Thought I could handle a spooky little horror novel—did not expect 'em to come at me with the existential horrors of being a queer child of american evangelicals 😰
great news for buckaroos who want to stay home. THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CANCELLED PLANS GETS ME OFF BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I KINDA DIDN’T WANT TO GO is out now as audiobook. get it here bud
OAK KING HOLLY KING is a gay Victorian fantasy romance between a fae warrior and a mortal clerk. It has high heat and high adventure to the tune of 150k words.
Ever since its release, readers have demanded an audiobook version. To that end I'm now seeking…
male narrator
well-hydrated
capable of British accents beyond RP (Northern accents particularly sought!)
Auditions are open now through November 30th.
Please email nothwellsebastian@gmail dot com for the audition script.
The FINAL COVER ART IS HERE!!! Third Eye is up for pre-order on Audible, out Oct 5th! http://audible.com/thirdeye
I've worked for 5 years on this, it's basically a TV show season in audio, about a Chosen One who fails. It stars so many wonderful people, including Sean Astin, LilyPichu, London Hughes, Wil Wheaton and Neil Gaiman among MANY others!!!
It's my baby, the most writing I've ever done. And most rewarding. If you like my stuff, please support. :) Pre-order here to get it in your ear holes VERY SOON!
And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in double-time and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backward and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
(added the music, myself 😊)
🎻 Artwork: The Judge - Aleksey Efremov
🎻 Music: Devil's Trill Sonata - Giuseppe Tartini
The Re: Dracula audiobook makes a great gift that you don't need to ship or wrap! It's 18 hours long! You can pick m4b or mp3 format! Or both! You'll be supporting indie audio drama when you buy it! Have I pitched enough reasons yet!