Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

The only reason I'm still on twitter is because of banger of tweets like this.

Context: Elon suspended an account that tracked his private jet (using publicly available data) and then suspended several journalist who reported on the story.

Y'know the thing people do in movies/shows where there like a monster/creature place and they poke a stick in there to investigate? Then it comes out shorter cause it got all chomped or broken? I want them to stick the stick in there and it comes back longer

I just grew your stick what're you gonna do about it

I am Wheezing

credit: paul white

The animal of the bisexual man