IR Month 2023, day 5 prompt: Fairest

AO3: Fight With Snow White

Rated T

"Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

Beautiful artwork by @almightybuttcheeks

why did I just realize that whoever is casted for Aphrodite will be probably be black because to percy she looks like annabeth?? we're gonna see the goddess of beauty played by a black woman on the big screen and im all here for it

The way I want Percy Jackson to come back with a vengeance... The way I want it to make JK Rowling green with envy at Rick Riordan's success. I want a whole new generation of little half-bloods...

There was gonna be more but, well, y'know 😒

So last night I got struck by the idea lightning and started spontaneously working on a Mafiafell self insert au because I'm insane. Underfell is already basically my favorite au, and while Mafiafell has it's problems (glances surreptitiously at that one infamous fic and comic) I think it has a lot of potential

Vee gets a "Didn't Punch Hunter in the Face" dolllar jar. They all agree that she would be justified to do so, but this does decrease the number of violent escalations and Masha ends up getting silly little gifts out of it.

this concept is SO funny. GOD. what are the rules for the jar, do we think. is vee getting paid every time hunter says/does something punchable or is she just at a set rate of, like, "you can have a dollar for every 15 minutes you spend in a room with him without killing him. this is not a bribe so much as an apology. SOMEDAY he may be less codependent with your sister but Today Is Not That Day,"

I see some notes on that Lovecraft post all "why aren't we also willing to look past Harry Potter if we're able to for Cthulu" and I gotta say death of the author works a loooot better when the author is actually dead.

Wake up! Hurry! We must go! MY DEAREST (2023) Ep. 6

wish me luck tonight lads i have to ask my aunt financial questions and she is very much smarter and better at math than i am so im going to be doing a lot of smiling and nodding while my brain is actually exploding

Finally. The chaotic stupid representation we deserve.

just learned what the orange peel theory is off the clock app and now I'm sobbing thinking about this scenario with namivivi.

Nami asking Vivi if she could peel her one of her tangerines and at first she is confused, because Nami is quite protective of her tangerines and prefers to oversee their upkeep herself. But she does so anyway, peeling it and picking off the pith, honoured at a personal show of trust from her. and Nami watching her with so much love in her heart, looking at her as if Vivi is cradling the organ in her own hands. She's such a fiercely independence person but to see this other girl, this princess, place the peeled tangerine in her hand with a smile on her face makes her think that maybe letting her so fast in wasn't such a bad idea after all.

Every day, someone gets online and posts some variation of, "Haha I'm going to spend $80 on Hogwarts Legacy and make a trans character to INFURIATE JOANNE! She's going to be RAGING when I spend $500 at Harry Potter World and wave a rainbow flag around! She'll BLOW UP on TWITTER when I order this $75 Ravenclaw robe and slap an ally patch on it! I'll make her FURIOUS when I draw Harry Potter carrying a pride flag with a $50 OFFICIALLY LICENSED HARRY POTTER ART SET! Her head's going to EXPLODE when I invite my gay friends over for brunch with a $40 Deathly Hallows cheeseboard! Rowling is going to SCREAM when I order a $200 deluxe hardcover set in all four house colors and display the books next to Caitlyn Jenner's memoirs! She'll SHIT HER PANTS when I blow another $500 on--"

I know we all want Elucien, justice for wronged characters, or just a good ship for once, but can we all agree we're not buying any new book SJM puts out?

does anyone think abt sisyphus being the king of greed as often as i do. I know her cute ass likes money.