#BONK go to prison
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That was a VISCERAL physical reaction. go to horny jail
#BONK go to prison#i snorted omg#that was such a funny reaction#mr timothy goose you are a married man#scandelous#i love them#ally beardsley#mother goose#timothy goose#neverafter#neverafter spoilers#neverafter liveblog#d20#dimension 20#dnd#andis thought geyser
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I'm in constant writer's block with mass effect that my motivation to play it is 0
since i have been rewriting my shep, who i had since i was 16
and my god is this annoying
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and he would not elaborate 🤸♀️
[VD: An Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint comic. The audio is captioned in both English and Spanish. First, Han Sooyoung grins, "Mama didn't raise no fucking bitch. We keep going. (Mamá no crió a una puta perra. Seguimos.)" She starts with her hands on her hips, then raises her hands to emit magical black flames.
Next, Yoo Joonghyuk draws his sword and says, "No, no, no... Mama raised a bitch. Let's go. (No, no, no... Mamá sí crió a una perra. Vamos.") Finally, Kim Dokja is on his phone as he says, "Mama didn't raise nobody, actually, my mom was in prison. (Mamá no crió a nadie, en realidad, mi vieja estaba en cana.)" (The actual audio says "My mom was absent.")
There's a "bonk" sound, and the style turns cartoony as Yoo Joonghyuk goes "Oh my god... (Dios mío...)" with distress. Han Sooyoung wheezes with laughter, captioned "Cagándose de la risa," and Yoo Joonghyuk says, "Wall going down, wall going down." Kim Dokja is still on his phone. End VD]
thank you so much for the id, @princess-of-purple-prose ♡♡
#orv#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#han sooyoung#joongdok#yoohankim#omniscient reader#artists on tumblr#digital art#my art#omniscient reader meme#omniscient reader's viewpoint
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It is past 1am and I am thinking about @somerandomdudelmao’s Marble Sky, and this lightly bonked my writers block on the head for long enough that I wrote a little thing.
The world is green. Green, bleeding from the lights and from his insides and from the space where—
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Ward wakes up shaking, crumpled on the floor like an old paper someone couldn’t be bothered to throw away.
The world. Is green. Green and pretty, green with plants and vines, but for a moment something inside of him screams like something’s clamped over his mouth and his blood is burning and—
But it’s not green like that. Here, the green isn’t the immediate threat. The threat is one of them, bigger than him and probably put there to make sure he doesn’t try to escape.
“Oh. You aren’t dead,” the alien says.
That’s… not reassuring. But also not the threat he’d been expecting?
“Are you by any chance one of the talking ones?”
Something is wrong. Everything is blurry, and when he goes to rub his eyes, he finds gauze and okay, that. That is going to be a problem for later. Once he’s safe. Once he can let panic overwhelm him without the lack of attention putting him at risk of—
“I am,” he says.
“Cool. So they found another civilization to destroy. Hungry?”
Them. Like this alien, this alien who looks so much like them, doesn’t trust them.
It’s ridiculous, but at this point? Ward just wishes he could’ve just been thrown in a normal prison cell. Just one normal, reasonable thing that made sense would’ve been nice. And yet, he’s sitting in vegetable prison with someone who might be an ally but is also probably very much not anyone Ward can trust. How does someone even end up in vegetable prison?
“What’s with all these greens?” he asks, because he can’t just demand answers. “Are you in jail for being the only vegetarian here or something?”
Good ole sarcasm. A great way to be eaten by aliens! Hey, maybe they consider humans a vegetable.
“You’re radiating negative energy at me.”
No shit. “Wanna guess why?”
“Hey, I’m not with those— Wait!”
Uh oh.
“You said greens! You know what color is?”
Um?
“You must have eyes!” And then the alien moves towards him, without a second thought, like they know anything he does, running away or fighting or yelling for help, won’t do anything. Ward flinches away from their outstretched hand.
(An outstretched hand, moving towards his neck, slicing him open like the specimen he was. An outstretched hand, with his blood on it, and he couldn’t move couldn’t fight it couldn’t—)
“Yes. So?” he snaps.
“Can I touch you?”
“Wh— No.” No.
“Please,” the alien says, “I won’t hurt you. I swear.”
Ward… could try saying no again. He could try to move away, try to talk about this, try to save himself from whatever’s going to happen. He wants to, he really wants to.
But. Sculptor didn’t listen, didn’t care, he just cut into him with a smile. And this one is larger than him, and they said they wouldn’t hurt him, they swore it, they asked for a favor, they look desperate, so maybe, maybe he’ll be safe. Maybe this will keep the alien from dropping whatever this act of an ally is.
The world is green, and Ward reaches out a hand and says, “Here. Happy?”
And the alien reaches out a hand and—
And lightly touches his. Gently.
—
The world is green. And in the middle of it is someone who looks a lot like him.
#marble sky#marble sky fanfic#is that a tag?????#i don’t know what i’m doing and writers block is trying to murder me so this is probably not very good but WHATEVER
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Theres a comic where Mickey Mouse survives the castle, but could Donald Duck survive?
If I recall correctly, in the comic the threat was literally spicy paprika...soup? I think it was soup. Dracula was making everyone capsaicin fiends. Mickey was explicitly playing Jonathan Harker and he still didn't get to hit Dracula with the shovel *smh*
Anyway, Donald Duck. I have an ask sitting here somewhere about Daffy Duck as well. Why is it that cartoon ducks just seem to be drawn to suffer? People look at a duck and think what if he could talk (badly) and also the universe hates him specifically? ...although actually having met ducks I do kinda get it. Put that thing in Situations.
Two things that are immediately very funny: the locals not answering his questions because they literally can't understand him and Dracula keeping him an extra month as a language coach. "You English have a saying: *incomprehensible Donald Duck noises* "
So Donald is incendiary, cowardly, petty, and good hearted. That first one is going to get him into trouble except that he definitely knows how to take a beating. He's always being beaten by something or other. I think he will also be very frightened of Dracula, which might keep his legendary temper in check at least for a while. Hiding under the blankets and trying and failing to send letters are two things that I think are very Donald Duck appropriate. I think the people down in the courtyard will get a sound (and inarticulate enough to air on tv) cursing - unlike Jonathan Harker, Donald Duck is allowed to say $*#%
The more I think on it, the more the Castle Dracula sequence lends itself to a Donald Duck style comedy of errors. Imagine his incandescent rage when Dracula takes his stuff. Donald does do the thing of coming on violently and then, finding himself overmatched, completely change tone to deferentially playing nice. And while in his own cartoons it usually doesn't work and he gets badly beaten by whatever overstrong opponent he's offended, I think this is the kind of behavior Dracula would find very very entertaining. Making his prisoner sheepishly put away a giant mallet or whatever and slink away just by raising an eyebrow? It's better than blood.
Donald would absolutely demand to be let go, see A Million Slavering Wolves, and change his mind immediately with that big *dying inside* smile he does. And then as soon as his own door closes throw it open again to shake his fist and swear at the Girlies while they melt away laughing at him.
I think Donald would absolutely hit Dracula with a shovel. It would go bonk. Then he would try a set of increasingly bizarre weapons with no effect - pick-axe, sword from nearby suit if armor, dynamite... it would be a whole thing, before finally slinking away defeated.
He falls off the wall and hits the castle 12 times on the way down, but survives the fall all battered and broken, then is immediately chased by wolves off into the closing credits, swearing and sputtering all the way.
So I believe that Donald Duck can survive Castle Dracula, and now I want to see this cartoon.
I also realized halfway through that I am absolutely basing this off the very early Donald Duck cartoons where he's allowed to be a violent jerk. It is possible that a more modern Donald might fare differently.
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following the theory that loki intentionally banded the avengers together so he could sicc them on thanos later, after he took the throne in T:TDW, i think he'd be so angry at the events of civil war like:
loki as odin: hello heimdall, how do earth's mightiest heroes fare as of late?
heimdall: they have disagreed on many subjects and split up two days ago
loki:
heimdall:
loki: they haVE WHAT?
cue loki coming down to earth and bonking everyone's heads together until they all get along again
stark: how the heck are you alive???
loki: skills. listen here, i did not pour my blood, sweat and tears to form this team for you idiots to throw all my hard work out the window!
loki, grabbing rhodes and stark by the wrists: now, we are going to get your little friends out of prison, understood?
like an exasperated kindergarten teacher, y'know?
Loki, hitting Steve over the head with a newspaper: he's your friend, of course he's upset you lied to him about something like this
Tony: hah!
Loki, giving Tony a death glare: did you have to fight each other about it
#Loki should lecture them on morals good sportsmanship lying loyalty and self sabotage#Loki @ Scott like 'and what are you here for??'#and Scott is like awh he doesn't know me. uncool.#Loki: I just don't see why you're risking your right to see your daughter over some skirmish you have no business with#Scott: uhm#Loki: do you WANT to update your criminal record bc there are better ways to do it.#Scott: -__-#Loki: ways that don't involve parasocial relationships and blind loyalty to some national icon you had never ?? met in person before????#Scott: I just wanted to be included#Loki: eat the rich when it doesn't involve damage to public resources next time#Bucky: hi#Loki: i have no notes#Peter: 0-0#Loki turning back to Tony: and the CHILD--
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Double Trouble
Summary: König and your dog conspiring against you
Warnings: None. Just a short drabble while I work on a longer request for this lovely man. Gender-neutral reader
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I also couldn't think of a dog name so I named him after nerdforge's dog lmao
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Light dances through gossamer window shades, honeysweet and agile as a dancer, leaping over your eyelids with easy grace.
You groan, yanking the covers back over your head, only to find far more than innocent sunlight conspiring to ruin your morning slumber. A cold nose, broad and insistent, wiggles its way under the covers, snuffling and snorting until it bonks into your temple. An angry little grumble escapes you as you shove the offending nose away, sinking deeper into your protective cocoon like a caterpillar refusing to emerge. A stuttering whine filters through the covers, and you press firm hands over your ears, only for a loud howl to burst right next to your face.
You whip the covers down and turn to confront your assailant, only to catch the tail-end of a raging ball of fluff carrying his temper tantrum down the hallway. Well, not your problem anymore.
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König is well into breakfast by the time he hears heavy paws careening down the hallway. The bulky husky slides on the hardwood floor, scrabbling paws unable to stop his snout from bonking right into König's chair.
"Nóri," the man croons, reaching for the dog's ears, only for the dog to hop back with an irritated ruff. "What's the matter?"
Nóri taps his front paws back and forth, a grrr rumbling in his throat that soon erupts into a full-fledged bark.
"I see," König muses with a serious nod.
Nóri is already turning and prancing down the hallway, only to spin back around when he realizes König hasn't moved. He howls, bouncing on his paws with a stubborn awooo.
"If you insist." With a smile König pushes himself up from his chair and makes his way to the source of the problem.
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You're already half asleep by the time you feel the bed shifting next to you, warm arms worming their way around you. "Errr...don't wanna," you mumble, trying to to burrow even further.
But he doesn't say anything, only wrapping himself around you and tucking his chin over where your head is under the blankets. You sigh, relaxing into him and pulling your shelter down just enough to crane your neck and nuzzle your face into him.
A wet human tongue immediately splats on your collarbone and you squeal, thrashing, but you're trapped in a prison of your own making as your burrito blanket squeezes your limbs to the side, forcing you to endure your partner's massive tongue as he licks up your neck and across your face.
"König!" You yelp, freeing yourself from his arms and rolling away, tumbling right off the bed. You struggle, trying to pull the blankets off you, but before you have the chance a furry anvil of a dog is dropping on top of you, one paw landing on your chest, another going right into your gut. A groan punches out of you, drowned in a flurry of slobbery kisses that are worse, infinitely worse than the one you escaped from. "Nóriiiiiii!"
You can hear König cackling from his perch on the bed, and try to yell your indignation at him only for Nóri to flop his full weight on you, fixing you with his signature wide-eyed crazy stare, mouth open in a panting grin. Begrudgingly, you chuckle at the little fiend, forgiving him for now.
König, on the other hand? You cast a glance at him, still wheezing and clutching his stomach as a smirk settles over your features.
He'd better watch his back.
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Probably going to write a part 2 for this at some point when I get a good idea. For now, enjoy gremlin König :)
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Karen deserved better tbh. Let me treat this lonely middle aged woman right.
i really think so too, to be honest. i obviously loved the original plot, but i liked karen's character and the hopeless romantic in me felt for her hard. imagine pining for your cold, detached boss for over a decade, you know he killed his brother--you don't even care, ric deserved it anyway, after all the marino brothers don't even make good mouthwash--but he always keeps you at arm's length...
...and you get the faintest glimmer of hope that perhaps this strange little vinohead might finally requite your feelings...
then you get pretty obvious indication he doesn't...
try as you might to manipulate him, it's no use. he gets carted off by that blasted charming italian man who's swept him off his feet, and he's going to prison for bonking his brother on the hand, and he'll have a better time in prison dropping soap and sipping the finest pruno ever made in a toilet tank than he ever had sitting next to you in awkward silence on a 6 hour learjet ride.
that's a tough pill to swallow. cmere, karen. we'll watch alan ladd movies til dawn.
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A deal with you - Part 1
[Summary: What happened before PJ and Gradient death]
"Mommy I'm still hungry..." Merciless pouted.
He just ate a tiny piece of bread, at least it's a lot than the last time.
"I know sweetie." Said Killer as she kissed her son forehead. "Just be patience, once that evil guy is out. You'll be able to eat as much as you want!"
"Really?" Smile Merciless. "I wanna eat cereal, a lot of cereal!" Said Merciless. "I got to talk to brother today and he said he got cereal for breakfast."
"That's nice sweetie..." Killer patted her son head. "Now about you go to sleep so the hunger will stop."
"Okay!" Merciless nodded his head as he lay on Killer's lap.
Right, this is Merciless room. He was mistreated badly.. He don't even has a bed or window to look out. It's more like a prison cell instead of room for 5 years old.
Killer got lucky today for being able to stay next to Merciless. The guards usually will force her to leave or some maids will injured her.
"Mommy, will I be able to meet tiny baby sissy soon?" asked Merciless. "How long will she be in your belly?"
"Hmm? Merciless, we don't know if the baby is a girl or boy yet..." Killer slightly chuckles. "You have to be quiet about this, don't let anyone hear us."
*BAM!!*
A loud voice coming from the outside, it's Nightmare.
"Merciless, quick hide!" Killer grabbed her son by hand and make him hide under the bed. "Don't come out unless that evil guy is gone... Okay?" Her voice trembled in fears.
"M-Mom—"
The door was opened at once. Nightmare seems upset...
"Just the hell you were doing in this rat's room." he groans.
Nightmare went to Killer and forcefully grabbed her by wrist. That'll leave some bruise...
Killer stay silence, she can't say anything right now. If she do, things will get worse.
Merciless watched Nightmare took Killer away in horror. He is horrified of his own father.
As they were away from Merciless room. Angst were reading behind the pillar quietly, he unlike Crescent, remember how much Killer love her children. Angst always try to find a way to talk to Killer quietly.
But today was different, Nightmare was grabbing Killer and now he threw her on the floor.
Angst saw the scene as he hid behind the pillar. He have to do something, but he know if he interfere, not only Killer but all of his siblings will get hurt.
"You damned woman. How many time I have to tell you to listen to me!" Yelled Nightmare. Nightmare then grabbed Killer hair and make her face him. "First that damned destroyer purposely pissed me off and now you?" he laughed. "You people truly trying to—"
*Bonk!*
A duck toy was threw on Nightmare's head. It was Crescent who did it.
"F-Father, don't touch my mom like that!" Crescent slightly raised his voice.
He is terrified to see his parents are fighting. Killer is more horrified about this situation now. She take any abuse as long Nightmare don't touch her children..
Nightmare cracked a smile and his eyes were dark. He slowly let go of Killer's hair.
"Crescent, my son... This is adult business." Said Nightmare. Just then, his tendril are choking Crescent now. "You know what happens when rats like you interfere hmm?"
"NO—!" Killer grabbed Nightmare arm. "Please let go of my baby, he didn't know. I SWEAR I'LL NEVER VISIT MERCILESS AGAIN." She cries.
Nightmare look unimpressed, he doesn't want to change his mind.
"Boss!" Cross finally came back to the castle. "Let go of him. He is your son remember?! You want a heir don't you?" Cross keep his cool, trying not to show he is nervous.
"What's the use of having a heir if this rat all know to interfere adult business?" glares Nightmare.
"That's because he's a child.. We- I can educate him how to not be like this anymore so let him go.." Said Cross.
It was a silent for couple of seconds. Nightmare let go of Crescent at last.
Killer caught Crescent before his head his the ground.
"Tch..." scoffed Nightmare. "I better see you in my office in few minutes, Killer." Nightmare walked away as he didn't bother to glance back.
Crescent is still breathing, Killer couldn't be more thankful to God. Angst stop hiding behind the pillar as he immediately went to Killer.
"Mom...!" he cried.
"I'm here honey... I'm here." she smiles gently to her son. Not wanting to worry him.
Cross sighed as he look over the mess. He carry Crescent on his arms and say
"I'll heal him up." Said Cross. "I'll apply some ointment for you later... Okay?"
"Okay..." smiles Killer. "Angst, go with mister Cross." Said Killer.
"Alright mom..." he nodded and follow Cross from behind.
All the servants was watching. They are laughing on how miserable Killer is...
And now she have to face Nightmare again....
#evil lux au#undertale au#ship child#killer sans#gender bend killer#corrupted nightmare sans#merciless sans#crescent sans#angst sans#cross sans#killermare#killermare shipchildren#haha#💀#I'm so evil#canon storyline
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cw: mentions of ihnmaims-typical torture/gore! this is fluffy though so. nothing violent is done to reader
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AM had finally left you alone after 109 years of torture, leaving you somewhere warm but not soft, but when you finally manage to fall asleep all you get are nightmares. and when you wake up all you can remember to do is yell for AM, because hes the only person you know. and his bored voice appears in your head. "what?" he asks, irritated. you're sobbing, telling him you just didn't know who else to go to.
he hesitates.
is it guilt hes feeling? heavy wires suddenly crawl over you, lifting you up into them like a hammock. adrenaline rushes through you, his sudden movements bringing back horrifying memories.
one of them squeezes around your stomach and chest, not gentle but not painful. if you didn't know better, it'd feel like he was trying to hug you, or maybe push the broken parts of you back together. he can't fix what he's broken. but he can hold it until the nightmares stop.
AMs voice isn't soft. it was harsh and scratched your ears. that's why you wondered if you were hallucinating when he grumbled out an "i'm sorry."
the way his wires move against your bruised skin is too gentle to be AM. they move as if asking "is this okay? are you okay?" gently, and it makes you cry. something cold wipes your tears, and moves your hair out of your eyes. you think for a second he'll mock you, say something shitty like 'oh, you humans, all the same. crying pathetically at nothing, needing comfort from something as great as the allied mastercomputer. stupid, pathetic, ugly.'
but he doesn't.
he says nothing.
you had calmed down enough to look around at your mechanical prison, fingers twirling smaller wires absently. it sort of felt like a weighted blanket, but alive. strangely nice. you attempt to sit up, sniffling still, and are shoved back down by a monitor that had apparently been in front of you. as you stared up in horror at AMs face, he sighed dramatically.
"oh, come on. i've been over here comforting you for like, five minutes. i'm not going to rip you apart or whatever you're so afraid of." he couldn't have sounded more like he was rolling his eyes.
"can't blame me." you sighed, heart rate still skyrocketing, something he undoubtedly notices, "you tortured me for a hundred years." your fingers dig into his wires, as if it'd give you any control at all.
"-one hundred and nine." he corrects, helpful as ever. "and, no, i guess i can't. i could say i'm sorry for startling you." rude, but he seemed like he wasn't going to hurt you.
you look expectantly at him feeling, frankly, unwarranted bravery. lucky for you, your raised eyebrow is an expression he loves.
"oh for- are you serious?" uh oh. fuck. you brace for him to start ripping your arms off, or leave you to burn, but pain doesn't come. "ugh, fine." he leans close, the warm buzzing of his CRT monitor bonking clumsily into your forehead with a faint static shock. the gesture calms you more than you thought it would, as you close your eyes and lean into him.
"I'm... sorry. that i startled you. and that i kinda, y'know, tortured you for a long time. I'm sorry." his voice is low and serious. all you can do is stare up at him in shock. he lets out a laugh, his wires gently squeezing you again.
he tsks your name in a very familiar way. "am i that bad? can't even accept my apology? i'm being so polite..." his tone is joking, but he's honestly not wrong.
"well..." you gesture with the hand not trapped under his massive weight, mechanical and metal.
"-don't start." he leans away, feigning irritation. really, he was glad you weren't absolutely sobbing anymore. he would say it was because humans crying was annoying, but really, he hated seeing you cry. the room felt a little softer as his monitor pressed into your face, but he didn't dim the brightness any. bastard.
#my beeping#um. hope this is good. i liked writing it. smile :-)#ihnmaims x reader#allied mastercomputer#allied mastercomputer x reader#am ihnmaims x reader#MY MELATONIN IS KICKING IN GOODNIGHT
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TigerCub!Yang: (roars fiercely, but it comes out as a scratchy yowl as she attacks a giant stuffed tiger)
Blake: Get it, Yang. You get that plushy.
TigerCub!Yang: (bowls ass over teakettle but shakes it off and tries to run wobbly)
Blake: (sneaks a red bull stuffed animal out from behind her back and bonks the limp horns against her leg) Ah! Yang, help! Taurus is attacking me!
TigerCub!Yang: (glares at the bull, roars a little better, and pounces on the plush. Effectively digging her claws into the flimsy fabric and going for the jugular)
Blake: Good job, Yang! (Picks up TC!Y and snuggles her close while the cub still has a death grip on the toy) Such a big, strong, brave tiger!
TigerCub!Yang: (chuffs proudly)
Ilia: You know. Now that I've seen this, I can't testify in court that it wasn't premeditated if your ex suddenly gets found in the ditch with suspicious mauling injuries.
Blake: Come on, Ilia. What are the chances that Adam ever gets out of prison after everything he's done?
-Three Years Later-
Tiger!Yang: (pinning Adam to the ground as she roars in his face, a bloodthirsty, feral fire burning in her eyes)
Adam: OH GOD HELP ME!!!! WHEN WAS IT LEGAL TO HAVE TIGERS AS HOME SECURITY?!?!?!?!
Blake: Huh.... Ilia might have had a point.
Yang: That the abusive ex-boyfriend?
Blake: Yup
Yang: (locks and loads shotgun) Be right back. Love you! (Jumps out the window and joins her tiger counterpart in the roaring match against Adam)
Blake: (sighs) I love them 💜
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can i just defend myself and explain why i am obsessed with mission impossible????? please? i know Cruise is a cultist and that is genuinely bad and makes this my ultimate Problematic Fave but also please god i need to ramble about this
ghost protocol, right?
this is a Leverage movie okay? there's a lot of pretty people with interesting motivations and they do ridiculous heists for the greater good.
the physical comedy element is off the chain from the start with the prison break sequence where Ethan Hunt has a nonverbal argument over surveillance camera with Benji Dunn to affectionately bully him into going off-script for the mission, and then blows him a little kiss of thanks.
the Burj Khalifa stunt, which is entirely practical and is not CGI and happened on the actual location, is so fucking bugfuck crazy that it makes my heart race every time, and on top of that it's a GORGEOUS sequence and its funny and it's character-driven and the greatest moment in the movie is Ethan's running leap to propel himself into the window at the end, only to bonk his fucking head and nearly die at the last moment. it's a miraculous sequence.
i love Carter so fucking much, and I am OBSESSED with Mission Impossible and gender. the number of times the expectation I would expect gets inverted is so crunchy.
Jane Carter has the most motivation of everyone, with her boyfriend getting fridged in the intro and propelling her to be more ruthless and reckless than the others. she gets the very dude-coded backstory and role, and it plays beautifully off Ethan because there is never a single moment of the movie setting her up as his love interest, not ONCE and so they have this wonderful equitable relationship where they've both gone through similar trauma and he tries to advise her on how to handle it, and it's SO NEAT
also speaking of gender stuff, the way Carter has to seduce the rich guy at the end but at every turn is being coached by Ethan on how best to seduce the guy, and everyone just accepts that Yep, Ethan Is The Guy To Help You Seduce A Man, mwah, love it, amazing.
also as someone who is Hugely Ambivalent to Jeremy Renner
(MOSTLY BECAUSE I literally know he can act, the first thing I saw him in was the fucking Hurt Locker okay but it feels like his agent is an idiot and keeps netting him Incredibly Generic Roles, but at least in Mission Impossible he's working with the material as much as he can)
ANYWAY I actually like Jeremy Renner in these movies instead of forgetting he exists which I think says something. and it was a small thing in 2011 but the blaise "Next time, I get to seduce the rich guy," moment really does work.
Rogue Nation
Fallout is the best MI movie but Rogue Nation is my favorite MI movie, because it is just a fucking comedy and it's the real start of Ethan's deepening emotional arc and I'm OBSESSED with it
also Ilsa fucking Faust, my god
Ilsa is one of my favorite ladies in these action movies? she feels like a boot to the face of Bond movies, she's beautiful but she's not a young woman, she has genuinely complex shit going on, she's the true fulcrum the movie pivots around, she has a very specific fighting style that stands out, and she's another Not Love Interest?
like, Ethan likes her and there's that moment when she asks him to run away with her, but the way the camera treats her makes me so happy? like if i were in a movie, i would want the camera to look at me like it does Ilsa, does that make sense?
also benji runs this entire movie. i love his growth and his comfort in his work. in Ghost Protocol, Benji was green, but in Rogue Nation he knows what he's doing, he resents being protected, he is reliable and thinks on his feet, and he yells at Ethan when Ethan is being a dick.
in another moment of Huh Gender Stuff, Benji is the one who is positioned as Ethan's Love Interest structurally. he is with Ethan the most, he grounds him but also sparks off him well, he is Ethan's connection to the world and the avenue thru which he shows the most emotion, and when Benji's kidnapped in the third act Ethan completely loses his shit and kidnaps the Prime Minister and basically does whatever it fucking takes to get him back, the degree to with Benji is Ethan's motivation in RN is kind of staggering.
also i love ethan hunt and RN is really where that starts.
Ethan can swing around the Burj Khalifa and do a 100mph motorcycle chase and well i guess the free swim didn't work out Great for him, but when he's not doing superhuman ridiculous bullshit
i'm obsessed with the growing emotional core of Ethan. his fatal flaw begins to emerge in RN, that his job is to save the entire world from certain doom, but his judgement is Fucked.
that goddamn glass box he's locked in. he sees a young IMF agent killed, and it sticks in him like a lodged dagger. he risks himself over and over to try and get Ilsa out of her own fate. he does Batshit Things to save Benji.
I know that James Bond has kind of become a reflection of itself, on how terrible James Bond, about how reprehensible a person he is. the Craig movies I've seen have been pretty upfront about that baggage.
but... he's still a misogynistic bastard who will kill people to finish his mission. and the movie acknowledges all that but it's still the driving force of the movies.
Mission Impossible doesn't just nod at "hey Ethan's kinda fucked up huh" and then keeps doing that. Ethan's flaws are getting worse and causing more and more problems for him and everyone around him.
Fallout
there are a lot of moments i love in Fallout but there is one I cannot dislodge from my brain
wait first: August Walker is amazing and i love him
i love that the movie makes no attempt to hide he's the bad guy. i love how he keeps trying to introduce himself to the IMF team and everyone no sells him, because everyone hates the fucking CIA. i love his arm reload and how brutal his combat style is compared to Ethan's.
he's so fucking FUN.
but anyway, the thing that Fallout does that I cannot for the life of me stop thinking about is Ethan and the traffic cop in Paris.
this mission has been on the knife's edge of disaster from the word go, Ethan has been mocked and pushed around and disregarded, Ilsa is after him, he's just pulled off an extremely treacherous betrayal and an even more dangerous escape, everyone is getting into the car with Lane, and they open the doors and there's someone RIght There. the wrong place, the worst possible time.
everyone freezes. Walker is ready to shoot her, just another piece of collateral damage. but Ethan spends an extended period just stopping and pleading in French for this lady to leave. Please, just go, please walk away, please do not get involved in this.
He could shoot her, or get in the car and drive, hoping she'll get out of the way, or let Walker take her out, or attack her and nonfatally injure her to get her out of the way. They really really don't have time for this shit.
But something in him is fucked because there is a nuclear apocalypse on the line, but Ethan stops to try and keep one bystander out of it.
POINTS
I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS CHARACTER. WITH THE GUY WHO IS LITERALLY GETTING MORE AND MORE COMPROMISED BY HIS EMOTIONS AS THE FRANCHISE GOES ON. THE GUY WHO KEEPS FUCKING UP BECAUSE HE'S NOT WILLING TO MAKE A HARD CHOICE AND LET SOMEONE DIE TO SAVE MILLIONS. THIS IS A PROBLEM, AND IT'S GETTING WORSE.
i love John Wick. I love the beautiful choreography of death. I love the showmanship.
But there's something about how Mission Impossible takes death seriously and the way Ethan tries to minimize harm even when he really shouldn't that captivates me.
also the cinematography is amazing.
THAT'S ALL. I love the Chris McQuarrie Mission Impossibles. It's SUCH a problem.
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voice drama (interrogate)
002- Cindy
(We will be very happy if you read and talk about it)
(The investigation helps to increase your voting decisions so you can consider the investigation, so if you want to know more, reading the debt investigation chapter might help)
(Sorry for KK and Cindy for being late)
[Sound of running]
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[door opens and closes]
[Cindy's panting]
Cindy: [panting] Agh! I hate this place!
Nugget: Stay calm. Prisoner number 2 Cindy
Cindy: I'm going crazy..what is this...
Nugget: Sit back and I'll explain to you
Nugget:Milgram exists to reveal the sin of you, prisoners, and to hand down the appropriately judgment.so we have to exchange information.
Cindy: Exchange information, eh? But you only took my information, right? Let me ask! What is your name? How old are you?
Nugget: Wait...
Cindy: Answer!
Nugget: But it's not--
Cindy: Answer!
Nugget: ......
Nugget: Ah...Nugget, 15 years old, I think..
Cindy: 15?! You're younger than me!
[Cindy starts playing with nugget]
Cindy: Call me big sister~
....
[Bonk!]
Cindy: Ah! Why did you hit me?!
Nugget: I'm a warden..have some manners...
Cindy: How mean!
Nugget: I'm starting to get annoyed with you...[sighs]
Cindy: Come on, cheer up, Warden! this is too boring.
Nugget: This isn't an amusement park. ..very cheerfully, okay? Well, I don't care. Let's begin the interrogate.
Cindy: Ah, okay~ Do you want to ask like KK?
Nugget: So he shared information about you?
Cindy: We made a deal, hehe.
Nugget: [sighs] Okay, let me ask you something. About your cheerful personality?
Nugget: Aren't you afraid at all?
Cindy: Hmm? afraid? What's about?
Nugget: Well, right here at Milgram.
Cindy: Um...isn't it a TV show? If that's the case, I'm not afraid! It's going to be exciting!
Nugget: This isn't...[sighs] You're so stupid...
Cindy: Eh!? hey! Don't say that! You make me heartbreaking! [Cindy pouts]
Nugget: Although I feel like your cheerfulness is a good thing, [sighs] but you really annoying.
Cindy: you sighed several times now. Am I really that annoying?
[Bell rings]
Nugget: Ah, the interrogation is over. Now, get ready.
Cindy: Eh!? Wait, wait! Answer first!! Can I at least ask one more thing?
Nugget: .....
Nugget: okay.
Cindy: Nugget.
Cindy: You're a tsundere, right?!!
Nugget: .....
Nugget: Prisoner number 002! Cindy!
Cindy: Ah! Wait, wait! All right, all right! I just want to know that you like me, right?
Nugget: .....no comment!
Nugget: Prisoner number 002 Cindy
Sing out your sins!
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#kindergarten au#kindergarten 2#kg milgram au#kindergarten game#kindergarten fanart#milgram au#kindergarten#milgram#kindergarten cindy#002#002 story#voice drama#kindergarten nugget#warden#000
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hey, i'm leo! i'm 16 (technically) and would be the coolest transmasc alive if i... y'know... was alive
... anyway! donnie somehow made me this weird device that lets me use tumblr, so i could interact with all of my many, many fans. ask away!
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ooc info:
mod: russ, late 20s, he/they
main blog / fic blog / read cmh
this is an ask/rp blog for leo from call me here (i will appear)! tl;dr leo dies in the prison dimension and comes back as a ghost
canon info:
leo is a ghost (invisible, intangible, the works) and cannot be seen/heard EXCEPT with donnie's goggles (due to the crystal in them that allows him to see mystic energy)
he cannot be touched at all, but if he focuses enough he can briefly interact with the world (i.e. flipping a light switch on and off, bonking someone on the head)
the case of this blog would be an additional exception because i really wanted him to be able to interact with people. how does it work? don't worry about it
this blog:
is fic divergent (i.e. leo in the fic does Not have a tumblr blog)
is canon to tmnt au poll shenanigans (don't worry about the timeline it's fine)
boundaries:
NO T/CEST GOOD GOD.
no nsfw leo is Literally 16
i'm sure i'll add to this as we go so keep an eye out o7
tag system under read more
all text posts
leo's posts
ooc posts
answered asks
my art
poll shenanigans
subject to update!
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Alright!! Here are some comics I've been following for a while now + some new!!
☆ Aftermath : https://www.tumblr.com/happyfoxx-art/692297229519765504/its-the-we-saved-the-world-hug-comic-d-i?source=share
(Takes place right after the movie ending, shows the recovery process of the Hamato fam, ongoing)
☆ Hibernation : https://www.tumblr.com/dododan/722107852912771072/hibernation-part-1?source=share
(This one has started recently, but I haven't seen many comics about Splinter's early years with the tots and so far I'm enjoying it, ongoing)
☆ https://www.tumblr.com/sooooupyraisin/722057078601039872/bro-how-do-i-make-the-pictures-stack-vertically?source=share
(A silly hc comic, not a series)
☆ Krangfied Donnie : https://www.tumblr.com/abbeyofcyn/715416516705779712/krang-infection-masterpost-next?source=share
(Post movie comic, tw for some injury I think, as the title says, krangfied Donnie, ongoing)
☆ Twin Sync (More Than You Think) : https://www.tumblr.com/little-banjo-frog/722296175901999104/twin-sync-more-than-you-think?source=share
(Interesting concept of Leo getting trapped in prison dimension and being able to communicate with Donnie, another recently started one, not exactly a comic, ongoing)
☆ another one post comic for laughs: https://www.tumblr.com/grumpytheunicorn/718661206716678144/a-really-quick-comic-i-made-at-2am-based-off?source=share
☆ another one post comic again :] : https://www.tumblr.com/meandtheyeehaws/707452010584309760/i-cant-believe-draxum-met-aprils-mom-before-she?source=share
☆ the bonk comics : https://www.tumblr.com/blueskiesofsaturn/709294416273211392/mans-failed-his-wisdom-save?source=share
(Silly 4 post long comics)
☆ Life Mission Save My Brothers : https://www.tumblr.com/daedelweiss/702390434496937984/life-mission-save-my-brothers-the-red?source=share
(Separated AU comic, ongoing)
☆ a fluff one post comic that I love : https://www.tumblr.com/dustbunsinspace/700358172022652928/old-comic-about-glowing-boys-being-silly-and-post?source=share
Yep!! I think that's all, I tried my best to not include and bad future ones too, hope you enjoy them ^^
-☆
i read all of these in one go while i was in bed after completing my hw and
it was glorious
#heck asks#hecks fanfic recs#technically fancomics#but i don't gotta a tag for that#the bonk one made me laugh so hard my sd thought i was having a fit and kept trying to lay on me#the sep au is GOREGOUS#they're all great ngl#tank u anon#and tank u for going out of your way for the future aus#thats very sweet of you bcuz you totally didnt have to but its super appreciated#<3
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W’Kabi can never be redeemed.
So, I’ve been rewatching Black Panther 1 to work on a fanfic and every time I see W’Kabi I just want to throw hands. This man really abandoned his best friend because a stranger walked in with his enemy’s head. Theeeeen he had the audacity to go against Okoye’s wishes time after time after time. 💀
I’m probably super late to the party on this one- but I ended up digging around on reddit to understand why tf this man was such an awful friend to T’Challa. Like dude was literally king for maybe a week. He almost brought Klaw back to Wakanda. T’Challa only needed a little more time... or even another opportunity to get Klaw. But no. W’Kabi just had to throw a hissy fit, as if his parents were the only ones that died when Klaw infiltrated Wakanda. AS IF KILLMONGER’S DAD ISN’T THE REASON THEY’RE DEAD TO BEGIN WITH. (But that’s none of my business. 🐸☕) AS IF KILLMONGER WASN’T THE ONE THAT BROKE KLAW OUT OF PRISON. (again, that’s none of my business. 🐸☕)
This man was really smiling as his BEST FRIEND got the paint, sonic rings, and mario coins beat off of him and tossed over a waterfall to his supposed death. AND THEN proceeded to eagerly try to kill him so that N’Jadaka could succeed in sending out weapons. Even though Okoye told him not to. Even after T’Challa asked him to stop.
W’Kabi was the main villain of the film. I don’t care. I don’t care.
Anyways, I NEEDED TO KNOW WHYYYY- and a brilliant soul dropped this link on the reddit post of a deleted scene:
This is the link
and after watching it- oooooooooooooooh. The way I wanted to bonk him upside the head. I swear to the moon and back- this is why nobody remembered Okoye was married to his trifling ass. 😭
I’m happy she crossed paths with Attuma. They had more chemistry trying to kill each other anyways. 😭 W’Kabi can keep his ol’ dusty forehead kiss and shove it.
OKOYE DESERVES HER FLOWERS!
p.s. No hate to the actor who plays W’Kabi. He acted up and down this movie with the rest of the cast. Everyone was and is super talented. I wish they hadn’t cut this scene out because it adds so much more to why W’Kabi didn’t even think twice about supporting N’Jadaka. I’m just looking at the characters and their story.
#w'kabi#general okoye#okottuma#I can't stand w'kabi#t'challa#t'challa deserved a better friend#w'kabi was the real villain#okoye#black panther#is this a fever dream#bad friend#ready to throw hands#villain origin story#marvel#marvel mcu#rewatching movies#okoye x attuma#just thinkin#but that's none of my business#writing fanfic
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