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cordiallyfuturedwight · 7 months

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???????? (jin ver.) for @spicyclematis (cr. dwellingsouls)

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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tfw when your daughter adopts an alien without consulting you

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#listen LISTEN #THERE HAD TO BE DRAGONS PREMATURELY EJECTED FROM THE ASTROLAB #AETHERS FALLING OUTTA THE SKY ALL OVER SORNIETH #BOOM AN ANCIENT LANDS IN YOUR HOARD. THEY LIVE WITH YOU NOW #when i get a non permababy aether #im Also making their lore 'fell outta the sky and joined the nearest group'#scribble salad #dragons #flight rising #flight rising fanart #fr coatl #fr aether #originally Ziociro (the aether) was a nocturne that got lost on notn #& flick (bby coatl) decides that they were sisters #BUT I GOT MY MITTS ON AN AETHER BREED CHANGE AND IT WORKED A LOT BETTER THAN A NOCTURNE #local single father not prepared for this. new daughter aquired #stg if the wind ancient doesnt blow my socks off im switching flights to arcane #aether wins best dragon 2k23

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leslie057 · 4 months

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miniature. he was miniature.

and when he turned ten he shot a rabbit and cried ALL WEEK. thats a seven day cry. is that not the worst thing youve ever heard.

#i hate it i hate it so much #to make matters worse hes like the best son you could ask for?#like what #stranger things #jonathan byers #text #imagine this is your kid and hes literally an angel and so lovey dovey and quiet and calm and adorable and-#and he- he talks about going to COLLEGE when hes 6 because he is so miniature but he has aspirations #big aspirations and his eyes are so bright and his hearts huge like his hearts the size of texas and he takes SUCH good care of bby brother #and yet??#you dont love him and you force him to hunt and kill which is the one thing he can barely bring himself to do #because hes that much of an animal lover and has that soft a heart #like i know we’ve known all this since s1 but im just devastated all over again #this is throttlegainwells fault and i didnt even finish their new fic yet because im working my way through it slowly #but its still their fault!

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wejustvibing · 1 year

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wishing never-ending bliss, love, luck, laughter, health & success in the world for you in everything you do. today and forever 🤍

#happy happies bby #may this be the best year of your life #may your life be filled with adventures journeys experiences learnings growth and everything that you desire #always rooting for you 🫶#lewis hamilton

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uhohdad · 8 months

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y’all i got carried away with this octo/eldrich konig fic it was just supposed to be a slutty little 1k one shot but i’m almost at 20k and they haven’t even boinked yet.

#i’m actually really excited for you guys to read this one #it’s still a rough draft #but i think it’s some of the best work that’s ever come from these idiot thumbs #if you liked experimental ur gonna like this #and instead of doing it in parts i’m gonna give it to you all at once bby girl 😩#thanks for your patience 🙏🏻#x reader

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cybervom1t · 2 months

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y’all ever meet a man and know it would take sex with one (1) fat girl to change his life forever?

#wordvomit #this is about that microcelebrity friend of mine once again #I need him carnally but he only dates skinny girls #sighhhhh #let me change your life give me one night bby #in the morning I’ll cook you the best breakfast you’ve ever had in your life

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the-cookie-of-doom · 2 months

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I’ve been wrist deep in so many asses today. My professional poker face is impeccable. Tried and true, baby!

#cookie speaks #my goal this semester is to do as many linen changes and bed baths as possible #bc the mechanics of it are h a r d #hard enough with two people #I need to learn to do it ALONE #luckily one of my best friends is a nurse tech/CNA with like 8 years experience e #I’m just following her like a puppy #let me help clean up all your patients bby #even if you don’t need my help I need YOUR help #I’m having a very productive clinical lol #currently hiding in the break room gasping for air bc I’m exhausted #but v satisfied

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faeriebabee · 8 months

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clint eastwood at the paint your wagon premiere realizing there are, in fact, some pretty heavy homosexual implications

#'im gonna quit acting bc im so embarrassed by this movie' bby this is some your best work #personally im of the opinion that ben and pardner explored each other's bodies long before elizabeth entered the scene #but if you think they were just bros thats cool too #paint your wagon

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misteria247 · 2 years

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Leonardo Hamato aka the Clueless Science Partner of Donatello Hamato who has absolutely no idea what he's doing but Donnie likes it so damnit he's gonna try even if it kills him-

Leonardo Hamato aka the Clueless Science Partner of Donatello Hamato who studies the stuff Donnie's interested in and makes himself feel like an idiot lowkey, the sequel-

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ritzy-reminiscence · 1 year

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─♣️─ Lackadaisy : Melancholy Hours

⸝⸝ tl;dr : a sleepless night turns into a trip down memory lane for mordecai heller, who usually prefers to keep his memories buried deep deep down.

⸝⸝ note : this is purely self-indulgent ! so expect an unedited work, a very ooc mordecai, and a ton of headcanons that i shoehorned into the oneshot. this was made with the intention of contributing something to the lackadaisy fandom, so i do hope it's still enjoyable regardless of the shenanigans i put in . (also, to everyone in the discord that sees this, im so sorry)

It was on one of these nights when Mordecai Heller would find himself tossing and turning in bed, rustling the sheets he normally kept so pristine. Nights where his alcohol pick-ups with the Savoys lead to bone-crushing exhaustion. Nights where time seemed to slow down after fights with rival speakeasies, emphasizing the way his muscles tense and his wounds throb. Nights where the lull of cicadas and frogs outside his bedroom window gave way to thoughts and memories he normally kept under lock and key.

Memories - something that Mordecai preferred to stay away from, something that he keeps buried under layers of tough, unbreakable soil. And yet, in this warm summer night, with the moonlight filtering through the windows and the crickets chirping their trance-inducing song, Mordecai finds himself taking a reluctant walk down memory lane, lured in by some unknown entity who takes his hand in wisps of silver and gold. Who opens each door in his house of memories and grins with delight when the can of worms come crawling out from the front porch. Who reminds him, like a breeze of wind rustling his ear, that days have been better. That they have been more joyful, more vibrant than whatever he's experiencing right now.

And it was on one of these nights that ruthless gunman and rumrunner Mordecai Heller would succumb to his feelings. He'd let them flow, like salty silk ribbons, down his cheeks, his chin, releasing all that he's been bottling up in one fell swoop of tears and sobs. He'd sit up in bed and hug himself like how he used to when he was a child, and let his cries wash over him as he grieves for everything he's lost.

Viktor. Rose. Esther. Atlas, Rose, Esther, Viktor. Viktor.

Viktor, the closest thing he's had to family since he left his ; who tolerates his ramblings and rants about asymmetry and germs ; who's been a pillar Mordecai can hang on to in times where everything's too much. On nights like this, Mordecai finds himself longing for Viktor's presence. Anything could do - his gruff voice, his one-eyed glare, just ... anything to make him feel like he's back at Lackadaisy again.

Mordecai hugs himself tighter, rocking back and forth on the mattress. He shuts his eyes amidst the tears flowing from closed lids, and out from his mouth comes a thin keening. A shaky breath, a gasp for air, and then a whispered, "I want to go home."

Home, with its worn couch with the coffee stains and water rings. Home, with the clotheslines stringing from pillar to pillar, laden with drying coats and scarves. Home, with the sounds of laughter and high-pitched shrieks and sibling arguments. Rose and Esther. Rose and Esther. One shining from the inside with bubbly smiles, the other almost a carbon copy of himself with those moody eyes and those moody glasses.

"I want to go home, I want to go home," he says, over and over again, like a wish that would come true if he just said it enough. If he just believed enough.

And he wouldn't have known he had fallen asleep if it weren't for him waking up the chirps of robins and sparrows with his eyes sore and swollen. He'd stare at the ceiling in silence for a moment, before getting up and making his bed. Taking a shower. Buttoning his suit up. Locking the door behind him. On mornings after nights like these, Mordecai Heller would keep his memories under lock-and-key again as he steps out into the fast-moving world of guns, alcohol, and blood.

#୨୧ solari-writes ! ₊˚#mordecaiheller #lackadaisy #mordecaihellerfanfiction #lackadaisy fanfiction #lackadaisy cats #mordecai my bby im so sorry for ruining your character this badly #not my best work sadly #a bit too repetitive for my usual style btu #oh well i already wrote it anyways lol #so just enjoy ig :DD

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victimized-martyr · 2 years

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hi❤ i love your blog and your tags 🥺❤ could you share a list of your favorite kyman fanfics plz

WAAAA thank you!!! 😭✨

The Stag Prince is a fandom classic. It’s south park’s stick of truth meets swan princess. I’m usually adverse to aus, but this was so true to the source material in terms of dialogue and tone that I couldn’t help but fall in love. It’s incredibly funny, all the characters get their moment to shine, it’s a really well crafted story overall.

Put The Fire Out on Us is another fandom classic, still being written! who knew the push Kyle and Cartman needed was them getting stranded in the woods together, eh??

Slam Dunk is kyman being insufferable boyfriends. Kenny and Stan are there (silently fighting for their lives).

I. LOVE Hands . Tt’s rare that I find a canon aged kyman fic that manages to capture the complexities of their dynamic. As friends, as rivals, as…. “something”.

Leonard Cohen, Bruh : Fixit fics for Post Covid are in criminally short supply. Rainbow_convection fuckin delivers!

Hypothermia Love fics where Cartman’s obsession over their rivalry shines. A good demonstration of what ppl mean when they say the difference between love and hate is a fine line.

get up, get up, (wake up, wake up) I adore numbknees’ writing, and it’s an absolute honor this was inspired by my silly kyman rants about Cartman’s sa trauma that affects how he canonically views sex and love. I assure you, I’ve read it a normal amount.

Creep is not an absolute fav, but I really like stan’s characterization in this fic, especially when the author goes into detail about how he processes his thoughts and his aversion to change. (I know, weird thing to love in a kyman centric fic). I also love the exchange between kyman halfway thru the story.

Know Your Enemy : Be not afraid of the tags! Remember that South Park itself has done far more crude, and inappropriate things. It’s incredibly vulgar, with so much heart. Just like South Park itself. What I love most about the fic is how elsen is able to put Cartman’s delusions and twisted logic into words, and for Kyle, his rigidity and tendency to justify every single thing he does into words. Both are unreliable narrators, but the reader is able to see through their bullshit all the same. What a gift of a fic. I can’t wait to see where it goes.

Kyle is a B : The world doesn’t have enough Married Kyman Shenanigans! And what a shame. This fic also stays true to the craziness of the show (the fact the the underpants gnomes are referenced, just 🤌🏼 that’s an instant win in my book) You can definitely tell they’ve been married for over 10 years in this fic. so so good.

The Rules focuses more on their mutual obsession, the hopelessly-intertwined-for-better-or-worse aspects of their dynamic.

Green Eyed is playful jab at the skinny cartman trope, and how Kyle would react to a skinny cartman.

Vice Versa approaches the switched bodies trope earnestly and so beautifully and gets kyman to understand each other better and also reflect on themselves. Delicious character deep dive. Also, it’s damn hilarious.

Bella Note Kyman, from Stan’s perspective!!!

Jew Magic Saves the Day Takes place right after the scene in s7 where Cartman wakes up next to a naked Ben Affleck. Can you tell I love fics where Kyle makes Cartman feel safe ghfjkdh

Seriously : Protective boyfriend Kyle my beloved.

Ashtray : I am absolutely WEAK for the religious themes in Kyman works. The paragraph detailing Cartman’s revelation is something that sticks with me to this day. I get chills.

How To Live a Lie is a really well crafted fixit for the mess that was season 20. No heiman necessary. Honestly after reading this I was pretty upset that the show never went down this route because it even addressed Kyle’ arc abt giving up gay speeches? Like im still upset the show hasn’t fixed that yet. Damn I love this fic.

#asks #thank you thank you for this ask!! I deeply appreciate it #happy reading!#this list is actually like. 98% of my bookmarked fics for kyman ghjfkd i'm a very picky reader #ones in bold mean i am shoving them in your face i am buzzing in my seat trying to convince you to read them #there are other fandom classics im aware of that havent made the list #like Baby Now You Do and Disintegration and Sunday Best and Broken Glass.... ghfjdk #like those fics are definitely reads I'd reccomend and they're extremely well written! they're just not my faves. there's itches they don't #quite scratch #im aware bby and disintegration are no longer available. wellllll i may or may not have them on my person if anyone was interested :>

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larrylimericks · 2 years

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30Jul22

HS Edition In new footage X Factor supplied, Hey, Soul Sister’s the song H first tried. (Bit off-tune with his voice, But there’s bakery discourse!) Now hand over Lou’s Mr. Brightside.

LT Edition Explain his tattoos? He stays mum. What’s 369’s meaning? There’s none. But when he’s had enough Of all that Larry stuff, He’ll hit up your DMs ’bout his son.

#larry #harry #harry styles #the x factor (infatuated with the attention they got last week) released an extended cut of harry's audition #in which we learn he sang (a pitchy) 'hey soul sister' by train #before singing 'isn't she lovely'#his charm and charisma shine through even at 16 #i know the forming of the band was all a set-up for the tv narrative but i want details #were they asked to bomb one song and nail the other?#to have options when creating judge dissent and drama for the show?#i will riot if there's amazing footage in the bowels of the x factor building of louis singing 'mr brightside'#(right next to the case simon's had made to preserve his cryogenically frozen head someday)#and the aired 'hey there delilah' was just part of the plot to make him come off as the weak link ...#anyway #i could listen to bby harry rattle off bakery items all day #hey calm make that your next sleep story #louis #louis tomlinson #attention mum continues to seek attention #best case scenario: the screen shots are fake #more likely: they're real and they're stunt play and Louis TM has made her Bullshit 3.0 #and here's what i've learned about shit:#i don't need to know which animal made it to know not to step in it #but i will NOT stand for all this 'cos' hate i'm seeing!#it's superior to cuz and more elegant than 'cause #limerick-hs #limerick-lt #july 30 #2022 #double edition

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nonsensical-escapism · 3 months

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Hey dude, this is a diamondback turtle, everytime i look at it i cry, and i would love to hear what you think of it

*He looks for a second at the pictures of the lil guy and a smile slowly spreads on his lips*.

"You know..sometimes turtles have this morose little look in their eyes...I know they aren't typically sad but sometimes, with some species, that's what I see."

*he chuckled*.

"This one though, has a cute little smile to match its cute little size. It makes me want to just scoop one up and keep it in my pocket haha" *He said with increasing glee*.

"All this to say, I think it's bloody adorable Bip and I may start crying with you-"

💠🐢💠🐢💠🐢💠🐢💠🐢💠🐢💠🐢💠🐢💠🐢

#Megs: lookit it everyone; it's just a lil bby-#twst oc #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #ellis wondre #-kind regards; Ellis #silly turtle 🖤#<- Ellis: This is going to be your nickname on the blog now Bip #Ellis: I thought it was fitting considering the gif you sent on that last ask and tye subject of this one #Ellis: Let me know if you'd prefer something else #though; i dont always come up with the best nicknames off the top of my head-

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maranello · 2 years

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MIAMI, 2022 — Charles Leclerc is greeted by his team after the race.

#f1 #charles leclerc #miami gp 2022 #2022 #ph #ph: ferrari media gallery #*ph #*m #*charles #charles and ferrari #expressions ranging from 'you did well! we r still proud of you bby!!' and 'oh our poor little meow meow we know you did your best'

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x-crowmancer-x · 3 months

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Made a new ponysona, his name is Sunnyside!

His special talent is 'cracking eggs' and reasuring ponies its never too late to be who you want to be! He recently cracked his own 'egg' when coming out as trans. He is optimistic, supportive, and funnily enough his hobbies tend to loop back to eggs in some way (painting with tempura paints, loving animals that lay eggs like birds and reptiles, and baking egg related dishes. His mane used to be a lot longer, but he cut it himself and ended up liking the choppy, messy style as well as the blue dyed bits.

#my egg centric bby #love that for him #live your best life king!!!#mlp oc #ponysona #trans rights bitch #trans pride #transmasc #digital drawing #original charater art #crowmancerx #eggs

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butmakeitgayblog · 1 year

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Nepo babies like Maya Rudolph, Jane Fonda, Jamie Lee Curtis. And adc ofc. They’re all self aware but at the same time really put in the work and keep their mouths shut. Not to mention so freakin talented

It's her likes on social media that always make me chuckle. She knows her lane and she sticks to it. We love bad bitches who do that

#anon #i love jane fonda using her clout to threaten to murder people on live tv #that's the energy we're here for bbY #cuz like I honestly don't care that much if you're a nepo baby #best believe if I were I would use that shit to my advantage top #too*#but just also knoooow your fucking privilege #don't play this dumb af uwu woe is me I'm so tortured and know struggle like everyone else 😩#i promise you you don't #drew Barrymore is another one #queen shit #even after having an actual terrible andn traumatizing upbringing she's like yeah ummm I'm hella blessed and have it easier than most #I'm just gonna dance in the rain. and we love that for her

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