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I’m beating everyone’s ass fr. I’m bout to bodyslam yall mama
#FUCK YOU UNGRATEFUL HOES#OMFGGGGGGG#DAMN NIGGA LIKE#YALL ASKED FOR SHURI CONTENT FROM US AND THEN TURN ON US???????#SHIT#nah but I’m crying so hard y’all😭😭😂#shuri x reader#shuri smut
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bffs with the rookies- incorrect quotes 1!
Just a lil sum sum to show more abt the relationships in the AU
Y/N: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough.
Oscar: Yeah, you just catch it.
Logan: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.
Arthur: Then I just use a spear instead.
Y/N: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?
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Oscar: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Logan: Merry crisis.
Arthur: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Y/N: Hoe hoe hoe.
Oscar: Guys, please.
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Oscar: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Logan?
Logan: Arthur, easily.
Arthur, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Logan: Well, Y/N would be too easy. She’d probably be into it.
Y/N, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
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Logan: How do I ask someone out?
Y/N: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Logan: No!
Arthur: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Logan: Stop!
Oscar: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Logan: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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Y/N: Fight me!
Arthur: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Logan: Why is Arthur crying?
Oscar: Y/N kicked him really hard on the ankle.
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Y/N, to Oscar: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Oscar: *thinking*
Oscar: 2012.
Arthur: 2012…?
Oscar: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Logan out so I let him hug me.
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Lando: You know what?
Lando: When I joined this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.
*Y/N, Arthur and Oscar continue screaming about mold water*
Lando:Not the other way around.
Logan: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.
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Lando: Mice are having sex in my walls.
Arthur: Tattletale!
Logan: You're just being ungrateful.
Y/N: It's their home too, you know.
Oscar: So what? Don't slutshame them.
Lando: The mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.
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Oscar: Team A will consist of myself, Arthur, Lando, and Logan.
Oscar: Team B will consist of Y/N, cause she scares me.
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How Lando and Y/n became friends:
Logan: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Logan, to Arthur: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Y/N, to Lando: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Oscar: There are two types of people.
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Charles: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Arthur: *Incoherent mumbling*
Charles: Huh?
Y/n: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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Charles (brainstorming ideas for pranking Max): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Y/n: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.
Charles: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Y/n: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Charles.
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Y/n: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Arthur, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Y/n, deadpanning at Arthur Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Arthur, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Charles: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Arthur: Ohhhh-
Y/n: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Logan: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Y/n For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Logan: Mean.
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Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Oscar: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Charles: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Logan: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Arthur: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Max:
Max: I have emotional scars.
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When Max and Charles got spam called by Y/n and the group after their party:
Max: I CAN'T DO IT!
Charles, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Max: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Lando: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Max:
Max: I appreciate it,
Max: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Charles: Max-
Max: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Lando: Max we gotta-
Max: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Max: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Max, motioning to Y/n, Oscar, Arthur and Logan: NOT FUCKING THIS
#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 incorrect quotes#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri#logan sargeant x reader#logan sargeant#lando norris x reader#lando norris#arthur leclerc x reader#arthur leclerc
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Natal Luminaries (sun & moon) Obs 😼
Wealthy and famous ppl often found having luminaries in aries or scorpio
I'm sorry but libra sun > libra moon. The "libra still on your side even if they don't like u bcs they want to keep peace" stereotype is more true in libra moon
I bet every sag moon have ever been attracted to virgo moon atleast once in their life
Every leo moon always have aqua moon in their life
Gemini sun with fire moon are so fun and uplifting!!
Men with cap sun are always cool it scares me
Virgo sun and their "i'm not interested" look in their face ✋😭
Sag sun MEN do you ever interested in dating or even WOMEN????? Yall sucks when it comes to dating 😭😭 i always see them be not treating their partner right
Scorpio sun with air moon are the friend you can be crazy with without getting feel of being judged
Taurus luminaries pls stay fucking away. Yall be so NASTY to the person youre jealous of. Want to take/destroy what they have. Even be spreading fake rumours to ruin that person's reputation. Ewwww. Same goes with cancer sun
Sun conjunct moon native are so calm???
I often see libra sun being friend with pisces sun. They be enjoying eachother's company
Cap moon and their kinda ungrateful dad :( always be so demanding of their kid (the cap moon)
When it comes to synastry within luminaries, i like moon trine sun synastry the most
You'll never know what air sun with earth moon native are thinking about. Mysterious mf fr
Sun square moon native are literal hoe. I said what i said
Sun conjunct moon synastry: the sun person sometimes feel annoyed by the moon person
Somehow theres always hatred coming towards aqua moon ppl
Gemini moon are the embodiment of beauty with brain ✨ i admire this placement
Leo sun 🤝 being popularrrr no matter if they want it or not
Yall be keep saying leo sun are attention seeker. Have you ever met aqua sun?
Pisces moon be having this childlike quality to them being it their appearance or their attitude no matter what age they're in. Cute.
Cancer moon can be dating u but that doesnt mean they're into u lol. They can manipulate you, being so kind to you that makes you think they're into u. Not a good placement to get into relationship with. Most of the times they just want the fun that comes from dating. A player fr, be careful
#astrology#astrology placements#astro notes#astrology observations#sun astrology#moon astrology#natal chart#sun signs#moon signs#astroblr#have fun!#sun synastry#moon synastry#sun aspects#moon aspects#synastry#synastry chart#synastry aspects#natal aspects
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Modern Curious Couple Incorrect Quotes
So many kids, so many migraines
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Hosea: You can’t have “hoes in different area codes” if you don’t pass geography, John.
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Dutch: I’m one inconvenience away from becoming like my father.
John: ..dead?
Dutch:
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Arthur, aiming a big water gun at John: Say sayonara, Marston.
John, frantically trying to get away: I DON’T SPEAK ITALIAN!
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Arthur: How in the hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
John: You ask him nicely
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Dutch, deepening his voice to seem more intimidating: I will not stand for this behavior!
Tilly, mocking him: I will not stand for this behavior!
John: Okay, Batman.
Arthur: You sound like you have bronchitis.
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Dutch: Your generation is so ungrateful!
Tilly: Wow! That sentence was so concise considering your senility!
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John: We’ve all heard “finger-licking good,” but consider the opposite: toe-sucking evil.
Arthur: I had a full body reaction to that and not the good kind.
Hosea: What would be the good kind?
Arthur: That would be an orgasm, Hosea. Though, with Dutch as your partner, your unfamiliarity with the concept is of no surprise to me.
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John: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Hosea: Why not?
John: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Tilly, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Mary-Beth, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Arthur: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Tilly: Playing systemic oppression!
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John: How do you say “I love men” in Spanish?
Javier: Me encantan los hombres
John: You’re so gay
Javier: And you’re not? Stop projecting.
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Dutch: if I killed someone, would you turn me in?
Hosea: No, but I’d use it against you all the time.
Hosea: Like, “are you going to do the dishes or do I need to make a phone call?”
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Mary Linton: What do you people even get out of stealing?
John: What I stole? What kind of dumb question is that?
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#john marston#hosea matthews#tilly jackson#javier escuella#mary beth gaskill#incorrect quotes
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I keep thinking about what would happen if snakes only understood people who speak Parseltongue,
MC and Rereek would spend all their time arguing about "What did he say?! / What did the bitch say?!"
And Marvolo in the middle : "please someone kill me."
Omg 😅
MC: Rerek, I brought you a purple toad to eat.
Rerek: What did she say?
Marvolo: She brought you a purple toad to eat..
Rerek: Ew! I dont LIKE purple toads!!
MC: What did he say?
Marvolo: *sigh* he doesn't like purple toads..
MC: Rerek, food is food! Don't be ungrateful!! *frowns*
Rerek: Why is she frowning at me?! What the fuck did this HOE just say to me?!
Marvolo: *sighs louder* She said food is food, and that you shouldn't be ungrateful.
Rerek: Tell her I'll fucking eat it..And then I'll VOMIT in her overnight bag!!!!
MC: Is he giving me attitude?! Whats he fucking saying?!
Marvolo: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!! Christ..I'm not playing this ANNOYING game of Translator EVERY. FUCKING. TIME that you two argue!.... FUCK!
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Unpopular Opinion: King Magnifico did nothing wrong. He had every right to perceive the star suddenly appearing out of nowhere as a potential threat from a rival sorcerer, especially since he lost his entire family to attackers as a child and created the Rosas kingdom as a Safe Space/Utopian Mecca where nobody has to fear being attacked/raided/enslaved. He busted his ass to create the kingdom and protect his people.
Also Asha and Amaya are ungrateful bitches. That is all.
Y'all are fishing for reasons to hate on this movie that i no longer care but I'm roasting you anyways.
By your logic, Ariel is ungrateful for leaving her family,Jasmine and Elsa are ungrateful for running away and Raya is horrible for having trust issues.
And by your logic, Goliath and Angela from Gargoyles are bitches for not putting up with Demona's crap.
Magnifico is a perfect example of "hurt people hurt people." He only granted wishes based on what made HIMSELF look good. Amaya had every right not to fuck with him anymore after he launched a campaign of terror on her own kingdom, and assaulted her. That Asha wanted Magnifico to give people back their wishes if he couldn't grant them is they can pursue a different path without relying on a higher power. That's not being selfish.
Now I don't know what about this specific movie that brings out the absolute worst in you hoes but enough is enough. I am sick and tired of yall using this movie's flaws to shit on anyone and everyone who likes it or even tries to defend asha and amaya - the freaking HEROES - all so you can trash for the sake of trashing it.
I dare say its because the internet&fandoms has a weird grudge towards heroes, insisting they MUST be selfish, must be ungrateful and must be the REAL AWFUL PEOPLE because they don't take the villains crap lying down (even if they are sympathetic at times).
And i am so DAMN TIRED of yall justifying hate because a movie is written badly/Meddled With or not ground-breaking enough. And lets be honest, Amaya could've been an actual villain and yall still would've bitched about "Le Twist villains."
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What You Did
Request: here
TW: cheating, adultery, swearing, arguing, name calling, mentions of violence (against Johnny & his side hoe), tears, deflection, angst, Husband! Johnny x black! reader, CEO! Johnny, (this was rushed and kinda short), 18+, minors dni, gif not mine, enjoy!
Disclaimer: This is a fictional depiction for entertainment purposes and is not meant to be taken as a reflection of the idol’s action in real life, nor a guide on his personality.
“What the fuck Johnny! How are you mad? Because you got caught? Because if there’s anyone fucking pissed, it should be me!” You dug your feet in the ground, pulling away from your husband, who had dragged you inside your home after he’d been caught in the act of cheating on you. You had suspected him for quite some time now, but you couldn’t prove it. So you started following him to his little rendezvous, trying to collect evidence, but you’d never caught him. Until today, when you least expected it. Today you’d been at brunch at your favorite restaurant with your friends, telling them about your doubts, when you’d spotted him at another table, smiling and kissing another woman. Your friends had immediately sprung into action, the mimosas they’d had before melting any reservations they’d usually have.
Your group had approached the table, immediately causing a scene when you realized it was your husband’s secretary who you’d helped get a job at the company. Drinks were thrown, a fight started between your friends and the secretary, and your husband had been slapped at least twice during the altercation. He’d grabbed you up during the chaos, dragging you outside to his car, and driving you home, pissed. He was pacing the floor now, his jaw clenched in annoyance. “Where in the hell did you come from Y/N? Are you and your little friends spying on me? Do you not care about my privacy?!” He raised his voice back at you, pissing you of further.
“Don’t you fucking dare question me me! What you should be asking yourself is, ‘why did I bring some whore to my wife’s favorite restaurant and why did I kiss her,’ you asshole! With your secretary Johnny, really?! The woman I helped you to hire?” Johnny rolled his eyes, exasperated. “It’s not your favorite restaurant, that’s her favorite restaurant! Yours is down the street, the little taco place! And it’s not like you fucking care about this marriage anyway Y/N! All you wanna do is sit around like some rich snob, and look through magazines all day!”
He walked towards the bathroom, taking off his suit jacket, but you weren’t done with this conversation, especially not when he was accusing you of being the one in the wrong. “Suh Youngho you bastard, I do care about this marriage! I work my ass off for this marriage! Meanwhile, you’re too busy shoving your tongue down that bitch’s throat to remember that you are the one who wanted me to stop working and operate my boutique from home! I did that for you! And newsflash, idiot! Not only is that my favorite restaurant, it’s where we had our fifth anniversary! It’s not about the fucking restaurant, it’s about what you did!” You yelled, rage running through your veins.
Johnny turned around suddenly, a scowl etched deep into his brow. “You work your ass off?! That’s rich coming from you! Comical even! I am the one who stays behind after hours to make sure that we have enough money to take care of this damn house that you love to be in all the damn time! I’m the one who pays for all the major bills, like the lights and the gas! Who bought you that new car for your birthday? It sure as hell wouldn’t be you, nor that little boutique you care about so much! I do everything for you, and you’re still ungrateful!” Johnny stood in front of the mirror, loosening his tie. You didn’t know what pissed you off more, how he was deflecting from the real issue to make you the bad guy, or the fact that he wouldn’t look you in the eyes.
“What the fuck does your money have to do with it Johnny, huh? Why are you trying to blame this on me! It was never about money, or who works harder! All I wanna know is why! Why did you do it? Why in the fuck would you do that to me? To us? I thought everything was okay, but all of a sudden, I see my husband lip-locked with some bitch that works in his office every day! I have a right to be pissed, since you don’t seem to give a shit about us! Why’d you do it Johnny? Why?!?” Angry tears spilled from your eyes, as the heartbreak finally overtook you. You continued to scream at him, throwing pillows, books, and anything you could find on your dressers, in his general direction. Your husband dodged what he could, trying to come closer to you. “Stop Y/N! Stop it! Don’t throw anything else!” He caught your wrists in his hands, causing you to struggle against his grip. “No! Not until you tell me why you did it! Why Johnny?!”
“I don’t fucking know! Alright?! I don’t know.” The air around the both of you thickened in a tense silence, neither of you knowing what to say. It felt like years were going by, when in reality, only a few minutes had passed. Tears fell from your eyes constantly, but you did nothing to stop them, as both of your wrists were still held by your husband. You looked into each other’s eyes, trying to see who would be the first to speak. You decided to be the one to break the silence. “Well, when you figure out why, you let me know.” You pulled your wrists away from his hands, and walked towards the closet. Your husband watched in disbelief and shock. He didn’t think you’d ever leave, and that was his first mistake. Not only were you packing your bags to leave, but you’d probably file for divorce soon too. On that striking realization, your husband finally sprung into action.
“Y/N wait! Please... please, I know I don’t deserve it, but could you at least tell me where you’re going? And if you’ll be back?” Your husband was on his knees, the hem of your skirt in his hands as he waited for an answer. His head hung towards the ground, still not brave enough to look you completely, in fear of what he’d see in your expression. But you had nothing left to say to him. He’d broken your trust, and your heart. What more could you possibly say? You pulled your skirt out of his hands, and made your way down the stairs, and out of the door. Johnny finally broke down, as he realized he’d truly messed up this time, sobbing into his hands. “What have I done?”
#thesafecafe#nct imagines#nct angst#nct johnny#johnny seo#angst#kpop ambw#kpop fluff#kpop angst#kpop writing#nct x black reader#nct x reader#nct x female reader#kpop imagines#kpop x black reader#x black reader#johnny suh#kpop requests#black reader#black writers#kpop x poc reader
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Lmfao no one said Ducky was an angel. A few anons simply said they aren’t going to not her support her business if it proves to be quality and ethical from this point forward. I too rather support a business that used an agere hashtag on one post, listened to her audience and corrected it straight away, than support Rearz who will threaten to sue you if you say anything negative about their products, LKB allows assault to take place at her store parties, ODU is sending out promo to literal pure age regression accounts (they are also openly trying to profit from that community but instead of criticizing them ya’ll continue to sell out every single release), LFB photographs infants in their kink ads, DragonFortress who just up and closed with unfulfilled orders, LittleLabs sending dirty and used product to their costumers, and BYD who let’s not forget gave a TON of promo product to the age regression queen herself, Kattbebee. Maybe if you guys were actual business owners and not just sw’s you’d understand that in order for their company to stay afloat and keep producing products for this ungrateful ass community they need to make money. And when you’re dealing with kinky adult babies who’s only hobbies are shitting their diapers and canceling people, you’re going to need to reach multiple communities, within 18+ communities. Tell me you don’t understand the first thing about running a business without telling me head ass hoes. You guys are so delusional with your “hehe i’m so much holier and better than thou based on where i consume capitalism!” meanwhile posting this crap on your phones. Wait until you hear about how cobalt is mined for your precious cell phone in the Congo, then you’ll have a real injustice problem to cry about. Put a pacifier in it and quit your fucking crying.
#thedduckyprincess#theduckduckgooseryco#littleslab#lilkinkboutique#babyyourdoll#dragonfortress#littleforbig#kattbebee#onesiesdownunder
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music note but x5 (also hi omg it's been forever)
♬― Ricky - Denzel Curry;; My daddy said "Trust no man but your brothers // And never leave your day one's in the gutter" // My daddy said "Treat young girls like your mother" // My momma said "Trust no hoe, use a rubber"
IF I EVER NEED A SONG PLAYING AS I'M ABOUT TO THROW . SHIT. DOWN. This is the song. I will scrap up to this song. This is the BEST kind of fight song. It's taunting, it's boisterous, it's loud, it's nasty in all the best ways. What makes it better is the Genius commentary about Denzel's history alongside it, and how he's striving, fighting for greatness. I relate to it personally, and I love every beat of this song. This was a solid repeat for me in 2022 when I was getting my career & job started. Highly recommend Denzel; he's a great talent if you're interested in Alt. Rap individuals.
♬― Elephant- CupCakke;; They're like "cupcakKe, you gotta do more, why the fuck you don't do features?" // 'Cause it's no face, no case, that's why I don't do the shit, let me teach you.
EIGHT. Count it: 8 DIFFERENT FLOWS in ONE FREESTYLE. Cupcakke is so underrated in her potential and artistry. Her word play? Her rhythm to the beat? She found a way to speak in different cadences in ONE SONG, ONE CONSISTENT BEAT. And again, her wordplay and the story she's telling in this freestyle are so solid and so fun too. It was very relevant when it was released in 2020, and when people undermine Cupcakke to say she's just a "joke rapper" it makes me want to start swinging because she has some BANGERS and people need to give her music a chance. Special mention to Squidward Nose, cause that's a banger too. All her music: bangers.
♬― Rich N*gga Problems - A$AP Rocky;; Got a mink doormat that say, "N*gga, we made it" // Got all white neighbors and most of 'em racist // They put your name and faces when you goin' in places // Then black ain't enough, you just don't wanna be famous.
See, imma be real with y'all. Some people say Rihanna should be with corny ass Drake, and I heavily disagree because I think A$AP Rocky is the better rapper, lyricist, and somewhat a generally better person (I won't forgive him for the colorist comments... but he supports trans right... he's a character). Anyway, A$AP I think is also highly underrated by his artistry. I think his lyricism is on point, especially in this song. It's about the negative aspects of being black and famous and I think the story is told very well in this song. Another rotation song for myself in my day to day. Another special mention to Babuskha Boi, cause that one is a BANGER.
♬― Ungrateful - Megan Thee Stallion;; If I was still doin' broke shit with your broke ass // Then your broke ass wouldn't want beef.
MEGAN. MEEEGAN. Just stay in this lane, cause I love when Megan is just unabashed, confident, and loud. She deserves it. She's so great. And this song really highlights it, cause you can see she has a lot of talent when you give her the room to do so and let her rap in a flow faster than her standard flow. This is just a great song. In the rotation!!!
♬― Is There Someone Else? - The Weeknd;; And I don't want to be a prisoner to who I used to be // I swear I changed my ways for the better, the better // 'Cause I wanna be with you forever, forever.
As I am currently going through a bitter divorce from The Weeknd due to his... antics, I do have to, unfortunately, admit this is a favorite song of mine (which y'all might have seen pop up on the blog for a while). I just love the synth wave, the heartbreak, the tragedy. It's all camp. And I just slurp it up because it's so pertinent that this is the theme song of most of my girls on this blog and I hATE IT.
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like people who shit on botw zelda will die by my fucking hand bitch like she’s got nuance she’s got depth she’s got layers and hoes just wanna downplay her and say she’s just being an ungrateful bitch like OKAY WOULD YOU BE CHILL IN THAT POSITION. WOULD YOU.
FRANKLY I’M AMAZED THAT SHE WASN’T LESS CHILL ABOUT IT THAN SHE ALREADY WAS.
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🧿 “we cry together” 🧿
pairing: Toji x reader
summary: the whole argument from the short film… yeaaa that’s you guys, word by word mostly
tropes: toxic relationships, arguments, angst no comfort
warnings: cussin, sex mentions, TOXICCC, a lilll bit of smut at the end, not proof read
This is what the world sounds like..
“I fuckin hate you! I can’t live like this…” you sobbed to yourself as you got ready for work. You felt tension and emotion stir as Toji sat in the other room grumbling.
“I swear I’m tired of these emotional ass, ungrateful ass bitches,” he began loudly and leaned into his chair as you interrupt.
“Get the fuck out!”
“Unstable ass, confrontational ass, dumb bitches- you wanna bring a man down even when I’m tryna do right. We could go our separate ways right now, you could move on with your life,” he huffed as you made your way to him now in his face.
“Fuck you, you love a pity party, I won't show up. Always act like your shit don't stink, motherfucker, grow up.” You bend at the waist to catch his eyes that burned with an anger that didn’t match his “nonchalant” demeanor all he did is readjust in his seat and silently meet your eyes.
“Forever late for shit, won't buy shit, sit around and deny shit- Fuck around on a side bitch, then come fuckin' up my shit!” You say snatching his phone up and stomping over to your counter making him get up to follow.
“What? Fuckin' up yo' shit? You must be bleedin' and some more shit. Bitch, I don't know shit, fuck yo' feelings-“ he begins coming up behind you before reaching for his phone which you move away from him. You turn and meet those same eyes.
“You on some hoe shit See, I don't know why you like playin' mind games with me,” you out his phone in his pocket and continue.
“Bitch, I ain't slow nor ditsy, I know when you bein' distant- I know when you fake busy. Get out yo' feelings and miss me with that reverse psychology.” Your voice cracks as he reaches for your necklace.
“Bitch you trippin, who got you that Rollie Chain-“
“And who put that car in my name??”
“You think ima kiss yo ass?”
“Nah, your fuckin lame” the two of you go back and forth. You toss the necklace to the side and get in eachother face tossing the same insult back and forth until Toji breaks away and moves back to his seat.
You let out and aggravated breath and go to your room to find the papers on your bed as Toji once again begins following you around.
“Wastin' my time and energy tryna be good to you- Lost friends, family, gained more enemies 'cause of you! Bitches starin' at me in Zara, hoes scratchin my cars up! Should followed my mind and just moved back home.” You refused to make eye contact with him anymore but he still continued.
“Oh, what, that's my fault now? Bitch, you power trippin', or guilt trippin'? I held yo' ass down-“
“You just kept me down, that's a big difference!” You sat down and continued getting ready for work as he stood in front of your way.
“Stressin' myself tryna figure why I'm not good enough… Goin' to church, prayin' for you, searchin' for good in us,” you sigh tiredly gettin up and in his face. Sayin anything to make him hurt the way he hurt you.
“Lil' dick-ass who can’t take care of his kids-“
“You was still suckin’ this dick tho-“
“Well shit I shoulda sucked his!”
His eye twitched as he tilted his head getting a little closer to you.
“Fuck you say?”
“I said I should have found a bigger dick!” You challenged clapping your hands each word for emphasis.
He backs up and you take the opportunity to grab you bag and leave laughing
“Aha you mad, lil feelins shot- go text that raggedy bitch and tell her you all that she got. Let her know you packin yo shit n gotta move by the first.” You turn to grab your keys but Toji grabs them first and holds them above him.
“Gimme my keys, ima be late to work.” You try and jump for them but he moves again.
“Fuck yo job today gon’ be the day you walk to that bitch-“
“Gimme my fuckin keys-“
“Nah, I like you parked in that bitch”
“Gimme my fuckin keys!” You continue to jump for your keys as Toji keeps moving eyein you and your sorry attempts with a smirk on his face.
“Ahh now you mad at me, I got you hollerin for nothin-“
“I do the same when we fuckin”
“Act like that pussy ain’t loose”
“I’d rather act like I’m cummin~”
“I’d rather fuck off the juice-“
“Id rather fuck on yo cousin-“
“Bitch you said you gon fuck who?”
“You heard me Toji it’s nun~”
You grin and he two of you go back into spitting the same insult back and forth. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. During the argument he attempted to lock himself in the bathroom but you came around the other side that connect to your bedroom.
You two take the argument to the living room where he turns on the ps4.
“I don't even know why I fuck with you-“
“I'll be damned if I stuck with you,”
“Changed my number, I'm duckin' you, bitch.”
“Bitch, whatever is comfortable.”
“This the type of shit couples do?Shoulda thought about cuffin' you, bitch,”
“Toji, you dirty and you broke~” you fix your stance to fake confidence.
“Ho, you goofy and gullible, fuck you talkin' 'bout?”
“The insecurities you got, won't mind fuck me- Womanizer, got no affection from yo' mama, I see~”
“Don't speak on my mama, the fuck is yo' problem?”
“That bitch don't like me anyways!”
“Bitch, she gave you the Honda-“
“And used that shit to throw it in my face.. Find it funny you just can't apologize;” you had moved and turned off the tv so all his attention was on you and your points. He sits on the couch manspread watching your every movement.
“Egotistic, narcissistic, love your own lies- See, you the reason why strong women fucked up! Why they say it's a man's world- See, you the reason for Trump,” tears shed your eyes as you move around your coffee table to get in his face.
“You the reason, we overlooked, underpaid, under-booked, under shame- If you look, I don't speak, then I'm called out my name.”
You took a deep breath trying to regulate yourself but you’re so warm, raw and emotional that you couldn’t reason.
“I am flawed, I am pained, never yours, I remained-You the reason bitches start fuckin' with bitches when they change!You the reason bitches start callin' y'all bitches 'cause y'all useless!!” He stands up and corners you on the side of your couch.
“Man, shut the fuck up! Said I'm tired of these emotional-ass, ungrateful-ass bitches; Fake innocent, fake feminist, stop pretendin'-“
“Here you got shut the fuck up.”
“It's a split decision, broads like you and real victims. Let's talk the truth, women in general just can't get along.” You tell him to explain as you stand face to face for once tonight.
“Hmm, when Tash got a man, you didn't pick up the phone- Uh, uh, when Nate got a job, you said you stayin' home.
Why R&B bitches don't feature on each other songs then?”
“What the fuck is you talkin about?”
“Never mind bitch, I'm walkin' out,”
“Whatever, I'm off you now,” you roll your eyes
“Yo' evil ass kept me well in doubt” you step towards him, you both look eachother up and down. The cycle will continue. You can’t help yourself, you know he’s bad for you but he’s just too good.
“Pussy nigga, best watch your mouth-“
“Pussy and mouth is all you got~”
“Lay this pussy back on the couch~”
“Doggie style, then you get on top.” His lips attack your neck with marks for just a moment before his hands reach your clothes and tears them off of you eying your body with anger and lust.
You position bend over on your couch hearing the sound of his belt and zipper before he enters with no warning causing a whine to draw out of you that was so submissive for him.
“Who dick small bitch?” He groaned holding your hips.
Authors note: Yeaa nun too much, I just really really love this song and the short film made with it.
©mxrtixnzwrld. do not copy, modify, translate, repost any of my work! reblogging is greatly appreciated!!
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Case Study: Sophie - Part 1
Well, well, well… I didn’t think I’d ever have to write in this fucking folder ever again. WRONG. I mean I knew I’d eventually come and write in this. However, Sophie going on about this bitch has grown old and boring, decreasing my ability to want to write about how much of a stupid situation she put herself in.
Well, here I am.
Yesterday (February 26), Sophie told me that she had broken up with Alan. Yeah that’s the fuck head. She told me she had, had enough and so she broke it off. The event leading up to this was that Sophie had called him to say that the shoes that he’d wanted - supposedly - for months, was at the post office ready to be picked up. Why were they at the post office you may ask? Well for the simple fact that Sophie was securing something that would be easily pinched if no one was at home. It becomes a waste of money if someone steals shit that you’ve paid for. You wanna know what she gets from this fuck head? No ‘Thanks hun, I’ll go pick it up.’ All she got was him nutting off at her because she sent them to the post office instead of his house. Ungrateful fucking whore of a narcissistic little boy. Who - not to mention - earns more fucking money than Sophie does. So if he really wanted these fucking shoes he should have brought them himself instead of spending money on his trashy hoe of a side piece he called his ‘girl bestfriend.’
This is literally the scrapes from the surface. This doesn’t even infuriate me anymore because she did it to herself. She spent 11 months wasting time on something that wasn’t in it for her but more or less for himself. He was wasting her time. Making her think that he loved her and was in it for the so call ‘long run.’ Endless arguments. He cheated on her twice. He neglected her when she needed him most. He manipulated her to think that we were fucking wrong about him. I tell you, when I sense a walking red flag. I’m never fucking wrong. You need evidence for that? Look at how her last relationship ended. You know for months on end Sophie was waiting for him to treat her out on a date, get her gifts? Even the smaller ones at some stage she would have appreciated more than anything else. But no. None of that. Sophie was buying him shit and he’d run off with no gratitude. The way he’d neglect her more times than often to hang out with his ‘mates’ was fucking ridiculous. He’d even leave Sophie to so call comfort his ‘girl bestfriend’ who would be upset. Bullshit. He was probably comforting her with his rice dick. To think that it would be more offensive to his side bitch by not comforting her over his girlfriend, who probably needed him more than anything else… She really thought he would change for her? Like fuck. He was all in it for himself in the beginning.
Me: Whether you answer it or not I don’t mind and you can put me in my place. But be completely honest with me why are you still with him if he puts you through that shit Soph?
Sophie: It’s ok to ask that question but the reason im still with alan is a bit varied but I guess the way I can explain it is that I still love him not what he has done that’s bad but what he’s done that’s good yes he’s done a ton of fucking crappy things but he’s always been the first person there when I needed him. And not in the way where he has to protect me but he’s always been some sort of a teacher to me because he knows I get a bit temperamental and just act on my emotions and he’s been patient with me
Sophie: But those times where he has done shit to hurt me I know I can do better then him and he knows that to
Sophie: I fell in love with him purely because he showed me that I could lean on him.
Sophie: That I could be vulnerable with him and that’s not what really made me fall in love but it was that factor that contributed to it
Sophie: I know u don’t think I should be with him anymore and I get why he’s a dick
Sophie: I know he’s got heaps to show or better yet prove to everyone that he’s worthwhile
Sophie: But I believe he can do it
Sophie : That’s why I want him to meet my family because at the end of the day it’s not just me he’s going to have to impress
Sophie: But if he wants a future with me he needs to prove that he will be suitable
I just don’t understand a lot of things Sophie did these past months. All of the alarms were ringing loud and clear. But no. Unfortunately her stubbornness is more her weakness than it is her strength. She even thought he could change.
The fact that he would also lay a violent hand on one of your closest friends didn’t raise any hairs either? Are you fucking delusional?
However.
Something that actually does piss me off is the fact that she told me that she didn’t care if I gave him the verbal whooping of his life but told me later on to but out of it. Boohoo. I couldn’t give a damn. I think she realised just how much her relationship has fucked me off. I woke up this morning and chose to be a cunt.
Sophie: Hey look I know I said say whatever but after everything I still care for him not to lose his job.
Sophie: So just please leave it
Sophie is: Don’t get involved ok
Me: I’m not that petty. I’m more of a criticiser. Not an asshole. But yes Soph imma leave it alone. He can suck a dick for all I care but he is like a minuscule to the shit I’m dealing with so don’t worry.
Me: U deal with it ur own way just like I dealt with Drake my own way.
Me: 👍
I’m waiting for a reply. But I think the “U deal with it ur own way like I dealt with Drake my own way” text I sent to her struck some heart stings. She told me what to do with my last relationship. And she says shit like this. Makes me laugh. A fuck ton. It makes me laugh at the fact that she has the right to get involved in my relationships only in the rough patch when I don’t need her to hold my hand and then when I go back to pay the ‘favour back’ she gets all up and arms. Hypocrisy isn’t a pretty look okay babes?
Another thing that I can’t quite comprehend is the fact that she asks people who she barely knows for advice as if they’ve been involved this whole time and stuck up with her childish and stupid decisions for the long run. The fact that she can’t come to us for honest advice and has to go to a practical stranger, buzzes the fuck outta me. It’s like she’s scared to hear the truth. Like she doesn’t want to admit she was in the wrong from the beginning. Sorry Soph, but even the person you asked for advice from knows how fucked up that little boy is. Don’t worry. I filled him in. On everything. He is my boyfriend after all (and I plan to keep a secret from you because you don’t know how to keep shit to yourself). He’s more woke than that thing that you called a boyfriend. I’m extremely fortunate to have him and one day hope that your line of sight changes from walking red flags to real men who actually give a damn about you and know how to treat you accordingly. I feel like you rush into shit way too fucking fast. So you know, while you’re supposedly broken up, I hope you actually use your head and realise you need a break to work on yourself. I know for a fact that the reason why you’re depressed and have crippling anxiety is not only because of the work load you had to do, but because that fucking asshole would make you feel worthless. I mean I could blame him for you falling behind in your studies. Look where he got you? He held you back so he could move forward and better you. You thought there was a level in mutuality in how successful you were compared to the other, but we all know that wasn’t the truth.
As I close out this massive as fuck, brain rot of a rant, I just wanna say that I have the slightest feeling that she’s gonna be stupid enough to go back to him. After all, 1 of his good things > 1000 of his shit things. I’ll be letting her know that I want absolutely nothing to do with it, and might refuse to go to her 21st if he’s there. I’d hate to do something I won’t regret later.
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It’s Black people fault racists being racist? Shut the hell up.
It’s Black people fault this piss ass state has a Democratic party run by a Republican oil heiress who likely PURPOSELY handicapped this race?
Go shoe shine somewhere the fuck else
Black people dont even have the NUMBERS to do that in Louisiana. Yall dumb as FUCK.
Whole state party run by bitches who were at work when the Challenger exploded but want the KIDS to give a fuck about any of this
NO SMOKE for any other race. Black folks gotta fix it all? Suck my imaginary dick!
Shawn Wilson didnt even start campaigning around the state til THIS FUCKING SUMMER. The Democrats did not even TRY.
You slew foot ass unseasoned chicken flavored bitches really couldnt wait til MONDAY after the election to blame Black folks. Have they even finished the TALLY?! LIKEEEEEEEEE
It’s always BLACK PEOPLE fault for you piss poor ass bitches not wanting to do your jobs.
Kiss my ass!
Its Black people holding this PISS ASS STATE TOGETHER
and that piss ass state doesn’t deserve nann black body a resident or tourist
It’s Black people fault the LA Democratic Party spending time funding Dem vs. Dem races instead of recruiting new talent so we dont all have to vote DOWN BALLOT for Republicans? Go choke on a bag of weiners
So if you are on this app blaming BLACK PEOPLE IN LOUISIANA, a 3rd of this population and many of whom are ineligible to vote and are gerrymandered out of being able TO vote, you a shoeshining ass bitch and I wish the worst for you
This piss ass state is what it is CAUSE THE LA DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS A CLOWN CAR
How is this even ACCEPTABLE? To just outright LIE and claim Black people are the reason Jeff Landry is now governor? You dont think we dont know he HATES US? But guess what? So do LOUISIANA Dems.
We supposed to look at Katrina Jackson or Troy Carter like KINFOLK? PLEASE
LMAO at blaming low voter turnout on voting day being the same weekend as 2 HBCU homecomings (as if that wasnt by design by those fucking racists) AND NOT DEMOCRATS BEING FUCKING TRASH
Also bitching about low voter turnout? BABY GIRL /BOY OR BETTER YET BIIITCH FUCK OFF.
You fuckers didnt run on WOMEN despite THESE headlines circulating the block all year, if I had a penis you can choke on it
Also LEST WE FORGET:
Black Democrats outlawed abortion in Louisiana. That bill was signed into law by a DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR.
YOU fquckasses NEED TO BURN IN HELL blaming Black residents of this ridiculous state for the disarray of the Party and the harm we experience. Heck I’ll take you down there myself if I could
Also ALOT OF PEOPLE are ineligible to vote due to their immigration status and criminal records. 1 in 3 Americans has a criminal record and Louisiana incarcerates the most people per capita IN. THE. WORLD. I dont wanna hear this goddamn bullshit narrative around us.
ALL you nigclears and nig hew bitches (along with actual hews and clears ) need to turn that mirror onto yourselves.
Fucking Carter out here shoeshining for Steve Scalise of all people and you want Black folks to swoop in and save the day for you ungrateful bitches.
YALL gave Jeff Landry this race. Leave Black Louisianians ALONE
And let me tell you something else! If Jeff Landry
1. Stealing taxpayer money
2. Using the LA police as hired guns for his donors
3. Running an interstate coalition of AGs to hunt women for abortions & supporting the DEATH penalty for them
wasnt ENOUGH? Nothing was gonna be.
And the ONLY reason y’all blaming Black people is b/c y’all are deluded enough into thinking we ALL experience harm the same. Black people suffer no matter WHO is in office. Bel Edwards signed the first Blue Lives Matter bill into law in the NATION & HID CORRUPT COPS FROM THE LAW
Honestly Yall mothers are BITCH MADE! And y’all daddy’s mommas some ugly HOES! And so are you
And that’s what the problem is. So on DAY 1 post-election in one of the WORST DEFEATS this state’s Democratic party has ever seen, maybe sit with THAT instead of uniting under a “Blame Black folks” narrative
The state with the WORST maternal mortality rate in the nation has DEMOCRATS ban abortion.
WORST education in the country and they banning Black history and books
HIGHEST incarceration rate & a Democrat shielded murderous cops from the FBI.
BUT WANT BLACK FOLKS TO SHOW UP?
Like this state doesn’t deserve them!
let the state drown in the mess they made. Drown!
Sorry for the rant but I had to LET THEIR ASSES KNOW!! They always wanna blame the utter failures on black folks. Nah! The turnout sucked because your policies sucked and you didn’t want to do the work.
This is the same rhetoric that will be floating around next year in Florida if the Democratic and progressives orgs do not get it together. They have so much work to do to rebuild infrastructure & re-engage voters and I have yet to see it.
don’t you dare blame black folks because you’re incompetent af!
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Caliborn, Jake English
Act 6, page 5669-5682
undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering golgothasTerror [GT]
uu: DON'T DO IT.
GT: Do what now?
uu: WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THAT BITCH.
uu: YOU SHOULD THANK ME FOR DISTRACTING YOU. FROM INITIATING A POINTLESS CONVERSATION.
uu: WITH AN UGLY HOT WOMAN.
GT: Hey take that back roxys my good friend!
GT: Well ok take back all the parts that werent a compliment.
GT: Or wait. Is calling her hot a compliment or is that creepy?
GT: She is certainly pretty. But hearing it come from you sounds lecherous and dastardly!
uu: OH MY FUCK.
uu: SHUT UP.
GT: Heh. Its probably just my instincts as a brave boy kicking in.
GT: The old chivalry bone acting up you know? When i hear a ladys good name getting besmirched i just start seeing red!!!
uu: WOW.
uu: EVEN I THINK YOU SOUND LIKE A DOUCHE RIGHT NOW.
uu: BUT LOOK. JAKE HUMAN.
uu: I DIDN'T COME TO JEER YOU. UNTIL YOU DRIP THE WEIRD FACE WATER OUT OF YOUR SOCKETS.
uu: EVEN THOUGH IT SAYS I'M JEERING YOU AT THE TOP. JUST IGNORE THAT.
GT: Errr.
GT: Alright?
uu: I'M HERE ON A DIFFERENT KIND OF BUSINESS.
uu: I WAS HOPING WE COULD BE MORE "GENTLEMANLY" WITH EACH OTHER.
GT: Gentlemanly you say?
uu: YES.
uu: I EVEN LOOKED IT UP IN ONE OF YOUR EARTH DICTIONARIES TO MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE I WAS USING THE WORD RIGHT.
uu: DID YOU KNOW. THERE DOES NOT EXIST A FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF THAT WORD?
uu: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING "GENTLEWOMANLY". I LOOKED THAT UP TOO. IT ISN'T THERE.
GT: It isnt?
uu: WELL OK.
uu: IT IS.
uu: BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT'S A REAL WORD.
uu: IT'S TOTALLY MADE UP. AND DOESN'T BELONG THERE.
uu: YOU KNOW WHY IT'S PROBABLY IN THERE?
GT: Um...
uu: BECAUSE SOME SILLY BITCH PUT IT THERE.
uu: TRUST ME. THIS IS NOT A NOTION WHICH APPLIES TO THAT AWFUL GENDER.
uu: FEMALES ARE NOT BIOLOGICALLY EQUIPPED TO BEHAVE REASONABLY. AS PROVEN BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT. BY EMPIRICAL ASSERTION.
uu: THEY ARE VERY SHRILL AND INSANE AND DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THEIR EMOTIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND THEIR FEELINGS NEVER SHUT UP.
uu: AND WORST OF ALL. GIRLS ARE VERY TRENCHANT TOWARD BOYS WHO WOULD KINDLY INFORM THEM OF THE WAY REALITY FUCKING WORKS.
uu: TALK ABOUT UNGRATEFUL. NO. THERE IS NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO BE GAINED. FROM CHATTING UP THE BITCHES.
uu: AS SUCH. IT IS MY SOLEMN BOYPLEDGE. THAT I WILL NEVER BOTHER SPEAKING WITH YOUR FOUL HUMAN STRUMPETS AGAIN.
GT: Your...
GT: Boypledge?
uu: THROUGH CAREFUL OBSERVATION OF YOUR PARTY. I HAVE DETERMINED THEY ARE BOTH USELESS. AND HOLDING YOU ALL BACK.
uu: ON THE OTHER HAND. BOTH OF YOUR MALE PLAYERS ARE PRETTY GOOD. THE OTHER GUY, AND HIS RED FLOATING MALE GHOST? THEY'RE SO STRONG. IT'S SO GREAT.
uu: I REALLY RESPECT THAT.
GT: Yeah. Dirk is a pretty tough cookie alright...
uu: YOU'RE NOT AS STRONG. BUT WHATEVER. YOU'RE ALRIGHT ANYWAY.
uu: LET'S FACE IT. COMPARED TO THE FECKLESS HOES. YOU'RE IN A CLASS OF YOUR OWN.
GT: But i thought you hated me!
GT: At least thats how i remember it when we last talked.
GT: Which was admittedly a while ago.
GT: Ive never been accused of having a photographic memory but i dont recall you typing in green either.
GT: Are you ripping me off bro??
uu: NO YOU FUCKING MORON.
uu: IF I STOOPED TO YOUR LEVEL. AND DECIDED TO JACK *ANY* PORTION OF YOUR SWAGGER.
uu: DON'T YOU THINK. YOU'D NEED TO EARN MY RESPECT FIRST???
GT: I dont think I understand.
uu: YES. EXACTLY.
uu: UNDERSTANDING IS WHAT I NOTICE YOU DON'T DO. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.
uu: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT JAKE.
uu: IT IS WHY I HAVE TAKEN AN INTEREST IN YOU.
GT: Whys that?
uu: BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB AS A BAG OF TEETH.
uu: I'VE CHECKED YOU OUT. FROM MANY DIFFERENT MONITORS.
uu: YOU ARE JUST. SPECTACULARLY UNINTELLIGENT.
GT: Hey!
uu: SETTLE DOWN. I WAS TRYING TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT.
GT: Oh. Whoops.
GT: Go on then.
uu: WHILE TO CASUAL OBSERVERS YOU MIGHT APPEAR. TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW FAR PANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN YOUR LEGS.
uu: I KNOW THAT IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE. YOU ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.
uu: IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU JUST HAVE A SPECIAL MIND.
uu: LIKE ME.
GT: You think so?
GT: Not to sound too self obsessed or anything but ive given that some thought.
GT: That maybe there is something special about me that nobody can understand. And maybe thats why i always seem to be botching things up the wazoo with my pals.
GT: Maybe thats why i feel like such a loner. I dunno. Im rambling and ive been thinking about it a lot lately. What about you?
GT: Does being special make you screw the pooch with your friends like it does for me?
uu: UGH. NO. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
uu: FOR MY PEOPLE. THE WORD FOR FRIENDS. IS FLAWS.
GT: Wow really?
uu: PROBABLY NOT? BUT. IT SHOULD BE.
uu: BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. AS A MATTER OF MY PERFECT PHILOSOPHY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
uu: BUT THE FACT THAT YOU CLEARLY HATE YOUR FRIENDS. AND ARE READY TO SHED THEM LIKE THE DRY SKIN OF A SERPENT.
uu: INDICATES THAT WE SHARE A VERY SPECIAL QUALITY AMONG BROTHERLY BROS. WHO MUST WORK HARDER WITH OUR BRAINS THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
uu: SO WE MAY ACHIEVE BRUTAL SUPREMACY OVER THEM ALL.
GT: Haha. Well i wouldnt go that far. I love my friends!
GT: But i was once told i had a lot of potential.
GT: Supposedly thats how all pages are and it takes them for frickin EVER to reach it.
GT: And funnily enough it was a figment of my own subconscious that told me this. A part of my untapped potential itself! But disguised as my best bro which was...
GT: Peculiar to say the least.
GT: Is that your situation? Are you a page too?
uu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
uu: HELL NO. BUT THANKS FOR THE LAUGH.
uu: MY CLASS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. EVEN THOUGH I JUST LAUGHED.
uu: MINE IS THE BEST OF ALL. WHILE YOURS IS FUCKING TRASH.
GT: Oh? Whats yours then?
uu: LORD.
GT: Fine then jeez.
GT: Sorry for asking!
uu: WHAT?
uu: NO.
uu: THAT WAS NOT A SHORT REMARK OF FRUSTRATION.
uu: IT WAS THE ANSWER DUMBASS.
GT: Oh.
uu: IT'S THE MASTER CLASS.
uu: DON'T YOU LOSERS DO ANY HOMEWORK ON THIS GAME.
uu: YOU'D THINK YOU WOULD ALL BE EXPERTS. WITH HOW MUCH MY SISTER HARANGUED YOU ON THIS TEDIOUS SHIT.
uu: SINCE I HAVE HAD GREAT SUCCESS SO FAR. IN PROGRESSING THROUGH THIS DEAD SESSION. I DECIDED. IT WAS TIME TO BITE THAT BULLET.
uu: AND RETURN HOME. TO RETRIEVE ALL OF HER TERRIBLE TEXTS ON THE SUBJECT OF THIS GAME. AND OF YOUR STORY.
uu: I HAVE PORED OVER EVERY NAUSEATING VERSE. IT HAS BEEN A TRUE EXERCISE IN AGONY. FEW COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING.
uu: BUT THAT'S OK.
uu: BECAUSE I'M NOT THE IDIOT KID I USED TO BE. NOW I KNOW. THAT WHAT IT TAKES FOR ME TO LEARN AND GROW STRONGER.
uu: IS EXCRUCIATING EFFORT.
uu: SO I HAVE A CHOICE. WHICH IS TO EITHER BE WEAK.
uu: WHEN WEAKNESS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
uu: OR TO SUFFER. FOREVER. UNTIL NO ONE ELSE EXISTS.
uu: WHO IS STRONGER THAN ME.
uu: AND THAT'S YOUR CHOICE TOO.
uu: PAGE HUMAN ENGLISH.
GT: Sakes alive.
GT: That is a bit extreme no?
uu: FOR YOU. PROBABLY EVEN MORE SO.
uu: BECAUSE AS A LOWLY PAGE. AND AS AN EVEN LOWLIER HUMAN. YOU ARE UTTERLY WORTHLESS.
uu: AND SO YOUR TRIALS I BELIEVE MUST INCLUDE. PROVING TO PARADOX SPACE THAT YOU EVEN DESERVE TO EXIST. IN THE FIRST PLACE.
uu: AND WHILE MY TRIALS WILL BE SIMILARLY GRUELING. A LORD'S WORTHINESS IS AT NO POINT EVER IN DOUBT.
uu: HIS NOBILITY IS MANIFEST. SUPREME MASTERY WAITS FOR HIM PATIENTLY. LIKE AN EMPTY THRONE UNDER HEAVY GUARD.
uu: REALITY ALREADY KNOWS I WILL PREVAIL. JUST AS IT KNEW I WOULD PREDOMINATE.
uu: AND SO INEVITABILITY IS ALWAYS ON MY SIDE.
uu: IT IS MY. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT.
uu: BORTHRIGHT?
uu: BORTHRIGHT.
GT: I dont think thats a word.
GT: But hey you are the lord and i am the lowly page.
uu: DAMN STRAIGHT.
uu: NEVER FORGET WHO YOU ARE MEANT TO SERVE.
GT: Now just a minute buddy. Lets not get carried away.
GT: I have no intention of serving you. In fact im not even sure why im still talking to you!
GT: Youre lucky that my manners are impeccable otherwise i would have blocked you already, what with the scandalous way you have characterized my ladyfriends alone.
GT: Its all well and good you think we have some things in common but i wont fall for it!
GT: Maybe its true at times i can be a little slow on the uptake but i will not be sweet talked into doing the bidding for a silver tongued cur!!!
GT: So to you sir lord i must say GOOD DAY.
uu: JAKE.
uu: YOU STUPID SHIT.
uu: HOW CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB.
uu: ALRIGHT. FIRST OF ALL. MY TONGUE IS NOT SILVER. THAT'S VERY CLOSE TO BEING INSULTING TO ME.
GT: Whatever! Look i know you are not the most quickwitted fella either, so i must inform you this is what we call a "figure of speech."
GT: You know. Like if i said you speak with a forked tongue. Not unlike LUCIFER HIMSELF!!!
uu: BUT. I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A FORKED TONGUE.
GT: Oh...
GT: Really?
uu: WAIT IS THAT SERIOUSLY AN INSULT IN YOUR CULTURE? HOW IS THAT INSULTING??
GT: It just means you arent trustworthy, and i should not be lulled by your false promises.
uu: WOW. OK. WOW.
uu: FIRST. NOT ONLY ARE YOU AN IMBECILE. YOU'RE A FUCKING RACIST TOO.
GT: No im not!
uu: JAKE. YOU JUST SAID SOME RACIST SHIT. END OF STORY.
uu: SECOND OF ALL. I'M NOT ASKING YOU FOR A DAMN THING.
uu: AS IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO OFFER ME AT ALL.
uu: THE VERY IDEA THAT YOU COULD IN ANY WAY IMPROVE MY EXISTENCE. IS ALMOST AS OFFENSIVE AS. YOUR FLAGRANT RACISM.
uu: THERE'S NO "DEAL WITH THE DEVIL" BULLSHIT GOING ON HERE.
uu: I'M OFFERING TO HELP YOU. STRICTLY AS A PRO BONO ARRANGEMENT.
uu: MY ASSISTANCE WILL BE. AN UNCONDITIONAL ACT OF BENEVIOLENCE.
GT: Dont you mean benevolence?
uu: NO.
GT: Um. Ok then.
GT: But why do you want to help me?
GT: Is it really just because you relate to me and therefore want me to succeed?
uu: LET'S NOT BE TOO SENTIMENTAL HERE. I MEAN. YEAH. I GUESS THERE'S OUR COMMON GROUND.
uu: BUT WHAT I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO. IS GROOM A WORTHY ADVERSARY.
uu: IF I HELP YOU REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL. AS A PAGE OF HOPE. YOU COULD BECOME EXTREMELY POWERFUL SOME DAY.
uu: MAYBE EVEN POWERFUL ENOUGH TO POSE A CHALLENGE TO ME. OR MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH TO BEAT ME.
uu: WHEN I SAID "MEANT TO SERVE". SERVE MEANT MORE THAN ONE THING. YOU KNOW. LIKE KICK MY ASS??
uu: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THAT JAKE? DON'T YOU LIKE TO ROUGHHOUSE?
uu: OR MAYBE I HAD YOU WRONG. MAYBE YOU ARE IN FACT A GIRLY MAN. WHO DOES NOT LIKE TO ROUGHHOUSE.
GT: Hey watch it now. Youre DARN TOOTIN i love to roughhouse!!!
uu: EXCELLENT.
uu: THEN OUR COMMITMENT IS SEALED. I WILL HELP YOU REACH YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL.
uu: LET US MARK THIS PLEDGE. WITH A SPECIAL NEW DESKTOP WALLPAPER I HAVE DRAWN FOR YOU.
GT: Huh??
uu: IT IS HOW I ENVISION THE IDEALIZED DEPICTION. OF OUR COLLABORATIVE BROSMANSHIP.
uu: I HAVE BEEN GETTING SO MUCH BETTER LATELY. WITH A LOT OF HARD WORK AS USUAL.
uu: I AM ABLE TO BRING THE MANY SMALL ANGLES MOSTLY UNDER CONTROL. TO SIMULATE THE ILLUSION. OF PHOTO REALISTIC FORMS OF COLOR AND LIGHT.
uu: JAKE. I GIVE YOU.
uu: THE FINE ARTS:
uu: http://tinyurl.com/JAKETHISISUS
GT: Whoa.
GT: Thats uh.
GT: Mighty special.
uu: GO ON. APPLY IT TO YOUR DEVICE.
uu: I WILL WAIT.
GT: Yeah um.
GT: Maybe later?
uu: NO. DO IT NOW.
GT: I dont think i want it to be honest.
GT: No offense its actually just really shitty.
uu: APPLY THE WALLPAPER THIS FUCKING INSTANT YOU CRETINOUS PHILISTINE. OR THE DEAL'S OFF.
GT: Ok fine!
GT: Gad freaking zooks. Just what i need another pushy bro in my life.
GT: This secret training of yours better be worth it!
uu: IT'S NOT TRAINING.
uu: IT'S JUST SOME GUIDANCE FROM A FAR AWAY ALIEN.
uu: I WILL BE YOUR PATRON TROLL. THAT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE THING IN YOUR STORY. HAVING A PATRON TROLL.
GT: But i thought you werent a troll.
uu: OF COURSE I'M NOT A TROLL. TROLLS ARE A KIND OF PESTILENT VERMIN AND THEY SHOULD ALL SUFFER AND DIE.
uu: "PATRON TROLL" IS JUST A PHRASE TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND.
GT: Its not helping me understand though.
GT: Shoudlnt you be a patron cherub if anything?
uu: NO. GOD. DON'T MAKE UP TERMS FOR WHAT I AM. I WILL DO THAT.
uu: I WILL JUST BE YOUR PATRON DUDE.
uu: OR MAYBE. YOUR PATRON MANBRO.
GT: Sounds pretty gay.
uu: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
GT: Whats what?
uu: GAY. WHAT'S GAY YOU IDIOT FUCK.
GT: Oh right.
GT: Forgive me i forget you arent familiar with all of my earth lingo.
GT: Its like...
GT: How do i explain.
GT: You know. Its a rather old fashioned term for being jolly and festive together.
GT: Like "that rollicking time we had scrumming the other eve sure was gay."
uu: I SEE.
uu: THEN YES. YOU ARE CORRECT.
uu: THIS IS GOING TO BE GAY AS HELL.
GT: Oh goody. Just the way i like my hijinks!
GT: So how do we start.
uu: THERE'S NOT MUCH TO THIS.
uu: I JUST TELL YOU SOME SHIT TO DO. AND THEN YOU DO IT.
uu: AND THE ULTIMATE DUMBNESS OF IT ALL IS. YOU PROBABLY WERE GOING TO DO A LOT OF IT ANYWAY.
GT: I was?
GT: How was i going to do the stuff if you didnt tell me to?
GT: You mean i was going to do it like on accident?
uu: NO. THE THING IS. I THINK I WAS ALWAYS GOING TO TELL YOU.
GT: I dont understand.
uu: NEITHER DO I.
GT: Ok then.
GT: Im glad we settled that.
uu: BUT I KIND OF GET IT ON SOME LEVEL.
uu: AS A LORD OF TIME. I THINK I'M GOING TO MASTER TIME. NOT WITH MY BRAIN. WHICH WOULD BE TOO HARD. BUT WITH MY INSTINCTS.
uu: LIKE IN A WAY THAT WORKS WITH MY NATURAL IMPULSES. SUCH AS MY AMBITION. MY WILL TO COMMIT MAYHEM. MY DESIRE TO PUNISH THOSE I DESPISE.
uu: SO IF I WANT YOU TO BECOME STRONG. SO YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME LATER. AND I SEE EVIDENCE. THAT YOU PROBABLY BECOME SUCCESSFUL.
uu: I THINK TO MYSELF. WHY SHOULDN'T I BE THE ONE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN? IF IT'S GOING TO ANYWAY.
uu: I THINK PART OF MY PERSONAL QUEST. IS TO BECOME AT EASE WITH THE FORCES OF INEVITABILITY.
uu: INEVITABILITY THAT ALL THINGS SHOULD AND WILL FALL IN MY FAVOR. THAT ALL CAUSALITY ANSWERS TO ME. AND THAT ALL OUTCOMES NOT ONLY SERVE ME. BUT CONSIST OF MY BEING.
uu: SO I FEEL THAT. THE MORE I GROW IN POWER.
uu: THE MORE STUFF IT SHOULD TURN OUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR.
uu: UP TO AND INCLUDING. EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENS.
uu: EVEN IF IT HAS TO BE.
uu: RETROACTIVELY.
GT: Hmmmmm...
GT: Nope!
GT: Dont reckon i understand much of that either.
GT: But i guess im not supposed to. Me not being a time maestro or what have you.
GT: I guess i should be boning up on hope though. What can you tell me about that?
uu: I DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT HOPE.
uu: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FORCE OF "UNPARALLELED POWER". BUT REALLY. IT SOUNDS SO LAME.
uu: BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHY IT MAKES SENSE THAT IT'S YOUR ASPECT.
uu: YOU STRIKE ME AS A GUY WHO IS LAME ENOUGH. TO HOPE SOMEONE TO DEATH. SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL *ME* ABOUT IT??
GT: Tell you about hope?
GT: Um well its something i think everyone should have in their hearts.
uu: I KNEW IT. YOU JUST SAID.
uu: THE LAMEST POSSIBLE THING.
GT: But i wasnt finished!
uu: FUCK.
GT: Hope to me is all about believing in stuff.
GT: If you believe in stuff then everything feels like its going to turn out ok.
GT: And if you believe in stuff with enough gusto i dare say it imbues that stuff with a pinch more chutzpah. Even the fake stuff!
GT: And then if you keep an open mind and adventurous spirit, that chutzpah flows directly into your heart, and thats when YOU have the power.
GT: So i think if hope grants one the power to smite villainy and vanquish hooligans thats probably where it comes from!
uu: NO.
uu: OH GOD. NO.
uu: THAT IS ACTUALLY THE WORST THING I'VE EVER READ.
uu: THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
GT: Well THERES your problem dude. You dont want to BELIEVE!
GT: Just let go and believe in things. Then youll find you had the power in you all along.
uu: YOU ARE SO DUMB. I JUST KEEP CAN'T BELIEVING IT. HOW TRULY STUPID YOU ARE.
uu: WHATEVER. FORGET I ASKED.
uu: I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT HOPE IS REALLY ABOUT. INSTEAD OF THAT INSIPID BULLSHIT.
uu: ONCE YOU BECOME A GOD TIER.
GT: How do i do that?
uu: YOU GO TO PROSPIT. GET ON YOUR QUEST SARSWAPAGUS. AND FUCKING DIE.
GT: Die???
uu: YEAH. YOU OFF YOURSELF WITHOUT HESITATION.
uu: OR FAILING THAT. DUE TO PATHETIC COWARDICE.
uu: YOU WAIT AROUND TO BE SLAIN SERENDIPITOUSLY.
uu: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I HAVE ALL THIS UNDER CONTROL.
uu: IT'S ONE OF THE WAYS I'M HELPING YOU TO THE TOP.
GT: Ok then. I will choose to believe you.
GT: See what i did there? I just scored a few more hope points!
GT: By strengthening my trust in you as well as our burgeoning friendship.
GT: Oh also, friendship is a HUGE key to being good at hope. I forgot to mention that.
uu: GROAN.
uu: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU CHALLENGE ME.
uu: SO I CAN BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY CANE.
GT: Me neither!
GT: So you say you will help me be a god tier...
GT: But there are other ways you will help too?
uu: YES.
uu: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A GIFT.
uu: IT IS MY JUJU.
GT: Neat!
GT: But what the bejesus is a juju?
uu: I REALLY FIND IT HARD. TO COMPREHEND WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A JUJU IS.
uu: BUT SINCE I AM YOUR PATRON MANBRO. I WILL PUT ASIDE THOSE FEELINGS. AND ATTEMPT TO BE A LITTLE MORE GAY.
GT: That would be hunky dory.
GT: In my view distinguished gentlemen should always strive to be as gay as possible with each other.
uu: AMEN TO FUCKING THAT.
uu: ANYWAY. A JUJU IS A MAGICAL THING. IT HAS NO REAL BEGINNING OR END.
uu: THEY'RE JUST ALWAYS AROUND. THERE FOR YOU.
uu: YOU GROW UP WITH THEM. AND THEY BRING YOU COMFORT. AND YOU NEVER QUESTION THEIR EXISTENCE.
uu: IT'S LIKE SOME OF THE SHIT YOU HAD IN YOUR ROOM AS A KID. EXCEPT NOT USELESS GARBAGE. AND MORE MAGICAL.
uu: THEY ALWAYS HAVE RULES. AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE OWNERS.
uu: YOU CAN TAKE SOMEONE'S JUJU. IF THE OWNER WAS KILLED.
uu: OR IF HE GIVES IT TO YOU FREELY. LIKE I'M DOING.
uu: SO I WILL GIVE YOU THE CODE TO MAKE IT YOURSELF.
uu: ONCE YOU DO. IT SHOULD DISAPPEAR FROM MY CHEST. AND IT WILL NO LONGER BE MINE.
GT: Sounds straight forward enough.
GT: Whats the code?
uu: IT IS:
uu: uROBuROS
uu: BE CAREFUL. THAT IS CASE SENSITIVE.
GT: Ok.
uu: I WOULD TELL YOU THE CODE FOR MY SISTER'S JUJU. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
uu: A WHILE AGO I WENT TO GET HER JUJU. BUT THE FUCKING THING WAS GONE ALREADY.
uu: I THINK THE CRAFTY BITCH ALREADY GAVE IT AWAY.
GT: Hmm.
GT: We could try to guess it maybe?
uu: FORGET IT. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE PROBABLY INFINITE.
GT: Yeah. Youre probably right.
GT: So what sort of magical properties does your juju have?
uu: I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT DOES.
uu: I HAVE NEVER TRIED IT. BECAUSE IT WAS TOO PRECIOUS TO ME.
uu: WHATEVER MINE DOES. MY SISTER'S PROBABLY DOES THE OPPOSITE THING.
uu: BUT WHAT THEY DO INDIVIDUALLY. PALES IN COMPARISON TO WHAT THEY CAN DO TOGETHER.
uu: WHEN COMBINED. THE JUJUS BECOME THE MOST MAGIC THING EVER.
uu: THEY CAN MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. AND EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. WILL MAGICALLY FALL INTO PLACE.
GT: Really?
GT: That sounds almost too good to be true.
GT: If you dont even know what your juju does by itself why do you think they do that together?
uu: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT WITH ALL MY FUCKING HEART. YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.
GT: Oh why didnt you say so! Thats all i needed to hear!!!
GT: See youre getting the hang of hope already.
uu: YEAH. I GUESS.
uu: THE BOTTOM LINE IS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
uu: JUST TAKE MY JUJU. HAVE FAITH IN YOUR PATRON DUDE. AND LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME.
GT: Roger that mr lord.
GT: Say. Dont you have a name? We know your sisters name... cant we know yours now too?
uu: NO.
uu: THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU SHOULDNT KNOW ABOUT ME. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
uu: IF YOU KNEW THEM. IF YOU EVEN KNEW MY NAME.
uu: YOU WOULD SHIT YOUR PANTS HARDER THAN ANY HUMAN EVER HAS.
uu: SO YOU MAY CONTINUE REFERRING TO ME AS YOUR LORD.
GT: Well i surely dont want to spoil any clean trousers.
GT: Even though your warning sounds a little hyperbolic i will trust you.
GT: Um. My lord.
GT: Heheheh when i call you that people could mistake our conversation for a nefarious and underhanded collusion among felons!
uu: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
GT: As you wish... MY LORD.
GT: HEHEHEHEHEH!
uu: UGH.
GT: So lord. May i ask...
GT: Why are you giving me your juju if it is so dear to you?
GT: Is your commitment to this manbro boypledge of yours really that strong?
GT: If so im really impressed. I would have a really hard time giving my favorite stuff away to a total stranger.
uu: DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
uu: THE GESTURE IS RELATIVELY MEANINGLESS. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS.
uu: I HAVE FOUND A NEW JUJU. A MUCH BETTER JUJU.
uu: A JUJU THAT MAKES ALL OTHER JUJUS LOOK LIKE FRIVOLOUS CHILDISH NONSENSE IN COMPARISON.
GT: Yeah? Then that is quite a treasure you found.
GT: Where did you get it? Did you plunder a tomb or such?
uu: SORT OF.
uu: IT WAS EXCAVATED FROM THIS PLANET'S SOIL.
uu: ALONG WITH SOME OTHER ARTIFACTS.
uu: AND GIVEN TO ME.
uu: BY MY INFURIATING ASSHOLE MENTOR.
uu: A MAN WHO IS AN INVINCIBLE CLOWN.
GT: Well that sounds nice of him. He cant be that much of an asshole if he gave you such a nice present can he?
uu: NO, BELIEVE ME. HE CAN.
GT: I had a clown give me a nice present once too. I would never have met my good friend mr erisol without the kindness of that clown.
uu: YEAH. IT'S THE SAME FUCKING CLOWN SOMEHOW.
uu: I'M TELLING YOU. THIS ASSHOLE IS ETERNAL. AND THE BEINGS HE CREATES FOR YOUR PARTY ARE DISGUSTING ABOMINATIONS.
uu: BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO? NOTHING, I HAVE LEARNED. HE'S A CLOWN. THE RULES ARE. CLOWNS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. BECAUSE OF MIRACLES. AND HOLD NO ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR DEEDS.
uu: I DON'T LIKE IT. BUT THOSE ARE THE RULES.
GT: So whats this juju he gave you?
uu: SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.
uu: A WONDERFUL LITTLE FALSE MAN.
uu: AND THE IRONY IS. I HAVE SEEN HIM BEFORE.
uu: BUT I REGARDED HIM WITH SUSPICION AND FEAR.
uu: I WAS A FOOL THOUGH. I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE SPECIAL BOND WITH HIM THAT I HAD.
uu: BECAUSE I DID NOT HAVE A CHANCE. TO GAZE SOULFULLY INTO HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES.
uu: AND COMMUNE WITH THE DOLL. IN A PERSONAL AND INTIMATE WAY.
GT: Gosh...
GT: That might just be the gayest thing ive ever heard.
uu: THANK YOU.
uu: YOUR HUMAN CONCEPT OF GAYNESS. ADEQUATELY DESCRIBES THE FEELINGS I HAVE. WHEN I EMBRACE MY PERFECT FLOPPY LITTLE MAN.
uu: THE THING IS. I UNDERSTAND HIM MORE NOW.
uu: BEFORE I THOUGHT HE WAS A CURSED VESSEL OF MISFORTUNE. WHICH SEEMED EERILY EMPTY TO ME.
uu: HE WAS HOLLOW. NOT YET FILLED WITH BAD JUJU.
uu: AND LOOKING IN HIS EYES NOW. I SEE. THAT I WAS RIGHT. ALMOST.
uu: HE IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW. BUT A JUJU FOLLOWS A LONG AND WINDING PATH ON ITS ETERNAL JOURNEY.
uu: AND HE WILL NOT BE EMPTY FOREVER.
uu: SOMEWHERE ALONG HIS JOURNEY.
uu: IN SOME WAY I DON'T UNDERSTAND YET.
uu: HE WILL STOP BEING EMPTY.
uu: AND HIS CURSE WILL COME TO LIFE.
uu: AND WHEREVER HE GOES. TO WHATEVER UNIVERSE OR PLANE OF REALITY.
uu: ALL WHO EXIST THERE. WILL EXPERIENCE NOTHING BUT MISERY AND DEATH.
uu: YOU SEE. THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A CURSED JUJU.
uu: WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO NERVOUS ABOUT HIM BEFORE.
uu: BUT ALL ALONG. THERE WAS NOTHING FOR ME TO FEAR.
uu: BECAUSE NOW I KNOW. THROUGH INTENSIVE COMMUNION WITH THIS PRECIOUS MYSTICAL PUPPET.
uu: THAT THE CURSE WHICH WILL BLOSSOM IN HIS FLUFFY HEART. WILL DO SO.
uu: BECAUSE OF ME!
uu: I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
uu: BUT WHEN I LOOK DEEP INTO HIS EYES.
uu: I CAN FEEL HIM OUT THERE.
uu: IN LATER STAGES OF HIS LIFE.
uu: BY WHICH I MEAN.
uu: I CAN FEEL *MYSELF*.
uu: THROUGH HIM SOMEHOW.
uu: AS IF MY ESSENCE WILL ONE DAY BECOME.
uu: ENTANGLED WITH THE VOID.
uu: AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY ACCESSIBLE.
uu: THROUGH MY SOFT HAPPY PAL.
uu: AND ALL THOSE ALONG THE WAY.
uu: WHO HE DEEMS WORTHY.
uu: OF ACCEPTING INTO HIS CUSTODY.
uu: IF THEY SHOULD DARE TO FONDLY GAZE.
uu: INTO HIS SPARKLING BABY BLUES.
uu: THEY WILL BE PEERING THROUGH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WINDOWS.
uu: INTO MY HIDEOUS SOUL.
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