Monday, February 19.

Make a wish.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear, well, us?

Well, how about that. On this very day, 17 years ago, online culture was changed forever. The internet instantaneously became better, brighter, shitpostier, and adequately normal about the things we care about most. And that's because Tumblr dot com was birthed.

Whatever it is you're doing, folks, keep it up. You're doing it well. Come celebrate with us.

~mod René

Have you seen her beans

Now you have

It was my birthday today, yay! :D And I asked my Mum for a Downton Abbey cake, and so HERE IT IS. Woohoo!

It took a LOT of hesitation for me to cut it, and even then I only sliced off the little bottom corner at first. BECAUSE...... AAAAAHH. The cake was so pretty!! It took a lot of urging and reminders to hurry up before I could bring myself to slash Robert open :D

Naturally, I ate Matthew and Mary (man that sounds so wrong lol), and parts of Isobel. I'd made it clear that Matthew and Mary were MINE, and nobody else could have them :D

The cake really was the highlight of the day :)))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[White Rabbit event spoilers]

❄️Yukiko: *looking at the museum* ... Pfft-!! Hahaha!

🍎Epel: What's wrong? You suddenly burst out laughing.

❄️Yukiko: Don't you think that this roof looks a lot like Rook's hair?

🍎Epel: *looks at it and his eyes widen* Pfft! Hahahaha! Stop! Now I can't unsee it!!

🐾Grim: Oh, wait! You're right! Nyahahaha!

*Meanwhile in NRC*

👑Vil: What's wrong, Rook?

🏹Rook: I have the feeling someone is making fun of me...

Street scene in the 17th district of Paris

French vintage postcard

Dinofact #120

Tyrannosaurus rex had the highest bite force of any dinosaur, and likely the highest bite force of any known land animal. However, when comparing the bite force of an animal to its body size, the Galapagos finch beats T. rex, and, if scaled up to the size of a T. rex, would have a bite force 320 times that of T. rex.

Sources: Wikipedia, the Daily Mail, Smithsonian Magazine, LiveScience

Continued from here: @dom-i-nate​

“Noted, Sir.” Of course, Daisy never intended any malice by briefly considering a playful little fib, but the seriousness Nate employed told her that he might have some history with being lied to in the past. She committed that to memory; not to pry about it, as she had quickly learned not to do, but to simply bear it in mind for their future interactions. She smirked proudly at the built, taller man’s approval of her ensemble and squealed happily as he pulled the top of her dress away from her skin to peer down at the healing bruises he’d left behind. Her breath hitched when his digit reached down the front of her dress to tweak at her sensitive, roused nipple. She gripped the counter behind her and smiled a breathless little grin up at him. “You’re an absolute menace, Sir. If this is how you check up on my bruises, I’m tempted to beg you to bruise me every time we meet up.” At his order, she obediently turned around and bent over the counter, throwing her ass out for him to inspect as closely as he decided was necessary.

Books I’ve read in 2022:

→ The Raven King by Maggie Stiefvater

<3 

ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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fine dining | harrison & owen

Owen stepped out of his Uber and looked up at Lima’s newest restaurant. He sighed and straightened out the his light pink, snugly-fit polo shirt and after thanking the driver, shut the door and walked up the stairs to the entrance. “Hello?” He called out to the empty restaurant. He figured Harrison was somewhere in the back and had to come out eventually, so he simply took a moment to look around. It definitely wasn’t the kind of place you could just wear anything to, so he was glad he’d dressed accordingly. Sure, the place wasn’t open yet, but anyone outside would get the vibe of the upcoming establishment seeing someone dressed nicely walking in. He walked up to the vacant bar and drummed his fingers on the countertop. He didn’t know what to expect from tonight. Harrison was ridiculously hot, so he knew what he hoped would happen, but if nothing else, it was just nice to be getting to know someone new. The fact that they were gorgeous to look at was simply an added bonus. @sirharrisonschuester​

Continued from here: @gunnerrose​

If you were interested to know just how impressive a feat that is, the performance I’m referencing is this one! Their voices are both so effortlessly powerful, but they manage to blend beautifully as opposed to just shouting at each other. It’s a rare occurrence between such immense talents. 

Of course...this is also an elaborate diversion from the fact that I’m blushing up a storm at you calling me ‘pretty boy’. You must know what that does to a person, Sir.