Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

— December 12, 1913 / Franz Kafka diaries

Choi Han: Cale-nim, have you seen Rosalyn anywhere?

Cale: ...she's right beside me?

Choi Han, grinning: Oh, hey there Rosalyn. You're so tiny that I couldn't even find you!

Rosalyn: *preparing an incineration spell with a smile*

Let's have a look at today's horoscope:

TAURUS: Today will be a good day. Not necessarily for you, but for someone, surely.

Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 180

Leo: You're real?

Mrs. Cuddles: I hope you two scream as loud as the red one!

(Season 1, Episode 9B - Mrs. Cuddles)

Doc: Why is Scar chasing Etho and trying to hotguy him? Ren: Etho decided to demonstrate his ability to turn his feet 180 degrees. Scar, shooting at Etho while he runs for his life: BEGONE, FOUL DEMON!

Emmet: Everyone is special in their own way

Rex: If everyone is special, then no one is special

Stay-deul : You guys are such a cute family!

[ Minho stuffs Hyunjin into air fryer at 180° for 20 minutes for whilst the rest of the kids are screaming ]

Bang Chan, unfazed: thanks

Lester: Could you be more annoying?

Meg: Easily.

[Image Transcription: And so Gollum found them hours later, when he returned, crawling and creeping down the path out of the gloom ahead. Sam sat propped against the stone, his head drooping sideways and his breathing heavy. In his lap lay Frodo's head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay one of Sam's brown hands, and the other lay softly upon his master's breast. Peace was in both their faces.

Gollum looked at them. A strange expression passed over his lean hungry face. The gleam faded from his eyes, and they went dim and grey, old and tired. A spasm of pain seemed to twist him, and he turned away, peering back up towards the pass, shaking his head, as if engaged in some interior debate. Then he came back, and slowly putting out a trembling hand, very cautiously he touched Frodo's knee – but almost the touch was a caress. For a fleeting moment, could one of the sleepers have seen him, they would have thought that they beheld an old weary hobbit, shrunken by the years that had carried him far beyond his time, beyond friends and kin, and the fields and streams of youth, an old starved pitiable thing. /end id]

I know we all like to talk about the gay part of this excerpt from the two towers but I would like to acknowledge the paragraph directly after it which wiplashes you from tender hobbit love straight to sméagol angst.

imagine you're in the middle of a rare moment of peace with your closest companion during the greatest war of your time and this weird fucking guy you picked up along the way is shuddering with his eyes glazed over because he's having flashbacks to being a person

Here are the quest victory quotes for Amaryllis! Credit to @muffinrecord for the screenshots.

Top: Everyone’s alright, thank goodness… Middle: Err… You’re not hurt, are you? Bottom: Ehe… My trickery prevailed!

As always, friendly disclaimer that my Japanese isn’t the best, as I’m still learning. If you spot a mistake, please let me know, and I’ll fix it!

naruto then: no one can ever dress up as sasuke because they won’t be able to capture how ugly and annoying he is

naruto now: no one can ever dress up as sasuke because he’s so much better and more perfect than everyone else that there’s no way to make it convincing

i hate them with a passion

i've had this in my drafts for the longest time as a "haha this doesn't make any sense. he is so silly!" type of post but i'm realizing that similar to how his insecurity permeates the story, objectification is everywhere too

Let's have a look at today's horoscopes:

ARIES: Winking smile emoji. Graveyard emoji. Thumbs up emoji. 100 emoji.

Ngl before Sweden I don‘t think I have ever seen a sore winner

LIKE YOU WON?! WHY ARE YOU RANTING ON AND ON ABOUT FINLAND