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dmbakura · 3 days

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I really don't relate to that "lesbians love women differently from men we are soft and pure and would never sexualize each other uwu" shit like fuck that I am a gooner and a pervert and I love sex and i wanna bang women

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dyscomancer · 2 years

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The go-to line for live action parodies of Oblivion NPC dialgoue being "Have you heard of the High Elves?" is so funny to me. That'd be like walking up to someone in broad daylight and asking them "Have you heard of the Italians?" with zero wind-up or context

#by talos this can't be happening #to say nothing about how the line isn't even in the game in the first place #kind of a thing #oblivion #elder scrolls #memes #from the desk #have you heard of the high elves

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effervescent-fool · 3 months

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it's joever

#by talos this can't be happening #we've made it this far lads. i won't go down without a fight #james.txt

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hotcinnamonsunset · 1 year

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hey. don’t cry. you weren’t defeated for the 7th 8th 9th 10th 11th time in the vote for speaker of the house.

#speaker of the house #this sure is something huh #us politics #jeb bush please clap dot jpeg #edited to keep up with the nonsense #by talos this can't be happening

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 1 year

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Lydia: *stabbing the air between the Last Dragonborn and Miraak*

Last Dragonborn: What are you doing?

Lydia: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. By Talos, it isn’t working.

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turkwriter · 1 year

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Season 3 Writers: “Bo-Katan has redeemed herself, and shown that she’s worthy and the only one who has the skill to lead the Mandalorians. This is the season’s main (only) plot point and all the major characters will proclaim it in each episode.”

Bo-Katan’s literal first action upon becoming the leader again: *walks the Mandalorians into a trap laid by the same guy who genocided the Mandalorians the last time she was leader*

#Star Wars #The Mandalorian #Bo-Katan Kryze #The Mandalorians all looking into a paper bag right now a la Michael Bluth #~I don't know what I expected~#by talos this can't be happening

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chiptrillino · 4 days

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#if for everytime someone mentions me in a tick tock video i would get a nickle #i would have two nickles #which is not a lot but its so weird taht it happend two times #.... i can't freaking sleep because of it!#also i have to behave now because i got called spicy...#my man was that necessary?!#-looks at my ask-#by talos this can't be happening

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caremitthefrog · 6 months

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went from hating crocodile to loving liking crocodile and this is how i feel about that

#i’m so upset about it #i’m so conflicted #i’m exploding actually #i’m bursting into flames #by talos this can't be happening #he’s kinda- *gets shot*#nah i can’t believe this #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #crocodile #one piece #i finished impel down #impel down

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radley-writes · 2 months

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me, a person with a known immune deficiency that makes me very vulnerable to stomach bugs, whenever I get a stomach bug:

#BY TALOS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING #anyway guess who was up spewing chunks all night xxx again xxx #radley rambles #chronic health bullshit #chronic health tag #disability tag

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stairway2mars · 8 months

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crafted his cunt in a lab to be delectable

#i fucCKING HATE IT HERE #how am i so predictable... the clownery or it all #by talos this can't be happening #AGAIN #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #baldurs gate astarion #arcane silco #silco #emiel regis #tw3 #the witcher 3 #blood and wine #neil newbon

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braceletofteeth · 3 months

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After patting myself in the back and heavy celebrating that I could remember the names of all (14) Playboyy characters, entering the tag of the series and getting lost in 0.1 seconds because I don't know any of the actors' names

#by talos this can't be happening #😩😩#when Zico said ''beyond mountains are more mountains''. so true king #playboyy the series

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virtualgirladv · 9 days

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You are cringe but it only makes me wanna fuck you more

Wait what fuck I didn't think I'd get this far uhhhhhhh yippee???? Thanks? ><

#vga.ask #by talos this can't be happening

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angelasscribbles · 3 days

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#by talos this can't be happening #funnyshit #humor #it's witchcraft

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theo-grayson · 1 month

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I only found out that "it's" isn't possessive (like his or her) like. Yesterday.

But listen. Okay. I was SO confident that I was right. Because I have a VIVID memory of trying to write a self-insert x reader fanfiction with N from pokemon, at like age 11. And Reshiram was in the beginning scene. I wanted it to look at y/n, so I googled "its or it's".

And listen. I could have SWORN that google told me that "it moved it's head" was grammatically correct. I have referred to that memory whenever I need to know it's vs its for YEARS.

SO I'VE BEEN USING IT WRONG THE WHOLE TIME

#by talos this can't be happening #writing #grammar #english #fanfic #fanfiction #pokemon #n pokemon

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rotten-games · 20 days

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Hello, is the chapter 4 public? On itch.io it just opened a page with a title Chapter 4, beneath it was a list of characters, and when I pressed the next page, it showed an empty page. The game was restarted

I'm silly--Okay so! What you've just seen is a mistake on my part but you should still have access to the full content on itch.io.

The newest content is the chapter you would have read to get to that point. Currently it is labelled Chapter Three but it essentially comprises what was originally written in the choicescript version of the game (chapters 1 through 4) hence the confusion regarding chapter titles.

(That, and in my files it is straight up labelled chapter four so rip)

Unless I've completely gone and fudged it, you should still have access to the new content plus a page I used to list out characters that I forgot to delete afterwards.

I will go and fix that up, likely tomorrow, so I hope this makes sense!

#rott game #by talos this can't be happening

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 1 year

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Martin: Oh no . . .

Cyrodiil, just having lost her Emperor: *slowly turning to stare at Martin*

Martin: Oh by Talos, no.

#i almost accidentally left elrond's name in the middle line and that would've been funny #by talos this can't be happening #martin septim #uriel septim vii #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect oblivion quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #Oblivion #the elder scrolls iv: oblivion #source: tumblr

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