folks here are the lip products i think voltron wear + allura
lance: my boy is a laniege lip mask KING. he owns seven flavors and bought strawberry and pink lemonade separately so he wouldnt have to mess up the swirl. also i think hes very fond of lip oils because theyre lighter than lip gloss and not as sticky but still give him a nice color and shine
keith: chapstick user ONLY. i think specifically he uses the burts bees w pomegranate oil it just smells medicinal and he thought that would cure the sahara desert called his mouth
pidge: SAYS she doesnt use anything frilly or even chapstick but secretly there is a drawer in her lab with a tube of carmex strawberry and when shes feeling fancy the glittery lipsmackers lipgloss (real thing and i LOVE them)
hunk: this guy strikes me as a guy that grew up in a house were everything they COULD make they would so his lip care consists of a balm his mama made and that shit works WONDERS. like it could cure the grand canyon. but if i had to assign him a lip product he seems like a standard carmex king
shiro: shiro will deny it until the day he dies but hes got like high end skincare and makeup. says he uses carmex but really i think he has a single laniege lip mask and every so often wears an inconspicuous shade of fenty gloss bomb because its pretty and no ones gonna say shit to dad
allura: alteans Obviously had their own skin and lip care but 10000 years later that shit is dust in the wind. i think allura is a lover of the tarte maracuja lip gloss specifically in the shade passion fruit its a nice deep purple-red. but she also steals shiro’s fenty lipgloss because “voltron is a communist society” (pidge told her that one and now its her reasoning for all theft on the castle)
keith, on the phone, sitting on the toilet and panting: and i thought i was dying, it was tERRIBLE and ugh, im never eating ice cream again. The most explosive shit in my life, seriously, if i ever buy anything dairy again just punch me in the gut, it will be less painful than what's happening right now— [goes on with graphic descriptions of his lactose intolerance and bad consequences]
shiro, on his date with adam, with candles and rose petals, and a ring in his pocket, picked up the call because Keith almost never calls, so he panicked bc thought it was something urgent:
ok but imagine shiro finding keith one day and opening up about how he actually misses earth, and then talking about how he dreamed of becoming a pilot.
imagine shiro looking at keith with big, weary eyes, voice barely above a whisper, “i just wanted see the stars.”
Pidge: I'm so glad we found you and you're back now!
Matt: Same here Pidgey, I wanna know all about this weird paladin deal you've gotten yourself into- Woah!
Pidge: Woah what?
Matt: Sorry, just looking at some parts of this castleship and the lions, the engineering, and the programming of this place has to be insane! God, what I'd give to check out the coding and tech behind this-
Pidge internally, who has suddenly decided the programming of the castleship and the lions is her turf:
Hunk who is used to her brain and probably knows what shes thinking:....
in terms of popularity every other lance ship was doomed from the start because there’s no way any of us witnessed lance’s dumb pining ass in s1e1 say “I’d recognise that mullet anywhere!” and not immediately think okay in-denial patroclus what other body parts of keith have you noticed. hm?