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starrynightsxo · 2 months

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cardan: *drunkenly pointing to jude* give it up for my gf everybody!

jude: I'm your wife.

cardan: *ecstatic* WHAT?? WOAH, EVEN BETTER THEN!!!

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queenofwafflesstuff · 8 months

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Jude: fuck the royalty🔪

Cardan(drunk af): please do 😏

#the cruel prince #the wicked king #queen of nothing #holly black #elfhame #the folk of the air #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #i love you #hot as fuck #fuck #what the fuck #royalty #drunk #drunk confessions #jude x cardan #high king cardan

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thejudeduarte · 5 days

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How do book boys (shout out to the writers) come up with the most romantic things to say ever??😭 I NEED TO KNOWWW!! They'll just randomly say the most heart aching, gut wrenching, tear shedding poetic shit ever ON. THE. SPOT. Please reveal your secrets

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shit-im-bi · 2 years

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domestic and drunk cardan with sober jude will ALWAYS be my fav because imagine:

Cardan: *drunk* hey, hey Jude. Wow that's a pretty name. Jude, jude, jude hehe. Judeeee my love, my queen, my queen who kills, my... my... killer queen *giggles like a maniac*

Jude:

Cardan: *gasps and sits up* JUDE!

Jude: ...what, Cardan

Cardan: they're called leggings because you put your leg

Cardan: because you put your leg

Cardan: your leg.

Cardan: because. Because your leg it.

Jude: Take your time, Cardan

#naur because drunk!cardan is so damn funny LMAO #drunk!cardan greenbriar #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #jude x cardan #cardan x jude #jurdan #jurdannet #enemies to lovers #enemies to lovers trope #ya fantasy #ya fiction #holly black #tfota series #tfota #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing

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clockworkbee · 1 year

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The power in these paragraphs alone >>>

—Cardan Greenbriar, from How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories

#cardan greenbriar #quotes #htkoelths #the prince of elfhame gets a moth drunk #how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories #the folk of the air #tfota #holly black

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maritheduck · 10 months

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born to wine aunt forced to overprotective-done-with-this-super-duper-trooper-tired parent

#cardan my beloved #cardan duarte #cardan greenbriar #so drunk

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slightlyrebelliouswriter23 · 2 years

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https://slightlyrebelliouswriter23.tumblr.com/post/684692533365833728/sssdffghjks-fine-line-pls

The way I need another teaser holy shit— 🥵🥵🥵

A shiver peals down my spine.

It's unbearable how much I still want him. How much more I want. Why did I ever fight this? How did I ever go without this? I can't recall my reasons. I am only the pith of me, only furious heartbeat and feeling.

The fulgency of the moment is such that I can't even remember the taste of the world before he tasted me. Which is upsetting.

He is not mine to crave like this.

By the look on his face, he is just as frayed, just as conflicted.

Two beats go by before he decides. I feel my feet leave the ground as Cardan stands. He holds the crooks of my legs in the crooks of his arms, tells me to hold on. So I do, gripping the back of his neck for purchase.

We are chest-to-chest, tangled breath, my legs like vines around him. Our foreheads touch as he carries me to the kitchen. I am too blissed-out to gripe.

"What are you doing?" I ask, still breathless. It's dark in here, and he doesn't turn on the lights.

"Having a proper meal," he says, setting me down on the island counter.

read Fine Line 🍓🍉

#enjoy bb!#also this is my apology for getting drunk two nights in a row instead of writing Fine Line woops 💀#tfota #jurdan #jurdan smut #tfota smut #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #fine line #holly black #my writing #ember writes #citrus jurdan #asked and answered #nonnie

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jordiethepoolfloatie · 2 years

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A conversation we had the other day with @threecalicos (you know it’s about to get cursed)

@threecalicos : Do you think Cardan wags his tail like a dog when he sees Jude?

Me, after agreeing that yes in fact he definitely, without a doubt does: does he puff up the hair on his tail like a cat when he sees someone he doesn’t like?

In conclusion: Cardan Greenbriar is a furry.

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #tcp #twk #tqon #jurdan #cardan is a furry #jude #cardan #knife wife #and her drunk emo fairy boyfriend

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cruelprincae · 5 months

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Cardan is having his monthly existential crisis over Taylor Swift's All You Had To Do Was Stay because all the girls he ever loved are problematic and difficult. So he is just a sobbing drunken mess, screaming all you had to do was stay from the top of his lungs with a bottle of wine in his grasp. Perhaps he is the problem.

#( dash commentary. )#( this is open to anyone who wants to deal with a drunk fae #( cardan @ nicasia: you drove us off the road all you had to do was stay had now it's just too late IT COULD HAVE BEEN THAT EASY #( cardan @ jude: had me at the palm of your hand but then you had to go and lock me out when i let you in IT COULD HAVE BEEN EASY #( 1989 album was written with Cardan Greenbriar in mind I'm convinced

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tfotababe · 2 years

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Did I?

Two months ago, my dad noticed I've been reading. He asked what the book was about, I told him it was about 'Fairies' that existed with the human world kinda like Harry Potter or Peter Pan. He asked if there were villains, I said no, there aren't any, they just fight amongst themselves (I really didn't think about our dear I hate you = I love you couple) But did I lie???

#Yeah I didn't add the alcoholic teenager part #that human girl taken to horror-wonderland part #the being passed out drunk while your family gets murdered and getting dragged underneath a table by your crush-nemesis #Sure I skipped through a lot of details #but #did i lie??#the folk of the air #tfota #holly black #jurdan #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #folk of the air #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #tfota fandom

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luardraws · 5 months

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“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”

Jude duarte & Cardan Greenbriar from The folk of the air by holly black

#book fanart #jude duarte #jude duarte fanart #cardan greenbriar #jude x cardan #cardan greenbriar fanart #jurdan fanart #jurdan #the folk of the air fanart #the folk of the air #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #elfhame #the stolen heir

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azastr · 10 months

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Intoxicated Love

Cardan Greenbriar

Description : Drunk Cardan flirting with his wife

Warning : Drunk Cardan 🍷

Cardan stumbled through the grand halls of the Elfhame palace, his steps unsteady and his laughter ringing out. He had consumed more than his fair share of the potent faerie wine, and it had taken a toll on his balance. Despite his intoxication, however, his mischievous dark eyes glinted with amusement as he spotted his wife, Y/n, coming towards him.

"Daaaaaarling~" Cardan slurred, a playful smile tugging at the corners of his lips. He sauntered to her, his tail swaying lazily behind him. "Come to rescue me from my own debauchery, have you?"

Y/n's eyes sparkled with mirth as she approached him, her footsteps purposeful and confident. "Rescue is a strong word, Cardan," she retorted, her voice laced with a hint of sarcasm. "More like keeping an eye on you to ensure you don't embarrass yourself too much."

Cardan feigned offense, a hand clutching his chest dramatically. "Embarrass myself? Never!" he exclaimed, his words accompanied by an unsteady sway. "I am the High King of Elfhame, after all. Embarrassment is beneath me."

Y/n raised an eyebrow and smirked. "Beneath you, huh? Just like the wine you've been drinking tonight, I suppose." She reached out a hand to steady him, her touch firm but gentle.

"Careful there, love," she said, her voice tinged with a mix of concern and a hint of sarcasm. "Don't want you stumbling and breaking that pretty face of yours."

Cardan's eyes flickered with amusement as he leaned into her touch, his tail swaying lazily behind him. "Oh, but my dear Y/n, even if I were to break my face, I trust you'd still find me irresistible," he slurred, a playful smile tugging at his lips.

Y/n raised an eyebrow, an amused smirk dancing on her own lips. "Irresistible might be a stretch, my love," she countered, her tone laced with feigned indifference. "But I suppose there's a certain charm to your drunken state."

Cardan chuckled softly, the sound reverberating through the room. "You wound me, my love. Here I am, pouring my heart out, and you mock me."

She chuckled, unable to hide her own amusement at his antics. "Well, pour your heart out more soberly next time, and maybe I'll take you seriously."

Leaning closer to her, Cardan's voice dropped to a husky whisper, his breath warm against her ear. "But where's the fun in that, Y/n? You know I can't resist teasing you, especially when you react so delightfully."

"You know," he slurred, his words whispered into her ear, "you're quite lovely tonight. Always lovely, of course, but tonight, especially so."

Y/n rolled her eyes, but a faint blush tinged her cheeks. "Flattery will get you nowhere, Cardan," she replied, a hint of teasing in her voice. "Especially when you're inebriated."

Y/n crossed her arms, studying him with a mixture of exasperation and fondness. "You never cease to amaze me, Cardan Greenbriar. How is it that a king can stumble around drunk in his own palace?"

Cardan grinned mischievously. "Because, my love, being a king can be rather dull at times. And what better way to bring some excitement to my kingdom than by being a charmingly tipsy ruler?"

Y/n's lips twitched into a playful smile. "Is this your way of suggesting a dance, my intoxicated king?"

Cardan bowed dramatically, offering his hand. "Would you honor me with a dance, my cunning and beautiful wife?"

Y/n took his hand, her fingers intertwining with his. "Only if you promise not to step on my toes, Your Majesty."

Cardan laughed, his eyes alight with affection. "I make no such promises, my love. But I will do my best to keep up with your graceful steps."

They moved to the center of the hall, the music of the fae filling the air. Cardan's steps were unsteady, but Y/n guided him with practiced ease. They twirled and spun, their laughter echoing through the grand chamber.

In that moment, they were not a king and a human girl hated by the fae. They were simply Cardan and Y/n, two souls entwined in a dance that defied the odds. And as they laughed and teased each other under the moonlit sky, their love shone brightly, casting a light that even the darkest shadows of Elfhame couldn't extinguish.

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Not me drowning in the imagines of this beautiful fae

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yeahyeahgrumblegrumbleakasage · 1 year

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"Wine, Cardan, and a mattress"

Cardan Greenbriar x reader/Jude Duarte (depends on interpretation I didn't specify in the text)

Summary: Cardan disappears from a party and his partner finds him.

Warnings: mention of wine, Cardan (the man is a warning in itself) (I think that's all but tell me if I left something out)

Genre: Fluff

Word count: 378 words (I know it's short sorry)

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Cardan has somehow disappeared again.

The palace was bustling with noise and color. The cause of that was another celebration. For what? At this point, it was hard to tell. And Cardan-the king who was usually the life of the party escaped the hands of his guards. In the best case, his drunk self was stumbling through the castle halls, in the worse case, he was in deep trouble.

As soon as I have been made aware of this predicament I sought to find our dramatic drunken king, otherwise known as my husband. I have been wandering the halls for some time when I heard a voice. It seems that our best-case scenario was the true one.

I opened the door which led to a stairway, what I saw between the golden-white wall, was the aforementioned king with flushed cheeks, tousled hair, and clothes, arguing with a mattress. I fought the urge to release a laugh. Delirious Cardan still with a glass in his hand, did not seem bothered by my presence or perhaps he did not take notice at all. He was preoccupied for one, he kept his voice low for reasons I might never know. To me, it seemed like he was having quite the argument with a mattress that has now by some absolute coincidence I'm sure found its way to this stairway. With a glance and a sound between a growl and a noise of complaint left his chapped, wine-stained lips. He then slid down the wall with his back to it, and his eyes closed. His crown slightly moved as if in protest and the next thing I know quiet snores filled the hall.

Then my quiet steps as I made my way over to take him in my arms. By now, the route to our bed chamber was engraved in my head as I took the sleeping form of my husband to it.

Gently putting him down, I turned to go report what had happened, when a hand grasped my wrist and spoke softly. "Stay!?" It did not sound like an order nor a question, but after such a tiring day I gave in. I just had to remember to get that mattress to it's rightful place once our peaceful slumber ended.

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A/N: Hopefully this was still okay! Since I haven't seen much of Cardan x reader or not, I thought I would try to contribute. Hope you still enjoyed and likes, comments, and reblogs are deeply appreciated!

#cardan greenbriar x reader #cardan greenbriar #high king cardan #folk of the air #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #cardan greenbriar x jude duarte #jude duarte #x reader #fluff

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cardanloveclub · 2 years

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Picture perfect.

Cardan Greenbriar.

If a month ago you told me I'd be here right now, posing for a painting with the youngest prince in the Greenbriar line, I wouldn't believe you. I'd laugh at you, while feeling sickened by the simple thought of it.

But here I am, betrothed to the one and only, Cardan Greenbriar. I'm not happy about it, the only plus I've thought of at the moment is the endless supply of hot towels.

Two weeks ago my father came into my room, I was lying on my bed, reading some old folk tale, it was about a girl and a dragon, I can't remember much about it. But he came in, my mother latched onto his arm, my sister leaning against my door frame, wanting to hear whatever it was they were going to tell me.

"We have some news for you."

"I gathered by the way you waltzed in, you weren't just going to tell me dinner is ready."

"He'll never put up with her." My mother not so discreetly whispered to my father.

"It's for her own good, she should be put in line, not to mention the other benefits." He replied, side eyeing me as he did.

I looked at my sister who was looking straight at me and shrugged. She seemed just as confused as I did.

"You're engaged, I trust that you'll take it upon yourself to talk to us respectfully about it. There's going to be no debate, we're not changing our minds, everything has been agreed already."

If I was mid drinking, my bedsheets, corset and blouse, parents and pillow would have been soaked.

"To who?" I asked, frantically. I wish my sister wouldn't have been there to see me panicking, but siblings are siblings and will always be nosey.

"The youngest son in the royal family."

"You have got to be kidding me." My sister squealed from the door.

"Yeah, what she said. How did this happen, and why?"

My mother looked at me, up to my father, nodded and focused her attention on me again, seriousness in her eyes.

"It's not at all ladylike to be asking so many questions about this, you'll go through with the wedding, with the terms that come with it and you mustn't fail us. Or yourself."

"Did nobody think to ask me about this, marrying me off to a boy, I can't stand? It seems like a stupid, obvious way for you to get power, surely there must be-"

"Enough." My fathers quiet, threating whispers are worse than his shouting. Not quite however worse than being hit. It's not uncommon to be slapped silent by a parent or partner. I've seen him do it to my mother. Only once, he was drunk, he promised it wouldn't happen again, he never has laid hands on her since. I've been slapped a few times, so has my sister but we move on from it. It's hard to get caught up on those feelings, after all, it's your family, you always come around, you always love them.

But at that moment I was livid. I couldn't argue against them, I knew it would cause more problems than it would resolve. There was nothing I could do about it. I was tied up with Cardan Greenbriar. Royal Prince and pain in the arse.

But here we were now. Dressed up in the fanciest clothes I have ever worn. A burgundy velvet dress, laced with golden silk, tied at the back with ribbons, and cinched at the waist, with yet another corset, it was an elegant piece and despite the slight discomfort, I felt beautiful in it.

Cardan was dressed in a cream shirt, black trousers that were slightly baggy at the ankles, rings adorning his long fingers and pointy ears. We looked like a rich couple, but far from happy, thankfully we didn't have to smile for this painting.

We were draped across a plump, rich purple coloured couch. Half empty wine glasses in hands. My heels were slipping off my feet and he was barefoot. He smelt like alcohol, smoke and blood, it was all I could think about. I didn't know if it was my mind telling me that or if he actually smelt like a murder scene from a book I would have read in the past.

I felt something wrap around my ankle and looking down I saw what it was. His tail. Wrapped, possessively around my ankle.

"Greenbriar, take it off." I warn

"No, I feel like it fits, me, around you, reminding everyone who you belong to." He whispers, slowly.

"I don't belong to you." I hiss at him.

"Sure, but it wouldn't harm to have the folk believe that. They'll love it, they love a happily ever after."

"Oh we're far from a happily ever after."

"Whatever you say, but you're always here with me, and when this is finished, we'll eat together, we'll retire to the same bed, wake up, me around you, just like now. You'll get used to it sweetheart. Don't worry your pretty little head about it now."

I couldn't speak, I just nodded along, doe eyed, feeling like I was a mouse and he was a snake. But he wouldn't just eat me straight away, no, I could tell this snake loves to play with his food.

And no one could tell him not to, after all, he's royalty.

#cardan greenbriar #the cruel prince #cardans tail #cardan x reader #folk of the air #i really want this to have smut now but i can't write smut at all #im making myself blush #morally grey villain #my fav furry #holly black

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prettiestlovergirl · 2 months

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❝ REQUESTS !

" late night devil, put your hands on me "

disclaimers ༊彡⬭ 𓈒 I

✪ please check my rules before you request anything! and please read these disclaimers, if you are in violation of any rules, you will be deleted and/or blocked.

✪ please make sure you have your age in your bio/ pinned on your account! i do not interact with minors!!

✪ there is no guarantee that i will write what you've requested! i do not always have inspiration for things, so please bear with me and PLEASE do not message me/harass me about whether or not i saw your message.

✪ smut is my preferred genre but i am definitely open to writing/responding to other genres! i'm a whore but i love fluff as much as the next girl!

✪ if you want a part two of something, you MUST give me an idea for it!! could be small, could be fully thought out, doesn't matter to me, but there MUST be something i can go off of.

✪ below i have a loooooong list of characters i'll write for, if you see a character you like but is not on the list, please feel free to reach out! i will let you know whether or not i will add them to the list xx

characters i'm willing to write for 𖼐꒱࿐ ִ I

✦ luke castellan ✦ coriolanus snow ✦ sejanus plinth ✦ finnick odair ✦ peeta mellark ✦ anakin skywalker ✦ peter parker ✦ jj maybank ✦ rafe cameron ✦ tim bradford ✦ wesley evers ✦ john nolan ✦ jake peralta ✦ barry allen ✦ james potter ✦ remus lupin ✦ sirius black ✦ tom riddle ✦ mattheo riddle ✦ theodore nott ✦ ares (from pjo) ✦ spencer reid ✦ aaron hotchner ✦ matt simmons ✦ luke alvez ✦ will lamontagne jr ✦ tony stark ✦ miguel o'hara ✦ steve rogers ✦ peter quill ✦ scott lang ✦ harry potter ✦ ron weasley ✦ fred weasley ✦ bill weasley ✦ charlie weasley ✦ percy weasley ✦ george weasley ✦ aaron thorsen ✦ anthony bridgerton ☆ benedict bridgerton ☆ harry hook (ouat) ✦ alex claremont diaz ✦ cardan greenbriar ✦ manny (abbott elementary) ✦ sally jackson ✦ lucy chen ✦ celina juarez ✦ hermione granger ✦ katniss everdeen ✦ johanna mason ✦ padme amidala ✦ sarah cameron ✦ angela lopez ✦ nyla harper ✦ amy santiago ✦ rosa diaz ✦ lily evans ✦ marlene mckinnon ✦ luna lovegood ✦ ginny weasley ✦ fleur delacour ✦ emily prentiss ✦ jennifer jareau ✦ elle greenaway ✦ emma swan ✦ natasha romanoff ✦ yelena belova ✦ kate bishop ✦ carol danvers ✦ wanda maximoff ✦ jude duarte ✦ prettiestlovergirl (fantasize about me, baby <3)

definitely into ༊彡⬭ 𓈒 I

☆ oral fixation ☆ infidelity kink ☆ size kink ☆ brat/brat taming kink ☆ face fucking ☆ tit fucking ☆ thigh riding ☆ daddy/mommy content ☆ domination ☆ sadism ☆ breeding kink ☆ masochism ☆ exhibitionism ☆ squirting ☆ degrading ☆ dirty talk ☆ cum swapping ☆ dacryphilia ☆ overstimulation ☆ gagging ☆ praise edging ☆ biting ☆ marking ☆ cne ☆ dubcon ☆ coercion ☆ breath play ☆ impact play ☆ anal play ☆ legal age gap ☆ threesomes ☆ brother's best friend ☆ best friend's brother ☆ daddy x princess ☆ step-cest ☆ legal age gap ☆ dom x sub ☆ gangbang ☆ bareback/ cream pies ☆ being shared ☆ free use ☆ orgasm denial ☆ brat x brat tamer ☆ knife play ☆ corruption virgin! reader ☆ bimbo! reader ☆ office sex ☆ mean! reader ☆ hair pulling ☆ dark content ☆ fratboy! character ☆ hand kink ☆ dumbification ☆ nicknames: mami, mamas, mama, ma, pretty girl, babe, baby, sweetheart, angel ☆

sometimes into ༊彡⬭ 𓈒 I

☆ somnophilia ☆ olfactophilia ☆ piss kink ☆ arm kink ☆ dry humping ☆ virgin! character ☆ best friend! character ☆ kidnapping kink ☆ thigh fucking ☆ sub! character ☆ sex toys ☆ period sex ☆ orgy ☆ drunk sex ☆ angst ☆ fluff ☆ sex pollen ☆ under the table ☆ noncon play ☆ polyamory ☆ predator/prey kink ☆ bondage ☆ sensory deprivation ☆ fake relationship ☆ cuckhold ☆ pet play ☆ cockwarming ☆ nicknames: babydoll, doll, honey, hon ☆

not into ༊彡⬭ 𓈒 I

☆ tentacles ☆ age regression ☆ professor x student ☆ childhood bedroom ☆ self-harm ☆ suicide ☆ ai ☆ pedophilia ☆ incest ☆ underage characters ☆ race play ☆ race exclusive features ☆ eating disorders ☆ depression ☆ getting caught masturbating and moaning out a name ☆ financial domination ☆ scat ☆ gay for pay ☆ age play ☆ wax play ☆ pegging ☆ feet content ☆ food play ☆ male! reader ☆

#requests #please read before sending #lola: info #thanks my love !

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entpandemonium · 11 months

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cardan greenbriar headcanons

oKAY HYPOTHESIS HEAR ME OUT Cardan is

~ A CAT BOY IN THE MODERN WOLD

~ A gamer

~ EVErytime jude passes by you can hear tiny ruffling behind his back (itshistailguys)

~ HE LOVES TAYLOR SWIFT

~ picturing Cardan amazed and drunk with a grumpy jude doing atm transactions after Cardan has lost atm cards to the machine three times

Thank you for coming to my ted talk <3

#folk of the air #cruel prince #wicked king #queen of nothing #the queen of nothing #high king cardan #cardan greenbriar #the cruel prince #cardanandjude #cardans tail #jurdan #tfota #jude duarte #tumblr #relateable #tumblr og #tumblrpost #glitter

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