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thehargreevesfamily · 5 months
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robertisaworkofart · 4 months
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I can’t stop seeing:
Salome with the Head of John the Baptist
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Matthias Stom; Onorio Mariani
Luther with the Head of Klaus the Baptist
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deactivated20230702 · 2 years
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The funniest thing about this season of TUA is that while Number Five is only about two weeks older than he was in season one and is supposed to look 12, Aiden Gallagher has literally gone through puberty and is a legal adult now.
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Did I finally watch The Umbrella Academy: Yes
Did I do it in less than a week while still going to school and procrastinating my school assignments: yes
Am I obsessed: yes
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Five: Klaus?
Klaus: No.
Five: Klaus, it's you.
Klaus: I'm sorry, you must've mistaken me for somebody else. My name is Anastasia Beaverhausen. -
Five: -
Klaus: Oh, all right, all right, it's me! What in the hell are you doing here?
Five: Felt like a drink. And, you know, sometimes you want to go where... nobody knows your name. - I'm gonna need a martini in a Big Gulp.
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I just finished The Umbrella Academy season 3:
Klaus and Five are still the best characters
I can’t believe they made me like Luther
SparrowBen is my pathetic little meow meow my blorbo my asshole baby
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aryesdanger24 · 2 years
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Number 5: Haven't had a Thanksgiving meal in so many years, tends to make a guy hungry Luther.
Luther: Yeah, I know. I was on the moon, remember.
Number 5: Oh right. Wait, where's Victor?
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*cut to the kitchen with Victor washing a large pile of dishes looking at camera*
Victor: Apparently if you end the world enough times, you get Thanksgiving dish duty for life.
*camera pans over to Klaus drying dishes pathetically while whining*
Klaus: Why do I have to dry the dishes? I didn't end the world!
*Diego shouts from another room over*
Diego: No, but you set the turkey I caught free!
Klaus: BUT IT WASN'T ME!
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*camera suddenly switched to him playing cards at the table*
Diego: Yeah, I let the turkey go and blamed Klaus so he would do the dishes. SO WHAT?
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flysafepapi · 2 years
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no thoughts, except for everyone slowly picking up deadly little thing as a nickname for Five, probably in varying tones of voice
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baszodjmegzsofia · 2 years
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i love how we just never got an explanation to christopher. like. we just had to accept the whole floating cube-shit. noone ever questioned it. i still do not know how that whole thing happened.
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charlies-ghosts · 2 years
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Very unsure of how to feel after s3, but my love of klaus stays constant.
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None of you are ready for this season.
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JUNE 22
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thehargreevesfamily · 2 months
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I'm gonna miss this show and this cast
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frog-flavoured-tea · 2 years
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yui-kuromori · 2 years
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Luther deserved better truthers from season 1 how are we feeling?
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madcaprainbow · 2 years
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Did I binge all of season 3 of Umbrella Academy in one day... or did I get slipped a lot of acid?
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
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Klaus' Funeral
Diego: [At Klaus' funeral] Klaus was lost at sea about a year ago. Thought he saw a bird and he swam out to pet it, he never came back.
Ben: We all loved Klaus, even though he never had a phone number, or address, or a social security number. In the whole time I knew him he never cashed a pay check.
Luther: Sweet Klaus.
Ben: He was a sensitive man though. He told me he wanted to donate his organs to science before he died, so he could see where they ended up. He'll long be remembered and he'll be sorely missed
[Klaus walks up]
Klaus: Thank you, Reverend.
[All groan]
Five: Oh, Come on!
Luther: Really?
Klaus: Klaus was a great man. And I will miss him so much. And I will not rest until I find his killer.
Luther: What?
Diego: His killer?
Klaus: It is hard for me to believe that he is gone.
Diego: He's not gone!
Klaus: I feel that I just saw him yesterday!
Five: You were probably talking to yourself in a mirror.
Klaus: When I got the news, I didn't even know how to make sense of it!
Diego: None of us understand!
Klaus: Why? Why? Why did you take him from us?
Luther: You're clearly standing in front of us, Klaus.
Klaus: Goddamn you!
Five: Klaus!
Klaus: Klaus is dead!
Ben: No, Klaus' alive.
Klaus: [point to his own picture] Klaus is dead! Look at him!
Diego: He's not dead!
Ben: He's not dead, Klaus. You're not dead
Luther: You're Klaus!
Five: Klaus it's you!
Klaus: Klaus is dead
Five, Ben, Diego and Luther: No!
Ben: You are Klaus. Touch yourself.
Klaus: I am Klaus!
Five, Ben, Diego and Luther: YES!
Klaus: I'm alive?!
Five, Ben, Diego and Luther: Yes!
Klaus: [hysterically laughing] I'm alive.
Ben: Of course you are.
Luther: Oh for heaven sakes.
Diego: You kinda wanna- you kinda want to slug him.
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