Did I finally watch The Umbrella Academy: Yes

Did I do it in less than a week while still going to school and procrastinating my school assignments: yes

Am I obsessed: yes

the introduction of the hargreeves in s1e1 makes me go insane every goddamn time. the way each part of viktor’s phantom of the opera medley fits the person it’s introducing so perfectly. the numbers being first with their names in quotes. luther watching the sun rise as he gets the news that the man who put him up there on the moon is dead. diego with his bloody knife telling the family that they’re safe. the paparazzo asking allison if she’ll wear valentino to the funeral. klaus’s speeding ambulance ride, presumably minutes after leaving rehab. and the way it skips from four to seven, because already you’re thinking, what the hell happened to five and six?

Ben Hargreeves

The only Umbrella to live in death And the only Sparrow left alive

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ok but how did diego not immediately clock that stanley wasn’t his? why was he so shocked when he found out this white child wasn’t biologically his?

i finished the umbrella academy like a week ago and haven't watched anything since because I just don't know what to do. I've never had to wait for a TV show this badly before. it pains me. I need season 4

really love how both luther and deigo had the most strained relationship with viktor when the show started but in s3, deigo openly says how viktor is loved and accepted, getting up immediately with a yell when allison went too far and luther’s fretting about whether they should throw him a party, asking viktor to be his best man, viktor and luther hugging when luther comes back.

Viktor Hargreeves experiencing gender euphoria and brotherly love while the world is ending (again) :

My best friend is the “I may be short…”

Love and chaos…

Bad Guy: We're holding your brother captive! Klaus: ...Which one? Diego: Klaus! Does it matter? They have one of our brothers! Klaus: It does matter because who it is depends on how much effort I want to out into saving them. Diego: ...Good point. Which of our brothers is it? Bad Guy *Confused*: It's the tiny angry one? Klaus *Laughs*: Oh that's Five. Yeah you don't have him, he has you. Diego *Also Laughing*: He's right- for once, good luck with that. Bad Guy *Even More Confused*: Wha-? *Five pops into existence covered in blood* Klaus: Ah there he is! How was your trip? *Five kills the bad guy who's staring at him in bewilderment*: It was fine thank you.

I do not trust five to live on his own. That man will-- and for a certain, have cabinets FILLED TO THE BRIM with CAFFEINE.

Imagine bro is showing you around and when you ask what's inside anything at all, all he says is "coffee." Over and over again.

Every time someone says one of the siblings is autistic I just instantly adopt the headcanon because it simply makes sense

Klaus, Five, Viktor, and Diego are all autistic and you can't convince me otherwise

tshirt that says i <3 insane bi couples

he's a ten but he won't shut the fuck up about his master plan to save former/current US president JFK from assassination in order to prevent the apocalypse

I love how whichever sibling Klaus is with they always get along like he doesn't even change to what they like whatever he presents they always merge with it

I have been team “Lila and Five should get to be frenemies” for SO LONG i still cannot believe season 3 handed it to me on a silver platter

[ID: A digital drawing of Five and LIla from The Umbrella Academy. Lila has her arm thrown over Five’s shoulders and is grinning widely at the viewer, while Five has a begrudging smile and is looking off to the side. End ID.]

Just thinking about how Stan didn’t have a father or a mother who was there for him

And then Lila comes along and he expects her to leave but she takes him with her instead

And how he starts treating Diego like he’s really his dad even though he knows he isn’t

How he calls klaus uncle even when there’s no one else around

How he clearly wished he had people who cared about him and he got that in the end even if it was only for a few days