So, below the cut will be both old pictures I took and ones I took a few days ago lol
Do not envision me as any of these ever btw. I must be the lynx to you. And nothing else.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU THAT SAID "its not thaaat bad..." IT'S FUCKING ON SIGHT. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MESS??? WHAT THE FUCK I AM GOIGN TO HURL
Taken ~ May/June 2023
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YOU LOOK FUCKING TERRIBLE OH MY GOD...
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Anyways here's current me. Still needs some work, and to be fair this is literallt directly out of the shower so mt hair is still working with me. But. So much fucking better lmfao dear lord
Taken - The 3rd of December 2023
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Now to be fair to both images - the color is fucking zapped out of them. The Dr.Pepper shirt and how pale my lips look show that to me most clearly. But. Dear fucking god that bitch from six months ago needed a shave and some longer hair and maybe a longer shirt also.
Also I told y'all my best feature at any given moment are my eye bags lmfao they're darker irl
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1moreoffkeyanthem · 10 days
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Since you've already discussed how OJV Style came to be, how did OJV Bendy come to be?
OOO! honestly? Pretty similarly. Best friends do it better, after all ;)
I feel like Bebe was the one to confess first, like she and Wends were hanging out and she just made that move. And timing wise, it was mid sophomore year, a lil after AFITS takes place. They’ve been super close for years, both Wendy and Bebe are super good friends with Stan and Kyle, bond stronger than ever after stendy break up for good, like Wendy is definitely dealing with comp het for a long time while knowing she doesn’t like men, and that last breakup was the final because that’s ALSO when Stan confided in her that he was down horrendous for his sbf. And coincidentally, she was in the same boat.
Stan absolutely kept urging Wendy to just TELL Bebe, see what happens after, but Wendy was absolutely overthinking it, and the Bendy Moment was LITERALLY at a basketball game, at finals, the girls just finished a cheer and went off the court, Bebe planted a lil kiss on her best friend’s cheek and went “hey u wanna be gfs” lmao Wendy was FLUSTERED and of course Stan WITNESSED THIS in the mascot suit and his hopeless romantic ass was SO EXCITED like my boy fr ran up to hug both of them “hop off my girlfriend, Marsh” “you’re BOTH getting smothered oh my GOD!!! Fuck Kyle’s gonna be so mad he missed this!” Whilst wearing the Stank Ass Cow Suit and BRUH WHEN I SAY KYLE WAS BIG MAD bc he didn’t see the first little Bendy Kiss in person. Poor Ky was still out after fucking up his knee and found it too frustrating to go to games if he couldn’t play, and Stan went to his house after and went “YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING GUESS DUDE HOLY SHIT” and Kyle, who secretly gets into gossip, like excited as hell and jumping up bc hot gossip (he got yelled at by his mother for walking without his crutches and was rather annoyed that Stan was on her side) was BIG MAD that he missed it like “Oh Barbie better call me asap I have been TELLING HER to just tell Wendy she likes her! I fucking MISSED IT?!?” “Dude, dude, all I saw was a cheek kiss and then I got sappy and hugged them and Bebe called Wends her girlfriend and-“ “-WHAT?!?” Bro is so pissed he didn’t see that.
Meanwhile Wendy and Bebe after the game, still in their cheer uniforms, have gone to the local sonic for milkshakes and both are TREMBLING bc holy shit they like each other lmfao like they’re in one of the drive in spots, lit softly by the colorful lights and menus, in Wendy’s car, holding hands and blushing bc this is NEW to them and THEN Bebe sees her phone light up in her purse “damnit it’s Kyle” and then Wendy’s laughing so hard hearing the call like “DUDE you didn’t TELL ME YOU LIKED HER BACK! Stan knew Wendy liked you this could’ve been so much easier and I DIDNT EVEN SEE YOU GUYS TONIGHT?” “A girls gotta have some secrets” lmao and she hangs up and Wendy’s smiling like “so, girlfriends, for real?” “Wanna make up for lost time?” Lol kissing in the car under the neon lights like a movie
Bendy Supremacy
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ghostyclay · 1 month
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Here, have an ethoslab sketch :D
@homestuckfan2000 (tumblr lagged and i couldn't answer the ask for some reason?? So i just tagged u)
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Oml its v messy, bc ORIGINALLY i was just gona make a lil doddle, but then i added colors and then a background and then i HAD to at least do some sketchy rendering-
Idk if it still counts as a 'messy sketch' but it sure is messy... Im trying to fight my perfectionism BUT GOD DAMNIT ITS HARDDDD
!reminder that art requests r still open! (although its gona take me a while to draw em so be patient)
EDIT: Lmfao i just realized i accidentally posted the wrong version of the pic w/o the foreground- I FIXED IT NOW
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arcsin27 · 1 year
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Reviewing all the stories in junji ito maniac because I can, fuck you :)
The strange hikizuri siblings - uhh okay. Not scary nothing even happened. Okay a guy was a jealous simp, little kids are just like that, some guy threw up bread dough ig, then a ghost stared at everyone for a while and dipped the end
The story of the mysterious tunnel - Jesus Christ that was pretty spooky what the hell. Lost my marbles when he assumed the drop was water, and the kid in the ceiling fucked me up with her voice (dub) and screams
Ice cream bus - im never eating ice cream again. Jokingly compared the driver to William afton fnaf in the beginning but he was somehow worse. The dad pushing the kid away jumpscared me, then horrified me, and I needed a break from the show
Hanging balloon - so absurd it was kinda funny. The nonlinear storytelling added a bit if spook as I slowly realized who was at the window but idk the concept was just funny to me. Also I was so happy someone finally showed up to a horror plot strapped until I saw the result. Sorry random Chad with a crossbow, wish you coulda helped…
Four x four walls - thought something horrific would happen outside and he wouldn’t hear it but it didn’t, thought soichi was famous for being scary but he wasnt, I think this was like a comic relief in episode form. No spook, kinda funny
The sandman’s lair - *laughs nervously* what the fuck. No clue what happened, why would you tape yourselves like that, let me see his dream form damnit, the nature of humanity is we reinvent homestuck etc
Intruder - these kids are based tbh. Balls of steel, don’t blame the redhead, just move on with their lives
Long hair in the attic - also based, i had wondered where her head had gone but i shoulda known by the title, that grinding sound pissed me off tho
Mold - thank. God. It was in black and white. I choose to believe its dust. Also idc about culture or taboo if your floor is coated in inches of ropes and pools of mold just wear your damn shoes. Jesus Christ
Library vision - this one felt like it was calling out all of my anxieties about losing the things and memories precious to me. Also 10/10 Sean chiplock that final recital of hell of thorns was incredible and spooky. Also what the fuck was the ending
Tomb town - im never driving again. Also just call the cops surely you get a reduced sentence for actually reporting the crime. Other than that not scary lol
Layers of terror - im never picking my skin again. god ALMIGHTY why did i bear witness to this. Fuck that mom bro she sucks. I was thinking about how the proportions of human anatomy change as you age and how a toddler with such short limbs and a thick torso could fit inside an adult but uh… then they answered my question. And then it got worse. Funnily enough the 2yo looked like a monster id design
The thing that drifted ashore - was this supposed to be scary…? Oh boy they turned into fish people and promptly fucked off good for them ig
Tomie • photo - wow what bitches lmfao. Idk why she has a face growing out of her scalp hut I didn’t need to see the removal process. Or how botched the removal process was. Based that the photographer just fuckin moved on. “Damnit the blood ruined my pictures :/“ incredible.
Unendurable labyrinth - probably woulda been scarier if they were lost for longer but to me it looked like they took five steps, found the brother, seven steps, “aaaah we’re lost,” two steps, “theyre looking at me!” then suddenly the mummies have eyes, fade to black. Cool
The bully - I was sooo ready for retribution, then I got reconciliation and got even happier, then it turned into child abuse and I wanted to kill a bitch
Alley - pfft idk if its based that she killed those kids or not but it was extra based that they got revenge on her lmao shoulda brought a ladder bro
Headless statue - Jesus fuck that’s gross. Stop it. Also smash the statues again it worked brilliantly earlier. Or maybe jump out a window idk
Whispering woman - mega based. The nervous girl gains support and confidence, the attendant is freed from her abusive friend, the abusive friend gets violently killed, its just wins all around
Soichi’s beloved pet - once again a comic relief episode but tbh it was pretty funny, soichi was a lot less hateable this time too!
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jalwyn21 · 3 months
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She's so happy! More than ever! Completely fulfilled! That's why she is releasing an oh so sad and angsty album! No one looks too closely though- instead look over there at the dude who looks like a state trooper and who has a football! Unless Joe shows his face then everyone pls remember how sad she is and go buy her fifth vinyl version with the bonus single 'victim complex' it's only $34.99 :( But otherwise she. is. HAPPY. God damnit.
This fucking ask is brilliant! Anon, you are fucking genius! LMFAO
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lunearobservatory · 1 year
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"New York, you've been quiet."
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"That's new."
(tw alcohol)
There are ten visible 18oz cups on screen. Lowballing, I’m going to say this is all he has had. I’m also going to say each counts as 12oz since it’s possible they weren’t filled up all the way, also standard Budweiser can and bottle sizes are 12oz, so it’s an equivalent of one can/bottle per cup. I’m saying Budweiser bc it’s statistically the most popular beer in New York which. It’s also the most popular beer in the entire country so like. Whatever. I’m going for it.
Okay.
10*12oz=120oz
It could be either Budweiser (5%abv) or Bud Light (4.2%abv) and I’ll go with Bud Light, again going for the lower number.
In my heart of hearts I know this is Wildly going to affect the outcome of these results but God damnit I have NO other form of reference. So. I’m using Ben as a body ref. Personally I hc NY as around the same height anyway so fuckin? Sure I guess.
Ben is uhhh self stated to be 5’5 and 125lbs which LMAO I COULD THROW HIM SO FAR but also I’m gonna use that as the metric.
120oz of 4.2%abv for a 5’5 125lbs person is. HURRKKKHH A LOT LMFAO.
That rounds out to 0.29%bac (aprox 20h until 0%abv) at minimum
And for shits and giggles 0.5%bac (aprox 35h until 0%abv) at most (10*18oz(5%abv))
0.08%bac is the average level New Yorkers start feeling “drunk” (it’s also the legal driving limit lmao). The national average for that is 0.099%bac, so I feel comfortable saying it’s sssssimilar enough to just. Use those numbers with a pinch of salt which isn’t how math works but ffff.. Sshhh…
So basically, yeah, I guess based on my word and above numbers he’s anywhere between 0.29%-0.5%bac in that. If he’s only passed out that’s WILD LMAO
0.25%bac is starting stage 5 (level that passing out is listed at); 0.29%bac is the bottom line so it makes sense he would be passed out at this mark if his tolerance is above average which! Probably! It's fuckin New York!
But. 0.45%bac+ is like. Pretty damn assured death for errrrrrr. Most people!
So. Yeah! Between 116-200% tolerance when compared to average citizens. I know that’s a big discrepancy just play with me in this hypothetical math hell please!
The point of all this being. Yeah. I do maybe believe the states are a little tougher than humans and I had to justify it to myself in some semblance of reality
Thank you.
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sorry to keep sending you asks about songs that remind me of sorry it's locked but pup by nep is so Jay coded
you are so fucking right oh my god. one just, this song is so fun but like? the way it starts out kinda sad and soft sounding and then at the end just changes to being really loud and angry and jarring. Like, that's SO jay. like, a lot of the time at least in Uni he's sad and just kinda mopey about his and Alex's relationship, right? Like "i want you to scold me just to hear you speak" and "i would wait for you like a dog, like a puppy wanting more attention from you" that LITERALLY so perfect. he's a lost puppy chasing after Alex.
but every now and again something like, flips a switch in his head and he just gets like, ridiculously angry and can't think straight, all he wants to do is hurt alex in some way, to like 'make him feel how he makes me feel' right? And he just lashes out and does things impulsively that he'll 100% regret later, but sometimes he just can't stop himself doing it. like, he's just so angry and hurt and everything that all he can think about is getting his own back, or like, making people feel sorry for him or whatever.
and in the end he always regrets it hugely and wishes he hadn't done it or that he could take it back somehow, but he cant and he wishes he could be more in control of his anger, but by the time his anger gets to that impulsive 'i just need to hurt him!!!' stage its like, idk it's like so beyond anger, yknow? like, it's just this all encompassing thing and he feels like he has basically no control over it. it's an entirely separate entity from himself and it just uses him as a vessel to like, release itself on the world?
does that make sense lmfao? probably not.
basically jay gets so angry his anger doesn't feel like it belongs to him, he feels like he belongs to it and he can't stop it doing whatever it wants. yknow? Like, hatred isn't even nearly close to what he feels for Alex when he's that angry. yknow?
damnit now i'm imagining what'd happen if Jay got that angry at Tim. cos like. he's not magically fixed by being with Tim. he'd 100% get that angry with him eventually. like i'm sure it'd take a while, like, you know that "honeymoon phase" or whatever. Jay would think like, 'oh hey look at me, i'm better now it was all Alex's fault i was that angry with him sometimes' and then he gets that angry with Tim and he has to either grapple with 'hey maybe the common denominator in all this is me' or 'well clearly this is all Tim's fault too'
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justadragonn · 10 months
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GOD DAMNIT I FELL FOR THIS *TWICE* I- okay what's YOUR favorite pizza topping
I gotta stop clicking blogs lmfao
get baited, nerd. best individual topping is pepperoni. best topping combo is jalapeno, bacon, and pineapple. i will not be taking criticisms on this.
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