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*in the voice of an old gay witch man who has seen horrors both physical and existential, who has held the bones of his son and watched them fade to dust in his hands, who bargained with an eldritch being with whom he shares a name and is now one breath away from oblivion*
Like, has Timothy been going around saying he hates pickles? Why? Why’d he have to lie? Are pickle-eaters considered lesser? I’m so confused and laughing my ass off.
see the thing about mother goose is that if he were played by anybody else he would be the most Old Man an old man could be. the wise, seasoned, traveled man who is the voice of reason in the party. he is trying to get his son back, he would like to get back to his husband, he is seeking revenge from a gander as dark as night. this book haunts him--but he must stick with it. he has no other option.
ally beardsley's mother goose shoves a book that eats people into the faces of anyone and everyone they meet. "but what if it's a small child, stuck alone in the cave?" "can i roll to hide the fact that i'm drawing a really big spider with little spiders next to it?" "i take my broom out," "i just need to kiss my husband really quickly!" ally beardsley cannot help but be funny.
destiny's children trick or treating!!! spooky season lives on in our hearts i suppose
(they're dressed up as the crew from the wizard of oz and yes i know gerard is green so he should have been the witch but u know what? rosamund convinced him to switch at the last minute and he didn't have the heart to say no but he isn't happy about it)
(also i forgot that canonically mother goose is supposed to be a "gangly baby" and i'm too lazy to change it rip)