"What is GTA???"

"Gay Teaching App. You could use it."

"Vehicular manslaughter aside... Consider this: cross-country road trip across Paldea in the Star Mobiles!!!" - Kotone

"Literally cross-country. We jump the crater like a giant ramp."

do they need to look inward

" THEY NEED TO LOOK INWARD! "

WHO DID YOU REBLOG IT FROM??? A GHOST??

" Weed ghost. "

3 + 2(x + 5) = 3 - (2x - 1) 3 + 2x + 10 = 3 -2x + 1 13 + 2x = 4 - 2x -13 => 2x + 13 - 13 = 4 - 2x - 13 2x = -2x - 9 +2x => 2x + 2x = 2x - 2x - 9 4x = -9 :- 4 => 4x / 4 = -9 / 4

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

"Do you even have a license for vehicular manslaughter?"

"I learned to drive from GTA, and I printed out a license off of the McDonalds card maker computer game."

webs his window shut.

"NOOOO LET ME OUT, I'M JUST A LIL FUNNY GUY, I'M MAKING BEATS! I'LL PUT YOU ON TIKTOK AND GIVE YOU A SHOUT OUT!" 🤌

TERAKRISTALLISIERUNG

"WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?"

"ARE YOU A WIZARD NOW??? WHY ARE YA CASTING SPELLS???"

Team Rocket employees WIZARDS? 🤌

"Your music is like- cool or whatever"

"LIVE from DJ VICE STUDIOS:

The first 4D 4K Ass Kissing by some dude in shorts."

BZZZZZTTTTT [BASS DROP]

"Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? I was hula hooping. Naomasa and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. I've mastered all the moves."

Casually pulling up pictures on his phone to show Giacomo, John continues.

"The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle. Why am I telling you this?"

Takes his phone back, and casually deletes the photos. Makes sure they're permanently deleted, too.

"Because no one will ever believe you."

"Naaahh you're playing no way," Giacomo is dismissive at first, looking at John from the corner of his eye, "no way you take a--"

He turns around, certain that there was NO way he was about to see a picture of John "Bean Toast" Looker being absolutely ridiculous with a hula hoop.

Well.

Fuck.

Giacomo perceives them, he perceives the photos, they're really, they're in his face, UNTIL THEY GET DELETED!

"WAIT HOLD UP WOAH WOAH WOAH---"

HE'S RIGHT! NOBODY WILL BELIEVE HIM!

It's JUST like when HE SAW HASSEL HIT THE GRITTY!!

I downloaded a drawing app on my phone specifically for you

He looks so swaggy

"Is Momo mad I got a job?"

"I mean, I think it's a little fucked up that you're like-- 7 years old and doing the work an adult should be doin', even me and the Stars don't gotta do have the stuff you're involved in," Giacomo explained.

"Ain't mad at you, I'm mad at the people who put you in this role."

-Kotone lays in bed looking at the ceiling and sighs-

I knock on the door

It's me Goku Giacomo

What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend

"A single."

Drops a link in the chat.

"--WHICH, YOU SHOULD ALL CHECK OUT MY HIT NEW SINGLE, SUFFER WAGON."

Have you roleplayed other Pokemon characters? You give Protein vibes.

Unfortunate typo for you but GREAT TYPO FOR ME LMFAOOOO

My boy Protein.

can you maybe stop with the vehicular manslaughter, kid

"My bad I took some Adderall. I'm good now."