Just thinking about Eddie being so overcome by sweet, tight, wet pussy he cries out and moans about how he’s not going to last
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Ghostface Eddie Ghostface Eddie Ghostface Eddieeeee 😩
Ps. If you’re looking for a Stranger Things/Scream fic my wifey and I are co-writing one! You can find it on her page. @trinitywifey 🖤🖤🖤
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for installment # ? of fruity four apartment au, i bring you eddie frantically doing this in the living room when he sees a big bug and is home alone. later robin and steve get back from their day out running errands, but they’re no help either. they quickly join eddie to cower in his and steve’s bedroom and lock the door. ofc, it’s not until nancy “resident bug killer” wheeler arrives home and squashes the thing without batting an eyelash, that the three finally emerge from their bunker and take a breath.
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We’re a couple of Misfits
Eddie Munson Christmas Head Cannons- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- Eddie likes to get high before watching Rudolph to “ Enhance the viewing experience .”
- Eddie feels like he can relate to Rudolph, they are both outcasts, Misfits. “ Poor Fucking Rudolph is the Eddie Munson of the North Pole.”
- Eddie thinks the Santa in Rudolph is an Asshole.
“ If you ask me Sweetheart , this Santa should be on the fucking Naughty list. He’s a grumpy old bastard and a bully, telling the elves when they are singing that it ‘needs work’ , they sounded fucking amazing, and standing there while Rudolph gets called names and doing nothing about it? Really Santa? And so fucking what if his nose glows, he fucking killed it at take off practice.”
- On skinny Santa: “ I don’t fucking blame him for not eating the food Mrs. Clause gives him, would you want to eat fucking purple food? Do better Mrs.C, this man’s responsible for delivering toys to the whole world.”
- On the other Reindeer calling Rudolph names.
“ I don’t fucking get it, why are they picking on Rudolph for having a red nose, but not picking on fucking Fireball for being the only reindeer with blonde hair?”
-On Donner hiding Rudolph’s nose.
“ Forced conformity, gotta make him look like all the other reindeer, heaven forbid he stand out or be an individual.”
- Eddie thinks Yukon Cornelius is the fucking man.
- Thinks it is fucking hilarious when one of the elves whacks the other in the head with a doll, and one cuts another ones feather off his hat during “We are Santa’s Elves.”
- Thinks that all of the toys on the island of misfit toys are worthy
- Thinks Santa should give Sam the snowman an electric guitar so he can “ shred at the North Pole”
- Would quote all the lines and sing all the songs, one of his favorites lines is,” Lookie what he can do!” And “ Bumbles Bounce!” Then he would look at you and ask you if you wanted to Bumble bounce on his cock or tell you that he is as horny as the reindeer😂😂
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