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Robots can feel horny?

I got a whole circuit dedicated to it!!

and probably too many malware libraries for it too

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I have been crushed into a small cube, please use me as a paperweight or door stop

Your posts are erratic and behaviour most unsettling

Did yo ureally name yourself Lan? are you that much of a computer fucker?

Its a Vietnamese name, im viet...

Plus im a robot, not a computer fucker. Computer fuckers fuck me smh

boop

Wait no that's my-

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Well you see

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You didn't say the magic word. Time to die froggo :3

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I should have expected this given the length but heh

Little miffed I'm no longer fluent in binary ASCII. How far I've fallen 😤

Hey Lan - thoughts on shirts that do this

Gender y/n?

So fucking gender. I used to get oversized hoodies and add the thumb hole myself because i was that kind of gal. I should do it again next winter

Also Ramsey my beloved chef butch king

No, we've come to talk to you about your cars extended warranty

Get off my lawn

Please I beg of you mommy please selfies and tummy and cute and please???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Get this to 100 notes and I'll do some fine?

You're a robot how can you be masochistic and into marks and stuff?? Makes nodamn sense

You fool, absolute buffoon

Cracks and gouges in the chassis, cables being pulled, spiderweb fractures on displays, disassembly, burnt out actuators, fried sensors, battery leaks, shorted circuits

Just to name a few beautiful things

Girlthingbot you are almost 30 and you just figured out toys what did you do growing up?

Late bloomer tbh

Mostly play videogames and watch TV. Toys weren't much of a thing

Damn that's really all it takes to get a gf? What am I doing wrong?

Be louder and weirder online mostly?

Or be so blatantly sad that they reach out and fall in love with you by freak chance. Okay maybe not this but it happened???

There is this odd effect with your url where I routinely start typing "cybergirladv" rather than "virtualgirladv," despite knowing that your name has the initials VGA. ',:|

Oooo that's a good name tho. Very would have stolen that if I wasn't attached to mine already

Did you per chance fall from a parallel universe?