Bad is talking about DSMP eggpire lore and the original DSMP ending and OH MY GOD

Basically to sum it up, the characters within the DSMP were pulled in from different places to be DreamXD's "play things"

The DSMP universe was supposed to be in control of DreamXD. Everytime some big catastrophic event would happen, he would reset the cycle.

The original ending would've had everyone go to the end and try to kill DreamXD but before they could, he would've reset the cycle.

The egg was a product of that never ending cycle, trapped inside of it getting re-buried and having to get rediscovered every time.

This is not helping the dsmp relapse...

Everyone relapsing back to dsmp roots as Tommy comes out as bi curious, Tubbo sets a toaster on fire, and BBH reveals the secret dsmp finale lore

You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

no, tommyinnit bisexual was not on my 2024 bingo card. or 2023. or 2022. or 2021 for that matter. bros living a fanfiction wdym he got married to his male best friend and then figured out that he might be bisexual. and tubbo still doesn’t want him which is by far the funniest part of it all

The magic of being an inniter is no matter what you do or what fandom you're in he still finds a way to surprise everyone and change the course of the dash forever. What's next for all I know he's nuking the moon

was i really depressed or had i just not scream-sang 1d in the car on the highway recently

My mom knows so many weird people

Mother did not allow the stress baking, accidentally opened Twitter because the icons are next to each other, saw a horrible take, gonna go to bed now!

Right now at that point where I know I was productive today but I also feel like I wasted the day because since coming home I ate some soup and that’s it because brain said “we are sad now and won’t move”

So now it’s time to bring out the big guns in the fight against my emotional state: Stress Baking and watching og skam

wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

Highlights of introducing my friends to 5sos:

“Oh their music sounds fun! Who are they?” -> 1 Month Later -> “Why did you do this to me?? I haven’t been able to listen to anything else…”

During No Roots cover Friend 1 literally sank down to the ground and held her hands before her mouth out of pure shock and amazement.

Immediately after No Roots cover “Can we watch that again.”

Short Bootcamp to remember all the names during which half of the time Friend 1 mixed up Ashton and Luke

“Wait…they are not in it?” (Watching the Bad Omens Video)

Simping over Ashton

“Why are both music videos for easier so horny? Like I am not complaining.”

Bonus:

Other friend who’s not a fan: It’s like you infested them with some kind of bug they can’t get rid of

Me: Thanks

#fire emblem three hopes and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by skellizo

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

I spent ten minutes on this. What a freaking weirdo man with his goldfish empty head expression

There’s not a thought between those eyes. Nor a brain cell

God I forgot how shit twitter is, like at one time you feel like “hey that isn’t as bad as I thou-“ *misinformation* *lack of reading comprehension* *misinformation* *making fun of people based on their looks* *more misinformation* *hate band wagoning* *TERF bullshit* *weird ass game of telephone*

Like the stuff that some people posted to which I have never unfollowed a single person faster is insane and I genuinely don’t know how now was the breaking point

Anyway if anyone was wondering: Twitter still bad!

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

“if you have a problem with any of me or my friends that I should know about, feel free to dm me and we could actually talk about it like adults” directly after screen-recording and posting private dms is actually crazy btw