Ok but I think I think we all forgot how Will literally SLAPPED AN ARROW OUT OF IT'S PATH AT THE LAST MOMENT ON PURE INSTINCT and Halt literally forgot that he was in an active battle for a moment just to gawk at the fact that his son just performed a miracle??????
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🐦⬛salut!
I really do tend to say "heres a small idea!" then throw a multi paragraph thing-
Anywho,
Vague poly mc idea.
Tubbo ranting to Foolish being homophobic™ about fit and pac.
And Foolish looks him dead in the eyes asking "you sure you arent just gay for them and upset at not being included"
"It's so fucking ridculous!" Tubbo cried falling back on the couch with his arms crossed like a petulant child.
Foolish stared at him, fed up. "You're ridiculous."
"No, I'm fucking not. You don't know how bad they are. It's so fucking annoying bro."
Foolish rolled his eyes. "What do they do that is sooooo annoying?"
"They won't stop flirting! If I have to hear big daddy or big boy one more time I'm going to shoot myself."
"Why?" Foolish asked again.
Tubbo glared at him. "Because it's gross."
"Why??"
Tubbo stared at him for a long moment. "What are you fucking talking about?"
"i just think you maybe haven't really taken a moment to consider why you actually hate it so much."
Tubbo blinked at him with a suprised expression. "Foolish what the fuck are you implying?"
"You're gay."
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?" Tubbo cried. "I'm a faggot, you're a faggot, what does that have to do with anything?"
Foolish sighed deeply. "I mean think about it. You were really close to them. I have witnessed you flirting with both of them on different occasions. It makes sense that you would be jealous of their relationship."
Tubbo gaped at him. "I'm not jealous of their relationship. Are you trying to imply that I have a crush on one of them?"
"No," Foolish said like it was the most ridiculous thing ever. "I'm implying you have a crush on both of them."
Tubbo's jaw fell farther open and he uttered no more words for the rest of the evening.
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