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awhoreintheory · 2 years
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Lance: Hey cowboy, how's your horse?
Keith, absolutely fed up with this mockery:
Keith doing his best impression of his dad's Texan accent: She's good, how 'bout you darlin'?
Lance tripping over his own two feet, slamming face first into the wall:
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Books of 2024: THE DEATH I GAVE HIM by Em X. Liu.
Up next! Hamlet retelling but make it science + a locked-lab mystery (which is, of course, directly up my alley!). Horatio is the lab's resident AI, and I'm so excited to see how this goes.
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itscrystql · 9 days
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and of course wtf is a good dinner and a good time without putting MLP on. im put on. ive been on since 2013 baby…
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wolvisms · 1 year
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ok across the spiderverse thoughts in the tags
#hobie deserved more screen time!! what the hell!!!!#as someone from london. he was the most accurate representation of a guy from london#no super posh accent! no gentleman-ness! no tea and crumpets!#americans always get it wrong BUT THEY GOT HOBIE RIGHT#the ldn slang was !!!!! it’s so funny to hear when it’s not in an actual british show or movie but IT WAS COOL LOL#also! i love gwen so much :(((( she deserves so much better#miguel… listen. he’s pretty. but he pissed me off. homie needs to loosen up a bit#but something about big broody men…🫣#JESS WAS SO HOT BYE#miles!!!! i love mike’s <3 my favourite spiderman ever i think#miles* oops#the cliffhanger lowkey had me like. ?????? I NEED PART 2 RN#ngl. ok i’ll admit i didn’t expect most of the twists. but the one at the end? where miles was the prowler in another dimension? i called it#also a little side note. i went into the cinema literally 15 mins late and missed the beginning. and the cinema was SO FUCKING FULL and—#—some mf decided to finesse my seat😀😀😀😀😀 the only row that had seats was the front row😀#the entire front was EMPTY. not a single person sitting there. AND I HAD TO WALK INTO THE ROOM LATE AND SIT THERE#my neck was killing me. and the screen was too big pls. I COULDNT SEE SHIT#there was so much going on in the movie… every time i’d look to the left of the screen i’d miss what happened on the right. LMFAO#i wish i got in time for my usual back seats so i could fucking see properly 🫠 i hate being so close#ANYWAYS YEAH ok i’m done#ani rambles#that was longer than i expected
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reinadecali · 2 years
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I’ll date a foreign caucasian before I EVER date an American caucasian. Iykyk
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renranram · 1 month
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schlatt x reader japan trip 🙏🙏
Japan
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sfw + fluff
introvert female reader joining schlatt for a trip in japan :3
schlatt's and your relationship have been pretty lowkey ever since it started, especially coming from a huge content creator like him some of his fans can sometimes be too overbearing
and to avoid that, the two of you to agreed to keep it lowkey, you weren't really a huge fan of travelling, you being a huge introvert and would pray and manifest that all your events would be cancelled or give you an excuse to not attend them
so it surprised schlatt that you actually agreed to go with him to japan, even agreeing to be in his and jack’s vlog, but introducing yourself as his close friend
so there you guys are, entering a cat shop, jack vlogging the entire thing for memorabilia and content as you follow behind schlatt, smiling in awe with the tons of cats inside
schlatt himself would of course glance at you from time to time, hoping you're enjoying and comfortable throughout the whole trip, “ yo, y/n, what do you think about these little fellas trapped inside of those? “ he asks
“ poor creatures “ you respond smiling at him as jack approaches the tiny kitten aiming his camera in the poor thing's face, “ jack, he looks like he's scared of you “ schlatt jokes as you giggle
“ schlatt look, he looks like you “ you point into a black, kind of chubby cat who's meowing at you, “ oh god it is! “ jack chimes in as schlatt smiles at you, before glaring at jack, “ really? this one looks exactly like you “ schlatt mocks jack by pointing on a sphinx as the man puts an unimpressed face as you chucke at their banter
“ .. i actually like the bald one “ you smile, fixing your glasses as jack cheers, “ see! even your bestfriend agrees im a good-looking cat “ jack spoke with his british accent, smug
“ i am so disappointed “ schlatt comments, shaking his head, being overdramatic as you can only smile and look at your boyfriend in admiration
the whole trip went well, and there was only a day left before going back to texas again, so, the two of you spent it together, alone and intimate as you visit a deer park, no cameras, no vlogging, no nothing more just two of you, enjoying your last day in tokyo
the two of you held hands as you chuckle, feeding a deer it's food as you smile, watching the deer bow, “ he's a polite fella isn't he? “ schlatt smiles, at you and the deer
“ he's very very polite “ you chuckle, “ very cute too “ you add, “ you two are very cute in my opinion “ he shrugs
“ cheesy fuck “ you reply, as he pecks your cheek, fixing your hair, as you gasp, “ look at that one! it has antlers “ you exclaim, pointing at a larger deer with one antler
“ do you think he's polite too? “ you ask, “ i bet he'll bow down in a 90 degree angle “ he replies as you break the food in half, handing the half to schlatt so he can also feed it,” what if we feed him at the same time and he chooses his favorite “ you challenge him
“ he's gonna choose the handsome one “ schlatt replies as you roll your eyes playfully as the two of you offers the food at the same time as the lather large deer bows, before choosing schlatt's
“ aha! see “ schlatt exclaims as you chuckle, the deer now feeding onto your offered food, “ so smug “ you comment, pecking your cheek
“ it's kinda hot “ you comment, smiling, as he didn't hesitate to remove his cap, putting it on you, “ should we go back to the hotel then? “
“ but it's like.. way too earlyy “ you reply as you sigh, before gasping, “ can we uhm…go to arcades and uh.. ive heard they have silly photo booths “ you suggest
and after hearing those, he spoiled you , going to the arcades and photo booths you wanted, as the two of you sat at the balcony of your hotel room, your head on his shoulder as you held hands
“ can't believe it ended so fast “ you sip on some random drink you two got from a convenient store on the way back, “ mhm, i wanna stay here with you longer “ schlatt caresses you hair
“ you know.. i was kinda surprised you actually came with us “ schlatt mentioned as you hums, “ really? “
“ yeah.. i thought we'd have to vc eachother again during the entire trip “ he added as you chuckle, “ i don't know.. it's just.. i wanna atleast spend some moments with you “ you answer
“ well… im glad you came, im just.. so fucking happy “ he cups you by your cheek, pecking your nose, “ im glad i chose the right decision then “ you smile
“ jay… i want to promise something “ you mumble as schlatt nods, shifting on your seat, “ yeah? “ he asks
“ … i wanna uhm.. try new stuffs with you and uhm… travel with you, and do cool things “ you smile, “ i wanna… get out of my shell.. so i can be with you “
“ y/n you know you dont have to force yourself just so you can be with me “ schlatt replies, caressing your face as you shake your head, “ no no, im doing this for myself too “ you fix your sleeves as you face him
“ i promise “ you reassure him as he chuckles, “ so fucking proud if you toots “ he ruffles your hair, “ im glad you're trying out new stuffs “
“ … wanna make japan more memorable? “ he pecks your neck, and you immediately knew what he meant as you nod, smiling, lifting you up without a challenge, entering the back to the room as he trace kisses around your face
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@.schlatt4layf • 11 hours ago
my friend from japan just spotted schlatt with a girl?????
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oh what the fuck??
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gamermattsgf · 3 months
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Horror movie hot takes // Matt + Chris
Again, I’m sorry that this is not my proper writing, but don’t worry! My breeding kink oneshot is on its way, I gotchu guys ;) I’m hopefully going to be dropping it some time in the middle of the week, so this is just some light and fun reading to do until then whilst you wait - if you want of course… pls humour my stupid ideas lol.
Thank you to whoever suggested this because I’ve been dying to give u guys my breakdown. Horror is one of my FAV genres, idk why, I just love scaring myself. Also, I don’t have just one to share with u guys, but three different options each because it’s such an expansive genre with so many probable things to pick from. You guys can probably tell that I have way too much fun with these things… (Plus they’d look good in multiple different genres and I rlly wish I could add more but I don’t want these to get too long bc they’re meant to be hot takes).
Obviously, a couple of the pictures I’ve used for the visuals may be potentially triggering as they contain blood and other disturbing bits of paraphernalia, so please if you’re squeamish, proceed with caution!!
But anyways…
Matt:
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First up Matt’s most likely to star in some type of rural corn maze horror. I’m thinking proper Southern gothic style, low quality, out in the sticks and with only a small population in the farming town where he resides.
I could so see the storyline following the main character who moves to this place, but very quickly gets that sinking feeling in her stomach that there’s something not right about the town, from the way the locals look at her to the way Matt speaks when she first arrives. There’s got to be that cliché plot line where something suspicious is afoot, something that she wants to unearth.
Matt’s character gives off creepy neighbour vibes, like the kind that watches the main character from behind his curtains as she unloads the moving truck. This Matt is properly country too, from the cowboy boots on his feet to his red flannel shirt and his shotgun that he randomly carries around because he’s a sheep farmer (do I envision him using his country accent, yes, yes I do).
Long story short, the rural town isn’t just a town, it’s actually a cult, and the reason the farmers rear cattle and mind sheep is so that they can conduct ritualistic sacrifices with them.
(I lowkey wish this was a movie I’d eat this kind of twisted shit up)
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For his second movie I’m absolutely obsessed with the idea of putting him in a domestic psychological thriller- so proper stalking vibes. I’m thinking something like ‘You’ but almost making him a more extreme version of Joe Goldberg.
Possibly he’s maybe the main character’s co-worker, who takes the secret affection he has for her a little too far? Or even just an absolutely psychotic ex that refuses to let her go… In short this is the kind of movie that doesn’t quite give you that exhilarating rush of jump-scares, but instead tries to make you as physically uncomfortable as possible with an absolutely horrific instrumental soundtrack playing underneath it.
I’m not sure why I chose this branch of horror, but something about the way Matt looks just really did it for me, it’s so difficult to explain but his physical appearance fits the overall image of someone with an obsessive attitude towards a loved one.
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Three words. Found footage horror. These kind of horror movies scare me the most because of that idea of it being ‘found footage’. Equally, ‘based on true story’ horrors also mildly unsettle me just because of that idea that it’s been reimagined from a real life event.
Matt’s found footage is giving ‘The Blair Witch Project’, I can defintely see him out in the wilderness with a bunch of his really close friends, all with camcorders in their hands as they document their time camping in the woods. Until everything goes terribly wrong. And they get lost. And are picked off one by one until Matt is the only one standing.
There is no soundtrack this time, just heavy breathing, crunching leaves underneath running footsteps, the sound of the wind in the trees and the occasional blood curdling shriek of whatever is hunting them down.
(I should seriously become a director lmaoo)
Chris:
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Now onto Chris… most people often think Chris would thrive in a classic 90’s slasher flick- like ‘Scream’ or ‘Friday the 13th’ which I’m not going to argue against because he really would look great in one. It fits his overall vibe of being the jock boyfriend that is one of the first ones to die after him and his girlfriend stupidly break off from the group to ‘fool around’.
HOWEVER, I personally think that a game show gore horror is more his speed, it fits his skill set better. I feel like Chris would be really versatile in this kind of high-pressure environment and I’d honestly love to see him in a franchise like the ‘Saw’ movies (I want to hear him whimpering in pain) -WHAT…? Who said that??
This Chris is just an ordinary guy who works an ordinary but depressingly mundane job that does not come with the best pay… so what happens when he gets an ad mailed through his letter box promising money to whoever volunteers to try out this new and exciting game for a reality tv show? Well it’s simple, Chris would do anything for a dollar, so he signs up- not taking into account at all about how advertisements like this aren’t normally personally mailed to a person and that quite possibly this letter had actually been specifically targeted to people who were known to be in desperate need of some spare change.
The result? A wicked sadist trapping these poor people into machines and torturing them for his own personal gain.
(Fuck I love this idea)
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This next one is a bit of a curve ball but roll with me here… a deep sea horror. Fun fact about me, I have horrible thalassophobia, and a severe fear of sharks (I know, stupid) but I can’t help it lol, they terrify me. However, still rolling with the overall cocky/jock/playboy characterisation of Chris, I could definitely picture him being some form of deep sea diving protege that’s a cave diving expert.
He’s a side character in the thriller that is called in when they need help with locating whatever monster lurks beneath the waves. Due to his speciality in the field, he’s one of the best, and co-leads a team of divers through a cave to see if they can sus out its location.
This Chris likes to wear a lot of blue things, and he’s constantly either smugly chewing on gum or is biting a toothpick within his teeth with an air of superiority about him. The soundtrack helps with the overall gritting suspense of the movie and keeps you on the edge of your seat constantly with jump-scares around every corner.
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And finally, who the fuck would I be if I didn’t rope Chris into a zombie/pandemic apocalypse horror? Because this kind of movie has Chris written all over it, real TWD style. For some reason, within the whole horror genre in its entirety Chris fits the branch of gore horror the best, blood, guts and big spectacles of action packed violence. You name it, Chris looks like he could be apart of it.
In an apocalypse kind of situation, Chris would definitely be either a side character who you meet maybe about half way through the series - possibly from some other rival gang that threatens to steal your weapons - or one of the original main characters that have survived thus far. His weapon of choice is definitely either a trusty crowbar, or a classic metal baseball bat, something that he can really swing and satisfy his frenzied killing needs with.
Aesthetics wise, he wear a black bandana to keep the hair out of his face, a white tank top and army green cargo shorts. Pair them with some heavy duty black boots and you’ve got yourself a mighty attractive apocalypse survivor to spend the rest of your shortened life span with.
Author’s notes: someone needs to take my phone AND my imagination away from me immediately at this point, it’s too powerful when they’re put together. I get wayyyy too carried away with this shit lol. I have such a vivid imagination it’s insane to me, I be writing whole ass screen plays for these Jesus Christ. But anyways, I wanna see those two in a horror movie so fucking bad (if you couldn’t tell hehe). Or maybe just watch a horror movie with them… like- dw baby boy I’ll hold your hand at the scary bits hahahaha.
Again, a list of people who I think would entertain my silly little ideas: @luvmila444 @luv4kozume @luverboychris @mattestrella @mattslutt @nicksmainbitch @ellie-luvsfics @orangeypepsi @sturniolosreads @sturniolowhore @sturniolosstar @imwetforyourmom @thesturniolos @strniohoeee @rootbeerworshiper @lacysturniolo @matthemunch @1800chokedathoe @asturniolos @vecnasnose0 @meanttomeet @mattscokewhore @stursweet @breeloveschris @kvtie444 @lovingmattysposts @bernardsgf @fake-sturniolos
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weebsinstash · 4 months
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Ok so I kept procrastinating but I finally finished Masquerade earlier today and just. Oh my fucking god, kicking my feet, twirling my hair around a finger, giggling ,rewinding, smiling like a GOON, I have THOUGHTS
--Val's red coat is his WINGS and they're glorious. And not to mention he wears that like, slutty open chested black v neck underneath where he's lowkey showing off his nipples too, the slut. The gold heart belt buckle and the matching gold accented accessories too. Ugh. You can't say he doesn't dress up, and I really liked getting to see the full reveal of his body so to speak, the way his violet arms become black fingers, also is he, is he wearing like gold manicured claw cap things sometimes, why is he such a diva, he's so extra
--the Addict music video WASN'T just being artistic, Valentino's smoke CAN become physical actual chains and bondage and oh my gooddddddd I'm using this knowledge for EVIL purposes.
Boom! Sudden third eye opening moment, but remember that post I made about "Val who starts dragging you around on a leash because he's too much taller than you to keep leading you by the hand" ? His lower set of arms could totally hold onto you BUT I can totally see him using these chains all the time now, to drag you around and just restrain you and shit. Ugh. Just. Him having you completely immobilized and helpless and shaking like a chihuahua as he can run his fingers along you and whatever else he wants, listening to you gadp and squirm
-- ok I know the whole point of the poison music video was showing the horrible shit Angel is made to do and how he's dehumanized but like.... obviously, from.. a fetish perspective... you know what I think 😩❤️
Like you can't just show me a shot of Valentino having Angel in his arms and he's got all four arms wrapped around him in like almost an embrace, kissing, KISSING while they fuck. maybe I'm so shy but that's so... intimate, like, ok fuck my ass i guess, that's like sex, whatever, but kissing me on the MOUTH, let alone with tongue? you might as well be looking into my soul or something dofnofjfjg, not to mention Val biting his neck while they do it like you CAN'T me all of that and expect me to be normal!!!
--platonic yandere Husker with an alcoholic Reader though. He forces you into these weird little therapy sessions when yeah he still serves you drinks but he cuts you off when you're fucking plastered, like he enables you until you're having TOO much, amd by that point you're yammering with your loose lips and answering ALL His questions. Siiiiigh I can see him seeing how you're down on your luck and burying your worries and sorrows at the bottom of a bottle , getting so drunk you can barely sit up straight, and he starts getting protective of you, secretly following you to bars when you won't just get drunk at the hotel, making sure your drink doesn't get spiked, having to kick some ass to protect you and drag you home more than once
--i was such a fool. If Valentino is such a, quite frankly, perverted fucking idiot that he LICKS CHARLIE, fucking CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR upon first meeting her, he ABSOLUTELY does creepy shit to his darling day ONE. He CLEARLY has ZERO impulse control: he drinks, he smokes, he forces himself onto other people, he throws things when he loses his temper. He uses his power to be a bully and seeking unrestrained self gratification
--this is completely unrelated to everything else here but Zestial is hot in that like, antiquated charming eldritch evil kind of way. He seems like the sort of creature you could encounter deep within an enchanted woods, you're freshly dead and wind up in a bad part of Pentagram City and this TOWERING gentleman says some shit like "turn back child, there is no safety for you here". He's. He's sexy in that Neflix Castlevania Dracula way where there's an appeal in his age and his wisdom and his composure and just his full-on aesthetic and such. Like bro it's so easy to miss it but he's the oldest of the Overlords and he bowed in respect to Carmilla for what she did. He's chivalrous and loyal and just 👀 got my eye on him...
--bro watching Val manipulate Angel to get Charlie to leave fucking HURT and I've thought about Reader being in that exact scenario SO many times! Valentino is manipulating Angel to control you, and he's manipulating YOU to control Angel. Sure, he'll have Angel make you cry and chase you off so you don't get emotional and interfere with a shoot, or so that you don't sabotage whatever manipulated state he has Angel under at the time, but when you're off on your own drinking and crying and sobbing and feeling oh so horrible and pitiful, then Val is sibling up to you, cooing about, oh how MEAN Angel was to you, he didn't have to be so harsh to someone so sweet--
Could you imagine the fucking. Tiered angst and manipulation of Angel hurting Reader because Val pressured him to, and then Reader going off and getting drunk and being self destructive, and then at your emotional weakest Val is popping in to strike some kind of deal with you or fuck you or whatever, and then Angel blames himself, and here's Valentino, "that wouldn't have happened if you just did what you were told :3c" and Angel is even further under his control because now he's terrified he might "fuck up" and get you really hurt
--siiiiiiiigh imagine like drinking with Angel and you've been down there for like two months and you're idly chit chatting and, something something, you offhandedly mention something like "god fuck Val had me so fucking wasted I could barely sign my employee contract" CUE ANGEL IMMEDIATELY DROPPING WHATEVERS IN HIS HAND AND SHAKING YOU, "what do you MEAN you signed something??? You're just waiting tables, what did you SIGN???" And it turns out Val whipped out like ONE OF THE B I G "types" of contracts for you. God I really want some elaboration on how those contracts work and how Val or any Overlord strikes deals and even gains powers because it's very clear not everyone had the same level of abilities, and also lowkey the power scaling in Hazbin is kinda busted like not to be a dweeb but you've got people running around basically having Quirks
--ALSO THIS IS SO DUMB BUT I HAVE A COMPLAINT SIR. Valentino straight up says "no one watches porn for the dialogue" EXTREMELY INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE. When you've watched enough porn or at the very least you're hunting for a specific fetish, dialogue can be Duper important. You can see 20 different actors do the same scene BUT have a specific pair who, maybe used a specific line that stood out to you and made it unique and made it worth watching. You know for a long while there I was writing smut and feeling like I was doing the same descriptions over and over again and it kind of burnt me out and turned me off and that's when I tried to shift towards more emotional and environmental and thematic sorts of stuff
Listen all I'm saying is I have been ENAMORED like straight up with the idea of Reader becoming the fourth V because you become close to all the Vs and you have your own talents and they all like you and shit. You're able to pitch product ideas to Vox, even help him if you're a programmer or a coder or something, Valentino.... maybe you have magic hammer space pockets and can run him errands or you cook drugs or you're like a sexy bodyguard for him or, he just likes getting drunk and doing drugs with you, and Velvette is that #Bitch who you gossip with who likes to design new shit for you and bounce ideas off of you from time to time. Like the gradual slide of "oh we're all hanging out and they think I'm actually kind of cool," to "oh they keep inviting me to hang out. I feel special. I'm one of the cool kids. Maybe I even have fun powers and they encourage me to be mean and evil and its fun" to then "oh you're straight up shoving new clothes in my face and you keep using this one specific V nickname for me instead of my real name and I stg I don't have personal space anymore and I'm always being crowded by at least one of you literally 24/7"
God just. God. Just. GOD I AM SO WELL FED. I saw what Viv was selling and I got in line and I've finally gotten my food and it is FILLING, my craving for controlling obsessive possessive douchebags is sooooo sated right now 😩❤️
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rottingpirate · 1 year
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TF-141 w/ M!reader with a deep voice
Warnings: some suggestive themes but no smut, just fluff
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Price
Your voice is deep. Somewhat like a baritone, but with a soft twist to it, like melted butter.
Deep like the feeling of looking into vast waters below you in a lonely ocean. It rumbled in the chest and tested the foundations of your ribs.
He first got scared of your voice a little after you were recruited into 141. It was 0500 and you were making coffee, so you also decided to make your Captain a cup as well.  He seemed to be so focused, too focused to not notice you walk in.
“Mornin, Captain" Your voice was rough and scratchy in the morning. Scared the shit out of him.
Called you a 'Fuckin demon' after muttering a thank you
 Would be surprised, especially if you don't seem like a person with a voice like that
Finds it relaxing when you read books to him
Your laugh and giggles make his heart flutter
Always bites back a laugh when you, Soap and/or Gaz decide to pull pranks on other people
Once dressing up as a grim reaper, while yelling at Ghost that it's his time to go or dressing up as some scary monsters and scaring the rookies
Soap
He thinks your voice is hot
Finds himself falling in love with your voice
Makes you read books and repeat stuff to him. 
“I love you” “again” “I love you” “again” "I said it 50 times already." "So? Again." “I love you, Johnny” goner
Will make you say some random words just for fun
"Bubbles" "Cupcakes" "Defenestration" "Kerfuffle"
If you have an accent then he loves it even more
Gets a mini heart attack everytime you creep behind him and whisper in his ear
Doesn't forgive you for the rest of the day
One time he let out a super high pitched scream. His body jerked in fear and he punched you right in the gut. He was very embarassed after that.
Loves pulling pranks with you
Be it dressing up or just creeping up on others and scaring the living hell out of them
Price would ground you two if he could
Ghost
His voice is deep, so he wasn't exactly startled when he first heard you
That was the first time he heard that deep voice, sure he had heard scary deep voices before, but there was something in this one that made it different, it had a calming tone instead of a threatening one.
Your voice is not that kind of deep. It flows like honey, so sweet. It's the definition of calm and collected
Lowkey records while you talk, so that he can listen to your calming voice
It actually helps him sleep
Finds you quite intimitading when you’re mad and the voice makes it 100% scarier
You might not be able to get him scared, but you can get him flustered
Finds your groans and whimpers hellishly hot
Really felt like his entire self just crumbled
If you're insecure about your voice, them he's gonna comfort you and try to show you how awesome it is
Practically forces you to love it too
Gaz
What. The fuck. Was that.
It felt like an utmost electrical shock
He was just cleaning his gun one day when someone started talking in his ear with this sinister evil devil voice
Felt like someone visited him and told him secrets he'd rather not hear
Really wants to put a damn collar bell on you so that he hears you coming
Starts calling you "Batman" And that he's your Robin
Ah shit, your voice should be illegal
Your morning voice sends him to cloud nine
But he also finds it hella cool
He would pay some real money for you to read the dictionary into his ear
He just finds it so soothing and relaxing when you're not mad
When you're mad, then he's terrified of your demonic voice
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Hiiiii could i request some Tokio hotel x reader who speaks their first language (which is not german-), when they're stressed, scared or angry or even when excited and joyful ? A specific scenario in mind i have is, since they said they would get in fights during tours and all, how would the members react to reader getting in a fight with another member and they're both yelling in native language not even understanding each other.
Exemple: Bill reacting to reader & Tom fighting, Gustav reacting to reader & Bill fighting
(I hope this makes sense-)
(Hello! Sure I can, and it does make sense, no worries! Ty for requesting and enjoy!)
Bill Kaulitz
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I feel like he is more fearful
Like when you yell at him in your native tongue he is immediately like
"I'm so sorry, what did I do now?"
But actually really loves when you speak your language
Especially because he knows you get excited and joyful
But also when you get angry, annoyed or stressed you speak it and he doesn't want you to feel like that
Will try his best to fix the problem but some shit not even Bill can fix
He hates when any of you guys fight
Especially because it's loud and also very destructive
So when he walked into a practical warzone with you and Tom all he could think was
'Oh, fuck. Not again.'
Was actually surprised at how you were yelling at Tom in your language and Tom was yelling at you in German
You both switched off to two totally different subjects but didn't even care at this point
Bill wants to break it up but it's also Lowkey entertaining
Tom Kaulitz
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He finds you speaking your native language hot
Especially if you have an accent
He likes that your first language isn't English like him so you both understand to a certain level
He doesn't like arguing with you but will shep back when you argue with the others
That ain't his business so why get involved
Is engaging in your happiness when you speak your language when you're all happy and will gladly jump around with you
He is a big supporter
But he also comforts you when you're stressed, scared or angry
He loves hearing your language and even learned cuss words in it to spite you
He sits back and just watches as you and Georg as arguing
Georg is yelling in German
You're yelling in your language
And neither of you can understand shit from each other
But neither of you care
And Tom only cares about it stopping once he and Gustav ran out of popcorn
Georg Listing
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He finds fights more annoying on the tour bus or with any of you guys
He hates being involved and he hates not being involved in them because that means he can't stop them
He loves hearing your language also
Will listen to you speak it for hours upon hours and is like music
He loves hearing it when your happy and excited, smiling at you as your going on and on
Even if he can't understand he still listens and will piece some together
He feels bad when you're sad, angry or stressed and speak it
Will do his best to help you even if you can't understand him in the moment and he can't understand you
He tells you and Gustav to stop stupid arguments when you guys do
He gets fed up in the arguments and just wants everyone to shut up
Especially since the bus has you guys so close
He does not want to listen to petty arguments
But it just makes it go on longer
Even getting him yelled at in two different languages
"You two can't even fucking understand each other yet you're still arguing?!"
He feels like strangling you both
Will settle for Gustav since he won't hurt you not one but my love
Gustav Schäfer
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He can listen to your language for hours
Doesn't care if he cannot understand it one bit
If it makes you happy he'll listen
Loves seeing your face and hearing your voice as you speak in your language when you're happy
I think he would try and learn some of your language as a surprise
Hates when you're stressed, sad or angry
Nobody wants to see their partner like that
And also hates how your voice actively is sadder or quieter when you speak your language when you are sad, stressed or angry
Will do his best to cheer you up
I feel like he eggs on arguments and finds the amusing also
Will watch them go on
Is a shit starter and will translate everything Tom is yelling at you in German into your langauge
Will even make it sound worse than what Tom actually said
Translates what you said to Tom also and makes it worse
He's a little shit starter through and through
He understands arguments to a T because he also has strong emotions
So he lets you and Bill get yours out in yelling at each other
Even if it is in other languages
Will tell you guys to at least be quiet though because he does want to sleep
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Part 2 of Ranking Egon's Outfits :p
missed part one?
University Lab (GB 2)
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grey cardigan vest is back! shout out to the costume department for repeating outfits with the main 4, it keeps them grounded and very realistic. though i really don't like that tie lol (im a coral hater sue me). but it's okay ig.
6/10
Ray's Occult Books/Investigating Dana's Apartment (GB 2)
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pretty sure these scenes take place the same day (i did notice that egon is missing his sweater vest while in dana's apartment though but maybe that's just a costuming error). anyways he looks really good, classic egon suit moment. i gotta say that epididymis joke lowkey makes me blush whenever i watch it.
8/10
Construction Worker Cosplay (GB 2)
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i cannot express how much i love egon in a more casual outfit. the flannel, the slacks, the boots, he's dressed like every bisexual person in the fall. kind of a shame it had to be covered with the construction hat and safety vest. also this scene is my personal favorite in the movie; egon's terrible lying, peter and ray's heavy new york accents, and of course the iconic "yo! ✊". great look, great scene, ghostbusters 2 is hilarious.
9/10
In the Court Room (GB 2)
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listen i know egon has worn quite a few suits but... idk this suit specifically makes me feel some typa way. maybe it's his confidence, maybe it's his smartass quips, maybe it's his everything in this scene but HOT DAMN! if i was the judge i would've let him off scott free just for showing up to court looking that good.
10/10
Mood Slime Experiments (GB 2)
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his hair in this scene looks really good holy crap. again i love any lab coat moment and i like his tie in this scene, it's a cute look. oh and he fucked the slime but i think we all already knew that.
8/10
Exploring the Sewers (GB 2)
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okay rubber duck, work. nah but fr he looks so goofy lmao! i love it for how silly it is and how he's matching with ray and winston (ray bought all those raincoats and galoshes prove me wrong) but as a look? its goofy as hell!
4/10
Mood Slime Discovery/At the Mayor's Office (GB 2)
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from goofy to the extreme lmao. when the guys and him are covered in the slime they look exactly like alec baldwin at the end of that cursed cat in the hat movie (if yk yk). and this is just personal but i hate those kinds of thermal underwear, they're kinda ugly lol. it makes the scene hilarious though (shout out to slime square it makes me giggle everytime). but again: as a look its just hella goofy.
3/10
At the Asylum (GB 2)
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omg i love "one flew over the cuckoo's nest"! lol but seriously, i have no strong feelings towards the look one way or another. i mean... his hair is nice and curly? idk it's just a bit plain for my liking.
5/10
Dark Blue-Grey Coverall (GB 2)
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when i tell you it's a *personal* attack that i didn't see more of the dark coveralls in the sequel... like omg he looks so good! he comes into your home/business establishment to deal with a ghost dressed like *that* and you're not gonna feel like he's on top of shit? sir you can protect me from evil spirits any day.
10/10
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yunjardi · 2 years
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[pairing: stranger.jake x fem.reader]
[warnings: smut [mdni], making out, public sex, sex with a stranger, unprotected sex [wrap b4 u tap pls], handjob, slut is used once i think, strangers to ???, almost getting caught lol [i think that's all but feel free to lmk if i missed anything]
pls don't fuck random people LOL
[quick a/n: to give you guys an idea of the setting, think of this train as one that has the interior of the one from polar express LMFAO yeah like one of those rail car trains. but anyway, this also takes place during the winter because i really need winter vibes to be injected into my veins rn :,) i hope you enjoy this little touch of winter during the still lowkey warm weather depending on where you are geographically lol]
p.s. this is heavily inspired by this one video i could send you upon request bc i don't wanna link it 💀
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you came out of your toasty and warm house during another cold winter evening to get on the night train to travel two towns over to where your only few friends lived. they had made plans to have a gathering just in time for the winter holidays, and you couldn't just turn them down because they were too far away from you, so you decided that getting on the train was the easiest way to get there in time.
shivering, you waddled into the entrance of the train, clad in a grey long-sleeve shirt and your warm black puffer jacket. you handed your ticket in and you were welcomed into one of the quiet train cars. since it was the night train, there were seemingly no other passengers coming aboard which led you to believe that you'd be alone the whole duration of the train ride. you let out a satisfied sigh knowing that the journey would be a quiet and peaceful 3 hours that you could spend asleep on a seat or just staring into space, undisturbed. those thoughts quickly dissolved once you heard someone else come into the train car. this time, you let out a different kind of sigh.
but upon further inspection, you came to realize that the guy who came into the train car and sat down in the seat across from you was incredibly handsome. so handsome that you didn't even realize that your eyes were completely glued to him until you heard the voice of a woman.
"would you like anything to eat or drink before we depart?" an employee asked with a smile. you looked at her with wide eyes and let words spill out of your mouth.
"n-no, i'll be okay, thank you," you sputtered out followed by a sheepish smile. she nodded and went on to ask the handsome guy the same question.
"just water is fine, thank you," he responded with a smile. your ears perked up at his aussie accent which, in your opinion, made him even more attractive. the employee also seemed to be smitten by him, and you couldn't blame her because you were both gawking at his handsomeness.
the employee handed him a bottle of water from her cart before turning around to head out. "oh and if you guys need anything at any point during the trip, there's a button right there to call for assistance." you and the guy both glanced over to where she motioned, and it turns out the button was on the wall that your seat was against. you shrugged it off because you knew you wouldn't need anything for the duration of the trip anyway, and you just went back to enjoying the vibe of the train ride, trying not to glance over at the hot rando that you'd be sharing the train car with for the next 3 hours.
silence fell over the room as the lights slightly dimmed, creating an even more relaxing atmosphere which made you let out a quiet and content sigh.
you were just about to doze off before the guy broke the silence.
"so, where are you headed?" he asked, his accent making you start swooning again.
"same place that you are," you chuckled. it was literally a one-way trip to one location, which made it abundantly clear that he was just trying to make small talk considering that you were both going to the same place. unless he was one of those idiots who goes on the train just to see where it ends up.
"okay good point," he said with a sheepish laugh, "well then, what are your plans when we arrive to town?" you zipped your jacket up before answering.
"nothing much, i'm just heading over to see some friends for a few days. i don't really know what they have planned, so i'm not fully sure," you responded, to which he smiled and began removing his dark blue jacket.
"i noticed you zipped your jacket," he said as he approached and eventually sat in the seat directly across from you, "take mine." you blushed as he draped his coat over your shoulders, immediately beginning to feel warmer after being engulfed in this handsome man's jacket that smelt of crisp cologne.
"you're such a sweetheart," you thanked him indirectly with bashful smile, "i'd hate for you to get cold, though." your frown turned into a mild pout as you tried to shimmy out of his jacket. he reached out his hand to stop you.
"don't worry about it, beautiful," he chuckled, "it's silly that we seem to already be on 'jacket-sharing terms,' yet i don't even know your name yet."
he had a good point.
"i'm y/n," you introduced yourself with a warm smile, still slightly taken aback by him calling you beautiful, "and you are?"
"jake," he replied back with more of a smirk than a smile, which made you blush even more than you already were. thank goodness it was cold because you wouldn't be in this position, talking to a cute guy, if it weren't for the fact that he lent you his cozy jacket.
"well, it's a big pleasure meeting you, jake," you smirked back, "and thank you for letting me use your jacket." you cozied yourself into the soft material, silence falling between you two once again.
jake couldn't help but fixate his eyes on you looking comfortable in his coat, and he'd be lying if he said that it didn't make him feel some type of way. he figured that since you two would be stuck together for the next 3-ish hours, he would take this opportunity to shoot his shot and see if you two were riding the same wave.
"so," he began again, "are you still cold? should we warm up a little more?"
his words teased you, making you feel tingles in between your thighs and a knot forming in your core.
"what do you suggest we do?" you said innocently as you looked into his pretty brown eyes, leaning in closer to him, "tell me, jake."
his ears seemed to perk up at the sound of his name leaving your lips, his sweatpants becoming a little tighter.
"come here and i'll show you," he smirked, patting his lap for you to come sit. without hesitation, you went to his seat to cozy yourself into his lap, straddling him.
"feeling warmer yet?" he chuckled and bit his lip as he ran his hands down your waist, eventually getting close enough to your ass to spank you. you let out a yelp at the sudden spank but later giggled as you experimentally rocked your hips back and forth, earning a low groan from him as he got harder and harder by the second.
"hmm..." you pretended to ponder, "i think i could be warmer." he smirked as he gazed into your eyes, catching you off guard with an amorous kiss to which you began to kiss him back. you grinded your hips against him as you two got lost in your make out, occasionally moaning into the kiss while he began to feel your body. his hands eventually met the elastic of your leggings, a smirk forming on his face as he began to slowly pull them down your ass and legs.
"if you start taking off my clothes, i'll get cold again," you pouted, "what will you do then, hm?"
"you'll see, beautiful," he flirted lustfully as he continued to toy with your waistband painfully slowly when it got closer and closer to the bottom of your ass, "you might even break a sweat if i'm not careful."
by that point, your pants were finally down at your ankles, so you leaned over to the side to discard them onto the seat you were previously in. now you were left on top of him in your tight long-sleeve shirt and panties; a sight that jake seemed to adore.
you two just met and he already couldn't get enough of you.
"can i take yours off?" you asked, referring to his sweatpants and boxers as you slid your fingers ever so slightly past his waistband. he eagerly nodded his head as he assisted you in taking off his now tight bottoms.
your eyes lit up as you watched his hard cock smack against his abdomen. just by
the looks of it, you could tell that it would hit you in all the right places, which only excited you further.
"can't stop staring?" he smirked as he gentle brought your hand over to his length, inviting you to feel him, "don't be scared; you can touch, beautiful."
after getting his permission, you wasted no time spitting on his member, wetting his cock before beginning to pump it in your hand. jake let his head fall back while you worked your hand around his girth, collecting the precum from his tip to lubricate him more. "yeah that's right, just like that, baby," he praised you as you jerked his cock harder.
"i'm supposed to be warming you up, remember?" jake asked with a chuckle as he settled his hand on your ass again, pulling your panties down with one hand; an action that turned you on to levels you've never reached. before positioning you the way he wanted you to be, he put your wet panties in the pocket of his sweatpants that were still halfway down his mid thigh. you couldn't help but let out a quiet mewl at the sight which make him smirk at you and your sudden shyness.
he stood you up and turned you around, experimentally rubbing your clit before teasing you with his thick tip. his cold fingers shocked you at first, but it felt good nonetheless.
you were now in a position where you could ride him while facing away from him, giving him a full view of your pretty ass. thinking he was about to put is cock inside you, you pushed your ass against his thighs eagerly, but you felt his tip completely pass your entrance. you whined impatiently, wanting to feel him inside you, but you were soon met with tingles going down your thighs from him sliding his still lubricated member through your closed thighs, fucking them as your ass bounced against him.
"mmmh," you gasped out as you felt his cock begin to slide against your wet entrance, further teasing you, "fuck, i need you inside me." you voiced boldly, making him pull his cock away from your thighs and position himself just centimeters away from your entrance, eventually pushing himself in.
the two of you moaned in sync as you started to gently bounce your ass on his thighs, trying not to moan too loud due to the fact that you were afraid of the employees hearing you two do the deed. his tip massaged the deepest parts of your pussy, making you bite your lip, still trying to control your moans.
"fuck," you breathed out, again, trying to control your volume, "jake, you feel so good." he continued to earn moan after moan from you as his tip steadily stimulated your sensitive sweet spot.
although he loved the sight of your pretty ass bouncing against his thighs, he wanted to look at your, even prettier, face while he fucked your tight, wet pussy, so he pulled his length out of you, turned you around to face him, and sat you back down on his cock.
you let a loud moan escape your lips as you put one your arms against the wall and a hand on jake's shoulder for stability. you couldn't tell if you felt the wall go in for a second or if you were just so engulfed in pleasure that you were genuinely getting dizzy.
"so cute," jake cooed as he gripped your ass, "you're moaning like a whore for me, can't keep quiet, huh? such a slut. taking a stranger's cock like this." you let out a needy moan in response, putting your hand on your mouth to prevent yourself from getting any louder. "hey, don't do that, baby. i want to hear you moan for me," jake said with seduction coating his tone as he took your hand away from your mouth and placed it back on his shoulder.
you took that as a queue to fuck yourself on his cock in a rough manner since you, according to jake, didn't have to be quiet anymore. you let him thrust into you as you rolled your hips against his, jake's eyes fixed on your boobs that bounced through your tight long sleeve shirt.
jake's eyes rolled back as your walls began to pulse harder around his big cock. "fuck," he panted, "can i cum inside you?" he asked with a whisper as you bit your lip and nodded your head, giving him full permission to empty his load inside your pussy. "good, because i don't know how much longer i can last," he admitted with a chuckle as he grabbed onto your hips again, beginning to thrust his hips into yours even harder.
it was at that point that you were so lost in pleasure that you couldn't even warn him that you were about to cum; you simply whined and moaned which was enough to tell him that you let loose. following your lead, jake shot his warm seed into you, creaming you as he continued to thrust into you, making sure that he fully emptied himself in your sore pussy.
you stayed on his lap for awhile until you both calmed down enough to put your clothes back on. jake sweetly helped you put your panties and bottoms back on, offering you some of his water afterwards.
jake fully pulled his sweatpants back on and invited you to stay on his lap to which you happily obliged.
your ass naturally cozied itself in his crotch which made him blush a little, trying to control himself and not get hard all over again. it was very clear that he was tensed up from trying not to become aroused again and you couldn't help but smirk.
"how about round two pretty boy?-"
the sudden creak of the door made your hands stop in their tracks, the employee from earlier standing in the doorway with widened and shocked eyes.
"d-did someone press the button?"
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siredtoyourlips · 9 months
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The Honeymoon Never ends D.DxF!r
Summery~ When Daryl walks in on the reader practically naked he can't keep his hands off his wife. ( Read the Warnings before you read)
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Warnings~ Smut, sweet!Daryl, horny!Dayrl, husband!Dayrl, p-in-v, brief fingering, breading kink, talk of children, kissing, teasing, praise, hint at degradation, dirty talk, reader calls Daryl Daddy, swearing, Daryl is lowkey possessive, love making, sweet sex, pet names, Dayrl being cocky, Daryl being a thigh man, hickies, aftercare, age gap, reader is in her 20's and Dayrl is in his 40's.
PSA~ I hate reading my work so it's probably not the best🫥
I found this group, there were all kinds of different people. Some were nice and some were not. I met this lovely woman named Carol, she had the most beautiful daughter and most cruel husband. Then Carl and Lori and Rick, who was a cop and his best friend Shane.
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Before everything I was no one, I was a girl who didn't know where my life was going and honestly didn't care. I was quiet and shy and never did anything. I never dared to. Then the apocalypse happened and suddenly everything came at me all at once. my first encounter with a walker was in my kitchen in the middle of the night. I froze and almost died right then and there. Could have gone better.
Then there was him Dayrl, He was mean, and rough and cruel but over time he warmed up to some people like Rick who took care of those of us who were left. And Carol who was basically his best friend and mine. And then there was me, He became so nice and sweet to me. One day while we were living in a prison and we were all really tired he just kept asking me if I was all right. I didn't understand why until later he kissed me. I thought I was imagining it but I wasn't because I kissed him back. Since then I've never let him go and he's never let me either.
That brings me here now. In Alexandria a year after Dayrl asked me to marry him and two months after I did. When he was out with Carol and I was in our room. Getting dressed
I was trying to find an outfit to where since most are dirty. I was completely naked besides my panties. 'You look so pretty baby' Dayrl said in his thick accent which I love so much. ' I have to get dress Dar' I said as he carreses my thighs. ' for what? hm. what do you have to do? sit down and look pretty for me?' he says right into my ear and his hand goes higher and higher up my leg. ' I wan' the day with my wife and that's what I'm I plan to do'. I moan when be places kisses all down my neck and says ' Carol is taking my shift doll I get you all to myself'.
He turns me around and walks backwards with his tongue down my throat until I hit the back of the bed a fall onto it. He doesn't take a break from Kissing me for what seems forever. God he's so hot. When he finally does stop it's to take off his clothes. All I wanna do is kiss his beautiful body but he won't let me up. He finally takes his boxers off and his cock springs up. It's so red and leaking with precum and it always stands so tall.
'Whatcha lookin' at baby' he asks as your checks become pink but you don't care, you both know what you want and even if you wanted to say anything you don't have time before he's pulling your panties down and kissing up your leg making sure to leave marks that he only he will be able to see. When he finally gets to where you need him he picks his head up and you grind over nothing. ' No dar, please don't stop'. you say and you swear his eyes get a shade darker as he says ' Who does this pussy belong to?' God I love when he acts like this you thougt. 'You, Only you' and the second you say that his mouth is on your clit and his fingers and inside you.
'No. no, Stop' you say and he looks so confused. 'What' he says and you sit up on your elbows and say ' I want your cock please' and he just has the biggest smirk ever before he gets in between your legs and pushes them apart before he pushes into you and gives you a minute to adjust to him until you nod. The second that you give the ok He starts fucking you and it feels so good ' Holy shit Daryl. Kiss me' and he doesn't hesitate, the second you say it his lips and on yours 'faster please' and he backs up says 'you sure?' and you nod. And he goes faster ' Fuck, Daddy'. He never gets sick of you calling him that. And he says ' Fuck, 'Wan' to make me a Daddy baby?' the second he says that your eyes are open and your moaning " yes, yes, yes, please I want to make you a daddy'.
Once you say that he's going faster and rubbing your clit and it feels so good that you don't even have time to warn him before you cum. But he doesn't stop or slow down, all he cares about is cumming in you. And after you catch your high your squeezing his cock all over again, it all just feels so good too him and he cums in you while you cum around him. and he falls on top of you.
You two lay like that for a few minutes before he pulls out and you hiss and the feeling of being empty. ' did ya really mean it' he asks. 'Yeah, I did Dar' you say giggling. ' lay down Daryl, I wanna ride you' you say and he lays down, you climb on top of him and his cum that's coming out of you is making it so easy for him to slip into you. ' shit' he mutters. " Holy shit, fuck. you feels so good' from the Overstimulation of the past two orgasms this one a coming fast and hard 'shit dar, I'm gonna cum again' then he starts sloppy thrusting into you and says ' shit, me too baby' and at that moment you both cum together.
'Hm, you ok baby?' he says to you when you fall into his chest. ' yeah, just tired asshole' and at that he just laughs and sits up with you still around him and carries you both to the bathroom. He sets you on the bathroom counter and gets a rag wet. ' no' you say sleepy and kisses your temple and says ' gotta doll, don't want anything to happen to my beautiful wife' and gently puts the rag agents your swollen cunt and cleans when he just fucked.
I can't wait until you're pregnant' He mutters. Then he picks you up and carries you to the bed. 'Sleep tight my love' he says as you fall into a deep slumber. And you sleep knowing you have the hottest, bravest, husband in the world that would do anything for you
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isnt it lowkey hot when people can speak different languages? (specifically russian) AHEM² WHO SAID THAT??? not me, anyway, im lowkey curious... if ur oc's spoke a language other than english, what would it be/ what would your oc's ethnicity be?
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btw this is so ril + yuii so we can all be lice together 🫶
mimi:
Hispanic-french female
Can speak English and Spanish (attempting to learn french and is failing miserably)
Riley:
American White boy with European roots
Only speaks English
Benny:
Australian fellow
Speaks English with an Aussie accent and slang
cotton:
Hispanic-american
Speaks English
Kameron:
Japanese
Speaks japanese, English and Spanish
sweetheart:
Greek
Literally every language
david:
American
English
maxine:
Indian-filipino
Hindi, Tagalog, English and French
[REDACTED]:
Hispanic-canadian
English
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OCTONAUTS HEADCANONS + canon sprinkles part 2
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PROFESSOR NATQUIK
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— late 50s or early 60s
— speaks Russian and English (with a Russian accent, like he replaces “w” with “v” like “vas” and “z” like “zat”)
— if he gets pissed off, he’ll have the craziest Russian accent that you’ll think he’s trying to summon an ancient devil or something
— isn’t usually a drinker but flavored vodka hits different (he’s Russian, like be fr)
— Calico Jack and him are chaotic besties
— sometimes, if he doesn’t know what to respond, he just kind of goes 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
— taught Barnacles how to do field research when he was a Polar Bear Scout (canon ofc)
— always carries at least two forms of radio/some kind of long range communication on him at all times after being stranded in the Antarctic; he does not risk sh*t .
— when he lost connection to the radios he spent hours freaking out, while trying to fix the connection, causing him to slightly go insane + due to being alone for so long
— befriended the penguins in the Antarctic and they got him food and such (here)
— has ✨trauma✨ (he’s in need of therapy)
— a bit paranoid
— his fear response, fight or flight, is fight
— can’t sleep with noise; a lot of sounds keeps him alert since his ears are sensitive and therefore he wouldn’t be able to sleep, he’s used to the silence of the Antarctic
— a father figure to Barnacles (and Bianca)
— adding: Barnacles gave him a father’s day present as a cub once and they both cried
— any even just slightly traumatized child he comes across, he adopts (that’s his kid now)
— if he sees someone that he cares about cry he becomes a Dad™
— the only one who has seen Barnacles lose his temper / have a full-on breakdown
— gets frustrated quite easily
— hasn’t had a home-cooked meal in YEARS; if you gave him, like, hot soup, he’d cry pt.1
— part of the Old Mens Squad™
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RANGER MARSH
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— in his 50s
— ✨a Florida man✨, need I say more?
— has definitely wrestled an alligator before at least once and then acted like it’s normal (“why are you shocked? this is a typical tuesday”)
— sleeps like a brick no matter what; could possibly sleep through an earthquake
— uses the same catchphrases as Tweak; he’s the one she got them from!
— has no idea how advanced technology works but is learning and doing his Best™
— Tweak wants to fix his radio because it’s falling apart but he insists that it works fine (“I can’t even hear you when you call!” “That’s because you live in the ocean” “LET ME FIX IT”) .
— Tweak chewed on his hat when she was a kid and that’s why his hat has that bite mark (he refuses to buy a new hat because this one carries a memory of Tweak and he adores it)
— lowkey a dad to 90% of the Everglades creatures; they’re like family to him
— enjoys Florida Man memes; when he sees one he just goes “haha, I did that once,” and Tweak nods along knowingly and the others are like “???” (except Dashi, who is the one sending them to him either herself or through Tweak)
— sometimes sounds the Octo-alert just to talk to Tweak; free Tweak button
— part of the Old Mens Squad™
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CALICO JACK
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— late 60s
— the oldest Octo-Agent (may or may not deny it)
— has a Caribbean origin
— his mom was a Calico cat, hence his name Calico Jack
— his fear response, fight or flight, is flight; tends to panic when he realizes he made a mistake (lets out curses when no one’s around)
— kind, but not nice: before Kwazii was born, he was a merciless pirate like the others, but once Kwazii was born? Dude did a total 180° and always tried to positively influence his grandson, wanting him to be kind
— adding: since Kwazii was already starting to take after the pirate side of him and does get mistaken for his grandfather Calico Jack most likely got scared that something would happen to Kwazii, so mayhaps Jack went on a spree finding all his enemies (thinking they might mistake Kwazii for him and attack) like Whitebeard, Pirate King, all of em and ‘took care of them’ so to speak
— has seen some truly weird and scary sh*t
— can’t sleep without noise; if it’s quiet he assumes that he’s in danger and therefore cannot sleep
— has ✨trauma✨
— adding: possibly in denial about it
— Pete is his Emotional Support Birb™
— hasn’t had a home-cooked meal in YEARS; if you gave him, like, hot soup, he’d cry pt.2
— Tweak tried to offer him a new, modern prosthetic but he refused because “it isn’t the pirate way”
— considered the greatest cat pirate ever; but what actually has meaning to Jack, is that Kwazii thinks he’s the greatest
— adding: definitely cried when he learnt that Kwazii thinks he’s great
— actually has a bad eye (unlike Kwazii) but can still see with it, just not very well
— has a sea-farer’s accent like his grandson, only deeper and gruffer in tone
— also, slightly less quick to blame mythical creatures for strange things that he and the Octonauts encounter
— since Kwazii originally thought that Jack died a long time ago, but found him alive in the Amazon, and pretty much able to leave whenever he wanted, Jack was most likely just hiding from the world (a mood tbh)
— like Ranger Marsh, pretends to sound the Octo-alert on accident to talk to Kwazii; free Kwazii button (he blames it on Pete)
— part of the Old Mens Squad™
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PAANI
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— late 20s
— Indian (canon but like, adding it anyway)
— a hydrologist (again, canon, but anyway)
— autistic? possibly.
— can sometimes take others too literally or not catch certain social cues immediately
— has a tendency to get attached to inanimate objects very easily
— despite how acquainted he becomes with most creatures on his travels, he struggles to keep closer friendships— probably has some kind of attachment issues
— has a habit of doing things without asking first, or like, considering how his actions may indirectly affect others before doing them, in the name of The Greater Good™
— is a lot like Kwazii but also has a lot of the same qualities as Barnacles ; the reason why he ends up in trouble is because he jumps in to protect creatures (without thinking much)
— definitely imitates Kwazii’s sea-farer’s accent and is actually kind of good
— taller than Kwazii (and teases him about it)
— gay or demiromantic demisexual
— impulsive and acrobatic
— sleeps in the most random positions that make you think how the f is he comfortable
— makes Kwazii reflect on his own actions because Paani does the same kind of stupid reckless sh*t that he does, so now it’s Kwazii who’s gotta to be like “you should have asked for help!” while Paani’s just like “I didn’t think I’d need it :3” (truly a Barnacles moment /hj)
— adding: Kwazii and Paani have a shared love for cooking, eating snacks, tiny/baby animals and telling stories
— sometimes visits Kwazii on the Octopod, holds story-telling nights with him and the Vegimals, and bakes with them
— enjoys surfing and paddle boarding a lot; goes with Dashi sometimes
— skilled at tracking storms and usually wants to see it up close (Kwazii agrees)
— likes birds a lot and has some kind of ability to bond with them easily
— got some sort of trauma; may or may not be aware of this (either in denial or has accepted it)
— favorite food is the jackfruit
— his comfort food is his Paani’s Patties and he brings them literally everywhere he goes
— when he gets excited about water, he kind of just forgets his surroundings and just talks and talks until someone stops him— because otherwise he’ll just keep going
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MIN
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— in her 60s? (I mean she’s in the same age range as Inkling since they’re old friends so)
— Chinese (canon, but adding it anyway)
— canon, but met Inkling when he got stuck clinging to bamboo after a storm, and saved him by carrying him down
— extremely flexible and talented when it comes to climbing trees/jumping through bamboo; she can jump high and flip while climbing rocky cliffs
— precise and accurate when drawing maps that it’s like black magic or something
— hosts tea parties with Inkling sometimes (and sometimes the others tag along!)
— sometimes hangs out with Ranger Marsh, Natquik and Calico Jack (the Old Mens Squad™)
— adding: she’s an honorary member of the Old Mens Squad™
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BIANCA
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— mid 30s or late 30s, the younger twin
— Canadian; she and her cubs live in a den in the Arctic, Northern Canada
— sometimes visits Pearl or has calls with her
— strong but nowdays isn’t just as strong as Barnacles; doesn’t stop her from calling him ‘Feather Paws’ though
— grew up with Barnacles as her only family
— learned independence and self-reliance at a young age, especially in the Polar Scouts
— when she heard the ship MV Manitoba, that Barnacles was on, crashed during a big storm she immediately went to look for him
— knows Russian because of Natquik
— doesn’t really admit it, but in a way, also sees Natquik as a father figure (maybe not as much as Barnacles does, but nevertheless)
— polar bears are the most carnivorous of the bear family, so she eats a lot of meat
— can handle a hot climate but not for very long; so she usually stays in the Arctic with the cubs (also since they can’t handle hot climate)
— sleeps with a picture of her and Barnacles
— when Barnacles comes to visit them in the Arctic and stays the night or two, Bianca and the cubs cuddle with him
— tells stories to Orson and Ursa about their Uncle Barnacles’ and her childhood
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PEARL
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— early 30s, older than Shellington
— a marine biologist
— has knowledge to everything there is to know about kelp forests and kelp plants
— looked after Shellington a lot when they were kids (has slight Older Sister Syndrome™)
— Scottish (yes I know otters don’t live there but idc, she and Shellington were born there end of discussion)
— now lives in British Columbia, Canada
— sometimes visits Bianca in the Arctic or has calls with her
— a bit more serious than Shellington and not as clumsy
— facetimes Shellington every week or Shellington facetimes her
— unlike Shellington, she’s not allergic to anything and also eats almost anything
— the Vegimals call her aunt (she finds it cute)
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NOTE : WILL BE UPDATED WHEN I FIND / COME UP WITH NEW STUFF !
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~Stray Kids reaction to you calling them babygirl~
A/N: This was from the request here, and anon whoever you are thank you bc this was so much fun to write. As always, any feedback appreciated!
18+ Minors DNI
Chan:
It probably wasn’t planned
It was probably like you asked him to do something for you
and ever the pleaser, Chan listened happily, following every command like the good puppy he is
But instead of your usual ‘good boy’ that you would reward him with after,
it was babygirl
his blush would be so pretty and cute as he asked you ‘what did you call me?’
you’d nonchalantly reply with ‘babygirl’, gauging his reaction
tbh I think he’d love it
he loves the way you look at him when you say it,
how it makes him feel, so small and loved
he’d prolly be into some lowkey feminization
like not too far 
but calling him babygirl, making the hairs on his neck stand on end,
letting out loud moans in his accent, slightly twitching while you abuse his prostate with your fingers over and over
making his head spin into a cloudy mush
it would probably make him fall into subspace quickly
Asks you not to call him it outside the bedroom bc it’s embarrassing to him
and you respect that was have almost slipped a few times
Felix:
The ultimate babygirl™️
call him it as he calls you mommy or daddy
will melt at the words, legs literally wobbling as you purr it into his ear all smooth n’ all
is literally the sweetest baby angel ever
forgive him father for he has sinned
Looks the part
doesn’t really think the part
I think he’d be really into roleplay and crossdressing with this one
he’d put on a school girl uniform
slutty little skirt, knee-high socks, tied up blazer
the whole shebang
and you’d be his professor 
he’d be trying to get his grades up
or maybe you’d be the principal
and he’d be a naughty student
a bully
and a nerd
all of them honestly, more than once
and every time they end with him getting bent over a desk or pushed up against the wall, even shoved down onto the floor
as you called him babygirl, all seductively and shit
Just a warning, if you do
no matter if it’s out in public or in the comfort of your house,
you whisper it into his ear and
boom, he’s popped a boner already
Hyunjin:
I believe that this man would love it
I feel like he’d love a lot of fucked up shit
but would be too ashamed to tell you
so he’s probably fantasized about it, imagined it while he’s alone at night, quietly moaning to not wake anyone up
And he’d probably guard that shit like hell, never ever wanting you to ever find out
That all went to plan until it was late one night and you fell asleep on the couch, watching a movie with him
he’s all cuddled up into your chest, distracted from the movie by the sound of your heartbeats
So he tries to wake you up, knowing that you have work the next day and complain about being sore from sleeping on the couch
first he tries calling you name, rubbing your skin in efforts to soothe you into consciousness 
but a thought comes to mind
and so he slithers down between your legs, remembering how you mentioned earlier on that you found the idea of him waking you up by giving you head would be hot
He eases off your pants and underwear, carefully to not wake you up and puts his mouth to work
It doesn’t take you long to wake up and when you do, your hand grips into his long hair, moaning and panting as his tongue works against you
And suddenly, you’re moaning out praises
‘Doing so good for me babygirl,’
So turned on
redoubles his efforts
Anyway, do it
bc it’s hot and hyunjin is so babygirl
Minho:
I think that there’s lots of potential here
Because honestly
he’s never even imagined ever being called that
pretty boy, handsome, baby, kitten he had thought about them but never had he thought about be called babygirl
in fact, bc of how bratty he is he’d probably pretend that he hates it
while he’s melting inside
but he’s not very good at pretending
So it becomes like a secret weapon
whenever he’s bratting off or being annoying, just call him it
and he’ll be turning into putty in your hands
be careful, because he’ll fall into subspace very easily if you do
Just imagine laying in bed with him, not really doing anything but basking in each others company
and your fingers are rubbing his thighs in a sweet non-sexual way
before you lean down to whisper in his ear
‘love you babygirl’
he’ll look up at you with the widest, purest, good boy eyes that it takes you back for a minute
bc he almost never looks at you like that way
he’s getting hard already and lets out a whimper, beginning to grind against your leg
and since he looks so sweet doing it, you indulge
whispering praises like
‘doing so good for me, babygirl’, ‘does that feel good?’, etc
you lead his hips against your leg, praising him the whole way through until he cums and you quickly clean him up and go back to cuddling like before for aftercare
Seungmin:
Loves it
a lot
But does he prefer it?
No
To my very grave i will swear that being called puppy is the number one thing of all time for this man
it just feels so right to him
But being called babygirl?
That’s a very close second
loves them both, puppy coming in just a little bit higher
but either one you choose for the night, if you’re calling him it, he already knows that he’s a goner
The thing is, he never thought that it was something he’d find attractive, ever. In any way, shape or form
but then you called him it, a hushed breath in the midst of telling him how good he was
as he was on a leash, during a ‘training session’
He knew from the first time you said it that he loved it
Swears that it was one of the best sessions you ever had
he brings it up a lot
especially when he’s feeling a bit bratty, bringing up that one time that was so good, that could never be repeated again because you’ve ‘lost your touch’
thinks about it while masturbating
And good news, 
you better bet that you filmed the entire thing, 
Play it next time your fucking him, the audio loud in his ear
tease him about how pathetic he sounded
‘such a dirty little thing aren’t you babygirl?’
‘A-ah! Y-es’
My point is,
Yes.
Jisung:
He’s the true ‘I have no idea’
Because there’s no in-between
He’ll either stop in his tracks and turn to you, cute cheeks red in an angry red flush
and then start yelling at you, truly offended that you’d say that to him
that you see him in that light that you’d call him babygirl
much less in public, or in front of the others, or in private-
-wherever you are, that’s not the point,
he’s offended and calling him that is the issue
OR
The other scenario is that
He’ll either stop in his tracks and turn to you, cute cheeks red in an angry red flush
and immediately jump your bones then and there
He’s ready, 
dick hard, 
mouth open, 
babygirl’s prepped and ready for whatever you wanna do to him
Common decency???
who’s she??
never heard of her
You’re in public?
Good thing that there’s a bathroom in this restaurant!
With his friends?
Good thing that Hannie gets off on humiliation, they might even join in too 
fulfilling whatever sick fantasies are in that porn-addicted, depraved mind of his
You’re in private?
Perfect. Get ready to fuck him hard against the wall, purring babygirl into his ear until he comes so hard he sees stars
Actually do it.
See which one it is
Changbin:
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a million times
FEMINIZATION
DO IT
CALL THIS MAN BABYGIRL
WATCH AS HE STOPS WORKING
BINNIE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
it’ll be fr so hot
throw him in a skirt and a pair of pretty pink panties
compliment on how pretty your babygirl is, just for you, all for you
by the end i can guarantee you,
no matter how rough or gentle you are,
whether you’re whipping him with a belt or giving him a soft handjob while affirming how good he is,
no matter what you do or how you treat him,
he’ll be downright sobbing in pleasure from it, begging for more-or wait, was it for you to stop?
He’s too fucked out to remember at this point
Calling him that triggers something in him,
and it’s a very good thing
it’s a great way to tease poor binnie
You’ll be out and about, just shopping or eating or walking around and then you offhandedly-
-don’t make it obvious-
-say it
WATCH
watch as he freezes in place
poor thing is so excited he won’t know what to do with himself:(
so just drag him home and tell him what to do
IN:
CANNOT CONTROL HIS REACTIONS FOR SHIT
AND HE GETS SO WORKED UP SO EASILY
If you call him that, he’s already a whimpery, whiny mess
begging for you to touch him despite wherever you may be
but just imagine you’re in public...
he’s so horny
and is letting out breathy little pants into your ear
he’s so embarrassed tho
trying his very very best to cover his hard-on
blushy face n’ all as he looks around, paranoid that anyones watching,
while gripping your hand that’s palming him,
cursing and adoring the sound of your voice in his ear as you call him babygirl
Be ready for a mommy or a daddy to slip out after that
begging either one to go home
so you can take care of him
your babygirl is just so needy for you
he can’t help it
but you’ll gladly help...
once you make him cum in his pants at least once
As you walk home, he’s trying so desperately to cover the stain on the front of his pants, clinging onto your arm for dear life while you drag him home
So, so sensitive
Try to make him cum with just your voice
whispering filthy things in his ear,
referring to yourself as daddy and him as babygirl in the same sentence
it probably won’t even take that much
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