#Cow Milk Allergy
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oh fun health update --- i can't have milk anymore
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forgot to say this on the coffee order post but I always just get like regular milk. i don’t know how the other ones make it different and I’ve never felt the need to find out
#ik a lot of people get non-cow milks for lactose intolerance/ allergies/ vegan reasons but im pretty sure there’s like#coffee taste/ texture reasons too…#if any alternative milk enjoyers would like to share please feel free
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Cow milk protein allergy
SYMPTOM OF COW MILK PROTEIN ALLERGY
Ig E mediated (Onset- immediate to <1 h)
Immediate food hypersensitivity, perioral utricaria/erythema, angioedema/ anaphylaxis Generalized rash, vomiting, wheezing, cough
Non Ig E mediated
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got my allergy test tesults back and
#honestly wtf. potato carrot soybean tomato oats peanuts wheat milk(cow). allergic/sensitive to all of those.#(and possibly apple strawberry orange and corn but i'm waiting to hear back from my doctor about those)#*kicks rocks* can't have shit with this body!!!!!#but also *slaps my own ass* this bad boy can fit So Many allergies in it
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industrial commercial made leather is not the same as indigenous made leather (traditional or even modern technique)
no actual vegan, when talking about the destructive nature of leather, is talking about indigenous people
we are always talking about commercial industries. And you should too! Remember this:
Scale and profit, supply and demand, necessity and moving towards more efficiency/sustainability.
Scale and profit: Who is directly making the profit, and in every step from 'seed to fruit to mouth' what is the scale of the operations (or it's impact) compared to the entire living planet. To the animals, humans, and enviroment. Think about it for a second and you will realize indigenous populations do not the same effect as industries. The scale of operations, and the impact of operations.
Supply and Demand: You pay for it which creates demand, and thus you are supplied it. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, but, the biggest thing to remember is to do your best. Everyone can do that, and it looks different for every single person. Always check in with yourself and see if an alternative is better, for you and/or for others.
Necessity: Sometimes we can indulge in unnecessary things, but not at the expense of other living beings or the enviroment. Always check in and ask yourself if you NEED a product compared to WANT, and if there is a more ethical/sustainable alternative. Need is defined by you, and can change. Which is why i say to check in with yourself instead of assuming you'll never be ready for an alternative.
Moving towards more efficiency/sustainability: I dont like to say moving forward, because sometimes the best thing is to go back. The biggest thing we can strive to do and to always fight for is efficiency/sustainability. Always searching for better ways to do something, so as to cause the least harm possible to humans, animals, and the enviroment.
The argument cant be about animal based leather and vegan leather. Its not that simple, its too broad.
Are we talking brain tanned leather? which animal? which chemicals? where was this done? who made it?
Is the vegan leather plastic? is it a sustainable material? where does the money go? is it efficent/sustainable and long lasting?
Because not all vegan leather is plastic- but not all animal leather is produced by more small scale sustainable sources like by native vendors. When people talk about Leather vs Vegan leather, they are talking about commercial grade leather and pleather which is plastic.
Both are bad, but considering the enviromental impact of chemical in the water, the human rights violations and health issues, the enviromental imapact of feeding and water cows, and then ethical stance of the slaughtering of cows whether byproduct or not- Real leather would be worse than Pleather, which impact would be chemicals, plastic and microplastics, and depending on whos making it, possibly human rights violations BUT also: pleather isnt vegan leather. Not only vegans buy it, and seeing as there are not many vegans..
Its easy to get defensive over this, and on the surface it can seem like people are judging you and want to take away fashion that of which can make people happy.
But when you get that knee jerk reaction, just take a moment instead of riding off your emotions- which is something i also need to work on. Because whats better than going back and forth fighting through text on the internet knowing all we are doing is satisfying our negative emotions, is having a genuine conversation and voicing your worries and concerns and questions when it comes to veganism
You will have to read and you will have to click links. It sucks and no one, not even vegans like to have to fact check and read whole articles just to have a conversation, but imagine this: What if you have the wrong information, or even not all the details or the whole picture? What if there are options? or what if you could even find out some or even all your concerns are based off of misinformation of veganism.
I always ask myself that. Because where did my information come from? wheres the money trail? did i learn it from a parent who learned it from their parents in which now could be considered outdated information? or bias?
It doesnt stop at leather. Food and where it comes from and who profits and most importantly what is necessary- and can we make that necessity more efficient? sustainable? ethical?
The priorities are vast and complicated and that is why we need to have conversations. Ask questions! No one asks genuine questions anymore. If anything, whatever you think you know about veganism just pretend you dont. Ask every little thing so you can hear the community say it back in our own words. But please at least read and consider what we say- we dont want to keep talking AT you or you at us. we want conversation and questions PLEASE
#vegan ref#vegan#veganism#vegans#leather#i saw a post about leather#u know the one#or theres like 3 main ones that say pretty much the exact same thing#but its like its always at us never with us. always you vegans are the problem#you 1-3% of the population are the cause of microplastics in my placenta#like stop! vegans know sheep have to be sheared vegans know pleather is plastic we know u dont kill cows to get milk#where are you hearing these things!#this is why there needs to be an offical definition#a legal term or wtvr. to get rid of fuvking idiots who say they are vegan but arent#its not about gatekeeping its just about going by a definition like#AUUGJJ#vegans dont like peta vegans dont like that vegan teacher#yes theres vegans who grew up on a farm slaughtered animals were farmers in food deserts have EDs are autistic are homeless#are black are indigenous are poor have every allergy ever#because its not a diet. its#like philosphy or mindset or way of..view? ideology?#someone help me here#anywayyyy ill shut up now#also hope this doesnt come off as one of those posts that sound babying and condescending#i tried to avoid that. my voice just doesnt translate to text well#imagine me. who loves humans and humanity. and is also extremely left and anti capitalist anti colonialism etc.#when i say I care i mean it. thats why i focus a lot on those that cant eat plant based or whose culture or religion needs animal use#in order for individual to feel connected#bc i want to learn outside my experiences and that has already helped form the veganism i talk about#i mean possible and practical. but talking to ppl non vegans especially has helped me elaborate on that and to hold complex views
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Dairy intolerance =/= Lactose Intolerance
Dairy intolerance =/= Lactose Intolerance
Dairy Intolerance =/= Lactose Intolerance
#stop telling me my child can eat things that are lactose free#it would be easier to call it dairy allergy but we haven’t confirmed via testing so#more than likely a continuation of her cow’s milk protein allergy in infancy
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Danny needs a few...odd things. A few dietary and emotional requirements unique to his physiology.
Meat is one of them.
But like, raw meat. He doesn't have to eat it often, maybe twice a month, but it does need to be completely raw.
He also needs to eat non-sentient blob ghosts, which are very different from sentient ones. Same amount, maybe twice a month.
He's weak to hot temperatures, where most humans require some sort of positive contact he needs to fight, if he gets too much sunlight his dopamine levels drop, and oddly enough as he got older milk or products with a lot of milk started to affect him like alcohol affects humans.
Now that he's made it to college, hiding most of these things is easy enough.
He chose Gotham, because of minimal sunny days and naturally cold weather. He regularly goes for walks at night, to fill his need for fighting. He says he has a milk allergy, and avoids milk products.
The blobs and the raw meat are a little uh. Those are a little hard.
He's taken to ducking into a bathroom stall to just swallow the blobs whole. But the meat...
He decides to sear the outside and leave the inside entirely raw. Does this detract from the nutrients by cooking them off? Yes. Does it mean he needs to eat raw meat four times a month instead of twice? Yes. Does it mostly hide that he's doing this in front of humans? Kind of.
Until he got a vegan roommate.
Said roommate is far too sharp-eyed for his own good, and now the guy is being weird.
Or: Damian's roommate is a meta who clearly has dietary restrictions outside the norm. It's fine; Damian understands that like animals in the wild, people have different diets. But the cuts of meat Fenton is eating are...subpar.
Damian isn't sure how to be...civil, or appear polite, or not be a "snob" if he suggests Fenton allow him to procure farm fresh cuts of steak from cows raised in an open pasture and were well taken care of.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#affect vs effect#i still have problems telling the difference#damians breaking point is when danny uses a toaster to lightly toast the outside of the meat and can't understand what's wrong#goes and calls jon and just#“have your parents recently hosted a slaughter? have any of their neighbors? jon please”#cuz the meat is like offbrand gotham walmart meat#kinda grayish and def not healthy for fenton#he has taken care of many animals and he can force fenton to eat healthy#in the realms frostbite feels a surge of satisfaction#he has no idea where it came from
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"A clinical trial studying severe allergic reactions in the U.K. is being called “life-transforming.”
Five United Kingdom National Health Service (NHS) hospitals are participating in the £2.5 million ($3.2 million) trial to help patients live with their food allergies.
The study is being funded by the Natasha Allergy Research Foundation, Sky News reported. The foundation was formed in the memory of Natasha Ednan-Laperouse, who died in 2016 after eating a baguette that had sesame in it...
The trial is studying clinical oral immunotherapy treatments in which patients are given small doses of the food to which they are allergic to build up their tolerance. The food is given under medical supervision by trained staff, The Telegraph reported.
The study has 139 people participating who have allergies to peanuts or cow’s milk. They range in age from 2 to 23 years old, the BBC reported.
The Food Standards Agency said 2 million people in the U.K. have a diagnosed food allergy. In the U.S., about 5.5. million children have a food allergy, the National Institutes of Health reported.
One 11-year-old who was diagnosed with a severe peanut allergy when he was an infant can now eat six peanuts.
A 5-year-old with a milk allergy can drink 120 ml of milk every day and can enjoy a daily hot chocolate, the BBC reported.
“To have a patient who has had anaphylaxis [Note: Anaphylaxis is an allergic reaction so severe that it's potentially fatal without immediate treatment. It is very common with peanut allergies in particular. x] to 4mls of milk to then tolerate 90mls within six to eight months is nothing less than a miracle,” Sibel Donmez-Ajtai, a pediatric allergy consultant and principal investigator at Sheffield Children’s NHS Foundation Trust, said, according to Sky News.
The final results of the study are expected to be released in 2027.
Similar studies have been conducted in the U.S. To find one, visit FoodAllergy.org.
Earlier this year, the NIH released the findings of a study of an antibody treatment that would help children consume allergy triggers safely."
-via WHIO 7 Local News, May 8, 2024
#allergies#allergic reaction#anaphylaxis#epipen#peanut allergy#milk allergy#peanuts#milk#medical news#public health#immune system#immunology#united kingdom#good news#hope
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SMA Althera: First-Line Relief for Cow's Milk Protein Allergy
Introduction:
Welcome to the All Chemist, where we provide valuable information on healthcare and pharmaceutical products. In this article, we will explore SMA Althera, an extensively hydrolysed hypoallergenic infant formula designed to alleviate the symptoms of mild to moderate cow's milk protein allergy (CMA). Please note that Althera should be used under medical supervision and is suitable for infants from birth.
Understanding Cow's Milk Protein Allergy (CMA):
Cow's Milk Protein Allergy (CMA) is a common condition that affects some infants. It occurs when the immune system reacts adversely to proteins found in cow's milk, leading to a range of symptoms such as colic, vomiting, diarrhea, and skin rashes. CMA can be distressing for both infants and parents, necessitating an appropriate solution to alleviate its effects.
Introducing SMA Althera:
SMA Althera is an extensively hydrolysed hypoallergenic infant formula specifically developed to address the symptoms associated with mild to moderate CMA. This advanced formula undergoes a unique process known as extensive hydrolysis, which breaks down the proteins found in cow's milk into smaller, more easily digestible fragments. By doing so, Althera reduces the likelihood of triggering an allergic reaction while providing essential nutrients for healthy growth and development.
First-Line Relief for CMA Symptoms:
Althera serves as a first-line solution for infants with CMA, providing relief from its symptoms. The extensively hydrolysed formula minimizes the presence of allergenic proteins, reducing the risk of adverse reactions in sensitive infants. By using Althera as directed by healthcare professionals, parents can effectively manage CMA and promote their baby's well-being.
Benefits of SMA Althera:
Nutritional Support: Althera is fortified with key nutrients required for proper growth and development, ensuring that infants receive adequate nourishment while avoiding allergenic proteins.
Easy Digestion: The extensively hydrolysed proteins in Althera are broken down into smaller fragments, making them easier for infants with CMA to digest and absorb.
Symptom Relief: Althera helps alleviate the symptoms associated with mild to moderate CMA, such as colic, vomiting, diarrhea, and skin rashes, providing relief to both infants and parents.
Suitable from Birth: Althera is safe for use from birth, allowing healthcare professionals to recommend it as an early intervention option for infants with suspected or diagnosed CMA.
Medical Supervision: It is important to note that Althera should only be used under medical supervision. Healthcare professionals can provide guidance on proper usage, dosage, and any necessary dietary adjustments.
Conclusion:
SMA Althera is an extensively hydrolysed hypoallergenic infant formula designed to address the symptoms associated with mild to moderate cow's milk protein allergy (CMA). By opting for Althera under medical supervision, parents can provide their infants with relief from CMA symptoms while ensuring they receive the necessary nutrients for healthy growth and development.
Always consult with healthcare professionals for an accurate diagnosis and appropriate management of CMA. At All Chemist, we are committed to supporting your family's health and well-being.
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PLEASE MORE OF SAM FLUFF PLS PLS PLS
ᴀ/ɴ: Thou ask and thou shall receive!~ Thank you so much for your request, love!
I hope this is okay, I've become quite rusty when it comes to fluff. I hope you enjoy! Also, to everyone suffering of pollen allergies - much strength to you. Blondie is suffering with you.
ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: Sam (SDV) x GN!Reader
ᴡᴄ: 1373 words
ᴍᴅɴɪ ✧ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: None, just fluff!
☾ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ꜱᴘʀɪɴɢ ☽
The warming rays of the spring's sun tickled your nose the moment you stepped out of your farm house. Spring was about halfway over, but still in its complete beauty.
You looked at your fields with a content look in your eyes. The seeds you had spread over the tilled ground had stretched out their green leaves, some of them would soon be ready to harvest, would need nothing more but a bit more of the tender sun and the water that was coating their complex beauty from the sprinkler already running this morning.
Butterflies were dancing through the air that was drenched in the sweet aroma of nature coming to life and blooming in its bright, cheerful colors, breezes of gentle wind wafting the scent towards you coaxing you to step forward.
A glance to your right made you see that your cows and chickens had found their ways outside by now, hungry mouths and beaks tugging at stems of grass that carried a lush green colour. The bursts of rain that had fallen on the Valley the last few days had done nature a favor, you thought, a smile on your lips.
You picked up the bucket you had brought outside with you, making your way over to their pasture.
"Good morning, ladies," you called out, chuckling as a chorus of moos greeting you in return. Betty and Moonalisa looked great today, and it filled you with a sense of pride to know it was your care that made the bond between you so strong. Scratching the cows' heads, you chatted quietly to them. Told them what had happened to you yesterday. You had seen Sam, you told them. He had taken you out on a date, and you still felt the giddiness of the last night rush through your veins.
Even as you were milking them you chattered about the blond, the twitch of spotted ears giving you the feeling of being listened to by your friends. When the bucket was full, you gave each cow a small treat as you thanked them, bringing the bucket to the shed to fill it in the machine that would make it become cheese in a matter of hours.
It didn't take long for you to enter the coop, greeting Julie and Lana with the same excitement you had done with the cows. You ran your fingers through the soft feathers, listening to the cluckering as the two hens picked at the ground. "You are very pretty today," you told them with a nod, "did you do something with your feathers?"
Cluckering sounds answering you made you chuckle.
Once you had allowed Sam to follow your morning routine because he had woken up as early as you had, and your boyfriend had watched you with an amused smirk on his face. When you had asked him why he looked at you like that, all he gave you was the shrug of his shoulders.
"It's cute how you treat your animals. Makes me appreciate you more, y'know? Shows you care."
He had kissed your head and crouched down to tell one of your hens that her eyes were gorgeous, and the other that she walked with great grace. The compliments seemed so genuine, so warm, they didn't leave you a choice but to kiss Sam right then and there, because you knew you could trust him. Even with silly little things like talking to your animals in front of him.
"I'll check on you again tonight!" You called towards them, your hands filled with the two large eggs you had found in the coop. After putting them in their respective machines, you decided to make your way to town. You had some ggeodes you wanted Clint to break open, and maybe you could visit Sam with a pizza for lunch.
However, the sound of someone sneezing made you raise your brow. That had been a loud sneeze.
You pushed your hands in the pockets of your overall, holding onto the fabric as you tilted your head. Waited. Maybe it was one of your animals? You had heard Moonalisa sneeze once, it had been louder than you would have ever guessed. Or you had just-
ACHOO.
Okay, you had definitely not imagined that, but it hadn't come from behind you, either. With your face still scrunched up in confusion, you walked towards town, perhaps you would find the sneezer there?
But you didn't even have to go so far, because looking to your right, you saw a mess of blond hair and a familiar blue jacket.
Your boyfriend stood hunched over in the field of lowers near the bus stop. A small bouquet was already in his right hand, the other traced through the tender sea of pedals and leaves. "S-"
ACHOO.
The sneeze shook the man's whole body, making him groan out loud. "Fuckin' allergies," his voice grumbled, but it sounded strained. Probably from all the sneezing he had been suffering through.
"I like you, you flowery pieces of death, why can't you fuckin' like me back?"
"Maybe they don't like you plucking them?" You joked, making the blond twirl around to look at you.
His eyes were teary and red, his nose was red, and he seemed defeated. However, a smile spread on his face just a few seconds later.
"Can't be it, they try to kill me even if I don't pluck them," he laughed, leaning down and picking up another flower, tenderly adding it to the bouquet. You watched him, biting down on your lower lip. "Just out of curiosity, why are you in a field of things that kick off your allergy?"
Sam gave you a sheepish grin, mouth open to answer your very valid question, though the sneeze that tore through him was faster. A groan left his mouth as he grimaced, rubbing his eyes and then his nose, only to realize what he had just done. The pollen on his hand led to another sneezing fit. You reached out your hand and slowly pulled him away from the flowers, pulling out some tissues to dab at his teary eyes carefully.
"Because of the tradition," he answered when his breathing seemingly had steadied. "Tradition? What tradition?"
Again, your boyfriend carried this sheepish look on his face.
"That when you wanna date someone, you give them a bouquet."
You looked up at him, your eyebrow lifting in a slight arch. "But...we are dating, aren't we? 3rd of winter. That's when we got together."
Sam nodded and gave you another grin, this time, it was almost shy.
"But I didn't give you a bouquet." It wasn't an explanation. It was a matter of fact, at least that's how it sounded when he said it.
You couldn't help yourself, you never really could around Sam. Around him, your reactions were real. Raw. You laughed and gripped his face carefully, kissing the swollen nose just as gently as you did it affectionately.
"But Pierre sells them, Sam! You didn't have to trigger such a big allergic reaction for me," you whispered, and now it was Sam that rose his brow.
"Those are ugly ass flowers in that bouquet," he began, puffing out his chest, "and who the hell knows how long our dude Pierre has kept those flowers in a random ass drawer, keeping them alive with whatever witchery he has up that ugly sweater sleeve? Nope, no chance, my babe only gets the best- ACHOO."
Sam let out another groan, slowly holding the flowers towards you. "But..I'd be thankful if you took them off my hands...you know. I think you look prettier with them than I ever could, anyway."
You cooed as you looked at your beaten by allergies boyfriend, taking the bouquet and kissing his lips gently. "Yes, Sam," you whispered against them after a moment.
Sam, distracted by the affection inflicted on his lips, looked at you in confusion. "Yes what?"
You grinned, intertwined your fingers. "Yes, I accept the bouquet. Can't let my boyfriend die and then not accept the bouquet now, can I?"
Your boyfriend, now back on track, smiled, pressing a large hand to his chest. "That would have been more cruel than the pollen in spring."
#sdv#stardew valley#stardew valley fanfic#stardew valley farmer#sdv fanfic#sdv sam#fanfic#sdv sam x reader#sdv fluff#fluff#stardew valley fluff#sam fluff
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Jay Halstead- Allergies
When Jay asked me out on a date I was so worried he would take me to a restaurant, luckily he didn’t, instead we went just went to Mollys and had a drink. After how well our first date went Jay asked me on another, which meant I couldn’t hide my allergies from him anymore. Thankfully he understood and so once again we didn’t go out to eat.
Now here we are married with a 5 year old daughter who fortunately doesn’t have as manny allergies as I do, except for the fact she’s allergic to cows milk. Anything containing said product could send her into anaphylaxis, this is why we have many vegan products just to be on the safe side.
I sit at my desk opposite Jays as I fill out paperwork from my last arrest when my works phone rings
“YN Halstead”
“Mrs Halstead hello, this is Mr Martinez I’m calling you to let you know that I will need you or your husband to come and pick up Layla from school. She’s unfortunately been sick and says her chest hurts”
“Ok” I sigh looking at the clock on my computer 12:34, “I’ll come down and get her. Has she eaten anything at lunch?” I ask standing up. Jay then looks at me confused
“Yes, she didn’t say she felt ill, in fact she ate all of her lunch”
“What was it?”
“It was macaroni cheese, but I’m not sure what Layla had instead. I’ll find out from the cook and let you know what it was when you arrive”
“Ok I’ll be about 15 minutes” I sigh putting the phone down
“Everything ok?”
“Laylas been sick, I’ll go and get her, you think Voight will let me bring her back here?”
“Never had a problem with it before. I’ll come with you” Jay says getting up “go get the car ready and I’ll let Voight know”
We arrive at the school, but as we park up there’s an ambulance with blue lights flashing. Quickly we get out of the car and rush into the reception area
“Oh thank goodness Mr and Mrs Halstead your here” the receptionist walks round her desk to us “please follow me”
“What’s going on?” Jay says worriedly
“After Mr Martinez rang you he spoke to the cook. They’re new and turns out that she gave Layla the macaroni cheese”
“What?!” My eyes widen and panic sets in
“She was given her epipen and we phoned an ambulance. She’s in here” we head into a room where I see my best friend Sylvie sat next to mine and Jays daughter
“Momma!” Layla yells crying
“It’s ok momma and daddy are here”
“Why the hell did the cook give my daughter something she’s allergic to? Do you not have a list of all the childrens allergies?”
“Of course we do Mr Halstead, but as this cook was new she didn’t know their allergies”
“How did she not know? Surly she would have see then list?”
“She never come to the office to get it” the receptionist states
“Then why didn’t you take it to her?” I shout
“I understand your both upset, but I have to remind you that we are still at a school” the headteacher now walks in
“And how are you going to make this better Hm?” Jay asks crossing his arms
“We have asked that she go to an allergen awareness course, and we will be making a list to stay in the kitchen”
“YN, Jay? Layla is ready to move to hospital. You know the drill”
“Yeah course. Babe let’s go” Jay sighs at Sylvie “but this isn’t over. I want to know how your going to prevent this from happening again”
Jay and I head to the hospital where we’re told that Layla will be ok but no school for her for the rest of the week.
#jay halstead x y/n#jay halstead x you#jay halstead x oc#jay halstead x reader#jay halstead imagine#jay halstead x yn#jay halstead#one chicago imagine#one chicago#chicago pd imagine#chicago pd
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Southern Colloquialisms To Enrage ESL Bloggers:
I see a few posts asking international and other tumblr bloggers to supply the literal English translations to common colloquial phrases for the sake of the sheer silliness, strangeness, and outright lunacy of what happens when you take a colloquialism and take it literally (Factoid: linguists refer to this process as “Pidgin”)
But what about Southern colloquialisms from the United States that don’t even make sense in their native language? Hello! My great-great grandmother was born in a ditch outside of a mud house with mud floors in the Dust Bowl in the United States and I didn’t know I had a Southern accent until my friends in the Pacific Northwest pointed it out!
I have relatives from all along the Bible Belt, aka the “Old South” that, you know... Yeah. A few of my cousins are awesome people and we trade notes over ridiculous phrases our relatives and elders used that we never understood, but accepted on a spiritual level. Here are some I grew up with:
“Got myself a short cold.” - “I have seasonal allergies and just mowed the lawn.”
“Oh, crap and molasses!” - “I forgot something at home and we’re already almost to our destination and I don’t want to swear in front of polite company and small children.”
“Eating high on the hog tonight!” - “We’re not eating scrap cuts and offal for dinner because steaks were 2-for-1 today.”
“Hoecake” - A form of pancake or “Johnny Cake” made from corn meal instead of flour. They’re delicious.
“Catawampus” or “Cattywampus” - “I’m gonna have to wash that off the ceiling but at least it worked. It’s messy.”
“Piddling” and “Piddly” - Any worthless or time-wasting endeavor or result that helps no one. “This paycheck is plum piddly, hoss. Quit piddlin’ ‘round and gimme that re-GI-nal manager’s job y’all know I’m qualified for.”
“Hoss” - “Boss” that you also think could probably beat the crap out of you behind an alley for catching you cheating at pool.
“That boy’s bigger’n a brick shithouse.” - “Your physique and muscular stature is intimidating to the degree that I am complimenting you by comparing you to a solid structure everyone would regret trying to knock down.”
“Crazier’n a shithouse rat.” - “Dude, please talk to a psychiatrist.”
“Doohickey” - Any object or concept you can’t remember the name of but need urgently. Often accompanied by aggressive hand waving in the approximate direction of said object without actually looking at it.
“Y’all better hush up back there!” - Your grandmother’s polite way of warning you she’s going to take a flyswatter to your ass if you don’t shut the fuck up in Church.
“Y’all’d’ve” - A real contraction I can’t even stop myself from using meaning “You all should/would have” and am leaving here just for the English majors out there.
“Dude” - A completely urbanized individual who has no idea how to live or function in a rural or wild setting without technology and utilities and can’t ride a horse or milk a cow.
“Proudboy” - Oh yes, it was already a thing. In Southern slang, a “Proudboy” is a neutered male horse that still acts like he’s a badass stallion the mares will want to mate with. “Poor proudboy ain’t noticed yet, bless his heart.”
“Bless his/hers/your heart.” - “Because the Good Lord sure didn’t bless your head.” It’s also used as a heartfelt form of “Thank you” when someone goes out of their way to offer you a kind and thoughtful gesture. Context is important.
“Don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.” - “You are no longer welcome in this space and if you don’t leave now I’m literally going to slam the door on your ass.”
“Living in high cotton” - “I have achieved fiscal success and am using a colloquial term to refer to it without considering the fact that the term originated out of slave plantations.”
“If the creek don’t rise.” - Basically “Knock on wood.” A term meaning, “I’ve prepared for everything but what I can’t prepare for or anticipate and will achieve my goal so long as it is within my power to do it.” Bonus points if you pronounce “creek” as “crick”.
“Fixin’ to” - Another polite way of indicating you’re about to aggressively undertake a task. “I’m fixin’ to whip ya ass, son.” This is not to be confused with “Fixin’s” singular, which refers to the ingredients or catalysts required to cook or complete something that requires assembly.
“Doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.” - A hill of beans is a Southern unit of measurement for anything that remains worthless regardless of how much of it you have, much like NFTs. “Your anti-TERF ‘sources’ don’t amount to a hill of beans, proudboy.”
“(Way) Over yonder” - “It’s over there, and the number of times I repeat the word ‘way’ prior to ‘over’ is indicative of how much yonder is between you and there. Sorry, what’s a yonder? You just asked me to show you! It’s way, way over there! Bless your heart...”
“Madder than a wet hen.” - “Oops, you have reached ‘yikes’ level of pissed off. Better skedaddle!”
“Skedaddle” - “RUN AWAY FAST NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
“It’s blowin’ up a storm.” - The sensory indicators of an oncoming heavy storm or hurricane that presents with the smell of ozone, high humidity, and an abrupt drop in temperature. Yes, it’s a thing; I can also smell when a storm’s gathering and it is a distinct set of very subtle odors.
“Pretty as a peach.” - “That individual whose pronouns are irrelevant but is most commonly a woman or proud of rocking a femme aesthetic is exceptionally beautiful and I admire them.”
“Busy as a cat on a hot tin roof.” - “We’re overburdened and understaffed to the point that I am numb to all forms of communication that don’t involve someone being on fire.”
“Aren’t you precious.” - Not a question unless it begins with “Well,”. Depending on tone, it either is a high compliment toward someone’s appearance or behavior being exceptional, or as a sarcastic response to when someone says something insulting to you. “Awww, you’re so sweet, baby sister!” vs. “That insult was just adorable.”
“Yes Sir/Ma’am/Mx” - Also applies to “No”. Answering a question with “Sir”, “Ma’am”, or “Mx” to someone that is your age or older is just considered universally respectful in polite conversation. If a Southern person suddenly stops answering your questions with your preferred pronouns or never does at all, it probably means they have 0 respect for you. When the small niceties disappear, you’ve fucked up.
“Frunchard” - “Front yard”, the opposite of the back yard.
“Quit being ugly.” - “Stop being an asshole.”
“He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.” - “You’re so stupidly full of yourself you’d probably honestly believe the sun rises and sets just for you.”
“That dog won’t hunt.” - “I know you believe it’s a good idea, but uh... it’s not.” Also used in place of replying to a person’s excuse you know is 100% bullshit.
“Well, I declare...” - “I am about to obliquely reveal broad adjectives reflective of my emotional state or opinion about this state of affairs and you should probably prepare yourself for more nonsensical colloquialisms.”
“My eyeballs are floating.” - “I need to pee so badly it isn’t going to be an option very, very soon.”
“Can’t never could.” - “Can’t never could do nothing!” That’s... that’s literally it. I can’t elaborate any more than saying it’s a term indicating you’re feeling optimistic.
“Give him two nickels for a dime and he’ll think he’s rich.” - “This person’s stupidity is physically painful to experience.”
“That makes me wanna slap my mama!” - “I am so impressed/pleased with that experience that we’ve circled around to domestic violence somehow.”
“You could start an argument in an empty house.” - “Go to anger management classes.”
“Ain’t got the good sense God gave a rock.” - “I cannot fathom this level of lack of common sense and forethought and require divine intervention immediately.”
“Slicker than pig snot on a radiator.” - “That person is the Webster’s definition of a scumbag.”
“About as useless as a screen door on a submarine.” - I think that one is pretty self-explanatory.
“There’s not a pot too crooked that a lid won’t fix.” - “There’s someone out there for everyone. Don’t give up on finding love and companionship just because you’re different.”
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Assclass Incorrect Quotes
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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Terasaka: The cow??
Nagisa: What?
Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?
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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Rio: What?
Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!
Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.
Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*
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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.
Gakuhou: I have a hobby!
Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.
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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...
Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.
Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—
Irina: It was the octopus!
Koro-sensei: It was Karma!
Karma: It was Rio!
Rio: It was me!
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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Gakushuu: But pink.
Hazama: And it's hot.
Gakushuu: PINK!
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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.
Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?
Gakushuu:
Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*
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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
#assclass#assassination classroom#nagisa shiota#yuuma isogai#gakushuu asano#asano gakushuu#irina jelavic#rio nakamura#terasaka ryoma#itona horibe#asano gakuhou#hazama#tadaomi karasuma#koro sensei#karma akabane
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What if the diasomnia boys heard their handler admit they prefer almond milk over hucow milk along with their handler admitting that they’re not allergic thus only liking it because of the taste? What if they know their handler tried their milk before? Would they get jealous?
cw: hybrids(hucows), male lactation
malleus:
I mentioned this in a batch of hcs I have yet to finish and post so ill say it here too: I imagine malleus being the type to be very close to his handler and follow them around even during non work related tasks. So he would have noticed early into your employment how you have almond milk with your cereal in the morning and never eat things like yogurt or sour cream.
though it not being an allergy and simply a preference was a bit surprising to him. ESPECIALLY if you had tried some of his before knowing you have an unlimited supply right in front of you. maybe, he proposes, its just because you tasted it from a cold glass and not warm and right from the source. but that's an easy fix and he doesn't at all mind.
lilia:
really? you prefer that over his own? that he produces so lovingly? he couldn't possibly understand why. surely something so heavily processed and watery couldn't taste half as good as his rich and subtly sweet milk but whatever suits your preference. it's not as if he's jealous or anything of the sort that would be silly.
just don't be surprised when your almond milk cartons turn up missing the day after you bought them and replaced by a glass jar full of pink tinted milk and a little bat sticker for a seal.
silver:
honestly? probably the most normal about it. he's just genuinely curious as to why and how. he knows of people that will come half way across the country to have just a taste of the milk produced by the cows of this farm and you have access to it for free and don't really care all that much? strange. would probably just ask you to try some of it for himself, down the glass with a hum, think about it for a second and then never bring it up again.
sebek:
why would you tell him that? like actually he's never going to stop pestering you about it until you change your mind. sure you've tried his and silvers milk but maybe it's because you never had anything made by malleus and that's why! yes it must be.
good luck getting him off your back
#twst#hybrid au!#lilia vanrouge x reader#malleus x reader#sebek x reader#silver twst x reader#ask!#wrk!#hcs!
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I'm mildly allergic to cocoa and lactose intolerant
Still just made a warm cuppa of hot chocolate because it's appropriately cold and perfect to accompany my book reading
I hope the Interviewer is proud of me
Okay I get it because I do these things too but PLEASE take care of yourself. I have a lot of allergies and I truly understand the urge, but please be safe. The Interviewer also wants you to be safe.
Here is a cocoa recipe that you don't need milk for:
Oat-Milk and/or Oat-Milk-Cream (!!) There are recipes for making your own oatmilk from oats, if you can't find any! I found vegan heavy cream on the basis of oat at some point and it's been a lifesaver. Rice milk might work too, as well as almond, but I find it then to be very watery. I do stan oats though.
Boil and add dark chocolate: if you are allergic to cocoa, it might be that you are allegic to a specific thing that gets out due to processing it further. If you know what part is the issue, there might be ways to go around it. Melt the chocolate in the oat-milk and let it boil for a minute, be aware there will be foam but in my case, it actually makes things edible for me that I wasn't able to have before! You're the expert on your own allegies, so you know best.
Adding actual chocolate makes it thicker as if you used cows-milk.
Add some cinnamon on top, maybe some sprinkles of vanilla - especially the cinnamon is nice when it's cold and rainy!
Enjoy!
#the amelia project#cocoa recipes#allergy cocoa#to anyone who will say “use soy milk!”#I am deadly allergic to soy so I'll leave that up to the comments#ghostlycollectorchaos
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I understand you milk likers now. I no longer find you abhorrent. Cow's milk had made me incredibly ill since I was a kid, like to "worried about failure to thrive" levels, and so I have always been "lactose intolerant" but it turns out that was my gallbladder. For 36 years. Which went unchecked because we assumed it was a food allergy that's common in people. But now dairy no longer makes me feel like the devil has my small intestine in a vice grip and all I do, all day. All day. Is drink my fun little espresso shot with a bunch of frothed milk. And my god. Lord in heaven. You motherfuckers don't know how good you've had it on this wretched stain of a planet
#GOD warm milk is GOOD#it tastes so BUTTERY so RICH so FULL#HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS? FOREVER? IS THIS WHAT MILK IS WHEN IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE DEATH
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