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finnmash · 3 months

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max land x rayne ames shippers ... where are you...

#mashle #mashle magic and muscles #max land #rayne ames #max land x rayne ames #THEYRE MY BABIES #like max is his bff #MAX IS THE REASON WE KNOW RAYNE AS A RABBIT LOVER ??? AND THEY WERE/ARE ROOMMATES??#COUNT ME IN DUDE

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cuntbrow · 5 months

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this is how looney tunes sex truthers will win

#source: dude trust me #michael sheen #david tennant #does this count as shennant? hm. probably not but eh let's christen it #shennant #good omens #people #ysa.txt

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rottmnt-residuum · 8 months

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Part 3 of Arc II (Part 29)

and with this we hit 100 pages 🎉

⇇ | ⇽ | index | ⇾

#rottmnt #rottmnt leonardo #residuum #rottmnt residuum comic #c #g #me staring at the last four panels: where the fuck is the army dude. shouldn't he be shooting tranqs at leo here #brain: no gun #me: what?#brain: no guns around the medical equipment #me: ...#brain: also head owie #(just realised were hitting 100 pages on this- and im. well. honestly i didn't think i was capable of going on this long)#(but i plan to be here as long as it takes to finish this whole thing! even if. the projected page count increases every time i look at it)

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rochenn · 1 year

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force ghost dooku, also known as leia's professional shoulder devil

#swot #leia organa #count dooku #leia and luke being haunted by old dudes their father killed will never not be funny to me #it's equality. leia needs to get a lying old bastard ghost too #my art

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ricky-mortis · 18 days

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Have some Ted doodles- as a treat.

#was counting up all the times I’ve drawn my little guys and Ted is now at around 71 #highest of the hatchetfield characters for sure #he’s just fun to draw #I get it Tinky #I understand your obsession #did these while listening to exam review #rip long hair Ted #never gonna stop thinking of you #yall ive got so many WIPs it’s crazy #after exams are over I’m not going to stop drawing #anyways how’re you #hope you’re doing well #all good things i hope #I don’t feel like going and grabbing my fact book so today you get one off the top of my head #fun fact: contrary to popular belief- tomatoes are not fruits; they are a category of vegetable called fruit vegetable #there is a heart scene in Stardew Valley with Demetrius and Robin in which Demetrius asks you if a tomato is a fruit or vegetable and #if you say vegetable he gets all huffy #this frustrates me because he says ‘oh you are a farmer you should know’ and DUDE I DO KNOW #ITS YOU WHO DOESNT KNOW #Anyways yeah #this has been the fun fact corner ft. me ranting about tomatoes #ted spankoffski #tinky npmd #tinky #tnoy karaxis #theodore spankoffski #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #Starkid #Joey richter

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tsuyoiqueen · 27 days

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every now and then i leave tumblr for a few months cause i get hyper focused on something that's not really popular here so i have to look for other sources. but every now and then neil gaiman comes out with a new queer couple with tragic backstory and an even more tragic present and i cannot help but be dragged back into this hellsite as my obsession reignites once again.

#if i had a nickel for every time he's pulled this trick on me i'd have like. three nickels #which isn't a lot but basically surpasses the original count of the meme #in case someone still can't tell i'm talking about dead boy detectives #more specifically the two main dudes #i am obsessed with them #and i finished the show yesterday #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #painland #the sandman #good omens #dreamling #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #aryspeaks

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haunted-xander · 1 month

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Respectfully, anyone who believes that Roxas shouldn't have come back in kh3 is wrong and also doesn't know how to make a satisfying end to a characters narrative.

I could maybe forgive thinking Naminé or Xion shouldn't have returned, as they at least got to make the informed decision to return to their counterparts themselves. It would still be wrong but I can at least forgive it.

But Roxas? His entire story is about being allowed to be yourself regardless of what anyone else around you says you should be. It doesn't/shouldn't matter if he comes from Sora, because he is someone else entirely. It's his life, not Sora or anyone elses. Having a story like that end with him being violently forced to return to Sora when he doesn't even know anything about what's going on is flat out bad writing.

Did he accept that he had to die for Sora? Well, sure, but only after getting to beat him within an inch of his life. Only reason he accepts it is because he literally has no other choice but to. He can't keep clinging to the anger and misery at his circumstances forever.

And, you know, it probably helps that the person this was all for also fucking hates it. In no way is Sora happy about what happened to Roxas. Of course he'd bring him back, it's Sora. The situation is so unfair and tragic that having it end with him just staying in Sora forever would literally go against the essence of the entire series.

Kingdom Hearts is, at it's core, a series about bonds. Roxas was established basically immediately as having very important bonds! His best friend literally died for him! He has friends that don't even know it because it was another version of them, but they still feel that bond to him anyway! You really think they should've just thrown away a character whose bonds transcended the boundaries between data and reality just like that? Get real.

#sorry not sorry but roxas' narrative is genuinely so important and it baffles me that there are people who genuinely think he shouldnt have #come back in kh3 #like dude do you just hate satisfying happy endings or what?#the ending that roxas got in kh2 is terrible #his entire everything in kh2 is terrible actually #the only one involved in that situation thats on his side (aside from axel but hes not counted)#is also the only one who couldnt do anything until it was too late #and like. in ddd roxas outright says that the reason he could be okay with this #is because its sora specifically #because sora *wouldnt* be okay with it #because hed actually care to do something to fix it #ansem the wise also says exactly that!#that the reason roxas could exist seperately to begin with is bc of soras love for other people!!!!!!#im rambling again but whatever. sometimes people have such astronomically bad takes that it astounds me #roxas #sora #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 2 #kh #kh2 #xander rambles

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sipsoftea · 12 days

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Since I did one for my first farmer, I obviously had to do one for my second. We don’t play favorites in this house (except we totally do, I love her sm)

Her name is Jeannie, and she’s a half vampire on her dad’s side. Other than her appearance, vampirism hasn’t really affected her life that much, she just has to deal with a mild garlic allergy and getting sunburnt real easy. She also ages a tad slower than a normal person, but she does still age

#i admittedly got a little tired of working on it so it’s kinda half finished #sorry about that #but that means I get to move onto drawing more Mr Qi #I’m still really salty abt not getting to marry him #at least I have krobus #also. kinda torn between picking a father for her #idk if I want her dad to be the count from Sesame Street or Nosferatu #tbh I didn’t know she was a half vampire until I started drawing her because I felt the need to justify her purple skin #I didn’t want her to be a full vampire tho bc #ya know being a farmer in the sun all day might be bad for her health #anyway #sdv #stardew valley #my art #sdv farmer #my oc #sdv mr qi #Mr qi is hard to draw dude. I think it’s the hat that throws me off the most but man #I started over with him like 4 times

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elsyrel · 4 months

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"I've heard him send out the dogs"

The Good Guy <3

#the arcana #the arcana game #count lucio #lucio morgasson #mercedes and melchior #I remember when I read that sentence in Muriel's tale and...#dude it gives me chills #I had to draw it xD #lucio can be scary as fuck when he wants to be

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chrliekclly · 10 days

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#iasip #NO MISSES IN SEASON 5. NONE. PEAK ERA SUNNY #honey nd vic vinegar?? 'ill back u up man' roadtrip?? frank suicide arc?? frank INTERVENTION arc?? dee waitress jealousy??#'o shit thers stickers' love letter??? da maniac/desert grape/birds of war?? kitten mittons?? MACDEN BREAKUP?? DENNIS SYSTEM??#DEE DRENCHED HEAD TO TOE IN BLOOD?? CHARLIE AND MAC BODYPAINT/I CHUG DICK/IDIOTS SAVAGES IDIOTS IDIOTS?????#NOTHING BUT BANGERS im abt to rewatch it all right now wtf thinking abt its getting me riled up #currently watching resident alien on my friends suggestion nd saw him say this abt s5 law & order nd was like ME ME ME ME ME XACTLY ME #same season nd EVERYTHING my dude i get u #also th double layered inside joke w myself here cuz of charlies obsession w law & order so he'd get him too #'describing an episode of law & order n full detail is not a story' once again ME WITH SUNNY LMAO #(triple layer if we wanna count rob nd charlie literally being on L&O nd th reason bhind th jokes n th first place)#[humming law & order theme song]#ok im done #shitpost #resident alien

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murasaki-cha · 7 months

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TCF PART 2 SPOILERS

Just hyung things (enjoying their dongsaeng's suffering)

#he brought it upon himself honestly #laughing at the consequences of Cale's actions #me too dude #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #alberu crossman #sui khan #lee soo hyuk #tcf novel #tcf part 2 #laws of hunting #tcf meme #tcf humor #lcf meme

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lunagames · 8 months

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It's so funny to me that Dorothea's explicit reason to come to the Academy is to find a find husband and subsequently live a comfortable life and then she's there and then couldn't give a rat's ass about any of the guys.

To the girls she's all sweet and supportive and loving and sometimes gay. And to the guys... well she's not mean to all of them but she clearly doesn't see any of them as an option until the end of a support chain and doesn't enthuisastically go out of her way to aid them.

Girl is classmates with several wealthy heirs and supposedly looking for a husband and comfortable life, but would clearly rather, happily, spend her life eloping to Brigid or fistfighting Count Varley.

#fire emblem three houses spoilers #fe3h #dorothea arnault #i'll be honest #nothing in Dorothea's ending with the dudes gets me like Dorothea's and Edelgard's A Support #no story about me would be complete without the character of dorothea #god get married #somehow Edelgard was the smoothest all along #I'd like to kill Count Varley too dorothea take me along

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turnipoddity · 2 months

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE DRAW MORE SLUTTY LAWRENCE SHIT. I AM CLAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE!!!

#can count on me for that KAHSKSJSJD #u dont even have to ask around here we’re all down bad for that dude here. im sick #asks #i pray for our well being #lawrence gordon #saw

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viscerat · 8 months

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some school doodles. I put some translations in there because I thought it was funny that I mostly subconsciously put him next to very postal words lol.

#postal #postal dude #so normal about him.#i've drawn him too many times to count now.#my brain won't let me draw anyone else #help.

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suncaptor · 1 year

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Girl you are literally just listing your abusers... you're ALLOWED to be mad and blame them it's not your fault I promise...

#JOHN DEAN LILITH LUCIFER RUBY.................. SCREAMING.#im going to count lilith as sams abuser i can back that up trust me. but it is different ik #spn #incoherents #sammy #supernatural #sam winchester #wank cw #sam interrupted #lilith #dean #lucifer #john #ruby #a majority of these people have literally sexually assaulted him #they have ALL mistreated him in severe ways #DUDE #.💌

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breadedsinner · 1 year

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“This Bioware character is straight,” and yet I have never encountered a single fan of theirs who was straight.

#Alistair Theirin #Sebastian Vael #cassandra pentaghast #blackwall #Ashley Williams #Thane Krios #Jack #Morrigan #yknow what I will gatekeep this one time #And say Miranda and Tali too #Becausr there are straight dudes who are into them and uhhhhh yeah they don’t count #This post brought to you by all the lesbians who gave me Shepley content thank you lesbians

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